Triforce! #36 - This Stupid Planet

Lewis, Sips and Pyrion are back for another Triforce! The discovery of Trappist-1 has led our guys on a massive science ramble which, of course, leads to Star Trek.
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[@victorchavez626]

Just say the numbers in Spanish. As a Spanish speaker, I give you a pass Pyrion. Best Bodega ever btw.

[@CJtheRad]

You mean, in "Spanish".

[@CoolRobbit]

Diechises is my favorite number. Twice as good as dieciocho.

[@ikman4006]

Blue King Bar de que mierda estas hablando?

[@jenssvensson6732]

Uno dos demás cerveza los bullos?

[@ricomarez7834]

cosign-o

[@xrecec]

Only 40 minutes? Really? I'm addicted, I need more!!!1

[@JoeS1ms]

Time for the best podcast of a generation...

[@solace7457]

hard to compare them, buuuuuuutttt........ i think its better

[@coppliable]

madness... just listened to YoGPoD 34 mommy bought me a troll and almosted died, i love the Triforce more then anything uploaded on a regular basis here on youtube, held together with a awesome format with the Bodega cherry on top. But the old YoGPoDs are pure gold, Simon's impressions are hilarious.

[@MrAntieMatter]

It's weird, even though Pyrion's triangle is almost the same as his previous one this one looks like he's perpetually sad, especially when he talks.

[@TheLivingShadow_]

It's the eyebrows. There's less of a tensed curve therefore denoting sadness instead of anger. You can test it on your own face.

[@P1ains]

Meanwhile I can feel the violent sexual energy radiating from Lewis' avatar

[@BodywiseMustard]

Definitely violent O_O But yeah, obviously the eyebrows^^

[@everyhandleistakendamnit]

thats because they are a state of mind lewis is anger sips is peace and pyrion is the confused listener

[@MlSHKlN]

#bringbackthebrow

[@cyburger7257]

Just got my Bodega t-shirt! IT'S SO FUCKING COOL

[@scvabhjzxkdsd]

Quasar Pulse same ATTACK OF THE TRIANGULOIDS

[@LxTrigo]

It's gotta be said, the chapter numeration is an integral part of Bodega so here's some pointers for proper pronunciation (considering how well you did from 1-10 just keep your previous wording): 16 diesiseis = d-s-e-seis 17 dieisiete = d-s-e-siete 18 diesiocho = d-s-e-ocho 19 diesinueve = d-s-e-nueve 20 veinte = vain-teh 21 veintiuno = vain-t-uno 22 veintidos = vain-t-dos 23 veintitres = vain-t-tres So on and so forth. I'll update when you're getting closer to 30. Cheers guys, always looking forward to Wednesday Triforce!

[@jenssvensson6732]

Tiene que ser dicho, la mala pronunciación es una parte integral de BODEGA.

[@GAPIntoTheGame]

dieciseis*, diecisiete*, dieciocho*, diecinueve*. Also, how you pronounce them depends on weather you're from spain or from latin-america

[@emilyc8958]

0:30 Didn't know Sips was clapping with his mouth. This explains a lot

[@Naaronn]

Sips, I have a dry throat from being sick right now and I really didn't need the "Spider Throat" story...

[@TrueMajesticGamingTMG]

Naaron Its actually because of ghost penis. That ghost is a very big fan of this podcast. He does it whilst saying "I have a very small penis". does that make you happy?

[@Naaronn]

But if his dick is small, as is mine, it wouldn't be all the way down my throat

[@ricecommander6151]

fucking loved the bodega

[@Denisowator]

"The tear rolled quickly across his forehead"... Across his, FOREHEAD?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS EYES?! xD

[@NixodCreations]

It was very windy, as Pyrion said.

[@Tim_Dervish]

Love you three nerds! Get well soon!

[@pieguy566]

When someone finds a planet made of diamonds, diamonds will be worth nothing

[@stradiff7150]

it rains diamonds on jupiter

[@drcool000009]

Or rather they'll be worth whatever the company that secures the planet prices them at, sure there will be a big supply for the demand, but if they just choose not to supply it all...

[@Mazurecki56]

Wiggle Wiggle there's a name for that. Artificial scarcity.

[@nicolasdiaz1542]

DEER GOD that's what debiers does

[@FoeReaper]

Diamonds are worth nothing yet people put prices on them, because they're shiny its stupid.

[@splinte111]

Imagine all those planets having different life. One day they might even do space battles with eachother or something.

[@tobypickles90]

Coherent sentences Lewis was able to form: 0

[@bensonweaver6803]

My favorite thing about Pyrion is how straightforward he is when talking about all the things that most people hold sacred.

