True Facts About The Owl

[@AllesErlaubt10]

As a german I approve of this fairy tale. Exactly how I would tell it to my children.

[@Theturtleowl]

+The Potatoe Fairy The version with the pictures.

[@AllesErlaubt10]

Theturtleowl Is there even any other way?^^

[@Theturtleowl]

+The Potatoe Fairy Nah, but to make sure they get the story in all its glory, they need the picturebook. And if possible a video version

[@Theturtleowl]

+The Potatoe Fairy If possible the sing along version and a copy to act it out at school. Would make a good school play

[@AllesErlaubt10]

Mr.Scruffy the great Exactly. 12/10.

[@l_________r_________3848]

This narrator's voice sounds like a combination of a sarcastic Morgan Freeman and Snape.

[@Konpekikaminari]

This is the first time I've heard someone discribe it that way. And it's so damn true

[@saviooliveira9994]

it sounds like deadpool

[@rachellemj]

I went looking for this comment!

[@jorgerivera130]

nah it sounds like Liam Neeson

[@zechariahmckenzie7557]

Morgan Snapeman

[@nicolasvanderweide5167]

"Just remember: don't do drugs. Because an owl just might rip your face off" *CONSEQUENCES*

[@phantomnuke996]

I actually searched it up it's real

[@erazure.]

And then a piano fell on my head

[@TurnipCart]

I've done so many drugs, still waiting on the owl

[@vtdee88888]

What was it called Phantom Nuke99

[@rogercline5377]

@@TurnipCart An owl already ripped your face off... you're just hallucinating that it didn't.

[@Jay_Rainstorm]

I once had an owl stuck in my house. My living room has a high ceiling and a plenty of places to land. As we chased it around not a single wing beat could be heard. I hope that owl is doing ok.

[@adamdietz6371]

"if silence were loudness, they'd be the loudest flying bird"

[@annebruecks7381]

Adam Dietz That’s a terrible metaphor

[@pancakes4552]

Every other bird: Da fuq!?!?!?

[@Andy-vt7sl]

Happy to be the 1,000th like on this comment 4/5/21

[@FrankCosbyNo-Relation]

I believe it's pronounced 🐦bee-urd🐤

[@scottthesmartape9151]

makes sense

[@Kovukingsrod]

0:38 I can’t be the only one who actually did try

[@hang_kentang6709]

i knew it wont work because our eyes can move within its socket to track object, but i did it nonetheless. and i do feel like an idiot after that.

[@famidcat8842]

I knew he would said i looked like an idiot... But i still tried

[@hkayakh]

Kovu Kingsrod i did it

[@natehall3131]

same here

[@toxn1xwaste378]

nice to know i'm not the only idiot here -_-

[@francescafaithreyes9812]

1:16 *BYERD OF PREY* I love that's so perfect timing for the owl

[@xk445g]

A Beard of Prey

[@benjammin5328]

A Bÿurd of Prey

[@Ctrooper2011]

@@xk445g That narrator watched _¡Mucha Lucha!,_ didn't he? 😂

[@BanaDoyabad]

That timing is soooo perfect and hilarious!!! (That's how Zefrank doooo.) This is one of my favorite videos. Not just because the owl is one of my favorite animals either.

[@kayetiu5955]

>:)

[@MistressDragonFlame]

Every so often, I come back to watch this masterpiece again. Worth it every time.

[@That80sGuy1972]

When I was a kid I lived in a rural area. One of my neighbors had a resident owl and resident "stray" cat that lived on his property. He told me they were his favorite employees. His property was the only one that never had critter problems. The cat and owl were often seen sitting together. To this day, that memory short-circuits my brain. When I asked that neighbor why the cat seems happy when the owl digging in the cat's fur he told me "the cat must have gotten a tick or something." He told me they even played together. I wonder which one got too old first and became the other's dinner.

[@indy_go_blue6048]

There's a similar story in a video; maybe the same story? IIRC the cat developed feline AIDS, distemper... some fatal disease. The owl acted distraught after his pal died.

[@That80sGuy1972]

@@indy_go_blue6048 Aw. Well, the silver lining is that they were friends for life. I feel bad for both. More so the owl, he experienced the loss.

[@CurlyAndNerdy101]

How does this not have more likes???

