Trash Taste Explain Their 'First Time'

[@hungrysloth9189]

The reason why Connor didn't know about semen is because he fainted and banged his head during sex ed class

[@aintrz]

Pov you watch too much of trash taste to get to know that story.

[@Lunathelunarian]

​@@aintrztrash taste lore expert

[@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347]

​@@LunathelunarianAverage Trash Taste fans know this XDXD

[@thetinfoilfreak]

Its been almost a year since i last watched this podcast, and THIS is what i come back to? I approve.

[@delix787]

😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@sandenson]

This episode was actually a banger. I highly recommend you to watch it in full.

[@anotheryoutubeuser]

Scrapping the bottom of the barrel stuff. It's time to end the podcast.

[@datutturugang666]

this is what you **came** back to lamamao i’m 3

[@gryphon4150]

@@datutturugang666 I'm 2 so I don't understand. Can you explain the joke to me?

[@Anthony20603]

I love how this episode went from this deep talk abt friends and loneliness to losing virginities in the last few minutes, this is why i love yall

[@Bam_Bizzler]

Natural progression

[@WanderTheNomad]

This must be their most informative episode yet

[@aegiskcc]

natural progression, you feel lonely and then jack off

[@moaen1]

The duality of man

[@ling_a_bling]

i mean those topics seem pretty connected, it's abt the human experience

[@Doctor4077]

Serious, we need to stop telling teenagers: 1) that you’re a “loser” if you don’t lose your virginity before you’re 20 2) that you’re first time is going to be this amazing, mind blowing experience that will change you forever (if you do it right and aren’t a complete loser)

[@Rickxekken]

I am Asian and also a Christian so I grow up believing that losing your virginity early and casually is not a good thing. Was genuinely surprised to learn that the points you made are the norm in Western societies. Currently in my mid 20s and still have not lose my virginity because I NEVER LOSE BABY. WOOHOOO

[@emmarod8746]

@@RickxekkenRight there with you my brother in Christ. V-cards for life let’s go!

[@Elite_agent_Miko]

It's called motivation.

[@Doctor4077]

@@Elite_agent_Miko call it whatever you want, it’s still a load of horse shit.

[@Thepotatohidingintheshadows]

Glad my fellow negative rizz Havers are here

[@akumuryuu]

Connor really grew up a true gamer. I respect that.

[@mardem8395]

*soyboy

[@mutated_almond8335]

Bro lost his virginity 17 the opposite of a gamer

[@Redd_Nebula]

​@@mutated_almond8335you don't know a lot of gamers do you? 😂

[@sentryward8744]

@@Redd_Nebula gamers at Connor's age range does not lost their virginity at 17

[@Lickicker]

Ill agree in a different way than you think, he lost his virginity like he plays games, ignored everything except brute forcing it to be over and came out with a negative experience because of how he played it

[@TrillyThough]

I was lucky to have a really cool older guy that was my big homey as a teenager. He was the captain of the football and basketball teams. Real local celeb, always in the local papers type cat. All around, all state athlete. And he was a talented musician to boot. He'd take me to functions where there were older chicks and stuff but he always told me that I wasnt under any pressure to do anything to fit in and that included sexual stuff with the girls. He told me he'd been waiting himself and that was because he saw how much of a responsibility it really was after watching guys pump and dump on his three older sisters. He said he wasnt ready to be responsible for a young woman's heart like that yet so he was waiting until he really respected and loved a girl. That gave me a lot of confidence to be myself and tune out the noise.

[@sandenson]

That's what I call a true chad, someone who's both a stereotypical chad, in terms of being athletic, popular and talented, but also a real chad, being a supportive, humble, all around decent bloke. I share a similar opinion to his, in that I don't feel like I haven't found a woman that I'd properly commit to, and don't want to half-ass it, because I wouldn't want that for myself. I have half-assed in the past, so I decided to not do it again, be patient and let it happen naturally.

[@eldrintheweebcovers2k165]

​@@sandensonbro ain't this the truth. True respect for someone like this

[@elderpaimei5509]

If you ever come upon your first seggs, just make sure you take it outside, and (this is very important part) PEE after orgasming before you put it back in. This is so the residual sperm inside would be flushed out. Usually pregnancy in withdrawal method is due to residual sperm in your precum. And go cowgirl so they feel good first before you. Tell the lady don't go up and down but front and back. Makes her orgasm faster. Trust me i know my stuff and im an asian with a regular sized dlck.

[@TheAwesomeDarkNinja]

Was it hard to hear him over the booming gigachad music?

[@msakiblab]

My brother, your senpai was a chad, I salute him

[@baileydonohoo7139]

As a teen, i can say that half the generation is growing up too fast and the other half refuses to grow up.

[@mustafaLY2631]

Absolutely true

[@tariqplays5826]

so real

[@ThePapaDragon]

As it has been since the beginning of time

[@dinobro4273]

@@ThePapaDragon Yeah with internet the unspoken nuances in human society is much more visible.

[@karioshima]

real some woke parents are giving some special medication to their kids so they dont go through puberty bc the kids are "scared"

[@lgr28]

These guys are absolute gigachads for putting it out there that you shouldn't feel pressured to have sex at a young age and that you may end up having a better time when you are absolutely ready to take that step. Very rare for young teenagers to have influential people tell them these things on the internet these days with the amount of pickup artists that crop up on tik tok and such

[@StochasticUniverse]

Teenagers aren't getting laid anyway, hence the pickup artists. The generation that's native to social media is pretty fucked when it comes to all things social, ironically, including dating and sex. Many videos and even scholarly articles have been presented on this topic. I like how Scott Galloway (a Gen-Xer) puts it: "Back in the '80s, our parents wanted us to stay out of trouble. Today, I kinda wish kids would get in a little MORE trouble."

