Triforce! #36 - This Stupid Planet

Lewis, Sips and Pyrion are back for another Triforce! The discovery of Trappist-1 has led our guys on a massive science ramble which, of course, leads to Star Trek.
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[@xrecec]

Only 40 minutes? Really? I'm addicted, I need more!!!1

[@victorchavez626]

Just say the numbers in Spanish. As a Spanish speaker, I give you a pass Pyrion. Best Bodega ever btw.

[@CJtheRad]

You mean, in "Spanish".

[@CoolRobbit]

Diechises is my favorite number. Twice as good as dieciocho.

[@ikman4006]

Blue King Bar de que mierda estas hablando?

[@jenssvensson6732]

Uno dos demás cerveza los bullos?

[@ricomarez7834]

cosign-o

[@JoeS1ms]

Time for the best podcast of a generation...

[@soloace7457]

hard to compare them, buuuuuuutttt........ i think its better

[@coppliable]

madness... just listened to YoGPoD 34 mommy bought me a troll and almosted died, i love the Triforce more then anything uploaded on a regular basis here on youtube, held together with a awesome format with the Bodega cherry on top. But the old YoGPoDs are pure gold, Simon's impressions are hilarious.

[@MrAntieMatter]

It's weird, even though Pyrion's triangle is almost the same as his previous one this one looks like he's perpetually sad, especially when he talks.

[@TheLivingShadow_]

It's the eyebrows. There's less of a tensed curve therefore denoting sadness instead of anger. You can test it on your own face.

[@P1ains]

Meanwhile I can feel the violent sexual energy radiating from Lewis' avatar

[@BodywiseMustard]

Definitely violent O_O But yeah, obviously the eyebrows^^

[@everyhandleistakendamnit]

thats because they are a state of mind lewis is anger sips is peace and pyrion is the confused listener

[@MlSHKlN]

#bringbackthebrow

[@trmaline9272]

I had a rough day today and fell asleep right before the bodega. Going back and watching it, godamn it was the best bodega in a while. That was really good.

[@emilyc8958]

0:30 Didn't know Sips was clapping with his mouth. This explains a lot

[@Tim_Dervish]

Love you three nerds! Get well soon!

[@xo545]

I love staring at lewis in his triangle sit still for at least 15 minutes

[@ricecommander6151]

fucking loved the bodega

[@Naaronn]

Sips, I have a dry throat from being sick right now and I really didn't need the "Spider Throat" story...

[@TrueMajesticGamingTMG]

Naaron Its actually because of ghost penis. That ghost is a very big fan of this podcast. He does it whilst saying "I have a very small penis". does that make you happy?

[@Naaronn]

But if his dick is small, as is mine, it wouldn't be all the way down my throat

[@bensonweaver6803]

My favorite thing about Pyrion is how straightforward he is when talking about all the things that most people hold sacred.

[@CandyKoRn]

That's usually a sign of someone talking bullshit. Trump, anyone?

[@cyburger7257]

Just got my Bodega t-shirt! IT'S SO FUCKING COOL

[@scvabhjzxkdsd]

Quasar Pulse same ATTACK OF THE TRIANGULOIDS

[@splinte111]

Imagine all those planets having different life. One day they might even do space battles with eachother or something.

[@Denisowator]

"The tear rolled quickly across his forehead"... Across his, FOREHEAD?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS EYES?! xD

[@NixodCreations]

It was very windy, as Pyrion said.

[@andrewlee1377]

love when you guys talk out of your assses. even when you dont know what your talking about.

[@cyburger7257]

loved the whole podcast guys, keep it up.

[@LxTrigo]

It's gotta be said, the chapter numeration is an integral part of Bodega so here's some pointers for proper pronunciation (considering how well you did from 1-10 just keep your previous wording): 16 diesiseis = d-s-e-seis 17 dieisiete = d-s-e-siete 18 diesiocho = d-s-e-ocho 19 diesinueve = d-s-e-nueve 20 veinte = vain-teh 21 veintiuno = vain-t-uno 22 veintidos = vain-t-dos 23 veintitres = vain-t-tres So on and so forth. I'll update when you're getting closer to 30. Cheers guys, always looking forward to Wednesday Triforce!

[@jenssvensson6732]

Tiene que ser dicho, la mala pronunciación es una parte integral de BODEGA.

[@GAPIntoTheGame]

dieciseis*, diecisiete*, dieciocho*, diecinueve*. Also, how you pronounce them depends on weather you're from spain or from latin-america

[@CybexLOL]

amazing bodega, I like that it was more poetic than the last one

[@sxstrngsamurai13]

So glad to get my weekly dose of the boys and Bodega!

[@TKTGalahad]

I like how Sips' triangle, makes that clapping sound with his mouth

[@mayhem296]

He had the self assurance of a toddler, hands on hips etc. cracked me up. didn't stop laughing for about 5 mins. Had to pause the fucking vod.

