The one where Chris Hansen recognizes the guy from the train

[@rayo8190]

"we hired this former marine as our 13yo decoy"

[@lexiisloved1297]

Thief!

[@luis5029]

burak must’ve gotten that idea from all anime

[@bentleyboogyman9299]

😂😂😂😂

[@DisguisedMunkee]

"So we hired Danny Devito as our 13 year old boy." Admit it, that would be the best episode.

[@guru_basketball_kiero]

You would think morons would look at the decoy and can tell he's not 13

[@FlorenceIsOnFire]

“We’ve even placed a microphone, underneath a leaf” SHITS GETTIN SERIOUS.

[@StoicObserverS]

I know... So serious

[@jimbynewchron2901]

*BUMMMMMMMM*

[@Tool0GT92]

I now ask plants if they are cops.

[@stsjlou]

LMAOOO i thought the same

[@iwbsi.]

@@Tool0GT92 lmao

[@wilsonn13]

“We hired the last known titanic survivor to play the decoy of a 13 year old boy”

[@ShaelynnFockler08]

@DonaldDonaldson-k2lyou don’t have to be gay to play a decoy for a gay pedo I’m pretty sure

[@karagravis]

OMG I'm crying, here

[@zlopy]

Hahahah good one mate

[@Vincent_Val3nt1n3]

Lmfao

[@smilerpie1]

That guy supposed to be 13? looks like he did 2 tours in Iraq and has a mortgage.

[@chrisodom92]

Yep.

[@PhantasmaAdoria]

😂😂😂accurate!

[@Shayne42069]

And he lives there with his "mommy" and "daddy" lol! Most people I know stopped calling their parents mommy and daddy by the time they were 12!

[@smilerpie1]

BAHAHAHAH, I love u guys.

[@ReeN1995]

I'm 24 and could probably pass as 15-16 if I shave, couldn't they get a better decoy?

[@KennethU]

“We’ve hired the father of a 13 year old to be our 13 year old decoy”

[@Vigilante80085]

He’s like 16 dude

[@badzi4200]

FBI agent C-284 He’s a college student

[@Palrath1]

@@Vigilante80085 looks 20 at least. Not even close to 13 year old.

[@giovannabarrera6613]

FBI agent C-284 hanahm

[@jessicamessicaYT]

💀💀

[@colindavey4075]

The title should have been "The one where Chris Hansen puts a microphone under a leaf."

[@StffdCrstPzzh]

Colin Davey I choked reading this 😂

[@brettorton2363]

Colin Davey lol that’s good comedy

[@MadisonCollieUwU]

That’s how you know shit has just got real.

[@mayemorente]

🤣🤣🤣

[@britann9539]

Lmfao why was that so funny

[@DieselDreamerTV]

Hearing Chris Hansen say the words “Seattle Bareback Boys” deadpan like that, I lost it 😂

[@uuuultra]

he loaned the guy his copy, they were friends after all

[@bedeckt]

​@@uuuultracall this sting operation his form of overdraft fees

[@SKYREAPER30]

I knew Seattle was up to no good 🤣🤣.

[@vixx-kun7686]

Everyone's gangster until they put a microphone under a leaf

[@flufkyn]

Can't wait for them to put a hidden camera on the predator

[@blacksunshine7485]

@ThatViolentMelody You dudes literally cracking me up yo!! Everyones gangsta.. loooooooooollllll microphone under a microphone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@frgwyn3760]

Flufkyn trecfwwr

[@ip4501]

Flufkyn underrated comment

[@fryedpiper]

bro, comment of the year lmao

[@bettym.3996]

The decoy didnt even have time to show him the table his dad made.

[@Dtrmarquis8]

Betty M. 😂😂

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Nice callback

[@devonmartinbasson]

underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheMitchZone]

I don't get it. 😐

[@nicolel7592]

😂😂😂

[@saddollshit9913]

“ this is our 13 yr/o decoy” * Morgan freeman walks in*

[@shellyrae9281]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[@allanbaker5945]

LOLOLOL!!

[@kameelahsalaam4553]

Aaaahhhhh! Stop it! 😂

[@walkerpatricia3171]

Lmao

[@SurahOnline]

LMAOOOO!!! 😂😂😂😂👏

[@blightedgrounds]

I guess the lady texting with the bullet proof vest is afraid of screen shots 😂

[@Jr-hv2yn]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@commentsnice2779]

Nice

[@starlitestarbright514]

Words can hurt you !😂 Ok,I tried.

[@editsbyken8736]

okay you ate that

[@randomactivities5373]

Good One

[@2prize]

We hired Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson as our 13 year old decoy

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

They hired John Cena first, but the predators couldn't see him.

[@cesarramirez7619]

LMAO

[@breeny09]

2prize I’m cracking up so hard at this comment

[@Liphted]

Lol

[@Liphted]

@@53subscribersnovideos35 nice.

[@dhgmrz17]

"We've hired a U.S. Marine to be our 13 year old decoy."

[@nunyabiz6925]

Rofl

[@tiamat_023]

@@andreakarsch7345 "MEEE MY MOMMMY AND MY DADDYYY!!!!!!!!!!"

[@gary1471]

That marine gonna put him in a headlock

[@robertkidnley93]

Lol right

[@stoptrudeau42]

@@user-vn7ky2xr1x have a seat over here...

[@womaninthewave]

We’ve borrowed our decoy from the local retirement home.

[@ladythiep2811]

Emma W. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AcidicElm39898]

You got me dying laughing at 2 AM Bravo

[@sherryclark2552]

LOL!!!

