Triforce! #18: Fat Man's Burger Limbo

[@TKTGalahad]

Gandalf literally does change his staff, and all his gear, after soloing the balrog boss in the Moria raid. 100% share of loot.

[@breaddboy]

'Fly You Fools' (Gandalf takes deep breath) 'LEROOOOOOOOOY'

[@enjoysilence4146]

+Thomaslawlet *fly you noobs

[@calenoreluchil2935]

Less of a raid and more of an ESCAPE!

[@trentb3148]

Fuck that was funny when Pyrion inadvertently described the Artifact Weapon system in Legion perfectly.

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

Pyrion was actually wrong. Gandalf DID level up and he DID get a set of new gear. After he killed the balrog

[@Wolfencreek]

nah he just transmogged

[@marachime]

he's an Admin. he's allowed.

[@Briggsey96]

He took on a raid boss by himself!

[@pepiphany]

I've changed my name in dedication to a new triforce, you can now call me 'Hugh Jorgasm"

[@ariel2089-k8w]

Was that sexual harassment!?

[@helmicide]

+Ariel Blacher-Rasheed DISGUSTING! DISGUSTING!

[@pepiphany]

+Ariel Blacher-Rasheed No but if that's what you're looking for I can always introduce you to my friend "'Hugh Mungus"

[@horseradish843]

Did you just sexually harass me?

[@pepiphany]

+Speedyjens too late, I've already introduced +Ariel Blancher-Rasheed to my good friend Hugh Mungus

[@7Leksu7]

The burger story at 50:20 really needs to be animated xD

[@fowlfables]

The entire podcast is full of great visuals. This would make a great cartoon series.

[@rumaddzero9100]

yep

[@smilezor]

7:50 im a bit late, but thats the best mum joke ive heard in ages

[@MickeySherbert]

McFigroll not as late as me

[@GamersBar]

yay my favourite, two old farts and a babby

[@Joshua619suffs]

Who's the baby? 😂

[@malo6378]

Lewis. How did you not get that? :DD

[@tylerl8165]

+Potato Skinz probably lewis

[@attecker]

you mean Two and a Half Men

[@malo6378]

attecker You mean the worst fucking show known to men....? :D

[@elio9974]

Fuck sake, Sips trying to describe what animals eat is the funniest shit I've heard in a minute.

[@MrRanstafle]

Holy shit Sips that mom joke killed me it was so awesome and natural

[@ashenone1996]

Jesus christ, that entire conversation about the garbage addicted sea gulls, that was fucking beautiful to listen to at 3am

[@Karl15247]

Damn Lewis trying to make the podcasts 1h instead of 1.5h

[@Rickzoor]

Gandalf literally gets a new staff...

[@bellenderjones7965]

Now I know why i love this so much. Its basically the Ricky Gervais podcast but there all Karl Pilkington.

[@YouLittleBrick]

PEACH PUNCH 4 tbsp caster sugar zest and juice 1½ lemon 750ml bottle rosé wine 150ml peach schnapps 1 peach , sliced 1⁄2 lemon , sliced ice cubes 1l bottle of soda water or tonic Heat the sugar with the lemon zest and 100ml water until the sugar dissolves. Cool, pour into a jug and add the wine, lemon juice and schnapps. When ready to serve add plenty of ice and the fruit and top up with the soda or tonic to taste.

[@thexulterius]

I like to believe these three talk like this everyday and every conversation between them is comedic gold and interesting.

[@ragnaroksbringer]

I know I'm way late to the party, but on the note of the "sticky note on the middle of the screen" conversation at around 9:00, that was a 100% legit tactic when doing S/LASO ([Solo] Legendary All Skulls On) runs in Halo. I remember I had some sticky notes that were half clear (where the adhesive was) and half colored, so I'd put the clear part dead on where my reticle was and with the neon pink part below it. For people who didn't play halo, the "skulls" were difficulty modifiers. Stuff like making bullets even less effective against shields than normal and energy weapons even less effective against flesh, or promoting all enemies to the next-highest rank. One of these skulls was "Blind", which completely removed the HUD. No ammo count, no crosshairs, no healthbar. Having a lot of free time to do shit like that was one of the best parts about being a kid.

[@OrionX700]

Well, it's an improvement over last episode: "40 minutes of old men perving out over Star Trek."

[@splinte111]

i love looking at their heads bobbing when they start to laugh. so fucking funny.

[@grossesTennis]

to me, the podcasts have always been the best thing Yogscast does, cause i can work alongside and have a good laugh

[@Togofla]

I live for TriForce updates!!

[@Soapstone_]

member the sea? member fish? I member! I member! member barnacles? I member! - member Berries

[@neoblaze_]

We definitely need Sips doing some sort of nature show. :D

[@psnLoneWulf14]

when a guy of pyrion's age describes something as "hip" i instantly have to question it lol

[@FarronTheDeuce]

is this the same sips that smelled a flower that one time and thought it was great? Wow what a turn around.

