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[@nicholasficorelliii1918]

when are we getting CATAN

[@Sawyernilsson]

Anyone who doesn‘t see skrillex there is lying to themselves…

[@bernard832]

My favorite trolley problem was when an ethics professor gave it to his three year old children with toys. The daughter moved the one person to the other track and saved them all. The son moved the one person to the other track and ran them all over.

[@cocozheng1926]

Lmao 😂

[@pihlajafox]

I have heard this story already 3 or 4 times and I still laugh every time

[@MasterFhyl]

So.. They're both idiots and did it wrong.

[@alteregobruh]

That’s such a son thing to do haha- My cousin (4) would definitely do that. That menace has threatened to push me off a cliff, off the stairs, to push my sister (4) off the stairs, and that SHE would push HIM off of the stairs. Needless to stay they did not go near the stairs that day.

[@qwertyzxcvbn3174]

Men ☕️

[@lenaoxton8827]

Actually crying at Tilly thinking the old philosopher was a baby 😂 The sincere way she said she couldn’t sleep at night if she killed a baby, followed by everyone’s confused faces. Amazing 😂

[@LangyMD]

The reason Adam should want to kill his evil twin is obvious: Adam's evil twin always beats him at board games.

[@thewingedporpoise]

that was my immediate thought, that his evil twin always wins at board games

[@logan_swe]

his evil twin breaks his perfect streak in house rules

[@loke6664]

I seen Adam's list, how does that differs from most of his friends? Nah, I think his evil Twin is a right wing politician who want to censor games since they "turn kids bad". He thinks that the only joy people should have is from Jesus, not from games and other fun things.

[@hecticscone]

it all makes sense now...his evil twin is the one who does House Rules and thats how he always beats Sully on that show

[@roro2.00]

First decision, my argument would've been "if these guards see you kill billions of kids, you're going in the supervillain prison"

[@MarkoIronFist]

Supervillain prison means you can live for the full eternity of your 15 life sentences so you would live longer.

[@stevenorrington473]

Wrong, if you kill a billion kids you trip out of a window and fall into a bullet

[@alexandersean4708]

Also, do you want to know what eternal life would be like? Do you REALLY want to know? So, the first couple hundred years pass, and you’re having a great time! Playing games, not worrying about the idea that you will one day grow old and die, but then 5000 years later, you’ve done everything there is to do, seen everything there is to see, and you have to watch the world you love wither around you, knowing that when it collapses, if you’re lucky, you’ll die. If you’re UNLUCKY, and truly immortal, you have to spend eons swimming through space until you reach another planet, and the whole process starts all over again, and again, and again, until there are no planets left, and you float near a black hole, and are ripped apart eternally, and you feel every second of it a million times over. So yeah, not worth it! Besides, anyone who knows anything about supervillains knows that one compromised guard is easily enough for them to get out, AND most super prisons have at least a few good people in them. Also, that AI will AT BEST kill millions, enslaving the rest in some sick mockery of nature, and doesn’t have the problem of getting bored, so it will be more than okay with stripping the earth to its core, which will be used to build some sick monument on Mars, no doubt! And all this because you hated Jar Jar Binks THAT MUCH.

[@Cole_Is_A_Mole]

@@alexandersean4708😬tl;dr

[@alexandersean4708]

@@Cole_Is_A_Mole tl;dr Immortality + enslavement = fate worse than death

[@Veggieman87]

I love that the usually very silly and whimsical Sullybobs brought such a specific and often forgotten point about astrophysics into the time machine argument, not to mention the butterfly effect.

[@Dragoninja26]

Yeah I was very glad Sully was aware of that issue and brought it up, until then one of my thoughts that was going on was literally "I wonder if anyone will point out the issue of traveling only through time"

[@emptycradle1304]

If his parents are there for him to kill then it can be assumed running them over won't erase his existence, or it would already be erased since they have been moved out of time before his conception... Meaning the butterfly effect won't apply.

