Triforce! #21 - What Happened to Robert Redford?

Robert Redford has some indecent proposals for the guys! We're also back with our Homebrew Sci-Fi segment of the podcast with Bodega Part Dos!
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[@stuffandthat157]

Pyrion sounds so smitten when talk about his wife puking. That's true love right there.

[@baronultrapoor1255]

i smell a fetish

[@RobbyGAMEZ]

Nah mate, thats just vomit you're smelling

[@baronultrapoor1255]

fair enough XD

[@tomlucas8640]

Bodega is FUCKING amazing! Keep it up. And then publish it as a book! Cause I'd buy it :D

[@Scio_]

It'll have to be an audiobook though, read by Pyrion of course, regardless of the author.

[@XxXxepicnesssXxXx]

Sayantan Chaudhuri is

[@VentureFilmsJake]

r/BodegaHomebrew is where it's at mate

[@Rymontp]

I hope you did haha

[@grexjr1420]

Sip's sneezes sounds like he just executed the perfect Karate move.

[@unclesleven7256]

Thank goodness, I think this podcast is rivaling the old yogpods in terms of quality.

[@johnmorgan5850]

Sips is actually really knowledgeable on the Mafia

[@dylanb3283]

Well duh, he has Two-Times reporting all the news to him - two times.

[@yilmaz1275]

Can we please have Triforce Live for the jingle jam?

[@mukina]

OH MY GOD! SO MUCH YES!

[@VentureFilmsJake]

what we really need is a Bodega subreddit. that way we can have all the Bodega content from everyone, all in one place. And a clear distinction between the pyrion official content and all the other stuff

[@KaiWolf18]

Make it

[@VentureFilmsJake]

it's r/BodegaHomebrew if you didn't find it already. I didn't make it btw

[@trident1125]

Just what I needed to have in the background in Mount & Blade

[@daggerdan12]

Wow, I'm also playing mount and blade. I'd say it's a coincidence, but CSI has taught me not to believe in them.

[@EpikGamz]

Everything is meant to happen..

[@reganlammas]

wtf, I'm playing it too

[@nickjohnson8537]

I love the acok mod

[@condor2347]

Nord invasion grinding out to this

[@SubBrief]

Just started the pod cast, but in America we add sulfur dioxide to Natural Gas piped to homes so make it easier to detect leaks. Hope you are just kidding about the 'egg smell' because it might be Natural Gas.

[@pleb3661]

I think he was referencing Avatar the Last Airbender. Or not, he might not be a weeb

[@pleb3661]

oh, cool

[@pleb3661]

I'm joking, it's a thing here on the interwebs. The joke is that anybody that watches anime is a weeaboo. I watch anime too. Oh and yes it is a luaghing matter to me, try not to get so triggered.

[@aidanscovers]

I'm confident it is the same in other countries I'm not aware of any other compound they could add to make a different smell or to alert of a gas leak. He might want to check himself before he hwrecks himself

[@pleb3661]

Who the fuck are you to "dismiss" me? You came off as an anime fan, considering that you got triggered by me saying ATLA fans are weebs, now your swinging around calling them "gay little cartoons" Get the fuck out of here before you start saying even stupider shit.

[@Hosio]

45:40 Bodega Part Dos.

[@ashenone1996]

Scrolled down to find this, re watching all the BODEGA.....segments, the world needs more people like you, you are the real MvP

[@Hosio]

I was looking for it myself and when I didn't find it, well I had to do the right thing!

[@ashenone1996]

***** Haha you have saved lives!

[@sirkadabra]

Thank you!!

[@Xanias00]

These are the stories that Pyrion's kids will be telling in therapy.

[@torii4357]

I guess working in a biscuit factory would be a pretty crumby job.

[@kazzar831]

I think what Bodega is going to need soon is a consistent antagonist. I'm imagining that a few episodes down the way, a survivor from Part II is going to be looking for revenge, and create this whole new plot line.