[@Tvtyrant2]

Isn't this the side plot of Redwall? Badgers and Foxes also become buddies, I think there is more animal cooperation then we know about.

[@AzurityArts]

oh that got dark

[@shadowwarrior2772]

"Despite it's cuddly apparence, the owl is in fact a BEARD of prey." 1:11 I just imagined a flying beard with a mouth.

[@coinlockerbaby578]

Horrifying.

[@jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901]

What kind of beard doesn't have a mouth??

[@ahedgienamedstar5035]

Alt-Centrist NeoBuddhist-AnarchoBonapartist thats true

[@ahedgienamedstar5035]

Alt-Centrist NeoBuddhist-AnarchoBonapartist but it’s not flying

[@CertainlyCaro]

BYUERD

[@JelloApocalypse]

These are incredible. "They must camouflage themselves as muppets" absolutely destroyed me.

[@achanwahn]

JelloApocalypse Omg! I love your vlogs!

[@sumdud2129]

I was wondering what I would find in ze Frank's comment section. This is a surprise but a welcome one.

[@juliacortez5516]

Same😂😆

[@101firestar]

Look at who I've found. Never expected you to be here lol

[@starcrossedwarrioresyale2032]

JelloApocalypse 😂😂😂. Me too. That and “but you look like an idiot.”

[@nnexa4]

9 years later and I still love this.

[@Kinokisings]

Now I’m going to start a band called “Apes of the Hamburger”

[@w.s.g.2766]

Ahh key and peele reference

[@ninja_babagacha6184]

Yesthepotatoislookingatyou is this why my mother is always disappointed in me?

[@joyporcella81]

Rock on hamburger dude

[@mr_ekshun]

Anybody else ever want to start a band just because they came up with a dope band name, not because they have any musical skill whatsoever?

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nashor7161]

1:16 "a beard of prey" Owl: *smug looks*

[@redflame300]

😂😂👌

[@rhiannonphoenix5426]

Nashor yeeessss

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

>:)

[@aburafidhaas-safawi839]

Biyürd

[@idealsurrealism9587]

Nice Shantae profile pic.

[@Himark89]

Now guys lets have a little confession session! Who has bobbed their heads for real?

[@saminegron5432]

I did, and so did my dad

[@Soifon69]

+The Humble Geometric Figure lol I did

[@MarinatedNari]

me

[@cavalr1002]

me :D

[@ohiho3293]

owls copied me

[@weldingweirdo5463]

“Try riding a bicycle at night, and picking up a moving burrito with your feet, based on the sound that it makes” kills me every time 😂

[@angi216]

"That is how owl do"

[@Katy-sh3ru]

Me too

[@monkfan72]

What sound does the burrito make? 😂

[@BMAN-eb4jk]

@@angi216”When they aren’t being quiet, owls make a wide variety of sounds. Perhaps the most famous of these sounds is the ‘hoo hoo’ sound made by some owls.”

[@misscyanic2484]

You must listen carefully w your earholes for struggling burrito sounds in the night.

[@caden0622]

“Beaaarrrdddsss of Pray” Nailed it.

[@rysmith9433]

Yep

[@orbs1062]

And the flight feathers, to reduce "tieeerbulance."

[@JetFalcon710]

"Beeeeyirds of prey"

[@waldensiansylph4869]

1:11 and with that sinister look 😂 Right after the clip of the owl eating a fellow bird. Bjørd of praaay

[@doctoroctagonapus23]

"Try riding a bicycle at night and picking up a moving burrito with your feet based on the sound it makes" RIP my sides

[@mimis.4093]

Why?

[@kingdinamo2076]

@MKS hes laughing super hard.

[@rydemk4168]

Alexa I was thinking he was joking about trying

[@ashdude55]

that is how the owl do

[@josh_the_happy]

My mama likes Doctor Who

[@TheFacedGAM]

This is honestly SUCH a good series.

[@mjangelvortex]

It is. It's a shame he stopped making these.

[@TheFacedGAM]

It's a deeply saddening truth.

[@TheFacedGAM]

***** That saddens me even more.

[@dandazed5846]

It gets worse. He doesn't work for Buzzfeed. He *IS* Buzzfeed.

