Opie & Anthony: Patrice O'Neal's "Niggaology" (10/06/06)

[@anthonyjames3196]

Damn it's crazy to have KZbin suggest a clip that you are on. Lol I'm the Tony that called in. Wow. I really miss Patrice.

[@blacktoothfox677]

For real!? Cool

[@Madanth0ny]

Anthony James If that’s true that’s really cool dude

[@raulduke3237]

Shit was funny dude

[@HieronymousLex]

Dude, this is one of the greatest clips in radio history, no bullshit. And you sound like a really cool guy.

[@stayfrosty8470]

If that's true, thank you for this moment.

[@robertstraw9881]

His logic was flawless. He explains society perfectly in a way most people wouldn’t dare to explain it. Brilliant, concise, sharp and hilarious. He was fucking brilliant.

[@reverend_wintondupree]

He put everything in layman's terms and called out the self proclaimed geniuses for their bullshit and inability to do the same.

[@kohekade2961]

Nah, he was both incredibly intelligent and witty, and had completely flawed logic... that's what made his descriptions so unique and beautiful. He had his OWN point of view, logical or not it was absolutely beautiful.

[@markrobertson2052]

@@kohekade2961 Agreed, people broad brush the correctness of his ideas in a positive light because he is so insightful and funny. That doesn't mean he's right about every damn thing. You can still be a legend while not having been right about everything all the time.

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

Ikr his bit about ‘how you wouldn’t believe someone who put marbles up their ass if they told you anything. But that sameeeeee mf’er who put marbles up his ass his ass said “two plus two equals four” and you can look in a book and see that “two plus two doesssss equal four” butttttt THAT MF put marbles in his ass…” explaining how everyone in society would think of you as crazy even if your conspiracy “theory” was more like a proven conspiracy hypothesis rather than conjecture. But still it’s different than the normal ‘rationalization’ so you concise it to ‘thatttttt mfer puts marbles in his ass..’’ I think it was from the “Patrice O’Neil Brilliant Illuminati theories” video that is 34 min long

[@thadoc5186]

That’s why they took him out.

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Bill Burr said it best: the tragedy about him dying, is that there will only be one Patrice.

[@nhardman]

Burr is a douche. At least Patrice never sold out like Billy boy.

[@senseiii3986]

Yeah there could never be another patrice... he deserved another 20 years, man, he would still be here and be probably THE most famous comedian

[@Caressiive19]

@@senseiii3986 facts and the rock could he his smaller best friend

[@JohnDoe-cu2hl]

Unlike everybody else who is replaceable…

[@famalam943]

Kinda sick of how bill rides Patrice when he even admitted they weren’t close. Ant was a real friend to Patrice

[@benjamind7639]

2020 still listening to these

[@johnlewis8934]

Benjamin Dail same

[@Hamptino]

These are like classic episodes of a TV show.

[@randazza]

I listen to compilations, and clips, over new podcasts. All the Opie hatrid just leaves a giant shitstain on their entire archive.

[@pseudonayme7717]

Dunno how I managed to miss this one but I'm glad I found it 😎

[@RoseUnseen]

Dude this was posted a year ago , its not some 10 year old video post lol

[@geoffrey8722]

THIS MAN WOULD DOMINATE TODAY ... god I miss him

[@awFOQ]

and still today!

[@remydufresne6576]

(39:55) PATRICE: “I firmly believe this country is falling apart because of white guilt” Wise words

[@thadoc5186]

Patrice was very tuned into how things worked.

[@ricoburnett]

There's no such thing as white guilt.

[@KingOfMMOs]

@@ricoburnett progressivism

[@daddydad3731]

@@thadoc5186 0

[@MonteroOnBoxing]

Prophetic words.

[@yusufamplifice8260]

Patrice knew how to break situations down.

