Trevor Wallace's Biggest Secret | Stiff Socks Podcast Ep. 164

Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, decide that Zoe Kravitz is the best Catwoman and Robert Pattinson is the weirdest Batman, and hear Trevor try to defend a very personal bathroom routine.
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[@TrevorWallace]

FIGHT ME.

[@sidrob2426]

As a CNA I’m so concerned

[@jacobshriver5699]

With ya Trev

[@retodd111]

I STAND AND WIPE

[@Kyle-jg3sp]

You're wrong because you stick your hand into the bowl. You get poop particles all over your wrist and forearm.

[@retodd111]

@@Kyle-jg3sp Am sorry how tf do you wipe?

[@noahconboy1310]

The wiping argument and watching Trevor try to defend himself is fucking hilarious

[@shaned.9137]

I was cracking up the whole time, and it went on for so long 🤣

[@matt-be8lc]

Fr best part

[@evneedsrest1023]

i died the whole time watching that haha

[@ranferil.178]

“With the hat on?!” Trevor’s reaction had me Laughing! 😂

[@hdafkaksbfabfbao77]

I feel they both are insane for their wiping techniques. Michael for balling up. Trevor for the wiping

[@hdafkaksbfabfbao77]

@@visiondaiii5265 yes a person that understands the proper wiping technique!!

[@filthyfrank.5]

Nah ong Trevor wipes correctly

[@hdafkaksbfabfbao77]

@@filthyfrank.5 Sorry bro God doesn't exist in this comment section, but I respect your opinion to wipe like a crazy person

[@stepbackkaren2859]

Who tf balls it up?! I didn’t even know that was an option 😂

[@braydenoakey7932]

@@stepbackkaren2859 I once had a housemate who admitted to balling it up, so they exist.

[@sethreidy9338]

“Gawwwd damnnnn” has been imprinted in my dna from this podcast. I need it as my text tone or something🤣

[@haleybold1425]

trevor & gabe not liking lemon desserts is a war crime

[@TheTypicalAmerican]

"I want Ford Raptor to come out with a fleshlight. That b*tch would GGRRIP." -@Trevor Wallace 🤣🤣🤣

[@worldwide_wes]

3-4 overlapping sheets, wipe with your index finger behind all the layers to run the crack front to back, examine, fold if enough paper for second wipe, repeat

[@shaned.9137]

Can I just say all the other content I watch is politics, Ukraine, finance, and all with way too smart of people talking over my head. It's like a breath of fresh air to listen to these two riff about bullshit and argue over wiping etiquette 😂

[@reecenix]

I never thought that I would ever admit this but Trevor I completely understand man I wipe from back to front and I also grab my balls and hold them up. You literally described me to a T I’ve been talked to my wife about it and she had the exact same look on her face that Michael did

[@lotan9398]

Yes FBI this person right here

[@andrefoisy7310]

Team Trevor all the way

[@gtarules1]

I'm reporting you to the authorities

[@codytributary2067]

same but I'll take it up a notch and fold the paper then use it again.

[@ig2965]

guaranteed trevor has less shit after wiping than michael

[@maddisson12]

definitely needed this!! can’t wait for Trevor’s show in Dallas!! 😩😩

[@worldwide_wes]

Editor always pics the best ridiculous clip to start the show 😂

[@betonation1700]

Toilet paper part got heated 🧛🏼😂😂😂

[@mchammer8505]

And here I am... Wiping like Trevor but snowball like Michael 😂

[@luisaldama7363]

I love this! These guys are classic! New to the podcast and already a major fan

[@atlashayes790]

Yo I’m actually with Trevor! ThTs exactly how I wipe! 😂😂

[@petrolheads5858]

Me too!

