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[@kaybe9797]

Timestamps: 06:25 start, explanation of running manual ads to disable pre-roll ads 10:00 hic 13:39 hic 13:44 twitter: NATERERUN "The youtuber Nikocado Avocado took a 7 month hiatus for his weight lost journey and I'm gagging so bad omg" 15:43 raid from HimawariKotetsu 17:09 twitter: mike27356894 "I'm calling it now" predicting nikocado's weight loss 20:58 video: Nikocado Avocado "Two Steps Ahead" 29:56 raid from exadevt 33:51 Nikocado Avocado has an impressive amount of Kayfabe 35:41 hic 38:33 video: Fox 5 Atlanta "Dozens of Georgia students arrested for threats" 41:56 Theories for why this is happening: Gen Z/Alpha trend and/or political machinations to force gun control legislation 43:51 Lore: Senior year prank - emo kids called in a bomb threat, Kirsche got to watch them get chased around by police 48:43 full model slow twirl 49:33 hic 51:12 Lore: Kirsche ordering food to hit on the outback delivery driver, got the wrong driver and was called a gold-digger because of the other guy's nice car 54:52 hic 59:46 Pippa and Kirsche are the perfect wingwomen for each other 1:00:38 Every VA Pippa interacts with has some crazy history 1:02:19 DMing Tangerine about his oppinion on the men Kirsche dated 1:04:00 Nice hiss & pour 1:05:08 guys who are doormats, Andy from The Coffin of Andy and Leyley 1:08:08 Preference for pubic hair 1:09:14 hic 1:10:19 I have a tab for that 1:10:35 Video: "Why can't I show my buttplug?" "What it smell like? Flint water?" 1:17:11 video: Druski "Coulda Been Records CHICAGO Auditions pt. 1" 1:33:37 You can tell she smells bad, just from her appearance 1:43:27 Fairy onaholes, chat gets whiplash 1:45:36 Stretching, neck crack 1:49:29 hic 1:54:14 Definition of "Studs" 1:55:44 Original definition of "Simp" 1:59:38 Black JoCat 2:02:47 Nothing sexual related, please 2:06:30 Woman from the first clip 2:09:22 Video: Newport Beach fight 2:14:16 Video: the Mountain lifts chicks 2:16:07 Videos: Crazy railway sign videos (Thepentamax) 2:20:10 Reading spanish 2:21:35 Twitter: Dumb reviews from "Woke Content Detector" steam curator 2:26:14 Reading the actual group page, looks like a psyop 2:30:37 Completely misunderstanding the concept of "woke" 2:33:28 Twitter: Lookatmymeat1 "More reviews from Woke Content Detected" 2:36:35 CHEEMS FOOTBRO eepy 2:39:20 Twitch Poll: Crime Boss Rockay City or Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon 2:41:43 Twitch Poll Winner: Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon 2:42:44 KZbin Poll Winner: Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon 2:42:59 Summoning Nym to fix Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon 2:47:01 Nym in VC 2:49:36 Nym having to redo Kirsche's entire streaming setup after getting a new PC 2:49:58 Nym is mouth full of.... 2:50:28 Nym meal: Chicken turkey sandwich 2:51:25 Saruei Reference lost on Kirsche 2:52:30 Vegan Turduken: Tofucken 2:52:54 Picture: Saruei Reference 2:56:36 Recalling first time launching Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon 3:00:33 Still struggling to launch Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon 3:03:52 Already forgot Nym's instructions, reinstalling the game 3:07:59 Tangerine's response 3:17:21 BGM change, Cook Serve Delicious 2 3:24:33 Entertained by "Fuck You Chat" Ascii 3:26:06 Game Launched: Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon 3:33:11 Kirsche's IQ noticeably drops when Nym is in call 3:38:04 Game start 3:52:06 asmr: I'm such a bad girl for asking for it, you'll have to punish me when you get back 3:54:59 Got Stuck 3:57:42 Alligator attack 4:12:54 Scientist jumpscare 4:16:24 hic 4:23:17 20 gift sub bomb from goombaha 4:30:22 Article: CNN "Numerous people shot near interstate 75, officials say" 4:31:16 50 gift sub bomb from goombaha 4:33:04 Yawn 4:33:19 Back to game, article still on screen 4:36:14 Article removed 4:53:48 You can shoot down the helicopters 4:58:50 hic 4:58:54 Wrapping up stream, checking CNN article on I-75 Shooting 5:00:24 Banned from a vtuber's chat she's never been in 5:01:27 Raid target: Gratty

[@Marcara081]

Thank you ❤

[@LanceCorporal_Waffles]

6:41 My favorite part of Kirsche's streams. Being greeted by a gentle, "Ah-wawawawa"

[@poeticsilence047]

Flirting is not easy. I don't have the charisma. I'm a turtle on its back.

