Triforce! #92 - Good Night, Bawbags

Triforce! Episode 92! Knock knock, your podcast is here! Pyrion had trouble on a Sleeper Train, Sips isn't bitter about Twitch Rivals and Lewis is in a glacier!
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[@ThibautVDP]

"WE HAVE A PATREON NOW!!" Sips and his no bullshit method. Love it!

[@bjsouthwick4907]

That's the way to do it

[@theobeseninja4362]

In true Triforce style, they currently have 69 patrons

[@Mar_Marine]

Get this to 69 likes and no higher.

[@WildWestRaider]

I got it to 68. One more, lads!

[@MrMosquitoNinja]

That was a very abrupt Lewis interuption/force ending the podcast :(

[@motivationalmadness10]

If you've made a Patreon, certainly you start doing longer episodes again!

[@victoriaseylan]

They don't loooool, if you want to donate, you donate pal, it's not compulsory

[@alexlawson4173]

While you're right, Victoria, the podcast should still go back to about an hour. 45 mins is too short.

YES

[@DemonicGaming15]

I'd rather have a 45 min podcast every week than like an hour every 2 weeks... Stop moaning

[@horvathneo]

Lewis tells sips that he would want him to be his best man. Seconds later sips returns the favour by choosing Prince

[@destroyer45000]

drifting away from simon

[@BrutalDongshart]

13:32 Don't mind me, just going to put this here so I can listen to it a couple dozen times.

[@kingkuma4112]

Somebody send that to ravs

[@BrutalDongshart]

@@kingkuma4112 LOL, poor Ravs. He'd have to walk away to take a break again.

[@HAJICON]

Peace out

[@ugli968]

Thanks

[@dustyscabbard5327]

Thank you

[@StegfStegf]

Lewis has got to stop cutting these podcast's short I would love to hear them talk for longer.

[@DeadBeat1azy]

Starting to think LewLew doesnt like doing the Triforce

[@shooterrick1]

@@DeadBeat1azy Don't be an idiot.

[@shooterrick1]

Have you ever seen Lewis's streaming schedule? Never mind the fact that he's recording videos for the main channel. He's a busy man doing all of this shit as his job. He probably has a specific time slot reserved for doing the Triforce, and can't go on any longer.

[@DeadBeat1azy]

@@shooterrick1 Unnecessary

[@DeadBeat1azy]

@@shooterrick1 I know I know. My statement was infact, not entirely serious

[@charliecrome207]

Don't know what y'all are complaining about, just play the podcast at half speed and you get an hour and a half episode, problem solved.

[@EditionGamerz]

yea make them have a stroke for the whole thing that works :D

[@Smithlord]

Sips voice would send me to sleep 😂

[@iamzid]

the problem is that playing at 0.5 speed makes them all sound like stroke victims.

[@charliecrome207]

It makes them sound very drunk

[@Shamu2000]

Is sips's triangle having a seizure ?

[@twysted_catalyst9096]

It looks like his triangle moves with Pyrion's speaking

[@RND_ADV_X]

LOL PS 22:05 actual Lewis malfunction

[@craniumbear]

Lol sips is wiggling while p flax is talking. It looks like he's mimicking him.

[@Smithlord]

I thought the exact same thing! 😂

[@Pokumann]

where is the tier that stops lewis from cutting all these episodes earlier than at least 1 hour mark -_-

Would definitely pay for that

[@wilsonwoman3]

Why do we all love Sips so much? What is it about him that makes him our fav? I cant put my finger on it. He is just so....great.

[@daetonpope4559]

RedHeadRising he’s the dad we all wish we had

[@Azulicious]

Flax's accents really are pretty great. Props!

[@slinky6481]

I just finished a backpacking trip around eastern Europe very similar to what Sips described. The sleeper train between Romania and Moldova didn't look like it had seen an upgrade since the 1950s. It had this golden Soviet-era Art Deco style to it, but was incredibly poor and run-down, and my friend and I were some of the only people on board as it chugged through the snowy winter night. They had to lift each car off the tracks when switching countries in order to change the wheels over to the different track type. The train station in Chisinau was equally empty, dark, and haunting. Super eerie but cool af.

[@DoughnutDude]

This school bus journey is made bearable thanks to my favourite dads.

[@bigor6077]

Bring back the 1-2 hr episodes!

[@sparkhunter696]

I'm Scottish and I only have one thing to say to you, Well played.

