Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Pitch Meeting

[@bsgfan1]

“Only a Prime can kill a Prime” But somehow Megatron, who is not a Prime, kills Optimus, who _is_ a Prime.

[@luizfelipevbf5567]

Also The Fallen and Jetfire can both teleport but no one else ever uses that ability again in any following movie.

[@demontferrat]

@@luizfelipevbf5567 That ability is just busted. they don't think before adding abilities to movies and pretend they don't exist in the following.

[@luizfelipevbf5567]

@@demontferrat They brought up the Matrix' ability to revive their race's again in the 3rd movie once at the beginning but not in the 4th were many of them are killed. In fact i don't thiink they even mention it after the 3rd movie.

[@DaAcoustikChicken]

@@luizfelipevbf5567 wait.. there's more than 3??

[@casperryborg4869]

I hate the fact that I actually just searched for this. But it was actually never stated that it took a prime to kill a prime, just that it took a prime to kill the fallen. This means that in the lore of this universe, Megatron could very well kill Optimus.

[@slidetek]

"That's what's happening here, and nobody's stopping it." And apparently, _nobody ever will._

[@Mediocre_Gaming]

This phrase should be attached to a lot of movies nowadays.

[@DezMarivette]

Seriously. And a new catchphrase is born.

[@BestiaTres3]

*Fast and furious had entered the chat

[@steventhompson9672]

This is what pot brownies really do. That's my explanation, anyway.

[@austintrousdale2397]

Eventually it kind of stopped when Transformers The Last Knight flopped and they went soft reboot with Bumblebee.

[@ShadyDoorags]

"And then Sam ends of dying." "That's fatal." "Actually, no it's not sir." Probably some of the best couple of lines ever said in a Pitch Meeting.

[@p0rt3r]

The whole bagel story made more sense than the movie. And now I want a bagel, I have decided.

[@konstantinkh]

And nobody watches movies on DVDs anymore anyways, so you might even try script guy's recipe.

[@scepteredisle]

bagels are amazing! the texture! yum!

[@neebsmcneebs9697]

Check your DVD player, might be one in there.

[@PhrontDoor]

Bagels are tight.

[@SuperFabregas2]

Bagels are for sales associates only

[@Philistine47]

_"That's what's happening here, and nobody is stopping it!"_ I'm not sure whether I should laugh because it's funny or cry because it's true.

[@businessoutsidethelines]

@Bret Sheeley I'm sure stealing my line while I was on vacation was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@ejoshcoron]

The level of consistent quality in Pitch Meetings is a glitch in the universe

[@Kyle-Thor420]

Don't tell the devs

[@marredcheese]

Yep! ...but also, why did he go along with calling the *100% scrotumless testicles* "the scrotum" instead of drawing attention to the error? I demand justice.

[@user-ju6zx3rm8d]

it really is incredible tbh

[@wildcardproductions6010]

No... not a glitch. It's the universe's only perfect thing

[@anthonycurby4606]

Ita mirror held to humanity

[@laurabuckles7961]

"Because reasons!" is the explanation for 98% of everything that ends up on screens, I've decided. Now excuse me, I smell plastic burning so the bagel must be ready.

[@gansosmansos]

Hahaha

[@Sandsquid21]

My buddy told me enough times “because it is in the script” that I have just stopped being critical of movies, lol

[@neilkurzman4907]

Broiled DVR bagels are tight.

[@MatiZ815]

"Nobody Stopped It" should have been a tagline for a lot of movies.

[@kesmeby]

First they made a Transfomers movie and I said nothing for I was not a Transfomer.

[@commandercaptain4664]

@@kesmeby We are all complicit, even those who never saw it.

[@chrisjones5949]

Y'know, "accidentally cooking my DVD player" is about the intellectual level I'd believe the writers of these movies are on.

[@Jesse__H]

"GIVE ME YOUR FACE" - Optimus Prime, bastion of morality and kind-hearted father figure to all Autobots

[@KrytenKoro]

Eh, he's literally fighting the Antichrist

[@typhoonzebra]

"Puny! Weakling! Waste of metal! Junkyard scrap!" "YOU DIE!" Optimus really stepped up his trash talk game in the live action films.