[@larirosu1030]

Dandy Whale Really??nah

[@notleefy9837]

"Don't do drugs, because an owl just might rip your face off." That sounds so genuine lol

[@kygaming7163]

"It doesn't really works for humans... but you do look like an idiot"

[@jazmyn8735]

-NoMercy- Fatality lmao I was bobbing my head haha

[@anrpnk994]

I was to

[@greygraham5361]

Same I looked like an idiot

[@mintimin8707]

I did look like one

[@FrightMorph]

-NoMercy- Fatality It actually works better if you walk AROUND something.

[@luigi1456]

Oh my, thats cute, he's like a little baby, he likes being pet. Oh look at this one playing with his friend.. Crap you're not playing with it, don't try to hide it, I already saw.

[@Misleee-_-]

luigi1456 lol

[@silverback5730]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man that's funny.

[@dankpepe2110]

Lmao.

[@slinkerdeer]

Finally, someone quoting a part of the video they found funny, and there isnt an asshole in the replies saying something like "oh you watched the same video as me DURR"

[@sageoverheaven]

oh you watched the same video as me DURR

[@totallynottheone3981]

"Try riding a bicycle at night while trying to pick up a moving burrito with your, feet based on the sound it makes. That is how the owl do."

[@aricatou]

I was definitely not expecting to hear such a specific analogy.

[@ThisisDee007]

😂👌

[@noreason4mewhatudone684]

Eric will get his ass beat like a bitch but he's too big of a pussy to show his face. Pussy

[@yvetteworrall8909]

Even fascinatinger fact. Baby owls walk down trees at night to where parents have caught and ripped apart bat carcasses (or whatever's on the menu) into shreds for the bebes to practice their eating on. Witnessed this afternath myself, with owls and owlets gazing down at me the morning after.

[@sithlordhibiscus9936]

They felt no remorse.

[@violenceislife1987]

I read that in zefrank's voice

[@alaly1027]

I love that you gave respect to the page and called them "bebes", because that is just how the Zefrank do.

[@tourmalineii4134]

"the owl is what we call a biirrd of preeyy" *owl looks at camera evilly*

[@mightypingusta3390]

Teki Jekkin it is called a byieerd of preeeeyy

[@misty21262]

"If silence were loudness, they would be the loudest flying bird-- that's.. that's a terrible metaphor.."

[@misty21262]

" That's right. Keep bobbing your head. It doesn't really work for humans, but you do look like an idiot."

[@KlaxontheImpailr]

At least he didn't compare silence to a duck vagina

[@lexderp2766]

Raina Da Wolf I read that right as he said it

[@joshuawhite1397]

I read this comment right when he said it🤯

[@bellumios]

0:59 he looks so happy 1:17 smuggest owl i have ever seen in my life

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

That's not smug, that's more like intimidating.

[@waldensiansylph4869]

More like an ominous look 😂😬 Owl: (Clip before: owl eats fellow bird.) Human: kisses owl Owl: I can rip your face off, esp in German fairy tales 🙊

[@BanaDoyabad]

The way he says "bird of prey" at 1:16, is effin hilarious!! I love how they edited it, So the owl mean mugs the camera right when he says it too. I crack up every single time!!

[@badbn405]

I had to look at it again, I busted out laughing!!!

[@wateroflife8955]

“Apes of the Hamburger”

[@_Black.Gardenia_]

Same

[@b-butwhytho7084]

@@duiweldier2384 and the HUE HUE

[@theusher2893]

XD im dying

[@victorylion610]

That's us

[@acz.24]

Yes, it is I, the Ape of the Hamburger! Fear me!

[@Festoniaful]

How perfect is that slow edit at 1:16 ?

[@rysmith9433]

Perfect

[@Amaya313]

"Bird of preeey"

[@Scrofar]

All hilarity aside, I did not know that about owl ears. Mind blown.

[@bluetannery1527]

Scrofar imo, that's part of what's so great about this series. Its absolutely hilarious but it's also so informative!! A lot of barn owls have those facial disks, as they're called.

[@mooniiko4060]

Scrofar yea

[@AvaEnithesi]

I learned this from the _Guardians of Ga'hoole_ series

[@ignitetheskyy]

hahaha me too!!

[@Ix.n.crew16]

Scrofar lol

[@writerconsidered]

The old ones are popping back in the recommendations again. This stuff is just priceless.

