True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp

[@pongproductions9703]

I like the idea of some random shrimp running around the ocean beating the shit out of everything

[@American-Plague]

It's hilarious until you're fishing at 19 years old never having heard of these things and try to grab one.

[@Limpass610]

@@American-Plague the smasher one? How does it feel?

[@American-Plague]

@@Limpass610 Felt great. It lacerated my finger almost to the point that I maybe should've gotten stitches and I think fractured my finger. It was stiff for a few months.

[@pandatobi5897]

@@American-Plague goddamn. the little psycho bastards. i wonder what it feels like to be fisted by one 🤔

[@neuralmute]

@@pandatobi5897 Well, there's only one way to find out for sure... You brought it up, so you've just volunteered!

[@iamb34]

Calamar: “Stop punching me. Ok. Take it. It grows back anyway.” Mantis Shrimp: “ *I* *expect* *the* *same* *payment* *next* *month.* “

[@pixelperfect9111]

Rent must cost an arm and a leg with him.

[@rowdyriolu1]

@@pixelperfect9111 *slow clapping which gradually transitions into fast clapping*

[@kevinj.acevedo1962]

@@pixelperfect9111 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bonbon3901]

@@pixelperfect9111 it's an equivalent exchange 😆

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Where's my money!?

[@GippyHappy]

you know a creature is tough when his enemies literally hand them pieces of their flesh to get away

[@Jackw00pw00p2]

Diversion...or maybe weekly tribute.

[@nothingsuspicioushere.6379]

@@Jackw00pw00p2 They must give their weekly offering.

[@sarahkilo3606]

Did that guy just hand him his own arm? Lol that's crazy

[@AbyssalSchmitt]

He couldn't pay rent

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@Jackw00pw00p2 lol

[@drae_gon1369]

The craziness of this is having a punch that fast IN WATER. Overcoming the drag coefficient on movement in water and still hitting fast enough to create air pockets is insane.

[@Supernoxus]

Not air pockets. Vacuum pockets.

[@watsisbuttndo829]

Goes to the gym, only works the bag.

[@themustardman219]

Imagine if there was a land equivalent to the mantis shrimp. A version of it that could handle the force outside of water.

[@nerdyism2523]

@@themustardman219 apex predator status

[@iplaygames5276]

@@themustardman219 Mike Tyson?

[@destructortim9041]

All clam horror stories start with. "There was a knock on the door"

[@Galivent]

Next line "The door was gone"

[@thacooltiger373]

The door came flying off it’s hinges at the speed of a moving vehicle

[@battalionstallion3894]

@@thacooltiger373 then a 4 tail foot mantis shimp comes through the door

[@Trollamollex]

battalion stallion Then he challenged all of us to bloody knuckles

[@banjirjir7519]

the clam receive grim remainder that day

[@inkedseahear]

"The story of the Hermit Crab and the Mantis Shrimp" must be a German fairy tale

[@auugh43546]

indeed

[@doommantisbugking2952]

Very dark story.

[@s0meRand0m129]

what's with the german fairy tales?

[@iceseic]

Aiman Hafeez, Try watch "True Facts About Owl"

[@s0meRand0m129]

i did and i still dont get it

[@passthebutterrobot2600]

"little psycho bastards" seems a pretty accurate description

[@thehistoryandbooknerd8979]

I wholeheartedly agree

[@NameName2.0]

Mantis shrimp literally go toe to toe with octopi, and octopi back the fuck down.. i mean.. that's like a human punching the shit out of like.. a blue whale, and the whale going "JESUS DUDE OK DAMN!"

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

ENTP shrimp?

[@manender1020]

​@@NameName2.0it appears to be like a human shooting intermediate cartridges at a whale

[@purplehaze2358]

“Imagine a color you can’t even imagine.” *Color Out Of Space intensifies*

[@3takoyakis]

The filmmaker: _Lets just put purple, black and white and be done with it_

[@Synthetic_geth]

Straight my favorite comment in this comment box

[@thehistoryandbooknerd8979]

Hey, Doc Bright - I see you a lot of places and just wanna say: I appreciate you and your chaotic good energy

[@purplehaze2358]

@@thehistoryandbooknerd8979 Thank you so much.

[@purplehaze2358]

@@3takoyakis Actually, it’s magenta. They used magenta because the human brain essentially made up that color. It doesn’t exist outside of our senses. Therefore making it perfect as a color unlike anything else.

