True Story of How My Dog Died | Chris Distefano | Stand Up Comedy

[@Wildoddity]

He’s such a good storyteller, with the ability to include quick quips that I don’t think he even realizes he does. Crazy talented

[@austintheman1123]

I agree! ☝️ just the little tag lines or quips thrown in when he isint even trying to be funny are fucking hilarious

[@blakeb8981]

I can’t be the only one that thought the dog that needed the electrolytes was gonna be dead right?

[@lpr5269]

I doubt the story is true other than his dog had to be put to sleep. Louis CK even admits that he makes up a lot of stories based on things that happened to other people or he just makes it up.

[@seanmcginnis9853]

That's the joke.

[@pbcityis-witty6268]

​@@lpr5269oh shit I thought I was watching Chris Distefano.. Louie CK looks way different than he did before he died

[@beancurd4guandi84]

Chrissy pulling up with no fumes.

[@johnwest2517]

The great Fumeless Fuhrer

[@mykillmatic]

Heard this on a few podcasts... love how you worked it out into this specific bit

[@austintheman1123]

Super well written jokes, hilarious punchlines, tremendous bit all together. Chris is a very underrated comedian if you don’t think this is funny you don’t you must not understand comedy, one of the best comedians and podcasters doing it right now.

[@JoseGarcia-ho7co]

Made my coworker laugh after her dog died by telling her how my dog died and it was fantastic

[@beachchickensmedia]

now that's how you tell a story!

[@Bmanreptileland]

Missy Chrissy hitting them again with that good shit I laughed my ass off 😂

[@Barbaroossa]

Hey, only his Dad can call him by his princess name.

[@austintheman1123]

Eat this chocolate then you go NIGHT NIGHT, I’m Chrissy kevorkian hahaha

[@tylerstrow811]

WAIT. What about the dehydrated dog?! Did he get the wrong medicine ? LMAO

[@gagelynch7097]

What about the dog that was supposed to get the electrolytes?? Did it die 😬😂

[@BayouMaccabee]

Wait...So, if they mixed up the meds, did they end up killing the other dehydrated dog?

[@antonlvdm]

Damn, what a rollercoaster! Great story!

[@jordanlamatrice1]

Kids a legend in the making!

[@MrLordleftover]

Love Chrissy D! Been a fan since the roundtable of gentlemen days

[@CauseAndorEffect]

Hilarious! Tragic, but funny!

[@skygrace2746]

ILL SEE YOU IN CHICAGO BRO! YES BABE

[@darrensanimalsreptilesfish30]

Omg putting a dog down in the middle of the night is the worst. Been there. Thanks for making it funny Go Yankees

[@djkramit]

Chrissy Kavorkian. 😆

[@cjprof1205]

If I don’t come see you live soon I’m having my paw pricked.

[@practicepodcast8499]

Omg that ending had me dying

[@jasonperry4215]

I smiled the whole time .. Pretty good. Definitely Better than Paul Virzi

[@carlosalvarenga8509]

😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭 I shouldn't be laughing my dog die as well but damn the countdown 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@kbitt4409]

OMG Chrissy!!😂💀

[@jameshattawayart4451]

The kid's a genius!!!

[@stephanieguadalupe588]

Amazing storyteller

[@yoitsvic1126]

Lmaooooo wtf is wrong with this nigga? 😭😭😭 Fuckin love you, Chrissy

[@persistentpedestrianalien8641]

He should do a bit on cruella the dog. Chrissys a good kid, but he killed that dog just like he killed the hyenas.

[@Bendricklamar]

Anyone here from watching him talking about this joke completely bombing one time? 😂

[@STREY34]

I been looking for this bit Haha

[@desi4227]

Oh my!! I’m dying😂😂😂

[@DawnWillDoIt]

Larry is running around in the gay part of heaven getting pets from RGB. What else could he have asked for?

[@meganklobchar7014]

I always show people this story from hey babe. So funny Ps Chris you have been looking really good lately in your podcast. Like the one with Whitney and the one last week too I think. I know you are critical of yourself sometimes I just thought I would let you know your lookin great. 💯 Ps your last appearance on tigerbelly was your best podcast since heres your fucking month... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tigerbelly episode was so funny Telling Bobby your kids know who he is they think he's Mulan 😂😂😂😂

[@zoso1up]

We all know mall Santa got him

[@romichennuggets]

I’M HERE FIRST CHRISSY!!

[@emiliebarry7581]

The dog next door WAS dehydrated. Did that dog get liquid death too? Did she switch them. I have questions ???

[@spoonb16acrx2003]

I don't think it got Larry's medicine, he's talked about this on one of his podcasts and didn't mention it.

[@mykillmatic]

im presuming you heard him tell this story on several podcast, which he said the EXACT same thing...

[@spoonb16acrx2003]

@@mykillmatic he didn't say that the other dog got Larry's dosage, just Larry got the shot for the dog next to him.

[@mykillmatic]

@@spoonb16acrx2003 watch him tell the story on logan pauls podcast, thats why i said what i said... and im also a dick sometimes

[@TMADstudio]

My cat’s name was Tony 😸

[@auspicioustoot]

Glance over the part where the tech possibly killed a healthy dog

[@andrewholdaway813]

One less, all good.

[@larrygraham4875]

Good name

[@angelpolanco2422]

Chrisssy chaosssss

[@KappDET313]

Ole Chrissy Electrolytes!

[@Fabo100]

This shouldn’t have no bed on Netflix special that crowd must have sucked

[@lackadaisicalwray6090]

We had a mini schnauzer named dirtbag

[@Nilbogllat]

Chrissy looks like Joe gallo got stem cells

[@kylew2311]

Why did you cut the last bit off!

[@davidorlow8043]

Is this the joke he bombed with opening for Amy schumer

[@derekfugitt5425]

YAAAAS

[@noahpierson6437]

he puts comedy in a tragic event

[@bryantbravo9363]

Yo did they give the other dog the Kevorkian medicine instead???

[@LeRaggamuffin]

Woof

[@billdelfera8580]

Larry was gay. Went to the gay part of heaven.

[@ShortyComps]

Great story, London cigarette

[@fazeclapfortnite2624]

👍

[@colin2420]

Now’s the time to get an Over weight chihuahua for your ma and you .

[@bugzy510_]

Only Caucasian people give their pets human names.

[@boat_house_at_the_himbo_dome]

When I was 8 my parents let me name our new pit bull Necky. That poor sob carried that name for 12 yrs. Wait, this isn't the AYG comment section.

[@josef2012]

@@boat_house_at_the_himbo_dome 🗑💗🗑

[@nimmha6708]

I called my 2 cats Tupac & Biggie when I was younger, because one of them was super fat

[@nimmha6708]

I know a non-caucasian person who called her dog Jenny, so no. Your racial theory is not true.

[@adidelapatru1466]

Chrissy Clorox

[@DeclanWilde10]

3rd

[@namssorg2582]

Not funny

[@a.m.scape_5133]

Still with this old story?

[@thefrankiepalmeri]

Honestly...this isn't a great stand up bit or really even that great of a story. You put your dog to sleep while you were hungry. I guess as a gay man these are the kind of things you say on stage to make up for lack of jokes.

[@MaxIronsThird]

He's not actually gay, just sounds like one.

[@thefrankiepalmeri]

@@MaxIronsThird I'm joking.

[@david.chilin]

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[@micahwest2793]

@@thefrankiepalmeri well you're horrible at it

[@gorgejung307]

@@thefrankiepalmeri honestly… that’s not funny