Trial by Twitter

[@BaronVonGrumble]

Stop Fingering my Fish.

[@laura_d234]

***** You should have asked him to stop staring at your mussels!

[@zeus_anoxia]

***** hello m8. I will be starting riding school in a couple weeks. Is a used BMW F700 GS a good learner bike?? I can get one for a good price and the seller will take it to the BMW dealership to reduce the power and torque and I can undo that after I get comfortable on it.

[@serbanoprea4540]

***** Look into MGTOW.

[@Renzsu]

zeus anoxia Take your lessons and get your license first, then go try some different style bikes, that way you'll end up with something you actually like, vs. something you may think you like.

[@moltresjrcountdowns]

I want that on a t-shirt

[@JackSwatman]

4 videos in 4 days!

[@Hermenaus]

So good! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ScentedCandles14a]

JackSwatman shhhh, you'll jinx it!

[@icloudhenshaw38]

The first of the new ones was put up after I just finished watching all of his vids

[@universalgaminguk1818]

Baron owes me some new pants and trousers. I've jizzed mine too much now.

[@TheGardenSnake]

Your a big time youtuber now buddy. You have to be an upstanding member of society and an example to all. You cant just ride like a nut giving motorcyclist a bad name. Oh wait..

[@HHHHNK]

#professionalhoonigan

[@atmsphyremus1c801]

You're* Jake I thought you were better than this.

[@lolugbenga]

Nah he's only a disgrace to motorcyclists when he asks his viewers to pay to rebuild his bike.

[@Nachtdoler]

oh wait indeed you wheelie crazy lad

[@gibshredcamel]

Atmosphyre Music welcome to murica fucker.

[@banboosy]

I get stupidly happy when I see a new video from you in my sub box. Seriously loving the upload schedule.

[@SuburbanDelinquent]

unfiltered grumble.... yes please

[@VnyxxRS]

I could get used to this upload schedule. Fucking love the Baron.

[@DavidE-ud7mp]

"…just illegal like this (9:21)" really made me laugh! BTW, why do like the way M+S are owned? Might be confusing them with Waitrose who are employee owned like John Lewis - Marks and Sparks are a plc...

[@BaronVonGrumble]

David E ah - maybe.

[@StuHolland]

+BaronVonGrumble racist

[@vonsauerkraut]

sphul50 in what part of the video was he racist explain ?

[@StuHolland]

+von schwarze natter it's a reference to the office. Doesn't actually mean anything

[@vonsauerkraut]

ok

[@Bigsmokeandthebandit]

Baron back at his best...thoroughly entertaining...thanks for uploading! :-)

[@potnudles]

bigsmoke what's going on with the bike? hope all is ok :)

[@Bigsmokeandthebandit]

Cheers man, bike is a write off :( Looks like I'll be on the bus for now lol!

[@potnudles]

Shit man :l hope the insuerers have paid up! Are you looking at getting another bike?

[@ManOfTheDerp]

Baron you may be the only person whose videos I can watch on any old random shit and enjoy.

[@laura_d234]

Baron, you've made my week with all these uploads!!

[@drinksoupnow99]

"That's my linguini!" ahaha cracked me up😂

[@JonnyRants]

I worked at M&S for 3 months over Christmas once and I can confirm we were told by managers to be chatty and happy. Usually I'd just talk about the weather. "Bit chilly today isn't" i'd shout into old ladies ears to generally get the response of "What did you say love?"

[@TopShadowman]

I work in the food hall in Marks', and you are right about it being -10 all the time. I don't even know why it's like that, just thought that the fridges were set to summer mode or something. We're also haggled to "Talk" to customers by our managers, even when the situation isn't right. Had a block come in whom I tried to start a conversation with, but then found out that his wife just passed away the week before... I really do wish that we (the employees) had a bit more freedom as to how to approach people, because some of us just aren't naturally chatty. I generally work my arse off when I start my shift, but because I choose my conversations a bit more carefully than others, the managers see that as bad customer service. I probably need to change jobs, I'm obviously not cut out to stack shelves.

[@Ellis01234567890]

I had to check the date then... Felt like 2013 for a minute.

[@-Dash-]

Common sense and reasoning seem to not be common anymore... hence the state of Britain these days, and much of the world it seems.

