Triforce! #99.7 - Good Day to Break Bad

Triforce! Episode 99.7! Pyrion wants to break bad, Sips wants some corruption in politics and Lewis has been on a grammar spree with Bodega!
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[@FoxEagle993]

Congrats to the wikipedia user Mickalsbe and others for getting the article for The Game (1997) not only rolled back for vandalism, but protected due to "Persistent addition of unsourced or poorly sourced content"

[@kurukblackflame]

The reason it's a big deal that Michael Gove did coke (or one of the reasons) is that he made a rule that any teachers that were ever found to have used illegal substances were to lose their jobs. It's the hypocracy people have a problem with (as Flax pointed out). Teachers have their careers ended because they are supposed to be held to a higher standard-And yet a man that aims to lead the entire nation is exempt from such strict censure.

[@jesse271985]

I really enjoyed how Lewis clammed up then immediately, frantically changed the subject after his net worth was mentioned. That's a super awkward subject for anyone with money and even an ounce of humility.

[@lewis6590]

Well there's three things. 1) Random people online have really no way of knowing your net worth so that number is definitely way off. 2) If that is roughly the number most of it must be his share in the Yogscast. While it might be worth ~$3M, there is really no way for him to sell it, not without impacting its value, and borrowing against it is risky. 3) Putting any number on it (which is likely to be 7 figures by now) would just discourage people from buying things or donating, and a lot of the 'lower down' creators/editors/etc really rely on that money. Alternatively if it is lower than one would expect people are going to be thinking Lewis/Yogscast is broke, pitying him, that's why he lives in such shitty apartments... etc etc

[@elahem6940]

That was kind of a rough move for sips to make

[@apophisdd]

*clicks on triforce* "Huh, no ads. That's weird." *Drug chat starts off the podcast* "Ah... That's why... This is gonna be good."

[@thanxbutno]

There are plenty now

[@SuperSMT]

But then Lewis comes in with the Grammarly talk...

[@bardenegri21]

We should do a cocaine scrub at yogstower, could make for an interesting video

[@Elenrai]

Simon and his jaffacakes was a cover. ;)

[@CrunchyTofu]

Man, Lewis's train of thought is always all over the place. It just goes off the deep end quick. Lol.

[@Ben-ew3hv]

At 39:20 sips says he wants a politician who is open about taking drugs when they were younger directly after bitching about politicians talking about taking drugs when they were younger. I love these guys but holy shit

[@MestHoop]

Sips also completely missed the point Pyrion and Lewis were making about politicians doing drugs, yet making it illegal for others to do it. I think he had something else in his mind at the time, but it did make him sound like he was ok with politicians being massive fucking hypocrites. I love these guys as well, but sometimes the lines between comedy and ignorance kinda get blurred.

[@NothinkToDo]

Are you guys ready for the 99.91 episode? :^)

[@IceLordCryo]

I'm ready for episode 99.99

[@adamgrocco]

I'm hoping for a 99.A through F, the hex-files.

[@TomRyckeboer]

I mean, it would just be 99.10...

[@adamgrocco]

@@TomRyckeboer We already had a 99.1

[@carbon1255]

@@adamgrocco He must be a programmer, we use "point ten" in release versions sometimes, yes it causes problems....

[@FlintMcroy]

Best episode of triforce in a while. My sides were in orbit a lot of this episode

[@arnust7113]

“I think it should be like Minority Report” - Lewis Brindley of the Yogcast, 2019

[@etherealpenguin8683]

Sips sweating after being on the phone for an hour, bet his phone bill is massive calling up those hotlines

[@jettnash5217]

Oh Pflax you innocent soul... It's so damn easy to get coke in the UK

[@VietTran-IAMV]

It is easy everywhere only hard in countries in asia and middle east EXCEPT thai, sing, etc.

[@tomeoe]

@@VietTran-IAMV yeah nz and I assume Australia is pretty fucking expensive

[@nultyboy10]

@@tomeoe From people i've talked to, a gram of cocaine in Australia is about $350 Australian dollars.

[@judeethan1]

Way too fucking expensive though tbh

[@TheVCAwards]

$350!? Anyone for a business trip to a land down under?

[@camerongriffiths8875]

How good would a compilation be after the official 100th episode of all the times they’ve told the same story! Thatmadcat get this ready!!

[@zippy7161]

I just looked up the game on the wiki, someone actually changed it. Triforce!, rewriting history in a humorous way.