[@enormhi]

I have an idea, whenever you guys are doing a roleplay session again, how about doing it in the Bodega universe, starring Pyrion as Bodega of course!

[@henryvonfire6120]

M. Phelps literally converts food into gold. He's the philosopher's stone

[@christiandiderik8326]

Hot damn, that mafia convo was luscious.

[@tforceraven]

I'm picturing Danny Trejo as Bodega for some reason.

[@matthewleighton6]

You just made my day. I need that live action adaption in my life, or even animated adaption. He'd probably be down for it, actually.

[@ChiChi-qf4hp]

i'm picturing spike from cowboy bebop mixed with guts from berserk

[@ashenone1996]

That's a fucking fantastic image, possible others i'd like to see portray Bodega on film: Bruce Willis Arnold Schwarzeneggar Nic Cage (obviously) Paul Cranston Paul McCartney Me

[@countgrishnakh6621]

I'm not

[@UltimateGames247]

We need Bodega trading cards!

[@mukina]

This totally needs to be a thing

[@GamersBar]

does anyone remember lewis's story from one of the early podcasts , i still semi remember his description of the bar over the river before the battle , that was a really good story.

[@drakenye2640]

The last watch i think it was called

[@Cdgaming4U]

Ah fuck, I forgot about The Last Watch! Lewis should start writing stories as well if he can make it on the same level of quality as that.

[@lukaserickson9739]

This has to be my favorite Triforce episode by far; Bodega is so fricken good.

[@Pyroish]

"I'm gonna buy you guys playstations" Buys loads of PS2s

[@codiushmaximush7477]

fingers crossed for bodega animations

[@EpikGamz]

Bodega is love, bodega is life.

[@theeutecticpoint]

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"

[@ManicMiner6]

After watching hours of filthy frank, this is a great way to escape

[@ManicMiner6]

Knew somebody was. :}

[@tecnicstudios]

welcome to mature E rated content, talking about poop n shit

[@ManicMiner6]

:P

[@jacobmorales2353]

17, never had chicken pox

[@drakenye2640]

you live in America? kids don't get it here anymore, everyone is vaccinated against it

[@jacobmorales2353]

of course I live in the best country in the world

[@drakenye2640]

I was listening to this like how the fuck are their kids getting chickenpox. Guess it just isn't vaccinated for in Europe

[@ShyDragoness]

I didnt get many vaccinations as my grandmother was killed by a vaccination that was meant to save her life :/

[@piccalele]

poor fella

[@tristanrast246]

Mmmmm yessss. Better than watching Ellen in the Dentists' waiting room

[@inger2327]

Tristan Rast you don't like Ellen?

[@tristanrast246]

No, it's so cringey omg

[@rgriggs98]

Trenton knows whats up

[@tristanrast246]

rgriggs98 Ur boi Kristen's gotchu fam.

[@ogmog]

I totally agree with Traston here.

[@kebblinka]

But can bodega truly be a buddhist

[@JohnSmith-ie8ir]

To answer your question: '''Shanaynay''.

[@piccalele]

DOO DU DOOOO

[@macblob7384]

it's doo do du doooo

[@baronultrapoor1255]

now go and clean your bowl.

[@Kyoko1]

BUDDHEGA

[@Hunterr748]

the adventures of bodega continue. tune in next time same yog-time same yog-channel

[@HumanSquishy]

33:00 Just timestamping the 2 minutes that crack me up for future reference when I return :D

[@foreng3095]

Bodega's vape is what destroyers use in World of Warships, apparently.

[@godzephose]

This podcast is one of the best things I watch on youtube.

[@Ahkmedren]

Bodega starts at 45:30!

[@NappaSaiyanGames]

Can we get a Bodega sub redit? Where we can have the whole Bodegaverse?

