Triforce! #37 - Crash, Bang, Wallop, What a Podcast

Lewis is being inappropriate with Personal Trainers, Pyrion is loving Early Access and Sips is repairing his car. The Triforce Podcast is back!
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[@CorruptedCraft]

"Did you send a copy of those stats to Duncan? Because dude is spamming out MineCraft like there's no tommorow. like it's 2011" fucking dead

[@CorruptedCraft]

I think it's funnier given that the picture actually is several years old

[@5Andysalive]

They're doing quite good. So why would he stop? he could do some other stuff in between occasionally though.

[@shaetsu4045]

Any reasonable person would stop at this point, it's clear Minecraft is dying on KZbin. Go look at Duncan's socialblade, hes slowly losing subs. Clearly something isn't working.

[@Former_Halo_Fan]

Cipher Eterne He probably noticed people complaining about the lack of Minecraft on the main channel, saw something he could capitalize on, and then proceeded to overcompensate.

[@lonelynightm]

TFW people uses quotes, but don't timestamp them making them impossible to find.

[@jonask.5682]

9:41 Lewis: "Sometimes i meet people, i don't know if you ever do this" No. we don't, please enlighten us

[@Denisowator]

Your prof pic matches this perfectly. xD

[@greysquirrelinator]

r/thingslewissays

[@caseyhudson4929]

well when you leave out what he was just about to fucking say you can make anything sound stupid

[@BrokenOpalVideos]

He was being sarcastic

[@Mazurecki56]

Jonas Šlepikas So you do meet people that specifically seek you out because you're a popular owner of a huge gaming KZbin channel? Cool!

[@tobiasheatlie3707]

7 minutes in and i am nolonger worried about my social skills. YAY

[@matthewjeremy6887]

Tobias heatlie true dat

[@Kicksticks]

lmao couldn't be more accurate

[@jurriaandejongh8677]

"Go back to Brussels, you wanker!" I fucking love Flax!

[@pigpig252]

after that gym story I'm convinced Lewis is an alien with no idea about human interactions

[@benny802]

I just want to say a huge thank you to you Pyrion, Lewis and Sips for creating Triforce, It will always remain as my go-to and favourite podcast, I have listened to every podcast atleast over 5 times on each one I never get bored or tired of hearing them, i spent countless hours listening them to on my way to college, when i'm doing college work, when I'm at home, When i'm going to sleep, i enjoy every subject you talk, and the references you make from previous podcasts, even if it is an whole hour talking about shit, death, blacking out and Hitler, it's all great and hilarious to listen to, and the Bodega every week makes it much more exciting, Pyrion don't feel forced to write one every week and feel like you'll let us down, take your time it's your thing, and really can't wait to hopefully get a full release of it in book form, thanks for being there for me you three, keep it up!

[@jakeowens7990]

AGuyNamedBen same here man

[@FoeReaper]

Obession

[@FoeReaper]

forgot the s

[@michaelbrachais4751]

yeah its great to go to sleep to when you cant sleep

[@sndpklr]

Lewis is oozing with confidence in this one.

[@TarpeyO]

The Triforce podcast is just one by one showing how inept Lewis is at every part of life.

[@5Andysalive]

mhm. interesting thats hes a kinda well known youtuber with a kinda well doing business. You?

[@ConRayArt]

alright infinity - 2 then.

[@jerven325]

AnDay5zlebt wat

[@LightSabersftw]

Triforce podcast is my favorite thing on the internet right now. PFlax's bodega is great

[@MichaelangeloMacklin]

you know you watch a lot of Sips when you hear a story about his windshield wipers on stream AND on the Triforce.

[@beastmejster]

Pyrion swooping in with a cracking intro!

[@doleph1]

I love the banter on this podcast! Pyron is such an excellent story teller, and not just Bodega. The detail Mr. Flax puts into telling his life experiences is so fascinating!

[@Horrorz95]

Holy hell. Lewis is my spirit animal.

[@TheXManager1]

I cringed so hard at the gym story. I thought you were the sensible one Lewis!!

[@Mazurecki56]

Insidia I don't know if you listened to the old yogpods, but Lewis was the one to always screw around just for the hell of it, and Simon was the grumpy, more serious one

[@TheXManager1]

Yeah, it sounds like it was as awkward as Sipsgate XD

[@johnwhittington2998]

Insidia shit bro is that a Jojo picture

[@TheXManager1]

yepp

[@edstella]

Lewis has always done things just because. Don't let his impressive education and careers fool you. He has: Done Sipsgate, slammed doors when looking for an apartment and mortified the person showing him about, shook a man's hand at another apartment showing after he tucked his hand into his sleeve and let the guy shake his empty winter glove, and don't forget the times he wandered around Paris with Turps and Sips (sometimes in costume).