[@tomenglish8330]

I want to take his face ... off

[@wolfiewoo3371]

@@KrytenKoro He did the right thing, it's how he did it that we have a problem with. He didn't need to be so savage about it

[@johnnyphesto1247]

There’s a compilation of Optimus’ “I’ll kill you”s

[@hunterkiller1440]

Producer: There's a writer strike. They're just spamming one word over and over again. Director: What is it? Producer: It's just the word "explosion" on repeat. Director: Alrighty then. Producer: What?

[@Half_Finis]

Michael Bay: "Perfection"

[@josephjoestar324]

Megumin

[@vullord666]

Pretty sure that's just Michael Bay's language. The writers were probably just typing that because he refuses to communicate in anything else

[@NathanY0ung]

Megumin would be proud.

[@dongster529]

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen : AKA What really goes on in Michael Bay's head when there is no one to write dialogue for him.

[@N1Rguitar]

“You know what he’s gonna say?” “Something cool, I bet!” “He’s gonna say: Give me your face.” “ah...” 😐

[@deeya]

Honestly, the producer's brief awakenings to the gaps in logic are what kills in these videos. He realizes the screenwriter is wrong, becomes stunned and or tries to interject, and then moves past it as the writer continues with his nonsense. 😂

[@zzz7903]

Is that where Vos got the idea

[@clarencemadjoe3599]

😂 Legend.

[@CannonKnight]

I actually feel sorry for Ryan that had to watch that movie and somehow describe it with words. Thank you for your sacrifice.

[@jelita_]

Yup, he has been doing it for some really bad movies.

[@mk7893]

You guys still watch transformers for the plot? Hahaha

[@dewolf123]

@@mk7893 Please any movie goer or action lover knows these movies aren't about plot as they are about robots. Robots shooting and fighting each other sells and yet they couldn't even have more of that since they get rarely focused on.

[@MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk]

Watching bad movies to riff on them is not a bad gig.

[@gustavoguerra4055]

I always think bout that

[@MandyGBX]

"We've made the new Transformers movie. A bunch of random explosions, a sprinkling of dialog, and a MacGuffin." "But that was literally the last movie." "You're right. We'll throw in an extra MacGuffin to differentiate."

[@azurqasm2746]

Oh I see, that's very different.

[@thepaladin4335]

When you realize all the Macguffins do the same EXACT THING 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ the box, the matrix, the metal thing from the 4th movie, and the staff thing lmao 😆

[@shore9389]

“What’s gonna explode?” “Oh just all of it I guess” 😂😂😂

[@DarkSalarian]

The fact that Megatron kills Optimus Prime while working for and being scared of the Fallen and the Fallen not being able to kill Optimus Prime still bugs me to this day.

[@Peinstuff]

not defending this movie, but i could see that as a Pokemon typing triangle: Fire beats Grass beats Water beats Fire. Optimus beats the Fallen and it's weak against Megatron. The Fallen beats Megatron but it's weak against Optimus, and Megatron beats Optimus and it's weak against the Fallen. At least in this matchup, though

[@zigzaghyena]

@@Peinstuff COULD, but WON'T, because even that is giving it too much credit.

[@sanjonrion8398]

Pro : oh it's gonna be difficult for optimus to beat fallen since he couldn't even beat Megatron .. Wri : super easy , barely an inconvenience , so jet fire is gonna sacrifice and somehow give optimus an upgrade which makes him very strong , because ...

[@davidgantenbein9362]

What really bugs me is Megatron not wanting to murder the Fallen and not trying to replace him. The thing in this movie (and the next) just isn’t really like Megatron at all. They should have used some other Decepticon than make Megatron such a lame thing.

[@Bob.Roberts]

@@davidgantenbein9362 Starscream would be the most likely candidate, but they already messed up his character before; he was the most power hungry of all. Shockwave would be okay too, but oh yeah, they messed up his character as well.

[@ImAFatNerd90]

“So you have a Transformers sequel for me?” “I got a bunch of explosive action scenes with dialogue in between that kind of explains why they’re happening.” Literally every Michael Bay Transformers movie.

[@Gshift]

Literally every Michael Bay movie period.

[@pleasestopsayingliterally2572]

@@Gshift you're not wrong, but there's gotta be a better way to say that.