[@Icarus1234]

The music was sooo on queue. It was perfect

[@GeneralNachos]

Omg that ending to Bodega deserves 100k likes

[@pieguy566]

When someone finds a planet made of diamonds, diamonds will be worth nothing

[@stradiff7150]

it rains diamonds on jupiter

[@drcool000009]

Or rather they'll be worth whatever the company that secures the planet prices them at, sure there will be a big supply for the demand, but if they just choose not to supply it all...

[@Mazurecki56]

Wiggle Wiggle there's a name for that. Artificial scarcity.

[@nicolasdiaz1542]

DEER GOD that's what debiers does

[@FoeReaper]

Diamonds are worth nothing yet people put prices on them, because they're shiny its stupid.

[@rawar2010]

the Bodega was awesome! blast from the past

[@tobypickles90]

Coherent sentences Lewis was able to form: 0

[@mrslimtar]

Another Great Bodega Pyrion, loving a good ol' Triforce

[@Tom_Blue222]

I don't get the appeal for bodega I don't like it at all

[@TheGameSorcerer]

cyber maze but… how

[@brandoncalder7585]

I like how lewis is a scientist and pyrion is the one i find agreeable here.

[@xhackzorleetx]

Bodega is actually getting amazing

[@BananananaGamer]

Holy shit that bodega was the best one yet.

[@blizzardsuprlizardkeehno9580]

the high light of my week, shortened by 40mins

[@Meng10993145]

Pflax said star wars instead of star trek at 26mins lolz. Anyways love this show as usual.

[@mithrandireichner2667]

i know how wrong their spanish is but i still love it keep it going guys

[@mrspark5784]

i loved that Bodega, good job pyrion

[@JamesJSA]

I love that lewis said it would take hundreds of years to get to the trappist system, with current technology it would take over 800,000 years to reach 39 light years

[@nertcher1563]

JustSmurfinAround yeah, so HUNDREDS of thousands of years ;)

[@Fredreegz]

Not 800,000, I've read that it would take 1.5 million.

[@grelymolycremp7838]

I need to go to those planets now. Warp 10!

[@arcane999]

One of the best Bodega's

[@stijnhamming3167]

Playing Hearthstone while listening to this: 'the best life, the only life'.

[@nertcher1563]

Stijn Hamming spiiiiiike noooooo

[@HopliteDemon]

*lewis to viewers* "I have a small episode."

[@cyburger7257]

28:03 Sips: 'Getting pinched in the butt really hurts!' Lewis: 'Yeah it really does!'

[@_Poge_]

By far sips is my favorite, most likely because I watch his content the most.

[@katmaylee]

What an amazing Bodega!!

[@JustSimplyMatt]

I never picture Bodega with a southern accent. I always think of him as having a voice like a young Clint Eastwood

[@Jibsy31]

Wanted to comment on the space travel bit they talked about at the start so time to geek out a little about this so yeah. They are talking about travelling 39 light years to get to those potentially habitable planets but that would take about 780,000 years to get there on the fastest spaceship/probe we have ever built (New Horizons Space Probe) which travels at mach 47 or 36,373 mph. There are of course theoretical methods for getting there that may work but they have not even reached physical concept designs yet but they are things like crafts propelled by lasers and solar sails that might take about 5-20 dependant on the amount of radiation and light that you can sail with. Long story short however it may never be possible to go these sorts of distances in the time it takes us at the moment.

[@samerelias5318]

That Bodega was fantastic! Love it

[@Xanthanarium]

that was a great Bodega

[@2bamboo4u]

I hope they write the book for bodega. It would be the nextgame of thrones

[@Blackrain7070]

this is the best one yet

[@tforceraven]

Pyrion said Star Wars instead of Star Trek and I died inside

[@danielslater2001]

This was my fav bodega

[@Mizayp]

You're right, Lewis, there's so much room on Earth we'd never need another planet for at least another couple hundred years, if we were to use all space available. HOWEVER. The Earth's dying. We as humans need to look for new planets because of this, and hope that we've learned a few things to keep the new planet safe and healthy.

[@axelharper9100]

my new favourite bodega....

[@danhale4090]

The point lewis makes about basing future projections on our current technology was dead on, you don't even have to go back 500 years. Even up until the 80's our science fiction never really pushed forward the idea of the internet as it is today. Back to the future still had people reading newspapers to get their information while driving their flying cars. As far as I know the amazing amount of information we can pull out of thin air with a tiny personal device was never really seen coming.

[@freakyskull516]

Sips is bodega's great great great great great grandfather.

[@luker.6967]

39 lightyears away is an impossible distance currently.

[@Denisowator]

"In Britain or in the UK".... yeeess..... *very slow nodding*.....

[@Spartan2Orion]

Best Bodega yet :D

[@flojho686]

Holy shit flax Bodega is really fucking good, keep up the great work.

[@osmiphos]

I got a talk from one of the Scientists who discovered the new planets, they reckoned (even though 37000 light years is miniscule compared to the size of the universe) it would take around 100,000 years with our current technology to travel there

[@360H3ADSHOT]

Best bodega yet!

