Why We Will NEVER Have Kids | Trash Taste

[@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz]

honestly parenting is like cooking. you don't need to be a chef to tell when someone sucks at it.

[@Yuuki-jp4ob]

Magical, I'm using that thank you

[@Saturnius]

Even people who have incredible taste buds can't necessarily cook well themselves. Damn this IS a perfect analogy.

[@ndyKong]

So… you tasted someone’s child? Should I call FBI?

[@rococoblue]

🤣👍

[@abeafzalify]

That being said, should people who cannot or dont cook criticize those who try to cook?

[@1Lanavis1]

That six year old likely learned that if you do anything bad, you NEVER come clean because it'd only lead to unnecessary pain and suffering

[@catxsoho]

Honestly that will probably happen

[@yukiminsan]

well that is a good lesson I just wish she didn't have to learn it *that* way

[@LordKeram]

@@yukiminsan No it's not. It means you can't trust people around you with small failings. That is literally the number 1 reason for huge issues down the line.

[@mentosvagabond]

Literally mha villain back story.

[@pepperbreath35]

@@Jbraz1 would love that it is r/thathappend

[@Paperfiasco]

For what it’s worth, the original author of the book that Jaws is based on ultimately came to deeply regret what that book and the film did to the image of sharks and the massive hunting that followed. He became a huge supporter of shark protections and one of the biggest names in shark conservation efforts afterwards.

[@gguy3600]

Character development

[@Arcticanine]

Respectable

[@patrickmcpartland1398]

I mean I don't fully blame him on that one either, like good on your for helping fix it, but I wasn't going around killing Rottweilers after kujo.

[@chickenisindeedmystyle7316]

Not his fault at all though; it's on the viewers for being gullible

[@fahrenheit2101]

@@patrickmcpartland1398 Nobody asked if you were - fact is, we've killed a truckload of sharks since Jaws, and it's no coincidence.

[@Downer333]

My Dad would throw down a beating whenever we messed up. However, my oldest sister (by 8yrs) would talk us through what we did, and how it was wrong. I remember I ate my other sister's candy on her birthday and was really mad after my whooping. My sister sat down with me, comforted me, asked me how I would feel if someone ate mine, and reminded me that we don't get presents. That chocolate was our only celebration. I felt really bad, apologized, and understood why it was wrong. So, that's how I raise my kids now. I talk them through and hope they learn like I did. I'm really glad I have a sister like her.

[@anokat]

That's awesome, I wish I was closer to my siblings when we were all going through it. I remember one time my dad sent me to my room and I wasn't allowed to eat dinner, and my brother snuck into my room that night to give me something to eat. That always stuck with me.

[@ItsGeo24]

God i wish my dad would beat me for eating a snickers.

[@eleonarcrimson858]

@@ItsGeo24 pause

[@vtecnique24]

Reading this this and jumping to conclusions before finishing I thought you ment, thow your kids a beating and then sitting them down and discussing why what they did was wrong 😅

[@fernandotrevinocastro1018]

​@@vtecnique24 we know a beating works a little, we know sitting down and explaining works better, we won't know if they work more together until someone try.

[@moz2589]

Joey saying he wanted to take Connor out to take him shopping for clothes in Tokyo sounds like a really good idea for the next Trash Taste Drip Special then they could have Chris the lord of drip to judge them.

[@linkholder]

He is very Affable

[@MehNameIsJeff]

​@@linkholderHe is affable indeed

[@yaboimohaimin2079]

Connor the type of parent to call his child a peasant.

[@kristiannoordergraaf130]

fr

[@circusoftheastounding4361]

Connor: Peasant come hither.

[@MrEdit-ic7th]

Only peasants act like that, WE ARE KINGS BOY!

[@T.Yen1557]

“Come wrench”

[@merciless972]

And shits on his son's taste on vtubers

[@jubbalubby]

Calm parents have this aura of dread when they're upset with their children. There will be no lashing out or beatings, but you can hear the disappointment or sadness in their voices and that will stay with you for life.

[@Arcticanine]

Exactly

[@abeldnite]

I'm like that but I don't have children yet. I can confirm it really works with my younger siblings and gf tho

[@Dante-im9fi]

Well definitely worse than just anger :v

[@danielthemangrande]

Suprising how well a cold glare makes a person back down.

[@Gnarfendorf]

Best way to show disappointment to anyone. Just go silent and look them in the eyes.

[@quaramher]

Connor's actually showing the quality of the merch by washing them repeatedly.

[@JaBooBaLoo]

Connor is the QC department.

[@hare64]

@risinglotuswind how? Wearing good quality clothes over and over and not buying fast fashion as much is literally the opposite of being wasteful with clothing.

[@SetiKt]

True, i bought my reebok shoes around 10 years ago, it finally breaks last week. I only take it for casual walks though. Like going to the park or convenience store.

[@nekomancer8471]

@risinglotuswind lamao that merch is almost a year old what throw out?