[@thunderfist232]

"Just like the modern clown, the mantis shrimp has a psychopathic killing instinct" I'm done

[@kedamono639]

Next thing we know people might dress like mantis shrimps and chase people with chainsaws. It's going to be the killer clown gimmick all over again.

[@thunderfist232]

We can make a movie The Purge: Mantis shrimp edition

[@astyrblu9533]

John Constantine yes

[@astyrblu9533]

Mary the Yandere Painting Loli yes

[@astyrblu9533]

John Constantine yes

[@theusher2893]

"Who are you?" "I'm just a shrimp who's a hero for fun."

[@camudorrants7139]

The Usher a shrimp for fun. What kind of half ass backstory is that.

[@eclipsewmd2129]

@@camudorrants7139 have you ever heard of one punch man?

[@camudorrants7139]

EclipseWMD have you watched the first episode that was a reference lol

[@nothingsuspicioushere.6379]

@@eclipsewmd2129 he probably just doesn't remember lol.

[@alexgray2039]

One punch shrimp

[@ashleygillespie-horne6429]

3:20 can we talk about the Mantis Shrimp physically dragging a hermit crab out of its home to beat the shit out of it???

[@Mernom]

Pretty sure it prefers to eat it. Then shit out the remains.

[@jndvs95]

Meanwhile the other fish is watching in horror

[@hierarchyofmood1220]

Crab scream in utter horror while being punched to death by a punch that literally pushes the air around the fist

[@shaquezr.9541]

Mantis Shrimp: man it feels good to be gangster

[@wolffasthorse5316]

That hermit owed him money

[@ocelot_the_dragon]

“The smasher mantis shrimp come with little Edward-Bowling-Ball hands” Can we take a moment to appreciate such an elegantly spoken movie reference?

[@samuelaraujomedeiros6682]

I hadn't noticed it was a reference. This shit just sent me.

[@HalleluJah337]

@@samuelaraujomedeiros6682 SAME

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

I love that I came up with the same joke, though I was using it to describe how clumsy I am. My Tumblr profile has been Edward Bowling Ball Hands since I set it up around 2011.

[@Ganjasmith]

Imagine a color you can't even imagine, now imagine that 9 more times

[@TheeRatMilk]

Chappelle168 dat is how a mantris shrimp dooooo

[@rainandflies]

Anders Bui doooo

[@ThaMinecraftNetwork]

Chappelle168 No because we can already imagine 3 of those color wavelengths, and mantis shrimp can also see those same colors, but then 6 more.

[@Ganjasmith]

they got 12 we got 3, simple mathematics give me 9

[@shodai2054]

But you can't imagine the inimaginable

[@MegaChickenfish]

The way I heard it described is, if a human could punch that hard, our hand would *catch fire* and we'd be able to throw a baseball into orbit.

[@roidblitzed]

Thats awesome. I havent heard that. But now i have a good idea. Thanks for the comment

[@phantomasuras]

If you like that idea you should watch Terraformars, it's an Anime in which one of the main characters is literally a human with Mantis Shrimp abilities.

[@mrhalfwit972]

soo if you get punched in the face by this your fucked

[@milkyjuice646]

ONE PUUUUUUUUUNCH

[@centurionconrad]

FALCON PUUUUNCH!

[@yourboirex2874]

"Even the octopus, who is quite the badass, can't deal with these little psycho bastards" Am dead.

[@hezsurnarcissus1460]

Comes flying out of the sand

[@self-satisfiedsmirk5544]

HezSur Narcissus The Mantis Shrimp launched itself out of the sand, going... "RRREEEEEEEEE!!!"

[@frog6992]

So is the octopus

[@haroldpetiluna281]

Yup lol

[@emmazig5834]

😂😂

[@khiaraesaulsbury1981]

I like how the Mantis shrimp looked surprised when that calamar ripped it’s own arm. It took the mantis shrimp like 3 whole seconds to figure out what was happening because it didn’t expect to get some food that easily.

[@mozleyelawar4611]

I spent all day trying to imagine a color I can't imagine It didn't work

[@fandomguy8025]

Biology has limits, we can imagine a whole different Universe but not a whole new color.

[@mozleyelawar4611]

Fandom guy XD cool

[@firmanimad]

I heard stories that people blind from accidents still have visual dreams, but people blind since birth can only dream in sounds and touches. They have zero idea about a visual world. I guess, the same applies to colors we can't see.