[@zeroireland]

The thumbnail is fantastic

[@Trapinnewyork44]

Literally what I was going to type🤣

[@warlock253]

"Now you see, Pussy = MC²"

[@sylentknight]

thumbnail caught my eye, title made me lmao

[@spicyoctopus]

@@warlock253 I think he would say pussy is like a magnetic force that catches all objects but can be thwarted and controlled with logic; Patrice was like Spock

[@johnlewis8934]

I actually don’t like it, but whatever

[@AM-257]

"Get the fuck outta here nigga I gotta buy Sony?" one of the funniest lines and deliveries in O&A history.

[@chilliwraslin2510]

I'm black and Patrice taught me so much about black people.

[@kencoleman93]

Same here Bro. I checked your profile and it's cool. I'm actually going to be a Pro Wrestler so I am with you. Lol we gotta honestly know How Black we are.

[@teaCupkk]

If you listen closely, the main thing you learn is that blacks do everything out of spite.

[@xcaluhbration]

I learned things from this dude about the way men think that I never even knew and I'm a man.

[@beeasy6170]

Black Card Revoked

[@KC-bg1th]

@J H Nice try, Burr.

[@AndrewBarsky]

A brilliant bit of hilarious social commentary. Everyone making jokes and treating each other as equals. Real dudes acting like real friends.

[@blacktoothfox677]

Acting is right

[@salazam]

What would I do without internet nerds leaving comments explaining the obvious? How could I ever survive? What kind of vague and ambiguous world would it be without some dedicated autist superhero leaving a comment like, "They were speaking words with their mouths and listening with their ears, just like humans."

[@MikeJones-yu8hh]

Patrice is the hero we need right now.

[@jmeszi4159]

d d false

[@TheAmazingBigLuck]

Real Talk

[@wellthatisgr8er]

but don't deserve.

[@Sprite_525]

“I don’t *_really_* like to wear my hat like this, but I’ll do ANY goddamn damn thing to not-wear it like white people.” 😂 Amazing and honest. Loved Patrice

[@spiritualpressure777]

😭

[@BTakes138]

Then wonder why they're treated differently.

[@chuckweber542]

These clips never get old.the show was never the same when patrice passed.rip patrice oneal.

[@BigStevie]

If they ever make a Comedian Hall of Fame, Patrice O'Neal definitely deserves it!

[@makavelidkg7706]

Never stop posting this golden content. RIP PATRICE

[@dankestranch8738]

Patrice is a comedic genius. Turned the two guys arguing into a bit

[@jordantaylorwilliams8227]

Fr the way he explained every step of that argument was hilarious and genius

[@xcchi]

“I’m almost a white guy, because I think in terms of property and I think in terms of future.” I find that sad

[@timmteller871]

Well it shows some of the cultural problems of the black community

[@xcchi]

​@@timmteller871 I've thought a lot about this and when listening to Jay Z's "The Story of OJ" it appeared to me that the one of the main roots of the problem is that black people arent trying to become people, they are trying to become black. The way that Jay Z mocks "I'm Not Black I'm O.J." shows how white people throughout history have failed to look at black people past their skin color. The sad thing is it also shows that black people dont even choose to look at themselves past their own skin color. It hit me personally when i realized that the more successful you are, apparently the less black you are to other black people. Unless the success is through music, sports, drug dealing, and pimping. Too much of the black identity is attached to NOT BEING WHITE with no foundation of it's own. By identifying as black you are putting limits on yourself, because you are still a slave to what people decide being black means. I'm not black, my skin is black. I don't belong to my skin, it belongs to me.

[@dawg8268]

@@xcchi Well said. Every in-group has some degree of limitation and bounds past which you just can't be in the group anymore. Black culture developed a few (their fault or not) that are fonts of many social problems. It seems to me their definition of success has mostly to do with luxury, or getting without providing/grinding much. To take up honest work and "be white" then only affords you the patina of luxury, because behind the scenes you're a "slave". It's almost like you've become a liar or sellout.

