"Why... Why do you keep hiding your phone as soon as I walk into the room, Mom?" "... No reason, Devin."
@missjem795 жыл бұрын
😂, that's a solid joke. I'm a fan.
@danduryea5 жыл бұрын
+New Message - Her ringtone is probably the theme from "Rawhide!"
@aswesail5 жыл бұрын
omg that is so good and so funny . love it
@bossgandy5 жыл бұрын
Best joke I’ve read all day! You rock
@thompgal5 жыл бұрын
I always enjoy Seth, but tonight, even Seth was enjoying Seth and that made Seth even more enjoyable.
@jessstuart74955 жыл бұрын
I usually like Seth, but that human-centipede image almost made me puke. Too far.
@chewbactimusprime5 жыл бұрын
Google is a reflection of what people have posted and what people are searching for. And the only ones we know for a fact have attempted to steer what is "google" in any particular direction at all have done so to give trump an advantage, so...
@marcusdylan83903 жыл бұрын
you all probably dont care but does someone know a method to get back into an Instagram account? I was stupid lost the account password. I would appreciate any help you can give me
@greysoneduardo4713 жыл бұрын
@Marcus Dylan instablaster :)
@marcusdylan83903 жыл бұрын
@Greyson Eduardo Thanks so much for your reply. I got to the site thru google and I'm in the hacking process now. Looks like it's gonna take a while so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
@johnpowers29215 жыл бұрын
Trump finally said something I can agree with, McCain was not his kind of guy. He was brave and a hero, and truly loved our country. Not a draft dodging coward and liar
@mariekhuls3165 жыл бұрын
Can I add McCain was very well respected.
@skippingrhyme43865 жыл бұрын
@@mariekhuls316 Not by his fellow Commrades who watched him Sell out the Country he supposedly Loved? It wasnt until he started Lining his Pockets as a War Hawk that the Military Industrial Complex Helped him obtain that "Respect"
@deecook83934 жыл бұрын
@@skippingrhyme4386 Blow it out your ass, trumpee.
@marleylove5104 жыл бұрын
@@skippingrhyme4386 How did he sell out his country? I've heard this before but all I've heard is that he sold out his country. I have never seen any evidence. Please explain.
@rosenbaum755 жыл бұрын
Seth, you, Colbert and Trevor Noah keep me sane during this insanity. You guys rock!
@candacecasey56345 жыл бұрын
Same here
@miskatonicalumni56125 жыл бұрын
I love how Trump doesn't have the slightest bit of self awareness and calls George Conway a wack job....
@dannypockets5 жыл бұрын
That's his oldest move: Accusing people of exactly the things they say about him. That's why "Low IQ" is one of his favourites.
@moviegirl30735 жыл бұрын
Danny Pockets 🤣🤣🤣
@schultzn15 жыл бұрын
He also makes fun of other people's looks.
@HalfDemonInuyasha5 жыл бұрын
Projection. He'll gladly try to steal credit for everything good about others while trying to pin everything bad about himself onto everyone else.
@troyaturner19795 жыл бұрын
@@dannypockets even though the orange cow pattie cant even spell the word "country" correctly. 🤣🤣🤣that ivy league education made the difference hahahahaha
@CitanulsPumpkin4 жыл бұрын
7:40 ish. Gotta love that pause after "just to be clear" as Seth's mind fixated on just what an anatomically correct Alf doll would look like.
@blixer83845 жыл бұрын
Snowflake is a term used by sociopaths to discredit the concept of empathy.
@mailman23105 жыл бұрын
Emmett Leone-Woods sounds like something a snowflake would say. /s
@yourstruly25125 жыл бұрын
Emmett Leone-Woods I see you’ve met my x. What you said is so true!!
@orvarino5 жыл бұрын
@@mailman2310 sounds like a comment from a sociopath who is trying to discredit the concept of empathy.
@kierah60875 жыл бұрын
lol I thought it was a derogatory term for a white person....interesting
@samuelrosander10485 жыл бұрын
@@kierah6087 It used to be. The meaning has changed over the last couple hundred years, though. I've had people try to tell me that it was an insulting term for people who believed themselves "special." In any case, it is an insult thrown by people who lack empathy, think we should be like the Borg (none of us is important or special in any way, we're all just drones in the game of life), or are just bitter. Sadly, it's used by both the left and the right, though the right does seem to enjoy throwing it around more. www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/the-less-lovely-side-of-snowflake
@phniedwn5 жыл бұрын
as of Colbert's recording last night, the cow account had like 191k followers. good job Nunes!
@AwesometownUSA5 жыл бұрын
also, good job cow!
@muadhib0015 жыл бұрын
I didnt want to get a twitter account but i got one just to follow the cow's account and troll nunes
@themachine80095 жыл бұрын
And Jimmy kimmel show also opened one. I think is @davincow
@artedejali5 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Cockwell 😹
@chimpinaneckbrace5 жыл бұрын
523.9k when I checked it. Five minutes later - 524.7k.