[@WaseemQamar]

I'm 23 and yogpod is my daily commute drug. work 9 hours a day behind a fucking desk, crunching numbers. I hate my job and yogpod is my happy drug. the yogpod triforce is the best. thank you!

[@bradenswanson5986]

these are the only reason I wake up on Wednesday

[@Julian-gw7pv]

Braden Swanson I never remember what day it is that they come out, I just always forget... (but after writing this I probably won't 😂)

[@Julian-gw7pv]

Braden Swanson oh we have the same profile picture 😅

[@bradenswanson5986]

Julian :D ha nice

[@alex57633]

You guys XD

[@Julian-gw7pv]

Alex White :P

[@VassoulaBlackKitty]

25 year old currently having her M.Sc in Medicinal Chemistry and THIS is my favourite podcast...this is one of the best episodes

[@cosmocutlass1987]

lewis keep up the cringey jokes and sips go electric all the way.

[@stephenchambers7507]

Hearing the thing about the average viewing age makes me feel even more young, as a 15 year old. I find it amazing how you guys can bring so many different people together!

[@Yasha277]

As a writer I've found myself extremely impressed with Flax's skills at creating these Bodega episodes. Without fail, they are each entertaining, well thought out, and always bring something new and interesting to the table so they never feel stale. The silliness is a perfect level of self-aware without being too heavy-handed. Each sentence he writes feels like it needs to exist to make the episode complete, there is no wasted space, and you can never predict what it will contain, but you know it will be great.

[@addictiveconduct]

This podcast is something I look forward to every week. I am 29 and I own my own computer and cell phone repair business. This and all podcasts that the yogscast produce keep me going as I work on projects throughout the week. At one point in my life I was in a very bad place. Yogscast was there to be more than entertainment but more as a friend to me. As I said before I own a business but I am extremely awkward and can barely function in public. Yogscast allows me to be me and helps me in knowing that I am not the only strange one out there. Thanks guys for being so fucking awesome!

[@addictiveconduct]

BTW Bodega is amazing!!!....also it means "cellar" in spanish...... so bodega means basement.....the more you know

[@mrelephant2283]

why isn't this the top comment?

[@KoishNoish]

holy shit I love these three just doing anything, whether it's games or just chatting I just fucking love listening to them

[@thisisgreg]

I really really really hope Sips gets that Zoe - Not sure about it being the Rolls-Royce of electric, but it is a damn fine car.

[@FlintTD]

For those interested, the diesel debacle is as follows: Diesel engines can be more efficient at burning fuel than petrol engines can, if you take the time to build them right, especially with large engines and especially if you don't rev the engine up and down a lot. That's why trains and ships use diesel engines, and backup generators use diesel engines. They're also easier to maintain in some respects, because they don't need spark plugs. They also get fantastic gas mileage with a turbocharger. Problem is, petrol engines are really good at revving up and down, which is great for daily driver cars and people hauling. Also, diesel engines have to be well-designed to get better gas mileage than petrol engines, and diesel fuel is more expensive because of how diesel engines work. Finally diesel engines have a tendency to pollute more than petrol engines. Recently, Volkswagen released a fleet of diesel cars which had engines that did not meet emissions standards. They all had to be recalled, and this reflected poorly on Volkswagen and diesel engines. Diesel engines aren't bad, but they got a temporarily bad reputation due to the Volkswagen recalls, since Volkswagen are leaders in automotive diesel.

[@moshimoshi36]

FlintTD adding to the last part, the company had hidden these emmition levels with fake tests

[@FlintTD]

Yes, yes they did.

[@kellenbailey7433]

Hands down the best intro this show has had so far

[@TheCleverADHDstudios]

I'm 18 and feel too old, but generally I think this podcast is pretty mature, I'm at college right now and there's something really comforting about listening to dads ramble

[@ryantrafton2085]

Lewis I don't care what sips says about you being unfunctional in society. Personally I love the fact that you said those things to your trainer. It is amazing

[@jude_the_apostle]

Ryan Trafton bit cringey.

[@goodshowmanythanks]

"That's the worst part of Early Access, you never get the whole fucking sandwich." Something-something Yogventures.

[@tomadamo3226]

I don't really watch the yogscast to watch games, I watch the yogscast to play it in the background and listen to you guys Lego talk

[@NeinDao]

im a 29 y/o technician and i listen to the yogpod! :D

[@TarinaxTheDestroyer]

I'm a 26 year old Dad and Water quality technician for the state and I also love you old bastards.

[@pigpig252]

I'm an old man. I've fallen and I can't get up. But it's alright, because I've got me ipod, and I'm listening to the yogpod

[@jakeowens7990]

I'm 13 :)

[@MlSHKlN]

i am michael mcdonald, and i listen to the triforce all day

[@theoharlow3022]

Ender_27 I'm 11 lol

[@blakejewell8742]

14:25 lewis and sips old man laugh.