[@mihaitha]

@@Gshift let's not exaggerate. There's Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys, The Island. All movies with way more dialog and coherence than the 20 Transformers movies that followed.

[@Gshift]

@@mihaitha Excellent point. But one thing is undeniable. ｅｘｐｌｏｓｉｏｎｓ!

[@ImAFatNerd90]

@@Gshift 2014 TMNT had one explosion at the end

[@allinone-qz2gi]

"That's what's happening and nobody is stopping it" is how I feel about all Michael Bay movies

[@unforcedterror3136]

The logic of putting the DVD player into the oven because he still wanted that bagel is of a creepy brilliance 😂

[@dothedew219]

Because a bagel makes a batter dvd than an actual dvd of Transformers 2.

[@legueu]

That storyline is better than Transformer 2.

[@Piledriver2006]

@@legueu there was literally no story for this movie and I am using the word literally correctly

[@legueu]

@@Piledriver2006 You literally used the word literally literally.

[@maximummatt73]

No, it's insanity

[@LowbrowDeluxe]

"These are things you've written and we're going to spend a lot of money bringing them to life." "That's what's happening here and no one is stopping it." I had gotten up to get something and about fell over at that.

[@atomicviking2497]

"These are things that you've written, and we're going to spend a lot of money to bring them to life." "That's what happening and nobody's stopping it." I died 🤣

[@snipetysniper]

Well that’s fatal

[@lucastheprime787]

@@snipetysniper No it’s not

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

@@lucastheprime787 *explosions intensify*

[@cristhianramirez6939]

Did you go to robot heaven?

[@MrLovegrove]

​@@cristhianramirez6939robot hell from Futurama seems more fun

[@nicolasmouzakis650]

Ryan george has the ability of being massively sarcastic and acid while sounding super polite and friendly. One of a kind 😎

[@YouTellemFrosk]

Ryan George is tight!

[@nicholaslewis8594]

He’s Canadian😂

[@MiketheMadness]

I thought only the English could do this

[@tuseroni6085]

its a canadian thing.

[@ThorMaximus]

Helps when you talking to yourself

[@Showzstopper]

"Then Optimus Prime did a back flip, scrapped the bad guy's face and saved the day"

[@eruteriojason2954]

*ruined everybody’s day

[@Og_blvkstvh]

@@eruteriojason2954 now we have to put him in a room..

[@frogfrogson2670]

@@Og_blvkstvh *a building

[@Og_blvkstvh]

@@frogfrogson2670 😂

[@commandercaptain4664]

"... in front of a child, no less. That child now has therapy."

[@volvanochaser1099]

Studio Guy: If they can teleport, why didn’t they do that in the last movie? Screenwriter Guy: I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that

[@raj_a_jaiswal]

"Teleport off my back"

[@danielclay1378]

Shia lebuf's gonna go to robot heaven and we're gonna immortalize that image in cinematic history

[@dj_matanzaa]

I forgot all the rest of this movie, but sure enough, that scene is imprinted in my brain.

[@MasseyKY]

"What's gonna explode?" "Just all of it I guess." Michael Bay in a nutshell

[@josephjoestar324]

Megumin

[@tajcee]

Literally every Michael Bay film. 90% explosions, 5% dialogue, 5% whatever the f***

[@justaguywithnoface6370]

An explosion a day keeps Michael at Bay

[@darthdestructor927]

@@justaguywithnoface6370 oh michael bay getting millions from hollywood for explosion porn is tight!!!!

[@RegisTraiter]

I am going to use "I put a bagel in my DVD player" as an excuse for literally everything from now on.

[@shylock7989]

Ok, i'm gonna need you to either buy me a new DVD player or get all the way off my back about this!

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

Everything bagel excuses are TIGHT !

[@davidwuhrer6704]

What's a DVD player?

[@RegisTraiter]

@@davidwuhrer6704 It's where you put bagel.

[@konstantinkh]

"And nobody is stopping me." - Yeah, that must be running through at least some movie script writers' heads some times.

[@Satori91387]

Shia Lebouf's gonna to go to robot heaven, and we're going to immortalize that image forever in cinematic history.