[@ProfessorCDO]

Hmpoy a very insightful analysis. I’m Latino and we have similar problems with that as well. Specially dealing with each other as Latin countries

[@tordy4963]

@Gzus Kreist There is something more fundamental than what you call 'honesty'. It really comes down to thinking..or lack of it.

[@arthurbarrios888]

Patrice just makes my day no matter what

[@negativeindustrial]

That high pitched laugh of his could cure cancer. He doesn’t even need to talk to make me laugh.

[@wunkid47]

"This mutha fucka wears birkenstocks!" 😂😂😂

[@bobbysmith9810]

So many quotables 😂😂

[@raulduke3237]

The thumbnail is so fuckin funny if you've listened to Patrice as much as I have. That really is the way he talks, like he's a professor.

[@spiritualpressure777]

😭🙏💯

[@MidTierVillain]

Anthony & Patrice were the satellite radio version of Archie Bunker & George Jefferson. Legendary discussions came from these two(opie was involved), and the comedic value of these shows is pure gold.

[@immanuelcunt7296]

"Opie was involved" 😂😂

[@dpclerks09]

11:35 "Patrice has got my back, right Patrice?" "Not often..." ❤

[@alexge.5935]

Patrice and Joey Diaz In some podcast.. would’ve been legendary

[@seancoffey5991]

Nothing id wish to see/hear more so than that

[@samuraijacques952]

Joey Diaz can't even wipe Patrice's ass

[@Methodizations]

Patrice would have seen through Joey's BS. Patrice always 'did the math', and when you do the math with Joey you find out he was locked up in county jail so much more then likely half those stories are someone else's, or entirely made up.

[@TheTruthTeller99]

​@@Methodizationsyep it's clear he bullshits so much

[@spiritualpressure777]

“Because I Want Things To Be Better. Any nigga that wants things to be better, A Nigga That Doesn’t Want Things To Be Better Hears It” 💯 RIP 🙏

[@bobby4front]

When the insult is “your doing well” you’re talking to a poor person 😂

[@HarryJohnson69]

This thumbnail is just phenomenal

[@hassanrao3576]

The thumbnail is perfect

[@jadenwonders7033]

Never knew patrice . Still Miss him like hell . rip legend

[@optweb2k]

We were having so much fun back in the day.

[@920WASHBURN]

One of the best lines I've ever heard and not even a chuckle? "I'm not showing you my black card, that's how you lose it, showing it to white people".

[@BeatEngine-qr7if]

🔥 bars

[@GreenZonto]

"He sells crack" lmao

[@TheTantric1030]

The fucking picture is the GREATEST! Niggalogy with professor Patrice would be the most popular course in any college.😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@thenativist7625]

😂

[@simonal1989]

23:00 - To this day I think about that walking challenge. They should have done it with all the O&A guys and comics then reveal who reached the furthest

[@TuchNGoh]

Bro that would have been the funniest bit ever. If they were all mic’d up.

[@ArcStormZ]

That caller slamming opie and then backing anthony was genuinely one of the only good calls he ever took.

[@corrodosoprano9667]

It's easier to spend all your money on fly clothes when you live in the hood with your grandma.

[@charleserickson3499]

Your account is litty

[@mobisnest3205]

"What is it with you and this varsity crap?" - Tony Soprano

[@corrodosoprano9667]

@@mobisnest3205 My little nephew never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@MF-Rell]

It's easier to have fly shit when done bankruptcy and pay all your properties and cars have one payment. Then there children have established credit and can buy other shit.

[@nathaninostroza7655]

@@mobisnest3205 next time you come here, you come heavy or not at all.

[@grant5941]

Patrice makes me want to live in the projects

[@grishanyc]

what?

[@VashStarwind]

Did you miss the part where he said it sucked living there? And that its gotten way worse? lmao

[@explodingheadtrick2350]

All ya’ll gushing over Patrice, wishing he was alive to be your hero - Toughen up your leather like he says and be the hero Your world needs. He gifted us with wisdom and humor - it’s up to YOU to keep the spirit of critical thinking and savage honesty going. Stop that weak dumb shit, he’d say ‘ychk’.