[@emptycradle1304]

Also, time and space are intertwined (it's complicated) but if you can travel thru time, you can definitely also travel thru space...

[@zacknattack]

On the contrary, location is relative. There's no particular reason for, for example, the frame of reference in which the sun is stationary to be the one in which the time machine is considered "still" in; meanwhile, the frame of reference in which the earth is considered still is the same one in which the time machine is in beforehand.

[@mujiescomedy279]

@@zacknattackyeah, I’d assume the Time Machine was at least advanced enough to send you to the same place on earth you were before

[@ThatsHowiRoll55]

Best moment was the philosopher being confused as a baby

[@SonicspeedLuke]

And how hysterical sully got over it.

[@majormushu]

I love how during the "everyone at this table" card they were like "it cant include you because thats not fair it makes the choice obvious" then the next round it is killing your parents the night they concieve you.

[@Jirodyne]

Well there is a difference. The parents aren't you. The Trolly issue is that you are standing to the Side, with a Switch, and pick which way it goes. You can't do that, if you're at the table. But you can do that, against your parents.

[@majormushu]

@Jirodyne the reason they stated it initially was because they would obviously save themselves so it's an unfair choice and then right after it is a choice to save yourself.

[@Jirodyne]

@@majormushu Except, as I explained, the first one, everyone at the table, isn't saving themselves. As You are off to the side, pulling a level. That is the entire point of the Trolly Problem. As for 'saving yourself', while there is a small bias of that, depending on what is on the other track, most people are willing to Sacrifice themselves for the 'Greater Good'. But ultimately, the 'Everyone at this table' doesn't include the guy pulling the lever.

[@majormushu]

@Jirodyne I understand your point and I know how the trolly problem works. But this is a board game not a real trolly and I was pointing out the reasoning they used to alter what the card said not using actual logic which this game obviously doesn't care about. THEIR reason was that it gives the person a bias to save themselves, which "isn't fair," and then the next card set had an irrefutable situation that would kill the person making the choice.

[@thetsjak]

​@@JirodyneIt's a boardgame mate. This problem could easily have you standing on a track with the ability to divert it to the other one.

[@harveyholmes9533]

“Jokes on you my dad tells me he’s proud of me all the time” wonderfully wholesome content coming out of this extraordinarily silly game

[@thecrazything95]

Sully just getting more and more red as he is trying to impress Laurie is fantastic.

[@taylordawe713]

"They're lawyers not politicians" *Laughcries in American*

[@Randomuser6683]

I like how they push "granting wishes" as a stereotypical unicorn action when I genuinely cannot think of a single depiction of a unicorn ever doing that, the closest you'll get is them having medicinal properties

[@bibian.]

20:11

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

The main one I can think of is dungeons and dragons

[@username5155]

@@bibian.you are half an hour off

[@bibian.]

@@username5155 I was just quoting Laurie :)

[@terriblej6107]

They totally grant wishes …. well only if your wish is “I wish to see a horse with a horn”

[@brandoncrow5048]

“You might have a horny dragon but it can’t fly away from the end of the world” 😂😂 I’m dead

[@retrorebootmusic]

I love that the first problem was just "would you like to save all children and maintain the general status quo, or live eternally with supervillains and implied superheros under an AI"

[@axo4579]

Jon literally saved the game at the last second by pointing out the baby philosopher

[@jaydereszynski3101]

Also can’t wait for Blair to do her British Accent for the 100k subs

[@erikschut3301]

I'm also looking forward to it, I'm sure it will be great

[@grantleavitt6260]

Also can't forget about the promised muck bang at 100k subs at 54:07 of the Wavelength 2 video when 100k seemed very far away. I don't want to see it, but NRB should pay dearly for the sin of joking off-hand promises.

[@mvpeter]

the biggest problem with a killer mime. you never hear hem coming.