[@NimbleBard48]

Yo, Shia already went to heaven in Constantine.

[@tefweebz]

@@NimbleBard48 Yeah, but you see, that’s not ROBOT heaven though.

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

@@NimbleBard48 he's be to heaven twice at this point

[@osirissmith5254]

“Welll sir, I’m gonna need you to either get me a new DVD player or get alllll the way off my back” 😂😂😂 I swear each of these “get off my backs” are witty and hilarious in each video. Love it lol.

[@mateotokic3841]

We need Pitch Meeting of PREDESTINATION. That would be a fun one to explain :D

[@144digital]

Please guys, make this one happen

[@williammm6920]

Humanity needs this pitch meeting

[@shravanrandy7044]

Please do this one !!

[@justinhackstadt6677]

Ethan Hawk doing transgender stuff. It will be a tough one without pissing people off. 😆🤣

[@fffkino]

Epic

[@jasiriboards]

I love how of a wise ass the producer is being in this one. “We’re going to immortalize that image in cinematic history” 😂😂😂

[@Write-Stuff]

The... producer?

[@identityvdreamwitch3557]

@@Write-Stuff Yeah! His name is Producer guy!

[@SamJ.J.]

Might be the best line in this whole series and that's a really high bar.

[@cobeycobb]

"These are things that you've written and we're gonna spend a lot of money to bring them to life" "That's what's happening here and nobody's stoppin it."

[@O4C209]

"And then Sam's going to end up dying." "That's fatal." "Actually, no it's not, sir."

[@bobbydeuce6486]

“Shia Leboeuf’s gonna go to robot heaven and we’re gonna immortalize that image in cinematic history.” **blankly stares**

[@JasonON]

I was waiting for an MCU reference with that line ...

[@danielcooper3332]

3:43 "Well it's gonna be hard for our main characters to get to Egypt from the United States" That line could also apply to Wonder Woman 1984

[@paulgibbon5991]

There's just something about Egypt.

[@ceezyjeffezy2213]

Except Wonder Woman actually did use a jet

[@snukastyle]

@@ceezyjeffezy2213 But that jet only had enough fuel to get partway across the Atlantic.

[@paulgibbon5991]

@@snukastyle And you know, WW1 biplane, 1980's jet fighter, they're pretty much the same right?

[@DSan-kl2yc]

At least they flew

[@prof_parahelix2390]

"... a big robot named Devastator, and this thing's like a vacuum!" Much like the dramatic core of the film

[@SurgeryIsWoke]

"This Flying robot who can turn into a JET, he can Teleport so that's how they're gonna get there." "I...🙄- OK"

[@thedripcritic9379]

*Skywarp intensifies*

[@Weakest_Bulgarian]

They ignore alot of transformer lore in this video and it's annoying

[@MireMiraMe]

@@thedripcritic9379 Yeah but at least Skywarp was cool and his uses of the ability made sense and didn’t feel forced since we knew from the beginning in the Bayverse it feels like an asspull because it is. They should’ve just mentioned and used Ground Bridges and Space Bridges earlier in the series and instead say “ Only a select few decepticons and autobots knew how to create one”

[@MireMiraMe]

@@Weakest_Bulgarian They ignore it in the video cause they ignored it in the movie.

[@luizfelipevbf5567]

@@Weakest_Bulgarian the movie never bothers to explain Space Bridges or Pretenders or even what "Prime" means.

[@A_professional_potato.]

“It’s going to be practically impossible to see what’s happening visually” Man I’m so glad I’m not the only one who has no idea what I’m watching in their fight sequences

[@anandhusr2126]

True i can't even know whats happening i can see some metal moving and sparks and explosion

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

Michael Bay truly perfected the "art" of speaking to the kind of Audience that never developed past the stage, where having a bunch of keys shaken in front of your face is endless entertainment.

[@charliebrouun6510]

That bagel story had me in tears for like 2 minutes straight looool

[@connorweir1993]

Fun fact, this is how the actual pitch meeting went when Michael Bay pitched this movie

[@MrChickennugget360]

including the part where he put a bagel in his DVD player and put his DVD player in the Oven and then put it on broil since he still wanted to eat the bagel- thus preventing him from re-watching His original movie Transformers to check for plot continuity.

