That turnaround when he realized Vanessa was gone. LOL
@ricardoramirez50622 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@texas_ace_2 жыл бұрын
Broke his own neck trying to look for nessa🤣🤣🤣
@cozzzy62643 жыл бұрын
I can’t even tell you how many times I fell asleep in church 😂Bernie bring back memories
@lrowe64942 жыл бұрын
Right
@Lee-pc8ts6 жыл бұрын
the way he turned around when vanessa left😂😂😂😂
@PrettyAss_Karmaa2 жыл бұрын
I just rewind that part 20 times 🤣🤣🤣
@ricardoramirez50622 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jermaineramsey1766 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@VanillaLimeCoke11 ай бұрын
Also at 3:19 when Vanessa went, “Tell him!”
@Lee-pc8ts11 ай бұрын
@@VanillaLimeCokelol i just seen that😭😭
@MPPharaoh Жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote this episode was a comedic genius 😂😂😂😂 nonstop savagery through the whole episode
@Brolly53 жыл бұрын
5:09 When all your coworkers leave and you're still working.
@leeleethelibra981 Жыл бұрын
Omgggg facts 😂
@JTRocks110 ай бұрын
Sucky part of the day! 😯
@manassehsamone6 жыл бұрын
6:41 IM GONE y’all see how his smile just faded away!!😂😂
@tremarcez3 жыл бұрын
And that wave he gave Wanda 😂
@Lukelr15 жыл бұрын
this is a great episode. one of my favs
@motts91315 жыл бұрын
i loved this show... everytime i watch i'll get a good laugh
@magnifecent1swagg4 жыл бұрын
That usher sat down next to Bernie lol you aint going no where
@PAISTRY166 жыл бұрын
omg im dead!!! 6:12 i miss bernie mac
@Siscly11314 жыл бұрын
one of the best episodes!! i was crackin up... he wasnt lyin bout some black churches... u show up l8 and don't even miss nttn... but yet that nosey old sista will always meet you afta the service tlkn bout "i noticed you came in late today"...
@matthewhill5178 Жыл бұрын
I love & miss & want Bernie Mac terribly he’s my 6th favorite comedian he died 15 yrs ago n 2008 when I was 19 yrs old February 20,1989 that’s my bth day & same yr I graduated high school, if church was 2 long 4 Bernie & his whole family they shouldn’t never went he should’ve just tithe once a month at church by mailing them out so he can gt pd more.
@PhillipConleyJr.6 жыл бұрын
That usher would make me nervous. He was too excited to take the kids.
@jadedixon23486 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I don’t go to church every Sunday like I used with my parents and I’m away in college. My church was just like this and I always fell asleep 😴😂 lmao good times
@oscarjaramillo24302 жыл бұрын
How dare you desecrate The God's hone! That is blasphemy when you fall asleep!
@ChibiGrl2 жыл бұрын
Me too.. lol I was just a kid and I ALWAYS fell ASLEEP in service and I still do and I’m 32.. still love God tho! AMEN 🙏🏽
@MrDereklewis19852 жыл бұрын
@@oscarjaramillo2430 the church is the people not the building. Gods home is not in some old poorly built building 😂😂😂. Gods home is the universe and the heavens
@dwaynejpeterkin Жыл бұрын
@@oscarjaramillo2430church can be at home away from the nonsense
@dwaynejpeterkin Жыл бұрын
Same hated it as a kid soon as I was an adult I never went back
@faithfulmonkey15 жыл бұрын
ive never been church but seeing this makes me think i made the right decision WoW that sermon was long i'd break out after the first hour its all of the ''word'' i can take!!
@TheBlackKakashi Жыл бұрын
This is my all time favorite episode 😂
@JeffreyLiddell-zk2uh7 ай бұрын
I know that this is just comedy but if more people of color would raise their kids like that tha world would be a better place
@Muck_Unknown21 Жыл бұрын
When I first saw this episode I cried laughing
@manassehsamone6 жыл бұрын
6:12 I’m done 😂
@tremarcez3 жыл бұрын
YES!!! 😂😂😂
@karlhungus5554Ай бұрын
Mac was a comedy genius and legend. God bless him.
@texas_ace_2 жыл бұрын
I cried laughing when he was sleeping on his chair 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kesslerine9 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE needs the Lord.
@letmespeak2u8 жыл бұрын
NEEDS the Lord
@queensheem33373 жыл бұрын
amen
@donnielindon88513 жыл бұрын
Amen
@mariahwisel13812 жыл бұрын
Amen
@JTRocks110 ай бұрын
That guy was like a parrot!@@letmespeak2u
@leviticusjohnson13669 жыл бұрын
Uncle Bernie (quietly) Shh! No Talking In The Church!
@kaylincollins868511 жыл бұрын
that ol self-righteous preacher...lol
@24Jabba14 жыл бұрын
He said if we sing one more song, we can go home? just one? YESSSSS! PRAISE GOD
@JTRocks110 ай бұрын
Not so fast, Bern! 😏
@ThemiddlenameisJordan8 ай бұрын
Save one more soul.