[@pepperbreath35]

@risinglotuswind its better to toss out being completely worn out, all stuff gonna get used and tossed out wont it be better that the item is tossed out for being really wornt out

[@tharronwyatt9077]

My best piece of parenting advice is never betray your child's trust. If they come to you about something they did wrong, don't scold them about it, they will be less likely to come to you next time. Instead, let them know why it was wrong and let them know that if they ever need help figuring things out next time that they can just come talk to you. You can do the same thing if you find out that they did something wrong as well.

[@fistmakeandfishiro5565]

100% disagree. I was originally raised by my dad for the first 14 years of my life. He wouldn't always beat me, but there was a lot of yelling, grounding and extra chores, only when I did something horrible like beat up a girl at school did he beat me for it. Only time he ever had to for me to never do that again. That worked amazing, I tried so hard to be a good kid because I understand that there were consequences and he made me understand that among a lot of other things. When he passed away and I was forced to live with my mom, she tried the whole lets talk about it method and never actually punished me, oh yeah I took advantage of that so hard, dropped out of school, drinking and smoking the whole nine yards of nonsense just because I wouldn't get punished for it at all. No actually punish your damb kids. It works.

[@chiaraz]

@@fistmakeandfishiro5565 No. You only felt that way about your mom because you were already used to what your dad did. It's not good to be always extra soft with kids because they need to learn limits but violence is never the correct option when dealing with kids.

[@chiaraz]

As someone that was always ridiculed by family members when making mistakes, I couldn't agree more. I developed some hard trust issues with my mom.

[@fistmakeandfishiro5565]

@@chiaraz Violence? I never said to make your kids bleed. A spank on the butt or a flick to the forehead ain't violence. And yes, my dad showed me consequences and my mom showed none. I only realized after I became an adult what consequences are again and that's a failure on my mom's part. Don't beat your kids for everything but punish them according to the behavior. Don't do chores, no games for a week. Beat up a girl at school or threw a book at a teacher? Spanking. I trusted my dad with my life and that's because he knew when to be my friend and when to be a parent. You should be equally as scared of your parents as much as you love them. Too many parents only want to be their kids friends. Too scared to hear that they hate you. So what if your kid hates you for a week because you grounded them or spanked them? I'd rather my kids hate me then think the world revolves around them which too many of you dumb idiots think it does. And I don't want to hear the "studies have shown that kids respond better to less punishment and more conversation" yea no kidding. No kid wants to be punished, that's the point. You make your kid learn that doing wrong things has consequences and they will hate that moment but they won't do it again because they don't want to feel bad again. Again, not every kid needs to be beaten for everything, but they do need real punishment. Otherwise they have no humility and no sense of punishment. Not until it's either too late because they angered the wrong person being selfish or they get into real legal trouble.

[@alexjustalexyt1144]

@@fistmakeandfishiro5565 your dad didn't make you understand he just made you afraid of him. If you actually did understand and if the way he raised you work then you wouldn't be a shit person even though you only lived with your mom. Your dad has failed you and you have failed your mom.

[@kaos1109]

Joey: you can't be angry for hours. Latinoamerican kids: let me tell you the story of my childhood

[@rococoblue]

Ahh las memoreas 🤣👍

[@TeifitV]

@@rococoblue Ojala, es mi dia a dia todavia :v

[@KiraQueen303]

Balkan kids too XD

[@Isthatthegrimreaper170]

Carribbean kids: try days

[@NexSicarius]

Indian kids: Good one Joey

[@Cyanide2635]

connor being a parent is gonna be a "trying not to sell my firstborn child challenge"

[@GeebusCrust]

(IMPOSSIBLE)

[@adrianherbert5844]

@@GeebusCrust (YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS)(GONE WRONG)

[@lanceman2243]

@@adrianherbert5844 (POLICE CALLED)

[@hritwikdey5556]

@@lanceman2243 (WIFE LEFT?)

[@sean.a.s7234]

Auctioning Child GONE WRONG!?!

[@christianr.5868]

Okay, showing a child that doing anything bad will result in horrible consequences will either guarantee that the kid will either become completely horrified to do anything outside of what others deem is right abd become a doormat, or they will do their best to literally not tell you about anything from that point forward. Insane consequences and fear isn't the best way to teach a kid right and wrong

[@gguy3600]

Honestly I feel like it'd probably be both.

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

There isn't one uniform way to predict how people will react to things

[@christianr.5868]

@@sechabatheletsane9784 you're right, I stand by my point though

[@arcoirisaycaramba2857]

In this case to be fair, we don't know how "horrifying" the police was, or the vibe in general. A lot of people seem to immediately imagine a real crime investigation scene being applied to the child, but we could expect a bit of common sense to all the adults involved. If anything, it could've been close to a job experience thing for children. Ofc I don't know exactly what happened, but so do they, and the journalists would truly prefer to omit any positive leaning details for more drama.

[@thederp9309]

@@sechabatheletsane9784 it’s a straight up fact that doing horrible things to someone that could lead to trauma is a pretty bad thing for them, no matter the person. People are different and requires different strategies to get them to stop doing wrong but none of that should be so bad to induce trauma, just because they did something bad like stealing doesn’t give a parent the excuse to do something worse like beating them, that’s just wrong. And given that there are a lot of examples where going to the extreme with punishment is bad pretty much all of the time, I would say even the most different of people don’t like it when their parents which they should be able to confide in and trust most completely break them emotionally, physically and mentally.

