Triforce! #79 - Teach Me How To Croggy

Triforce! Episode 79! Pyrion had a case of the Bad Dads, Sips visits the Princess Pavillion, Lewis has some supressed memories!
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[@joes100]

I am really appreciating these regular episodes! Thanks so much guys it's super awesome to have some regular triforce during exams.

[@harrywoodward4282]

Yup Midterms are much easier with these guys to listen to!

[@caldx5067]

During thesis as well, even when my native language is spanish (>.>)

[@awzome8888]

I'm so mad they started uploading these regularly as soon as finals came around. Fuck you Lewis.

[@coldsaviour1770]

​@@harrywoodward4282❤❤❤

[@matthewdowner3057]

Now that's some good, consistent U̶N̶O̶ Triforce

[@rowan4684]

This kind of makes me want to see Pyrion as a guest on Uno

[@Rurumeto]

Hey Triforce bois I am your biggest fan - not in terms of liking your videos -- im just literally physically the most spherical and large fan you have

[@itsmonsta8614]

But do you have 3 long blades spinning at your centre?

[@apexofascension1854]

But do you have 4 vastly different ecosystems at your centre?

[@Rurumeto]

@@apexofascension1854 sadly not

[@Rurumeto]

@@itsmonsta8614 2.5mm thick aluminium-zinc alloy

[@TheGarryModder]

That's a bold claim xD

[@jonahc-p8551]

Lewis thanked me personally, what a polite 14yr old Lebanese child

[@bensurinal556]

wow

[@thehappychappy6396]

Only in England can you talk for a full 50 minutes about waiting times 😂😂

[@edwinlee2343]

Ha!

[@Nadaters]

it's free, but you get what you pay for

[@Arcane0shadow]

im a type 1 diabetic and during one visit to A&E i almost went into a coma after waiting 5 hours without being seen because i wasnt a 'priority' the NHS might be understaffed but the people who admit you need more training to identify serious problems

[@gabrielvalencia7647]

Now I'm really spoiled, keep it coming bois

[@CntrazZombie4]

Honestly, the American Hospital system is EXCLUSIVELY private, and EVERYTHING cost a fortune. One my brother popped his arm out of his shoulder socket, and when the nurse was having my mom move his arm for the X-Ray she accidentally popped it back in. The X-Rays were never taken, and after 3 fucking hours of waiting, came back with a $400 hospital bill. Go America. We are best, or something.

[@zoro115-s6b]

UK: Wait six hours to get told that it's fine and you should just take a painkiller and go home. US: Wait six hours to get told it's fine, you should just take a painkiller and go home, that'll be all your material possessions, and you need to sign this to give us ownership of your soul once you die. If I had the option, I'd face long wait times any day over having absolutely no chance of getting treatment for something EVER because I can't afford it. But it's not a choice between those in the first place. Privatized healthcare means long wait times and corners cut to save money, AND it makes you broke. But, I guess we should just keep letting people die of easily curable conditions because they don't have enough green paper. Because anything else would be COMMUNISIM.

[@jarlbreadmaker]

You'll find most nations with average or better healthcare tend to mix private and public. Generally that's how I think most stuff should run, but eh, that means I'm a capitalist pig or communist scum according to some.

[@edwinlee2343]

There is a 3rd option. NS

[@michaelbrachais9875]

Here in murica were too much in debt for us to give out free healthcare and benifits. Were too much in debt to be democratic. Vote Republican.

[@ArlanKels]

Thing is that by having public government based hospitals they create a cost baseline for medical procedures. The government basically strongarms the insurance companies into being reasonable.

[@vineveer4358]

Oh geesh, Pyrion. Best dad ever. Once got my foot stuck in the spokes in the back of a family bicycle and my dad started peddling even harder.

[@Woolley_like_sheep]

This is the real good shit, best thing to come from yogscast

[@Davidofsmeg]

Sips calling our Lewis's passive-aggressiveness was hilarious 39:06. that and the Scroggy 44:18

[@icykickflip]

Sips said it the best “Flax doesn’t like it so it needs to be changed”

[@destinyblossoms]

Yay triforce on my birthday, sweet!