[@MichaelSBaram]

I mean, aren't all of Ryan's pitch meetings historically accurate?

[@johnbro341]

Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that the 13 primes sacrificed themselves to build a wall only to be shot down by bumblebee with 1 shot by his gun?

[@novustalks7525]

7 primes . And no the walk was built by humans . Behind it was the fingers of one of them

[@JS-rv3et]

@@novustalks7525 the wall was broken by the other robot slamming into it the prime chamber was broken by bumblebee scrub

[@ExtremeSquared]

Hope there were no mersenne primes involved. There are only 51 of those so far.

[@JS-rv3et]

@@ExtremeSquared ..... no there was not

[@TenTonNuke]

Who's Noone?

[@Kalvin5]

"Shia LaBeouf's gonna go to Robot Heaven, and we're gonna immortalize that image in cinematic history."

[@me30000]

“Is it going to be hard to milk this franchise for all it’s worth?” “No, it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience!” “Oh, really?” “Yeah! We can probably make three more of these, and if those don’t go well, we can make a bunch of spin-offs!”

[@neebsmcneebs9697]

Will it ruin everything if Shia pretends he has more integrity than these roles can pay enough to offset? No problem, super easy, barely an inconvenience. Get me a Wahlberg.

[@superiorflame2654]

“Wow, wow, wow, wow”

[@oniakuma2392]

I feel like this franchise is just a contest to see how many Careers they can destroy

[@cenciende9401]

Except 1 & 3 were pretty great movies, and financially they were all successful otherwise they wouldn't keep making them... even trash like 4 & 5

[@ivaerz4977]

Let's be honest Shia lowbuff carried these movies

[@AsifAAli]

"If they can take the form of humans, then why do they transform into cars?" "Unclear" 😂😂 Best point!

[@ericbambach3222]

The Decepticons clearly were introduced to the Terminator franchise via "Salvation" (that other 2009 movie that had a few scenes with big robots).

[@cmdraftbrn]

@@ericbambach3222 more like transformers, cylons in disguise!

[@ojivlogs]

It's always botherd me, why not to kidnapp the president and take his place... Maybe because it will too smart for this movies hahaha

[@aquamentos]

@@ojivlogs If the villains are smart there's no way for the good guys to win...

[@AsifAAli]

@@ojivlogs Exactly my thought. I mean, anyone/anything we see in these Hollywood movies being able take the form of any human... could just rule or destroy the whole world by taking the most important peoples form. But then, we are talking a limited approach, and the end of sequels--not profitable for the movies Industry, eh? 😁😂

[@6gunbeaufordiii514]

i'd like to see a full blown "Pitch Meeting" comedy movie to explore how these characters got to be writer and producer or maybe a story on how these 2 go about putting a movie together kinda similar to the Disaster Artist

[@ZetZatar]

Even after 10 years, it still hurts to think this movie actually happened.

[@ces3lg]

Cold part is I actually like the first 3 transformers and love Shia

[@Flood520]

What really hurts is that there are people that will defend this turd.

[@atomiswave2]

All of them are terrible

[@ces3lg]

@@Flood520 I just personally enjoy the movie

[@ces3lg]

@@atomiswave2 I disagree

[@lukeishere4177]

“ Sam dies” “That’s fatal” “No it’s not!”

[@sam-ds3nh]

"These are things that you've written and we're going to spend alot of money to bring them to life" "That's what's happening here and nobody's gonna stop it"

[@briandamage5677]

I like these pitch meetings so much more than actually watching these movies.

[@islamadam8502]

"If the fight is happening in Egypt where's the Egyptian military?" "I don't know!"

[@kabouterwesley83]

"Egypt has a military?"

[@MonteKristof]

@@kabouterwesley83 well, just ask the Pharaoh!

[@PeteZhaoCA]

“Apparently we need to have ppl yelling USA!USA!! Also waving them flags.” “Yelling and waving is tight!”

[@jacobd1984]

"Well, they aren't sponsoring our explosion movie, so for the sake of this story, the Egyptian military doesn't exist."