[@flamingkittyumad]

i actually did the bobbing thing, and i did feel like an idiot afterwards, well played sexy voice guy, well played

[@landonham402]

Me to

[@AnimalGirl345]

same

[@karenangamarca4580]

yeah me too

[@Dr.Barber]

flamingkitty umad it feels less stupid if you start getting into it like "HOO! HOO! HOO!" while panting. Really get your head into it

[@93DLareg]

i really find this comment to prove that im not the only one who did that ..

[@ButacuPpucatuB]

I was graciously invited to a party hosted by my owl friends. Remembering what I learned from ZeFrank, I threw up politely into the bowl they provided. Everyone hoo hoo-ed their approval. I call the owls my people now. 🦉

[@benjiusofficial]

Ape of the owls

[@helenl3193]

@@benjiusofficialwoooah, steady - that could be seen as a threat to eat the owls. Do you *want* get your face ripped off and eyes eaten?!

[@CherryBerryFashion]

😂😂😂

[@LemonMoon]

"The owl is waht we know as a byierd of prey."

[@omegahorror2717]

Lemon Moon I thought it said beard of prey

[@Sevan_UP]

Draco TheGreat repeats same quote in video gets 45 likes. What am I doing wrong?!

[@kamronisaiahjohnson2718]

The owl makes the perfect face at the camera as well

[@cancer7579]

“beard of prey” the most dangerous kind of beard

[@talon4618]

The owl made the perfect face in response. XD

[@remcovanvliet3018]

"... because an owl might rip your face off." That doesn't sound like something you'd want to enjoy sober, now, does it Frank?

[@fruiitbatz6437]

Owls are the cats of the sky adorable but deadly

[@FirefulXD]

baby owls or disabled owls don't count lol

[@sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637]

*yes*

[@larryweinberg1191]

Owls do not reproduce like cats nor do owls foul planted beds. Not a cat hater. Just dislike being overrun by them.

[@mags6201]

"Dont do drugs because an owl might rip your face off" And i have lived by that motto ever since-

[@Skurian_krotesk]

Yeah it happened to me twice now. It is by any means not a pleasant experience but damn. Every time it doesn't happen you get back a little bit of trust and hope until the next time you see an owl. All because you want to escape this damn reality.

[@javierperpol572]

Owld but gold.

[@b-butwhytho7084]

AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@toast3374]

Owld but Gowld

[@Evil_Tuxedo_Steve]

I just watched this in class and I just had to go to the channel on my own. it was genuinely the first time I enjoyed my science class

[@anthonyaguirre7143]

That's so cool you saw this in class. Zefrank is the best and its great he returned to making videos again.

[@dr.gungraziano]

That fairy tale isn't dark, you left out the sentimental part. The girls eyes started to cry inside of the owl and so the owl pitied the little girl, flew up into the sky and looked for her mother. Finally the owl found the mother, ate her eyeballs too and so mother and daughter saw each other after a long time of searching finally again. Well, their half-digested eyeballs, but that was OK.

[@Halloichheissdennis]

how does it called?

[@DarleyHavidsun]

I cried ;__;

[@24karatHAMSTER]

I heard that when the owl found the mother, it barfed up the girls eyeballs into a pellet right in front of the mother.

[@grandbean9031]

Is that supposed to make this not dark?So both the mother and the kid died,or at least the kid,but they saw eachother one last time?That doesnt make it any better,you could say it made it worse cause the mother technically saw her daughter dying in front of her....

[@dr.gungraziano]

Iraklis Pazios Oh, I forgot to mention that they've sung Hakuna Matata!

[@jillhbaudhaan]

That German fairy tale bit is effing hilarious

[@nex7886]

It's racist and bigoted. I don't know how you, as a black women, could possibly support such stereotypes. I've told my teacher about this and how I feel unsafe at the internet now.. she was shocked that this kind of behaviour is still celebrated at the internet.

[@jillhbaudhaan]

Mondschaf Just listened to it again, still hilarious. Expand your horizons, kid, and learn the meaning of words (like racist and bigotry) and about the history of fairy tales.

[@jillhbaudhaan]

Mondschaf LMFAO

[@nex7886]

Just because you think he doesn't doesn't mean he haven't! It's hurtful, regressive language!