[@besteverepicmillennial5927]

@@AcidicElm39898 ah you're trendy by "dying". dont be trendy be yourself

[@ralphamiri7793]

Best Ever Epic Millennial go fuck yourself

[@Ghost_of_Michael_Collins]

“We’ve hired legendary veteran actor Michael Caine to play the convincing role of the decoy”

[@anonUK]

Not a lot of people know that.

[@wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037]

We’ve hired ex president Jimmy Carter to play our 13 year old decoy.

[@JoseSanchez-wg9hi]

😂

[@lyndsay369]

LMFAOOOO OMG

[@shadow_of_thoth]

I mean, sure, it's believable.

[@donnadiore2356]

😭

[@DanniShelton]

This is the comment that took me out 🤣🤣🤣

[@LüBuForces]

Neighbors lookin from the porch like *"Another one"*

[@kidding6712]

A D. Lmao

[@tobymcguire5699]

I just realized all the busts are in the same house bc of this comment

[@saberur66]

dude this is in my town, and I never knew that (over 23 years here) and NO ONE is discussing this. like im so confused how this isn't a known fact this tv show is shot here, I drive by this house all the time. im S-H-O-O-K

[@askme4450]

saberur66 That’s a good thing

[@bleachartist3098]

EGGBERT INKABOD your just a dumbass

[@poopperson7691]

Our 13 year old decoy couldn’t make it today, so we asked his ex-marine father to fill in.

[@boochu8690]

😂

[@kookie_krissy6728]

i feel like ive seen him before in my brothers military photos there is always that one guy.

[@AM-bq7df]

@@kookie_krissy6728 EXACTLY THERES ALWAYS ONE GUY

[@kookie_krissy6728]

@@AM-bq7df those picture were the people in the front are leaning on one knee and the the guys in the back are standidng up. I've definitely seen him

[@gamma21285]

A little 🐟 smell here

[@nicky_gunz]

Chris “we put a microphone under a leaf” Hansen

[@thegamingcorner2824]

💀💀💀

[@fordin6431]

I read it as "microwave"😅

[@65firered]

Now that I think about it...

[@kwestphotog]

😆

[@megmir6954]

*Queue spooky music*

[@vlycae]

imagine knowing chris hansen personally and still doing this shit 😭

[@yojimbe1980]

Exactly! Like whyyyy?!

[@smileitsjustagame2937]

I pity the fool.

[@contentdeleted7662]

How dumb can someone be ?

[@Washius]

Chris Hansen is even more disappointed.

[@Juan-dh5gq]

He's in jail

[@Cortzen90]

“We’ve even placed a microphone, underneath a leaf” Crime drops down to 0%

[@blacksunshine7485]

Trees cut down to 0%

[@jamesboies5754]

Best be leaf it

[@ofpensswords6966]

Leaf it At 666 Pls

[@Master_of_Critique]

>when you drive back to your meth lab in the middle of the desert and there's a random fern sitting on the porch

[@daniellarose9391]

Allibaad Cortzen come on guys leaf it now , we all know Chris was barking up the wrong tree

[@BuddWolf]

As a retired law enforcement officer, I can appreciate the long, hard hours of work that goes into these stakeouts. They’re the unsung heroes that keep creeps like these off our streets and away from our children. 🇺🇸👍🏻

[@kevinkant6817]

Stop it, your into man butt

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

For like 2 years of a 5 year sentence

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

Oh look. This guy got 8 years and did 2. Gg

[@Darius-j6b]

Pig 🐷🐷🐷🐷

[@jonathanwynter4950]

I doubt you were ever a law enforcement officer lol. Stop farming for likes🤡

[@corbincreamer4353]

"we've hired 7 time Super Bowl winning quarterback Tom Brady to be our 13 year old decoy."

[@gt6056]

SMH.

[@donamirtz]

I LOST IT LMFAO

[@jesterssketchbook]

Harrison Ford looked GREAT as that decoy, i like how they made his walker a skateboard

[@samhall5096]

13 yr old boy: "sorry I've been losing my hair for the past 20 years"

[@juanelorriaga2840]

That was too funny

[@nathansantillana625]

“The one where the decoy looks like he could be on his second marriage “

[@lillyannamunari1621]

Sooo all of them 🤣🤣

[@evil.mag1c]

@@mannixg1372 it's not a sexual orientation, and you are not old enough to make that decision yet.

[@dig8634]

@WindTheBrave I think he's just trolling guys. He's posted that same comment three other places at least

[@glennjack910]

The person who wrote the title couldn’t care less

[@ThoughtDaughterRegan]

Jay Tee they don’t give a single care lmao

[@1wooooooooooooooooo]

Ikr lol

[@freshlove7926]

Jay Tee - or was Asian or Indian

[@dragonxlove]

Imagine what would have happened if they gave the Harry Potter book names.

[@thomasnoctor3602]

Laughing more than I should be at this comment

[@AnakinsDaycareForPadawans]

3:43 “And hopefully soapy..LOL.” That was the most devious lol I’ve ever heard 😂

[@TheLadyj8402]

😂😂😂

[@Jack-cd9pm]

"hopefully soapy" we all know that even the 13 year old who totally isn't 29 with a wife knows how to shower

[@uuuultra]

your comment has 69 views now 👍🏾

[@michaelshannon6134]

Anyone cringe seeing how their 13 year old decoy looks like a 27 year old marine?

[@daegu_devil9847]

The girls always look more believable than the guys for some reason 😂

[@yeahbraah]

Stolen valor.