[@abdalrrahim]

@@kabouterwesley83 thier military is ranked 11th world wide

[@eroeZ562]

" That's enough, I've heard enough crap from all of you..." - Michael Bay

[@freddykabuffke461]

when I come down I'll show you what a real star can do

[@phatlewt2932]

MOTHERFUCKIN MONEY

[@cristhianramirez6939]

No director is his equal

[@faawks]

Ryan is a national treasure and if anything were to happen to him I can NOT be held responsible for my actions.

[@SchrijverMarcel]

International treasure!

[@Wandergirl108]

International, since he's Canadian but brings joy to audiences worldwide. He is simply a treasure of humanity. C:

[@gmork1090]

He's literally the only thing on Screen Rant that isn't wrong about 104% of everything being stated.

[@kousetsuhana]

definitely international. for example i adore him from Italy :)

[@tomerisraeli3521]

National Treasure, I can make a movie about that and let Nick Cage play the lead. I'm sure the pitch for it will be as sensible as the end result.

[@neetpride5919]

"Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." make this the new catchphrase bro

[@mamacito1795]

I vote "this transformer has a scrotum"

[@metaLungiez]

He's done it at least once before, can't remember which movie but he said it like 7 times in that video.

[@Vagabond_G]

@@metaLungiez it was one of the other transformer movie, I think it was the first one

[@sirgeen]

At this point everything he says is a catchphrase

[@neetpride5919]

@@sirgeen yeah but Nice.x4+misogyny will be relevant to more movies and therefore is very comedically versatile

[@matthewnelson5293]

Mr. Producer is the most consistent character ever. Instead of spending money on the writer, he just ignores the glaring plot holes.

[@trueherokoinzell2817]

"That's what's happening here and nobody's stopping it."

[@Rylai_xiv]

Lmao this bit had me in tears

[@lekanswansons3646]

rick and mortyesque

[@xyongrayson8007]

Transformer pitch meetings on Mother’s Day are tight!

[@kingjulien9525]

"Ooooh Let me get all the way off that thing."

[@resalatnawal5250]

Your mother is tight

[@leeroyjenkins3014]

@@resalatnawal5250 what

[@domreynolds8368]

@@resalatnawal5250 what

[@resalatnawal5250]

All the kids asking what as if they don't understand the joke

[@ClanImprobable]

How do movies even happen with…with scripts like these? *sobs in italics, unscore, bold* Thank you Ryan, as ever you're the highlight of films we'll never watch…

[@alexarobinson2850]

"These are things that you've written, and we're going to spend a lot of money to bring them to life." "That's what's happening here and nobody's stopping it."

[@jacobd1984]

Was Ryan extra snarky this time, or am I imagining it?

[@FaussetFilms]

Fun Fact: there wasn’t actually a coherent script written for this movie due to a writer’s strike in Hollywood. Just a basic summary of the movie was made and the dialogue was improvised.

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

That explains a lot.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

But what is excuse for other sequels to be even more incoherent and nonsensical?

[@theLikou1]

@@ExtremeMadnessX Writer's stroke in that cases.

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

How is that different from any other Michael Bay movie?

[@myytcgktt1]

Wow wow wow wow... wow

[@doublethink.hitchhiker]

The level of sass in this episode is beautiful. :-)

[@Thebigbad1013]

"So then a lot of these pages just say the word explosion" LMAO! I so love these pitch meetings!

[@weareharbinger914]

"This hot girl starts to show some real interest in him." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." I believe thats what the writers actually said verbatim.

[@danluck4186]

I sense a new catchphrase. Nice.

[@destro6971]

Nice!

[@MichaelWerneburg]

"writers"

[@6gunbeaufordiii514]

and that girl wasn't even hot...she's like a 5 but make up, lighting and angles make her a 6

[@ginge641]

@@6gunbeaufordiii514 Not even slightly, but when Megan Fox is in the room, yeah, plummets to a 6.

[@yoursonisold8743]

"What's gonna explode?" "Just all of it I guess." "That works." Ryan really understand Michael Bay so well.

[@artembentsionov]

“A bunch of explosive action scenes with some dialog in-between that kind of explains why they’re happening.” A good description of most Michael Bay movies

[@SewerTapes]

Can we just have Ryan play every character in all media from now on?

