True Justice EP1 (2010-12) - Steven Seagal - Comedic TV Review

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

You've put more effort into fact-checking this episode than Seagal did into writing it.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol that is true

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

@@RedEyeReviews The title would've been appropriate if this crappy show had been cancelled after just a couple of episodes. It ran for two seasons instead.

[@munstrumridcully]

For some reason, I thought this was supposed to be a Reality Show. I suspect I'm thinking of a _different_ Steven Seagal police centered TV show, lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@munstrumridcully correct! The one you are thinking of is LawMan. And we will be doing it too

[@munstrumridcully]

@@RedEyeReviews I thought he had a reality show! Cool, ill be waiting for it with baited breath 🙂

[@RetrofIex]

You are the leading authority on Seagalism. Thank you for your work

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol thank you very much. I can now be on one of those History Channel documentaries. "Redeye (Seagal Historian)"

[@mroctober3657]

Seagalology at it's finest.

[@gazhavok568]

The reason stripper cop looked so surprised when she shot and killed that guy is cause she knew the whole unit is equipped with blanks cause they have no sense of control, also explained why they all missed during that shoot out. This makes everything so much funnier in my head

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha I will accept this as fact now

[@tomservo5007]

knowing there is more Seagal material left just made 2022 a whole lot better

[@josefbecher4790]

you have reached the "thumb up before the video starts" portion of our friendship! keep em coming!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Aww thats great to hear

[@j.tgrooms]

He is THE LAW! On a serious note: this show feels like one of Seagal's movie spread out over an entire series

[@Deriv44]

Your wright because I rented it with a friend for a Seagle night on DVD and it was avertissed has a movie not a tv show on the box then when we got other DVD related to the series still advertised has movies

[@playboymaxim]

@@Deriv44 How many episodes were there?

[@MightMouse2174]

26 episodes 2 seasons

[@Mrowiec]

@@Deriv44 In some markets the show was released as a bunch of direct-to-video movies, one "film" was made of two eps.

[@AmityvilleFan]

yes

[@kyleolson8977]

You said "Puyallup" correctly (basically). I am impressed. A quick check shows Harmony isn't a city, just an populated place/named place on "Harmony Road". It's near a lake with a couple of small loops of houses, an RV Park, and State Park and Campground. Google hasn't bothered to run a Street View camera down Harmony Road since 2009. It's near the middle of nowhere town of Mossyrock, pop 750 or so. The Seattle in the show looks an awful lot like the northern parts of Seattle we see on TV all the time. The far northern parts like Vancouver or Surrey. After the opening shooting we see a highway on a lake in some cold looking steep tall forest hills. You would have to be in the far east parts of King County in the mountains to get this kind of terrain, or perhaps you're headed up to the famous King County ski resort, Whistler. According to the info, "Camp Harmony" was located exactly where the Western Washington Fairgrounds are (AKA the Puyallup Fair). The number one thing Puyallup is known for is the fair and the fairgrounds. Even if you lived near the fairgrounds, you probably wouldn't be aware of "Camp Harmony" 80 years ago and you wouldn't describe the area that way. Everett is in Snohomish County and Seattle is in King County. If we assume he's in the TV renamed King County Sheriff's Dept, there's a problem. The King County Sheriff's department mostly has jurisdiction in unincorporated King County. Depending on the city they may do more. But the one city where they have almost no jurisdiction is Seattle. Seattle is already fairly separate from the rest of King County. For example Seattle doesn't share their utilities with the rest of the county. Either way, Seagal goes where he wants. After Hurricane Katrina, Millions of Refugees came to rural Seattle. Roughly 340% of the New Orleans population lives outside run down Seattle factories sitting in front of burning barrels living off the Western Washington Rattlesnake. No-strip strip clubs again. You can snort coke off a table, but the girls are keeping their dignity. As for Showgirls, it's been there forever. I assume it's there because "history" but it's very out of character for downtown. In my brain I feel like there used to be at least one other club in the area. The Seattle vibe is usually sexual harassment training, not strip clubs. Now, where is this Showgirls? Just before we cut to the Showgirls sign, we see: 1. Ash Grove Cement, in the Industrial District south of Downtown. 2. King Street Station, at the south edge of downtown 3. Train tracks next to a road with a sign that says "Puyallup/Sumner Chamber of Commerce". This was actually easy to track down although I didn't need the exact spot. It's the East Pioneer Street Exit/Entrance from South State Route 512 in Puyallup. 4. The Showgirls Sign at Pike Place 5. Somewhere around a completely random strip mall We're heading to Seattle, go one county south, end up in Downtown Seattle, then we're nowhere near downtown. Death Penalty cases were extremely rare in Washington by this point. The Green River Killer, Gary Ridgway, didn't get the death penalty in the early 2000s and he was convicted of 49 murders.