[@vicgoogle4514]

DestinyBlooms Happy Birthday man

[@Smilomaniac]

I've gone through a bunch of symptoms this month, been to the ER three times (spit up blood, chest and shoulder pain), main hospital at the heart clinic once (they said it was a heartsac virus), in for an x-ray (to check for lung cancer), the GP and a gastro surgeon for an endoscopy (to check for an ulcer - it sucked balls). I still have chest pains and occasionally spit up blood. Don'tmake my mistake and be patient, don't be a "team player", complain as much as you can and don't accept bullshit answers from the doctors. They have an education and experience, but they jump to conclusions and default to "it's probably just this" when they don't know what's wrong, in the hopes of you getting better in the meanwhile.

[@DoughnutDude]

A new podcast... let me close my tab, clear my history and get to it.

[@zfbx]

No problem guys, thanks for the personalized shout out :D 0:28 lol

[@elliottforan1386]

I had to wait 6 hours in A&E before I was seen and turns out I had sepsis, it could easily been a death sentence. I completely agree with Pyrion.

[@liquidpiss7368]

Pyrion getting on at the entire medical system for the fact that he felt guilty and panicked.

[@lukebater-watson1781]

14:35 oof lewis , i can imagine "but what if my daughter was one of those people dying" being a thought that came to flax's head

[@MrPotterrable]

The exact same thing happened to my sister when she was 7 years old, and she broke her ankle really badly and it took her almost 15 years to fully recover and her ankle is still weak even now. You got lucky!

[@brendancarrick1252]

I learned ages ago that if you're waiting a long time for your results, it's nothing serious. If it was, they'd see you straight away.

[@skiingotter777]

I would trust Ben's Mum to give me life advice

[@fevre_dream8542]

Generally. We do miss some stuff, usually with things like abdominal pain (could be gastritis, could be AAA, who knows! You get an acuity 3 whee) unless you look pretty awful. With cut and dry injuries if you're stable you wait. Honestly it makes me mad when people get up in my face about their wait times after I spent hours taking care of an unstable asthmatic or something. Yeah I know your knee hurts but you're breathing buddy.

[@theishiopian68]

the people who leave the keystroke noise on watched a lot of star trek and loved all the scenes where theyre tapping away on a padd or pressing buttons or something

[@DoughnutDude]

3:41 " Dads are meant to take a few chances" Pflax 2018... and now we know the story for how his first child was born

[@naseemmiah6135]

Wow, didn't think I'd find a new triforce on my birthday. Best gift all day!

[@Blitzkrieger17]

come to the US where half the women you know are registered nurses, you still wait 8 hours, they give you a band aid, and then they charge you $500 for the bandaid!

[@alexbutler9442]

I was once in an A&E for 4 hours sat across from a girl with a Peppa Pig soundboard. The same 5 seconds audio clip. Over and over. Over and over. Forever. Playing in my head. I can hear it on the back of my eyelids.

[@davethesecond331]

I am Indian and I approve what Sips said...... The animation industry is just terrible!!!

[@manleystanley69]

Listening to this while I take my Spanish Final. Sips describing his childhood of heartburn and gall bladder problems, I am currently waiting for mine to be removed for the exact same reason, trapped gas and all. Thanks so much guys!

[@ArlanKels]

Over here in the states if it doesn't take at least three hours it's a miracle. I had cellulitis. I knew I had it. I went in when it was completely dead. I dealt with the receptionist. I stated "I have cellulitis, these are the symptoms, all I need are antibiotics." Two hours later a doctor rolled around and looked at it for five seconds then gave me the antibiotics.

[@DavJos82]

Pflax if she’s not comfortable on the back of the bike (way safer than the bar), just buy two of those little foot rest to put on your wheel axis. It helped my little sister when this happened. I’m Dutch btw so this happened to literally everybody I know. Not a big deal but might be a good idea to get the foot rests. Must be available on Amazon.

[@greyforge27]

It's a crime that these don't get more views

[@mortedurban]

flax's laugh at 39:08 is lovely & bald

[@thenarwhalking5604]

When I was in 7th grade, a girl at my middle school died because her appendix bursted when she was waiting in the ER for a nurse to look at her. The school did the proper thing and said if anyone needed it they hired a couple of grief counselors for people who know her or were generally upset, mainly because a student died.

[@Autobots233]

There needs to be an Animated section of Pyrion going off on the Wheels on the bus guy lol

[@KeroroGuy62]

I love the little recaps you guys give during the episodes. :)

[@RileyJFox]

The point about the hospital system is 100% right. When I had to take my mum to the hospital because she tried to overdose on pills after discovering my dad had an affair. We told the receptionist what the problem was and still hadn't been seen by a doctor almost two hours later. While I was desperately trying not to let my mum fall asleep my grandma went to the receptionist and told her the problem again explaining how ridiculous it was we hadn't been seen yet. It was ONLY THEN the receptionist asked what the drugs were, and when we explained they were Beta Blockers (designed to slow down your heart rate) we were seen to immediately. What Pyrian is talking about is absolutely right, the system we have in determining queues is ridiculous.