[@Kevjohno]

JAR HEAD

[@trawlerkent9101]

Dude definitely has his Kbar down the back of his pants 😂

[@ananousous]

Me, my mommy, and my daddy...

[@alexishere5994]

"Now the guy in the train is about to get derailed" Chris: *God, im so clever*

[@trueCrimeGuruYes]

Probably had a team of staff trying to come up with that one on a white board.

[@jonnie2bad]

@@trueCrimeGuruYes guaranteed

[@cheorry3141]

I legit said ‘good one chris’ when he said that kandjhskj

[@MusaMansu]

I missed that one. Timestamp?

[@mmmmargarine]

@@MusaMansu 4:56

[@chriswhite3692]

Lawrence is a true genius. The chat logs. The sex talk. The trip to the house. All an incredible scheme to talk to his old friend Chris Hansen.

[@kirstein108]

the power of friendship

[@ladylionXOX]

@@kirstein108 I know this is a serious topic, but I've been laughing at this comment for the past 5 minutes 😂💀

[@keldorthebluemack]

This shit is staged for ratings.Just bcuz he was familiar with him from the train doesn't mean they were friends.Chris said to on a Vlad interview the guy recognized him first and Chris didn't know who he was.This is more fake and scripted than wrestling

[@ammedia9870]

Including Seattle bareback boys ? A true genius

[@chriswhite3692]

@@keldorthebluemack You must be the funnest guy at parties.

[@milesjohnson5487]

Whoever picked this decoy needs to be fired. He looks 35 years old.

[@uuuultra]

it's Hansen's son

[@scarlettwatson12]

@YuckFouTubeX he definitely doesn't look 13 though

[@accounti98476]

No it's not

[@YGYRWYFTDD]

It still worked tho so....🤷🏾

[@whatnani7372]

More like 29, but yeah. Horrible casting choice.

[@HeatyFrog]

"Are you a cop?" "No" "Okay phew, sorry i gotta be careful"

[@trueCrimeGuruYes]

Cop- Oh damn you got me.

[@lilyanna4275]

"wanna come over" *"Yeah but are you a murderer?"* "Umm nooooo" *"Okay had to be sure"*

[@luckyvampie]

“Wanna come over?” “i need to make sure you’re not a _cucumber_ “ “Lol I’m not” “Phew gotta be careful yk?”

[@SunnySydeRamsay]

"Are you the zodiac killer?" Ted Cruz: "no" "Phew gotta be careful"

[@danielbenson6407]

"Coz you know by law you have to tell me..."

[@kerashlallchander]

imagine if they hadn’t put the microphone under that leaf.

[@d33p345]

it would be literally unwatchable

[@gamma21285]

A two 🐟🐟

[@asloii_1749]

@Jason Wren you are a legend

[@hampelmann7574]

My type of humor🤣

[@pyroplays777]

Fr I was worried about that one

[@94blahblah]

The actual 13 year old decoy couldn’t make it that day so they asked his dad to fill in

[@thelukesternater]

Word

[@hangestitansss9553]

@Xbhsha Bshaha word

[@sergei_mikhailovich]

Excel

[@leon-qt9mo]

One drive

[@dwightyawg7781]

Keynote

[@CharcoalBlasterdog]

Its so wild that these predators know there's a risk of police and when they say "are you a cop", a simple "no" is good enough to remove their worries...

[@uuuultra]

not very smart

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

I think in these cases they just want reassurance. They desperately want to believe that it's real and not a sting. Also some criminals have the mistaken belief that if undercover police are asked if they are a cop, that they have to be honest or they're engaging in entrapment. Which is obviously false or the entire concept of undercover police would not exist.

[@anonUK]

They're not thinking with their brains at that point...

[@goodlookinouthomie1757]

I mean listen... If you're an average middle aged guy and a 13 year old on the internet is interested in sex with you... IT'S A STING.

[@JaredConnell]

Pinky swear youre not a cop? No? Ok but do you swear youre not a cop?

[@Voicist]

"Our actor, Jason Momoa, is posing as a 13-year-old boy"

[@scyllah4931]

Honestly I'd love to see Jason Momoa have a little chat with one of these predators. Dude can throw fucking axes, you aren't getting back out that front door 😂

[@Gingerimp123]

STOPPPP 😂😂😂😭😭💀💀

[@whyisblue923taken]

It's fine. His voice still cracks.

[@jennylane9083]

😂🙃

[@stanpines9011]

@@mannixg1372 you don't get this now, but children are not ready for sex mentally and a lot of times physically too.

[@abbynufer5296]

I’m so glad they put that microphone under a leaf, it really pulled everything together

[@marsxSIN]

They wouldn't have gotten those sweet sweet quotes at the police station without the leafophone.

[@sukmaballs3205]

Ikr. The horrors of not having a microphone under a leaf. Unimaginable!

[@Coram_D30]

@@sukmaballs3205 Cvs.

[@mnapoletano7723]

Really ties the room together

[@proanimaluver6487]

Who woulda thunk it

[@lollylou99]

Whoever made the decision about the mic under the leaf needs a pay rise

[@andrewkrikorian760]

*raise

[@Madenthewest]

L_T99 Lol!!!!

[@lollylou99]

Andrew Krikorian it’s *Rise. I’m British not American.

[@andrewkrikorian760]

@@lollylou99 but the person you are referring to is American so it's *raise

[@JavierGonzalez-ze5bk]

L_T99 fact!!