[@xSuperiorManx]

Well... to quote YT user Nexiv from somewhere else in this comment section: "Congrats to the wikipedia user Mickalsbe and others for getting the article for The Game (1997) not only rolled back for vandalism, but protected due to "Persistent addition of unsourced or poorly sourced content""

[@Wyattporter]

Best intro out of all 99.7 episodes

[@Chick3nluvver]

Funny Pflax mentioned that study of parliament's drug use at the start. We had exactly the same thing in Norway a few years back, only there was much more positive tests for heroin (and cocaine). Some of the bathrooms tested were PRIVATE MP ONLY toilets... amazing when you think about it

[@gagebuckshot5603]

My grandmother did Iowaska and saw the ''panther mother, who introducded her to the world mother'' sounded bit far fetched, but certainly trippy and cool

[@Mpwilson123]

For any drug dealers in the comment section could you please send flax some "samples". Anyone that doesn't know where he lives send it to his kids at school during his cooking lessons. Don't tell Mrs flax, she watches these.

[@TheJakeskates]

I actually just went to the doctor for carpal tunnel from gaming. They just give you ibuprofen.

[@iamzid]

when they ask you, "on a scale from 1 to 10, how bad is your pain?" you're supposes to say "10" while crying. I mean, if you want the hard drugs that is. you can't be like, "uh, it's like a pain rating 4 or 5 doc, it kind of hurts a bit all of the time." here's your ibuprofen prescription.

[@tobymacintyre7861]

Carpal tunnel fucking sucks

[@chevykiki81]

Not even 10 minutes into the podcast and I have to pause the video to check The Game on Wikipedia. Thanks Lewis.

[@bouphes1fan904]

I’m enjoying these 30 minute convos about drugs

[@MNewton]

Wait, Lewis's dad still carries a handkerchief? This explains a lot about Lewis i think lol

[@Elenrai]

His dad was ancient back in 2009, Lewis is only a few years from the tophat!

[@Oceaan25]

Well I think my dad does too, and hes what? 30 years younger than Lewis' dad? Also I don't know what it's supposed to mean for Lewis :x

[@xSuperiorManx]

I'm 39 and I use handkerchiefs. This papertissue garbage just tears too easily or clumps up after it got wet.

[@MrLittleDuck]

Man I need to stop listening to this in the gym. I’m gonna crush myself through laughter.

[@ajfusco7671]

hey yogs I want you too know something you guys saved my life I fucking love you guys I've been watching for years and I've been struggling with suicide and drugs my dad tried to kill me when I was young I still remember the cold steel against my forehead and you guy on tekkit saved my life I was sitting on my couch w a gun in my mouth and y'all made me laugh so hard I forgot ab it for awhile dead ass you guys are heroes you save lives more then just my own I hope you guys see this you me the world too me this is the first time I commented but y'all need to know that your so much more then just gamers

[@rossmagill6882]

That LSD spine thing is a complete myth

[@jacksonross5941]

Nightflyers is actually based on a Geroge RR Martin book

[@thatoneranger1055]

Love you guys with everything you do, appreciate you guys with all your hard work, coming every week to deliver your spicy chats to us!

[@rainyg6802]

I would pay so much money to listen to a tri force acid trip

[@nyatella]

The burp was the best part of the episode 😂

[@scumofsociety78]

Speed is regular amphetamine, crystal meth is methamphetamine.

[@RuneSwagga]

Yup

[@scumofsociety78]

@Adam Edward Desomorphine isn't that great either, needs dosing more than heroin and isn't as strong

[@scumofsociety78]

@Adam Edward funny what those little extra hydrocarbon chains will do

[@tylermech66]

yep, that's me. I can't be in the same room as people who are eating if it's too quiet. Restaurants are fine, but the overnight breakroom at work i almost never use (Yes, even when i myself am eating)

[@TerraZetzz]

Handkerchiefs can be useful in countries with hot climates like the Philippines. Everyone usually has one to wipe the sweat off your face or even cover your mouth from vehicle fumes.

[@willpowell2201]

Love this podcast so much!!!

[@tnuhhaon2367]

Can't wait for Bodega！

[@Dinlitla]

The single best episode ever !

[@jesseparker8878]

Actually get happy seeing these uploaded

[@LukeGoetz]

Pyrion, Patrick Stewart is married to Sunny Ozell. He doesn't need any other poontang.

[@jackcrowther6756]

26:33 Hahahah was hoping you’d say that!!! I was born in mirfield!! Reppin

[@RedSaint83]

Dead cat strategy is all well and good Mr. P. Flax, but have you heard about the Chewbaca defense? *pushes up glasses*

[@daddydeimos9863]

good work lads, keep it up

[@mpbiggame1010]

23:29 I laughed so hard at this! It really reminds me of big smoke

[@srakadrisky]

Mushrooms are the next to legalize! :)

[@CantHandletheParrot]

Speed in England is Amphetamine Sulphate (Adderall), speed in America is Methamphetamine. Different leagues, one 1000x better but much more addictive than the other

[@Exlaax]

I knew it was gonna be a good Wednesday

[@yamidox]

This is my clear and concise Grammarly sentence.