@epiphilosophy5 жыл бұрын
"I don't allow myself to be in touch with my feelings (except anger), therefore, I will mock anyone who is, but in reality, I hate myself for being weak."
@candacecasey56345 жыл бұрын
You summed up Trumpology pretty accurately.
@mickeyamf5 жыл бұрын
Not true honestly he seems like he was just raised to be judgy and clicky thats how he works on top of pedstaling(stooling*) himself since his father probably considered him a fuckup baby and you know someone made him hate that word. The thing is he works people at the same time is a confident childish man who enjoys disgusting egoenflating behaviours that were just normally socially conditioned into his class and area. Also his dads an orangutang so go easy on him he need hamburder omelet oranges and cafeve or he gets mad ans throws your golf balls into mexico
@Ork201114 жыл бұрын
That's the reason he went into a rant everytime someone critizes him. He is weak and rely completely on the approval of other people to have a bit of happiness in his life. He can not stand rejection. If he wasn't in such a powerful position I would pity him. But as it is he is just dangerous and needs to me removed from office as soon as possible. To McGowan: You're rigth. But maybe with over 70 it is no longer acceptable to blame daddy for his problems. I mean he had a couple of decades to take care of himself to become a decent human beeing and a man worthy of respect. What do you think?
@ElectroNukeMods5 жыл бұрын
In all honesty, Nunes’ face looks like the one you make when you realize your cow has more Twitter followers than you.
@thatoneguy77655 жыл бұрын
Nunes' face looks like the one you make after dealing with diarrhea for the past hour and as *soon* you step out of the bathroom realize that cheap Mexican food is ready for round two.
@traviscummings91785 жыл бұрын
Nunes' face looks like what would happen if you keep John Oliver out of the sun for too long
@agrey8325 жыл бұрын
I remember the simpler times when the biggest "scandal" in the presidency was Obama wearing a tan suit 🤦
@zxKAOS15 жыл бұрын
Emily Moss I thought it was spicy mustard, but.. details :D
@g1g725 жыл бұрын
The tan suit was specifically designed to hide stone ground mustard...check mate bitches!
@Blue-gl7hw5 жыл бұрын
That’s because you look past Fast and Furious, Obama’s IRS targeting conservative groups and Benghazi
@incognitotorpedo425 жыл бұрын
@@Blue-gl7hw You mean ACTUAL Nothingburgers?
@marysmith65665 жыл бұрын
And Michelle wanting healthy school lunches. Oh the humanity !
@Gsv-w2q4 жыл бұрын
Lmao @ that one audience member who said “oh no”
@donovan34765 жыл бұрын
Trump has been trying to diminishing the bravery, self-sacrifice and courage of John McCain since 1999 on 60 Minutes, because Comrade Snowflake aka Admiral Bone Spur hopes to erase his own cowardice. He also wants to diminish Obama's class & intelligence and Jeff Bezos' wealth & success in order to hide his own failures and shortcomings. He destroys what he knows he will never be able to achieve or emulate.
@hayleighbird99735 жыл бұрын
They keep on calling us snowflakes, but they are the ones that get upset and blow up whenever someone makes fun of them.
@hamishgaffaney53235 жыл бұрын
You ll find they are generally the ones who actually puts safe rooms in there homes, an actual safe space
@zacha72215 жыл бұрын
Keep on picking sides and you'll find it gets you nowhere. Dig deeper and you will see there is equal corruption in both houses, which extends into foreign influence and true lack of morality that you or I couldn't imagine.
@Andres-cq3ly5 жыл бұрын
@@zacha7221 They're all war pigs
@david061019815 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I laughed so hard at this!!! There’s not a better way to start my day
@temperingtantrum5 жыл бұрын
Freaking brilliant Seth! and writers! Haven't laughed this hard in years. Thank you
@antonystringfellow51525 жыл бұрын
I want one of those T-shirts !!!!
@idontdoodrugzaudiovisualcu8025 жыл бұрын
Salute to John McCain... Decorated War Hero!!! R.I.P.
@trcy19775 жыл бұрын
What do you consider a war hero? One who destroys everything he touches or one who leads Soldiers into battle? I'm a veteran and can say that none of the people I worked with espoused Christian values, i.e., LDRSHIP, the service swore to uphold.
@idontdoodrugzaudiovisualcu8025 жыл бұрын
@@trcy1977 I consider my Father War Hero. Two tours in Vietnam 1967. Survived Tet offensive, Agent Orange, and thankfully came home wounded with permanent physical damage yet alive in one piece. And with minimal mental trauma considering what he saw and experienced at 18 years of age in jungle combat. However, he managed to come back to the states and raise a complete family with my Mother and two siblings. He was always there, protected, and provided us everything we needed. You see it takes way more than being a Veteran to become a War Hero my friend... that's just the beginning of your journey.
@idontdoodrugzaudiovisualcu8025 жыл бұрын
@@doriangreyflanel2833 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bruh you keep replying to the wrong person... so either you need attention or you need help🤣🤣🤣🤣
@candacecasey56345 жыл бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@bettyhouk87274 жыл бұрын
Jim M Yah ! McCain and Obama haunt Trump’s mind ,he knows deep in his soul he will never be able to stand on the same level as these two men Ever !!