[@SuperCaitball]

"Your parents the moment they conceived you" is actually an insane counterplay to "an actual working time machine" as the time machine can literally be used to prevent yourself from even getting the trolley on the tracks that day.

[@ILogantheCatI]

My main thought on that first one, was that 'eternal youth' just means they'd stay YOUNG forever. It doesn't mean there aren't other ways they could die. And everyone under 15 would be almost a whole generation gone. As well as being devastating for all those parents.

[@AndreNDP]

I know, it'd be great. And you're also preventing aging related diseases.

[@theaxer3751]

I mean... who really likes those brats anyway except for their parents? And it's not like we can't make any new ones.

[@honeycomb937]

@@theaxer3751 most normal youtube commenter

[@MaximusChivus]

​@@theaxer3751 Not everyone under 15 is some awful brat lol

[@alexandersean4708]

Besides, ask any immortal, and they’ll tell you it’s SOOOOOO BORING!

[@MoakS11]

I love how they pushed a lot on "unicorn wishes", when... it's not so much a unicorn power traditionally? It's the healing power, or to use the horn to get eternal life... or am I seriously wrong?

[@karalindstrom7729]

So not wrong. also, they don't do shit for you unless you're a virgin (usually specifically a virgin of the opposite gender) and frequently kill people that try to capture them that AREN'T virgins. so... possibly more of a negative than a positive

[@KaleidoRose]

No, that's exactly what I was thinking. It's Djinn that grant wishes, and usually badly.

[@MajikkaniHand]

Yeahhhh. I spent that whole round mentally screaming. Unicorns purify things, and you only need the horn for it. The actual horse part is, if anything, in the way, since the only reason to keep it alive is to make more, but it's the last one, and if you cut off the horn you don't need to ask permission to use it.

[@jmurray1110]

Also it can’t mate to get more

[@jondw]

I think the unicorn wishes thing is a more recent less common interpretation than purification

[@cybervenom2001]

With 5 mins left, Tilly becomes a legend in NRB history

[@alexp6013]

I mean... Old people are like babies...

[@SonicspeedLuke]

I mean, did you see the bubble beard on that baby?

[@FrogAndAHat]

@@alexp6013 diapers and all

[@jeffmcleod3829]

Imagine this was the first video John’s brother ever watched. “Let’s see what my bro’s been up…WTF?!?!?

[@JonGracey69]

he'll never watch these 😂

[@travisbic]

@@JonGracey69, I have to assume you're confident that no one who watches this knows your brother, or he will be bombarded with links to this video.

[@JonGracey69]

@@travisbic pretty confident

[@kurtwagner1915]

To be fair immortal enslavement was also on the table - a solid defense

[@rogerjamesh]

If this makes it to the table again, it would be great to see what Rosie would do with this one.

[@Fluff_Noodles]

12:45 - 14:00 The "Butt plug Convention" conversation was such a funny tangent I had to pause the video just to laugh at it. I was wheezing.

[@destroyerofbathroom3460]

I wanna go there.

[@garrettbates9124]

I like he decided to put "They might survive and get superpowers" on the random kids rather than Sully's parents. (And by extension Sully himself)

[@itslullas]

lol good point

[@Drave_Jr.]

You want them to run over the other track. Putting it on Sully's parents means they lose.

[@teodorapetkovic]

Jon going absolutely mental over Sully "The History Buff" not knowing unicorn mythology... ??? Peak comedy.

[@Scholarpasta]

I want a team of top lawyers playing it

[@matthew_thefallen]

I imagine Red Hot Chilli Peppers playing "Can't Stop" while the trolley arrives...

[@keel1701]

18:10 "all thats left is the bad part of the internet" I was expecting someone to say "hey at least we'll still have NRB"

[@GeniusLad32]

How on earth did Tilly think that was a baby? Absolute madness. Love this episode.

[@ReaperRedeemer2112]

I would have added that Adam's evil twin believes that Monopoly is the best board game and only plays Uno using official rules.