[@CandyKoRn]

That's usually a sign of someone talking bullshit. Trump, anyone?

[@trmaline9272]

I had a rough day today and fell asleep right before the bodega. Going back and watching it, godamn it was the best bodega in a while. That was really good.

[@2bamboo4u]

I hope they write the book for bodega. It would be the nextgame of thrones

[@andrewlee1377]

love when you guys talk out of your assses. even when you dont know what your talking about.

[@cyburger7257]

loved the whole podcast guys, keep it up.

[@Jibsy31]

Wanted to comment on the space travel bit they talked about at the start so time to geek out a little about this so yeah. They are talking about travelling 39 light years to get to those potentially habitable planets but that would take about 780,000 years to get there on the fastest spaceship/probe we have ever built (New Horizons Space Probe) which travels at mach 47 or 36,373 mph. There are of course theoretical methods for getting there that may work but they have not even reached physical concept designs yet but they are things like crafts propelled by lasers and solar sails that might take about 5-20 dependant on the amount of radiation and light that you can sail with. Long story short however it may never be possible to go these sorts of distances in the time it takes us at the moment.

[@mayhem296]

He had the self assurance of a toddler, hands on hips etc. cracked me up. didn't stop laughing for about 5 mins. Had to pause the fucking vod.

[@schn3e]

Confirmed! Mars=Australia 2.0 SEND THE PRISONERS!

[@CybexLOL]

amazing bodega, I like that it was more poetic than the last one

[@Novaximus]

Data: "A 40 minute Yogpod is not standard protocol captain. My Tricorder readings show an unusual amount of methane on this frequency"

[@xo545]

I love staring at lewis in his triangle sit still for at least 15 minutes

[@brandoncalder7585]

I like how lewis is a scientist and pyrion is the one i find agreeable here.

[@spicyyy4234]

*lewis to viewers* "I have a small episode."

[@Icarus1234]

The music was sooo on queue. It was perfect

[@Mizayp]

You're right, Lewis, there's so much room on Earth we'd never need another planet for at least another couple hundred years, if we were to use all space available. HOWEVER. The Earth's dying. We as humans need to look for new planets because of this, and hope that we've learned a few things to keep the new planet safe and healthy.

[@danhale4090]

The point lewis makes about basing future projections on our current technology was dead on, you don't even have to go back 500 years. Even up until the 80's our science fiction never really pushed forward the idea of the internet as it is today. Back to the future still had people reading newspapers to get their information while driving their flying cars. As far as I know the amazing amount of information we can pull out of thin air with a tiny personal device was never really seen coming.

[@TKTGalahad]

I like how Sips' triangle, makes that clapping sound with his mouth

[@JustSmurfinAround]

I love that lewis said it would take hundreds of years to get to the trappist system, with current technology it would take over 800,000 years to reach 39 light years

[@nertcher1563]

JustSmurfinAround yeah, so HUNDREDS of thousands of years ;)

[@Fredreegz]

Not 800,000, I've read that it would take 1.5 million.

[@krosmar497]

5mins and already a dislike? what's up with this stupid planet??

[@moshimoshi36]

Krosmar they will probably stereotype a group of people im guessing haha

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

bots

[@Tom_Blue222]

Blame Quasar Pulse

[@MrJoBilly]

Well, you could also say the same for people liking it prematurely

[@fatherofwar1203]

Krosmar "I did a meme dislike. HATE ME" Found your problem. xD

[@JustSimplyMatt]

I never picture Bodega with a southern accent. I always think of him as having a voice like a young Clint Eastwood

[@rawar2010]

the Bodega was awesome! blast from the past

[@GeneralNachos]

Omg that ending to Bodega deserves 100k likes

[@osmiphos9061]

I got a talk from one of the Scientists who discovered the new planets, they reckoned (even though 37000 light years is miniscule compared to the size of the universe) it would take around 100,000 years with our current technology to travel there

[@sxstrngsamurai13]

So glad to get my weekly dose of the boys and Bodega!

[@mrslimtar]

Another Great Bodega Pyrion, loving a good ol' Triforce

[@Tom_Blue222]

I don't get the appeal for bodega I don't like it at all

[@TheGameSorcerer]

cyber maze but… how

[@flexmech]

Reaching the 7 recently discovered planets would be so vastly expensive and it is currently generations away from being technologically possible (if ever). Voyager 1 launched in 1977 taking advantage of a special alignment in the planets causing it to zip out of solar system at great speed..... in 40,000 years it will still be 1.6 lightyears from the nearest star in that direction.

[@_Poge_]

By far sips is my favorite, most likely because I watch his content the most.