@PamKurtz-wv5jo4 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Logan and what did that pantywaists Oreo President do for his country prior to being a senator for two years? Only President with two names!
@radrook44814 жыл бұрын
Maybe if he had been at the front of the centipede he would not have become so angered.
@oregonsbragia5 жыл бұрын
The only thing Mccain wanted for his funeral was that Donald Trump not attend.
@lucasmartinez57035 жыл бұрын
Didn't even ask for much.
@andersenzheng5 жыл бұрын
@@lucasmartinez5703 trump does not even possess the human decency to makes an appearance on that funeral. so he was not gonna be there anyways. but Mccain flipped a bird at trump one last time by telling him not to do what he wouldnt do anyways just so trump gets mad. that, is intelligent, also something trump does not possess.
@lucasmartinez57035 жыл бұрын
No I agree. No one would Trump at their funeral.
@andersenzheng5 жыл бұрын
@@lucasmartinez5703 not even sean hannity? dam thats cold
@lucasmartinez57035 жыл бұрын
Damn I forgot about Sean Hannity. Ok ALMOST no one.
@agentvw1vsprojectzorgonewy7155 жыл бұрын
Every single time you think Trump couldn't be a bigger embarrassment to America, he Trumps himself.
@couragekarnga87355 жыл бұрын
I just don't know how much more of this I can take.
@common_undead5 жыл бұрын
Please vote him out in 2020 then.
@agentvw1vsprojectzorgonewy7155 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 same
@Barneyrubble2415 жыл бұрын
I love it that McCain is living rent free in Trumplethinskin's head.
@grimwatcher5 жыл бұрын
It's a great deal, a hell of a fixer upper for sure but lots of empty space.
@rjdoumeng5 жыл бұрын
love trumplethinskin!
@anthonymancini46555 жыл бұрын
Song parody - When you think of me, I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell...
@bcpr98125 жыл бұрын
@@grimwatcher, even with so many tenants living there _already._ 😂
@michelekett10645 жыл бұрын
Great name for idiot-in-charge.
@artembentsionov5 жыл бұрын
What Seth didn’t mention is that Mr. Kellyanne Conway posted the definition of a narcissistic personality disorder. Why? So that people could see that Trump checks every symptom. Not that anyone couldn’t see that he’s got it. An awesome burn!
@tarrynlea5 жыл бұрын
It actually was a great burn. Not enough people are talking about NPD in relation to Trump when they really should be!
@BigBossMan2575 жыл бұрын
Artem Bentsionov what really nails it for me is the fact that she was one of his biggest proponents and now even she is firing back at trump. Just keeps getting better and better
@johnmininger74725 жыл бұрын
Thank you Seth Meyers for adding levity to the otherwise disturbing and discouraging state of our country.
@rickmiller78845 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I laughed that hard at "Re- Teat"
@themachine80095 жыл бұрын
Another amazing “A closer look”. Please never stop exposing that charlatan at the wh
@dianaaloe25235 жыл бұрын
Burger grease, hatefulness, illness & old age could end Mr Trump's time on Earth at anytime! How will HIS family, friends & followers feel if the public treats HIM with the same disrespect & venom he's showing American War Hero, John McCain???
@JustTiffany205 жыл бұрын
Freaking Hilarious 😂!!! I love the way Seth tells his commentary
@xl0005 жыл бұрын
I suspect there has been a few changes in his writing staff. There is one ot two The Office joke per week, and the two female writers have not been seen for some time
@simonford78065 жыл бұрын
yes, Stephen Colbert is also tops
@leen8944 жыл бұрын
Funnier watching this 8 months later 😂🤣
@jamesyoung19665 жыл бұрын
Nunez's Cow got more followers then Nunez himself on Twitter. Classic. Can't wait to see the SNL version of this will be.
@tarrynlea5 жыл бұрын
In the future, when you look up self-own in the dictionary, there will just be a picture of Nunes' moon face
@robinhager19895 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see SNL either!
@beamarla82185 жыл бұрын
guilty! i followed the cow. 😂😂😂😂😂.
@robinhager19895 жыл бұрын
bea marla so did I
@laurent11445 жыл бұрын
@@robinhager1989 Follow the mom too!
@wisconsinfarmer47425 жыл бұрын
Republicans have always complained when their crap gets dished back. Seth killed it on this one.
@Balaskh5 жыл бұрын
Wisconsin Farmer “when their crap gets dished back” is that the title of the painting on the shirt?
@bluemoon63805 жыл бұрын
Wisconsin Farmer you are exactly right! They can dish it out but they can't take it
@toahero59255 жыл бұрын
Sure, we left wingers are snowflakes. We're diverse and unique, but when we get together and get moving, it's called an avalanche.
@georgeb87015 жыл бұрын
Toa Hero >>> I could not have said any F*ING better. Well said sir/ma'am.✌🏻🇺🇸
@sunshinelollipops55124 жыл бұрын
Toa Hero ..oh that was a good one!