[@jakekeskeys1138]

I can’t imagine the boys being Fathers, it would be terrifying yet adorable

[@RL-go2lp]

Baby’s are based

[@starsgears9200]

I dunno, Connor's done a pretty good job raising Mouse.

[@PatLund]

I could imagine dad Garnt.

[@Tom_HopeCore]

@@PatLund yeah same. He is already married and he seems like he could be a dad

[@Tom_HopeCore]

@@PatLund and he would make his son watch isekai while growing up

[@RetroGenetic]

Ok, full approval of Garnt's father's method, that is amazing way to get it done. And like Joey continues to that, yes being "disappointed" and calm will make your kid understand better what you did than yelling.

[@PrograError]

just take everything in moderation... too long of lecture might be an opposite reaction. just make it long enough to make the point across... no one likes that 3 hours lecture even in school... unless it's Mark Rober's TED...

[@RetroGenetic]

@@PrograError Mark Rober is amazing

[@parthraj295]

I think Meilyne must have improved more restaurants by her google reviews than Gordon shouting at them 😂

[@nath_npc_tales]

LMAO TRUE

[@Eshwald]

Pretty sure Connor's kid will remember his comment about caring more if his popcorn falls then his own baby lol

[@MainGoldDragon]

I can't believe Connor caught the Established Titles scam before it came out public

[@animesubway7433]

Yeah and all the other KZbinrs just being "oblivious"

[@sketcharmslong6289]

Tbf I did clock it immediately because I knew those 'buy a star' gifts have been around for years.

[@MainGoldDragon]

@@animesubway7433 Actually at least one youtuber (GrandLineReview) that had them as a sponsor, he says it was clear to him that this was one of those "joke gifts" and didn't think people would take it seriously, but on his second channel (Dude in a room) he addressed the whole situation and mentioned that he was naive or something that he thought everyone would know it was a "joke gift" type of deal, so he actually dropped the sponsorship from them even though it's the only sponsor he had booked for a month or two.

[@treebush]

hes welsh of course he knows the law

[@MainGoldDragon]

@@treebush yeah, that played a big part too

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

"We are Trash Parents" Looks like their kids are gonna be anime protagonists in the future

[@Invictus-Solaris]

Your comment needs more likes.

[@balabanasireti]

Cringe

[@balabanasireti]

@@Invictus-Solaris Nope

[@Jsipki265]

@@balabanasireti lol cope

[@stella9832]

LMAO

[@bonniekweenie880]

Here’s a sadder story. A girl about 10-11 years old went to a stationary store. The store owner guy claimed that she stole some stuff. She said she didn’t do it but the guy wouldn’t believe her. He posted her picture and info around the block and her school, telling people she’s a “thief”. She couldn’t stand it and to prove herself innocent, she jumped from the rooftop. True story, it’s on our local news.

[@PrograError]

that's the point about doxxing personal info... it's just bulling but worse... at least bulling is a lot more local, like in school or office, doxxing airs everything out and cements it as facts. and web... you can't remove that shit like forever... it might be pile below but some archaeology kiddo is gonna find that shit... also SWATting bad.

[@binkiebrew]

What the fuck! poor girl

[@benenaidoo2132]

Manslaughter or did he just live with the guilt and shame for the rest of his life

[@Idontknow-ji2xr]

did she survive?

[@bonniekweenie880]

@@Idontknow-ji2xr no, very unfortunate, and she already left her words for her mom, as “this is the only way to prove myself innocent”

[@HouseMDaddict]

The synchronized "back to the episode" and then synchronized giggle afterward during the ad read is why Trash Taste is popular. You can't fake how close these dudes are.

[@Spidamonk]

Imagine if Joey made his clothing company just so he can dress Connor up in more shirts

[@meatloverdelight]

The true friendship

[@cynthialenz4962]

So the "Get Connor more clothes"-conspiracy? That's a tin foil hat I can get behind. 😅

[@ericng5707]

My Dress-Up Connor

[@SERAFMIKE]

Yeah, My dress-up mate

[@meatloverdelight]

@@ericng5707 i need this drawn lol

[@walterwhite9048]

Love how the trash taste team finally gave Connor some new shirts to wear!

[@skylerwhereisthemoney746]

Hey it's my favorite chemistry teacher, Mr. White!

[@bobthebuilder3609]

Waltuh

[@Guderian2]

I believe they forced Connor to wear a new shirt xD

[@crankbait1760]

@@bobthebuilder3609 put your d away waltuh

[@Arcticanine]

Same

[@sketcharmslong6289]

Garnt acting like he learned from the Reader's Digest scam whilst not noticing the parallels of him rolling for Genshin gachas

[@saddocatto9245]

Gacha is the type of scam where the one being scammed actually feel good about it

[@AharenYuujin]

@@saddocatto9245 gacha is the type of scam that is socially acceptable

[@why9321]

@@AharenYuujin is it tho? Almost everyone makes fun of gacha players on the internet

[@IR-Fan]

@@AharenYuujin you're bullshitting, right?