[@Marcara081]

Charisma's mostly not giving an F + improv skills. Working on either increases your charisma. I would know, since I have no problems yet I look like a foot with a face drawn on it.

[@kammhia397gaming9]

Nik currently going on he's villian arc.

[@PenTheMighty]

I grew up around the Columbine era. Shortly after that incident occurred, my high school got hit with multiple bomb threats. All were investigated and it was discovered that all of them were edgelord shitheads who wanted to "impress" people by scaring others. Even as kids, we understand that dominating others is a powerful and invigorating feeling. Making a phone call or making a threat and watching people freak out makes you think you have power... At least until the cops show up and then it's all, "I didn't know it was THAT serious!" and yet they will continue to brag about scaring and intimidating people years later, like it's a flex. The worst thing the media has ever done was freak out over Columbine and use it for gun control. It had the unintended (or intended) consequence of making young people think that killing or even threatening to kill their peers is "sending a message" because the media will happily spread said message. And it's a selective message. Kids in ghettos kill each other everyday but it never makes national news, because we expect black kids to murder each other willy-nilly and it doesn't suit the gun control narrative. So they do this instead. I hate this literal gay incompetent dystopia.

[@Marcara081]

Around the time Michael Brown was shot a black guy ripped a husband and wife out of their car and murdered them with a hatchet. If I didn't already know the news was part of the Matrix, the lack of coverage on that would've pulled me out. Lots of people who had the videos/police reports leaked early to them from Fentanyl Floyd's OD were banned from all social media sites because it shattered their narrative. And NONE of the 'conservative commentators' stood by them.

[@boobah5643]

They don't need to control the ghettos, not when all the ones that survive all vote the right way anyway. And should things get kinetic, well, those are goons with guns on _their_ side.

[@daemonsilver3304]

2:51:20 Fox Woman's head will fuckin' explode when she discovers the TurDuckEn

[@schizoolander]

What if Nikocado was still fat he just pre recorded this when he skinny so he just trolled everyone that would be 6D chess move

[@unknowncrash1]

I was once 110kilos, now at 72kilos, my height remained the same at 170cm. In freedom units, 5'7 height, lost 83 pounds took roughly 2.5 years. Genuinely happy for him.

[@4P0CA1YP5E]

"It was all just a deeam." And so will the next 400 pounds.

[@DisFantasy]

There's pet channels I'm certain will generate vids for decades of their stars, who will have long since passed. Like Michael Jackson.

[@jacksmithsonian7231]

That audition video was hilarious. I nearly died laughing.

[@4P0CA1YP5E]

My theory about the false shooting reports is that the majority of kids hate school and will do/say anything to get out of it. My reasoning: one day back in my 2015-2016 school year we had a bomb threat drill. Nothing out of the ordinary we did one at least once every year. A few of my fellow classmates got the bright idea to make a few bomb threats of their own. This was going on for almost 2 weeks with a bomb threat being called every day to every other day. Needles to say after the third one everyone was starting to get sick of it.

[@iambinarymind]

That was quite the fun Saturday Foxu stream! Kirsche went over Nicocado Avacado losing 250lbs, then watched some WILD 'Druski Chicago Auditions, watched a Newport Beach Fight, The Mountain lifts two women, super weird" kids content" videos, and went over a glowing "Woke Content Detector" steam group doc. When it came time for Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Nym made an appearance for tech support, which was quite entertaining. Finally, Foxu finished things up with gumbies in Blood Dragon! Much thanks, Kirsche

[@Marcara081]

Himbo's in the garage working on two mufflers.

[@Sarcastic_Sophist]

I'll admit, a little stalker esque of kirsche with that delivery driver plan. Not sure what it says about me that the plan would probably have worked had I been the driver. Good try foxu, back to the drawing board.

[@irishh672]

I swear, the Nik thing is gonna start a trend in media where all future villians are gonna be based on him in some way. Get ready for an episode law and order with a fat media personality hunting down everybody who made fun of him, along with a scooby doo episode of a once famous youtuber seeking to gain attention again.