[@jmacel8888]

So my girlfriend and I did LSD a couple weeks ago for the first time. it is really hard to get ahold of in America but when I found it I jumped on the chance! It kind of started out feeling nauseous and being angry because I thought that's all that was going to happen. but once it finally kicked in I can tell you it was one of the most amazing experiences I've ever had everything was beautiful and dancing. Just beware it does last for up to 15 hours and you can't sleep. so we did it at 11pm at night didn't get any sleep until almost 9 a.m. I would recommend it as long as you're in a safe space with people your very comfortable around because it could be a bad trip otherwise. And I don't even want to experience what a bad trip is like 😂

[@rainyg6802]

I can tell you what a bad trip is like, think of the feeling you get when you're having a nightmare, but you're conscious so you cant stop it by waking up. Pretty messed up.

[@jmacel8888]

@@rainyg6802 yep would rather not experience that 😂

[@charliecrome207]

If yogcon was like that, I'd actually go

[@troja7072]

Love this

[@hoathanatos6179]

As someone who has read the book, Nightflyers is by George R. R. Martin. Also if you are interested in the story of the largest producer of LSD in the US, his ex-girlfriend Krystle Cole has a KZbin channel called NeuroSoup and has written a book on her experiences living with him in an abandoned missile silo running the US psychedelic underground.

[@GodlikeGamersz]

Coke is definitely not just a rich man's drug. A lot of students do it. Ketamine is currently massive in the UK too. Also rubbing drugs on your gums also makes you high. The dead cat thing is absolutely why politicians talk about their past drug use. It just generally gets people talking about them too, and makes them more relatable I suppose.

[@o5118]

I had a joint while you guys were talking about the cocain in the toilets and you guys are so funny you're my go to podcast to listen to while smoking and I always feel like I'm on sips's brain waves as I have such a dad brain even though I'm only 17

[@mihailoculum8560]

How is your life now at 21 after smoking weed at 17? Did you do college or work?

[@tylermech66]

I have sips' exact same pet peeve about people eating, I can't stand it.

[@Azulicious]

With regard to Pyrion really wanting to do coke: I mean, go for it; of the drugs out there it is totally one you can just try once or twice and not worry about it fucking anything up for you... But by the same token, it's also pretty dull. You'll find yourself talking all night, and your mouth and nose feeling/tasting weird... That's about it!

[@InfernoGuy94]

Ayahuasca is very interesting, the drug created from the process of extraction is called DMT, it's one of the most powerful hallucinogenic drugs known. I've had a few experiences with it and have to say it's mindblowing

[@chrisjackson7669]

Sips, I've noticed being a bit sweaty/clammy after a long phone call, i put it down to the phone warming up and being pressed to your ear so its making your body think your hotter than you are

[@TheIrishAce]

Rubbing coke into your gums tests potency. And also can often still find its way into your blood stream.

[@ToastyRoland]

Lmfao! The yogs on psychedelics... Cheers lads.

[@Yellowsock13]

You can get any drugs delivered to your door via royal mail

[@williamswift6031]

36:18 Triforce Podcast, with Guest Appearance, Sans!

[@zacharycampbell4631]

The wikipedia is actually changed. It's subtle, but there

[@segnythis]

The whole thing was actually there, but got deleted in a couple minutes. I tweeted it at them if you're curious to see it lmao

[@LordBathtub]

Me and my best bud have just moved into a flat, tempted to get a jug to celebrate

[@shane9933]

I got my jug! I love it :D

[@dominicpatton278]

PFlax are you okay buddy? Is this a cry for help?

[@Argiopocalypse92]

Gotta love the drug talk here when I've just gotten sober. I can add my knowledge and expertise without feeling so scummy. The needle itself penetrating your veins so frequently with heroin use is what causes the veins to become more difficult to find. You can also damage the veins to a point where your circulation is fucked. Also, Meth isn't that cheap. I don't know much about meth personally, but I know a guy who sold it for years and he said it's actually more expensive than cocaine.

[@Rottenmind89]

I had gotten offered a tab 30 minutes before, having done acid maybe 6 months ago I said maybe some other time but after listening to the podcast I decided to reconsider my decision and am on my way to procure said tab, here's one for you Ted

[@taj4137]

Seriously?