[@thetrashman5381]

That's hilarious, the minute Flax was saying that I was thinking "Better Call Saul", and then Sips says it XD

[@duuet5614]

bodega is better than isrephel

[@LucianoThePig]

Who would win in a fight?!

[@do0rkn0b]

green eggs and ham was better than israphel.

[@duuet5614]

true

[@Yasha277]

Israphel was only entertaining for 13 year olds.

[@xSuperiorManx]

Shadow of Israphel still is the greatest Minecraft-related thing to ever happen.

[@greyforge27]

I was feeling nauseated before I started this podcast today. little did I know what was in store hahaha

[@Yasha277]

The Bodega stuff is such a mix of actual writing and self-aware stupidity in such good proportions, I love it.

[@Boomboy2555]

"You know I'm think'n premium bonds." The whole conversation made me laugh my ass off.

[@MastertheFun]

Reading it waaaay to fast, feels like trying to get it over with than enjoy it.

[@thexulterius]

Bodega is one of my new favourites

[@Alexfroggg]

They really need to animate these Bodega shorts!

[@bog123]

I was only just getting round to watch the episode 20 as I haven't had chance to listen to that yet

[@TheSpacecraftX]

Yes we need a regular Bodega slot.

[@lemonlizard3831]

pyrion is really good at story telling, like a famous book writer

[@riikolisa7027]

I chose to listen to this while making breakfast... Hahaha what a mistake! I am so happy that Bodega is continuing! This podcast is great.

[@JustSimplyMatt]

I love the Bodega stories. More please!

[@Travmann777]

I love Sips Ottawa stories. I bus by that casino like every day.

[@OrionX700]

You mean you PORTAGE by that casino.

[@matthewbartlett9222]

I love the animation of Lewis when he laughs.

[@mightymot45]

I love Lewis' exasperated sigh at the end

[@tomawesomeface5552]

Those Bodega stories are just amazing

[@Hunterr748]

damn i really want to see the badass beginings of bodega

[@BlueFox99]

They predicted the Instagram egg at the start lol

[@izkash43]

Space winnebago, lmfao😂😂 flashbacks to Space Balls. This is obviously set in the Space Balls universe.

[@ajeffers310]

This is everything I want in a podcast, Bodega and 15 mins of talking about shit and sick.

[@TheTB1975]

Am i the only one that thinks on Bruce Campbell when PFlax reads Bodega?

[@synarchistcarcinogen4273]

Just had a lovely dinner. At 13 mins in I feel as though I may see it again. Though papa franku has taught me well. He's trained me to resist all sorts of 'stimulants' especially after the cake videos

[@branominal]

My barber is from Sicily and literally can't go home to visit because he's kinda in trouble with the mafia for leaving and starting a business in the UK

[@JamFunkTV]

this podcast is everything I need

[@deadllama266]

In FO4 there is a character in the Katia called Bobbi No-Nose. There is also a doctor called Forsythe.

[@268gam]

I imagine Bodega looks like stan smith from american dad

[@craww1990]

So ready for bodega

[@Ipoop7colors]

45:39 Bodega: part dos!

[@ryonkemp5980]

i feel like bodega is a warhammer thing....

[@Duscon0]

God damn I love Bodega.

[@raymondc9513]

Turps, Duncan, Sjin, and Martyn... if they were the Yogscast version of The Hangover I see them as such: Turps - Alan Duncan - Stu Sjin - Phil Martyn - Doug

[@SuperSockMonkey12345]

Is Sips talking about Road to Perdition? Good movie.

[@yantivity956]

pyrion is too good at mafia voices XD

[@DaxianPreston]

Chicken pocks were awesome!...I was twelve and I got two weeks off school. The Oklahoma City bombing had just happened so I watched the news the whole time.

[@jamiesharp4290]

Once I was so wiped out from vommitting and dihorrea that I crapped myself every time I vommited, then passed out for and hour, then got up to go again

[@craww1990]

FUCKING HELL! More BODEGA! Yep. I am pleased.