[@facelessvoid_69]

In a Muslim country, losing your virginity before marriage is the definition of both "cool" and "you're going to hell dude"

[@saddocatto9245]

Going to hell, yes... But cool ? nah... you can't even get a proper job in my country, if someone is stupid enough to confess about having sex before marriage.

[@facelessvoid_69]

@@saddocatto9245 fr 💀. Although they don't really announce it to everyone in my case. It's just those times when you're having conversation with the bois during highschool and suddenly one of them admits they've lost the V-card. Shit was epic asf

[@maroindefinitlyhuman6857]

Haram😂

[@maroindefinitlyhuman6857]

The scary part about doing it before marriage where I live is that you might get forced to marry the one you did it with, or get killed.

[@redemption5763]

In a muslim country women are oppressed💀

[@yammachanv88]

Oh shiz... aki was joeys first if he was 22 when he lost it, hes 28 now. And has been with aki since 2016😂 I think that's adorable

[@unsafestimboard]

oh shit ur right lol thats pretty cute

[@samuraijosh1595]

Oh ok now it makes sense why he can't do better than aki. He had really bad rizz with women despite having a pretty attractive face and height and Aki was the only woman who took him. Now he's sadly stuck with a onlyfans bitch.

[@Jepze158]

@@samuraijosh1595 -pretty attractive face Really? To me he just looks weird hybrid of indian and paki.

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

Goals tbh

[@sinistrality]

So Joey's body count is 1?

[@SplatterInker]

As a woman thank you for the honesty here guys! We all need to hear more of this. I never realised guys also get grossed out by the body fluids 😂

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

IKR? I just found out that many guys also grossed out seeing v*gina. The more you know.

[@VValkyr]

idk if it works like that for girls too, but it gets 10 times grosser post nut. It's like your mind instantly changes it's mindset about it.

[@wolfferoni]

@@VValkyr Ah yes, post nut clarity. Works the same way for women. Your mind is no longer clouded by arousal

[@mustafaLY2631]

@@nurlindafsihotang49 I can confirm that

[@popdogfool]

​@@VValkyrI think there are studies done showing arousal increases people's gross tolerance.

[@alejandromolina7270]

With KZbin videos like this, I'm convinced that the kids of this generation are going to learn better sex education than I ever did as a kid.

[@VashdaCrash]

Dunno man, should check the demographics of trash tase before saying that.

[@runman624]

I somewhat agree

[@sifiz467]

Yeah true. They didn't even know or care about porn until they were 17 like what😭

[@Howfoolish.]

Yea, but I think I would rather have my child learn shit from clips like this instead of having no idea what sex is

[@icyglacier2429]

You guys have sex education?

[@gervasiomartins9148]

Conner is the most gamer human ever. He isn’t Homo Sapiens, he’s Homo Gamer

[@warrust]

the most homo of the gamers

[@vignesh306]

😂

[@Luis-rg4xz]

😂

[@daxterfireball]

Ayoo 💀💀

[@neerajn376]

homo gaymer

[@SquishMitten92]

As a female, this was extremely enlightening - I've never once considered how guys discover JO, and now I'll always live with knowing some like to start fires and some smack it about 😂

[@soop2073]

what is JO?

[@bhavya8043]

​@@soop2073Joe mama

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

I don't know that that's the norm. 😂

[@blancka4200]

Then there's me who didn't know wtf is this, and used it like a controller of a spaceship💀

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

@@blancka4200 🤣🤣🤣 thanks for howling laughter , mate.

[@thegummyassassin1097]

“I was too focused on games” caught me off guard 😂

[@SJrad]

Certified gamer

[@cicadaplum]

Its funny to look back at my high school life and realize how non-present sex was. I'm not sure if it was because I just wasn't around those types of people, or if it was me not recognizing it, but especially when compared to my friends at other high schools, its seems weird that there was never like a "thing" within my social circle. I mean, I had romantic relationships and interests but sex was never the end goal for me (and it still isn't lmao). Hell, I was in performing arts and apparently they were supposed to be the horny ones.

[@stefanootes9526]

I read these comments and people are all talking about their high school experiences. Yours is a breath of fresh air. I only remember 1 person saying he lost his virginity at 13 and everyone got silent. The girls were talking about having sex with their boyfriends, but that is what one does when you are in a relationship I guess. My friend group only one guy lost his virginity before graduation and it was a childhood friend from Hungary he met again one Summer. Most of my friends have found someone to partner up with and it feels like I am left behind somehow, but they never shamed me for that. They are supportive and they even set up a tinder for me, but I am not interested in dating at the moment. I feel like I need to get my mental right before I enter a relationship. Don't want to hurt someone because I wasn't ready yet, you know. I just turned 24 a few days ago. I will probably start to worry around 27-28, but if it is not in the cards for me, it isn't meant to be. I am not religious or anything either. It would be nice to have that kind of intimate relation with someone, but I haven't met someone I feel something for more than just an interest in their personality or what they do.

[@cicadaplum]

@stefanootes9526 I'm glad you're not pressured to do anything until you feel you're ready. Self care and self love is as important to a healthy relationship as the love you give to your partner, so keep working on yourself and you'll find what you're looking for eventually I guarantee it.

[@thatsinteresting3415]

Yeah, the teen pregnancies at school were just the work of the Lord. No sex was happening.