[@colbydodson4737]

I DIED WHEN P FLAX DID HIS TRAIN ANNOUNCEMENTS!😂

[@cosmonautkimchi3228]

Idk if the guys actually read youtube comments. But i’m going to say this anyway, because this podcast means a lot to me. I have bad anxiety every single day, and it’s terrible but the days there is a new triforce podcast it just makes that day better. So thanks to the guys Sips, Lewis and Pflax.

[@squidapple9662]

What was Lewis at gunpoint at the end or something? Such a cut off.

[@bitcastle5956]

I just notice when pflax talks sips character shakes

[@skarrambo1]

Will the 100 episode special be all of you together in a studio?

[@deathitself100]

It'll be an hour an half

[@jackalackalus687]

anyone giggle at the fact the same day they talk about Arthur's seat on the podcast its on fire haha

[@ThibautVDP]

once went to a clothing store to find me a tie. Lady asked if she could help. i said "yeah, i need a tie. it's a bit of a special occasion." she said "aww", probably thinking i was going on a date with a girl or something. little did she know the special occasion was a funeral. didn't have the heart to crush her with that.

[@howell2010]

To be fair, people don't really refer to a funeral as a "special occasion"

[@Imwritingthisnotefrombeyondthe]

I don't know man it's pretty special.

[@wil3481]

Eye-fee-alla-yoh-kull The eruption mixed with the glacier (said named the volcanic eruption was not called eyfjallajokull it was the glacier) and created ash that disrupted air traffic -a geography student

[@hypercastcallum885]

People moaning about how long the podcasts are, are really starting to annoy me. I don't think people quite realise how much hard work actually goes into making these. It might just seem like them talking to eachother, which though that may be true to some degree, these ARE edited.They've probably been talking for well over an hour all for a 45 minute episode worth of good content. People run out of things to say and chat shit about. Give them a break and just enjoy what you're given because 45 minutes of amazing content is better than an hour + of long, droaning on, boring content.

[@justinakumar3889]

When p flax goes to answer the door you should have an animation of him hopping away smaller and smaller to a fade out and back

[@ryanandcam]

As a Scot that Bawbag pronunciation was spectacular

[@TheFreshGoblin]

I just watched the whole podcast on 300x speed great episode 👍

[@kurukblackflame]

Here's a little bit of super secret information for you guys concerning shop staff (29:28). They do not give a flying fuck about how your day has been. They are asking because that's part of the job. There are mystery shoppers and if they don't ask one of these-If they are not friendly and do not feign interest they will get into serious trouble. As agonising as these conversations are for you, imagine what's it's like for these people. You get it once. They have to go through this shit hundreds of times a day. It really pees me off when people (particularly people with very cushy jobs) whine about retail staff, fast food workers and others in low paid and difficult professions. I know you need fodder for this show (which is great by the way) but please don't go for such easy targets. There are plenty of things out there far more deserving of your ire. If you'd ever worked in one of these jobs you'd have a ton of stories about customers (who can be far worse than even the most aggressive shop assistant).

[@kylestickley8096]

Pyrion's accents are fucking hilarious. I was laughing my ass off on the drive home. Thanks lads. Go up that volcano.

[@quequmber8311]

Why does Sips' triangle shake around sometimes like he's really nervous

[@alexlawson4173]

He's just excited about his new jug.

[@slinky6481]

I'm guessing that whoever did the editing mistakenly linked the "wobble" animation for Sips' triangle to Pyrion's audio. You will notice that Sips' triangle doesn't do the wobble when he speaks alone.

[@Beffinee]

I had the best sleep of my life on the sleeper train to Edinburgh. I found the rocking super relaxing 😅

[@hawksandwich4742]

the big 100 is coming up

[@greyforge27]

7:50 I love how Sips is still so uniquely loved after all these years and changes

[@gabrielvalencia7647]

I had been so stressed that I really needed this. Thanks, dads!

[@brainflash1]

Should've poured that coffee on her shoes and say "I'm sorry, but I had to do that."

[@jamescarter6294]

bodega for the big hundo 0_o

[@gregorB92]

I will give you money on patreon if you make this longer

[@Xpunn]

Just noticed how PFlaxe's head is a bit shiny on the top. Nice detail

[@shotgotit_]

LEWIS... STAAHHHPPP with the 45min hard deadline jeeeeezzzz man is your schedule that packed???

[@Riku-Leela]

It definitely is, he's so busy legit

[@Riku-Leela]

He does streams most evenings and mornings, videos with 4-5 different channels a day and also is a Co-owner of the Yogs so a busy bee

[@MrGomlo]

Martyn you dun fucked up not inviting poor sips!