[@wyattbergeron4923]

Same 🤣🤣

[@remplicity]

theres no fkn way 🤣🤣🤣

[@vanmoc1644]

Broooo😂

[@sakfpv8444]

Bro... I wipe the SAME exact way as Trevor. Sack lifted gang baby

[@paul4418]

Gabe has the best technique of the three

[@simplytony698]

Trevor and I have so much in common I wish I could just meet the dude and let him know we aren't weird 😂

[@simplytony698]

I may have made a premature comment. That shit is weird 💀😂

[@Rachel-0]

54:10 Trevor’s wiping technique makes me nervous for all men 😳🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂

[@drty_room_8191]

i love everytime michael says “hey!” with nothing after that

[@elijahevans6194]

Trevor that you for representing

[@sarahlayne6427]

cannot wait for nyc show first row bb 🙌

[@kevmo759]

"lemon desserts trashhhhhhh" big facts

[@sammidepalma3539]

Mystery airhead is all the flavors left over at the end of makeing each individual flavor they take all the leftovers combine em together and then run it through the mixer/machine/ & go through the airhead makeing process one more time with this extra "flavor" to make more money from honestly the white airhead is actually MY FAVORITE

[@0skeet123]

Just got tickets for Sunday 3/13! So excited!!!!!

[@rbee6507]

I'm like 90/10 against/for celebrity privilege, but my guy Trevor absolutely should get on sight status at Apple for reppin' the Air Pods, and VIP treatment on new products. That said, that's Apple for you. Also...Fuckin' love 'Too Fine''s energy for being down for Gabe, and calling people out. Mans is solid. Respect.

[@zachkretsch7182]

Team Trevor, to prevent the ‘particles’ near your balls your final wipe should be a push wipe starting farther up then where you ended, and pushing front to back between the legs

[@stevennagy5384]

Survey of a 1000 showed 60 percent wipe front to back 20 percent between the legs back to front another 20 percent said they did it both ways.

[@mrgibbets34]

This episode was a meeting of the minds

[@trentquick4882]

I’m with trevor on this one man I’ve Been wiping like that my whole life 😂

[@stevediv3022]

Same here hahah

[@sweetpea775]

30 minutes in n Free the nip come up that’s hilarious n awesome 😂🤣😂🤣😂 big knock knocks 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭

[@jah_loves]

I love you Trevor 😅

[@beckymacleod7743]

“Those sweaty little piglets “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@POPADIX]

Me too Trevor!! You’re not alone boss

[@chiquitas6787]

Diptheria: a Dipset cover band, I chuckled,

[@vanessajanik4623]

Wiping back to front is psychotic but so is balling up the tp.

[@sweetpea775]

Lmao I also thought snap backs or any hats were decor 😝 to be fair it helped not losing my hats

[@kenwilliams9789]

" Do baseball mitts retire "🤣🤣🤣

[@jonathanmontoya3987]

I love this episode. Lol

[@dayronperez2217]

End game tier episode

[@dylanrhynard4140]

"You feel the need to rep the Minnesota Twins while fuckin?!?!" 🤣

[@dead_lantern_gamer]

Damn city boys balling up TP, never had a septic system, Michael would be destroying rural toilets.

[@BbyLo_11]

In the Catfish documentary, they explain why it’s called that! Vince, the husband of the “catfish” was talking with Nev, and tells the story about how live cod were shipped along with catfish in the same tanks to keep the cod active, and thus ensure the quality of the fish. He further explains this as a metaphor on how there are people in everyone's lives who keep them alert, active, and always thinking. That was the start of the term and the popularity of the mtv show made it mainstream!

[@eliannancampos]

i’m trying to go to the LOS ANGELES show michael 😩 LOVE YOU

[@elinsivkaradottir7767]

I’m listening to this podcast right now and put together Ikea furniture xD

[@gtarules1]

6:25 Michael with the Elmo laugh

[@vanessajanik4623]

My son is about to turn 18 .. he wore short black striped shorts w/pink roses on them, a powder blue sweat shirt, neutral colored fitted flat-bill baseball hat w/custom black/white checkered & flamingo vans to his HS baseball banquet the other day.. it was at the beach but in no way does that explain the fit. I was like what is going on here??