[@mozleyelawar4611]

Yes, but I bet they can imagine noises and feeling that we can have because of their inhanced senses

[@diggergamer9732]

Yeah because you are not mantis crab, because that the thing mantis crab do

[@dinkledonker801]

Here's another fact about the mantis shrimp: It's punch is strong enough to break glass. You should probably think twice before putting one in an aquarium.

[@mrhalfwit972]

@daAnder71 we know but how else are we gonna say it

[@Fahad-369]

It's said in the video that it has a punch similar to the force of a bullet

[@k-musictrash356]

What do you mean? Put this lil bastard in an shop aquarium & when it escapes, it gives all the customers in your a lil adrenaline boost

[@Sesshomaru474]

I heard that you have to get a special type that doesn't reflect it's image otherwise it will try fighting itself.

[@caffeineman4584]

@@Sesshomaru474 that's crazy

[@KeyWestGlenn]

"One day." That's it, must be a German fairy tale.

[@jerbear738]

That video was genius...what a bad ass, the shrimp, video guy, and dont forget the Honey Badger!!! I'm sure there's a (FEW) MORE that I'm failing to mention/recognize, at the momentto be cont

[@bashavinga8554]

Well most fairy tales are german lol

[@bashavinga8554]

@72 ventura Not scar you for life, I mean I grew up with German fairy tales, like Hameln not the censored versions people get in America. And its always teaching a lesson. And to be honest in the real world you dont get 2nd chances either.

[@bashavinga8554]

@72 ventura im 100% Dutch so they are my neighbours. And basically have a lot of German influence in my country I know people of my old school going to college in Germany and we have Germans where I go to college so yeah

[@dariondavis2488]

Ja

[@adityautturkar1292]

"Imagine a color you cant imagine. Now imagine it nine more times." Man zefrank is great.

[@arnbrandy]

""The mantis shrimp can deliver a blow with 1500 Newtons of force, which tells you what a sissy punch Newton must have had." That's why I pay for the internet.

[@jonjonson3387]

Sorry sir, it’s 1,500 not 15 thousand. But I also like this line 😊

[@arnbrandy]

@@jonjonson3387 Oh, I totally misheard then. Thanks for pointing out!

[@imbadatgames6293]

@@Yourheart-4me yeah sorry i don't look back at comments that i or others make, but thanks for the heads up.

[@Robert08010]

Hey.... Newton was a math whiz and not just your run of the mill math whiz either. We couldn't do rocket science without the stuff he invented. So maybe you can lighten up on the "sissy" comment. NERDS UNITE ! ( LOL )

[@Andrea.1tree]

@@Robert08010 Newton would have approved of this comment, if he’d known about the shrimp. And/or had access to the internet lmao! Can you imagine what a mind such as his would be able to produce with the technology of today?

[@TheBeastBandit]

Petition to include the Mantis Shrimp on the Mortal Kombat roster.

[@FarNoGaming]

I motion that.

[@spliffy98]

Nope, too OP

[@tiagobrandao6588]

***** The mantis shrimp isnt an insect...

[@YuBeace]

Well that would be a very despair inducing character.

[@TheBeastBandit]

Princess Alice Haaaah, I caught that reference //wink wink

[@kzawtun6875]

"That's some Mortal Kombat finishing move shit right there". LMAO.

[@rampagephoenix9734]

+K Zaw Tun If it was, it would be Kung Lao"s.

[@Earthshaker513]

+Rampage Phoenix Or Liu Kang.

[@APOL1000]

+K Zaw Tun xD

[@joshchiang3082]

lol

[@engelbertocastaneda8963]

haha😃🐙

[@AmericanBrit9834]

We have found the honey badger of the sea. Aggression is not merely an option, it's a way of life.

[@TaurusToyVideos]

Black Air Force Energy

[@AmericanBrit9834]

@@TaurusToyVideos Guess what nickname we in the South have for them? "Thumb-splitters"

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

"To a mantis shrimp kung fu looks like tai chi."

[@harehare9917]

🤣

[@124Andro]

Nice colouring

[@Maltesfilm]

Man, really? Why are you adding to this culture of just quoting the video, on the fucking video itself, it’s so dumb?

[@Maltesfilm]

@Thej Yhome It's not the same thing. Highlighting a video, would be leaving a time-stamp to easily find that part. I don't mind people quoting a video, if it's brings new context or they add something, but this is basically just the same as when Amy Schumer stole Ellen's joke and told it directly in-front of the person she stole it from.