[@MarkD5678]

That'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@JakkFrost1]

And have it all directed by Jon Favreau, the man who successfully launched the MCU and who brought Star Wars back to life with The Mandalorian!

[@zagnorch1336]

That's been the plan all along.

[@sir_will_iam]

Ryan in fast and furious Hi there, hello. Wanna have a street race? Yeah sure. I'm...totally not an officer of the law who's here to put you in a room. *7 movies later* Hi there hello. Oh hey man, are we having another street race? Actually no. I was thinking we could use our cars to go stop a cybernetically enhanced soldier from destroying the world. Thats...what? Yeah Yeah Yeah we're avengers now I decided.

[@TheThundercool]

I think he's busy enough by carrying SR channel all the way off his back.

[@willh3972]

"Shia LaBeouf is going to robot heaven and we're going to immortalize that in cinematic history." Just so great.

[@hugovilumsons7385]

I was wondering why most of Transformers sequels seemed detached from one another. Now I know, writer just had a bagel in the dvd player.😂

[@SoloStudiosOfficial]

explaining the whole plot of this movie really hammers home the fact that there wasn't one

[@davincent98]

Writer's Strike

[@0MichelAbdul0]

Thanks!

[@everythingman987]

How Michael Bay wasn't permanently banned from making movies by the UN Human Rights Council after making this movie is beyond me.

[@nhmooytis7058]

Does seem to violate the Nuremberg Conventions don’t it.

[@SlaughterhouseDb]

The people he makes those movies for don't care about the plot, continuity, character development, etc. Just like F&F or the Jurassic sequels.

[@allinone-qz2gi]

I'm dead

[@dakodablack7312]

The mans movie scenes were good nobody has seen live action robots like that before the transforming scenes were unbelievable it was also the first action transformers why wld they ban money makers

[@alyssabrianlaube6935]

@@dakodablack7312 here is one of the ones who thinks that simply having live action robots makes a good scene. That is a low, low bar to set. Writing is important even in popcorn flicks. But like you said it makes tons of money because its flashy on the surface and that's all it takes to get children's money.

[@sebastiaankrul2403]

I'm impressed with the fact you dared to pitch meeting this movie and even more impressed with the final product. Good job

[@TheGennen]

I love that by the end of this one Producer Guy isn't questioning Writer Guy. Instead, he's clearly given up entirely and is just reiterating the nonsense as "favts", and using will-power to make them happen. 😂

[@lets_talk_movies]

I would’ve been very happy to see someone mention the fact that the tank in Transformers 1 is also named devastator in the subtitles so there’s two different devastators apparently even though the tank was supposed to be Brawl

[@novustalks7525]

Yeah it a licensing issue they had at the time

[@austintrousdale2397]

As someone who collected the toys when he was young, the fact that Brawl and Vortex weren’t properly name-checked irritated me about the original (which on balance, I mostly liked). Oh yeah, Scorponok, too. 🦂

[@novustalks7525]

@@austintrousdale2397 Vortex and blackout are not the same. They are completely different characters

[@cheergirl287]

"Give me your face" *visible disappointment and confusion* I laughed so hard at that bit 😂

[@alexhenderson3364]

I have never heard of these videos, so when I clicked on it, I assumed it was about pitch-shifting the voices in the movie to match music or something. Never have I so enjoyed being so wrong. Time to go watch everything you've ever posted!

[@DamienBarriga]

LOL please let “That’s fatal” be an ongoing phrase! This one’s HILARIOUS!!

[@SirThecos]

"There's no way to check that." "Well..." 😅

[@himanshusisodia7065]

I spilled my drink at 4:31 I didn't see that coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@calebcostrini]

*"Give me your face."* Top 10 One-Liners Before the Kill

[@DilonMoodley]

OMG i watched this movie yesterday and was hoping that Ryan does a pitch meeting for this. YAY🥳🥳🥳

[@Stormtrooper53]

This is by far the beat Pitch Meeting. I watch it at least twice a month and it always makes me laugh.

[@shmoopdoop1409]

You should watch his one for Dolittle. Also Batman and Robin and Batman Forever.

[@hansgruber788]

3:58 "They're going to teleport" That whole part made me lol too hard

[@DCComicsGamer]

My favourite Pitch Meetings are the ones where it seems very obvious Ryan is actually angry they happened. Like this one.