[@itslullas]

Yikes.. Off to the Gulags with this foul creature 😵‍💫

[@ricflair2983]

Love this game! Hope you guys can play it again! Also, Jon’s comment on the Everyone at This Table card, “Are you kidding? He’ll kill all of us.” was bloody hilarious!

[@jamespicksley5781]

I love that Sullys question about the time machine is exactly what my argument against it would have been if I was on Laurie and Jon's team

[@Dragoninja26]

Mine too, I was wondering if anyone would bring it up and am very glad they did

[@sammilksword5716]

If I was Adam and Sully I'd have been absolutely losing it at Jon Gracey and his unicorn bullshit lmao Great game guys!

[@lordpelagius5078]

Laurie "ill just have the channel myself" Well that hits differently now

[@srgntpepper625]

Totally

[@arianas6401]

That last bit about the baby literally had me in tears. Thanks for the laughs!

[@user-wp6vz5tc8s]

A bad mime is a bad person, a good mime is a worse person. -Socrates

[@katharina3322]

A killer Mime could do so much damage even in prison. He could just throw an invisible grenade outside the cell door, get the keys, escape etc. the only way of avoiding that is killing it. Because it would always find a way to get out of prison or whereever it is locked up.

[@alexandersean4708]

Or pull out an invisible key, for that matter!

[@NightOwlTime]

Tilly just seems like a great shout for a person to have a pint with honestly.

[@brandonvangieson8087]

As of today there are only 5 days left on the Blood on the Tower kickstarter and only a few thousand left to get it over the 4 episode stretch goal! Everyone who loves the content and can help, get on board!

[@Ogrecrusher]

That should be a gimme, but maybe an end of campaign rush can get to the next one!

[@Tinil0]

As Anthony Kiedis is bisected by the wheels of the world's biggest trolley he belts out "I DON'T EVER WANT TO FEEL...LIKE I DO RIGHT NOW. TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL, TAKE ME RIGHT AWAY"

[@MikeDCWeld]

It would have been hilarious if Sully's team had played "your mom" after the other team played "your dad". Who knows what Adam would have picked.

[@Jamjamsart]

"hey billy, what's your favorite episode of No Rolls Barred?" "i like the one where they argue about butt plugs for a looooooonng tiiiiime"

[@shanedbunting]

For the supervillain guard I'm surprised no on mentioned ever having read a batman comic. Supervillain prisons have revolving cell doors lol.

[@AstralArbourSys]

see, my brain went to marvel's supervillain prison which doesn't really need guards to begin with

[@lazypaladin]

"Humanity's Last Saviour: Desdened to travel through time to save a seaside village from The Kraken. But must kill his parents to do so. Erasing himself from existence. - Sullivan Bo Brown in *Doctor Who* "

[@pupsinsbarks]

I tried this game with a few friends and didn’t adore it, but it’s a ton of fun to watch it be played. Great stuff!

[@jurgnobs1308]

this kind of games just needs players with a certain type of humour and delivery

[@joegarcia9729]

Same, surprisingly my group thought it felt very tamed.

[@ianbyrne465]

Sully + Laurie is a great duo and I want more of them

[@SonicspeedLuke]

RIGOR MORTIS!

[@audreyrina]

Sully's little dances were so funny 😂

[@JCPRuckus]

Yes, ending on the the philosophical baby mistake was an all time classic, but I really feel like we're underselling 10 solid minutes of arguing about dragon boners.

[@maizen1335]

The baby speech,,, I'm crying

[@DistantFred]

Jon is clearly wrong. Everyone knows trolleys go "Clang clang clang"

[@andrewshanks7053]

That was my first thought, and I went looking for this comment to make sure I didn't duplicate it.

[@davidzandt5777]

The first scenario that the trolley rolls down is described in detail by the story called, "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream." AI kills off all of humanity except for 5 humans that it keeps alive to torment.