[@Zyscheriah]

@@why9321 I mean is it really a scam if you go into it willingly? Edit: it's only a scam technically, but gambling is what it really is.

[@pokekiller787x]

50:18 oh my poor Joey, you most certainly can be angry for hours. My father was very verbally abusive and I remember having to sit and listen to him screaming at me for 2-3 hours

[@devanshuk206]

1:27:10 Connor was spot on. Police in India, especially in delhi from where most of the scam call centers operate is horribly corrupt. There have been cases of district police incharge getting a cut of profit for looking the other way

[@at2398]

Fun fact: Most scam emails contain poor spelling for the same reason Connor mentioned. People who respond/don't get the poor spelling are a much easier scam. Saves having to go through 1000 people when you just need 1.

[@SOSphantom]

"Yes there's a chance for consequences, but there's a chance for forgiveness as well." Garnt will be a great father.

[@gguy3600]

The future is looking bright for Joseph Connor Maneetapho

[@NothingXemnas]

He is a former Bhuddist monk, and his monastery was really focused on nature and self growth, so he probably got that philosophy from that time.

[@WhyteLis21]

We will know it's Garnt's kid, when he's or she's complaining about food and chicken. Same with Connor and Joey kids. I've never heard anybody personally talk and complain about foods as much as these 3 lads in my life. Not even my friends or family don't talk this deep of a passion about foods they've eaten. Lol.

[@landonthrone7361]

I would die to see Joey take Connor out for a video and buy some fashion stuff

[@neutatamayo8365]

would watch 100% there isnt enough connorxjoey vids

[@gulcandeniz8487]

Yeah man that would be amazing and he could make it a series like next is garnt and then aki and so on

[@kano--]

i had a similar hair cutting lie experience as a kid. i shaved my eyebrow with one of those leg shavers in the shower. When lying to my mom i told her “it just fell on my face and cut my eyebrow off” had my family laughing at me for a good 15 minutes 😭

[@micheller3251]

My mom had to lecture me on the importance of disrespecting rules sometimes because I was too lawful for my own good. On the rare occasion that I did do something "bad", she would pretend to be mad for like 5 seconds before saying how relieved she was that I acted like a normal kid for once 😅

[@אלוןשיינפלד]

When your kid is just a little bit TOO good.

[@ExaltedHermit]

What country you grew up in?

[@kaptainriflebeard5980]

As an Asian from a SEA country and still living here, I salute Garnt's dad for his disciplining method. I would've preferred that than bruises and bleeding cause I didn't get an A

[@iamjohndeleon]

Got hit twice. Hurts but not enough for bleeding and/bruising. I deserved it though. Probably why I'm a bit more numb on emotions but overall harsh but fair on my end.

[@IonizedComa]

i got decent grades, but i was a rascal too, fighting at school, skipping life orientation classes to go to the arcade. I used to get hit with a sjambok which is like a leather whip. It never stopped me even with all the marks and lacerations. All it does is either make kids rebel more or traumatize them for life.

[@amentalio011]

Would rather get a 3 hour one man podcast than all the emotional and mental stress I got.

[@shah144]

@@amentalio011 weak

[@amentalio011]

@@shah144 Weak for what? Wanting a better teacher?

[@statesminds]

I love Connor calling the established titles bs before it was called out hahah

[@ProgamerEU]

Ratting your kid out to the police and risking a potential criminal record entry over a 5$ cable is some Orwell level stuff. It will only cause your kid to be more guarded and estranged as they now have to worry any little mistake told to parents will lead them to the police, conviction and prison... absolutely a way to ruin a family.

[@oH_._]

And even worse, The kid in the future may, probably, end up disassociating and distance themselves, as far as possible, away from their parents. They will only see them in a negative light and would rather seek help from anyone anywhere(if even that with the trust issues they will inevitably receive), except for their parents.

[@PaulGirdlestone]

The issue with the Kitchen Nightmares restaurants is that Gordon reveals to the how much work it takes to run a good restaurant. And because they are lazy and don't wanna put the work in it fails as soon as he leaves. These people think that just by owning a restaurant they are going to be minted.

[@treeboyproductions]

52:30 As a parent of two, I can tell you that kids learn best when you give them the opportunity to make the mistake for themselves and see the repercussions firsthand.

[@HelmetmanTheSwede]

Yup, that’s how I learned that it doesn’t just hurt, but it _really_ hurts when you touch a hot stove. Never done that again, nor have I climbed too high in the playground I also learned to always check wood for splinters and sharp edges. Most importantly I learned to always, _always_ check the road two times in each direction before crossing.

[@Itzaric]

As a babysitter, I honestly feel like lecturing kids every time they lie has only made them better liars. I lied to my parents like twice when I was a child and they believed me without questions, but the overwhelming guilt I felt afterwards has forced me into becoming an honest adult.