@delightfuldebi59924 жыл бұрын
@@sunshinelollipops5512 yep they NAILED IT
@jarodstrain89054 жыл бұрын
I just find it hilarious when a bunch of crybabies having a total meltdown are calling other people snowflakes. It's just the thickest irony that is over their heads.
@Patrick20w5 жыл бұрын
Seth! Your killing it man! Hillarious!
@TeachNYew5 жыл бұрын
Ikr? Another BANGER!🤣🤣
@NewMessage5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he didn't misspell his wife's name, but was talking about his wife's double?
@domusdebellum30425 жыл бұрын
maybe its a mistress.
@laurent11445 жыл бұрын
Does this mean... TRUMP DID HAMARABE?!
@Rainy-In-The-Desert5 жыл бұрын
@New Message You always have great comments, thanks 😊❤️✨
@CybershamanX5 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine what it would feel like to wake up one day and suddenly realize how much time was wasted simply trying to garner approval from strangers on the Internet. Does the Internet improve my feeling of self worth or am I a slave to it?
@husseinmohammed14315 жыл бұрын
@@domusdebellum3042 or its Kim Jung un!!!!
@harrybetteridge75324 жыл бұрын
Babies have 3 jobs to eat, cry and poop on things. That does sound familiar.
@sereanaduwai83134 жыл бұрын
We losing our jobs because you are employing "illegal aliens" and to top it off you pay then peanuts Mr President!
@runcaz78024 жыл бұрын
Yes, that does remind me of someone. Oh it's right on the tip of my tongue
@runcaz78024 жыл бұрын
@Coldern Ice hey how didya know!
@rachelfishbein14785 жыл бұрын
The Nunes lawsuit against Twitter must be the greatest self-own of all time 😂
@SSVCloud5 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early, our country had dignity.
@AR-rn8ok4 жыл бұрын
Every time I see trump talk about McCain it makes me sick. The fact he is doing it still after he died is so sad. How can anyone attack a man on his deathbed and call him anything but a hero for his sacrifice?
@themadplotter5 жыл бұрын
John McCain could still kick the crap out of him as a corpse.
@k.o.b.k.2645 жыл бұрын
R. I. P.
@carrie05085 жыл бұрын
The Steele Dossier.......that Orange witch is gonna melt!! Yay John!! You knew he was a creep!! You just didn't count on him disrespecting your Family, you should have crushed him, CRUSH him NOW!!
@kathyinthewallowas91905 жыл бұрын
as Meghan said after people verbally assaulted his widow (her mom) - John McCain was Trump's kryptonite in life, and he's his kryptonite in death.
@lisalisa14355 жыл бұрын
And so could Biden, behind the gym!!! Much to McCain's glee!
@kellyharvey57035 жыл бұрын
@attackmaster555 What glue are you sniffing? A large portion of the Steele dossier has been verified as accurate. Sucks to be you!!
@rayherbst66555 жыл бұрын
Even though I am from Ohio, John McCain did everything I asked of him since Nov 9, 2016. We needed a President, and John did his best in his remaining moments. What Trump does daily is unfathomable, intolerable, unacceptable, egregious, ridiculous, and causes me to gag.
@janeseamore13705 жыл бұрын
I once called john McCain's office for help for a prisoner of war. not an American. a 5 year old Tibetan boy had been kidnapped years before and we all wrote letters and China never released his whereabouts. I called to see if his office could help. they were amazing. I actually got a phone number straight into the PRC party. like called a phone in the building and asked "where is the Panchen lama". hang up. next number. same. next number. same. people yelling at me "how you get this number" had I been a real investigator maybe I could have gotten real information. it was very nice of him to help.
@jessef30795 жыл бұрын
All day long trump whines about everybody and ends up calling everyone names, but if anyone says anything bad about him he ends up acting worse than a baby. God we have to put up with 2 more years of his sniveling.
@gracieb.30545 жыл бұрын
This is often what an unsophisticated overt narcissist looks like. You might find the subject of narcissistic p.d. an interesting and enlightening read. Also see object relations theory. It explains *everything*.
@jessef30795 жыл бұрын
:)
@artsyoutubeaustin29544 жыл бұрын
Here's a little bit of advice health and safety wise. If he is removed from office, someone please make sure that he still hasn't got the brief case containing the codes in his possession.
@jcrossi564 жыл бұрын
Just one more year👍
@dennybrannum1554 жыл бұрын
@FAKE NEWS CNN , MAGA = My Attorney Got Arrested, so let us throw Rudy under the bus
@univ17765 жыл бұрын
To quote Rep Ted Lieu, "Do bad things, expect bad news."
@tonyballerxxxx5 жыл бұрын
I want to buy that Putin -> Trump -> Nunes t-shirt!!!
@christinearmbruster2525 жыл бұрын
im_a_human_91 me too!
@gregmikulewicz74235 жыл бұрын
Is there room for pence on the back. I really think he should bring up the rear in style.