[@micahmorrison6300]

YES TREVOR. WE THE SAME.

[@randymcdoinks97]

I feel trevor but I dont tuck my sack, im a stander

[@henrypowell6377]

Trev is correct

[@icee2329]

I love lemon flavored anything!

[@SMEEDW0KER]

trevor im on ur side its so much better

[@Jupiterguurl]

You’re not alone Trevor! Don’t let them make you feel weird about it.

[@georgesteffey8375]

Yesss bojangles

[@doobydawson3004]

The way Trevor wipes is like a baby gets wipes so it just makes since

[@owenoseroff]

Y'all have to go see The Batman because Robert does amazing as Batman and Bruce as well as Paul Dano does great as the riddler and I don't have to say that i'm biased towards this movie because the riddler is my favorite batman villain ever and he does and amazing job. also Jeffery Write is Commissioner Gordon and Andy Circus is Alfred. the movie is like a zodiac killer style movie that more of a detective noir, I love to say that it's a 11/10

[@carlosr6462]

It is not that good and I like the zodiac and noir movies. For what it was, the movie was too long and had some unnecesary scenes, so for me it was a low 6/10. My GF didn't like Pattinson as batman but for me it was all right.

[@dwinterrr]

I’m with Trevor 😂

[@jasegillespie8785]

I’m glad y’all talked about the secret sock. I have a very similar problem and am not sure what to do. Anyone know anything?

[@ashlynvasilas6456]

I 100% agree with Trevor on wiping

[@anthonyrussell3824]

When I was 20 my then gf at the time walked in on me wiping like Trevor but I also put my foot up on the seat for extra spreadage. Most embarrassing moment of my life hearing her yell at the top of her lungs “WHO WIPES LIKE THAT!?” I won’t let my now wife anywhere near the bathroom when I poop.

[@AllSportsGaming15]

the bluyeberry muffin...is a biberry biscuit w icing

[@Laura-kw8eu]

I just had a random flashback remembering Michael's the guy from how to kiss videos

[@imbullets5314]

Why don’t you guys preform live together? Trust me, that would sell fast

[@jacobbruner1]

Michael usually opens for trevor if that's what you mean

[@imbullets5314]

@@jacobbruner1 No, just similar to a live in person Stiff Socks. Both of them preforming together

[@itsoneshotko8151]

@@imbullets5314 they have done stiff socks podcast live shows multiple times on their Patreon

[@Haruhi_jeann389]

Michael predicted the future

[@morganb9597]

can we please talk about how michael taught half the population how to kiss. This man was teaching the art of kissing on youtube infomercials. The boy got skillzzzs.

[@dead_lantern_gamer]

Catfish are named that I think because Catfish hide in the mud, hide on the bottom, hide in tunnels, you have to noodle and stick your arm in to catch them, and you are going in blind, you dont know what you are catching until you pull it out. Also catfish online pretend to be someone else, then you find out they are uglier than they really are. Online dating has a lot of fishing metaphors as well. I'm sure they know and are riffing, but I oddly had to explain this 😂

[@alexdix8469]

I started out standing to wipe now I wipe back to front. And now I use a bidet and only have to wipe to dry

[@sergiocutlip2929]

Always front to back

[@chriszimmer935]

I’m scared 😂😂 I’m wipe back to front like Trevor, from the side like Michael, but never grabbing my package to move it nor do I get any track marks anywhere.. why do I feel like front to back is felonious 😂😂

[@walak6832]

I side with you Trevor, im too used to it, trying from the back is waaack (by the way i dont have shit on my balls 😂😂)

[@safireperea7657]

This is why I love Michael. When he gets angry at stupid shit people say. 🥵

[@Youbettasaydat]

I’m with Trev!!! Back to front.