[@kino_suki]

29:51 how the heck did connor and garnt manage to say back to the episode in sync and then immediately after garnt and joey laugh in sync

[@ZK-im1eh]

That's just trash taste for you I guess 🤷‍♂️

[@bmo3778]

Connor: The Learning Channel Garnt: Tender Love and Care me: Travel and Living Channel

[@shua_lsn]

as someone who was shouted at as a kid as a punishment, it only got me to become an angry kid and never made me learn anything. i learn from punishment when its not a confrontational one

[@dorcat2867]

Yeah, I was shouted at as a kid, and even now at 20 as I still live with my parents, I still get shouted at even though I pretty much do everything for myself now but it honestly makes me feel even more worse now than what I felt as a kid

[@Dante-im9fi]

I mean I also got shouted at but what left behind is not that bad just some mentally disorders :v

[@ameries147]

lol same. i grow up hating living with my parents or just being around them in general. the moment i saw the chance at the age of 20, i just tell them 1 day in advance and left

[@Stormin_Norman_1066]

The lecturing thing really works, all three of my older brothers have served time, my Dad used to hit em, yell at em, and give ‘em extra chores when they fucked up. By the time me and my little brother came around he was too tired and just resorted to lecturing our ears off, but neither me nor my little brother have ever been in trouble with the law or really anything else.

[@emma_nutella58]

Parents: “We have a crime we want to report” Japanese police: “yes FINALLY” Parents: “our son has stolen an extension cord from a store we want you to give him consequences” Japanese police: alright let’s get him

[@Arcticanine]

*"Parrentng"

[@cerealkiller6907]

straight to jail (meme)

[@FullmoonPhantom-dn2sr]

Honestly, I have less sympathy for the 15 year old. I get teens make ridiculous decisions sometimes, but imo, I'd expect a HS student to know better. If it was my kid, I'd do what I could to save them from having an experience with the cops. Still, I would understand the business calling in law enforcement. Even if the item wasn't that expensive. The 6 year old child on the other hand was just wrong on so many levels. Erasers cost nothing and she's just a child. The boys said only in Japan, but I could see this happening in America too. Under the right circumstances, 100% would happen here too. Even if not done by police, I believe some parents would be all for this. Edit: To clarify, I'm not all for calling in the police on a minor. Also when I was speaking about an "experience with the police" I was not implying minors should be roughed up or traumatized. I was referring to any interaction with law enforcement even if nothing eventful happens. I would do everything I could with the business and the officer to plead the minor's case. Especially if this was the minor's first and only offense. Still, I stand by expecting more from HS students. You just don't always get away with theft. Sometimes people will insist you pay for your mistakes even if you're a minor.

[@K..C]

@@FullmoonPhantom-dn2sr Doing shit like that to children is how you get people to hate police for no reason

[@TheKewlPerson]

Police brutality but on children

[@Red-mg4ro]

1:51:37 The bizarreness of Meilyne once again is one of the sole things that can make all 3 of the bois agree.

[@SonicRyan1992]

I'm with Garnt on the clothes problem. plus i save some clothes for special occasions like a holiday or convention. so they just sit on a hanger for months every year, get worn very briefly, washed, then back on the hanger it's the generic daily stuff i cycle through regularly also to answer Connor's belt problem: get the elastic ones that are braided. mine last me years even though they don't look stylish at all. the black belts in particular manage quite well just because you wouldn't notice they're the braided kind at a glance 2:04:03 poyo?

[@arino4u]

People always clown on him but Connor was so on point with his takes this episode. He called out established titles before the rest of the internet jumped on their case, and then there's the part where he talks about eating shark, and how much cruelty humans are willing to commit for such little payoff. Preach fella 🙏

[@erika8349]

YES, I think Joey needs an episode where Joey, Garnt, and Chris go shopping for Connor’s clothes and then they let Connor decide which attire or set of clothing is his favorite look! It’d be an interesting contest 😄✨

[@PatLund]

I don't buy new clothes until my clothes are basically unwearable. I've worn the same shirts and jeans for basically my entire adult life which is about 12 years now. I buy shirts more often because they are like graphic tees, but I won't throw them away until I've worn holes in them. I just can't justify wasting money like that.

[@arselcrusader5600]

Just discovered Kitboga this week as well. Don't really think that's an easy 8-hr stream as the man has to setup fake websites to make him being scammed much more believable. Appreciate the dedication, love his impersonations, and being able to make two scammers fight against each other in a rap battle is an achievement that is beyond the realm of believability, and yet there he was being the grandma judge of it.

[@sjokkoladehjerte]

Ha! Thanks, I haven't seen the rap battle one, so into the rabbit hole we go ; for laughter *Sparta kick* 🤠

[@ellusiv5121]

Easy 8 hours as in you have long form content in mind, not necessarily whether it’s easy to accomplish or not. Especially for casual streamers like Garnt, coming up with stream ideas aside from gameplay is quite a challenge.

[@wesnohathas1993]

That stuff takes some incredible improv skills to pull off.

[@Nikole_Raven]

Strict parents create great liars.

[@LuciusHill]

I got spanked once for lying. It didn't teach me to stop lying, it just taught me to not get caught.

[@anisahs2110]

That still doesn’t justifies someone being pathological liar. At some point, you can’t blame your parents for every single choice you make.

[@afilthyweeb8684]

Sounds just like my cousins. My aunt is ridiculously strict and both her kids ended up to be some of the scummiest and Machiavellian people I've ever met

[@Twiska]

@@anisahs2110 We are not saying strict parents make you lie. Just that it teaches you to lie well. Which can be a good thing.