[@YanaSLee]

His bond was only $75,000? I’ve seen half a million for no real crime at all. The system really favors these people

[@jeffdroog]

He also didn't commit a crime lol He never once spoke to,or met someone underage...This show always forgets to tell you that lol Any crime,would be theoretical at best.

[@PoorStretch]

​@@jeffdroogHe was convicted so I'm not sure what you are talking about man

[@funnyman9616]

The government only want your money

[@jakeybakey420blz2]

I feel like the only reason they put a microphone under a leaf was just so they could say "We put a microphone under a leaf"

[@Supernova-gq8uf]

YSFrosty this is my favorite comment 😂😂😂

[@alegria1813]

There's no way this camera actually records something

[@eepy123]

Lmao

[@justafrenchkidtryingtospea9462]

I'm the leaf on this video and you're right. They did it to me to brag about it

[@alegria1813]

@@justafrenchkidtryingtospea9462 Saluuut!

[@lukedenby1198]

"We've even put a microphone under this leaf" Me: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[@batwom4304]

Luke Denby that was the killshot.

[@bethforshaw]

Luke Denby LMAO stoppppp 🤣

[@neptune_wolf-1514]

Lmao

[@onthesquare1104]

I thought this comment was a joke until I got to that part in the vid, I'm dead

[@roberttoppi5427]

on the square yea right lmfao

[@jermainewood7480]

The "decoy" looks like an ex Marine. With a wife and kids. Great job guys

[@soupperandstarlitsartdumba469]

Jermaine Wood still worked like a charm 😂

[@willjones6400]

Slightly thinning hairline.....

[@ismellya]

Jermaine Wood - And what if the “kid” says, “Um, yeah! Damn!! You got me! I’m a cop!” Like the perv would actually get an honest answer! What a stupid schmuck, this sexual predator is! How many times had he gotten away with it before getting caught is what I’d like to know! I did a search 3 months ago of registered sex offenders in my tiny neck of the woods and was absolutely SHOCKED when I saw them all! One lives 3 houses away from me! Disgusting! People who prey on children should NEVER see the light of day again! They do their time and get over it......while the victim spends the rest of his/her life damaged by it! Once a sexual deviant....ALWAYS a sexual deviant! One way to fix that! Chop it off, AND his/her hands, and see how they manage then! Ugh! Just disgusting! But wonder if these pervs who end up on this show have to sign a waiver or some kind of release allowing the show to use the footage on national tv! And whether or not the perv gets a reduced sentence or fine for doing so?

[@Scratchingforcash]

Why you steal someone else’s comment?

[@uglyoyukiy0136]

I was the 1000th like lol

[@nickeywilliams8514]

These voice overs on text messages has me dying😂😂😂

[@Emileave]

why they gotta make it sound so horny...

[@uuuultra]

@vandalbelis544fun fact: the guy volunteered to do the voices---when they said they wanted to pay him he declined

[@microwave311]

Me 2

[@RavenThePlayer]

“Our 13-year-old decoy, by which I mean the same decoy we’ve used for the past 13 years”

[@southernbreeze3278]

okay, that was pretty good

[@TinaMucklow]

Hahahahha thats funny. That guy doesn't look 13. I think they just say 13. He looks 25

[@jasminerami5124]

@@TinaMucklow yeah in one episode they said he’s actually in college; 20 something years old.

[@leal714fercho]

So hes been 13 for 13 years lol

[@Leetbeast]

but why is a 13 year old talking to older people..

[@teflojr1562]

“We’ve hired former President, Jimmy Carter, as our 13 year-old decoy.”

[@nataliarobinson9514]

Ha ha! Good one

[@JulEnglefaris]

😂😂😂

[@patrickbateman1540]

@Daniel 96 and still alive

[@byronhardy5264]

It’s crazy how he’s still alive what a legend

[@byronhardy5264]

@Daniel don’t forget Reagan

[@Lobotomyaftermath]

"We've hired Bernie Sanders to play our 13 year old decoy"

[@raycurry4168]

That was funny !

[@chloel2961]

😂😂😂👍

[@2steaksandwiches665]

vincentrich - Banned But Not Forgotten Benjamin button

[@TheRawAve]

I am once again asking you to take a seat at the stool

[@tristanwalls6266]

I thought it was Larry David . . Btw what is hardcore gay porn?? 🤐

[@skotmatthews8940]

0:09 "but he isnt looking to hook up with a 13yo girl, hes looking for a boy" thats a weird way to say it, as if looking for an underage boy is somehow worse than a girl... a creeps a creep brah

[@bobatea5695]

whole vibe of this video seemed rather odd, whenever they mention the word "gay" or "boy" its exactly as if being a gay predator is somehow so much worse than a straight predator. gives off slight homophobic vibes

[@raapija]

They hit him with the good old "microphone under the leaf" technique

[@Thechoosin1]

Exactly the oldest trick in the book smh lmao.

[@Dustyphoto915]

😂😂😂

[@ac-2-shoes971]

Microphone under the leaf jutsu (葉術下のマイクHa-jutsu-ka no maiku)

[@JW-zs1pz]

Good Ol Microphone Under the Leaf Trick!!! 3rd time this month I fell for that!!

[@BijinMCMXC]

Stfu 😂

[@LeAndre_McCoy]

-knows Chris Hansen, personally -seen his show -considers him a friend -sees him, regularly -decides to pick up a 13 y.o.

[@iseetrolledpeople]

"The fact that I know him, drastically reduces the chances of me ever meeting him on the show. That would be nuts" - Pedoguy.

[@SupremeCommanderBaiser]

Keep your enemies close.