[@totothedoggo]

"39 light years is nothing" ... only like 229,266,389,554,161 Miles away - so like a corner shop then

[@samerelias5318]

That Bodega was fantastic! Love it

[@kjb434]

Ok, so I just love Sips and Flax more when they talk about their kids. Just shows you how cool these dads are. You know they are silly and fun, but they love their kids. Somehow that just gets to me. Oh, and Lewis, just sit back and appreciate the free life lessons.

[@Meng10993145]

Pflax said star wars instead of star trek at 26mins lolz. Anyways love this show as usual.

[@jackwoodbury2373]

I'm pretty sure we've found a diamond planet. The problem is that when diamonds are more common than dirt, diamonds become less valuable than dirt. What will truly be valuable is a planet made of rocket fuel.

[@1EDSEL3]

"if we found one that was 1 lightyear away, that would be insane" - pyrion .... how about proxima centauri b.... 4,2 lightyears (proxima centauri is our closest neighbor)... also voyager 1 has left our solar system... a bit at least... but i guess pyrion means actual people

[@Delsoonbye02]

we cant even get to mars... why is everyone so hype for these planets that are 40 light years away? lol

[@davidk7439]

Proximuhtyz HD To answer your question, extending the life of the human race, and potentially past the life of our own solar system.

[@amhraf5096]

That doesn't answer his question

[@wertyline806]

Mars is shit, but those other planets might have aliens.

[@theNick256]

Proximuhtyz HD We can get to mars. We've sent things to mars. We'll send more to mars.

[@inkweary3664]

Werty Line Also, all we know about those planets is that 3 of them are in the habitable zone, so could have liquid water on their surface. However, because the star is a red dwarf, the planets are closer, but this means that the planets may orbit more slowly to a point that half of the planet will be facing the star all the time, similar to the moon. This means the only part of the planet actually habitable would be the horizon, living in a constant dusk.

[@xhackzorleetx]

Bodega is actually getting amazing

[@sam23696]

"We might not need to colonise anyway" And there's the Lewis that I hate to balance the times he is entertaining. I'm not sure why he *always* goes for the contrarian view point but colonisation is going to be critical for the continued survival for our species. We need to use this homeworld entirely, strip mine it if we have to, in order to expand to multiple planets. Once that planet starts producing on it's own and expand it's industry our race will suddenly be capable of so much more. His contrarian view where we need to "fix our own problems here first" is a pet peeve of mine. Not only can we do *both* anyway, but the realist view point is that 6 billion of us are expendable in the face of colonisation. We don't need to fix our problems here until we have the time to waste turning Earth into a garden at the core of an interstellar society.

[@luker.6967]

39 lightyears away is an impossible distance currently.

[@mithrandireichner2667]

i know how wrong their spanish is but i still love it keep it going guys

[@grelymolycremp7838]

I need to go to those planets now. Warp 10!

[@mrspark5784]

i loved that Bodega, good job pyrion

[@stijnhamming3167]

Playing Hearthstone while listening to this: 'the best life, the only life'.

[@nertcher1563]

Stijn Hamming spiiiiiike noooooo

[@Crashburn1313]

I love the idea this might be the only remnant of human civilization on earth and aliens find this just like 'Hahahaha what IDITOS'

[@motivationalmadness10]

GameSocietyPimps use the song played during the Bodega segment for their Fallout: NV intros. Funny.

[@cyburger7257]

28:03 Sips: 'Getting pinched in the butt really hurts!' Lewis: 'Yeah it really does!'

[@Denisowator]

"In Britain or in the UK".... yeeess..... *very slow nodding*.....

[@tforceraven]

Pyrion said Star Wars instead of Star Trek and I died inside

[@yetanothergamingfail]

there is a planet made of diamonds sips, they were saying if we mined only 1mm of the surface off of a quarter of the planet, it would be enough to crash the current diamond economy, this is a couple hundred light years away

[@BananananaGamer]

Holy shit that bodega was the best one yet.

[@jguitar151]

pyrion was wrong when he was talking about productivity decreasing over time. The overall productivity is still increasing just at a lower rate. We need another breakthrough in technology to increase any further in my opinion.

[@skillpure]

It will be so long before its possible for us to get to those planets that it wont even be humans at that point, itll be what we have evolved into.