@MrBalor895 жыл бұрын
I don't even live in US but Seth Meyers is brilliant! I just had to sub, this show is 10/10
@ChelseaATea5 жыл бұрын
Love you Seth!!
@Tiogadon5 жыл бұрын
Snowflake: A term sociopaths use to describe an individual that is able to have empathy for others less fortunate.
@sallyozuna38834 жыл бұрын
Bravo. Well said.
@srkh89664 жыл бұрын
FAKE NEWS CNN Just Like liberals use the term to describe idiots who cry about the term happy holidays.
@rayray92544 жыл бұрын
@FAKE NEWS CNN Waaa Waaa Waaa. That's all you're saying.
@rayray92544 жыл бұрын
@FAKE NEWS CNN Whatever you say snowflake. I'm not the one who's so triggered that I made my name in all caps FAKE NEWS CNN :(. Lol.
@kenseihaup4 жыл бұрын
Ray Ray It’s a troll friend. You starve a troll to make it go away. And if it’s not a troll, sending good vibes its way disrupts whatever archaic brainwave that it’s on. Being a self-projecting, apathetic, nonce takes a lot of energy. A lot of fear of anything it can’t understand and a lot of ignorance. But I’m pretty sure this thing is a troll 🤷🏻♀️
@WitchVulgar5 жыл бұрын
"Trump definitely fired a baby" It was 100% Tiffany
@julesmasseffectmusic5 жыл бұрын
That is called a win.
@JustLikeAFlower5 жыл бұрын
McMexicans he fired Eric I just know it
@dietotaku5 жыл бұрын
"You were supposed to have your mom's tits, you've really let me down. I hate to do this but YOU'RE FIRED don't ever speak to me again."
@shannamac39745 жыл бұрын
She hates his creeper ass. Ever wonder why?
@TheBlarggle5 жыл бұрын
@@dietotaku You know... you aren't too far from what he actually said about Tiffany when she _was_ a baby. He was talking about how sexy her legs were *_"going to be"_* when she got to look more like her mom. I remind you, she is a baby when he is saying thing. His baby.
@RandallFlagg875 жыл бұрын
"I didn't even get a thanks" ...Because he was dead Lmfao #Iwouldbuythatshirt
@RandallFlagg875 жыл бұрын
@Alex Mullins Agreed
@simonford78065 жыл бұрын
he's really got mental problems besides the obvious dementia
@aswesail5 жыл бұрын
Oh I love that. Yes President Trump. Oh you know a hero when you see one. You coward who never served and with help of money. And your bullshit. You are a loser and sorry a disgrace to the country that I love .
@chukwudiilozue91715 жыл бұрын
@Alex Mullins I'm more than pretty sure. McCain literally banned him from coming to his funeral before his death.
@yakgelder5 жыл бұрын
I really want one of those shirts... WHYYYY are more people not demanding such! #iwouldbuythatshirt (too)
@flwrfan17524 жыл бұрын
Kellyanne’s husband used to support Trump then he came to his senses!
@davidedwards33614 жыл бұрын
tRump doesn't know George, just enough to insult him. Donny, George is a lawyer...you are WAY out of your depth.I know it's an impossibility, but this time you would be best to keep your mouth shut and your phone in your pocket.
@FrankieJamesNews5 жыл бұрын
Do you know what Trump DIDN'T tweet about today? HIs son Barron's birthday.
@gd87405 жыл бұрын
That's sad. I feel bad for that kid.
@dungeonfrek5 жыл бұрын
He barely knows Barry, he was just some kid who used to hang around. Very needy and not very smart. SAD!
@jaqenhigar1835 жыл бұрын
If I was Barron I would change my last name to Garbage , that's better than the trump name
@sorayaalcyone27265 жыл бұрын
Well, that's fucked up.
@jacquelinestice78705 жыл бұрын
Is it really? Poor boy! 😢
@michele80835 жыл бұрын
God this is a disgrace. I feel like we are being punked.
@moemawri14075 жыл бұрын
I wish we were being punked
@esthercruz93845 жыл бұрын
I've had that same feeling since Nov 2016. Still no Ashton Kutcher showing me the hidden cameras, SMH.
@flapkatt60944 жыл бұрын
I'd wear that T shirt till the cows came home.
@queenannesrevenge14374 жыл бұрын
@Karen Arnold-McGregor Then it matches Republicans.
@Ladygothii125 жыл бұрын
Say it with me people Its ,,,"PROJECTION,"
@royalbandit81065 жыл бұрын
Halaluya!
@TCt830676955 жыл бұрын
@@royalbandit8106 amen
@mmmrose4215 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@danielf.71515 жыл бұрын
wait, you mean... Trump was born in Kenya?
@PaperMario645 жыл бұрын
Daniel F. Nope. And neither was Obama. Try one of Trumps other million lies and insults.
@jamesoblivion5 жыл бұрын
"I let him have the kind of funeral he wanted...the kind where I'm not there."