[@ratjaw75]

Baron, keep putting out the old-style videos and I for one will keep watching.

[@JohnSmith-ts8xp]

***** I appreciate the frequency of uploads as of late. Thank you.

[@cam70980]

I have no idea who you are but without noticing I just sat through a whole video and loved it.... reminded me of my biker days, good stuff man thanx

[@DedicationBlog]

Completely agree, most of the things I see on social media now just make me angry at how quickly everyone is to judge things and how much people will believe anything they read on there and start supporting it

[@countbraapula8022]

brilliant video there mate, you had the right balance of thought and humour and nice to see the gixxer again. thank you x

[@siluros]

thanks for the upload. So good to see Baron videos again :D

[@kernal85]

Great to see so many vids been posted up again Baron. Keep up the good work. :)

[@stangerj13]

Congratulations on 150,000 Subscribers!

[@greenpenguin4822]

The upload consistency is amazing, 10/10 would bang again

[@markwith140]

Social media is so instant and I think it is a shame that people don't take the time to understand the facts before jumping to conclusions.

[@zLeeeO]

10:37-10:59 I think what you are trying to say that you begin to become more accepting, the willingness to share love to everyone, overall positivity. It sounds like a happier ending for all to me. If you continue to go down this route of understanding then you will really see the big picture

[@2552legoboy]

Did you hear about RJ's bike?

[@Dhdhagshdbfkfk]

Smashing out the uploads! By far the most entertaining youtuber.

[@raygoodwin2303]

Loving the recent splurge of videos, been missing the classic Baron!

[@theavangelist]

For those of us who have been following you for years, we've followed an amusing man through life's strange twists. Yes we've seen you try to sling a gixxer down a mud flat, but we've also been taken along your own adventures on track, to then being asked - because your opinion is valued, by a publisher to go do the same thing, you've shared your life troubles, children, divorce - you're real. So, yes, there are flickers who are looking for a quick fix of amusement, who can't appreciate irony, or comedy if you like, and those people - fuck'em. They're the retweeters and morons who act before thinking. The rest of us, are just here to enjoy being taken on the journey - and that's why we get on our bikes every weekend with you.

[@02bigkev]

you're right about social media, I think if people can say anything nearly anonymously they will, and it doesn't matter who it hurts. RSM8

[@ojhammondlol]

"That's MY linguini! He even gave it a shake to reveal the scallops! I feel invaded" XD

[@Scarthy1987]

That bit at the end about the handle-mirrors tickled me😂😂

[@tomtomed1]

I work for Asda and we're evaluated on our customer service. this is why when someone asks where something is, and asks you not to take you to it we still have to xD

[@jhaabhishek]

Only if the entire internet thought like you it will put an end to cybercrime/bullying

[@caveira13]

Like uncle Ben said so wisely; "..with great power comes great responsibility..." Cheers Baron.

[@Jake.50]

is Baron Back? 3 videos recently

[@Fredekob]

Hey Baron! loving the activity lately :) I've lost count of how many and which bikes you have at the moment. How about an overview video of the motorcycles in the Jizz Machine Fleet? :)

[@Beaver314]

Weird times we live in, so many things changing, it feels like sometimes i can't keep up. I wonder how i'm ever going to have to explain internet etiquette and censorship to my children... by then who knows how far social media will have reached or what kind of irreversible grasp it holds on our lives?

[@Redsmeg68]

With power comes great responsibility. Un fortunately. Perhaps we should have a "no pile on" clause to discourage people from Faux outrage.

[@CountMiffed]

Its always cold to keep the old people awake.

[@mark199suzuki]

+BaronVonGrumble I know you probably won't have time to reply to this. but I'd just like to say, I'm a long time fan and really glad you're back in the scene again, don't know why, I don't have Twitter, but all the same happy to watch your videos again. Much love.

[@ImLeuff]

On the internet people of all kinds can find people with similar opinions reinforcing their own, good or bad, making them feel comfortable. However once they fit in they get a feeling they have to be noticed somehow - by being the loudest of the same minded. That's how you get a shrieking, circlejerking mob. /Being a smartass: off

[@justplainzero5286]

I have no idea how you manage to drive there. We have similar rules down here, but every 10 meters I see either a bus lane that magically disappears, squiggly lines, cycle box, a box before the cycle box, this strange lane between your lanes and in-coming... I considered myself a decent driver until I had to drive there. I felt like a chameleon as my eyes almost had to operate independently of each other.