[@Afterthoughtbtw]

Sully saying that everything could be screwed up by time travel, and forgetting that time travel is happening on the other side of the tracks in order to be able to kill his parents at that point in time... (!)

[@Dkgow]

I really wasn't expecting Sully to be so enthralled with time travel and the conundrums it would cause.

[@xapokalypse]

Right, I thought the obvious choice was choosing the second path because you would be in the past before you were born so you already time traveled. Also you wouldn't exist YET because you haven't been born. This is a multiverse kind of scenario so I'd kill my parents and go back in time to stop myself from killing my parents in order to exist lol

[@bernard832]

You go back in time, step on one blade of grass, and boom, Thatcher is still alive and _still in office._

[@bryanharrington2736]

It does seem a shame Tom wasn't here for this.

[@robertbouley7697]

I second that.

[@juleswillow]

I'm just wondering how you could fit EVERYONE under the age of 15 on a single track and also how that trolly would be able to run ALL of them over

[@Badartist888]

They don't have to all make sense like the fishes.

[@1zl541]

The trolley goes in circles and they throw new kids on the tracks every time it comes around

[@SupportEachOther4ever]

The trolley doesn't run through Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves simply goes through the trolley

[@connor9024]

Sully’s catch phrases: “Hotdog!” “Waang!” “Aaaruurgh?”

[@itslullas]

I mean.. Classic Sully, right? 😂

[@StillOnFire]

Always love the Crowded House call backs

[@ambiguousaesthetic4170]

Adam just repeating 'Your heart is wrong." Love it 100

[@cucumber1991]

you might have a horny dragon but you cant fly away from the end of the world, what a combination of words i never thought id hear lol

[@TheLocomono9]

I would love if you guys all had pocket sized grudge books. Like everyone has different ones, like a death note, burn book ect

[@MoreThanOkay]

Some of the hardest I've laughed in awhile. Definitely keep this one in the rotation!

[@Jestylor6]

I would love a Buddy Cop show with Laurie & Sully...

[@tedioustotoro4885]

Gotta love how the “Supreme Court Justices you agree with” card has the one that wanted to ban homosexual marriage

[@Hjorth1992]

Absolutely love the Community reference at 31:45 😂

[@wakeup2430]

My favorite NRB episodes are bit filled so yay loving this episode already @13:20

[@shekharchowdhary]

Laughed so hard. That's a baby.

[@jnerdsblog]

I don't think y'all understand just how powerful the supreme court is in the States, but that's understandable. This has quickly become one of my favorite channels. Love y'all!

[@ryantully3947]

I’m so happy to see you guys play this, it’s a game I actually discovered on my own before your channel and I love it, so it’s nice to actually know a game before seeing you guys play it, unlike games like Chinatown you guys introduced me to. You’re all great, keep it up

[@hybridbatgaming]

I had to look up what abilities unicorns actually have thanks to these guys and apparently unicorns have the ability to heal medical issues such as epilepsy so if that's the case unicorns probably have the ability to cure anyone of cancer or COVID-19

[@ChirpingMatt]

Funniest moments from each round: Round 1 - 15:00 Round 2 - 21:45 Round 3 - 34:10 Round 4 - 43:10 Round 5 - 58:00

[@InvertedAim]

poacher: Phew, that was close. I thought that trolley was going to hit me. o shit look a unicorn. 'aims gun'

[@thomasmitchell8902]

Well done guys on getting to 100k subscribers 🥳🎉 Loved watching you each Tuesday and Saturday after work. Thanks for always delivering great content.

[@patrickjohnson1649]

The Thumbnail should have been a Cast Member drawn in the Cyanide & Happiness Style.

[@sheliamonette539]

Finally getting to watch this and I’m almost falling off my bed laughing! This is going on my cheer me up list! Great job to everyone!

[@TheMNWolf]

"they're judges, not politicians" wow did that age badly.

[@matthewrose3525]

This video was extremely halarious. I was laughing out loud the entire time. I think we all need more party games in our life. Excellent job everyone!