[@retroworld8090]

Your channel is growing fast! When I started watching maybe a month ago you were at 2 or 3k? Congrats, you deserve it! 👍🏼😊

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! It is so cool to see the channel take off

[@7woundsfist]

I remember my mom watching this show. I was never disappointed in my mother before this day.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha

[@Shaki123]

This show is 100 times better than anything he ever did after it. Also; please make your video's longer.

[@TCFan25]

And a 100 times worse than the previous movies he did - at least back in his 90's prime!

[@VeryWellSirSome]

Bumped into your channel a week or so ago, and i must say you became one of my favorite reviewers, keep up the good work mate!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much!

[@rogermouers4034]

Yeah!!! Mine too. Love this channel.

[@RedEyeReviews]

@@rogermouers4034 thanks friend

[@DonVitosLazyEye]

That intro segment breaking down how much land the sherif covers was perfect 👌🏿

[@RaidenSetsuna]

Our boy Steven is back! No need to get up, Steve.

[@hunterhughes2783]

I was playing Runescape while you brought that up, and I felt very called out. I'll have you know, getting buckets of sand is very crucial to my playstyle, so thank you. Great videos, looking forward to the series.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha. Then I did it just for you :)

[@hunterhughes2783]

@@RedEyeReviews I'd also love to add, growing up I was a huge fan of martial arts movies. Was a huge fan of Steven Seagal, and then you know.. I grew up lol.... So all these videos are perfect haha

[@ke6264]

Perfect!! I was just about to fold some laundry, this came right on time ☺️

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hurrah! Glad I can help

[@The_Black_Knight]

The idiom, "bucket of sand" means to perform a rigorous task with no real meaning, but weighs a person down. Alternatively, it can refer to a person who is uselessly tagging along with another.

[@burgersbeansandchips]

Doesn't sound like that's the right context, he's bringing a bucket of sand to his friends in the joint. I've searched but can find nothing in regards to it as prison slang, US or overseas. Closest is London Cockney rhyming slang Bag of Sand which means a thousand pounds. The context is a police chief interrogating one of his officers for a brutal and pointless murder and laying out what her future will be and how he can interfere with it. Most likely just a Seagalism.

[@hansjuker8296]

You also can use a bucket of sand to put out fires or as a make shift ash tray.

[@strelokand7306]

Everytime you release one of those videos I wonder, what inspires a man to take on the entirety of Seagal movies. Like, did you just wake up one day and go: "yeah man, that's what I'm gonna do, sounds absolutely rad"?

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha basically. My friend said. "You should do every Seagal movie from the beginning " and I went "...sure"

[@jtBrander]

You can add Vancouver B.C to his jurisdiction as well. "Random Henchman" is my friend Sonny Dean who does background work up here. You can also see Sonny in "Elf" in the jailhouse scene. :)

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh that's awesome! What a great added trivia

[@CombatVet-87]

Seagal just can’t stay away from strip clubs 😂! RedEye, you’re Seagal disses are top notch!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol thank you! He for sure can't shy away

[@WinoloTonolo]

These episodes are on par or even better than most of his movies in terms of quality. That just means theres essentially 26 more Seagal movies....