[@xoEmilyAnnexo11]

White privilege

[@aflaczach]

That’s like talking shit about Mike Tyson while knowing he’s on the same continent as you. Planet, even.

[@evilconvictpressley]

@@aflaczach I've never said anything bad about Mike.

[@Zeroperez94]

“We’ve even placed a Microphone underneath a leaf”

[@colbyfletcher7825]

**HIGH SOUND QUALITY**

[@DandyinDistress]

I laughed my ass off when he said this XD XD XD

[@daliacapellan]

*MOTHER NATURE* : I'll allow it 😶🍃

[@Nixie_536]

🔥🔥🔥

[@michaelk5607]

We're even going to watch Seattle Bareback Boyz after the sting.

[@Justin-jg2hi]

An 8 year sentence suspended after 2 years? WHAT? That judge needs fired.

[@rogerwinters9856]

@Justin-jg2hi the judge is a predator.

[@uuuultra]

he's friends with Biden

[@juliana.x0x0]

The entire system has always gone light on offenders, which tells you a lot about the people who run things in government.

[@JesterFlemming]

2 years for a "crime" without a victim and no child involved at all.

[@Justin-jg2hi]

@@JesterFlemming he was going to meet a child. He was preying on children. Sounds like maybe the FBI needs to keep an eye on you.

[@zachhagan6239]

“We’ve hired 4-time NBA champion Shaquille O’Neal to play our 13 year old decoy.”

[@Heckinwhatonearth]

His face when he walks in and sees him 😭

[@ChoeDave]

That guy was balding!

[@thetruthhurts131]

Exactly, he's every bit of 25 🤣 🤣

[@dominicrichardson3514]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thealienarms]

@@thetruthhurts131 FOR REAL 😂 they need to hire an actor that still has a vertical ID

[@matthewkyle1612]

Damn decoy looks like he already had 2 divorces.

[@eulyduran86]

😩😭

[@Maybelater444]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chrismac1507]

@@user-vn7ky2xr1x BrUh🗿

[@terryterry5468]

Nice pfp

[@jimh.412]

Who believes that kid is 13? Couldn't they find a different actor?🤔

[@ShukaHusk]

Shocking to think how close this guy came to getting away. Imagine if they had not put the microphone under the leaf.

[@LP-lk4wv]

Lol!

[@christiansantamaria7233]

That darn leaf 🍃

[@dmurray2978]

Genuinely though, it came down to that camera/leaf combo. How many weirdos get away with these crimes due to no leaf cam?

[@lionsden5123]

That was a primo move, no doubt.

[@maxwelltolar]

many have escaped due to amateurs not using the leaf-mic combo it is actually an extremely effective measure You can't always rely on things such as curtain mics, shelf mics, but leaf mic is always superior

[@camelliarobert7392]

I feel really bad for the family's of these monsters, the betrayal is real. If my dad or grandpa was arrested for trying to have sex with a 13 y/o I would be disgusted, ashamed, puzzled, angry... And alot more

[@uuuultra]

intrusive thoughts?

[@erroreden]

Predator : I know Chris, he’s a *friend* of mine Chris : He’s an *acquaintance*

[@debsreno911]

Exactly! I saw him on a train once so now we're friends? lol!

[@jimothy.ortega4995]

debs99772 he said they commuted together for years

[@poochyenarulez]

@@debsreno911 sounds like more than once if they knew each other's name

[@poochyenarulez]

@Jimmy Johnson relax

[@michaeldadon7294]

Jimmy Johnson Looks like someone’s dad beats them.

[@rjenkins5248]

" we hired my Father, Chris Hansen Sr. to play our 13 year old decoy"

[@garywilliams6124]

Best variation of this meme I have seen in the comment section yet

[@Richard-1776]

R jenkins lol

[@ckotcher1]

Lmao

[@mizuchi999]

Hansen

[@S7232S]

He was overweight, Chris gets it.

[@Nicholas_Young]

“We even hid a microphone under a leaf” *Revolutionary, Chris. Revolutionary*

[@stuckinthemiddle5621]

Bruh “his”...you mean hid

[@whiskii]

Not as strategic as the camera they put in the bin just before.

[@azrashello]

Suck A Fart what?

[@lt.ripley1590]

I'm pretty sure he was taking the piss. To see how many people fell for it.

[@MothDoinLazr]

So look under the leaf next time

[@ocarina0001]

I love how this is one of the only times you see Chris ever away from his usual standing spot, this really is a moment where it's like an old friend trying to be compassionate even though, y'know, that friend is trying to rope a minor.

[@georgeplunkitt5565]

Chris Hansen was probably pissed that the decoy said “have a seat” before him

[@AbbeyyRosee]

I THOUGHT THAT TOO *subscribe to my channel please

[@amanc9835]

George Plunkitt angry Chris Hansen noises

[@benson2873]

GiGi Rose no one wants to subscribe to your shit channel.

[@johnsmith9966]

George Plunkitt that is his line😤

[@amanc9835]

GiGi Rose no one cares about your channel

[@Moonshinexmoonshine]

"I, Chris Hansen shall be passing as a 13 year old boy"

[@kanroji6447]

J-JOJO REFERENCE?

[@amberwinterbottom7792]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yellowgetbright]

I, Chris Hansen, have a dream!

[@flyingkoifish1011]

😂

[@spider-mancantsee5875]

He might as well try

[@Hooperd2023]

“We hired retired nfl quarterback Payton Manning to be our 13 year old decoy.”

[@devinreis5811]

That, I can see.