[@ellusiv5121]

@@Twiska exactly. As someone who grew up with strict parents, I don’t want to lie, in fact I want to share my problems but I know how they’ll react and so I just got better with lying to exclude them about anything.

[@TheMosquitto]

It's finally happened! The boys have told a story again without any of them noticing! (The Connor cutting his bed hair as a kid one, I swear we had it before) Edit: One of the lovely replies has pointed out that it was first told in Episode #39 at 42:06.

[@HailHydra27]

Yeah i think we did

[@PabIopiro]

Funnily enough, I think he also tells it after Garnt first tells the story of him lying for the first time (and getting caught by his mom)

[@אלוןשיינפלד]

Have they though? I dont remember....

[@ellusiv5121]

I haven’t heard that one yet I swear. I rewatch (or listen) a lot of their episodes too and I know how they told stories on repeat but I don’t remember this one or at least him joking about his mom trying to repeat the incident.

[@Ariiiyu]

@@ellusiv5121 trash taste #39 42:06

[@Dani_77709]

1:01:28 Fun story - I remember getting my first phone (a flip phone) just because of that my parents didn’t know I was at a friend's house and they had no way to contact me or vice versa. The thing that broke them was that I fell asleep while my parents and brother were out of the apartment, the catch is that I had locked the door because we lived in a five floor block of flats and safety and stuff. So apparently I was in such deep sleep that I didn't hear their knocks on the door and they had to stay at our neighbours until I eventually woke up.

[@vanessaalexandra2033]

One of my co workers accidentally gave out our law firm’s trust banking details to a scammer who said they were from Chase bank. They had partial info and they were ‘trying to verify’ details and she fell for it. We felt so bad for her and our poor attorney had to go down to the bank to get all the money moved before they drained it. I heard the call and knew something was wrong and ran to our attorney to tell her 😂 she ran to the accounting girl and was like “Hang up now!😮” we got it sorted but man it was a day at the office lol

[@ThatGuyYouSeeCommentingOnClips]

"In the US the police would laugh at you", depending on the kid and where it is, they'd arrest the child and put them through the courts.

[@FosFate]

not 6yo No one who shouldn't be in psych ward would even call the police for that

[@Backflipgal12]

@@FosFate search "6 yo arrested," or dont if you dont want to lose faith in humanity. At the very least, this isnt being applauded in the US and laws are changing

[@clokoCA]

Garnt talking about his dad’s discipline is the first time i’ve ever seen anyone who’s parent does the same thing. Except my dad didn’t do it rarely; it happened out of nowhere for the smallest things we did.

[@skullbuster19]

Finding the right way to discipline is probably the hardest role for me as a parent. I want to be fair and make sure they understand why what they did is wrong. But I am also young and still learning, so I try to lead by example and have told them that if they feel I am being unfair or hypocritical that they can bring it up so we can discuss it and try to work it out together.

[@Dee-yj1im]

If you have children, you aren’t young anymore. I don’t have any children but grew up taking caring of them even when i was a child and i got quite good at it. The trick is that you lead by example , because no matter what you say if you act different they will eventually make out the fact that you aren’t acting what you are preaching. And another big point alot of people overlook : Kinds are not dumb they are just uneducated, people often treat kids as if they are unintelligent and tend to treat them more akin as spoiled pets. Just treat them as their own person and lead by example and you should be fine and you have to be a stern rolemodel.

[@MrHale]

I remember when internet chat rooms on phones was a big thing before social media. I had a 20 euro balance on my phones, so when you use 20 euro worth of data, minutes or texts, it shuts down and you can use your phone again next month. With some settings on my phone I got to bypass that and was using internet on my phone even past my balance amount. Month later my mom got a phone bill of 800 euro and gave me the biggest lecture of my life.

[@calikai3667]

It came up naturally here but having the boys read and react to Japanese Reddit posts (good ones) would be a great segment/video idea

[@liaalbarracin2534]

I love how Garnt is just like “here’s the adhd thing I do” lmao everything he says I’m just like “oh word? I do that too” then find out in therapy is just an adhd thing 😂

[@DahliaStarbright]

I love the way Connor keeps unlocking Joey interactions

[@PaneeraqKarlsen]

My mom traumatized me by being very angry and shouting and silent treatment after that, she would never say sorry so I never knew if she was still angry. It was a lot of walking on egg shells when I was a kid.

[@isaac10231]

I can just imagine the conversation Garnt would have with Sydney - "Just think of the content we could make if have a baby!"

[@naturalist10000]

I'm imagining a scenario where they get a call from a school because their kid accidentally brought Sydney's P****y of the Round Table for "show and tell" The Akwardness in explaining that to a principal would rival Everest

[@DenLim123]

@@naturalist10000 imagine their son trying to ask them "what is incest" 😂

[@bhaveshvaswani02]

@@DenLim123 "Ask your older sibling😂"

[@shark20069]

@@DenLim123 Son: Dad, why is my sisters name hentai? Garnt: Because your mom likes hentai. Son: thanks dad. Garnt: No problem, Incest.