[@Sunsets330]

Exactly. He was a very funny comedian in an era of very funny comedians. Nothing more, nothing less.

[@madz79]

Ight settle down dude in comment section, jesus your dramatic

[@rickDArula]

@@madz79 he's not wrong tho. He'd make fun of his worshipers Don't take his words as gospel but as a outline on how to respect yourself over greedy and no good woman who kill your spirit

[@immanuelcunt7296]

@@Sunsets330 Horseshit, he was also a very honest person with a lot of integrity and insight/intelligence.

[@GeeMoney843]

damn, it hurt to read that as an avid patrice stan, but its so so true

[@JoeyBullet222]

I like that you left the hand white on patrice in the thumbnail. 🤣

[@combo187]

opie interrupting is the worst

[@maxburpee]

Patrice’s size up of E-rock was brutal holy shit. “He’s just a sad, soggy kid.”

[@GgoogleAwah]

I'm on here in 2024 Where's the rest of this... Damn, Patrice O'Neal the GOAT ...

[@7671234]

I'm certain Patrice is up there making god think differently about things lol his laugh is so contagious it makes you feel grateful to have known about him

[@mtbmadman187]

Your catalogue is Insane.. thank you

[@xCoffeeNWeedx]

lmao, thats a funny ass picture. Thanks for the clip.

[@stormthepitbull]

This needs played on a loop in every public place In America right now.

[@tejasnair3399]

God that dude from DC is hilarious

[@jmeszi4159]

Whoever’s doing these thumbnails of Patrice or billy bob burr is a legend

[@georgekazanjian6061]

Damn Patrice was way ahead of his time! He called this liberal white guilt shit 14 yrs ago!

[@ashtonsgotsauce]

lmao black folks been talking about white liberals wayyy longer than patrice

[@Ethiokarate1]

This is why I need the internet

[@trippykoa616]

Dude I just turned 31 this year and listening to this just brought me way back!! I remember my dad picking me up from school middle school everyday with this playing in his car and him hysterically laughing

[@luisfavela-espinoza2770]

This thumbnail makes me smile every single time I see it.

[@bartholomewlyons]

9:22 “nigga, what you do? Have a monocle, nigga?” 😄😄😄

[@VashStarwind]

Under-rated line hahah

[@Netty7787]

I miss Patrice’s laugh when I was feeling like shit I can always listen to old O&A Clips with Patrice

[@taytonelavsky4862]

I feel like 2006 was one of the best years for the show

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Uncle Paul made his debut then. Coincidence?

[@asmith4549]

"We'll just let Patrice explain it"

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

Patrice would be on the type of level that Chappelle is on if he were still alive. That transcend-comedy, singular type of philosopher level. RIP, Patreeky.

[@deemedpreme]

"How much is this scalpel?" lmfao I'm dead.

[@VashStarwind]

"What about this stethoscope, and I can spell it by the way..." LMAO

[@dapperdangerous-l9i]

@@VashStarwind 💀

[@decentralizedintelligencea4778]

Legends never die.

[@MrAlecksTv]

If I could have anyones perspective... it'd be Patrice.

[@MrAlecksTv]

@d d You didnt pull it off.

[@andjunglepunkthirteen760]

@@MrAlecksTv zinged that jackass nice nice.

[@MrAlecksTv]

@@andjunglepunkthirteen760 😎

[@-lancepie-1002]

Finally more content

[@philthedrill2244]

7:48 “because it match my hat” 🤣🤣🤣

[@philthedrill2244]

29:55 brilliant contribution by the Opester

[@Harrison28829]

As a someone who’s worked in a sneaker store, they know what they’re getting. They were the easiest to sell, they picked out everything 🤣🤣

[@larrylaurenzi1625]

Would the world not be better if black mothers & fathers spent 22 years making sure their children were academic superstars!