[@yourbasicninja]

I remember back in high school when I was 17 that most of my friends already lost their virginity, and felt like I had to do it soon or else I was gonna be "that loser whos still a virgin in their 20s", that was what i thought in my head. Looking back now as 22, I feel so stupid of how much that worried me and made me feel like I was weirdo for not losing it alreadly before graduating. If I could go back in time and talked to 17 year old anxious me, I would've and told him to not worry and that all the hype about sex and losing it soon is all bullshit. And also your first time isn't gonna be "the greatest experience in your entire life", most stories about losing your virginity, including mine are awkward. There is no such thing as an "A++ perfect score!" on the first time. tldr: All the hype about having sex and losing your V-card soon in high school is all bullshit, and not to be something a teen should ever worry about in school.

[@logoutofmyaccountweirdo]

Nah bro when I lost my virginity I felt like a god because I did some movie type shit

[@niegga8]

In my country losing virginity always comes after marriage

[@danielmarhuenda]

@@niegga8 So 0 experience lmao

[@VendettaProduction01]

@@niegga8so what happens if it turns out you don’t have the sex chemistry with your partner?

[@safaa9654]

Great message. I myself lost it at 24, not necesseily waiting for anything, it just never happened. Because of being older, i thought i *would* have a really good experience. But it wasnt great at all, it was quick and awkward

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Pfft. I'm still on my way to becoming a wizard. Beware my magic powers.

[@goosemagicflute]

It sucks how much society and social cliques make you feel bad for not having sex at a certain age, like still to this day I think its sad that people are virgins in their 40's because I feel I've been conditioned to think that way, like it's something you HAVE to do otherwise you're a loser loner. Without even considering WHY those people haven't had sex in the first place. I'm definitely a hypocrite because I use "virgin" as an insult when I'm getting my ass beat in online games, lol.

[@brendon1689]

ok well tbf in your 40s if you're still a virgin you're probably bad with people which is its own problem, but kids in school should definitely not give af about being a virgin or not

[@professional.commentator]

Ngl but unless the person is religious or something, being a 40 year old virgin is legit weird. I think the normal age to lose your virginity should be 20's. Earlier is too young and later, it's just sad.

[@goosemagicflute]

@@professional.commentator I get how it's "weird" but honestly at the same time, it's just kinda silly to find someone weird for not having sex imo. It doesn't really decrease their worth or skills as a person (not saying that's what you're claiming, some people just legitimately think that way).

[@professional.commentator]

@@goosemagicflute I just see it as a sign or red flag of someone who's either not mature enough to handle adult things, or is socially awkward to the point that nobody wants to be with them. Being asexual or religious is an exception though. Unfortunately there's a heavy emphasis on men losing their virginity than women because all women have to do to get laid is say yes to a man's request while men have to work for it. So a man who is a virgin into his 40's means he never figured out how to be a man. And I know a lot of people will be triggered by this and I used to be triggered by these facts myself but that's just how life is and how biology works.

[@manoking9619]

@@professional.commentator Agreed. Certain characteristics communicate more to others than their base meanings. Being a virgin is not anything bad in and of itself, but it might communicate the idea that you're bad with people or hold some values that are apart from the norm (e.g: one can be a virgin for religious reasons, but abstinence for piety is not the norm in western society). People tend to stay away from others with different values and those who don't seem well adjusted.

[@TBomb15]

Here's the thing. virginity is not a bad thing. I was 31 before i lost it. if you don't find a girl who you want to give it to, just don't give it.

[@Singularity-vp9xo]

Thanks man. I'm 25, and I have an existential crisis that I've never had sex. I mean, I've never even had a girlfriend yet...but I have so many other issues in my life, I just feel I don't have the energy to push for a relationship right now, or maintain it. It's good to know I'm not alone.

[@TBomb15]

@@Singularity-vp9xo don't worry about it, honestly sex just isn't as great as media makes it out to be. Don't get me wrong. it is good, and fun to boot. but i honestly think kissing and cuddling feel better. the relationship is the destination, not the sex.

[@SaberRexZealot]

@@Singularity-vp9xo I lost mine in my mid 20s. Once you’ve done it you realize it’s not a big deal, and because you’re older you can appreciate it more. My best advice is to just enjoy your partner’s company. If she’s a good person, she won’t judge you for being nervous. You’ll do fine son.

[@plosonen]

I was 16. Couldn't even finish. Luckily she was really understanding and the cuddles and kissing were great.

[@sifiz467]

Wow this just puts into perspective how versatile and easy access porn is nowadays. Them not caring or even knowing about porn until they were 17 is honestly mind boggling

[@SJrad]

Yeah for me it wasn’t until around 18 when I started watching porn. but one of the reasons was because i was raised in a Christian household. but i think even without that, i probably wouldve not watched porn as long because I rather had played video games or whatever

[@mustafaLY2631]

@@SJrad 18!!??? 💀

[@SJrad]

yeah i was a very good boy. now i'm absolutely a degenerate @@mustafaLY2631

[@duan_meixuan]

I didn't start watching porn until nineteen-and I had already lost my virginity by then 😅😅

[@mustafaLY2631]

@@duan_meixuan How???

[@LORDdrPepper]

Sex is good and all but yeaah it's massively overhyped, idk why we're all essentially taught it's like some sacred treasure you need to obtain or something. With the way people describe it, you'd think it would cure cancer or something

[@SMA2343]

That’s why there’s three levels. Fucking. Sex. Making love. And they’re all good and all shit in their own way.

[@immxrtxll]

Frrr

[@mardshima2070]

You can make baby with it, it important tool for human survivability as a species.