[@roguerangerroger]

Or if he says "son/daughter, if you don't behave, I'll isekai you" as garnt's taps his child's shoulder.

[@yorha.a2]

50:00 There was a study that actually concluded that those kids were more likely to be arrested than the average kid, or something along those lines.

[@vincentmiller420]

(Garnt): [does something wrong] His Dad: "come here son, I'm going to read you the Riot Act and lecture about it for hours"

[@yogtheterrible]

TLC used to be a documentary channel but it was one of the first that changed to reality TV, right after MTV, before History channel, Discovery, etc.

[@weebbasi]

2:01:38 I watched it multiple times and I cannot stop crying over mad Connor screaming and sneezing mid sentence 😂❤️

[@tantheman0921]

Sneezing out of anger 🤣 Bless you Connor 🙏

[@Awesomedefenders]

The day their children take over this podcast, it is gonna feel like a fever dream

[@kimwasalreadytaken]

Regarding parenting methods, once I slammed the door to my room shut really really hard because I for some reason had gone angry at my mum. I went to play with the neighbour and when I got back, my mum head deadass just taken the door off the hinges 💀 She said I wasn't responsible enough to have a door if I was gonna slam it that hard. I was maybe 8 or 9 years old 🪦

[@calzonexiv]

fun fact: Back when TLC first started, it was actually a learning channel, similar to Discorvery Channel. They even had a show that showed actual surgeries happening with surgeons explaining what they were doing during the procedure. It was only later when they realized they were gonna go under that they started branching out and eventually become the chaotic mess it is today lol

[@magickmostevile2658]

Having almost been scammed myself, it is really comforting to hear other people my age range talk about their own scam experiences. Thank-you guys! :D

[@THEonlyAEON]

My parents taught me not to lie because they'd always say that if I told the truth when I'd done something bad, they wouldn't be as angry / disappointed, so one day I told the truth and that day they told me off less than usual and then thanked me for telling them the truth, now as an adult I absolutely hate lying to people and I try to avoid it as best as I can.

[@BrownThunder45]

Has Connor told the story of him cutting his hair before? I swear I heard him talk about it before. I want to say that the boys talked about lying in the last few episodes because Joey talked about his dad lying about his mom being a Vegas dealer

[@euna_luna]

yeah he definitely did

[@Scud422]

I've also had the same belt since I was 17, and now I'm 36 and it's still in great condition. It's made out of real leather and brass. Garnt's belt also looks like real leather and I bet Joey's old belt is too.

[@everlastingred3088]

Nobu's story always makes me uncomfortable, its so sad seeing that this actually happened

[@AT-ws9lx]

38:16 "SIX? WHAT THE FUCK!?" - Connor perfect meme material. guys, please. use it somewhere.

[@VanillaCoke1956]

I randomly ran into Connor when I got back from Hokkaido in September. He walked down the street from a station in Tokyo and I was like "Is that Connor?" and sure as fuck it was. How did I even catch him? He wore that t-shirt and the cap he usually wears on IRL streams.

[@rococoblue]

😂 I dare you to yell Conner and pretend you're just walking like nothing happened just to see if it really is him 🤣👍

[@VanillaCoke1956]

@@rococoblue I literally got out of Shinjuku station like 10 minutes earlier and then saw him. Walked up to him and said "Is that Connor?!" and he turned around and it was lmao. Such a weird experience. Even more weird was the fact that I saw him AGAIN about 2-3 hours later after I got to my Airbnb. Went to get dinner and he walked past me again. Small world.

[@newbie4789]

Maybe 1 or 2 of those restaurants in Kitchen nightmares did better after that.... But most of the restaurants have the issue regarding the location, Owners, or competition... Which ain't gonna change overnight

[@dakshz]

Seeing connor get more shirts makes me happy idk why 💀

[@Arcticanine]

Same here, I have no idea either

[@Rakkoonn]

I love how they mention that since they record earlier the episodes will no longer be out of date in the same episode they talk about established titles.

[@Fa11inglightofficial]

i remember my dad spending hours shouting at me or making me try to explain the reasoning for why i did bad things i didn't think about before doing, and thus, had no answer to give. all it actually resulted in was me getting really good at lying. Don't scare or traumatize your kids. it just teaches them bad habits you're trying to avoid. I have 3 kids. My method. Explain why what they did was wrong. If you can't, there's a good chance it wasn't and you're being unreasonable. then give them a punishment that is painless but annoying. fear can be overcome. but someone never wants to do something that results in them doing stuff they hate doing because it's boring or irritating.

[@jaegeristchow]

Garnt is the only one I can imagine being a responsible dad

[@michitariru]

As a daycare worker, the discussion about kids and lying had me cracking tf up bc my three year olds are the fricken worst liars, between lying about stuff I literally watched them do or just have no fake explanation for what happened so I immediately know they're lying and I'm just like bruh lmfao

[@chypearce8457]

One of the first lies I remember (my mother saw me do it through the window), I cut holes in my sister's playpen with my new kindergarten scissors. I told her a monster claimed out of the toilet and did it.... as an adult, I'm expecting my first born and my mother want to buy me a crib and all the things I need. She tell me she didn't have a crib for my sister, she slept in the playpen... I ruined my sister's bed! I feel even worse about it now than when I was originally caught

[@zephann8714]

5:27 proof that Garnt and Joey been sharing the same braincells even before trash taste

[@b--urger125]

Connor finally has a new shirt 😂

[@tantheman0921]

129 episodes later 🤣

[@Arcticanine]

FINALLY!