[@user-lr9dh1oc3u]

Lol the only accurate one

[@bella_da_bee]

@@user-lr9dh1oc3u right lmao

[@Jacesmith03]

😂😂😂

[@AntonioDavid-qu3zq]

I always love the police chief at the end, he is so soft spoken but you can tell his sense of justice burns fiercely.

[@IgnorantWeed]

I hate him speaking. He say the same shit all the time

[@Myself-yf5do]

It was a shame they didn't show Chris talking to him about the depressed 19-year-old they caught, even though that wasn't an "official" episode.

[@uuuultra]

_his passion burns as hot as the predators he's arresting_ Poetic.

[@rayofsunshine6300]

“We’ve hired Joe Rogan to be our thirteen year old decoy.”

[@sixteennumberthree5544]

Joe "lol rlly" Rogan

[@Andy-kw5nw]

😂😂😂

[@theash1111]

Hshahaha nice joke man

[@Utonian21]

That would be incredible

[@LadiiBlues14]

😂😂😂😂

[@nugget938]

"This is our 13 yr old decoy" **Pitbull walks in**

[@snakeoil7089]

Miyu from Wii Sports I would like this, but it is at 69 likes, so I have left a comment instead

[@yagadoob]

dale

[@nathanielblanco1258]

dale

[@snakeoil7089]

Dale

[@eddieguererro46]

Mr. *WORLDWIDE*

[@hungdaddy2599]

Does everybody else crack up when they read the texts and make the "predator" voice as creepy as possible 🤣

[@Dogman262]

He sounds like hes having a lot of fun

[@SniffinJoeBiden]

"...and hopefully soapy, lol"

[@jenettebutler8073]

😅😅

[@ericsatx210]

@@Dogman262😂

[@panicproductions7555]

“And hopefully soapy lol” 🤣🤣

[@yoinkysploinky5102]

I feel like if I ever bumped into Chris and he said "My names Chris Hansen". I'd immediately think I did something wrong

[@whoelsebutmatty]

you did, you tried to kill batman

[@StoicObserverS]

Yeah... I can imagine that deer in the headlights look and the sheer horror and confusion.

[@Thawah]

Lmfao But seriously I'd be so ecstatic to meet him especially with what he's doing now with Onion Boy

[@scottwales5966]

Objective: survive

[@daneh977]

Nah, the scary part would be if he said, “ have a seat right over there.” and then said, “I got your text messages right here.”

[@troyjacobs96]

When they had Chris Hansen say "Seattle Bareback Boys" 😂💀

[@willjauk]

😂😂

[@uuuultra]

"Chris, that wasn't part of the script!"

[@twentyrothmans7308]

@@uuuultra Hahahahaha - that *did* make me laugh!

[@goodlookinouthomie1757]

You should listen to the podcasts. He just straight up reads the chatlogs uncensored.

[@clarkymann]

We've hired this Vietnam veteran and ex navy seal to be our 13 year old decoy

[@sarahjane9957]

We've hired this Large tree stump to be our 12 year old decoy 🤣🤣🤣

[@clarkymann]

@@sarahjane9957 we've hired hambubger to be our 13 year old decoy

[@daedrichate]

they just beat the shit outta the predator

[@SexLuthor]

@@clarkymann we’ve hired a leaf to be our 13 year old decoy

[@cornerstonemasonry299]

Love you long time!

[@hambonejamboree7750]

Predator: "I know Chris, he’s a friend of mine”. Chris: "it’s still hard to believe it’s an acquaintance of mine" Dude got acquaintance zoned by Chris Hansen.

[@Blackchairwhitecarpet]

Hambone Jamboree fkn hell this made me laugh. Thanks man. I’ve had the year from hell already but this got me

[@papaofthejohns5882]

Chubrub Damn, well I hope everything improves man. Nowhere to go but up!

[@dawsonsauce9670]

Chubrub same homie, hope everything gets better soon

[@seanokane522]

Chubrub Hope it gets better man

[@blacksunshine7485]

Predator: ''I know Chris, he's a friend of mine'' Arnold to Chris: ''Get to de CHOPPPPAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[@walkertomes9397]

“We’ve hired Dwayne Johnson as our thirteen year old decoy”

[@nostalgia4522]

These are killing me lmao

[@rikkiswift4479]

What is your name? It doesn't matter what your name is!!!

[@starcofan13]

ROCK BOTTOM! BROCK BOTTOM! BAW GAWD! The rock just delivered a rock bottom through the table!

[@Ramon_92]

Stolen comment dude fuck you !

[@aleksanderkeca3110]

@@Ramon_92 wow what a loser you are

[@Casual_Lifestyle]

“Seattle bareback boys” Thanks for the recommendation chris

[@lilbirb082]

"We did not have a male theatre student that looks 13 years old. fortunately we were able to resurrect Julius Cesar and use him as the decoy"

[@chrisbfreelance]

Hahaha

[@servedhonestly]

Lmfao

[@senpaialastor8650]

I laughed too loud on this comment

[@anakinskywalker70]

Genius comment

[@lisa438321]

Decoy has a lot of time on his hands since the retirement

[@LordTrolled]

"We've hired acclaimed actor, Danny Devito, to play our 13 year old decoy."

[@johnnydangerous5971]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1My3My9]

I don’t get the joke can you explain it and a time stamp

[@marga8732]

@@1My3My9 It’s a joke about how much older the male decoy looks than the female decoy and sometimes, they joke about how “bad” his acting is (exhibit A: "Me, my mommy, and my daddy" which he seriously said during one sting…).