[@omaisgee123]

having crazy sex with someone you love and trust is one of the best experiences you can have

[@AbcIHateYou3]

It's great but the physical pleasure isn't the part that's great, it's the intimacy with your partner. Unless you're into hookup culture with random nobodies you don't care about. I'll never understand that.

[@Oo1strawberry1oO]

I'm so glad that I waited longer. I broke up with a boyfriend I had when I was 16 because it was going into the direction of having it the first time and it just didn't feel right with him. I wasn't interested or ready for that in general. Then had it the first time with 19 with a partner that i could trust and was very much into. Was very awkward and took a few tries but it was a fun experience that we could have together. It was 100% the right decision to trust my gut feeling to wait a few years

[@ezgolf1764]

sick

[@janvarga4023]

Honestly, there is no reason to worry about it. First sex with any new partner I have had has been at least slightly awkward. So for guys and ladies who are worried they are late to the party, do not be.

[@ianlucht3121]

Man I love feeling like I’m behind in life when I haven’t experienced any intimacy or romance at 20.

[@Galvatronover]

Dont Be I’m the same

[@galaxy_kitten95]

Bro, You’re still at the starting point. Early 20s is just being a teenager 2.0. Also, you shouldn’t rush into things like sexual contact until you feel as though you’re ready. Don’t feel bad about it. I’m 27 and I have yet to experience such things (mostly due to ill experiences with people overall and not wanting to be in a relationship.)

[@ganondorf66]

Being on the internet for a while now, you're not even close to being the only one. And it's rising

[@mydogisbailey]

I didn’t do anything until 27 you’re fine

[@jqa16]

25 😅

[@EliJustChillin]

Connor's description sums it up perfectly, "underwhelming" lol

[@turq99]

XD hilarious I was legit tearing up at some parts I love how honest you guys are. And I think Joey starting a “fire” and Connor talking about dating others with no rizz will live rent free in my head. I also like how they talked about if this is meant to happen, it will.

[@Axel-is2sp]

Yeah they really summed it up. The first time you do it even if it is good you kinda go "huh well that was fun but I was kinda expecting more". I've always found it's better the longer your in a relationship you get in tune to each others rhythm and have a stronger connecton etc

[@carlosmarquez449]

Ngl that’s me when I think back about it 😂

[@haru_choices2785]

Initially I was a bit anxious about not having any dating or relationship milestones even in my early 20s that a friend of mine said I should just have a one night stand (note they were joking). I told myself to wait and find someone who loves me and I love too. Eventually I had my first relationship at 23 and I’m glad I waited because I learnt a lot from my own maturity and from my partner. I’m happy I had these moments with someone I love and who loved me back.

[@yamiali1783]

2 negative rizzes make a positive rizz

[@yourbasicninja]

Math Rizz is the only math I need

[@Lickicker]

Connor, the reason you didnt enjoy it is because you treated sex like you would a game: you ignored all the story and actual enjoyment in pursuit of just getting it over as quickly as possible

[@paxonite-7bd5]

He is into gameplay not into cut scenes. 😂

[@paxonite-7bd5]

He is into gameplay not into cut scenes. 😂

[@thatsinteresting3415]

Well, if you are misanthropic, that's probably the best course of action. Otherwise, you get annoyed by the plot and never enjoy the action.

[@avramsanders9198]

This comment section is so supportive and comforting I love it

[@KingOfBboys]

Thankfully, when I was a kid I never really felt the pressure of "having to lose my virginity", in fact, in the vast majority of cases, schools and societies in the west tend to promote abstinence (which comes with a lot of issues as well). I decided to have sex because I was intrigued by it and it seemed pleasurable. When I finally did, I ended up really enjoying it and actively looked for more. People who pressure you into having sex are usually other kids, and it is because of the parents and institutions keeping sex as a taboo that teenagers end up developing all these unhealthy attitudes towards it. Sex should be talked about more and old, backward terms such as "virginity" need to be abolished. The concept of "virginity" is specially harmful to girls, who grow up being told that losing it will somehow diminish their "value" and would be a stain to their purity. Women obviously don't have this same standard or pressure the boys are describing here. Both the boys pressuring themselves to have sex and girls being too afraid to enjoy or explore their sexuality are products of a patriarchal society who is still too afraid to talk about one of the most natural human activities there are. Nowadays, no people or institution should be pressuring you into doing anything. Follow what you feel is right for you and do it responsibly, always acting with empathy and care.

[@chefpeealdo]

Man, one thing I truly do not miss about when I was younger is getting a second morning wood on the way to school for no reason. If the timing was just right, I'd have to do some kind of wizardry with my backpack or jacket to cover things up when I got out of the car...fun times.

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

Legendary "why?" Boner.

[@erraticc6631]

For me this was a very hard hitting episode as I am 20 and still havent been in a relationship. While I still want to lose it its nice to know that I can take my time to find the right girl. I just feel this subconscious pressure from my friends who also have girls to get a girlfriend and lose it.

[@glcsander]

Dude I know it seems you are missing out on something but trust you me you don't, don't over pressure yourself, I was so nervous about it on my first time cause I was 25 at the time, that I endend not enjoying none of it. I sat on my couch after she left and all I felt was a void on my chest, I know it's cliché to say but is true u have all this expectations on your head due to porn or other people stories that it doesn't match out, if you are lucky to find the one just take your time and enjoy the moment together don't force yourself.