@kenyaloveful8 жыл бұрын
Wanda reminds me of Angela Bassett
@jarrelely73867 жыл бұрын
kenyaloveful I saw Wanda in NYC in 2010 she reminds me of the undercover brother chick
@inushes5556 жыл бұрын
Jarrel Ely sonja...lol
@bold453614 жыл бұрын
oh my goodness i love to watch this part over and over again the way it always made me laugh lol
@yasminvaughn29759 күн бұрын
I love this one ! Bryanna is adorable!
@TT.4_2 жыл бұрын
The way Bishop says JESUS at 3:20 though 😆😆😂😂
@manassehsamone6 жыл бұрын
4:41 HE HAS TO STOP😂😂
@waigwemwangi3271 Жыл бұрын
Vanessa, "Tell him!"
@jamescurtis92883 ай бұрын
Same thing when i was 14 went to church every sunday for 4 hours long with my auntie then back home i take a nap for long day sunday service
@mariecampbell337310 ай бұрын
That Big Momma pinch ain't no joke.
@JTRocks110 ай бұрын
I feel that! 😯
@reubdaprince12 жыл бұрын
how he talk about him bad then say WELCOME to the church...lol
@ljj27798 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I was thinking the same thing.
@ProjectLivin12465 жыл бұрын
This the funniest episode nbs😅😅😅
@bloodandgore2413 жыл бұрын
at 1:28 the kid on the front with the red shirt...i thought it was chris from everybody hates chris....haha...he sure looks like him...
@camilledm14 жыл бұрын
People have different church services because people have different religions. Don't knock church until you have been to it. This church service was hilarious though!!
@calvinsampson57506 жыл бұрын
Miss Bernie
@gospelplayer215 жыл бұрын
lol this is old skool lik when i was younger church boiii
@Sonoftutuchoppy15 жыл бұрын
lol thats why i like my church. we only have one service each sunday that lasts 1 hour. 1 hour and 20 minutes tops........ i like to sleep through it anyway XD
@manassehsamone6 жыл бұрын
3:55 was hilarious!!!
@tremarcez3 жыл бұрын
“It is taking to dog on long, black churches make up your mind I gotta get out of here” 😂😂😂
@shaolinstyles3316 Жыл бұрын
When faking the funk goes wrong🤣 RIP Mac….
@stacyrios20915 жыл бұрын
omg this is my fav episode of all times!!!! it always makes me laugh!
@matthewhill42426 ай бұрын
Bernie my 6 Comedian
@robertmosley8568 Жыл бұрын
Pastor: New Member Orientation shouldn’t take more than a few hours!!! But I’m filled with the Spirit today so don’t hold me to it, Amen!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lmboooo!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!
@trueblackguy15 жыл бұрын
looool 4:25 "forgive big mama 4 what im about to do, im gonna bust a move" Bernie Mac is the guy, he's to funny R.I.P BERNIE MAC
@stephanieblackley90373 жыл бұрын
Baby Girl : Uncle Bernie Let Go Berine : Ouch Why You Give Me A Big Mama Pinch. 3:49
@donnielindon72892 жыл бұрын
Stay safe y'all and healthy
@JTRocks110 ай бұрын
Will do and likewise! 🙂
@Aaron.7213 жыл бұрын
Bernie:It's taking 2 dog gone long lol
@JKissoon16 жыл бұрын
"I want you to start wheezin' and coughin'...ughooh!...You know what you be doing."
@kaylincollins868511 жыл бұрын
Bishop:the original kings,well that's a mighty high claim your majesty Bernie: That just a name bishop to sell tickets, thts all Bishop: What you sell alt tickets? Bernie: Yes bishop Bishop: well their must be thousands of ppl their would call that a multitude? Bernie: no i wouldn't call that a multitude but we was all up in there Bishop; and when you was all up in there, did u feed that multitude with 2 fish and five loaf of bread..i dnt think so see there is one original king and that Jesus!
@cj88033 жыл бұрын
Yes God IS important. But he's right, church can be VERY LONG.
@luisdiaz91620 Жыл бұрын
I'm saved Wanda! Lol
@itzpapalotl1315 жыл бұрын
Is the Bishop Lawrence Hilton Jacobs from Welcome Back Kotter?!
@Squirrel366 жыл бұрын
Nope! Richard Lawson :)
@UrbanNinja12313 жыл бұрын
Pop pup psheww gone split see ya hahaha!!
@Magical_Maya13 жыл бұрын
the beggining is kinda funny :)
@skillz1724715 жыл бұрын
5:31 to 5:48 LOL....... I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF LAFFIN WIN I SAW DAT.
@deem00015 жыл бұрын
too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@alexisblue65974 жыл бұрын
The boy @ 1:26 look just like Tyler James Williams
@BlackFistUpHigh15 жыл бұрын
damn i aint been to church in a long long time , i think i needs to go to church more often again ...
@JTRocks110 ай бұрын
Not a bad idea!