[@MicouTheSlayer]

Whenever my friends ask what I'm watching ( when I'm watching triforce) I always say a I'm listening to 2 dad's and a 10 year old Lebanese child

[@juliassacre]

My advice for early access has always been: _Never_ buy early access for what has been promised. Only ever buy early access for _what is already there_.

[@johnonyoutube6914]

I'm 28, ive been watching you guys alot for a couple years. I work in security so i have a lot of down time at work and i spend time on youtube watchin yall. If i can't play video games at work the next best thing is to watch other people play. Came for the games, stayed for the people.

[@JTsavage7577]

The yogpod will end up like shadow of israphel... lost forever.

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

JTsavage salute our fallen series, it died silently but was never forgotten

[@MrStoneIV_]

I like their analysis of early access games. The interactive developer / gamer really makes games the best they can be.

[@ruan5474]

Fuck, if I were a dad I would want to take Pyrion and Sips out to a bar and just talk dad stuff. It would be amazing.

[@kurtbonisteel6098]

This is my first Triforce podcast and after Lewis's gym story I knew i'll be listening to more of these. This was hilarious! Also is Lewis normally this weird?

[@Dan1elAnthony]

I still remember when the yogvan crashed into that bin.

[@kayleekat146]

Daniel Anthony When did this happen? how did I miss this?

[@CRACKALACKASHANG]

It's gotta be said, back in like episode 2 or 3 brindly said "people who used to watch our minecraft videos now watch us as adults BC they just don't give a fuck anymore" that is so true 😂 yall are the best

[@zorlockthewarlock5961]

Pyrion's Ideal car is the Homer

[@ikeduley6361]

A published author once said “Nothing is an accident in literature. It’s included in the story for a reason.”

[@JordaneRichard]

Unfortunately Pyrion, the reason why modern cars have smaller windows is because of modern crash safety constraints, companies are required to have larger pillars between windows. This along with mandatory wheel airbags and overbody seatbelt systems were all a result of the early 90s economic cars.

[@idrinkyourmilkshake7715]

They absolutely need to do a animation of pflax as a car salesman please!

[@Wayward-Son]

Who else is re-listening to this after they brought it back up in 2021?

[@kragos6580]

How coincidental, I just read a book that had the word swole in it and I had to look it up. Thanks Pyrion for confirming what I thought it meant :)

[@simongosimon]

Lewis did you send those stats to duncan? Because dude is spamming out minecraft videos like its 2011

[@5Andysalive]

all above 100k.

[@caseyhudson4929]

i mean he nearly has 2 million subs, 100k really isnt that good

[@BottomBasher]

Yeah, but his other videos only get 20-40k views. Thats why he is dragging the series, its gonna keep going until sjin or lewis calls quits.

[@tomahan044]

it's great content tho, did not watch ozone but Lewis and Sjin make it right nice name simon

[@anonymus8876]

After 3 days of double shifts at work, this is just what I needed.

[@BeyondTilted]

Lewis no longer understands the barriers between real life and online social life those jokes are hilarious the internet but inappropriate in real life

[@scook6656]

Sips I am 26 and I still listen to you guys been a fan for years why do you think only children like you??? :(

[@keithpearson6350]

I'm a 36 year old engineer and I get a majority of my news and current events through this podcast.

[@Evitaschannel]

I have no idea why, but I thought Sips lived in NEW Jersey, in America. When Lewis said "You basically live in france, it's so close" And no onee laughed I got so confused

[@Sc0ts]

I'm surprised Sips didn't black out when he crashed, since that is his defence mechanism.

[@its_william380]

When you mentioned FTL, I instantly remembers how dank it was and I bought it.

[@asfand6904]

47:25 Wow sips really killed me there

[@VengD]

I'm about to hit 30... I still... Listen. I don't really watch much anymore tho. I just have their videos running in the background while I do other stuff. And then look over to see what they're laughing about :P

[@5Andysalive]

how dare you. when hitting 30 you gotta leave youtube, gaming and stuff. And sit on your couch, watch tv and get fat....

[@fiona9891]

Tegnet You filthy yogcasual. /s

[@Naturetoa]

I do get what Lewis was arguing about Early Access games, but I think that one thing that Early Access games are great at is preventing flops or deceptions (depending how you see it) like No Man's Sky. If that game was in Early Access, there's no way they would have made as much money and gotten away with it. Just a thought.