[@erraticc6631]

@@glcsander thank you

[@4rch0711]

Back then, we care more about how to solve one zelda puzzle than what semen is so it's perfectly understandable

[@Shadoxas]

I think some probably still care more about zelda puzzles lul

[@doodle_beetle]

I'm from America and its crazy to look into other places like a group of people including myself thought it was normal (at the time) lost their v card at 14 or 15 and its crazy to look back on because everyone had a horrible time.

[@jackpirker623]

i feel like in america it's easier to lose your v card than in other countries.

[@tdelioncourt1268]

The lack of sex ed must play@@jackpirker623it looses it's interest once you know how it works and what the consequences can be. They have top rates of teen pregnancies.

[@StochasticUniverse]

15 is pretty average, depending on the era when you were young. The average now has crept up to 17. Pretty soon, the average high school graduate in the US will be a virgin. The age keeps moving higher as society pulls apart. People can't form the bonds anymore needed for that sort of thing.

[@StochasticUniverse]

@@jackpirker623 Definitely not true. The US is a more conservative society than most other Western countries. Even adults don't really have sex on the regular here. A survey conducted by Durex, the condom manufacturer, for market research purposes showed that the US is the second-most sexless country in the world, behind only Japan, lol. (The survey showed that 52% of adults in the US hadn't had sex in the past year, which was the second-highest rate of any country surveyed. Over 20 countries were surveyed. One year of sexlessness is the longest period that most sexologists bother to track; at that point, you're basically living a celibate life.)

[@thatsinteresting3415]

That's been reality for most of human existence. People haven't had much to do during free time for most of history.

[@Chakeis]

Lost mine at 17 as well but it was amazing cause it was with a girl I loved. We were together for 15 years. Just broke up last autumn.

[@rutedantos9552]

Sheesh

[@BlackPegasusSage]

its ok bro you got yshtola

[@paxonite-7bd5]

Dayum

[@princesserika9899]

I was texting an online friend of mine and we were talking about past experiences with romance and relationships, and when I said to her about my first relationship, she asks "Did you lose your V-card?" I answered, "No, we're just online dating." And that's it, I've never lose my V-card at an early age (Cuz in my country, Philippines, if you did at a young age, oof. Teen pregnancy is an issue here), and I've never been influenced to do it by any of my peers, just pressured to be a pushover Yeah fr my first relationship with somebody is just through online platforms and it was good for a while until I realized he's been talking to other girls including my best friend, who is as equally upset as me. 😀 About what Joey said about not being told where to put the condom, my school doesn't. Even talking about condoms isn't discussed in my school, just talking about how s*x affects relationships in different ways and how the reproductive system works 😅

[@emo1ife]

I mean I’m 17 going on 18 (September) haven’t had my first kiss or even held hands romantically let alone lost my first time 💀 I’m still young so ya know I got time but mainly saying this since I guess gen z (or at least the people at my school) all seemed to have done all of that and I’ll admit I do feel kinda embarrassed at times with that sort of stuff but honestly I’d rather wait and not regret it because I felt pressured/rushed into it. Like I wanna do it with someone I genuinely love ya know? I MEAN ITS A SPECIAL THING YOU CANT GET BACK 😭 but honestly no shame to those who haven’t done it yet, do whatever is comfortable for you ! ♥️

[@bennichol1510]

Dw I didn't get my first kiss till I was 19 so it's normal.

[@hanime009]

just wait till 25 atleast dont make any moves on the v card rest is fine

[@ow_su]

Make a deal with the devil that allows you to die when you lose your virginity, that way it will be immortality for you.

[@Rickgrimes123-m8q]

I'm 22 still a Virgin 💀

[@Wibiki43]

Just turned 21 and basically in the same boat. I can only hope it changes soon.

[@austinphillips7385]

I'll be honest, I didn't expect watching this video to make me feel better about how my first time went, but it really did. I've been dealing with how my first time went for over a year now and I thought I messed up and it's been affecting my mental health. But listening to the boys, gives me reassurance that lets me know I'm not the only one who feels like this

[@sailaway30]

you know what just for joking term Out of all three of the boys, I think Conner would be considered the village idiot

[@spiderdude2099]

My parents somehow let the master password for the firewall slip, and I just was able to look up anything I wanted. It still didn’t give me any rizz or made any of it less confusing or scary. I lost my v card at 21 and I really was not ready to do so ANY earlier than that. I couldn’t even comprehend being intimate. My first kiss was also when I lost my virginity.

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

Ikr!? I was terrified the first time watching p*rn and puked in front of my friends. And spend my younger days almost and puking seeing pe*is. I almost think i am crazy or lean to lesbian because of that. Even know, still cannot muster the will to see or touch the real thing. Not because i am religious, but it's just icky. But i can study biology or anatomy just fine.

[@darkrose-chan]

Currently 22, and still have my v card. I also haven't experienced any form of romance or intimacy so far. And you know what? I don't mind that at all. I'm happy with my life and I'm in no rush to be committed to someone, let that come in its time as all good things take their time 😇

[@dl2839]

Same, 22 here, too. I've just got better things to do. I don't want to get into anything that can't commit to. That would just be like putting more holes into the leaky boat that is my life when I just need to focus on making it watertight.

[@Ace-0-Spades]

Man me and Joey Re in the same boat, I did the "starting a fire method" when I started and did it for about 7 years then did the "normal method"

[@0rtu_Solis]

I didn’t do much better lmao. I bobbled it like a ball I was trying to catch while it was still in the air so I was just lightly tapping it up and it took forever lol. I might’ve done that 2 years before I kinda stumbled into the normal way on accident

[@paxonite-7bd5]

Are you accustomed to the pain now?