[@rosalynredwood4542]

Oh God I was having such a bad day and this came at JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT!!!thank you for doing this series!!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

I'm so glad I could provide some joy :)

[@rosalynredwood4542]

@@RedEyeReviews ☺️☺️😊

[@jesseg8172]

Love how fast your channels is growing.I just found you this week keep up the just incredible videos!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much!

[@popo-yq5je]

Lmao..love when Stevn Seagal doing his rapid fire thing...

[@nonapplicable8817]

Keep 'em coming :) Great review as always and congratulations! The channel is blowing up! Last time I checked you had like 6k subs. Well deserved!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much friend.

[@Anthonycheesman33]

Back when Netflix skipped from show to show I stumbled onto this while I was asleep lol

[@stevenhoughton7145]

Loving these vids been binge watching all your steven seagal vids so funny

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much

[@CaptainCanuck1975]

1:33 Everett, Washington is the location of a large Boeing manufacturing plant. I always thought True Justice was a reality TV show. Guess I got it confused with Lawman. Should have called it *Truth Of Justice* since Seagal likes his three-word titles so much. When these Seagal TV show reviews are done you should review those Seagal-esque movies Bruce Willis has made where he's on set for two days. Been really cranking them over the past few years.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Yeah he did one fictional show and one "reality". For sure we are doing Bruce soon

[@stealth8th]

Just got done binge-watching all these Seagal videos. You are doing a great job with these and I very much look forward to Lawman considering the first two seasons were filmed not too far away from the Parish I live in.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you! So glad you are enjoying them

[@natebetts9426]

Seagal strikes me more as a mall cop, than a "real" cop.

[@rockdesu]

Steven Seagal strikes me as a Walmart greeter.

[@parisgreen4600]

Yes, and they can never get him out of the Cinnabon shop.

[@arditeider2812]

Crossover with Paul Blart when

[@za.307]

"Bucket of sand"... a cell with no toilet. An immate is given a bucket.

[@icegiant1000]

When the area of Seagals police force is shown on the map, and you just rattle off that its like '2000 square miles' man! And then you showed your work, I laughed because I was totally doing that math in my head and was about to go look that up... but you got it. Awesome.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha thank you! I used some website that let's you draw on maps to determine the space

[@colsetnerd]

I tried the Steven segal voice on my fiancé as well she thought I was having a stroke lol

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahahaha

[@kastle1972]

Henchman with the shinny new pipe is like, "Damn It! I forgot my gun! Quick, pull over into the Home Depot!!!"

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha right?!

[@Jeff-ig6cq]

Thank god we still have these seagal tv shows to go through. Congrats on the channel

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha thank you!

[@mehashi]

Great to see the channel taking off! Your work is so consistently good brother! Also seeing your vote the other day, I can't wait for when you get to Dolph Lundgren and "Showdown in little tokyo" in particular, it's one of my favourite bad movies!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much! Dolph will absolutely be on the channel in the near future

[@danwynne83]

Can’t believe I’ve never heard of this show before! Only found your channel yesterday and I’m already a massive fan 👏 Once I’ve finished all the Seagal vids I’ll go back and watch all your other stuff.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you! So glad you like them

[@Zotrax1946]

Man you’re funny 😆, “one and a half eye”.. oh so good. Thanks for making me laugh, it’s healthy 👍

[@RedEyeReviews]

So glad you enjoyed it :)

[@YakAttack915]

So many good lines in this. Moving to Seattle for the fish, assaulting someone to prove you can be law enforcement, ever expanding jurisdiction, artisan grape jelly, etc. And unless the angles switched up, seems at @12:07 she got shot on her left side, but when laying dead, wound was to her right .... Maybe it's me. But the one and a half eye bit killed me! Hahahaha Great job

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol the eye bit made me chuckle. My Fiancee smacked my arm a little though.