[@ohoo4168]

:( i even checked the video time to see if it was 3 hours long

[@Julian-gw7pv]

F1 same 😂😂😂

[@matthewjeremy6887]

F1 edjets

[@matthewjeremy6887]

F1 for the recited that means idiots

[@TheInvisibleAssassin]

after 36 episodes, finally some legitimate car talk!

[@111cvb111]

I mean the most major problem with Early Access, besides many games never getting finished, is that if you bother to play the game in an early build, you're far less likely to bother playing it once it actually releases unless they made some very major overhauls. So for a lot of games in Early Access you potentially sorta burn yourself out I think. Even worse if you have to start a new game with each update or something and keep starting over before making much progress.

[@fire4thawin]

I would love more "lewis makes inaproppriate jokes with strangers" maybe make it a segment on the show :p

[@TimothyMcFall]

The Bodega stories should be published in a book, or at least put together as an audiobook

[@BananaFingurs]

Hahahaha holy shit I cannot believe Lewis said all those things to that trainer!

[@frederikjacobsen4194]

Shabang!! We're back!

[@edwardwu7730]

45:52 Lewis' guilty conscience comes forward once again...

[@GoldToazt]

"Renault Zoe is the Rolls Royce of electric cars" - you have to be fucking kidding me..

[@ScottLavender]

I'm 48 and I listen to Triforce!

[@brando_flakes2204]

These are some fun time capsules to go through 😂

[@user-ec1bd6is1r]

Okay so diesel emissions are more friendly to the environment but when emitted it reacts with the sun rays to make photochemical smog. Whereas petroleum is the opposite

[@larryllama5445]

sips, if you're going to get an electric car you should consider economy 7 which reduces your electricity bills at night and so you can run an electric car for around 2p per mile

[@ezekielbenavides2740]

I strongly support Lewis's irl trolling.

[@danielpadmore660]

I'm 6 months old and a certified astrophysicist and i watch the triforce podcast

[@M-J-B]

Another good one. Loved the topics and the Bodega (as usual).

[@christiankrarup6501]

"Shoot on site" best quote

[@bapo224]

Member when Triforce was over an hour and a half long? Pepperidge farm members.

[@AshBarkPerson]

sips said whippet, i have a whippet on my lap, i am happy,

[@ButtersBarOneNine80]

really enjoying the Tri-Force podcasts...keep it up! :)

[@jamiesharp4290]

Hey Sips, I have a Nissan Juke and it's like the ultimate dad car, shut your trap mister

[@noodledkx545]

DayZ has been in early access for like 5 years...

[@jackreid6412]

Oi these guys made me realise that podcast are fucking cool as shit, few months ago I listened to the whole of the old yogpod haha

[@Novaximus]

The 3 Stooges intro was pretty funny. Another enjoyable listening. Thank you

[@halfnhalf5038]

How NOT to do an intro: Hello! How to do an intro the RIGHT way: WUSS POPIN JIMBO

[@pubert_]

I like sips's eye browse

[@PandG21]

love watching these back

[@VansFullOfPandas]

I like can't listen to this while I am at work... I just laugh too damn much haha

[@Nexus42]

Seventeen is diez y siete. Counting in spanish is actually really easy. Diez means 10, y means and, and siete means seven. When you get to twenty, you have veinte, veintiuno, veintidos, etc. =)

[@leezeus5828]

Squats are good Lewis, you can never do enough squats!

[@multieyedmyr]

im 40. love evening with sips and gmod is the only thing that puts me to sleep.

[@e1miniatures584]

I remember in primary school I dressed up as the BFG for world book day 😂

[@jamiesharp4290]

Holy crap Pyrion I think my mum was in the car in betweeen in your second crash, she came home that day with a cube

[@fireshared]

6:17 Omfg I'm Lewis.... someone kill me

[@111cvb111]

Lewis is apparently Gerald Broflovski in disguise.

[@rkrustawski1701]

25:10 Might we add Pit People to that list of good Early Access games.

[@bretcameron9116]

Lewis deserved that roasting

[@f4tpie]

Sips is not a crazy person is he? The Renault Zoe is the Rolls Royce of electric cars 😂

[@HarshWinter101]

bodega needs to be a comic book or TV series😂

[@SoybeanGravy]

My Media teacher used to use screenshots of literally ANY FRAME from Battlefield Earth to demonstrate what a Dutch Tilt camera angle was to us. Needless to say, this teacher had a burning hatred for Battlefield Earth and I'm guessing only part of it was because of the infuriating directorial style

[@Quantum_Magnus]

30:20. That's called, "KERS." Kinetic Energy Recovery System.

[@redhairydevil]

early access should be used to test if the community likes it and to gain the money needed to finish it, not to be an excuse for not developing the game or selling an unfinished game

[@RealyExcitingTv]

My driving instructor is playing Hearthstone during my lessons, I wish I was kidding. It can get hectic