[@1My3My9]

@@marga8732 ty

[@yodasbudussy6143]

I think its the tall version of danny

[@Edit.Name.]

The “teen actor” looks like he hit puberty in 1984........L-O-L

[@jozefivanov600]

Omg for real! I was like ????? This guy is going to run away when he sees the 22 year old actor thinking the teen's big brother is there to kick his ass or something.

[@kasperknutsen8283]

@@jozefivanov600 i'd still smash him though

[@jozefivanov600]

@@kasperknutsen8283 10/10.

[@kasperknutsen8283]

@@jozefivanov600 yeah...😳

[@bunnyrubyjanee]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chadstokes6532]

"SEATTLE BAREBACK BOYZ" Amazing commentary

[@uuuultra]

🗒 ✍🏻

[@techmen-je4mo]

seattle bearback boyzzz

[@cb9603]

Predator: “I know Chris Hansen, he’s a friend of mine.” Chris Hansen: “I vaguely recognized him from a train commute one time... years ago”

[@boomshizzIe]

😂 the guy did say in interrogation they rode the train together for YEARS

[@physiquemadness]

Imagine if he said: "Last time I've went after a 13yr old kid, Chris was the one the drove me there...good friend of mine!..."

[@Gonken88]

I'd put my money on Hansen being the one lying.

[@Gonken88]

@@nealm6764 What good was being friends with Hansen going to do him when he was caught with his hands in the fudge packery of a 13 y/o ex-marine with a table crafting father?

[@davidking7222]

Yep , Predator & Chris . Sitting next to Jeffrey Epstein

[@KiafryKyle]

The voice actor for the text messages didn't have to get that in to the role, but my god he did.

[@scott19087]

Ikr, imagine having to read that in front of a microphone, I couldnt😂

[@thiccandridicc]

"School is in session" I shouldn't have laughed but fucking hell, I sure did

[@PJxSHIESTY]

** 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sideshowspook133]

Hopefully soapy... lol

[@spartan16.]

@@sideshowspook133 this part came on as i read your comment 😂😂😂

[@lilsunnyadrian7358]

“We even hid our 13 yr old decoy under a leaf.”

[@scooch4684]

“Chris Hanson was even hiding as a leaf”

[@ajkoots258]

@@scooch4684 our leaf was posing as a camera

[@shyyyshyyy9329]

😂😂😂😂

[@sugarlessmfkr]

*Chris Hansen voice* NOT TRUE. At the time of the arrest, the decoy was actually under a rock.

[@ismaelalvarez8661]

Yes 1000th like

[@zachwwwwwwwosofkd12949]

I love how straightforward the title of the video is. Everyone remembers this one as the guy Chris knew

[@uuuultra]

not a good look

[@uuuultra]

they met on an island..... anyone remember the name of the island?

[@alexslaius8463]

“We’ve hired Kevin Hart, to play our 13 year old boy”

[@sherncall]

Alex Mora that might actually work he’s short

[@alexslaius8463]

Shern call might even confuse him for a pre-schooler

[@touya]

Shern call fr he just needs a shave

[@ericmattson3234]

Alex Mora now that’s funny !!!

[@alromolor9168]

Say with ya chest!

[@laupatual7137]

Pedo: "Are you cop?" Cop: "No." Pedo: "Seems legit."

[@eljefe5176]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rock3tcatU233]

5000 IQ in action.

[@macmike8329]

No u dum dum im a 14yr old boy silly hehehe...

[@logictotalwar1201]

HILARIOUS

[@kkuttah6819]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kelbychurch2294]

“We’ve even placed a microphone under a leaf”. CIA :”WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!”

[@gart5379]

Bruh the CIA would hide a mic on a bird

[@jimmjimms]

Lmfaooo was gonna say that

[@lucdinh8312]

CIA:" the leaf IS the microphone"

[@Slayer-tr9ir]

Ahahaha

[@kingoflive4665]

Commander Cody the bird IS the mic

[@nero_palmire]

"We even placed microphone under the leaf" - gets me every time.

[@tygottafeelin9753]

“We’ve hired a 10,000 year old cursed mummy to be our thirteen year old decoy”

[@R281]

😂😂😂Almost spit out my drink

[@anyalaASMR]

LMFAO

[@ericbloodaxe88]

😂😂😂😂

[@peterborzillo456]

This deserves top comment spot

[@moistmeathateroffurries8621]

@LVhasAIDS are u serious?

[@Pipecleaner500]

“We hired a 13 year old boy but his 30 year old cousin came instead”

[@Yokachemi]

No fucking way😭

[@PlumbDrumb]

🤣🤣

[@J.C...]

Bruh. I'm looking at this dude like... How tf did ANYONE think this guy is 13? 🤦🤦🤦🤷

[@DaSquyd]

@@J.C...legally they can't use anyone under 18 for the acting job

[@Mysteryz-li2pw]

@@DaSquydWe know, but why get someone who looks so much older than 13

[@MaxVolumeMusicMixes]

The way the voice actor says “lol” is the funniest shit ever.

[@PatrickSilent]

Yeah! I was always wondering why do they even bother reading those parts. It would be even funnier if the voice actors laughed out loud, instead of reading "el oh el".

[@BizzBizz69]

Its funny as fuck how over exaggerated the creepiness of the predators is, I love the way the voice actors say LOL

[@badzi4200]

I watched to catch a predator and this voice actor was saying "lol" Funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[@1992SpaceMovie]

el oh el~

[@markdouglas1601]

Lol when I first heard it I was like "eh that wasnt that funny" Then the second one "hopefully soapy too..elohell ;)"

[@7MukuroRealm]

"World War II veteran reaffirms his commitment to serving this country by pretending to be our 13 year old decoy."