@Lukelr15 жыл бұрын
Ah, no. Bishop: All I need is one more SOUL to save today, then we can all go home. Bernie: Baby, he said one more SOUL...
@reginamcday19552 жыл бұрын
Bernie is hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shaylawashington77002 жыл бұрын
Everybody was able to leave but Bernie 😫🤣
@lasallerandall490710 жыл бұрын
take me wich u babie girl lmaoooooooo
@rainbowgirl999310 жыл бұрын
1:22 so funny
@lron896 жыл бұрын
Rainbow Girl 😂😂😂
@zealousforthemosthigh28118 жыл бұрын
yeah...... and while y'all was all up in there. did you feed the multitude with two fish and five loaves. i don't think so....
@faithfulmonkey15 жыл бұрын
when the usher said ''u just stay here and enjoy the word'' id of said well i wish the rev would say it already so i can leave this place!!
Normally, I wouldn't call Bernie by his full name...except in this case because of how he was acting in church!
@lrowe64942 жыл бұрын
So true black church service be taking forever .🙄
@matthewhill42426 ай бұрын
If Bernie doesn’t like church ⛪️ he should tithe once a month by mailing them out That’s what I b doing mailing them out once a month n a money order when I can’t come 2 church on Sundays cause I work.
@itsbhowards10 жыл бұрын
That guy standing next to BERNIE's wife (Kelita Smith) is one handsome guy!!!!
@leviticusjohnson13664 жыл бұрын
Jordan: Uncle Bernie! Bernie: Shh, No Talking In The Church! Jordan Ask Use The Bathroom. Bernie: Jordan, You Can Whole Four Hours! Jordan: A Whole Hour?
@quentinmitchell45682 жыл бұрын
Bernie: You Mean You Tell Me You Can Hold Your Urine for God?, Do It For the Lord, Jordan
@leviticusjohnson13662 жыл бұрын
Jordan: All Right!
@leviticusjohnson1366 Жыл бұрын
0:35 Bernie:"Good Boy, Good."
@Lukelr15 жыл бұрын
what's with the absence of drums and guitars and keyboards?
@jackpea71026 жыл бұрын
Lukelr This does not appear to be Pentecostal church. I get the Baptist feel. The drums and all wasn't original aspect of the Black Baptist. Piano and organ....
@donnielindon88513 жыл бұрын
Stay safe yall
@mjjohnson59043 жыл бұрын
THIS WAS FUNNY..........
@4447812910273415 жыл бұрын
im sorry if i offended you or anything. its because i dont know how the church stuff goes. im in this country for not long and im trying to understand the basic cultures, social things that goes in america.
@KenRising1996 Жыл бұрын
Every......Black.....Church summed up in one clip
@trevonbest294112 жыл бұрын
YES! PRAISE GOD! HALLELUAH! LMFAO!
@sbrooks729 Жыл бұрын
3 hr 12 min???
@VanillaLimeCoke11 ай бұрын
4:24 🤣 🤪 😂😊😅😮😂😂
@katiev56752 жыл бұрын
I hope he was a Christian in real life! I know that he passed away awhile ago.
@JTRocks110 ай бұрын
Yep, over 15 years ago!
@KingAsa52 жыл бұрын
Yeah and while you was all up in there, did you feed that multitude with Two Fish and Five loaf’s of bread I DONT THINK SO!! see there’s only one original King and his name is.. Jesus!!!!
@tiffanyjohnson1352 жыл бұрын
I used to be so upset going to church as a kid. At black churches they took the whole day. Then don’t let the church have a second service 😫 I only go to churches that stay in no longer than an hour.
@slhunxh422 жыл бұрын
1:30 This to Funny cause that's how church be having You 🤣💯
@4447812910273415 жыл бұрын
is christian church THAT boring? im a buddhist so i have no idea. can some one explain to me all the process and things go on in the churches? im just curious.
@ArrenZamari5 жыл бұрын
Yep it's that boring...lol
@antoniohammond248210 ай бұрын
He’s a fool 😂😂😂😂😂
@aaronstevenson41363 жыл бұрын
This is the part of religion that annoys me.
@ytuser_3122 Жыл бұрын
6:12
@thebest392113 жыл бұрын
That bishop..I hate him
@Squirrel362 жыл бұрын
What for?
@elijahroberts30444 ай бұрын
The Bernie Mac show it’s a bad show from Columbia.
@ricardoramirez50622 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 5:09
@MrDereklewis19852 жыл бұрын
This is how black churches use to be back in the day now they respect peoples family time on Sunday because most people work all week. Sunday is the time for family no one wants to be in church from 8am-4pm no sir. Now churches have early starts so we can get home faster. Now I can get home by 12:30 pm
@cglennjr13 жыл бұрын
@starcutie1010 oh relax, i love nessa as a character but she still annoys the crap out of me and so i should i have the right to express that
@lasallerandall490710 жыл бұрын
its takin 2 dong on long black churchez make up ur mind i gotta get outta here hehehehe