Triforce #99.6 - I Don't Want to Alarm You

Triforce! Episode 99.6! Lewis is getting paranoid, Sips has some questions for Bill Gates and Pyrion is part ghost ship!
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[@slotzoffuntrue]

This week - Lewis: “I’ve done nothing this week, I’m the most boring person in Britain” Next week - Severe uptick in bodies discovered in the Bristol canal, investigations ongoing

[@unscenegamers]

The ghost ships joke is now my favorite from the podcast.

[@binkybunsssss]

Started listening to Triforce in December 2017 because my gamer/med student boyfriend listens to them most of the time. And since then I can't help but listen to them myself every morning while I'm preparing for work and in the evening when I'm about to sleep. They're part of my everyday routine. They make me feel less alone, especially when my boyfriend is not in the unit with me. Even though I'm nowhere near a gamer and only plays The Sims in Steam, I learn a lot from their discussions about random topics and they're also funny.

[@threeomgthree]

Same for me about the not feeling alone thing lol

[@michaelromero4111]

to be fair Jersey being a small island is very susceptible to ghost ships

[@leoslack6104]

Michael Romero true

[@BunkPhD]

"Your body is a temple. If you're gonna fill it with garbage, you're gonna have a garbage body. That's how temples work." - Sips

[@ssrlly]

Very true

[@jonbalderh]

the thumbnail really shows pyrion as the 17th century british naval officer he was born to be

[@greennin]

that and himmler

[@BKnight_]

"I'm the least interesting man in Britain!" - Co-founder of a company that plays video games for a living with a bunch of friends

[@Mgrow]

PSA: If you're out in public in the UK and try to deny a search under any circumstances, they will arrest you, then search you anyway. I would actually pay money to see Master Pflax attempt to tell coppers not to search his vehicle.

[@calmarac]

Mgrow then what mr p flax would do is sue the fuck out of them because it’s actually illegal to search someone without a warrant or probable cause. Even if they find something under those circumstances they would be fucking themselves because it would make it inadmissible as evidence.

[@garethlawton5278]

@@calmarac You need to keep up with modern laws then. That was changed in 2018. Police have the power to stop and search anyone.

[@kentukyfreidcake]

@@calmarac under the road traffic act an officer in uniform can test and inspect any vehicle on a road, meaning that they can search inside a vehicle.

[@oojumaflip1]

‘Hand fucking solo’ Always fucking kills me 😂😂

[@fedjakopacin7106]

22:20 made me laugh so hard

[@SamzSKILLZ]

Thank you I was looking for the timestamp for that bit

[@joshconfer209]

A Lebanese child with a pushing addiction, a bored/not bored man and the angriest egg in the world walk into a bar...... Keep it micro and soft.

[@leoslack6104]

47:48 Pyrion: ...open bottles of vodka whilst driving around Sips: nice 10/10 family man 😂

[@talos2384]

Anyone else just enjoy watching the heads talk?

[@leemon2677]

Discord does use loads of cpu, I'm with you on that LewLew

[@fringedwig4670]

sips youve saved my life holy fuck since ive changed to windows 10 (couple months ago) i was so confused as to why my pc was lagging every hour or so and thought that i had to keep on restarting my pc every hour or so... i love you so much dad

[@CntrazZombie4]

If I ever broke into someone's house, I'd make sure nothing was broken, but I would slightly rotate or rearrange the furniture. Not enough to be instantly noticeable, just enough to be mildly-annoying.

[@HodorGamingTV]

Thanks for the upload. You lads have a good day.

[@sheildingepicness]

We’re comin’ for ya Lewis! Double lock them cupboards or you’ll wake up on the S.S. Ghostship

[@thetattiescones6633]

31:05 lewis is trying to cover up that he is the bristol pusher

[@skullkid19200]

12:16 Talks about the auto chess train arriving and a guy in chat joking about Blizzard making one...only for Blizzard to announce one 5 months later, lol

[@kingkuma4112]

I used to try to get out of stuff by claiming parts of my body were missing. "Hey, can you carry this over to the counter for me?" "Sorry mom, I don't have hands."

[@Pjs-ge7gk]

Pyrion's comparison of Windows updates and car maintenance is spot on and made me pee

[@dysfunctionalpeach937]

Im so glad they brought up Sips' story repetition, I mean they're all guilty of it themselves but it made me giggle after i commented on it in the last vidja

[@dodiwoop]

The way sips says Las Vegas at 23:30

[@ArticalWolf]

This one was actually pretty good

[@dalekslayer1185]

Somebody needs to animate the bit about sips and his kid being petrified of the ghost ships

[@TomMotTom]

It would be so cool if one day their kids will take over the yogscast hahaha

[@Deivid-bn6yw]

This podcast has been my favourite podcast since the yogpod..... Wait a sec..