@simonford78065 жыл бұрын
so true
@andypham37684 жыл бұрын
You fight with the dead? How petty? Sadly 60 million Americans voted for him and still supporting him.
@stevelavender14215 жыл бұрын
Seth, thanks for condensing the evening news for us! We watch ACL regularly and you are providing the only neutral (though not un-biased) view of "all the news that is fit to print." Keep up the good work!
@taxiuniversum5 жыл бұрын
The scientific accuracy of the Putin-Trump-Nunes graphic is astounding! 😳
@stevenbaggley12575 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness it's low-resolution though, yikes!
@hughmac3125 жыл бұрын
South Park should sue Humancentipad
@largedoglover995 жыл бұрын
OH MY DOG!!! I just went to the twitter account and it is HYSTERICAL!!! THANK YOU!!!
@@largedoglover99 I know, sorry. They pulled that shirt the next day. That sux
@FVBully5 жыл бұрын
Calling others snowflakes when their generation were scared to share a water fountain with African Americans is just ironically hilarious
@ambedex5 жыл бұрын
The thing about calling people snowflakes is your implying you yourself are made of stronger stuff. Who was that effeminate cream puff from Fox calling people snowflakes? People who live in glass............
@emilyfouquettehoffman78865 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chrisreiser14995 жыл бұрын
monokhem sure I guess black people didn’t believe in it. Don’t try to water it down.
@davidmathews21245 жыл бұрын
Viper 47 Plus...those things are what this country is SUPPOSED to be all about.
@rickiwright90055 жыл бұрын
...and bathrooms. What is it with republicans and bathrooms?
@aswesail5 жыл бұрын
Oh Seth Meyers . I love your closer look and especially this one.
@michelekett10645 жыл бұрын
Guess whose the biggest baby, and who picked all the other babies who ‘work’ for him!
@cynthiahofer29035 жыл бұрын
What Republican has the guts to end this madness?
@dillhole46035 жыл бұрын
I work with a bunch of idiot Republicans and they (no matter what) still think he's a golden god.
@aleyahaforlife5 жыл бұрын
I dont think any as long as his approval rating is good for Republican voters. If it drops then maybe a couple will grow some balls.
@jimwilloughby5 жыл бұрын
Cindy, None of them, not now ,not ever.
@jcrane455855 жыл бұрын
Surely someone will run against him. Rand Paul?
@tracylove39375 жыл бұрын
Not a single spine among them. Greedy cowards.
@seandknutson5 жыл бұрын
"Husband from hell", eh? Sounds like Trump's projecting again.
@geramcc40005 жыл бұрын
Best hope McCain doesnt come back to haunt him
@cisco86505 жыл бұрын
George Conway is a husband from hell? Why, did he also bang a porn star while his wife just had his kid? If so, then yeah, what a hellish fiend.
@ObligedUniform5 жыл бұрын
As Dr. Stephen T. Colbert once said. "Reality has a noted Liberal bias!"
@richardalexander57585 жыл бұрын
Seth's centipede T shirt needs to have Rudy Ghouliani, and Sean Hannity added.
@ingridwheeler31805 жыл бұрын
Don't forget McConnell
@richardalexander57585 жыл бұрын
@@ingridwheeler3180 Oh yes, thank you! ...and Stephen Goebbels-Miller bringing up the rear.
@kelgreen995 жыл бұрын
Yeah, wassup with McCain not thanking 45 for his funeral? That was just rude!. . .oh wait, he's deceased? Oh. Nevermind. 😔
@dungeonfrek5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and McCain is like, what have you done for me lately?
@AmbyJeans5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe McCain's corpse didn't think to send POTUS a thank you card for his lovely funeral service
@gargenfluckgosphenspiels48495 жыл бұрын
I hope McCain's ghost gives him double middle fingers.
@marietorres81344 жыл бұрын
HE'S THE BIGGEST BABY. I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE WHO WHINE SO MUCH.
@Darrylx4445 жыл бұрын
That human centipede image.... I laughed so hard that I actually wept a bit. That's just straight-up funny, no matter your political viewpoint.
@stijnvanbrakel235 жыл бұрын
it's a great movie.
@justlookin6265 жыл бұрын
I want that t-shirt!
@davidmiller58325 жыл бұрын
just 20 bucks right here: www.authentic-american.com/collections/new/products/devin-nunes-mom-meme-mens-tee
@jordandaniels13815 жыл бұрын
I truly want that T-shirt!
@dungeonfrek5 жыл бұрын
They also need to add to the centipede chain, it could run around and around and never run out of anus sucking trumpturds.
@blehkelekwet96425 жыл бұрын
The Oval Office should be renamed: The Projection Booth
@edwardmaxwell39515 жыл бұрын
"Freud considered that, in projection, thoughts, motivations, desires, and feelings that cannot be accepted as one's own are dealt with by being placed in the outside world and attributed to someone else."
@UlshaRS5 жыл бұрын
Except he spends more time in the actual projection booth they made so he could fake golf.
@janeseamore13705 жыл бұрын
lol.nice!