[@11Salda]

My police force would be all stripper squad 😂😂😂

[@jonnycollison]

Just finished your Seagal film reviews and I feel like I've let him into my life. Whenever I'm struggling I now think "What would Steven do?" and the answer is always "Well I'm gonna sit around on my fat a** mumbling pseudo philosophical nonsense"

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahah maybe it will work

[@thewoundedcrow7846]

How do u you only have 14.4k subscribers???? Great stuff

[@RedEyeReviews]

We are growing :) believe it or not I had under 1000 just back in September

[@creatureslim]

Love your channel dude this a great nostalgia hit. Love it, great work.

[@RedEyeReviews]

So glad you like it :)

[@davidagiel8130]

I never even heard of this, and Ive been Segal watching since hard to kill, out for justice and marked for death

[@rockdesu]

Sometimes I feel Steven Seagal is going to pass out just by talking.

[@gandalainsley6467]

I remember when this show was showed for a week in my country and was never shown again .

[@11Salda]

Steven Seagal has his own language that’s how cool he is 😎

[@zagreus5726]

Hey Red Eye , I remember watching the whole of these series , Damb some very wonky episodes and acting lmao , keep up the amazing channel , your great fun :)

[@RedEyeReviews]

I can't wait to keep watching it lol. So glad you like the channel

[@zagreus5726]

@@RedEyeReviewsYoull love the rest lol and I found you on accident so glad i did your genuinly a very funny guy :) Great videos

[@jordancorley828]

Another great video! Red eye doesn't miss

[@RedEyeReviews]

Aww thank you :)

[@michaelduffy2997]

This is freaking amazing! I couldn't stop laughing! I've lived in the area for 47 years. Everett is in Snohomish County. Seattle is in King County. And to top it off, just about the only place in here that I recognize as actually even being in Washington, much less near Seattle, was the Deja Vu strip club! Lmao...... 47 beautiful girls .... and 3 ugly ones was their slogan! Hahahahahaha

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahah that is a hilarious slogan

[@keithmccall5170]

Being from Seattle I can tell you this is both hilarious and difficult to watch

[@RedEyeReviews]

I thought it might be

[@cjohanning10]

Yes, I’m from Seattle as well and I concur.

[@gekokapowco]

yeah I was expecting a bunch of seattle stereotypes, but instead there was barely an indication it was in seattle at all

[@inferno0020]

All men fantasize but not equally. The power fantasy of average men only makes auto, beer, and porno industries rich; the power fantasy of Steven Seagal creates an entire parallel universe.

[@ronaldtan274]

WOW 11K subs! great job you deserve it man!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much

[@MsRadred6116]

Fave episode line: “whaddya gonna do? Dance me to death?” 🙄🙄🙄

[@robertparks7233]

Lovin' that carpet on his head as a toupe,not as bad as Machete,but,it's still colored in with a black magic marker

[@relaxman-tu1tp]

There are so many KZbin videos talking shit about Segal. I think this channel is the best so far 😂😂😂

[@claytongoode5715]

2*RedEye watched the first 30 seconds of a Steven Seagal series* RedEye: "I'm gonna have to science the $hit out of this.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha. I feel that! Alot of times I'm like......"ok, this isn't entertaining at all....but if I talk like a man with pasta in his mouth, could it work?"

[@JustAMag]

Fucking love you red eye, gonna link this channel when possible

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much friend

[@catjesus812]

Dude, what is happening in this world? Is this supposed to be a scripted show? I'm so confused, it was presented like it was real life but felt like another Seagal production. Hilarious nonetheless, Seagal is the best for being the worst. Great stuff thanks dude.