[@D0makr0m3]

Cyanide & Happiness AND NRB?? What is this, a crossover??? For real though, what a hilarious idea for BGC, thanks for making my Tuesday mornings so delightful every week… even though I’m growing poorer every month because of these goddamn games

[@jaydereszynski3101]

Let’s Go!!!! It’s the best Time of the week!!! ITS BOARD GAME CLUB!!!

[@renaigh]

Laurie was the Homicidal Mime the entire time.

[@bendurbin9585]

I found it funny Tilly was talking about rhcp making loads of music when literally 2 days ago they announce ANOTHER album coming this year.

[@enderhugo]

"I'm a right wing conservative!" made me laugh way more than it should

[@dripsoup6639]

"Yeah, no. The nice ones," did it for me.

[@levelwithme8535]

I consider myself independent, falling on both sides with individual issues. I don’t see how one side should be perceived as nicer than the other. All good people have their idea of what a better world would be, and their political leanings reflect that. I’d argue it’s pretty not nice to blanket label an entire collective of people based on their political affiliation. These misconceptions and presumptions about people is how society has become so toxic and divided.

[@enderhugo]

@@levelwithme8535 uhhhhh disagreed now let's move on 'cause it's been 11 months since I posted this and I don't plan on responding to anything else like that lol

[@levelwithme8535]

@@enderhugo I wasn't specifically addressing you. Once you make a public comment on the internet, you open yourself up to an open discussion amongst any who choose to be a part of it. Keep in mind I've substantiated why I feel that why, and you've simply "disagreed" with no actual rebuttal. Almost as if it's a baseless claim.

[@enderhugo]

@@levelwithme8535 it's a comment on the internet just like you said lmfao I don't need to explain anything you commented, I disagreed I don't care enough about telling you why live with it

[@sakurablu3]

I absolutely love this game. Love that you are playing it!

[@MATVx2]

I love this game!!! I’m glad you guys know it!!

[@kurtwagner1915]

Idk if Sully read the young adult novel, but he literally described the problem a time machine that doesn't move through space as well creates

[@buttnuttz6119]

Adam could’ve used the time machine to bring sully back to life

[@andriesvanhethoge6885]

Really liked this episode. Made me laugh out loud a few times. Ty!!

[@ajspringer]

These videos hit harder when you've met the majority of the people on-screen 😄. Great video, as always, and a great advert for a game which I might have to pick up!

[@JJSSBU]

"A world with people that can't die is doomed to die because it gets more people. And more people. And more people..." "Good argument, how about you?" "Misa Jar Jar Binks!"

[@danielfennessey]

Congrats on 100k subscribers, mates. We’ll deserved.

[@Iswearidontwatchhentai]

I love the exitement if seeing a new video!

[@Kiara-dx8jg]

34:12 I feel like if more people use this as counter arguments a lot more would be done /hj anyway this video was hilarious

[@dumblonde8872]

These videos get better and better the more you get to know the players!

[@judgegriff5381]

If you kill Keanu and save the Supreme Court Justices, then not only would the world hate you but also you are choosing to save the people that would find you guilty 🤣

[@sparky8878]

this obsession with "unicorn can grant wishes" i have no idea where it came from but ive never heard of it before today.

[@califresh420]

Omg this was fantastic, loved the sky net card! Well be buying this one, thanks guys (and tilly)

[@emilykotwicki4860]

I would have had adam’s evil twin be the cause of all the losses on his chalk board last year😂

[@stingersplash]

Love the trolley problem! This will be fun.

[@czynx3196]

Watching this a year later when Laurie does have the channel himself 😬

[@Cole_Is_A_Mole]

Does he? I can't find a video about him owning it

[@czynx3196]

@@Cole_Is_A_Mole more the fact that Adam is no longer involved due to alleged misdiscretions and Laurie has taken the head role.

[@markwheazer945]

@@czynx3196what was alleged lol