Would Trash Taste Survive The Caveman Era??

[@juanpabloperezgomez4349]

"I think I'd be ok as a caveman", says the hemophilic who would bleed out the first time he got an open wound.

[@jacobwisner7821]

Dear god this segment is crying out for an animated version that just shows caveman-Connor losing to every kind of animal from Alpaca to Zebra.

[@evodolka]

There also needs to be more TrashTaste animations

[@nicolelouise7295]

And _especially_ the elephants. Especially them.

[@yoda2824]

Easy answer: No Hyperthermia, food poisoning, poor sanitation, no bidets, they’d be screwed

[@nexusprime2487]

If they can't start a fire based from their past stories including the road trip special then they were screwed from the very beginning.

[@addamazeing2299]

Nah, Connor would be okay because food poisoning is not an illness

[@kokutai3331]

7:50 I like how they disprove Connor's idea on how to trap an elephant in a hole and then immediately make a false statement that elephants can jump

[@ellusiv5121]

tbf, Garnt only brought up that elephants can stand on their hind legs which they can. Then Joey missing the point made a corny joke like usual. Classic

[@andiahmadafiq2821]

Classic joey "i made it the fuck up" statement

[@Roads7706]

Does no one remember that conor has hemophilia?

[@Ash_Wen-li]

Not even Connor remembers that

[@nicolelouise7295]

Man doesn't even remember his blood type which is connected to his hemophilia

[@Shonen_Shadow]

first of all Elephants can't jump they are literally the only mammals on the planet that can't jump second of all they did eventually lose electricity in Zom 100

[@ellusiv5121]

tbf, Garnt only brought up that elephants can stand on their hind legs which they can. Then Joey missing the point made a corny joke like usual. Classic

[@blurb9319]

Connor is somewhat right about the ability to throw things. Opposable thumbs give humans a massive advantage because we’re able to manipulate objects with far greater dexterity as well as create proper tools. These tools when wielded by a large group of humans (or when combined with a great height) could take down massive prey.

[@ellusiv5121]

right, and that's precisely why he can't solo a fucking elephant

[@degenerateprick3288]

@@ellusiv5121its just the beer kicking in 💀

[@jamesgraves4724]

He’s also wrong cuz there’s plenty of animals that can Throw things without thumbs… thumbs are important for more complex shit like building tools hence why only the ape family normally does that… other animals use tools as well just not as similar to the way we do besides the ape family…

[@jet-blackjo2455]

It's not the thumbs that let us throw things, it's our shoulder and center of mass, other primates can't throw as effective as us

[@doggowhisperer6844]

Did he forget that monkeys literally throw shit?

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Humans are like the first Cryptids imagine being like a boar and then humans are just standing in the tree line staring at you and then you run away and then they’re still there staring at you and then you get hit by something and you run away and they’re still staring at you, and then you die

[@lucasgarcia6937]

I trust in connor´s monke instincts, he´ll probably make it. Garnt has a chance due to his bloodline and Joey is an ausie so he´s halfway trained for it. They could make it work.

[@matthewmiller9485]

Connor has hemophilia, he'd die SO quickly as a caveman!!!

[@forgeryyy]

If an elephant fell into a hole that's at least half its height its legs could be injured enough to not be able to move. And no they can't jump. I'm joining team monke and just throw shit at it

[@thomaspunt2646]

Connor's actually right. Being able to accurately throw things let early humans regularly kill giant animals like mammoths with stone tipped spears.

[@2DTL]

4:19 - Obsidian is indeed very sharp, but it's also super brittle. I used to have a huge piece of obsidian, cracked it, got one small piece with a sharp edge, slightly moved it across my arm and cut it, so, obsidian can be VERY sharp.

[@johannalehto9154]

I actually lived in Japan for a year when I was in high school. And I survived with my gluten allergy 😂 It was hard, but not impossible. Especially if one visits Tokyo it is manegable. I was lucky that my host family helped me find things. And we almost all the time ate at home...so we just made the food gluten free from scratch ^^ So here are my tips and experiences for fellow gluten free people that want to travel to Japan ^^ To survive it all it was very important to learn the keywords and the kanjis for: 1) Komugiko = wheat flour 2) Komeko = rice flour 3) Mugi = oats Anyway, in Tokyo, they had at some places special stores for where they sold gluten free products. At bakeries they tend to sell rice flour breds that was good. In Mitaka there was a place that sold some gluten free products, not only rice bread. Not sure if its there anymore though... Regarding restaurants, it was a bit harder. Don't try to order omuraisu for example because they always had something with gluten in them...But basically try to find a place where they also sell a lot of vegan food then it's good to go. Or yakiniku if you know what to order. Or places that sell seafood as long as the food is not fried. Most sushi restaurants could provide with some gluten free options on their menu's. Sadly most noodles restaurant are out of question. The same was places that sold okonomiyaki, but I know there was some places in Hiroshima when I visited that had gluten free okonomiyaki. And in Osaka there where a place that had gluten free tempura...but I don remember the name anymore...But some places had rice noodles and buckwheat noodles so that was good 🤷‍♀️ Also if it's okay to eat non-japanese food Saizeria had their paella gluten free. And then there is Sizzler and Denny's that had some if you ask the staff. And if you happen to travel to Nagoya there is a restaurant called en-kitchen (or at least there was one 5-6 years ago) that only had a gluten free menu. At festivals don't eat dangos because they had gluten in them....But toriniku, chocolate bananas, kakigori etc was safe 👌 Finding warm food from wending machines was impossible. But if you are okay with just regular fries then....😂 At convenience stores there where always some onigiri's that where gluten free. Of course they had something else from time to time. But it was important to read the labels. So yeah, it was tough at times and ofc it was sad not being able to eat a lot of the foods... But it certainly worked out in the end and I still had a wonderful experince with the food 😂 Also, for answering Joey's question...yes...there are Japanese people that are gluten sensitive. But it's super rare! I only met one girl, she was a few years younger then me. ONE in the entire city of Tokyo 😂🙈