[@M1ntberrycrunch]

It's weird in The Netherlands, weed kind of isn't legal but it's also not illegal. You can only have up to a certain amount. Growing weed is only allowed up to 5 plants per house per person (or something like that) so coffeeshops illegally buy their weed from illegal mass weed production farms. But the coffeeshop itself does have a legit licence to sell it.

[@capt_colorz3760]

Sips thanks for describing how you fixed your new rig, mine had a similar problem and i was really stumped.

[@goosemaster5million316]

Bart, I don't mean to alarm you, but there may be a ghost ship or ships in the house!

[@bdhale34]

As far as the update to 1903 at least they leave Cortana disabled if you have disabled her. Most of the things Pyrion was ranting about aren't even loaded unless you use them though so they aren't slowing anything down by being there.

[@ollypolly8113]

16:20 10/10 pronunciation on that one sips, "Roald Dahl" not "Roll Doll"😆

[@ollypolly8113]

@@SenorDelFuego I know how to pronounced, I'm Norwegian :P. Just the way he said sounded so funny to me. And no, I don't think you are an ass :)

[@ashton35]

This was a good one

[@RukartBert]

22:18 Ghost ships

[@phulcrum1984]

I'm with Flax here. Live PD is one of those shows that if I turn it on I can't turn it off for some reason. Not because it's amazing and compelling entertainment, but for some reason I can't put my thumb on.

[@CaptainForsyth]

the yogscast was one of many reason I got into making my own comics. also can we see you son comics sips?

[@whoisthisguy128]

I feel like the whole "cops can't search you without justifiable cause" thing is a bit of a trap, because you refusing to give them permission to search your vehicle is probably justifiable cause in and of itself. Unless you do it in a way that's like "I'm 20 minutes late for my wedding" I guess.

[@chriscollins50]

Is 'playing youtube' the new 'playing doctor'?

[@Elenrai]

Hmm...start worrying when daughters talk about playing twitch.

[@doggodan]

I'm just gonna come out and say it Focusrite ROCKS

[@IceBlueJoe]

So glad they mentioned about the bath plug story repeat😂

[@ComedyMasterGaming]

Really great episode

[@varflane]

Catamites (to avoid looking in the wrong places).

[@donmcgowan7911]

In the us if you tell a cop you dont consent they can use that as probable cause to search you

[@zoro115-s6b]

What a ghost ship can do to you depends a lot on what kind of ghost ship it is. Being a mile inland is well and good when it's some ghost pirates, but what do you do when the ghost bismark comes back for revenge? What then sips? Poopfeast420 is right to be afraid.

[@Doomessenger4654]

i cant wait for 99.9.1

[@TommyLikeTom]

Interesting concept. Got to try this automatic lipsync, but I enjoy manual lipsync too much

[@HierapolisPhrygia]

My tech support guy happens to be named Bill. I kind of fell bad for him now.

[@drakhoon]

remember in the united states you can be arrested at any point because the cop claims resisting arrest, at which then gives the police legal right to search your car and belongings, and use what ever they find in a court of law against you. and the reason for the resisting arrest just has to be the cop said you were resisting arrest, no warrant, no probably cause, no previous reason for the arrest or actually in the process of being arrested, the cop just has to testify or say you were resisting arrest.

[@NejedNiko]

Well .. then you should play >Observer_, because that game is hecking awesome. Story, graphics, atmosphere ... And it's futuristic, CyberPunk-ish ... amazing. I loved it.

[@danhelll8768]

Lmao at pyrion thinking you can do that shit with cops

[@chaoticjexak]

oh i love the jalapeno snyders!

[@galacticcat3660]

"If you had an infrastructure ready..." Lewis on the Dutch weed trade. Meanwhile, in the real world, Dutch people are present all over the world selling said weed.

[@juliangoodman9000]

Love this

[@lilBabyBornInCalifornia]

LIVE PD is here in Santa Fe, NM where i live! it makes it look so much worse than it really is

[@etherealpenguin8683]

Sips rants are too funny

[@elliotthutton7175]

My hard disk was set to 20 minutes but never noticed a problem. Certainly never turned itself off. Whats that setting actually for?

[@montgomeryharr30]

I'm glad you exist.