[@daggerdan12]

Aww yeah, love this podcast you magnificent bastards. Keep on keepin' on.

[@LucianoThePig]

THINK OF THE FUCKING BEES SIPS

[@dragon123975]

love this you guys need to advertise this more on the main channel to get more views i don't want these to stop ever!!

[@TDFF4]

Hugh mungus? TRIGGERED

[@mistersparkrle]

Hugh Janus?

[@pardus9688]

h3h3

[@Stretch2099V2]

Hugh jerection??

[@mistersparkrle]

+MrStretch2008 Hugh Jeego?!

[@Stretch2099V2]

+mistersparkrle Hugh Jegaper?

[@totallycarbon2106]

TriForce Tour Bus! I would pay to watch that.

[@transorm987]

those "wasps" are actually horntails which do impact eat grass

[@transorm987]

also wasps when adults eat nectar and hunt when young they are NOT carrion eaters

[@pyrionflax]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp#Diet

[@donny3747]

+Pyrion Flax hey, it's pyrion flax

[@PinkyDash1]

+Pyrion Flax Wikipedia? You have unreliable sources Pyrion.

[@joshyboy82]

Are you going to buy a book on wasps? Wikipedia can no longer be edited by randos, and the online sources it references are the sources you would come up with in an individual search. The "Wikipedia is so unreliable" argument is pretty stale. Like Pflax, I come from a time that if you wanted knowledge, you had to pay for it, even if it was a Encyclopedia CD-Rom in the bargain bin. It never updated. Wikipedia changed how people were able to get knowledge.

[@2RandAmGuys]

They're gonna run out of colours eventually.

[@kaptaintemo7498]

they repeat colors.....

[@kaptaintemo7498]

they repeat colors.....

[@yantivity956]

You repeat comments...

[@67518isaking]

ya legit 1 and 17 is the same

[@67518isaking]

knda and sow is 11 and 19

[@Fredreegz]

I live on the coast in Brighton and can confirm, seagulls are scum of the air. Would wake me up constantly by screaming outside my window as they ate through my bins.

[@rdizzy1]

There is actually a species of wasp called a grass carrying wasp, and although they don't eat it, they are known to tear it out, fly away with it and use it to make nests

[@Yasha277]

I played Legion for like 3 months before I finally got burnt out. For the first time in a while I was able to take a break from the game without a bad taste in my mouth. I left with a feeling of "That was great, I'll come back later and hopefully experience more of that fun.". I've heard great things about the patches since I left, as well, so I look forward to that.

[@nathan4873]

Does anybody else just read comments while simultaneously listening to Pyrion, Lewis and Sips?

[@jimimardlin8697]

literally doing that now 😂😂

[@nathan4873]

+jimi Mardlin xD

[@TheTomster333]

Damn that roast Sips 7:45

[@1mikerider]

Another triforce podcast! Yessss!

[@tomcohen117117]

i would defo pay to see triforce live

[@lucasejm3047]

May 2009, last game of the season, playing the pikey Margate U.9's for the East Kent Youth League Divison 2. Did the mugs 2-1, literally the best moment of my life so far lol.

[@RmosDtC]

Do they still have the Wimpey on the seafront in Margate?

[@RufusOmega]

"The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result" Yes, we've all seen Sips playing Hotline Miami.

[@Spartan2Orion]

"Dalaran, that sounds like a good zone!" xD

[@whoviarch1706]

I don't think I have ever actually laughed out loud listening to one of these... but by god, this episode was hilarious

[@Lokipooter]

Margate sounds like the episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia when they go to the Jersey shore.

[@indyjacob4597]

My Stepdad played WoW for a long time, and loved the Lich King addon.

[@7Leksu7]

Just what I needed in the background for my evening gaming session :D

[@Ommfgcool]

For a moment I thought I was listening to the Ricky Gervais show when Sips was going on about the wasps and seagulls and whatnot.

[@sulanoji]

WHAT A CLASS-HALL!!!!

[@FriendlyKat]

"I'll be your sugar daddy." - Lewis Brindley 2016

[@TheFluffybear7]

At 38:00 you cAn hear a steam invite sound

[@morenalolita2009]

I was so surprised to hear about Margate, that's my hometown

[@gentlemanvontweed7147]

Today I learned that a trackpad and touchpad are two different things.

[@clonebanana]

Sips I believe you have dirt dobbers. They're generally docile as long as you don't mess with their nest.

[@minislag]

Did sips ever put his flower beds back in?

[@joneswhite2309]

wish these were longer

[@Jaffl3]

Thoughts about Margate from a resident: - Yeah, it is pretty shit - Pretty much all of the surrounding towns are nicer (Broadstairs, Ramsgate, Westgate) - There's another casino at Westwood which is much nicer than the one in Margate (5-10 minute drive away) - The beaches are just about the best thing about living here - Still don't want to live here

[@mybrickhead]

Thank god, something to listen to while I'm stuck in this 32 degree classroom...