[@ExpressATrain]

So Incredible that the quality hasn't dropped at all since this series started. Ryan, youre killin it 😎

[@GarethDoesStuff]

This is the first time I’ve ever seen Ryan just give up and die inside, knowing nothing he can come up with will be anywhere near as ridiculous as the actual movie.

[@piyushjn92]

You should watch Breaking Dawn pitch meeting then

[@bman78629]

my wife will not let me put a bagel in our old dvd player. i explained it is ok because i plan on putting those two things in the oven so i can go to robot heaven.

[@845835]

Most of the time these pitch meetings are joking but this time they are 100% accurate with how this pitch happened.

[@liloiax22]

*Writer* : "... and then Sam's gonna end up dying" *Producer* : "That's fatal" *Writer* : "Actually no it's not sir" lmao... he NEVER manages to disappoint with one of these "pitch meeting" videos... I _literally can't wait_ to watch the new "pitch meeting" video that drops *every weekend* lol

[@MysteryShack616]

Ryan's Pitch Meeting never fails to impress me with thoughts I never thought before when watching a movie.

[@calebmurphy9406]

"These are things that you've written and we're going to spend a lot of money to bring them to life." "That's what's happening here and nobody"s stopping it." I can picture Ryan angrily writing that as he was forced to sit down and watch this movie.

[@tekuaniaakab2050]

“So tell me more about these autobots, what are they like?” “Oh they are great sir, there’s these two twins that are going to just...you know... talk in only racial stereotypes” “OH my god”

[@darthdestructor927]

michael bay's insensitivity to racists stereotypes despite being jewish is super easy , barely an inconvience

[@Novarcharesk]

Because stereotypes are simplistic and easy generalisations for comedy. It's lazy, not racism.

[@jessicak2811]

@@darthdestructor927 Wow, wow, wow, wow, WOW!

[@dewolf123]

@@Novarcharesk It's both

[@Novarcharesk]

It really isn't. You prove the motivation of casting racial profiling onto characters specifically for making them seem negative.

[@pipinfresh]

After watching hundreds of these I just realized he puts clips from the movie he is pitching in the pitch meeting. It's like a time-traveling pitch meeting where we see the finished movie while he is pitching the movie.

[@cycanex_0017]

They shot one of the 7 wonders of the world using a rail gun because a stranger asked them to. This made me question my childhood.

[@ginanjarpratama314]

Ryan forgot this: "And not only humping dog, we will ad a humping robot too." "Wow wow wow."

[@SCRaetz]

Ugh! I loathed to see that on screen!!

[@MartijnPennings]

You omitted at least one "wow"

[@hesham.m1711]

haahaaha 69

[@alisaurus4224]

“Humping dogs? Bow wow wow”

[@arrozconmgtow5026]

Oh goodness I forgot about Wheelie the tiny robot who likes to hug and twerk without consent. Gosh this movie was just filled with all the bad images.

[@freezasama5802]

You have no idea how much I've wanted this pitch meeting

[@cjhepburn7406]

By popular demand!

[@suhaskiran5013]

Ah just binge watched these episodes...and I'm just heart broken... because your just dismantling my childhood favourite movies within 10 minutes...with such a grace...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Film-Roller]

Shia LeBouf is gonna go to robot heaven and we’re gonna immortalize that image in cinematic history.

[@bpvirgo]

“I put a bagel in my DVD player.” One of the good ones, right there.

[@elizabethhachet6107]

"Oh that's close enough for sure." I see you've found how my workplace does things.

[@4plus20isHappy]

“Ruining Transformers 5 times in a row is super easy, barely an inconvenience.” -Michael Bay

[@cenciende9401]

Wrong you toxic dumbass, 1 & 3 are pretty great movies.

[@cjhepburn7406]

That said, the robots generally look pretty cool. I felt Transformers 2 was the weakest of the batch tho. Ryan was right 2 rip into it. Cj

[@yujiro424]

@@cenciende9401 1 is fine but 3 was nearly as nonsensical as 2.

[@4plus20isHappy]

@@cenciende9401 Part 1 is good by default. It sucked slightly less than the others.