[@myoukyomou]

“We need a title for this video.” “Is it the one where Chris Hansen recognizes the guy from the train?” “Perfect.”

[@marv5078]

Lmao

[@NAPOLIEDITS]

Toddinora underrated comment

[@tshiruh5]

🤣🤣🤣

[@smileylpsgirl]

sounds like a whole ass Friends episode title

[@danielglatz1643]

fastcarlady damn you beat me to it

[@hamzak7261]

"We've hired Shaquille O'Neal to be our 13-year-old decoy" 😂

[@dothadance1]

😂

[@maxpax7389]

🤓

[@byEVxL]

Imagine

[@maric820]

🤣

[@Barqop]

You’re taller than I thought you’d be 😟😆 noice

[@eliwolfe9344]

It's funny that his excuse was "not being able to read the number 13" when hes literally an accountant. His job is reading numbers.

[@nicoleowens2318]

I didn't even think of that, great point 😂😂😂

[@TrueRetroflection]

It’s a C L E R I C A L E R R O R

[@tmo4330]

hey you are right! no way he read wrong. that was an excuse. child porn in his car. an obvious homosexual.

[@MyrnaDeJesus]

Good call!!

[@NewEyes25]

Eli Wolfe 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rockerseven]

Predator: "I know Chris. He's my good friend!" Chris: "I've seen this guy on a train."

[@Telecasterfan]

He was such a fan of Chris Hansen's show he wanted to see it in person.

[@gianlucaarenella3396]

Goat

[@noncrediblecase341]

He wanted to test it

[@THEHOAG4]

😂😂😂

[@standingsleepers3006]

@@gianlucaarenella3396 GOAT

[@lianasoares8052]

Stephen Adkins, LMAO! 😅😂🤣😆😝 Good 1. 👌🏻

[@sadientra9663]

“Now the guy I knew from the train is going to be... derailed” Good one Chris Hansen

[@christietrainsdogs]

We can always count on Chris for the witty lines

[@alexfriedman2047]

He also said "He will be taking a one way ride.... to PRISON."

[@Big8treykgc]

Lmaooo Chris be killin me with the one liners brooo

[@wjejwjje9493]

Sadientra y

[@piloto2412]

Where does he get these lines?

[@frama1122]

Thank God they put the microphone under the leaf

[@cyptocowboy5930]

Shiz bouta get real

[@dezzallen5375]

😂

[@kwanbuggs288]

Lmao

[@ashburnsdeal]

Same people who wear a camo suit to hide in the bushes or put a camera in a water bottle.

[@DiscoScottie]

And they also embedded one in the stool so you could see the pedo's butthole tighten up when he realized how fucked he is. And that's not fucked in a good way.

[@davidgarcia0604]

I love how the title sounds like if you and a friend were discussing to catch a predator and you ask them what their favorite episode is

[@uuuultra]

weird friends but ok

[@jamesbiscardi3129]

Glad they were able to stretch the budget to secure the leaf.

[@laurenbacall3847]

hahahaha!!

[@Josh-hv5ni]

All the money they saved by having a returning Iraq vet be the decoy

[@Seriousgaymer]

Imagine what would happen without it

[@jamesspooky9488]

Lmao

[@kingoftruth10yearsago28]

The guy looks like he thought in Iraq for 5 years.

[@Sviolinist]

"We've hired a 40 year old rodeo clown with a receding hairline and excessive child support issues, name of Rick, to be our 13 year old decoy." ... "And check out this leaf one more time."

[@jdluis88]

Bro LMAO!!!!!!

[@NotACop25]

Wait till you see the table his daddy made

[@pajamas_the_emo]

this is oddly specific and i’m living for it

[@OnlyMichaelJackson]

EXCESSIVE CHILD SUPPORT ISSUES-

[@Jacesmith03]

😂😂😂

[@goinggoinggone535]

"We've hired former President George W. Bush to be our decoy."

[@nicolebouvier8951]

Senior

[@madmmayhim7611]

Nucular terra...

[@suemorales6716]

LMFAO

[@PiperAtTheGatesOfYourMom]

Nucuuular proliteration I believe that human and fish can coexist peacefully

[@madmmayhim7611]

G P B 😂😂 yeah, but don’t tell GW that- you’ll hurt his feelings.

[@chrishansen1282]

This guy is not a friend of mine

[@andrebowling9864]

Lying ass

[@drby0788]

Lmao

[@OfficialAdhd83]

Well he knows you

[@AndresPerez-jc6nv]

Chris Hansen While the people in your video may be preying on underage children, how do we know you didn’t start the show to prey on older men?

[@hibana7298]

Yeah yeah tell it to the judge Chris! 😂

[@jameskingston]

“We even placed a microphone under a leaf” - I'm impressed

[@StewartGaming23]

Fancy seeing you here

[@johnnyorozcojr9763]

How often do you workout? It’s is necessary to parkoir

[@craigslistpreditor1552]

@@johnnyorozcojr9763 u need upper body strength and good leg muscles, so yes

[@johnnyorozcojr9763]

@@craigslistpreditor1552 thank you for the response, I’ve been doing some minor lifting lately, focusing in form with 20lbs and doing the workouts that my body can easily adapt understand. Amazing evidence and thank you so much!

[@letmediecast]

LEAF: the hero we deserve.