[@Rottenmind89]

@@taj4137 Yes, it is conventional in large cities.

[@montgomeryharr30]

OH YES MY FAVOYRITE BOYS BACK AGAIN. BURP.

[@LordSanDisk]

Went to the wiki "He then goes to the jungle, he takes load of ayahuasca, he shits his pants for two week in a leaf nappy and realizes all of the shit he has been dealing with was trivial, compared to this wanky, horrible diarrhea soaked, soaking wet, drug-addled nonsense experience" GG lads, GG.

[@asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791]

Don't listen to Lewis. LibreOffice is a great program. Pflax simply doesn't have his spell checker on.

[@Terrakinetic]

I thought they were talking about Donald Glover and his Derrick Comedy days. 11:00

[@jimmyhenders4131]

sips I sweat like that any time I drink before bed

[@gametron3210]

preach on guys

[@MortalMostly]

Lewis confirmed millionaire

[@pm79080]

Grammarly is Proprietary and Service as a Software Substitute (SaaSS). If the users don't control the program, the program controls the users.

[@Gav803]

Finally!

[@Jamster21z]

Why is no one talking about "devastated, Nicholas leaps off the roof, just as his late father did. He then goes to the jungle, he takes load of ayahuasca, he shits his pants for two week in a leaf nappy and realizes all of the shit he has been dealing with was trivial, compared to this wanky, horrible diarrhea soaked, soaking wet, drug-addled nonsense experience." being on the Wikipedia page?

[@samanthavanscoder9536]

Once I got 30 vicodin for a one inch incision. I was super confused.

[@RuneSwagga]

Lucky bastard

[@samanthavanscoder9536]

@Adam Edward it sucks at the time but pain isnt that bad for you. Relying on meds for everything seems much scarier.

[@carbon1255]

17:03 The wiki war began.

[@rat2259]

42:37 I legit feel sorry for the editor

[@aurorahammer]

So all the physical copies of the book that are purchased come with a free dose of LSD right?

[@blakhhh]

Wikipedia wont allow edits on The Game now...

[@gametron3210]

Also are the juggs a fairly thin material? as i will definatly be planning on jugging my mate with it. A response would be lovly xx

[@NGGoldenwolf]

soma is a real drug

[@Jamster21z]

Can we get a Thatmadcat compilation after 19:12 of Brewis Ginley

[@lukemoppy]

I hope pyrion is on the ti 2019 jungle jam podcast.

[@mads-henningjensen7178]

This episode should’ve been called psychopathic telepathic chav

[@Pilsnor]

VOTE FOR SIPS!

[@gametron3210]

speed is amphetamine meth or crystal meth are the same thing methamphetamine coke is just cocaine

[@gametron3210]

@Adam Edward crack is just over 97% pure coke right?

[@Codemarla]

Now a ton of people are going to take coke to Yogcon to offer to P.Flax

[@EmmaCross94]

Nightflyers was written by George RR Martin lul

[@spleggg]

Nice

[@PJBxx]

The rubbing cocaine on their gums is because it makes your gums go numb, it's called doing a "numby". Learned that one from the book "Wired", which was a biography about John Belushi I read years ago that went into a lot of detail about his life and career, but also A LOT of detail about all the fucking drugs he did. Good book, which you might enjoy if you liked "Wild and Crazy Guys", but also are super interested in doing cocaine, Pflax.

[@Emery._]

The LSD spine thing is a myth

[@alexanderchippel]

It can stick around in your fat cells, but that's most drugs and medicines.

[@alexanderchippel]

RC is the poor mans Coke.

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

3 m i l l i o n d o l l a r s Lewis: *dead silent*

[@KSharp2]

I would be too what are you supposed to say? Get into a big discussion about your finances for entertainment? He probably does have a lot of value, but its likely wealth that can be lost due to it being tied to the yogscast so I doubt he's comfortable even acknowledging whatever figure they could have come up with.

[@CRACKALACKASHANG]

it's almost like companies that sell opiates make money from people buying opiates and then people can afford to maintain an opiate habit so they moved to something like heroin which is stronger for less money

[@chance5270]

Oh Lewis...you can definitely taste coke

[@jesseparker8878]

All of the websites to get LSD have been taken down atm

[@charliecrome207]

Empire is up as far as I know, and there are always smaller ones

[@rondem9158]

lewis talking about gramma, using spelled instead of spelt

[@frognibbler]

Squeaker Plays grammar*

[@fanofactionflicks]

ahahaha 54:49 sips mispronouncing Kazakhstan as KazakhIStan, i don't know why i find it funny, very innocent mispronunciation.

[@innominandum_]

lmao i did it look up the wiki XD