[@HamSpamJamLamb]

What's the mileage on ye old GSXR now your Lordship?

[@OliverRoelandt]

I can't help but wonder what other people on the road think when they see you making all kinds of hand gestures while you're talking to yourself on the bike. Good vid. The little anecdote at the end about you wanting to use the mirrors as a handlebar made me lol.

[@recom273]

That was an unbelievably easy cruise down Roehampton lane and over the bridge.

[@MOTOUK1]

BVG - what do you use for voice, have you got a separate voice recorder or are you direct into your cam????? Thanks

[@steve24822]

He was a Nobel Prize winner, one of the greatest minds, for good, on the planet. His lifes work and reputation ruined because of a joke.

[@tobortine]

I entirely agree with you Baron. Social media is diluting our society as we all have to become more beige so as not to offend anyone.

[@eoghanhennessy15]

erg, can we have some videos like the older ones?

[@jezzamarkham5285]

You could do with an understudy. You can call him "Baron Von Rantalot". (I wasn't sure if I should leave a gap between "Rant" and "Alot" or not)

[@TheBritGamers]

the science guy you were thinking of was Tim Cook, he was a professor at UCL i believe.

[@USMRacingTeam]

Really like where Your channel is going - more conscious! Keep it going! ;)

[@tsa567]

Oh BaronVonEmbassador, you do spoil us with these videos! You make a good point though, and I think this issue with social media is just an extension of what has always happened with the media. Very rarely do people actually bother to carefully consider things, or even ponder whether they are equipped with all the facts. So instead, the knee jerk reaction ends up as the predominant force in peoples decision making. Sad but true.

[@WarMachineMotovlogs]

So many videos in a short amount of time. What did we do to deserve such a treat? Love it mate. You raise some valid points mate. Weather you like it or not you are a bit of a celebrity now mate. What you say will carry weight with the people who watch your videos for better or worse. Just be yourself and disregard the negative wasters out there.

[@XclusiveAaron]

I actually work in a BP Connect M&S Simply Food store and I'll agree with you, it is cold as hell, I work in 3 different stores in Essex too! People have mentioned it but its like that to preserve stock better apparently not that I'd think it would make a difference. Also we are not told to have conversations with the customers but yeah lol some people in some stores do just chat random shit to everyone haha - and at the end of it all, M&S is lovely but it costs a hell of a lot

[@adamh986]

To reveal the scallops. Even 7 years on watching all these back they are the best content out there - 2023

[@NoVacancies]

I have no idea why but whenever you insult someone I can't stop laughing for at least 10 minutes XD

[@Mikolaj_u]

Moral: Don't say things that offend other people for no reason. Live and let live. Simple.

[@thejakey46]

The 60fps on these videos make it seem like its in fast forward, might just be me though.

[@tommyle6716]

you need to post more often i love these videos

[@frzen]

there is a mass of over-offended people dictating what creative people can or can't do. Everything seems to be rated in an instant now as either being fully kosher or completely racist / sexist / unPC and deserving of pitchforks. As the old adage says; if someone has fun camping in the woods but nobody takes an instagram picture, did they really have fun? Videos might as well have 'this offended me' or 'this didn't offend me', buttons. Where the videos suitable for the widest audience rise to the top.

[@AnTyx]

What's that lip spoiler you've got for the bubble screen there?

[@Lilly-od7nu]

The way you described your seafood linguini had me dying XD

[@defjam213]

Loving the jizzplosion of videos these past couple of days Baron. What year is the gsxr 1000 you are riding in this video?

[@assassin72]

Man Barons been on an uploading streak.

[@thebaracuda]

M&S are quite shit when it comes to teas in their café. there was something where an old couple wanted another teabag in their pot of tea and M&S charged them for a whole new pot of tea.

[@cjwagner]

You're on a roll, BvG. Keep the vids coming. I like your stance on a lot of things. I heard about that pill issue. Kinda like the whole thing about the BringBackOurGirls thing back last year. Our troops were almost tweeted in to combat. Ridiculous.