[@jmjedi923]

It's really surreal to come from listening to the podcast where pflax said that he would die for NHS, and now he is saying he hates it

[@oliver9964]

the constant episodes are amazing. This podcasts makes my Wednesday!

[@Psiloocybin]

Sips, your explaination of the gal bladder pain is actually enough to get myself checked out because ive been experiencing the exact same thing, and its fucking awful thank you my god the sore stomach with no nausea is ass thank you triforce.

[@bigor6077]

Sipses disney story had me dying

[@vishysalmundi9137]

this is the most times I've ever heard the words "princess pavilion"

[@belgianstar]

When I was 9, I had an appendicitis as well. I had a diagnosis from my doctor and yet I sat at A&E for 4 hours, screaming my lungs to shit. Then it took them another 5 hours to get a surgeon ready and the day after they told my mum "yeah, it would have bursted in 15 minutes or so"

[@HackJeaney]

Croggy - to give a person a ride on your crossbar.

[@deadname2191]

I know Pyrion won't read this but I had the literal experience he described with appendicitis in January. I went to the GP 2 times describing my symptoms and then about 5 days later I was still felt horrible so I went to A&E and sat there for about 2 hours throwing up in agony. By the time I saw a doctor and had a bed my appendix had perforated and infected fluid pockets were filling the area around it and forming abscesses to the point where I couldn't get surgery. So I had to deal with a perforated appendix and agony for an extra week in hospital whilst on strong antibiotics simply because a specialist wouldn't see me before a receptionist.

[@molag9911]

Hope they get Sjin on for the Christmas live episode!

[@Madcatcomix]

This didn't age well...

[@amberdawn2296]

@@Madcatcomix Yeah, who would've thunk it?

[@a_e_hilton]

After having been to England and come back to Australia, hearing Lewis saying "I went into a Caffe Nero yesterday..." is really exciting for some reason XD

[@EcthelonEvendil]

Small detail, but the "loop" in Sips' house that he mentions near the end is clearly the best house design.

[@jmoreland4]

Pyrion's phone idea to replace waiting rooms is actually genius.

[@fevre_dream8542]

I think if you want a call back to come into the ER you're probably better off going to an urgent care or calling your primary honestly

[@bpm1999]

thank god for you guys mentioning turning the god damn key clicks off

[@ST-vt4nu]

where I live you rarely go straight to the emergency room, unless it's a clear emergency. In most cases you will go to your doctor first and he will make sure you go to the right place. It's way better that way.

[@bennyboy1237]

Pyrion, when is the Bodega book coming out?

[@theundeadturtle1369]

When hell freezes over my friend

[@molag9911]

he should actually make a book with visuals

[@trmaline9272]

Realistically christmas i hope

[@skrrtle360]

Yo guys I got some good news.

[@ryanjswift1]

My dad has a critical illness and he went to a&e and he had to wait for 8 hours before he was seen to then let go. And the next day his consultant saw the files and whisked him in for 3 weeks.

[@Almond_ESQ]

Ignore me I'm just leaving a comment so I can find this one again. That Pyrion in that waiting room in the hospital was gold

[@GoodwinGhost]

god, when flax was explaining the child watching indian wheels on the bus for an hour. fuck me, that's why I hate babysitting for little kids. fucking mind melting

[@TheSidwo]

This podcast is amazing. It is a small slice of life of 3 interesting if not strange individuals. Keep up the amazing work, I absolutely love you 3 beautiful bastards.

[@wolffang209]

This bring life to me.....thanks jonah, Becky, and tony

[@bardenegri21]

I don't know about the UK but the public ER sounds exactly the same as here. Over here in the asshole of Europe (romania)I have a paid subscription to a private chain of hospitals and their ER is specialized in pediatrics, so no waiting over an hour. The state run ones are hell on earth.

[@StreamingSunrise]

happy to be one of literally dozens.