[@DieselMcBadass1]

segal is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@liamspencer2641]

"Well one and a half eye" HAH that one got me

[@cjohnson5995]

I was was born and raised in bensonhurst right on New Utrecht Avenue. I remember when they filmed out for justice alot of scenes were blocks from where I lived and they stored all the movie equipment in my schools yard and we could not go outside for recess. No one in the neighborhood liked Segal everyone spoke bad about him and I would hear the word asshole used alot to describe him. He came into my school to say hello one day during filming but I never met him none of us did he just stood on the stage in the autotorium and talked for a few mins then left. It always makes me laugh how some real good fellas pressed him and literally cried and begged them not to hurt him and ran to the police and then testified in open court against them that is well known and documented he can never deny that. (or can he 😂)

[@themilkman8554]

You put a lot of effort into this vid... Bravo!!

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you so much

[@TheDukeOfDallas]

Great RuneScape reference,, shit is timeless and will still be here long after we are gone.

[@j.k.8659]

Gets way better when you watch it as Seagals version of ''Sleepless in Seattle''

[@mrbig891]

Oh wow 11 thousand 🎉🎊 congrats.steve can do any accent but the problems is that Steve can't do his own accent.its a curse that he has to deal it lol

[@VideoJamesShow]

Fun fact this was shot in Louisianna standing in for Seattle... let that sink in

[@BloodDrippnFlowers]

His hair points to himself thats saying something im a legend man

[@lambknot]

I've been on a non stop Seagal spree, everything from podcasts about him to Will Sasso spoofing him in Madtv. Might be time for a break after this one...

[@playboymaxim]

Sasso nails him 🤣

[@MikeStar2000]

You are making Seagal great again 😄

[@juanl7766]

“…she doesn’t understand you. She doesn’t speak English. I don’t know why you keep talking.” As an ESL teacher, that’s pretty much 70% of my workday. 😭

[@RedEyeReviews]

I never understood why people think speaking slower or repeating themselves will somehow magically teach them a second language. They don't speak the language. You speaking it even more won't change that lol

[@benjaminolson7206]

The Cajuns were there entirely so that Steven could do an accent when he talked to them (which is not how accents work for people other than Steven Seagal, but that's another matter).

[@saxamachick]

Big kudos on pronouncing Puyallup correctly!!

[@spiritual_awekening]

I clicked faster than seagal's aikido pupils pretending to fall down.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Haha amazing

[@myphonroboshoes2091]

Loving your channel, can't wait to see your take on law man! You should watch 'Death Train | Full Movie | Action Crime Movie | Bryan Genesse' it's on youtube and i'm not really sure but i think they've got the rights to share it, it's not the Pierce Brosnan film of the same name or any of the other films with the same name and incredibly similar plot but it's action packed and full of those bad movie moments i know you love.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you! Consider it added to my list :)

[@officialcreatisoft]

Steve Seagal. The hero we need, but don't deserve.

[@Mkpryor12]

You have to say "I Am the Law" Sly Stallone Judge Dredd whe you do the Lawman series 😂😂

[@RedEyeReviews]

Ooo that's brilliant

[@HoddToward1995]

Bucket of sand is an old military thing. Supposedly started in ww2 in Asia. They would make military prisoners move a bucket of sand from one spot to another , sometimes all day. Pour it in one spot, put it back in , pick another spot and start over. It was basically psychological torture.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Oh damn! This has to be the most correct answer. That's mean

[@HoddToward1995]

@RedEye Reviews it was used by American and British NCOs to punish their own soldiers. Men who broke military code by misconduct or desertion.

[@noobepro_7146]

Imagine if that TV series didn't exist and instead he make a movie. He will make great movie cus at this point/age he still able to speak clearly and move alot lol

[@bkenwood88]

Doesn't he have a show where he's an "actual" cop? That's gotta be a riot.

[@RedEyeReviews]

He sure does

[@uberbosst]

Lmao Seagal in the thumbnail looks like JC Denton

[@187mrsmith]

Steven segal be reading ahead of the scripts hence why he knows ao much!

[@Dashdak.]

I think Steven Segal needs to play Judge Dredd if they ever make another one.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Start a petition lol

[@DieselMcBadass1]

"i am the law" Switches to stuntman to climb the stairs.