[@montinyek6554]

hans hansen no it's not the same thing. Amy Schumer steals joke, claims them as her own and gets paid for it. People on YT are just quoting parts of videos they find funny or interesting, and when other people that feel the same way about these quotes see them in the comment section they smile/laugh and upvote them. Why did this have to be explained to you?

[@emperortimeo6467]

That's some mortal combat finishing move sh*t right there I can't believe a teacher showed this in my school

[@AdolfHitler-zi7gr]

lolol sick teacher

[@christrull7081]

A puppet of a jealous kid...

[@jenniferkonstant5920]

Best teacher ever!

[@hopeslover6778]

Angel Salas Y'all lucky we can't even say crap.

[@spacenintendogs4854]

My teacher showed me too!! Lmao French class was always fun 😂

[@judelle7983]

"that is how the mantis shrimp do"

[@Joey3264]

im f-ing jealous that we are colorblind by comparison LOL

[@OldNavajoTricks]

I watch his videos and wait for the "That is a how a XXX Do..." part.

[@wioi]

Which is why it dresses like an idiot! 😅

[@robertwalker-smith2739]

Warren Fahey wrote a science fiction novel, "Fragment", in 2009. It depicts an isolated island inhabited by animals that evolved from a mantis shrimp-like ancestor. They are TERRIFYING.

[@rudexbruiser2604]

The spearer mantis shrimp is basically a praying mantis that can swim, breathe under water, has a tougher outer shell, lives in a burrow, has an under-hooked raptoral claw, and will only eat seafood.

[@709mash]

Sooooo NOT a Praying Mantis then?

[@rudexbruiser2604]

@@709mash yea

[@alonelyperson6031]

@@709mash It's how the spearer mantis shrimp do.

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

You also don't see praying mantids breaking the continuum to kill! One hit: Two shock waves A temperature hotter than the SUN A flash of light CREATED BY RIPPING WATER MOLECULES APART Oh, and the bubbles collapse in such a way that the second shockwave acts like a shaped explosive, shattering any armour the victim has.

[@rudexbruiser2604]

@@the_once-and-future_king. true

[@pvhep4036]

"The mantis shrimp can deliver a blow of 1500 Newtons of force which tells you what a sissy punch Newton must have had!" XD

[@Booty_In_Space]

GOLD.

[@VanLe-lb1nz]

PvhEP trap jaw ant is way faster but mantis shrimp punches is stronger but not 10 times as fast as the trap jaw ant's bite

[@TakioMx]

That part broke me

[@minsugageniusjjangjjangman9036]

"it's pretty bad at discerning color humans can see-which is probably why it dresses like an idiot." whEEZE

[@geoffk777]

They call the slashing type "thumb cutters" in Australia. Aquarium keepers hate these things because if they get into a tank, they will kill off the other fish and marine life, they hide and are hard to find and remove, and they can even smash and break aquarium glass. In Japan, they are called "shako", and they are eaten fried or in sushi. They're a regional specialty. They're also eaten in China, Vietnam and some other countries. They taste more like lobster than shrimp.

[@suckmymiddlefinger4350]

We bought a live rock once for our fish tank, our fish started disappearing and it turned out one of these little shits stowawayed in the rock. We couldn't get him so we had to return the rock with him inside lol

[@Forklift_Fella]

"Just like the modern clown the mantis shrimp has a psychopathic killing instinct."

[@sirquaffler542]

The mantis shrimp must be the spirit animal of aspiring artists everywhere. If anyone is wondering if their painting is turning out good, just imagine what the mantis shrimp sees when he looks at it, and then openly weep at the inability to see the myriad of colors that the mantis shrimp can. And the inability to cause reality to collapse in on itself by punching things.

[@Dj_equinox]

some people actually can its a very rare disorder

[@sirquaffler542]

What, causing reality to collapse in on itself by punching things? What's the disorder called, ASD (Acute Saitama Disorder)?

[@Dj_equinox]

the color disorder not punching things so fast you kill them disorder

[@sirquaffler542]

djmanley1000 lol I knew that. I just thought it would be funny if that's what you meant.

[@arf410]

+Sir Quaffler ASD. that's genius.

[@AllMrPlatypus]

all im saying is he actually pulled a crab out of its shell to eat him. if that is not the most badass thing ever. New favorite animal haha

[@wioi]

It was not the crabs shell. The crab was just hiding in it.