[@nex7886]

It is and if you disagree you are bigoted and probably racist aswell. I don't want to deal with people like you anymore. Blocked!

[@stevionyoung8848]

please comeback to youtube

[@chrisdonish]

ceo of buzzfeed videos now.

[@ShatteredGlass916]

+feraligatr wait what ?? this guy is buzzfeed's ceo ??

[@chrisdonish]

harits andhika yep, he moved up in life..lol

[@ShatteredGlass916]

+feraligatr well, he moved to the wrong way tho lol

[@felixbrodeur-perry8464]

+harits andhika that fucking sucks

[@weebnerd9280]

I remember collecting owl pellets when I was a kid trying to put the skeletons back together, fond memories...

[@loveinspired7]

OMG, that is disgusting!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@explodingrat5409]

Remember, don't do drugs, or an owl might just rip your face off.

[@hannahdewert]

Collin Rotton That is what the world has come to

[@DarrenC_1024]

Oh, does that means Brothers Grimm and Andersen are heavy weed smokers?

[@plutogunship681]

Collin Rotton maybe 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@StaveEntertainment]

Best psa message ever

[@e_eulogy942]

Or a seagull.

[@EvonixTheGreatest]

"A beard of prey"

[@mimis.4093]

Holy shiit! I better shave my beard!! How do ladies shave their beaver? vERY careFulLy!

[@origin6638]

Oh god now I have the mental image. I love it and I want to try and draw it

[@javier6465]

0:38 "We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled"

[@ChadKakashi]

I love me some Sarge quotes.

[@lupvirga]

WE'VE BEEN HINGLDORFED!

[@Phenixdan7]

German fairy tales be like Little girl: walks into a forest Random owl: "I've got the high ground child!"

[@paulgran7815]

I'm from germany, and that doesn't ring a bell. It might be true tho, cause well we slayed our fair share of dragons and have an old dude living in a rock.

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

Little girl but in an Americanized fairy tale: “You underestimate my power!”

[@YesItsMeYaBoiMCnuggie]

Yeah I guess, im German too and can't recall that shit, im doing my Abitur, English ppl call it Highschool I think and I learned random shit about fairy tales and classical drama, but I can't remember to hear or read anything like it.

[@saltharvester1319]

Lil girl pulls tactical 12ga: "Say 'who' just one more time"

[@YesItsMeYaBoiMCnuggie]

@@saltharvester1319 once upon a time there was a little girl, with a Mossberg 590 A1 who had enough of her mother, the end.

[@linktheherooftime2678]

I tried bobbing my head and when he said you look stupid I died laughing

[@daddifloof]

Same

[@guy2404]

We both look like idiots

[@theirongiantbigdawg]

Same lol

[@o3x121]

Same

[@blahblahooooooooblah]

SAME LMAOO!

[@mbas97]

"Here are true facts about the owLLLLLLLLLLLL"

[@arnbrandy]

I saw this video a long time ago and forgot how amazing this pronunciation was 😂

[@ClickBeetleTV]

The best bjird

[@lukedelameter7961]

“Baby owls are called ow-Lets! And they look like a cotton ball grew a face. . . And legs.”

[@JeungYoo]

I don't know why but from afar I thought your pfp was the mona lisa lol

[@Amber-db9cz]

😭😂😂

[@micahphilson]

"Try riding a bicycle at night and picking up a burrito with your feet based on the sound that it makes. That is how an owl do." Still my favorite Zefrank line ever!

[@GC032]

*moving burrito 🌯

[@MikeSmith-ch7jv]

a sloppy burrito in south Texas does indeed make a special sound. only the drunk urban dwellers can distinguish this sound better than the owl....keep up the excellent videos zefrakk1

[@BMAN-eb4jk]

”When they aren’t being quiet, owls make a wide variety of sounds. Perhaps the most famous of these sounds is the ‘hoo hoo’ sound made by some owls.”

[@prismavidamusic7226]

Someone honestly said to me one time, "I wonder what owls say" and I responded, "Who?". And so she proceeded to ask again, "Owls... What do owls say?" And I again responded "Who?", and this actually went on for several minutes before she finally got what was happening. This conversation actually happened.