[@TF_NowWithExtraCharacters]

I went earlier this year and their allergen labelling for processed food has massively improved. Like, the hot foods at the front counter in the kombini were all labelled (not specifically for gluten though, but for wheat). Helps cut down any accidents

[@johannalehto9154]

@@TF_NowWithExtraCharacters That's good to hear 🙏

[@beansprout_apg886]

Joey will definitely survive coz he was fascinated enough to adapt . Connor,I will give him a year and Garnt, I will give him a week coz he probably rant so much that the animals will have a collaboration to assassinate him.

[@AnOwlfie]

Connor has the right idea with the elephant, after all ice age humans hunted woolly mammoths, but by himself, no shot.

[@Zalanash]

8:15 I love Mudan hahahahaha

[@GreasyCheetos]

Hell no they wouldn't survive caveman life

[@jonasreklev-moen1920]

8:15 not the immediate fact check😭

[@chrisxcreates]

Connor's last words would definitely be "well shit that didn't work"

[@RafaeL_137]

This conversation was so stupid I wish they had more of these

[@xionmemoria]

Celiac (not CeliacS) is far more prominent in Europeans. Unfortunately, it's not taken seriously or tested for routinely in most Asian countries. As a result, people with it end up with failure to thrive and/or intestinal cancer.

[@weeaboojones4063]

Elephants cannot jump.

[@Ash_Wen-li]

This part of the podcast was a trainwreck 😂

[@jasonlucejr6997]

If farcry primal taught me one thing, it's that I can definitely not kill an elephant.

[@slipinoy]

7:33 Its amazing how humans have survived as a species

[@tsoko7891]

so 3 of them just went on about how an elephant can or cannot escape a 6ft deep hole that connor hypothetically dug but didnt question how connor could even get out of said hole

[@TF_NowWithExtraCharacters]

One caveman with a spear and a looney tunes hole, versus an elephant? Not a chance. Large group of cavemen all with spears and a looney tunes hole, versus an elephant? Maybe. You still need spears that can actually hurt the elephant. Add in extra stuff at the bottom of the hole to injure the elephant (like spikes) or break its legs? Now we're talking. If it can't escape, you still have a decent chance of starving it out. And of course cavemen knew how to aggro. Leading animals to traps and outrunning them to exhaustion were the main ways cavement used to hunt. That's literally where their next meal comes from, you think they won't get good at it with all the practice?

[@gilgabro420]

Elephants can't jump. They would actually be fucked if they fall in even with just 2 legs but they are smart. I am not convinced that they would fall of such a trap.

[@FunkyFyreMunky]

All it takes is loud horns and fire to make a war elephant turn on its own army. Also, elephants can't jump.

[@binah1495]

The way early hominids killed Mammoths was through using groups to drive them off cliff edge because they would be killed else-wise 💀

[@hentisenti]

8:58 Garnt that was a weird Bro outta nowhere

[@Tagerrun]

The half hole really might work if the front legs were in up to the shoulder. Too much weight from the decline for the back legs to compensate.

[@spreest9537]

Elephant special when?

[@sometime2530]

I believe I have heard somewhere that war elephant were super effective in Thailand in every war we fought we have our king on an elephant every time and so does the Myanmar we have people protect the elephant leg but I could just be making this shit up tho

[@DarthCody700]

Stone age weapons aren't that limiting, you can have atlatles, decent bows, spears, knives. Humans in the ice age took down Mamoths fine, it takes time, preferably many people, and its not like its not dangerous, but it was commonly done. If you got stabbed with half a dozen 10in spears, I'd like to see how far you would make it.

[@blueskully6313]

nah cavemen connor basically being kallista is wild 😂

[@Big_Blue_Monkey]

Connor would survive living in the Neolithic period... It's basically Wales without cars.....

[@Wodehousean]

There’s a manga based on this. Sosei no taiga.

[@caleharriet8147]

Connor is right regarding humans being able to throw things, and that humans are able to be stubborn and persist on following, until their prey gets tired enough for the kill. Unfortunately, he sucks in explaining it well lmao

[@noone8331]

Short answer No

[@delix787]

God, this is hilarious! 😂

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

Tbf colectively we might know more but practically and one on one we probably outclass by one caveman. Because they are more of generalist than we do, in thier time, they have to be.

[@Pight]

Connor is the king of Ooga booga.

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

Connor talking about natural selection like he doesnt have a rare blood desease lol.

[@Octaviusss808]

What show is the thumbnail from?

[@TheToneBender]

Greggs IS mid! Went to the UK recently and I had the sausage roll. It was just the most average sausage roll I had ever had.

[@7thHourFilms]

Weirdly, this is Connor's worst take.

[@juanpabloperezgomez4349]

That's a really tall order.

[@ssengageisop3952]

Connor kekw

[@TheCreepypro]

emily and daidus are not to be trusted

[@Zenkyuu8921]

Do we all agree that Connor’s the most likely to survive the caveman era?

[@jet-blackjo2455]

He gets a papercut and just bleeds out 😭

[@bloodlove93]

as a whole? nah mr monkey boi alone,maybe.

[@SlavoidUkr]

I doubt that severely

[@matthewmiller9485]

Connor has hemophilia, any cut would eventually kill him.

[@ssengageisop3952]

@@matthewmiller9485Yep😅