[@danhelll8768]

If Pyrion's train adventures (including the announcement) doesn't get an animation, I'm gonna get real mad

[@MrGentlemanParade]

First triforce was like 1 hour and 30 minutes. We're down to half that length boys

[@AstroTibs]

Hey friendos. Ep 76 is missing from the playlist. Whoops!

[@depravityofyin2212]

40:50 they really don’t, I’m 16 and I listen to the podcast.

[@TritonBrickRailway]

13:32 train voice pyrion

[@joshconfer209]

Highlight of week as always. Thanks Dads

[@DoctorFaceMelt]

Lewis just cut it off again.

[@RedPoisonDragon]

There isn't a set amount of water that humans have to drink per day. Everybody is different. Drink when you're thirsty, you'll be fine.

[@rogersy9071]

All in favour of a new Triforce tshirt on the yogs store for Triforce #100?

[@brillbilly8527]

Rogersy Yes lad go for it

[@Crokto]

dont have too much water. like, dont force yourself. listen to your body. unless it whispers to you about shooting the neighbor's cat that just whines in heat all night long. probably shouldnt listen to your body if its talking that shit

[@EpicTurtle4423]

New Conspiracy Theory: P Flax is Frankie Boyle

[@TheWill9963]

Why it so short?

[@Snick989]

i fucking love Flaxs' Scottish impressions and stuff, from 'Lassies and Gentlemen, this is your conductor bletherin' to 'Good luck ya fuckin bawbags, peace oot' i was laughing soo hard. His Scottish stuff is really funny to me, i think he may either have spent a bit of time up here or have scottish family or somethin.

[@TeamVanityVideos]

Save your breath is what I think every time someone I don't know speaks to me in public. Now that sips has given me the words to the thoughts I've always had, I'll just start saying it out loud now. Thanks sips.

[@howell2010]

How is Pyrion and his wife married if Pyrion can't even understand the basic concept of wandering around a store looking at stuff? Like seriously, you don't ALWAYS go into a shop to buy something. Sometimes you just want to wander in and chat shit with your spouse while looking at stuff.

[@hubbabubba8083]

I was drunk as fucklistening to this and I couldn’t listen any more to SIPS sludge piss. Fucking best podcast I died love y’all dead

[@finntraynor3904]

make longer episodes now if you want our money

[@Poldovico]

I went into a shoe shop, looked around, found a shoe that I liked, they didn't have the number. So I found another type that I liked, they didn't have the number. I asked what type they did have the number for. Found two. Bought the least ugly type.

[@threemoo]

I once went in to a shoe shop, the lady came up to me and asked if I needed help, so I politely declined. She proceeded anyway and asked what size I wear, I said I'm just browsing but if I find any that I like I'll enquire. She said you don't do that, you know what size you are first, I said seriously? no, you find a shoe you like then ask for the size. I don't choose shoes based on size idiot!

[@InkGraffiti]

It's kinda hard though, with the sales thing.. I used to work at a retail pet store, not even in the actual store, but it was mandated that if you're an employee walking in the store for any reason you have to greet any customers you pass, and try to start a conversation with them / upsell them based on what they're already buying ( like if they're buying fish food, advertise them other fish products ect ). Obviously, most customers do not want this and if they do, they approach you first. But if your manager was near, you had to pretend - my general rule was, eye contact. if the customer looks at me as I'm passing, I'll tell them hello - if they keep looking, ask them if they need help with anything. if the eye contact wasn't made in the first place, I don't greet - if it wasn't maintained after the greet, don't offer help. A pushy salesperson selling to someone who does not want it is not a good salesperson, its a bully..

[@Fazquel]

Honestly, as long as you don't dislike your sponsor personally, then I wouldn't mind it. But a patreon is a good work around if you don't like working directly with an advertiser.

[@futurecoffee2226]

Lewis doesn't know how volcanoes work. Once a volcano, always a fucking volcano.

[@mothified1676]

You know what? Pyrion, who hates Anime, should pick one and turn it into an abridged series and say whatever the fuck he wants :P

[@robbielamont2816]

fuck yer Edinburgh Glesga boys dae it best on a more serious note , thanks for the more consistent uploads, regular triforce is best triforce

[@dargowolfe]

Is anybody able to transcript the train announcement? I would love to learn it and say it to my Scottish friend =D

[@jallendesigns]

One of the best podcast for a while lads!