[@kwgrid]

Not all owls say 'whoooo'. The Barred Owl says, "Who cooks for you?" :D

[@zilvoxidgod]

that owl at 0:28 had some really effective camouflage on the back of its head.

[@corinna8143]

That is how an owl do

[@Pxu_Rei]

+Nudedragon XD

[@HelloThere-zh7ti]

bamboozled

[@ianmahawan141]

I agree, they do look like eyes

[@Bee-bup]

"Try riding your bike at night using your ears while using your feet to pick up a moving burrito"

[@walso5948]

And that is how the owl do

[@PrimeM92]

+Walso lol

[@cancer7579]

you fucked it up.

[@Agamemnon-w9x]

a moving burrito usually means that it was in your fridge for a while, trying to escape

[@mikay3427]

Who tried bobbing their heads? 😂😂

[@sazzy6264]

Absolutely I did.

[@drakashrakenburgproduction5369]

Man friend said I looked like an idiot.

[@sarahkilo3606]

Me 😂

[@milesworld426]

Me

[@Johnny-sj9sj]

I did when I was lying on my back and stoned out of my mind. It worked!

[@victoria6137]

10 years later and still hilarious and iconic

[@MrSpako13]

Try it out, Bob your head up and down Me sitting in school: aight

[@geeesejeeeze6055]

U little git

[@aphenclips8623]

I said that exact thing to my Girl Friend.

[@jaxusr235]

Vader Guess she didn’t have to move her head much then.

[@gytisx13]

@J. Schmidt Don't do drugs Bob

[@FeatherCorvus]

666 likes.. very unholy. I'm fixing it

[@hunterterrell9930]

If silence were loudness, the owl would be the loudest bird

[@StarkeEnterprises]

That's, That's a terrible metaphor.

[@Loxias1989]

*hard rock music plays while owl flies*

[@toast3374]

*were You dumb

[@squeemy_paulie]

@@toast3374 you're dumb* you're an idiot

[@mattrogers5188]

@@toast3374 * you're

[@frosty390]

"...this is why it's polite to throw up at an owl's dinner party" LOL

[@asianfruit2020]

So that's why my friend's owl stared at me when we had a dinner party and I didn't throw up

[@mimis.4093]

Thank you for that info! Gosh or Goddddamn it! I don't know fairy tale table manners!?

[@clark4041]

Thank you for all the laughs ZeFrank ^_^ You are one of our favorite content crafters! P.S. Owls are so cute.

[@blazemordly9746]

The kids in my 2nd grade classroom always learn so much when I put one of these informative documentaries on, thanks for your hard work. ~ A. Teacher

[@tigobittesx]

I am confident I would get fired from my Masters class for letting the kids view this....

[@gangrenousgandalf2102]

Alexander Teacher

[@tylercooper1551]

And camouflage themselves as Muppets... Too perfect!!

[@ulyssesn0kturnal259]

that evil look the owl gives perfect when frank says beaaaaard of prey lol

[@Alejandra-vg3kv]

that's why it's called "edition"

[@auspiciousapple8373]

I'm imagining Rogal Dorn voicing all these videos and it enhances the quality immensely

[@Lieutenant_Dude]

I didn't know that owls were Beards of Pray.

[@snowinowen4]

Facial hair is one of the deadliest predators.

[@Aaxoz]

Thie beird of pray

[@taylormcbride5676]

+Owenzz I fuckin' died thank you for that

[@taylormcbride5676]

+Crimson Clarity haha nice 😂 welcome to the family

[@vincem3748]

The byurds of pray can be quite religious. As opposed to the owl-gnostic owls... 🦉

[@ItsArgus]

It's strange how accurate the metaphors are.

[@austink641]

Who needs D.A.R.E when they have True facts? “Don’t do drugs - an owl just might rip your face off.”

[@K.Marie119]

Probably more effective than DARE, tbh. DARE was a disaster.

[@ashleyklotz3762]

I haven't heard about DARE in a really long time, maybe it was finally taken over by owls?

[@DrunKao]

D.A.R.E stands for Drugs Are Really Awesome?

[@JetFalcon710]

@@DrunKao That makes the acronym of DARA, not DARE

[@bluelfsuma]

I once heard someone call owls "fluffy pillows filled with seething hatred". Or something along those lines.

[@emorymyparentsnevergavemea5882]

"The owl is what we would call a beard of prey."