[@mostdysfunctionalfamily2725]

Reminds me of the time i hurt my hand during PE at school and the nurse told me that i must have just hit it on something real hard and badly bruised, it was swollen and hurt but i sucked up. When i got home my mum was worried and said i needed to go to A&E.. after 3 hours waiting for the X-ray results they just said i was fine and it was badly bruised.. 3 Days later i got a call telling me the doctor who reviewed it was wrong, i've broken and we need you to come back so we can put a cast on it.. Well Fuck me, thanks for the expert opinion NHS xD

[@TheDalanon]

Alot of Drs in America have urgent cares or there are just urgent cares related to hospitals. Which are one step before the E.R which you still have to spend six hrs at if you go

[@JohnSmith-hm3ce]

Once I got my arm stuck in the seatbelt somehow and when I got out the car I took the seatbelt out the door with me, my mum being a genius decided “I’m going to drive away now” and I had to run down the street bashing against the window but she didn’t notice I was still ‘attached’ to the car.

[@beardington3rd]

There's a special place in hell for people who leave key stroke noises on.

[@JarvisChrist]

I broke my foot three weeks ago, had to wait a few hours to be seen but as soon as they saw my jacked up foot I was outta there with an x-ray, cast and a follow up appt booked like wham bam thank you ma'am

[@JarvisChrist]

Oddly enough I got my crutch stuck in the spokes of my bike the week after and keeled over too

[@benny802]

I’m in constant disbelief these past 7 weeks.. keep em’ coming lads

[@thegametesterman]

I went in with a heart problem and waited in the A&E waiting area for 12hours. I went in at 10 the night before and had to stay the whole night with no-one even being able to say what was going on. I ended up missing some mock tests the next day because I was still waiting in A&E to see someone.

[@ArlanKels]

My one buddy went in with a heart attack and they made him wait a week because the heart specialist was on vacation, so he had to come back after he was "stabilized". They ended up doing surgery on him because he had severe blockage and had a second heart attack prior to the surgery.

[@molag9911]

Sips, The Real Guy, The Best Guy.

[@teucer_]

Sips and Pyrion having children so we don't have to

[@Claudia-nw5ic]

If it makes you feel better pflax, I'm training as a children's nurse atm and as routine we ask if the family is known to social services/has a social worker as well as their school so they can both be informed of the admission when they write the discharge summary

[@KayJay01]

9:03 Lewis laughs in the creepiest way imaginable.

[@sp00l]

New Zealand has public and private A&E's (Accident and Emergency center's) Which seems to work just fine. not sure why there wouldn't be private ones elsewhere.

[@Ji_soe]

Pyrion gets angry how parents bring kids in with sprang ankles but did the exact think but even worst just a bruised foot hahah

[@johnroyal4520]

It was a suspected broken ankle.

[@bonter1983]

I broke my wrist so badly it looked like a swans neck and I sat in A+E for about 3 hours before I had to beg to be seen by the doctors and nurses. When I first arrived some jobsworth gave me 1 paracetamol for the pain. The highlight of the evening was watching some yanks trying to give a nurse money for unprescribed drugs and then tweeting about how shit the British NHS was when it didn't work. Best way to tell if something is broken is wait 5-10 minutes and if it doesn't hurt and you're sweating cold, it's definitely broken. The adrenaline kicks in as a natural pain killer and it doesn't hurt too bad until your body can't produce any more natural pain killer. Dunno what the cold sweat is about but it's happened every time I broke something.

[@slightcurve98]

bonter1983 know what you mean m9 I only broke my finger but took me a good few minutes because I had gloves on and I couldn’t feel it

[@SVAFnemesis]

You sounded like you’ve broken enough things to earn a purple heart

[@garethjones6082]

the cold sweats is also down to the adrenalin kicking in

[@fevre_dream8542]

A lot of triage is stable vs unstable patients, which sucks but if you're gonna be crumping soon you get first dibs on care.

[@autoskreeves7736]

That eating metal thing is real, I used to eat coins when I was 5-6

[@ItsRinaldo]

Disney Magic Mornings are fucking awesome

[@patmallery1392]

I once waited one hour and 45 minutes to get my blessing throat fixed.

[@davidstock43]

waiting at a mechanic is the worst i remember going there and the only thing that was there was like sips said with the candy dispenser.

[@patrickleeuwenvan3741]

This one was hilarious. Can't wait for #40.

[@Novaximus]

Thank you for another Triforce! Sometimes I like to think that you made it just for me. Because I'm entitled.