@candacecasey56345 жыл бұрын
Totally
@ThePanuccio5 жыл бұрын
Welp, we found the way Trump's dad used to call him. Baby.
@kx49985 жыл бұрын
don't insult babies
@sonicseducer695 жыл бұрын
@@kx4998 don't be a baby
@ogs1mpson6095 жыл бұрын
I see the baby trump balloon in a whole new light now.
@Chunkboi5 жыл бұрын
This should sum up Trump, then... www.deviantart.com/dolphinsilverwolf/art/This-is-what-we-voted-for-Trump-Parody-622984317
@katiekane52475 жыл бұрын
@1111Pel I think it was "cry baby". Accurate!
@imaimeemiami74805 жыл бұрын
The only funeral McCain wanted was one where Trump wasn't invited.
@francisgodinho90775 жыл бұрын
Im Aimee Miami. Hello, hello, dead man don't see who is invited to his funeral. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
@imaimeemiami74805 жыл бұрын
@@francisgodinho9077 That's why he specified before his death he didn't want Trump there.
@quince9115 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best Closer Looks of all time! Lol
@FrenkTheJoy5 жыл бұрын
I really don't understand how this country can be so gung-ho about respecting the troops but then Trump gets away with constantly insulting veterans and throwing a hissy fit about what a drag it was to approve a funeral for a POW and he didn't even get any thanks for it. This season of America is the worst thing I've ever seen, and I've watched long-canceled ABC sitcom The Axe so the bar was really low already.
@unity69065 жыл бұрын
Go find your safe space while the adults make America great again.
@A.G.P.1155 жыл бұрын
@@unity6906oh yeah I seen how great is :/
@victornguyen60095 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, didn't liberals and Democrats disrespect McCain's legacy by calling him a white supremacist and a fake Christian?
@langdonalger92195 жыл бұрын
Unity the adults who call other people names? That’s real mature.
@halo690915 жыл бұрын
Unity I love knocking the teeth out of Trump supporters
@PriestessAusetRaAmen5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious monologue.
@knowpassword4 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling Trumps dad called him a baby and a loser all the time..🤔
@luckyme47955 жыл бұрын
Yes, Mac Cains family forgot to thank you the KING, he really think he owns the White House 🤣 he is mentally fried. 💕🇺🇸💕🇺🇸💕🇺🇸💕
@sonicboy6785 жыл бұрын
What.
@dianaaloe25235 жыл бұрын
Burger grease, hatefulness & old age could end Mr Trump's time on Earth at anytime! How will HIS family, friends & followers feel if the public treats HIM with the same disrespect & venom he's showing American War Hero, John McCain?
@pietrojenkins69015 жыл бұрын
McCain was entitled to the grand funeral because of his military and government service for decades. It was not a favor from DJT.
@sheliawright48965 жыл бұрын
I'm sure McCain would have perferred cremation, than to have Trump claim credit for anything about his life and what it stood for.
@nickoster25775 жыл бұрын
25th the 45th Our founding fathers are rolling in their graves
@Just For Fun I despise Trump, but please, please, dont ever talk about that. That is how his rabid followers think. Dont sink to that level
@chech57745 жыл бұрын
Just For Fun - just reported you to the fbi.
@ozlergurpinar17604 жыл бұрын
I don’t want to hear “trump”. name. I m so sick of it
@vinnieviddivicci54594 жыл бұрын
I agree. Never want to hear it ~ unless it's "President Trump resigned his office today... " ~or~ "President Trump was led away from the White House today in handcuffs... "
@LucianCorrvinus4 жыл бұрын
Go read the Dune series. That way you won't be on the internet and the TV where you assume that just by wishing it somehow will not be there anymore. That's Dune by Frank Hurbert h u r b e r t.....where should you look? Oh I don't care go find it on audio books.
@LucianCorrvinus4 жыл бұрын
@FAKE NEWS CNN you know you have a point there, it's too bad it's on top of your head.
@Perceptionreflection5 жыл бұрын
I like how Trump pretends he ever had any control over McCain's funeral, as if he wasn't entitled to it via his military service and government service.
@m.w.9765 жыл бұрын
@ Crystal - Cadet Bone Spurs wouldn't know anything about military service or a military funeral honoring a decorated military war hero.
@broski3655 жыл бұрын
This!
@ddcork825 жыл бұрын
"Like" if you want one of those shirts! I'll take mine XL, thank you.
@antonystringfellow51525 жыл бұрын
L for me!
@oneopinion68065 жыл бұрын
I'm a bit surprised they don't have to pixelate the throat of the Trump pic they keep using. it's getting pretty graphic in his old age.
@rickiwright90055 жыл бұрын
OMG! Thank you so much for this. I needed this brief moment of laughter in the current "Oh God! Oh God! We're all gonna die!" political climate.
@bethe1925 жыл бұрын
I heard that refrain in my head and laughed so hard I spilled my tea. Ty. 😉
@francisgodinho90775 жыл бұрын
Erika Wright. You have 12 year to live before the earth will end due to Climate Change. "Better have fun, party, booze, make love now, before all die. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
@rickiwright90055 жыл бұрын
@@bethe192 Poor tea :(
@WhiteFangofWar5 жыл бұрын
Yes that's right, disrespect dead people. They tend not to hit back. Yet. To our knowledge.