[@themattenthehat]

I don't think Flax has any concept of how far 39 light years is, or how unrealistic traveling any significant fraction of the speed of light is. The fastest moving man made object ever (relative to the Sun) is the Juno probe, which is moving at about 70 km/s. Even if we could get a manned ship moving that fast in the right direction (which realistically, we probably couldn't because a manned ship would have to be MUCH more massive than Juno, and the only way we even got Juno going so fast was with a bunch of fortunate gravity assists, which may or may not be possible heading towards TRAPPIST-1)... Even if we could manage that, it would still take somewhere in the ballpark of 200,000 years. Humans as we are today appear to have evolved some 70,000 years ago, so it would take 2+ times longer than we have existed as a species to get there. Sure, on the cosmic scale 39 light years is essentially nothing, but on the human scale, its impossibly far.

[@evilpanda56]

if Spider-Man eats spiders for his powers then think about how Superman got his...

[@priamneville5899]

Troy lover of zed He ate the entirety of Dragon Ball Super.

[@joshbennett3611]

Troy lover of zed he ate soup?

[@arcane999]

One of the best Bodega's

[@blizzardsuprlizardkeehno9580]

the high light of my week, shortened by 40mins

[@selsig_dwp]

Maybe this idea isn't very common, maybe it is, but perhaps our planet isn't the only planet in the universe to inhabit humans.

[@UnderSecretary05]

Come for the Lewis, stay for the Sips Leave early bc the Pflax

[@diogocaetano6309]

There is a planet made out of diamonds... problem is that its gravitational pull is 15x the earth one.

[@katmaylee]

What an amazing Bodega!!

[@Terinije]

Please release a Bodega audio book when you're done with just the clips of you reading them in these videos with the reactions left on!

[@zamalin2]

17000 years it will take us to reach alpha century if we travel as fast as Juno Spacecraft

[@smiffulon8246]

I love how they got from tng to pinching butts

[@freakyskull516]

Sips is bodega's great great great great great grandfather.

[@Blackrain7070]

this is the best one yet

[@danielslater2001]

This was my fav bodega

[@vanilla-vortexakavanvorott8795]

I live in upstate new your and we gust got a terrible wind storm too it got so bad a train got derailed by the wind

[@henmasman]

fuck I love the bodegas... ever thought about a full book and accompanying audio books read by none other than Mr. flax. and a movie oh god yes a movie... or a TV show... just anything

[@flojho686]

Holy shit flax Bodega is really fucking good, keep up the great work.

[@Crashburn1313]

I love the idea this might be the only remnant of human civilization on earth and aliens find this just like 'Hahahaha what IDIOTS'

[@Xanthanarium]

that was a great Bodega

[@TytanTrollMiniatures]

When sips mentions storm dennis. 3 years prior

[@kynanplows1903]

They have already found a planet made of diamond

[@andydonovan7323]

being sick is no excuse next one better be 2 hours

[@NummerJeen]

I really love these podcasts, but can you guys invite Simon sometime? I miss the good ol' Simon podcasts. Anyway, keep up the good work lads!

[@jamietus1012]

the way we will explore other planets is obvious, stargates are real

[@nonuvurbeeznus795]

I think Lewis is wrong on the limit on human innovation. Everyone thought we'd invented everything in the Renaissance era. But we always keep innovating. We take the learning of our forefathers and build on it, and we can only go higher. I don't think there's a limit- we've blown away our own expectations before. I think that, relatively soon- perhaps in the next upcoming centuries, mankind will have another "20th Century" explosion of invention. From horse and buggies to faster than sound travel and several men on the moon- with Mars next on the list. It's only a matter of time before someone somewhere makes a breakthrough. We may not live to see it, but when I die I'll believe that humanity has not stagnated- it has not even reached it's peak yet.

[@haldrick4455]

I think he was more focusing on the point that we will build AI's that are just so advanced that they will be able to innovate at a rate which a human cannot.

[@axelharper9100]

my new favourite bodega....

[@RobM42]

There actually is a planet made of diamond just so you know. Was discovered not that long ago.

[@petica98]

building on water? let's call the dutch lads!

[@BONESTORM2501]

I left of somewhere around here. Glad to be back. So much content to listen to now. Amazing Edit: “captain, it’s not right for your dick and your balls to be fused together like that” Fukken lmao. Also I like the young bodega story. Pyrion truly has a way with words

[@ShadeOnTheUtube]

39 lightyears is 39 years, at the speed of light. Unless we were able to find out how to warp the fabric of space (not ftl) it would take centuries if not millennia to reach it with our tech. Even if we were to advance our tech by 50 or 100 years.

[@Exlaax]

i was hoping there would be a triforce today

[@ceyes00]

There is an Exo planet made of diamond

[@Runefangice1]

26:10 Star Wars? Don't they mean star trek :D

[@360H3ADSHOT]

Best bodega yet!

[@Spartan2Orion]

Best Bodega yet :D

[@maggotcoffiecake]

Amazing Bodega!