[@Ace-0-Spades]

@@paxonite-7bd5 yeah I was until I learned the "proper" way and started using that method, and I tried going back a couple times but it hurt to do so So I'm just sticking with the "proper" method

[@kayagorzan]

Guess I’m not alone in using the “fire starter” method at first

[@megaman7799]

Garnt learned how to find the sauce from an early age

[@SK-pd2bu]

I figured how to JO from watching some random flash game pewdiepie and KSI played ages ago which had this pixelated censorship but you could tell the character was moving his hand up and down, that revelation was crazy.

[@OGNoNameNobody]

I always enjoy listening to these types of stories. Its immensely interesting to me to here 'normal' 1st time stories.

[@cahrles2687]

I went a sleepover when I was younger, we ended up daring each other to get naked half the time and I ended up ‘doing’ stuff with my crush’s twin brother- didn’t realise I was gay for like two more years 😭😭

[@Drippy07]

Bro wha?

[@Maxisamo1]

This sounds like a Yaoi doujin

[@FusedPikachu]

Damn🫢

[@VendettaProduction01]

I’m sorry what? How? What? I have so many questions!?! How many times did that happen? How did you not realize it after that for two years?

[@zarinamohamed5245]

Not OP but repression is a bitch in my experience. At 18 I literally asked a guy to take off his shirt cuz I thought he was hot and didn't realize I was queer until a year later

[@Saida___]

No fucking way someone does the campfire technique as well lmao almost rip the thin lining on the bottom of the shaft one time 😂

[@absolutelydemonic]

I will never lose my virginity because I never lose. - 27 year old man.

[@fkez0510]

We don't take L's 😎

[@absolutelydemonic]

@fkez0510 Gains before chains, bro.

[@pranitp.29]

W

[@英語わかりません]

Losing my virginity gave me an existential crisis. It was so hyped up that once I got there I was thinking to myself "thats it?" After I went out to drink (at 16). Sounds cliche, but its so hyped up. I was depressed afterwards for a long time.

[@mohamadanas6203]

Post nut syndrome

[@maroindefinitlyhuman6857]

I think most people find it underwhelming because when they look at it it didn't mean anything to them. Most of the time it's with someone they don't really care about, and they do it just for the sake of doing it.

[@Emanuel-bm9vn]

Yup can agree. The emptiness I felt after my first time (it was great in the moment don’t get me wrong) was horrible. Made me really reevaluate wtf I was looking for in a girl and made me stop being such a monkey when it came to being horny 😂

[@TheEggIsHere]

The real chainsawman boob grab experience 😂

[@IWantToStayAtYourHouse]

@@Emanuel-bm9vnyeah this sounds fucked up but i realized sex was just a better version of jerking off if u do it with a random girl. I learnt from experience hahaha

[@lolamatola1719]

Never in my life have I ever seen a more crisp and clear image than the text on garnt's top

[@exelero7310]

Almost 20 now and I’ve never had a real romantic or intimate experience, but when I had just turned 18 I started to think that I had to lose my virginity to see what it was like (after being a coomer for years you start wanting to have sex badly lol) and also I didn’t want to be left behind by others. As someone with no rizz at an all boys school, the easiest way for me to lose it was with a hooker, which is what I ended up doing. Needless to say it was very awkward and I regretted the vast majority of the experience afterwards. Even now sometimes I still want to meet with another hooker again and there have been times where I almost did, but every time I declined because I remembered that I want to wait to do it with someone I actually love and have an intimate connection with. Along with the fact that it truly doesn’t matter when or how often you are having sex or losing your virginity. In over a year and a half since that experience, I have never had sex since because of this. There is no need to rush

[@Regent192]

how did you find the hooker? Did you find her online or at a brothel?

[@ShadowFox10587O]

I had the same experience as Connor I was busy gaming until like 16 or 17

[@PrettyDeadNightmare]

I never felt pressured to lose the v card. My friends were open about their intimate life but it was just over sharing. Never bragging or belittling me for not knowing certain stuff. I guess it depends who you hang out with.

[@elikangwa3995]

The anime man starting fires at a young age😂

[@Ironpecker]

24 kinda kissless virgin right now, I'm just very timid and really afraid of making a move because I don't want to make other people uncomfortable. Luckily I've met a very cute girl and it's been tons of fun going on dates with her for a month and a half, I was even impressed that I managed to ask her out rather quickly... but we still haven't kissed and I was kinda bummed out. But the more I've been hanging out with her the more I just enjoy her company, I plan on "making a move" soon just because I do like her, but I'd be happy to both become her boyfriend or just stay friends. At this point I'm already late to the party, might as well take my time and continue enjoying the ride until I get to that point in a relationship!

[@rollyzhou4952]

Good luck!!! I hope everything goes well ^^

[@variangaming8559]

Wishing you good luck with your relationship man.

[@geohikari]

Garnt head "beat your meat" and took it literally

[@sora2541]

Watching this as a 23 years old virgin sure hits different 😂😭

[@tenar7127]

26 virgin. We out here 😔 12:47

[@YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks]

Ha! Im a 31 year old virgin! I have you both beat!

[@TaseenK]

*sees the 7 months ago* Headcanon you are now 24 and lost your virginity

[@sora2541]

@@TaseenK You're right about 1 of those things and sadly it's not the latter 🥲

[@YourAverageNiche]

1:23 Cono'rs face tells me he just remembered some Vietnam story or smth lmao

[@Jay_D_Ashe]

When I was in high school I was absolutely not pressured. Like nobody talked about sex among people I know. I was just horny and hopeless to get to know the adult pleasure.

[@fluffykamuri2641]

Garnt's story on 11:51-14:07 is gonna be on the next Trash Taste awards.