[@jtktomb8598]

It was an hermit crab

[@tastywater_]

2:58 He was just giving the shrimp a hand. Nothing wrong with acts of kindness in these trying times.

[@IndustryOfMagic]

1:30 "which is why he's dressing like an idiot" omfg that made me laugh so much

[@scp--297]

IndustryOfMagic Same.

[@kindsorrow1762]

I legit just read this when he said that.

[@vincem3748]

"and this explains the modern clown as well" 😂😂😂

[@bishopking6266]

2:58 Crab: Ow what will it take you to leave me alone?! Shrimp: Its going to cost you an arm!! Crab: Fine take it. i don't want any trouble

[@angiemycine6509]

I thought it took the whole crab out.

[@robertadamsx2]

Shrimp: *_S T O N K S_*

[@Headlock123456789]

@@angiemycine6509 That was the other crab.

[@TheKhopesh]

2:40 "And even generates light and heat. That's some mortal kombat finishing move shit right there."

[@juliand4979]

Bro the scariest part was when it literally snatched that hermit crab out the shell then swam away so fast.

[@krisstrong5936]

have you ever heard to story of the hermit crab and the mantis shrimp... "one day... that's it that's the whole story"

[@JojonathanOliveira]

It's a Sith legend

[@anantwadhwani263]

Yea we watched the video too

[@shamskhalil5669]

That's the best part

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

"Did anyone ever tell you the Tragedy of Darth Hermit, the Crab?"

[@troybersch1922]

A mantis shrimp punches with 1500 newtons of force, which is about 58 pounds. The average mantis shrimp weighs about 6 ounces. Meaning, a mantis shrimp has a power to weight ratio of 407 to 1. For a 180 pound human to match that ratio they would have to punch with a force of 45,871 newtons. That is a punch with the weight of 4,675 pounds behind it. The world record for the hardest punch is just over 1,000 pounds. That's so insane.

[@timesink.redeux]

Nice. Thanks for doing the math,

[@candiduscorvus]

One-Punch Shrimp

[@roizu1886]

OMG YOU GENIUS

[@MrKHfan2]

+candiduscorvus thank you

[@lasanche73]

I saw this comment on another video

[@straingangtv3308]

HAHAHAHAH

[@abirkhan6279]

Shrimptama, also known as One Punch Shrimp!

[@yamihikarilightdark9]

I love how some of the fastest and strongest motions are often part of an insect or crustacean. Like the harpoon of a cone snail or bite of a trap jaw ant, but that doesn’t even hold a candle to a punch UNDERWATER that’s hits so hard it creates super heated bubbles. It’s funny because from a distance, and if you didn’t know, it just looks like a wee shrimp punch. Thank god this guy is brightly colored…

[@bengal4047]

When I was a little kid, I had a book on sea creatures, including mantis shrimp. I legit got nightmares about mantis shrimp. I can't remember the specifics anymore, but I remember I was terrified. I also saw one documentary on rockfish and was then scared to take a bath for like 3 months because 'there might be a rockfish in the tub'. Needless to say, I had a very low scare threshold.

[@beckag7698]

Lmao it sounds like someone should’ve taken your fish book away 😂

[@chupathingy6626]

Fear like that keeps you ALIVE, man. Respect. 😅

[@erikleonardi6642]

have you ever heard the story of the hermit crab and mantis shrimp ? one day... that's it. That's the whole story.

[@erikleonardi6642]

that shit made me laugh 😂😂

[@mkb7001]

darth mantis shrimp the wise

[@AlexDarden]

I laughed so hard I cried.

[@nenefondo]

😆😂😂😂😂

[@DeterminationChild]

That fish that handed his arm to the mantis shrimp was smart. Didn't want his shit to be fucked up.

[@NatRivet327]

Same.

[@adminassistant4409]

+Meme Dream - I'm pretty sure, once the Mantis was hungry, he went over and finished the job.

[@f.writoni_rune887]

+Ray The Nameless what?

[@jazminp.2140]

😂

[@mr.bluesky8554]

that was a crab or shrimp

[@daytoncoates4930]

1:23the reason they see less precise color is actually *because* they have so many cones. The cones are just so close together that colors that are close together become a muddled mess. Their visual color range is roughly the same as ours but they just have less distinction

[@jeffyboyreloaded]

"and like the modern clown, the mantis shrimp has a psychopathic killing instinct" im dead

[@frog6992]

Jeff Otieno From the clown?