[@svyatovrat4071]

Emory Smith *badum tsss*

[@xxACIDVIRUSxx]

“Don’t try to hide it, I already saw it” 😂😂😂 I die😂😂😂

[@l.a.archer2695]

Right?! The best narrator comment (he says boldly outloud what we are all secretly thinking inside) in this video!

[@doomguy19931]

"It's a German fairy tale" 100% accurate

[@whale8436]

That is how German fairy tales do

[@bass-dc9175]

@@whale8436 Honestly that Fairy Tale is not too far off from real German Fairy Tales. Like: There once was a little girl. Her parrents left the house so she played with matches. Then she burned to death. The end. Or: There once was a boy who did not want to eat his soup. He starved to death. Similarly: There once was a boy who kept sucking his thumbs. So his mother cut his thumbs off. And finally: Two boys keep playing cruel pranks on people. Untill at one point a farmer is fed up with them, takes them to a mill, grinds the boys into pieces and feeds them to his ducks. Gute Nacht. [Yes: All of them are real. In order: "Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug", "Die Geschichte vom Suppen-Kaspar", "Die Geschichte vom Daumenlutscher" and ofcourse "Max und Moritz"]

[@emlmm88]

The thirty years war really did a number on their collective psychology didn’t it

[@emlmm88]

The thirty years war really did a number on their collective psychology didn’t it

[@alisha938]

I love his narration!!

[@sychosofie13]

My 13 year old son had to do a report of his favorite animal. Since he loves owls I had him watch this before he wrote his paper. Thank goodness I read over it before he turned it in because he wrote "Some owls eat mice, some eat bugs and some eat the eyes of children that get lost in the forest. Also, baby owls disguise themselves as Muppets." 😂😂😂

[@shikenkanade]

I'm cackling because i'm imagining your son's teacher's face when they would have read that your son wrote that owls eats children's eyes. That and that they disguise themselves muppets. My mom had to shut me up.

[@LilVeehive]

OMFG that's hilarious

[@juniorfio1196]

You should have let your son turn turn his paper in as such. I bet the teacher would have given your son an A+ for dragging him out of the hell hole known as the education system.

[@sychosofie13]

@@juniorfio1196 haha I should have. I know one time he did a paper on Dodos and he put in as one of the bonus facts "In the movie Follow That Bird, a family of Dodos adopted Big Bird when The Feathered Friends (or as I like to call them, "Bird CYF") came to Sesame Street." He got an A+ on that paper 🤣

[@herikso]

Top ten things that never happened

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Me: These owls are super aggressive predators and shouldn't be messed with. Also me: heehoo cute floofy borb

[@owlgirl1998]

The duality of raptors

[@OGbluetooth_]

The heehoo got me 😂

[@CL-go2ji]

Yes to both.

[@annabellethepitty]

Some eat faces and some love pets. Gotta be willing to lose a finger to find out which is which, tho.

[@ashgarden5863]

Cottonballs that grew faces and legs. I like dat.

[@soozieq697]

I remember, when I was in 5th grade, our class was given sterilized "owl pellets" to dissect. My owl had eaten a frog. It was really cool and gross at the same time. 😁😁😬😬

[@Asigedge]

Dude we did this too!!! So many tiny bones

[@myrissapapineau6641]

saint francis exavier highshcool?

[@TheDragonsRose]

The sound of a burrito.. I must discover this.

[@TheDragonsRose]

What about the size and consistency? Perhaps the contents within also change the individual burrito's sound?

[@myXusername]

Does it make a difference whether it's beef or chicken?

[@TxLoneStar817]

"Remember don't do drugs, cause an owl might come an rip your face off"... *puts down blunt. :/

[@SweetieDreamz9]

King Lafayette it is NOT a "drug" tho 🙄😏

[@user-lr3ez1qm9z]

@@SweetieDreamz9 shut the fuck upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[@tissimo77]

*hits blunt* *owl rips my face off *me* shh shh shh i can hear the burrito

[@AAIIGI92]

Awwwww, for such a creepy looking creature, that owl at 0:53 looks so cute! It looks like its even smiling at the second shot!