[@FutureChaosTV]

"Low Effort Judge Dredd - even too lazy to judge!" Cut to Seagal stuffing his face with Sushi.

[@schlobster3929]

Just imagining his body proportions in Judge armour is making me smile

[@Tekisasubakani]

Well, on the plus side, it would make Karl Urban's performance even more amazing by comparison.

[@airsoftman121]

OSRS references in my Red Eye Review? Yes please sir I'll have another.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahah I used to go to the library with my brother as kids. You would get 1 free hour of internet. We would both play runescape and use every second of that hour.

[@haloman123123]

Seattle person here. The reason for Showgirl being there is simply because its Seattle. If you don't know we're also very well known for our drive-thru Bikini/Stripper Baristas too :)

[@liamwynne566]

I'm not sure if you missed my comment on a random video, but Segal once presented an episode of the British TV show Friday Night Project. Pretty much nobody is aware of it's exist but definitely worth a look

[@RedEyeReviews]

I actually saw that! I'll totally take a look at it. He basically guest hosts the show right?

[@liamwynne566]

@@RedEyeReviews aye, every week it's a new celebrity doing hosting duty (they even got Kanye West one week, which was.... something)

[@RedEyeReviews]

@Liam Wynne oh God lol. I could only imagine Kanye taking control of that

[@aerosolmisfit]

I'm here for the runescape tips keep em coming

[@RedEyeReviews]

I played a LONG time ago. I can tell how to get into the adventures guild and get black armor lol. That was my pinnacle

[@leonardoantonio8756]

That stripshow was perfectly justified, also Seagal was 10 pounds lighter than nowadays but still over 40 pounds heavier

[@82Stro]

Sweet, been going through some redeye withdrawals

[@jordandaniels1381]

Sold, I now subscribe. Please don’t ever change.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Aww thanks friend!

[@jordandaniels1381]

@@RedEyeReviews Sir get it right….we fwends 😂😂

[@MarioSratss]

Amazing to see Steven Younger, thinner and with a babyface - and a Stripclub. Love to see more of Steven and your review.

[@farhaaz237]

Thumbnail makes Seagal looks like JC Denton from Deus ex😂😂

[@worldinflames38]

There is always a katana in a Steven Seagal movie or series. He is like the ultimate goal of a neckbeard.

[@Snake1984fly]

You rock bro!

[@BlazingOwnager]

That woman looking shocked she hit something is the facial expression that must happen beneath the helmet when a Stormtrooper actually hits something.

[@brunneng38]

Was reading the Wikipedia and saw that, instead of releasing these as a tv series set on dvd, they edited every two episodes into a “movie” so they could squeeze as many sales as they could from the rubes.

[@librarianontheloose]

I did a bit of the ol' research and it seems like Pike Market is right where the area of Seattle called Flesh Avenue used to be located. Apparently Pike Market used to be part of the red light district. So my guess is the area gentrified and that particular place is just a hold over from the good ol' days.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Flesh Avenue?! Lol that sounds like what they would call the main street in hell. Nasty

[@stoutoutandaboutwithanorwe300]

Salt Lake City use to have a strip club right next to Utah’s largest hospital, so it’s no surprise Seattle has one next to Pike’s Market. You need to add a laugh tract to some of these episodes to see if it changes the tone! 😆😆

[@RedEyeReviews]

Lol the laugh track is a great idea

[@GZiz84]

Subscribed! Keep em coming 👍

[@RedEyeReviews]

Thank you!

[@cl6322]

Couldn't find South Harmony because it's gone. Steven ate the whole place.

[@RedEyeReviews]

Hahaha damn it

[@AllThingsFilm1]

You know, I figured out why all of Seagal's lines are spoken in shots where he is the only one in the shot. He mumbles so much that I imagine his co-stars saying, "Wh-what?" Turns to director, "Did he say his line? I can't hear him."