[@shadowthedragon7151]

Of course

[@idiocyincorporated7635]

Best reply rewards go to ^^^^^

[@vincem3748]

Yep, "it" sure does! ... ...I'll... show myself out now...

[@AssMass557]

The Smasher Mantis Shrimp would have to be my favorite animal of all time. I mean, punching at the speed of sound??? "Badass" is an understatement.

[@dryued6874]

So, basically, it's the honey badger of the sea.

[@Akaryusan]

yep except it can see it twelve more colors than we can and at two extra angles is covered in armor and can swim and switched out its arms for two gravity hammers.

[@Akaryusan]

yep basically a nerfed mantis shrimp

[@unclekanethetiberiummain1994]

Swimming honey badger that have Mortal Kombat finishing moves.

[@richardfry19]

Akaryusan holy shit, its a tiny predator :o

[@Akaryusan]

Paradox1559 if predator grafted gravity hammers onto his arms yes XD and dressed like a clown because hey if your going to be terrifying you cant go wrong with coulrophobia

[@rotciv1492]

And the material that recovers their little clubs has the most resillient molecular structure of any other animal material. Basically, they have the best eyes and the strongest punch from any living creature. Mantis shrimps are cool af.

[@Jonayofsweden]

Imagine a colour that you can't even imagine. Now do that nine more times. That is how a mantis shrimp do.

[@mayoiga9178]

my brain exploded though haha

[@TRFAD]

They're probably like tripping out at every thing. That's why they kill everything.

[@Nojaru]

Dodecachromacy?

[@mip0]

ye that part was fking genius

[@undeadpresident]

***** lol

[@enby_kensei]

When I was in the Philippines, one of the markets I saw had a bunch of these evil little shits available for exotic seafood. But all of the live ones were sealed up in bottles because the shopkeep had to find a way to keep the shrimp alive without having anymore customers sent to the hospital from being speared or punched...

[@sakitrain7766]

Lol

[@evilspongebob6233]

Huh

[@AdventuresWithRedGuy]

I don't regret subscribing to this channel

[@exidy-yt]

I don't think i've laughed so many times in a 4 min video about a sea-bug ever in my life before now. Bless you, Interwebs. Great vid Zefrank, consider me subbed.

[@yehiaalshehri1006]

Just take my arm and leave me alone 😂😂😂😂😂

[@othmanaljameel7024]

xDDDDDDDD. Wow this thing is a savage

[@alyan9600]

Othman Aljameel

[@lemonlime0817]

Yehia Abdelrahman It actually gave its left arm to mantis shrimp with right arm😂😂,

[@yehiaalshehri1006]

Derek Jeter whoa I didn't notice it 😂

[@SammyWhell]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY ARM!!!11!1 (does anyone get the reference, plz do)

[@tsubakimikizawa9268]

Mantis shrimp: THEY CAN'T HAVE MY BRAND, I HAVE SPECIAL EYES! Me: LOOK! LOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES Mantis shrinp: MY BRAND!

[@24hourspacebar]

I want MegaGF to put a mantis shrimp head on shepard. would be epic.

[@AncientBlitzkrieg]

I LOL'd.

[@Darkmesna1]

Being Drunk, I think my stomach just fell out of my gut from excessive laughter. You sir, earned drunk lol points.

[@orochicreative]

Why the fuck am I laughing so hard at this?

[@KnuxSD]

i don't get it

[@minhquando100]

" have you heard the story of the hermit crab and the mantis shrimp? one day, that's it, that's the whole story." lmfao

[@CT5555_]

I know I originally saw this years ago, but I'm glad that KZbin has brought me back to this channel. The intellectual sarcasm of this channel is absolutely peak.

[@sEEKllsevN]

LMFAO. he just gave it his own fucking arm so he can be left alone.

[@sEEKllsevN]

Bradley Hoke corrected?

[@emilysmith3064]

“That’s how the mantis shrimp do.” I love this guy😂

[@RawkL0bster]

3:28 That fish is like "Stop! Leave him alone you bully! Let him go! Police! Help!"

[@gentleman_gaming6529]

Lol

[@finniganflimblez3109]

such a small and funky looking dude, love that there's just some things that explore the ocean just to beat things up

[@fredsmith9714]

"The story of the mantis Shrimp and the hermit crab" - 9/10 like skyrim with psychoclown shrimp

[@keith021597]

+Fred Smith i rate it a 5/7

[@Tinfoilpain]

r/ well r/ everything is leaking...