[@atharvakpatil]

awardw

[@TheEggIsHere]

Im a British women and i can confirm its the same for girls 😂 I completely cringe at the memory of people showing eachother p0rn in school and Googling where the clit is. The absolute cringe of it all but its funny to look back on now I remember being on the coatch to prom and me and my friend were like 'so what are you going yo do in the future?' and being like 'idk i just hope i dont die a vergin' 😂 baring in mind i was a total weeb with a naruto backpack It was a massive deal and then the first time was so shit because no one knew what they were doing and your like, wait is this how its gonna be? 😂 A real chainsawman boob grab moment of like 'thats it?' You only learn it gets better with experience and someone who wants to get better at it with you And exactly the same everyone matured at a different pace. Some people lost it at 16, some at 22, others chose not to at all! Its completely ok and dont listen to anyone who tries to peer pressure you

[@alishadesindoyu6785]

I was 22 as well, it was a very positive experience 🤷🏼‍♀️ Daing weird purity pressure (glad I got over that)

[@RottenPieceof]

In my opinion, sex is just one of the many ways people spent their extra time outside of leisure activities. Some people stare at white walls. Others smoke and vape. It’s all mind over matter

[@harrisonsiler5439]

Listening to what the boys say its true, there is no "late" or "early", i did it for the first time with my gf we were both 16, we both wanted too do it, we loved each other, we ended up dating for almost 2 years. do it with someone your comfortable with, someone you know, and it will be an amazing experience.

[@Acatia2]

I was legitimately trying to download guides for Pokemon and Final Fantasy off Napster. 13 year old me sure turned up with a lot of unexpected Misty and Tifa porn (it's like, etched into my subconscious even over 20 years ago). Ironically that's also how I learned parts were actually different. The actual sex didn't start until 22, and honestly with how shit those first experiences were, I kind of want to consider my good part starting around 25 despite social and online pressure.

[@gunaysoni6792]

When these guys say they have negative Rizz I feel like I have imaginary Rizz.

[@pleaseenteraname1103]

8:20 I 100% relate to Grant😂. In fact it was a huge problem for me I used to scream at it and smack it around until it went down. And my mom from the other room could hear me and she seem concerned. I remember when I was like 14 and I was thinking to myself OK I have to do something about this😂.

[@anusername8350]

5:55 That sanghelliussy got Connor all worked up.

[@professional.commentator]

5:18 Man I was watching p*rn since I was like 13. Although it was mostly softcore and I only transitioned to hardcore at like 17.

[@0rtu_Solis]

Man I was 10 when I started it fucked up my mindset real bad. I hit puberty real early but I look at kids those age now and man it’s fucking weird to think about how strange that was.

[@stitches1110]

I was exposed to porn really early, because I’d stay up late watching toonami and then adult swim, and also on occasion Comedy Central which often aired “Girls Gone Wild” commercials. I think the first time I began actively seeking out porn would have been in 6th grade so we are talking 11 and maybe a couple years earlier due to exposure through said late night tv.

[@thebigfatsoman2002]

i am happy to see i aint the only one who never cared about romantic relationships or porn cause of games until high school.....but the story is for me i still have not gotten laid nor have i tried to ask anyone about it........

[@ferb9623]

Nah,joey is not alone on this one,i used to do it like that too😭😭

[@zankoakurouch]

turned 22 today. just a few more years before i become a wizard

[@matrixiekitty2127]

As a girl I am learning a lot🤣🤣 but I do stand behind not letting the pressure push you to have sex when you’re not ready. You can injure yourself or your partner if you’re not careful, and you’re not developed until your 20’s anyways so it’s honestly safer to wait. Also, you should have sex when you’re ready and when it feels fun, not because someone pressured you into it and then you have a bad time.

[@VixeyTeh]

It's so weird when you get older and discover there is more to life and finding a good partner and happiness than sex. You look back and think you shouldn't rush it. We should encourage people to wait till they find someone actually good and healthy for them. Also, in Australia, we have a school subject called "Health Ed." (It was called Sex Ed. For a few weeks before, all the parents freaked out.) In that class, everything was explained in both a medical way as well as a social advice way. Health. Ed. really should be mandatory in all schools. There are too many people who have no idea how any of it works, are totally unprepared, and as a result make horrible mistakes or treat their partner horribly because they just don't know what they are doing and get all defensive if anyone tries to explain it. There is also a lot of misinformation both on the internet and because there are friends who are either themselves misinformed or are purposely trying to prank or bully their other friends. Having an actual school class on it is super helpful because it would be a reliable source of information, and I gotta say that class gave me actually useful and helpful advice.

[@bobapii899]

"This is taking up a lot of space in my trousers" = garnt casually implying he's packin

[@fdscrl6016]

The only reason I haven’t lost it at 24 is that most people have bad or very mid sex which I’m not interested in. I’ll lose it when I feel like I meet someone with whom sex will actually be worth it.

[@hmstransit909]

It never occured to me that a lot of people lost their v-card during their high school days. I always thought being in early 20's and still a V (like me) were a norm

[@kanarieV3]

bro i started watching stuff when i was 9 and i just learned from watching this is crazy to hear about 💀

[@SiR-II]

Connor saying he never really learnt how to fap because he was too busy playing Halo Reach is the most Connor thing I’ve ever heard

[@chaserseven2886]

i didn't enjoy my first time almost regret it

[@hoathanatos6179]

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20 as a gay man and I was with someone 6 years my senior and he was great. He knew I was a virgin and did a great job getting me comfortable and taking things at my own pace.