[@schn3e]

Confirmed! Mars=Australia 2.0 SEND THE PRISONERS!

[@totothedoggo]

"39 light years is nothing" ... only like 229,266,389,554,161 Miles away - so like a corner shop then

[@andydonovan7323]

being sick is no excuse next one better be 2 hours

[@Terinije]

Please release a Bodega audio book when you're done with just the clips of you reading them in these videos with the reactions left on!

[@Novaximus]

Data: "A 40 minute Yogpod is not standard protocol captain. My Tricorder readings show an unusual amount of methane on this frequency"

[@motivationalmadness10]

GameSocietyPimps use the song played during the Bodega segment for their Fallout: NV intros. Funny.

[@smiffulon8246]

I love how they got from tng to pinching butts

[@maggotcoffiecake]

Amazing Bodega!

[@skillpure]

It will be so long before its possible for us to get to those planets that it wont even be humans at that point, itll be what we have evolved into.

[@Crashburn1313]

I love the idea this might be the only remnant of human civilization on earth and aliens find this just like 'Hahahaha what IDITOS'

[@kjb434]

Ok, so I just love Sips and Flax more when they talk about their kids. Just shows you how cool these dads are. You know they are silly and fun, but they love their kids. Somehow that just gets to me. Oh, and Lewis, just sit back and appreciate the free life lessons.

[@Exlaax]

i was hoping there would be a triforce today

[@krosmar497]

5mins and already a dislike? what's up with this stupid planet??

[@moshimoshi36]

Krosmar they will probably stereotype a group of people im guessing haha

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

bots

[@Tom_Blue222]

Blame Quasar Pulse

[@MrJoBilly]

Well, you could also say the same for people liking it prematurely

[@fatherofwar1203]

Krosmar "I did a meme dislike. HATE ME" Found your problem. xD

[@jakedavey3495]

Best bodega by far

[@kynanplows1903]

They have already found a planet made of diamond

[@vanilla-vortexakavanvorott8795]

I live in upstate new your and we gust got a terrible wind storm too it got so bad a train got derailed by the wind

[@TytanTrollMiniatures]

When sips mentions storm dennis. 3 years prior

[@flexmech]

Reaching the 7 recently discovered planets would be so vastly expensive and it is currently generations away from being technologically possible (if ever). Voyager 1 launched in 1977 taking advantage of a special alignment in the planets causing it to zip out of solar system at great speed..... in 40,000 years it will still be 1.6 lightyears from the nearest star in that direction.

[@petica98]

building on water? let's call the dutch lads!

[@HAJICON]

Lewis has clearly been playing Factorio

[@eastwinddemon]

Y'all getting a like just for that sweet intro.

[@buzzthebuzzard5267]

Fucking awesome Bodega!! Burst out laughing at the end.

[@kristianj99]

triforce podcast best podcast

[@Gool349]

get well soon guys! :)

[@jackwoodbury2373]

I'm pretty sure we've found a diamond planet. The problem is that when diamonds are more common than dirt, diamonds become less valuable than dirt. What will truly be valuable is a planet made of rocket fuel.

[@selsig_dwp]

Maybe this idea isn't very common, maybe it is, but perhaps our planet isn't the only planet in the universe to inhabit humans.

[@kieranupshall4270]

Get well soon Lewis and super dad uno

[@zamalin2]

17000 years it will take us to reach alpha century if we travel as fast as Juno Spacecraft

[@jamietus1012]

the way we will explore other planets is obvious, stargates are real

[@Runefangice1]

26:10 Star Wars? Don't they mean star trek :D

[@sootythepiratequeen2904]

amazing work!

[@nikoterangiita9571]

oh a great Bodega

[@BONESTORM2501]

I left of somewhere around here. Glad to be back. So much content to listen to now. Amazing Edit: “captain, it’s not right for your dick and your balls to be fused together like that” Fukken lmao. Also I like the young bodega story. Pyrion truly has a way with words

[@yetanothergamingfail]

there is a planet made of diamonds sips, they were saying if we mined only 1mm of the surface off of a quarter of the planet, it would be enough to crash the current diamond economy, this is a couple hundred light years away

[@RVukovi]

best bodega ever

[@JeenDV]

I really love these podcasts, but can you guys invite Simon sometime? I miss the good ol' Simon podcasts. Anyway, keep up the good work lads!

[@UnderSecretary05]

Come for the Lewis, stay for the Sips Leave early bc the Pflax

[@Crashburn1313]

I love the idea this might be the only remnant of human civilization on earth and aliens find this just like 'Hahahaha what IDIOTS'

[@evilpanda56]

if Spider-Man eats spiders for his powers then think about how Superman got his...

[@priamneville5899]

Troy lover of zed He ate the entirety of Dragon Ball Super.

[@joshbennett3611]

Troy lover of zed he ate soup?

[@henmasman]

fuck I love the bodegas... ever thought about a full book and accompanying audio books read by none other than Mr. flax. and a movie oh god yes a movie... or a TV show... just anything