[@someenglishguy..]

4 videos in a week! Baron you spoil us!

[@TheMonkeyman2772]

do you live anywhere near Farnham common? because my Grandma and Grandad live there. Please reply so I can tell them David Williams has ridden past on his motorbike! (Joking)

[@AwareWolfOnWheels]

I once revealed my scollops to a lady cashier!

[@bugleberryfancam5820]

Hey Baron. I recently found your channel and love it. You've intrigued me with the Motorcycling world. So I think I want to get into it. But I don't know what makes one bike better than another, and what one is worth. I want to get my money's worth, but I don't know if I want to get an incredibly expensive nice one if I'm just starting out. Do you have any recommendations for a good bike for a good price?

[@wannabewolverine4203]

Hey Baron habe you heard about the "Slow down for my horse campaign"

[@TheIrishHooligan]

Anyday I wake up and there's a new baron video is a damn good day

[@Blindingsun]

Hey Baron love your vids... what do you use to edit if I might ask?

[@SKBKER]

Nice to see you still stop in the ASL !!! Footage of law breaking...nice !!!

[@DrivingForcePower]

Loving the content uploads lately

[@JuliusReedRPGFanboy]

People like to exercise there right to protest but not to think.

[@fishy8888]

I'm at the point now where I live by this: If anyone who is easily offended deserves to be offended.

[@StuartOBrien]

Oh you've gotto do more of these hilarious helmet/fuel induced social commentaries - brilliant. Many comedic moments! classic!

[@M8ICU4EVER]

Is it me or is the FPS of the Videos has been improved ?

[@vibz123rulez]

Baron lives in Putney/Barnes?

[@RobertKwolek]

"he without sin cast the first stone" A video a day, I could get used to this.

[@slinkyjo]

Hey Baron, what gloves are you wearing in this video?

[@wody21]

Nah that was an awesome video from BvG! Thx for sharing your (really valuable) thoughts! Keep it up the gr8 work.

[@yorkieinthemill]

Liking the 60fps, Baron!

[@cameronmilne3590]

The new M&S deli counters are great, love the shell fish meal they do. Highly recommended, glad two family members work for them and have added me to their 20% of discount scheme!

[@alexharringtonmusic]

3 videos in a row! What is this madness!

[@Ryallo606]

What camera is that ?!

[@StuHolland]

"To reveal the scallops" sounded SO Partridge

[@SEANRSDUFF]

Brilliant video. Love them!!

[@thestigsgermancousin4479]

ERMAHGERD i think i'm getting overdosed on Baron-Videos \*o*/

[@jidm19]

Well said, Baron. Well said. I really enjoy the philosophical rants that aren't aggressive. Keep it up.

[@SounderAU]

Sounds like old mate was fishing for an invite to dinner. Gotta agree with ya, though. I don't say anything online that I wouldn't say to someones face.

[@TheSenyai]

glad to see you posting again BG, I've missed you (in a very hetro way)

[@Zalonka]

***** I think we are all a bit guilty of it. The fact that there's a good chunk of people that do recognize this is pretty important in that of itself. Social media is popular and there's both the pros and cons. Yet many people are getting sick of of all this connectivity etc. It's actually incredibly refreshing to see. I notice it when I talk to younger kids. Many of which despise facebook and majority of do not have or want one. This opinion is also reflected towards the other big social media sites as well. At first I was like why not and now it's like good job kid! I sent you I believe two messages now saying it's nice to see the videos come back. I don't necessarily want videos like you use to make I just enjoy Baron videos!

[@prastikokhalifah2225]

song after the baron von intro?? anyone??

[@metalheadvlogs]

Social media can be a good powerful device to connect us all, but it also seems to bring out a lot of anger and this mob mentality we keep seeing. I saw a case recently where someone deliberately knocked a biker off. The mob mentality kicked in and not only was there a large amount of abuse towards the bloke in the lorry, but abuse against other staff members of the company he worked for. Quite frankly that part isn't on, it isn't the companies fault that one bad apple worked for them... Maybe this is because the internet can to many still be a case of anonymity where they can try to get away with this behaviour, but I doubt many of them would act like that in real life...

[@scottsheerins9485]

Baron you just made my day, you made me laugh so hard. Thank you!