[@Warrandpeace]

Felt the same about the gaming rut... decided to stop playing repetitive games like rocket league... got the Xbox game pass and have just been playing a million different games and it’s honestly great... play outer wilds it’s crazy good

[@lewisgibbens9918]

I used to do the exact same thing sips’ kid does I used to write marvel comics instead tho.

[@jamestiffin5553]

McMafia was a total woosh joke for Lewis there

[@leoslack6104]

James Tiffin r/woosh

[@starfallxd]

KZbin adds are getting bad i got one that only ended when i pressed the button kept playing the add

[@henchman4296]

I cannot FUCKING believe that Sips' boring-ass I.T. story turned out to be the solution to the problem my computer's had for months! Pyrion, I'm sorry, but you are no longer allowed to shut Sips up, no matter how inane his stories may be.

[@asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791]

Just switch over to linux, lads. Every indy, most large, and many AAA video game companies bring their games out on Linux nowadays. Unless you really like blizzard, there is no excuse.

[@IKponmwosa11]

Does anyone know the single player game they were talking about, the boat mystery one , ridink i think?

[@IKponmwosa11]

Redim

[@IKponmwosa11]

Oberdin

[@gregorB92]

I hate it when people like pyrion play a game for 10 minutes and say its bad.

[@Einomar]

Bill? Lol Bill has had nothing to do with windows for decades xD

[@jeffreythezeldafan]

Will we get a episode 99.91?

[@tobymacintyre7861]

99.901

[@finnpeters7867]

Don’t like the hate towards Bill, such a great guy

[@GrubbyWubby]

someone tell these guys to switch to linux

[@TheDKninja]

one day it will be 100

[@TheEarlThePearl1]

A lot of fucking ads on this one. Good on you boys get that bag.

[@sulanoji]

MORE BATH PLUG SIPS STORIES!

[@Wyattporter]

Holy shit, my dad loves Live PD. He watches it when it comes on the TV on Fridays.

[@Octoploppy]

If you like big name actors in games, watch the latest trailer for squadron 42.

[@LProductions666]

This shit makes my day g bless

[@Azulicious]

I'm with Pyrion -- Breathedge was garbage. I remember watching Sips losing his shit at it and just thinking "... What? Why?"

[@Chadpiece]

Han Solo -> Hand Fucking Solo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@MyBarnsey]

fuck me lewis 2019 : its "easy to get away with" *face palm*

[@blahbada]

WOOO!

[@DeadGrenadier]

i put this on when i want to sleep

[@DeadGrenadier]

I love you fuckers tho

[@scacknewman]

10:22

[@benny802]

I don’t mean to alarm you, but The Triforce, the Podcast is near on a ton boys!

[@cleary1492]

Lewis maybe you just didn’t lock the door or your way out...?

[@Tofu_Town]

The Han Solo bit got me xD

[@owaingum6468]

P flax a bit hypocritical about telling sips off for boring stories, at least I can listen to sips’ soothing voice and not want to rip out my toenails with a screwdriver whenever I hear his voice, unlike with a certain mr flax

[@DuncanSnowVie]

Lewis should play Tacoma.

[@CRACKALACKASHANG]

The problem with "probable cause" is a cop can lie about smelling pot, unfortunately if a cop is determined to search you then they will. In Georgia you can be searched if you have too many little tree air fresheners hanging from your rear view because "you're trying to cover up a smell..." And nobody can prove the cop didn't smell pot or have "reasonable cause" for a search 🤷‍♂️ it's kinda bogus but honestly idk how we could fix it

[@Mandrewsmadventures]

Fucking ghost ships hahaha

[@drago2210]

38:00

[@mokmok8080]

Nice

[@RendomRozeOlifant]

Fun fact weed ist legal in the netherlands

[@mattstern4781]

You guys should check out a A Futile and Stupid Gesture on Netflix www.imdb.com/title/tt5566790/ about National Lampoon's if you want to see comedy's turning point and where SNL came from.

[@patrickjanke63]

Yessss

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

oh my fucking god han fucking *S O L O*

[@josephmetcalfe4663]

Discord is a fucking shitshow, cant wait for teamspeak 5

[@NASH78]

TRUMP O.S... Sounds like an awesome experience!

[@Tomfissh]

Sorry sips ur kid didnt make the chip fry joke

[@lilBabyBornInCalifornia]

windows is in no way better than OSX on a mac

[@adamtillison6260]

God of war pretty much ruined me haha, every game since then hasn't measured up