[@prohanta9360]

i think some people really missed the point about nik. he simply fed people that "he is that fat guy in internet" and people took the bait, echoing one to another while he was watching that people wanna believe what people wanna believe. but then suddenly that "fat guy on internet" no longer fat guy in blink of eye, then people don't know what to do. it's like this, if you ever watch ants swarming sugar, if you blow with air them they will scatter, don't know where to go or if you see ant trail, if you just simply draw lines with your finger, they will confused where to go. that's why he said people on internet just ants, they follow what other follow while at same time, they know nothing. in other words, a lot of people wanna be people pleaser regardless the truth

[@no-bark4112]

"heh, jokes on you guys, I was just pretending to be a gross fat slob 😏" he really got us good bro

[@uruson]

2:16:27 It's definitely creepy. But besides that, 'kid's content' is literally the opposite of what would be good for kids. Kids absorb literally anything you put around them. You can teach 6-8 year olds calculus if you'd like with directed effort. Multiple languages. Advanced language. What does society do with these knowledge sponges? "Awwww! What a cute baybiieeeeee! Who's a cutie patutie? You are! Wheeeee!" And that's being optimistic. Because the alternative is sticking them in front of 'kids content' such as this non-verbal absurdist unreality. It's literal *anti*-learning content. Just bring the kid along with you while doing stuff, and verbally commentate what you're doing. It could be anything. Laundry, planning, tax returns. Anything. Language is learned by deriving the meaning of words by the context they're put in. For this reason, if you use 'baby language' you are making it harder for the baby to learn when you excessively bend words, and worse, use nonsense words that have no application. Love is communicated via a warm tone of voice, and more importantly, physical affection such as hugs.

[@Marcara081]

Sounds like Nik has been in a manic state during or since his weight loss. Same thing happened to me. Better be careful though, because the appetite can come back if you start overeating again.

[@naiveveg8447]

Damn that means I fatter than nik now. Man I need help

[@Marcara081]

Stop eating carbs until you want to Minecraft yourself and then wait 3 days and the euphoria should kick in. Nothing tastes better than that feels. Then maybe you'll chase the feeling and lose weight in the process. Worked for me. 90lbs in 7 months.

[@naiveveg8447]

@Marcara081 thanks for advice but here's my excuses. I'm type one diabetic and every time I've started dieting I get wicked bad crashes. I am active but admittedly I'm also a fatass. Thanks though.

[@Marcara081]

​@@naiveveg8447Then it's just a case of what's eating you, not what you're eating. The primary cause is unknown, but you want to know what it is (since you want to lose weight) so you'll have to dig around and figure it out. Or talk to a therapist. They see it all the time. Typically, it's a lack of connection and ability to receive genuine compliments due to weak identity/self-loathing. So the therapist builds that connection et voila! It'll cost like, $2000 maybe? Pays for itself considering the drop in your grocery bill.

[@krzysztofratajski9218]

Kirsche and technology 😆🍿

[@hawkeye5955]

Nym casually eating a sandwich while helping her 😂

[@Sys-Edit0r-1995]

2:16:52 holy shid my autistic cousin love these railraod crossing videos :|

[@Nareimooncatt]

2:32:24. Is furry considered woke? No. Or rather, it shouldn't be. I adhere to the technical definition that it's an interest in animal people, with nothing political about it. Unfortunately it was one of the first groups infiltrated by a bunch of leftist and pride waving pushers that try to turn everything they touch into their ideology. Go to most any furry profile and the description consists of their name, character, pronouns, and list of mental illnesses (who knows if real or made up). It's part of why I don't really interact with the fandom at large anymore. If you can't introduce yourself without telling me your pronouns and such, or if you're character is nothing but pride propaganda, we can't be friends.

[@GintaGoji]

That was some impressive neck popping.

[@greensmurf221]

"She left sludge?"

[@hawkeye5955]

The floor will need to be changed

[@zaxscat5357]

2:22:29 dei detected is 1000% a group meng go muddy waters and make voices like your harder to find

[@mrbubbles6468]

Nick is talking like that because he said much the same thing 2 years ago

[@sueflewelling3657]

Great stream kir

[@SomeUnsoberIdiot]

The video at the start with the chigaco people just reminds me why I am very, very, very racist. God damn.