[@CanIcallyouMistah]

+Keith You dont need to know my last name I agree, prefect 5/7!

[@heheheiamderpmatter375]

No, it's a 666/1.

[@enricofriske1696]

"That tells you what a sissy-punch Newton must have had." Great narration!

[@adendeleon2181]

“Even the octopus who is quite a badass, can’t even deal with these psycho bastards” 💀💀

[@klingon401]

This is one of those times when you’re humbled by the fact that one of the strongest creatures is not something massive. The fact that this shrimp creates shock wave punches underwater alone tells you just how strong it is, try punching while fully submerged in water, you won’t do much damage

[@myrkhosh]

"The mantis shrimp punches so hard that the universe can't handle it"

[@Plasmariel]

It's even more true when you realize the surface of impact temporarly reaches the heat of the surface of the sun

[@theHaloFM02]

2:57 "Did that guy just handed him his own arm?" HE LITERALLY EFFIN CUT HIS OWN ARM AND HAND IT TO THE OTHER GUY!!!

[@lilag3807]

"that's crazy"

[@deprofundis3293]

I was so shocked, lol

[@lunarocitygang8817]

No the shrimp break exoskeleton limbs very easily with electric god fist.

[@theHaloFM02]

@@lunarocitygang8817 ah yes, that makes way more sense

[@goodstuffbadstuff2304]

lol animals like crabs do cut their own arms. Its like when its damaged or something.

[@HeliPotter2000]

The stronger they are, the tastier they become.

[@Neithie]

+Huntsman Wiz That punch can seriously break your finger. It would be a painful victory. lol

[@Aqua.man045]

+Neith dislocate your finger. But as an aquatic animal the pain is so bad you would hand him your own arm 3:00.

[@Neithie]

+Aqua Man Nope. They can literally break your finger bones with that punch. They can also break aquariums and so between their finger-bone breaking punch, fish eating habits their glass shattering kung fu... they make for pretty awful aquarium pets.

[@Aqua.man045]

Neith While I have picked several up with my bare hands and the worst I got from their punch was a bruise. I guess it depends where on your finger they hit you.

[@Xalerdane]

+Aqua Man It also depends on which part of the claw they tag you with, the thick club or the barbed spike.

[@alexiovelasco3222]

"I'm not looking for trouble, just take my whole damn arm and leave me alone!"

[@pistonx3544]

I expect the same payment next month!

[@NealX]

This is the kind of thing that lives on our own planet. Imagine how batshit insane alien lifeforms probably are.

[@christianwetzel9709]

jesues if aliens could detect 3 million wave links i would be like dam son

[@bliffity2692]

christian wetzel Who says we can't?

[@christianwetzel9709]

you just blew my mind

[@bliffity2692]

That's kind of an ironic thing to say, because we are going to blow up the heads of everyone in 3014. The mayans were just a century off but they were too close so we killed them all.

[@1q3er5]

The cavitation bubble thing is crazy.

[@gearshift48]

I want a complimation of how all animals “do”

[@caileystorms603]

Dominick Morsell yes.

[@Synathidy]

I think you mean "compilation."

[@nicksosicc]

@Smith John I think you mean "meant"

[@AtilioEscobar]

Best. Comment. Evar.

[@TheMegaPingasMobile]

@@AtilioEscobar I think you mean "ever"

[@JTMusicbox]

No matter how many times you rewatch this, it never gets old. “To a mantis shrimp, Kung Fu looks like Tai Chi!” Epic!

[@freddiegibbs101]

1:54 "kind of a crappy game, really ... not for kids" hahaha this is my favorite True Facts line ever, the delivery is so understated

[@KetaceanKyle]

"and just like the the modern clown , the mantis shrimp has a psychopathic killing instinct"

[@jaideladner1917]

"Even the octopus cant handle these psychotic little bastards".

[@teengamingx5961]

Imagine handing someone your arm because he punches so hard air moves out if the way to make space for the universe that's that shrimp like WTF

[@Killersnake1233]

water moves out of the way for water vapor because of a high pressure differential

[@teengamingx5961]

@@Killersnake1233 well I'm sure I look real stupid now, but guess I can't really re do it so

[@Killersnake1233]

@@teengamingx5961 hahaha you are all good

[@jaymay4513]

Imagine you shut up and do your own time and leave it alone guy ..your my Gipper and a bitch at that may I have the gipperrr

[@yawcty6478]

They’re not shrimps

[@xtflogicalohio3044]

"Even generates light and heat. That's some mortal kombat finisher move sh*t right there."