[@ignatiusreilly8280]

lol the damn background pic

[@negativeindustrial]

Anthony should just move to Texas. He could carry 24/7 and his gun collection would just be considered cute here.

[@Briguy164]

Ever hear the episode where someone said that to hil and he said he likes being the big fish in the little pond

[@ericsiggins254]

Patrice is soooooooooooooooo missed

[@slipperygypsy1366]

Back when comedy was untouchable

[@elifrowney422]

Man, I miss Patrice so much.

[@poolmannocal6299]

Patrice is needed now more than ever

[@FGKing-gc3xn]

Professor Patrice lmfao PhD in the study of Pimpology

[@nathaninostroza7655]

He said he's got a PhD in white people too hahahahahahahha god bless him.

[@demo3456]

We also lost Fez. The other day. They are starting to drop guys. Enjoy them now.

[@wiz369]

70 show Fez?

[@MikeLoveThyself]

I’ve heard this so many times and it still cracks me up

[@tolloromassi99]

This thumbnail rocks man!!

[@Trump-gk8si]

He said “ he sells crack” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RuggedCoyote69]

TREMENDOUS 🌴

[@youknowihaduwuittoem]

Nice pfp.

[@Spootnik]

Still the best Patrice photo shop

[@Unanythang]

Would have loved to hear tim Dillon talk to Patrice if he was atill around

[@gideonamare160]

" you got to buy the nigga ass sony!" 😭😭😭

[@alimuh007]

You sound upwardly mobile sir

[@gauravsoni3265]

I love that thumbnail!! So fucking accurate.. Patrice really is the greatest teacher in the history of teaching!!

[@АлексейСтах-з3н]

Thanks, Opie, never got to hear the difference between LA and NY, good job

[@MrD3000]

Pure genius. Patrice and Anthony were such a perfect combination. I miss people being able to riff like this about subjects like this. I feel we somehow lost that in the last 10 or so years. People have gotten way too sensitive and angry. Is there any show/podcast like this today out there?

[@camron.2596]

These niggas said "it's like the fish with the "light on top of their heads"😂😂😂😂😂 25:49

[@rickDArula]

This thumbnail is gold

[@knockturnall]

Patrice was a phenomenal dude!

[@gamersquidtv5000]

I miss patrice so much

[@dashuntas.m4045]

This thumbnail is freaking killing me

[@Atom.Storm.]

All opie wants to do is go to the phones. I know, we have hilarious people in studio being hilarious, lets constantly cut to some gibbering idiot with nothing to say, no delivery and break up the flow.

[@awFOQ]

in a f-ed up way tho... thats what got them more listeners over time... as much as its annoying that he does it...

[@reginabrown921]

39:46 Patrice called it!

[@JuanCKaun]

Thanks for the video

[@atlienn2566]

I wonder what Patrice would say about today 6/2/2020

[@ALMUDDY]

Right with the riots n all

[@OFFICIAL863JLS]

if there's a god patreeky will roast me in the afterlife

[@ottico84]

This is gold... 🤣

[@romeano4882]

26:30 wow Hannibal burress might’ve stole his act

[@michaelhinton2738]

Patrice giving up classified information!

[@amandaszymczak388]

Thanks are kinds of race relations we need rn! Done with humor an love. 2020 needs a Patrice!

[@amandaszymczak388]

There will never be another like Patrice tho....fucking legend

[@KJVII]

That thumbnail is hall of fame hilarious 😂😂

[@TuchNGoh]

23:00 the chicken walk up through Harlem would have been the greatest bit ever

[@TBilliards]

00:02 Tony 39:44 Guilt ruins civilizations

[@tbomber]

43:30 damn he mentions Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac... air date 2006...

[@charlesblack9959]

If interested, "Panic" on KZbin. Documentary on the 08 financial crisis, it's very good.