[@watnn7855]

we need a sips nature documentary animation

[@Llink9126]

oh yeah, I'm so ready for this tank tour!

[@jimimardlin8697]

in college with a 3 hour lunch thank you guys for making me laugh through this very boring time

[@everythinggamingnow]

Ayyy whitstable is my hometown!! It's alright in the summer but a bit shit in winter

[@archietutt1110]

Ayy Herne Bayer here.

[@everythinggamingnow]

Archie Tutt ayyy I actually live in herne bay at the moment but lived in whitstable for ages

[@johnmorgan5850]

Sips has changed from the days of smelling flowers; now he's turfing all over them

[@DerKlownstein]

7:15 has Lewis seen a Neil Breen film?

[@exelsisxax]

Pyrion is entirely right that those flowerbeds aren't coming back.

[@TheSarcasmSentiment]

No! Not even an hour again. You're killin me guys! I need my triforce fix yo! I'm itchin

[@jacobcrooks7855]

@ 6:56 Is this a build-up to a fondling joke, or is Lewis experiencing a genuine Freud moment?

[@jacobcrooks7855]

Also, @ 7:50, devastating burn by...THE MUTHA-FUCKIN SIPS-MEISTER. I think Lewis might have needed some aloe vera.

[@SkeletonInATrenchCoat]

I literally lost it when Sips started ranting about Seagulls! The fact is, its all true.

[@Denisowator]

I love to listen to these when playing minecraft or coding. :) Although when coding, I do occasionally type in " var Jaffa = 'yumyum' ". xD

[@HighConCannibal]

i cant fucking belive im not the only one who burned my mac. I had one of those where you could pull the screen and.. well.. a candle was under it..

[@benjenmarion6657]

Please don't judge Kent by Margate. Thanet is the rough part of Kent, in general but jeesus is Margate bad.

[@SherioCheers]

Love the Podcast!

[@chaoticjexak]

as someone who plays yugioh, I can say that some day fireball will be rendered obsolete. just like how mst is basically replaced by twin twisters.

[@Cube3830]

44:28 sips has not seen the true power of father hub

[@epicgizmo5565]

wheres the yogpod ?? D:

[@omenpl29]

WOW WOW WOW! SIPS DID AN ACCENT!

[@billyjenkins6977]

I do that with the scout in csgo. I always land the dank no scopes. and now with the super precise awp trick in getting reported on the daily.

[@theeldergamers2000]

YOU'RE BACK

[@brandoncalder7585]

I am with you Pyrion.

[@breaddboy]

we need a ozzy man reviews style video only with sips.

[@justinfirefox9984]

YESSSSSSS I FUCKING LOVE THIS SERIES

[@MrAntieMatter]

Didn't show up in my sub box, luckily I happened to check!

[@matthewbartlett9222]

1:42 Welp... We all know the reddit page where that quote is going, Lewis.

[@whocares7489]

go back to an hour and a half, they were good times

[@sxstrngsamurai13]

omg...best episode, haven't laughed this hard in a while!

[@A_Simple_Slug]

this episode feels like a Karls Diary bit out of the Ricky Gervais Show

[@kittydoom6910]

Two and a Half Dad's is back!

[@Ramiell777]

pyrions exact description of the legion legendary weapon holy shit

[@Ramiell777]

also literally all he says is I'm bad at a game and I didn't bother at all to understand it waaaaaaah

[@TonyBIndie]

gotta agree with Pyrion on loot systems. I hate loot systems with endless amounts of generic loot with slightly better numbers. Interestingly enough, Pyrion if you read this, Mass effect 3 multiplayer has a really unique loot system where you essentially can level up the weapons you're using if you like that weapon. I'd love to see more loot systems like that.

[@zebocrab]

"Sip Nature Hour"

[@MrDavrob]

good part 39:19

[@DamienFatePlays]

You guys kill me. Thanks

[@mynameisjongreen]

Hi, my name is Jai Gantic

[@wyattrowe8396]

Hugh Mungus

[@lukaspelling2386]

I am the Lorflax I speak for the Bees.

[@stalhein62]

I can summarise Blackpool beach in one phrase: a seagull eating a used condom.

[@chezzleberryful]

I LOVE that deus ex mankind divided is now deus ex 'the new one'

[@monocheeze1358]

when they talk about how funny using a trackpad in a Dota League would be all I could think of was the League of Legends player "Kerp" who uses a trackball in League games.

[@thatguy6919]

2:50 its possible for a man to go impotent after having a child.

[@ToastyRoland]

Such good banter when they finally get passed talking about WoW. Cheers scrub lords.

[@eShankes]

Love you guys

[@Ty6260]

I've actually got a Logitech rollerball M570 mouse and It's THE best mouse I've ever owned once I got used to it, for casual and gaming use. I have 4 of them now lol. I can go anywhere without a mousepad, it's wireless, the control is precise and sensitivity is configurable. It's great for laptops and desktops. I highly recommend getting one if you think you can get used to using your thumb instead of dragging. You really won't regret it.