[@DaniG._.German]

Soar like an eagle, hit like a motherfucking mantis shrimp

[@joeyberg5765]

^this guy

[@hdofu]

If rocky had this advice... he'd have won in the last movie

[@Bboyblak8]

"have you ever heard the story of the hermit crab and the mantis shrimp? One day... (swallows it whole) that's it."

[@sandycheeks2372]

Just discovered these “True Facts” videos.... Where have you been all my life? 😂 Thanks for the laughs 😁

[@venis6257]

Me too i just discovered this channel like today, and ive watched multiple videos already😂

[@Kaefer1973]

Aside from true facts I can recommend sad cat diary and Teddy has an Operation (if you are into weird stuff).

[@TheSillyBilly9000]

Yay a comment from this year 🤣

[@beachgirl4583]

Kaefer1973, And “a song for Freud, about d*cks.”

[@AtilioEscobar]

Welcome to the best part of the internet.

[@theGreaterAwareness]

Of all the mantis shrimp videos, this has some of the best footage.

[@HoopsAndDinoMan]

3:28 The fish is like "Hey, break it up, you two!"

[@jinxatocious]

I came to the comments just to see who noticed the fish. LOL

[@Jianju69]

"That's some 'Mortal Kombat finishing move'-shit, right there.." XD

[@silent_fungus]

When I was a young kid, my father set up an elaborate saltwater fish tank. We had one of these. It was always fun feeding it.

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Mantis Shrimp: *you pay the rent or your arms get bent*

[@asheditsyt3634]

My favorite part of this series is “and that’s how the *insert animal* do

[@FireGoldFlame777]

I feel like he's talking comically about Pennywise. _If you're afraid of clowns, stay afraid. Stay very afraid._

[@zachshenanigansyt8139]

2:57 "OK,OK! I'LL GIVE YOU MY ARM! JUST STOP PUNCHING ME!

[@monkeycat48]

It’s suffering is, it’s nourishment😈😈😈😈

[@abc-coleaks-info]

That guy at the very end who was poking around the rock just learned why these beasts are also referred to as thumb splinters.

[@TomboTime]

I think the most insufferable pain any man could ever go through in his life is to have one of those things punch him in the testicles

[@richard32536]

Do you really need to talk about having pain in testicles?

[@TomboTime]

everyone was thinking it

[@TomboTime]

***** well, a good chunk of people are, so chances are if I didn't bring it up somebody would.

[@richard32536]

TomboTime So you're assuming lots of people are testicle obsessed retards?

[@philc749]

Chad x Well I guess we know which user lost his testicles to an unfortunate mantis shrimp incident.

[@dragonwithamonocle]

Mantis Shrimp: The only living thing that can get a hermit crab to leave its shell willingly.... Seriously, though? Hermit crabs would rather be ripped in half than removed from their shell. And the Mantis Shrimp just hits it in the face a couple of times and the hermit crab is just like "yeah, okay okay... Fine..."

[@lostsaxon7478]

Dunno bout that. He's either dead or knocked to fuck out. Either way he's not in a state to care lol

[@notpulverman9660]

Yeah. Getting your brain (repeatedly) smashed probably causes your grip on your shell to loosen up.

[@amyestes6671]

Actually, and metaphorically, yes ;)

[@wioi]

He pulled him out he didn't leave willingly

[@siggy3905]

"please just take my arm and leave me alone I don't need it anymore mr. mantis shrimp guy please let me live i have a wife and 58,482 children and they would be devastated to hear that i have died from the hands of a mantis guy please don't do me like this. i'll give you all the arms you want just leave me alone thx."

[@AgentMS]

Mofix brought me here too

[@g_g...]

"Imagine a color that you cannot imagine... now do that 9 more times, that is how the mantis shrimp do" im fuckin ded

[@kidshaldeman2091]

This is actual gold I’m in tears

[@austinc.g.1160]

"The force of this is so powerful it even generates light and heat. That's some Mortal Kombat finishing move sh*t right there."

[@TheVinylBeatles]

I loved the story of the hermit crab and the mantis shrimp !! :P

[@thomasmurrell2760]

Me too! totally worth having a movie for!

[@kateythuy2257]

Agree lol

[@An0nym0usJoe]

Better love story than twilight~

[@mkb7001]

darth mantis shrimp the wise

[@duncanweaver1740]

This narrator is brilliant!! I'm officially hooked on these videos