[@MiotaLee]

I've been in plenty of emergency rooms, thing is, if you don't appear in immediate danger you typically have to wait for a long time. *shrugs*

[@ezioplaysmc1232]

lol saw this 30 seconds and got sooo hyped still watching #78

[@alastairbond7104]

I broke 2 toes recently, by slipping down the stairs (my last two toes on my left foot got caught on a bannister and just thwipped back). I didn’t even go into a&e because there is nothing they can really do for a broken toe so I just wrapped it in duct tape and a bandage to straighten it out.

[@bb3po66]

My experience in the hospital was really bad I had been called for an emergency I had to have a blood test cause something was wrong with me and I waited an hour just to have anesthetics put on me so they could take some blood and even then by the time they got back to me to take the blood anesthetics had worn off and they had to put it on again this happened about 4 times also had to wait like 4 hours to be put into a room. When I shared this with my psychology class people including the teacher shared their stories.

[@magnusviggen6771]

I've listened to all the podcasts many times. Especially the original yogpods consistently for years now. Can even remember trying to e-mail the yogpod back in the days as a young yognaut. Keep up the good content :D I really enjoy it. Also bring back simon :) at least as a guest plzzzzzzzzzzz

[@miawgogo]

the A&E story sounds like a Mix of under staffing and tech that does not intergrate with eachother well, also more places need to do it like bristol, A chrildrens hospital and A&E that is seprate from the adult hospital so drunkards dont clog up stuff for children and concerned pairents dont have to worry about clogging up adult A&E(although non-serious stuff that can be solved with first aid that should be dealt with by the parents or a pharmacy)

[@Darkthunder037]

There was one of those wire shape things at my dentist and I'd flick the shapes around at like 15 XD when there's nothing to do anything can be fun

[@kingkuma4112]

I wonder if my death's hourglass story I sent to pyrion via twitter made it on. Probably not.

[@lukecharles3880]

I've only just noticed, Pyrions chin looks like Thanos

[@rifleshot07]

I'm just going to defend the NHS a little here It sounds like Pyrion had a bad experience and his recollection of it does a huge disservice for an institution that has done so much for me and my family. At the beginning of this year i ripped the ends of my fingers off whilst working on my motorcycle. Blood everywhere lot's of pain. My dad drove me to the hospital. I had to talk to the receptionist but i was only waiting maybe a few minutes before they got me into see a nurse who stopped the bleeding and then a maybe 10 minutes to put me through into an Xray to make sure i hadn't damaged the ends of the bones. Once i had been patched up and made safe i was sent home and came back the next day to have my fingers operated on. It all went very well and the waiting room was pretty busy when i got there so it wasn't like i happened to get there at a good time. Also My sister was born with a serious heart condition and without the NHS i have no idea how long she would have lasted, or how my parents would have dealt any kind of health plan.

[@nyatella]

Disneyworld, defying the fundamental laws of physics.

[@sectorum]

I feel spoiled with this consistency

[@ethencurtis7182]

i was going down a steep hill in my street and i had my legs off the peddles failing around and my leg some how got caught in the spokes of my wheel and i go flying like 7 feet over my handle bars and role another meter and all the skin on my arms, legs, solders, elbows and knees was gone.

[@jaymatt1569]

I was riding my bike once, fell off it and my knee got cut opened and I had to wait for about 3hrs for a x-ray(to see if anything went inside my knee) and another 3hrs to get it stitched up

[@emanuelcamuglia5984]

man the foot trapped in the bike spokes brought me nostalgia, i got caught twice in my dad's bike

[@TimmehTRP]

@ 4:30 Exact same thing happened to me and my dad. Lost one of my front tooth hehe. Even with him throwing himself underneath me.

[@ThatisNice]

Idk why this makes me laugh so much

[@KyleDB150]

"if they had even twice as many nurses" they don't grow on trees mate

[@suetraptor2703]

I'M 15 AND THOSE BEAD THINGS IN WAITING ROOMS ARE STILL FUN

[@jamesfunnymorrison8305]

how about now?

[@suetraptor2703]

@@jamesfunnymorrison8305 no idea why it's in all caps but yeah, they're still fun

[@shooterrick1]

I can almost physically feel Pyrion's frustration.

[@TheSpacecraftX]

Pflax advocating penalties for going to A&E for stuff a GP can do when he's done it. Cal Adoc (the non emergency NHS number) on 101 and they'll advise on whether to go to the GP and get it wrapped or prescribed for or to go to A&E.

[@chocoboasylum]

I did eat small pieces of metal as a kid but they weren't lying around; I sought them out 😆