[@cerealkiller6907]

That sweater looks so good. to bad the temp here is horribly hot.

[@afoking1417]

Hey guys, I just wanted to say that I absolutely love this podcast and I truly can't thank you enough for making this content. It makes my day and helps me get through it. I love how long it is and the conversations are always fun as hell. Please please please, keep it up!

[@cjohmama]

When Garnt talked about his dad lecturing him. I have never ever felt like Garnt and me were exactly the same.

[@aweeeeh5255]

Crazy how Connor talks about established title doesn't actually give you a title before it was brought to light. A happy little accident.

[@rei6249]

joey taking connor on a shopping date to get more clothes sounds like a great video idea tbh

[@foggyforest2625]

This one was one of my favourite episodes I don't remember laughing at an episode this much for a long time

[@AimsyLeigh]

On the back of what Garnt and Joey said, my mum just used to say she was disappointed in me if I'd been bad and it upset me so much haha! I never did these things again after she said it to me 🤣

[@JoshuaHenelyThornhill]

Seeing Connor getting angry about food is about as therapeutic as its gets !

[@lordbidoof8790]

I wish I could justify spending 100 dollars on a sweater

[@lordbidoof8790]

MY GOD THAT WAS BEFORE SHIPPING

[@isaac10231]

@@lordbidoof8790 oh no

[@mateese688]

$200 AUD including shipping...

[@Arcticanine]

Oh my god...

[@IonizedComa]

honestly i rather get a decent sneaker for than price

[@KingPain1202]

Man, this couldn't have come at a more perfect time. Your boy falling deep in the depression hole, and needed a distraction. Thank you

[@phantomsamurai4400]

Hey 👋 I hope life gets better for you

[@KingPain1202]

@@phantomsamurai4400 I appreciate it

[@apongrave7184]

Chin up,bro. Don't fall for the voice that says you're not worth it.

[@KingPain1202]

@@apongrave7184 thank you, I appreciate the kind words. I try not to, but it happens you know? But I'm still here trying

[@Arcticanine]

Sorry to hear about that, hope life changes a bit for the good for you

[@soulmustdie3631]

Connor telling the story about him cutting his hair just gave me the craziest feeling of deja vu

[@cameronae]

lmaooo i was thinking abt this aswell

[@evilturkey523]

He's told it before, it was the same episode where Garnt first talked about learning not to lie but I forget what the episode # is Edit: episode 39

[@meatloverdelight]

Yeah its either he mentioned it on trash taste before or maybe he told the story on his main channel

[@cameronae]

@@evilturkey523 yea he said it before

[@alexstrolls801]

I'm a mix of all the parents. I do the same a Garnt's dad, I lecture my kid for a few hours, but he rarely gets in trouble. Also my son only got his mobile phone when everyone from his class already had it, and it was not a new phone, it was my old phone , he still uses that phone.

[@MochachiiinoWorks]

1:08:50 Small brain: And that was the first scam i fell for Big Brain: And that was the first gacha i ever rolled

[@ItsShaz1]

I imagine Connor being elated at the sight of wearing new merch, I mean drip lol.

[@zakufeend]

I legit learn the most helpful living habits from listening to these three man babies

[@Arcticanine]

Didn't know listening to 3 people dwelling about their life and idiocy-which can easily be linked with one's own stupidity-is the key to living a life.

[@why9321]

@@Arcticanine well now you know

[@gagnorblu]

My favorite part of the Great British Bake-off is when you make non-British dishes because any foreigner watching is guaranteed content. I think the Mexican one was the funniest because of the natural British aversion to any spice not going into a nice curry.

[@DragonRiderShiru]

Oh god no that episode was an unbearable nightmare.

[@PunyGoddess]

Or the peeling of an avocado.

[@BradAndMore]

If you guys are on the fence still on getting Harry's, I saw it one day in the store and needed a new razor and thought to myself that I hear a lot about it so I mind as well try it. That was 2 years ago and i've used Harry's ever since. It's the best razor i've used personally so I would say try it if you are looking into getting a new razor.

[@oldcowbb]

problem with shark fin is not just the cruelty, eating shark itself is just not sustainable, it's not any better if you eat the whole fish or not

[@Weatherman4Eva]

About the nobu turture porn show, yes the producers interfered in the prizes both for and against him. There was several times where there is evidence that he won prizes that would have won him his freedom but the producers hid it from him and there's also moments where he won some small things very conveniently to keep him from literally starving and if I remember correctly he didn't even remember entering said contests. The whole thing broke him, he was in a literal prison except at least a prison feeds you, clothes you, and you have people to talk to. This poor man had to eat raw rice for days because he didn't even have a way to cook it, but there's also many fantastic moments of ingenuity where he found incredible ways to make use of the random crap he had on hand