[@absolutematter7171]

Bro I want Gabe on a full ep

[@mobama6855]

#teamtrever with the wiping technique 😭

[@filthyfrank.5]

7:22 😂😂😂

[@Dejayyy96]

I don’t like the balling up toilet paper thing. But he did have a good point in the crevices. Like. Regular tortilla chips vs scoops

[@isaiahromero4457]

how angry they both are in this episode😂 they come out just mad at the world

[@steve2468]

Holy s*** Michael! I am not sure how old you are, but I am pretty sure I'm older than you, from California. And I had the same fit, tongue ring, 2 earrings, pooka shell necklace! So funny!

[@myk.gettem]

Dude you gotta get your toilet paper ready folded nicely like Gabe said. Slightly stand-up bending over still so the cheeks stay spread. then wipe gucch to the top of the crack until the TP is white . I will admit sometimes I do wipe down once or twice but I always redeem it with a upwards wipe to finish! Like a got got gentleman.

[@the1jessebrown]

I wipe like trevor

[@sammidepalma3539]

LMFAO I LOVE THIS PODCAST(GENERALLY SPEAKING) FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THAT THE TOPICS OF DISCUSSIONS THAT HAPPEN ARE DEFFINITELY SOMETHING ELSE, EACH EPISODE IS LIKE A ROLLER COASTER RIDE OF THOUGHTS/ OPINIONS, QUESTIONS, SEEING THINGS IN DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES,( a mans perspective) LEARN ABOUT ALOT OF UNEXPECTED THINGS THAT make YOU REALIZE YOURE NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT WONDERS CERTAIN THINGS, & OTHER THINGS ITS LIKE THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD HAVE STAYED AS A SECRET PRIVATE THOUGHT KEPT TO YOURSELF LOL FOR EXAMPLE PPL (INCLUDING MYSELF )had been wondering How women be wipein they ass with them FAKE LONG POINTY NAILS, AND THEN WOMEN PROCEEDED TO MAKE POSTS EXPLAINING HOW & MADE VIDEO CLIPS DOING A "DRY/FAKE WIPEING" "TUTORIAL" Which this convo how yall whipe ya ass after a poop is the equivalent.

[@aaronvazquez2597]

6%💪🏽

[@dickearthskeptic]

I fucking love you guys! I haven't stopped laughing 💀

[@locker-roomdwarf3549]

GOD BLESS

[@Jumpy2423]

One thing micheal can't do is teach a got damn history class

[@JoseCruz-qb9fm]

6% right here

[@OfficialMattOBrienMusic]

Ok on the toilet paper option… when I wipe front to back with folded toilet paper… and it takes more then five wipes and I’m at home I just get in the shower. If I’m not I just push on through until nothing is on the paper 😂 Edit: these two are so fucking funny. I’m stuck at home because of a health issue but I’ve been binging this podcast for hours. Gotdamn

[@volpeamuniz5976]

I have nightmares about Michael lol

[@carlosocsc]

can they get some tushy samples to show Trevor is a barbarian for wiping that way

[@gdev7102]

Trevor wipes the same as Bert Kreisher 🤣

[@sweetpea775]

As a well blessed chested chick if I seen a bunch of chicks burning bras I’d be both confused and out right interested in wat they do for their life they can afford to burn bras lol I’d understand and give zero fucks probably sacrifice one too if it meant chicks could have same right to show nips like guys lol

[@matt-be8lc]

I'd donate to your cause

[@Elias_619]

Where my stand wipers at? ayo

[@sethreidy9338]

Lets go babyyyy

[@PunkMothafucka]

Would 100% get an Apple Fleshlight😹

[@Saschiversace]

Michaels method is correct balling up, undulations and all

[@doobydawson3004]

I’ve tried all the ways of the poop and Trevor is right

[@icee2329]

As a girl, I ball or fold, but I do wipe the same as Trevor. I've never done the way the other guys do.

[@jorjadylnn]

Sameee

[@evangeorge9869]

Just do both Alternate wipes

[@tannercasterlin7605]

I wipe the same way Trevor! So much more logical 😂😂😂

[@seanowens6859]

You’re chasin clout.