[@teph1256]

p-flax wants to be paid, but he can't go through one podcast without having to open the fucking door

[@CaptainForsyth]

Pyrion describing the knocking sound like a train ratting past. which ironic.

[@bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

Bless you guys....the triforce podcast made my day

[@chrisisaaclangan]

Advertising wouldn't be bad if it were in the form of a Bodega vignette

[@georgehh2574]

Holy shit, this is the first one I've listened to, and I'm shitting myself 😆

[@edwardsmall3680]

I get so triggered by Lewis sometimes, saying "when" to PFlax story about the volcano. You know if he was telling that story he'd be so pleased with himself that he'd been up/knew it was a volcano. Lewis can be such an arse. If he's not discovered the fact on wikipedia or reddit for himself he's skeptical.

[@armatura465]

Yeah he is a complete prick at times.

[@meganduncanson16]

Just before they talked about ads I get a ad for some shite mobile game 😂

[@jurjen8703]

13:40

[@twysted_catalyst9096]

"We're currently being attacked by a pack of wild bagpipes!!!" I bursted out with the laughter the first time I heard that. Great job pyrion

[@mattbidgood851]

What is Lewis on about in regards to volcanoes? Inactive volcanoes are still volcanoes. Is it cooler of its possibly still active? Yes. They are still volcanoes though Lewis

[@Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard]

Im listning while cooking dinner.

[@alzoz6741]

Work the balls. Cup the shaft.

[@ahhhhmazing1]

@28:35 what in the FUCK was that noise sips?!

[@scook6656]

wow that ended very abruptly

[@RmosDtC]

I was once on a sleeper train from Genoa to Paris, on the way back to London, on my own, after an interrailing holiday. Got a bit caught up in the 2001 G8 riots at the time but managed to buy a ticket and get on the train after a long wait. Went into my cabin - it was empty. Conductor guy comes in and takes my passport for the border crossing. I wasn't sure if more passengers were booked into the cabin. Got into my bunkbed and dozed off. I was half-waking here and there, having weird dreams, seeing eyes glinting in the dark, too tired to properly take stock. Early morning, the border police storm in and I wake up more fully. "Passeport, où est ton passeport!", they shout repeatedly. I reply, "I don't know - the conductor has it!" There's another guy who looks middle eastern on the bunk across. He must have crept in during the night - a stowaway. He can see the game is up. They bundle him out the cabin, off the train. That was that. Wasn't sure if they had already cross-referenced the passports with the conductor but I really wished I had my passport at that point. Anyway, got to Paris ok in the end.

[@RmosDtC]

Now, the sleeper train to Italy from Amsterdam - Well, that's a whole nother story.

[@infinite0rbit]

Did they change the episode name?

[@loganforsythe3966]

And now we know mrs f's first name

[@SpaceMissile]

what a bizarre coffee train story. "We have to give you this; please take it!" from two employees? what in the heck goes on behind the scenes on that train line. They get fired if they don't hand out enough coffee cups?

[@SpaceMissile]

and then the passports thing from sips. as a USA-ian, i'll say that trains are weird. >.>

[@TheOfficialEpicTree]

What a good podcast holy shit

[@Bird0fPrey]

Podcast isn’t ad free...

[@WhitieWu]

I love Pyrion's voices. It makes me miss his Bodega stories. Hell... I would gladly donate on Patreon if it means I get an entire audiobook of Bodega read by Pyrion. I wonder if he's still working on the book...?

[@edwardwu7730]

You know the triangle heads wiggle around when they talk? I think Sip's head is bound to Pyrion, because it moves when Pyrion talks, but not himself

[@TheFrozenFlame05]

I love how Sips’s triangle shakes when Pflax talks, but not when Sips talks.

[@JamieAubrey]

Great Scottish Accent

[@SoundElementsMusic]

Plex really needs to do the postman pat redub. I nearly crashed while driving laughing so much at @39:15

[@EcthelonEvendil]

How can I find the pictures of people listening to the podcast they were talking about?

[@OfficialPhorox]

To be completely honest, I would be fine with adverts as long as you guys keep doing the podcast.

[@Cer-i9e]

As soon as I get back from the grind I'll be signing up. My brother and I always run the podcast when we get together to game 👍 keep it up, lads.

[@RulanArathon]

Misses F's shopping habits sounds like the typical Dutch person's shopping habits

[@brynf4377]

Edinburgh is pretty much a tourist trap. But pyrion, you should go again but to lochness

[@tunakann7629]

"Attacked by a pack of wild bag-pipes" XXXDDDD