[@insanecow24]

“...called owelettes, and they look like a cotton ball that grew a face, and legs.” Um, I think owl be the judge of that. - His Honor, Judge Bobby Owleson

[@literaterose6731]

And after it rains, they are moist owlettes! ::sorrynotsorry::

[@bennyj4106]

That voice is oddly satisfying

[@LordIncompetent]

narrated by morgan freeman

[@glucoseguardian2856]

Thru

[@adrianedwin5799]

Yessir

[@SNing-eh5ow]

I actually think he's trying to sound like Professor Snape lol

[@inviktus1983]

@Sherry the Ning, no. it's definitely Morgan Freeman. Where did you get snape from? O_o

[@aestevalis0]

Byurd... Tyurbulence... German fairy tales. C'mon, zefrank. Make new videos. The world needs you now more than ever.

[@HarryKrinkle]

It would appear that he listened.

[@ardenkerr1832]

I love how sometimes he just stops and starts talking abt whatever the frick he wants...... it’s funny

[@sahilsheikh5651]

I consider myself lucky that I found this channel. Today was amazing man.

[@fruiitbatz6437]

2:50 "That is how an owl do" im gonna need this quote one day

[@shockanplays3735]

Talking to friends Me: there's an owl among us Friend: who? Me: *narrows eyes* hmm I wonder.

[@siyacer]

🗿🗿🦉🗿

[@duffman2625]

Dude, if only you made this comment now...

[@elfatzeqiri7202]

AMOGUS!?!?

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

When the owl is sus 😳

[@b.a1535]

Dun dun dun dun dun *Duned dun* Amougos.

[@Frankfanja]

i really liked this channel, i wish it was still alive.

[@teerasaknipuna2898]

meme boy gguyyfy

[@amyzizhu7044]

what happened? does anyone know?

[@NoticeMeTompai]

Amy Zizhu Works for Buzzfeed now.

[@ladyleannagopnikgirlblyatp1817]

IT'S BACKKKK

[@pine_nook]

HES BEEEYAAAACK

[@williamwalrus9473]

Words cannot express my joy when hearing your pronunciation of bird

[@aiddentapia475]

"If silence were loudness, they would be the loudest flying bird...that's-that's a terrible metaphor" can't stop laughing...

[@WhisperingOfTheFox]

the owl at the end looks so happy!

[@brucedacynic704]

Ze Frank's voice keeps me from hurting myself and or others.

[@rickjames8117]

+Bruce DaCynic thats fucked up

[@brucedacynic704]

rick james Why ? He has a very pleasant voice !

[@MorticianMeagan]

+Bruce DaCynic It is quite soothing.

[@imperialguard7428]

+Bruce DaCynic seIf harm is n0t the key

[@organicleaf]

+tiasnotonfire but harming others is >:D

[@originalsoundjunky]

I watched this on a whim because my kids were interested in seeing/hearing owls - and this video was a real hoot! My children were the right age that some of the jokes were over their head - this had me and my wife laughing out loud!

[@VeryBeowulf]

Dear Ze, On behalf of the 11 million plus people that love these, keep doing these fucking things. Love, a shit ton of people.

[@Thr4kus]

The owl is what we call a Byerd of prey... Owl's expression: priceless!!!

[@blahblahatt]

Goddamn you! I was going to post that

[@rimshot2952]

I tried to turn my head like that one time. It really hurt, and I said OWL!

[@sgringo]

LOL, that's a hoot!

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Did you owl in pain?

[@chitranchakrabortty]

get owl... I mean get out...

[@ShadowMosses]

LMAO!!

[@atlwalton597]

ripped the face off

[@morganseppy5180]

Cant believe is been 10 yrs. I appreciate the offer style that's a more direct mockumentary. 8 really like the looser commentary common in newer eps (like the NASA call!!!) I love both. Congrats Frank! And thank you for bringing science hippies to the common ppl!

[@jinx7501]

This never gets old, I watch it ever so often but still makes me laugh

[@hannahferrell1941]

Randomly decided to look up owl facts and I’m SO HAPPY I stumbled upon this video...super weird but also feel like I learned something so thank you. I appreciate you and owls a lot now

[@BDcrambone]

Years ago I read that an owl can see a single lit candle from a mile away through dense woods. Amazing creatures.

[@HJB._]

THAT you read not from the Brüder Grimm!

[@katieashdown2145]

Thank you for all the endorphins.