[@weedlordbonerhitler9614]

You bet your tight caved in baby face theirs more bodega

[@harvyhun]

finally something to listen while playing HOTS

[@toxic_cowZ]

Bodega is amazing if you made a book out of it i would pre-order that shit faster then a 9 year old pre-orders call of duty.

[@Silloki]

Just discovered that Spazzmatica Polka makes great backgrund music for these podcasts XD

[@Rymontp]

59:00 sure, the "final civ 5 game" lol

[@LucianoThePig]

I thought Bodega was a robot. Robots can still vape

[@lioooooooooooo]

Bodega should be an animated series.

[@GentlemanJolt]

Right on time!

[@CHRSS111]

"Excuse me miss, can we borrow your backpack for my wife here to puke in? Just remove anything you might value in there and she'll just fill it with todays food, thanks"

[@PacTheOne]

ill check out the iceman audiobook now ^-^ sounds like a bateman situation

[@johnstewart5153]

As a noble chicken farmer, I can confirm chickens don't pee

[@beardington3rd]

I love these so much!

[@nugster1]

Pyrion, I'm serious find a great illustrator and make a Bodega comic books series! Its that good!

[@SmellyBigFoot]

TRUE story about my one of my brother's friend. My oldest brother and three of his friends went to a state to visit it (I forgot which one exact) and after having fun there for a few days they were back in the airport, waiting for departure back here to California. One friend found a slot machine, either in a small casino in that airport or in a corner somewhere. He spent $50 playing it and once the time came to board the plane, he left the slot machine. A woman sat down, played it ONCE and she ended up winning something close to $10,000. My brother said that friend couldn't sleep for the few following days. I know why! I would too. >_>

[@TKTGalahad]

Lewis is my spirit animal

[@nitr0andmurder]

Mafia Dynasty was the book he was talking about

[@JCH979]

Oh man I really hope Sips plays Mafia III, Goddamn I need some Triforce! and Bodega merch!

[@cleary1492]

FYI - the reason vomit is so offensive to the nose. You vomit because your body thinks it has been poisoned in someway. So smelling vomit makes you gag because someone eles vomit means that they have been "poisoned" so your body thinks that you may also have been poisoned

[@kendokaaa]

I went to the casino Sips was talking about on new years eve

[@dr.iguanodon950]

hear you guys on trips

[@jrxlife]

I'm here in 2019. Trying to listen to this whilst eating. Mmmm

[@warrcoww6717]

God, I LOVE Bodega

[@sweetlolitaChii]

Guys, Bodega is already on Wikipedia on the 'refer to' section. XD

[@majorphysics3669]

I watched a guy come up to a roulette table at a casino (I only ever play 40 bucks too) and put like 2k on a whole bunch of numbers. Guess what happened. He one on one number, spread it all out again, rinse and repeat. Ended up leaving the table empty handed. I dont think he understood if he put more than 35x the amount on all the other numbers, you'd end up falling short lol.

[@sglyph]

"Do chickens pee?" Sips [Chris Lovasz] - 2016

[@benjaminnorton6368]

hahahaha, I would love for sips and pyrion's children to listen to this!

[@JD1611]

Pyrion used to live in Wimbledon, Simon used to live in Kingston, I might have seen them years ago and would never have realised. I don't know why I'm sharing this with you but hey what you gonna do? At least I didn't say it two times.

[@TranscendentalAirwaves]

Thanks sips, fucking eating eggs when he rolls into the puke story. lol

[@moahdakka6887]

I only did casinos one time. 50 bucks on my 21st. I cringed at each quarter I put into the machine. I shuddered every time I spent 5 bucks, that was a pack of smokes... I felt foolish and have never been back. Only took taking my money and getting nothing once for me to admit I was a rube. Glad I learned fairly cheap.

[@donny3747]

For some reason, I picture bodega as Mcree from Overwatch