[@shortboi8807]

Even though it's a 15 minute video, it feels like an hour

[@Mic_Mike]

That episode was pure GOLD !

[@emptyricebowl]

Just a reminder that losing your virginity doesn’t have an age requirement nor limit. It’s not weird or abnormal if you’re still a virgin in your adulthood. Nothing to be ashamed about, losing your virginity should come naturally, it varies from person to person

[@YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks]

I totally agree. Yet I cant help but feel like im missing out (Im going to be 32 and havent even had my first kiss). People say it doesnt matter yet people do it all the time so I must have value,so I feel conflicted about this whole thing.

[@emptyricebowl]

@@YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks just because people do it all the time doesn’t mean that you should pressure yourself to do it too. You aren’t missing out, you’re just saving that moment for you and your future partner, and that itself shouldn’t be a problem

[@Satella_witch_of_dreams]

Yeah it doesn't but losing your virginity when your still 16 below is kinda problematic and risky because your body is still developing through puberty, while doing it somewhere 17-18 is normal as long as protections were used and consents were given.

[@YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks]

@@emptyricebowl I absolutely want it to be with someone I care about, Ive waited this long so it would be stuipd to just do it with some rando. My biggest problem is Ive suffered from anorgamisma for the last 7 years. It destroys my motivation to meet someone and start a relationship. I'm between a rock and a hard place, I'm always unsure of what I should do.

[@kyunie947]

@@YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks I’m in the same boat, but I’m 27. I have never been sexually attracted to anyone I have met in my life so far. I only ever develop romantic feelings for people I am very close too (and it takes forever for me to open up to someone) and even then I may never become attracted to you physically…so yeah I’m pretty screwed unless I find someone with the patience of a saint

[@makukawakami]

"You're excited but you don't really know what the hell you're doing. And some way, one way or another, it's over too fast." - Yuri Orlov.

[@EffigyOfficial]

Lost it at 20 and it was a great experience. 21 now. Would recommend not rushing it but at the same time not being too shy about it. You need to put yourself out there to be lucky enough to have a good experience

[@makilife4502]

I’m 23, and still a virgin and never been in a relationship. I remember being very depressed of being single and having fear of dying alone. But right now, I want to find my calling.

[@DGen7]

Man i hate teenagehood for all the peer pressure , i mean if u havent lost ur virginity or if u dont drink alcohol or try drugs ur considered to be boring , u aint gettin no friends if u aint the bad guy

[@everlastiny]

I'm surprised it took 159 episodes for this topic to be brought up

[@vka4598]

First time at 19-20ish? Called them by my current crushes name at the end. Later discovered they were making out with my best friend from high school (we are all still friends lol). From one night stands to loving relationships, there are highs and lows. Most important thing is to be vulnerable, confident, and be attracted to your partner. I don’t need to love someone to have good sex, but if you don’t find them attractive (physically+emotionally) it’s just fucking gross. All you need is someone you vibe with. And remember it’s a two way street. You pleasure them and they pleasure. Meaning Guys you go down on them. Seeing your partner have a good time is half the fun

[@gendo1123]

I remember getting morning wood at least 1s a month when I was 5 and I only learned how to fix it till I was 14

[@oneofmanyidiots]

Yeah, definitely dont rush things. I was a total dipshit and brought some x to a con at 14. Had that mentality of "Im gonna find love somehow tonight. No wingman to keep me in check, just took the pill and went to the rave. Not sure when, but I blacked out and went on autopilot. I sobered up standing over a sink in someones motel room. I dont know how my negative rizz having ass did it, I dont even know who they were, I didnt even really try to find out. I popped back into the room and there were at least three people asleep in the dark. I wasnt gonna turn around and try to figure out how I got there or who I was with. Some girl called out "Joey?" And I just walked out. Walking back I didnt even get that giddy feeling of "awesome I did it!". As a guy it's weird to say this, but it felt gross. I walked seven blocks back to the con feeling like I pissed myself a little. Turns out I never took off the condom. I felt so empty and stupid after that. My mind never went to anything like "Im a man now" but rather "I coulda died" and "I coulda ended up wearing the condom differently". Honestly the only thing Im glad about in that memory is that high me used a fake name. Now when I actually messed around with someone I actually got into a relationship with there was all sorts of reason my heart was fluttering. But no one wants to read that story. Hell, doubt anyone wanted to read this lmao

[@yobrethren]

wild as hell, good for you to just getting over that story, especially with the pill part Ngl, foreplay seems better than the actual thing itself, my first time i was drunk a bunch and my fellow tipped off that there's gon be this dame that wants to mess around, and i ended up being the only guy on that party in the midst of 10 girls. Exactly as Garnt said it, was that all the hype was about? Not to mention, my bare ass got filmed during the process (another reason (apart from alcohol) i didn't finish), because there was no lock on the door, and possibly the vid is still on somebody's phone, but oh well

[@jjd4034]

"I was playing Halo Reach…" 😭😭😭😂

[@realreeb]

I'm really happy to that I never had that pressure, which help me never to make a stupid decision like that

[@Hapsetshut]

I took a plastic skull to prom, best date ever

[@hoathanatos6179]

The two Catholic schools near me had daycare centres for all of the girls getting pregnant and then they also had a syphilis and gonorrhea outbreak while the worst thing at my public school was one girl fucking herself with a lava lamp on film and her ex spreading it around campus and forcing her family to move away after all of the students and staff saw the video.

[@heinoustentacles5719]

wouldn't a lava lamp hurt?

[@hoathanatos6179]

@@heinoustentacles5719 It was off.