@fanathan185 жыл бұрын
I don't know. Crazy things have been happening...like Trump getting elected, and insane things becoming the norm and aren't shocking anymore...good god.
@WhiteFangofWar5 жыл бұрын
@@fanathan18 When everything is upside down. When you’re yelling but you make no sound. Life is gonna spin you round. Oh! And get a little bit stranger.
@safaiaryu125 жыл бұрын
So... Who exactly are the over-sensitive snowflakes?
@mickeyamf5 жыл бұрын
Found in humid cold areas like PA the migrating flakes get il tempered because theyre so wet they slush allot and its embaressing theyre just super sensitive to the climate changing and the temperature theyre forced to deal with.
@mickeyamf5 жыл бұрын
Im a doctor proffesor btw trust me
@justhuman245 жыл бұрын
Actually it is high time that people of this country, if they have a shred of decency and self respect left, should vote dumpf and his cronies out of office for good! Don't blame god for this America, you created this problem. Deal with it.
@fanathan185 жыл бұрын
More like ignorant people were manipulated, and working the system that was created - the checks and balances system - wasn't equal at the time. When all three parts of the government are controlled by Republicans. Everything is stalled right now because the Democrats control one third of it, so the Republicans can't run rampant anymore. Now it's all just a waiting game... Edit: Side note: A ton of people didn't vote in the election. During the most recent election for the Senate, House, and other branches, there was a substantial increase in votes. This was our response. We can only do so much. It's up to our representatives to change what we can't.
@lightbox6175 жыл бұрын
I want a "T" shirt. NOW
@meme77735 жыл бұрын
Timothy Dingman T-shirt T-shirt T-shirt. 🐄
@jesss53345 жыл бұрын
I love this dude, he and his writing staff are so funny
@shareeffahmy70615 жыл бұрын
Does anyone want Devin Nunes? Sincerely, a Californian
@voteyourconscience50805 жыл бұрын
No. Just his cow
@gabrielvillanueva43795 жыл бұрын
As a fellow californian, I'd rather want the cow.
@Lacombe575 жыл бұрын
Has trump even acknowledged the flooding in the mid west?
@FriedrichHerschel5 жыл бұрын
He doesn't care about America. He cares only about himself.
@patrickperez67915 жыл бұрын
This administration is aware I am sure. They just don't care.
@timstoffel5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he could toss around a few rolls of Bounty quicker picker upper!
@debbie5415 жыл бұрын
did it affect him personally
@UlshaRS5 жыл бұрын
He didn't know Ohio as anything other than a confusing word joke until 2015 so why should he realize there was more than one state.
@flwrfan17524 жыл бұрын
Was John McCain supposed to come back to life to Thank Trump for his funeral?!How ridiculous!
@KingOfMadCows5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure McCain will be one of the three ghosts to visit Trump on Christmas.
@Auntyalias20145 жыл бұрын
514K as of 6:47 pm PST for DevinNunesCow. I can't stop laughing and yes I did follow last night.
@wendyp84885 жыл бұрын
MsAstroStone. 11,000 more followers just one hour later! 525.3k as of 7:47 pm PST. 😄
@Auntyalias20145 жыл бұрын
@@wendyp8488 531K as of 8:23 pm PST. The rise in followers makes me blink rapidly. LOL
@surewinner4 жыл бұрын
I don't think this will ever get old.
@jonathandehchoantoine5 жыл бұрын
Devin Nunes Cow is at 534K Followers now LOL
@patrickperez67915 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 no wonder he's suing.
@mikelomez93135 жыл бұрын
I don't have Twitter so if someone can come on here and let me know when it hits a million I'd appreciate it lol
@Dumpknoedel5 жыл бұрын
@@mikelomez9313 you can see the follower count without a twitter account :) hope that helps Currenty 575k
@mikelomez93135 жыл бұрын
@@Dumpknoedel Yeah too bad it doesn't look like it's gonna hit a million
@corbeau-_-5 жыл бұрын
584 12 hours later xD
@nemilyk5 жыл бұрын
"They're all a buncha snowflakes!" says the people who get upset at coffee cups.
@rb60425 жыл бұрын
In the beginning of 2016 this type of humor made me laugh, err not so much anymore. This guy trump and his cabinet, family and the entire republican party not to mention his cult like base are darn right terrifying!
@papankunci5 жыл бұрын
Never in my life i would ever thought i would see the one who could embarrassed America -- is its own President... =)
@SpookyStu5 жыл бұрын
The term "Anatomically correct Alf doll" disturbed me more than it should.
@paulinelarson4655 жыл бұрын
"Howard The Duck" Fun movie !
@michaelesgro95065 жыл бұрын
Lol...the anthropomorphic perverse is often disturbing (I once saw an attempt to make a male mannequin anatomically correct and it was....gross, really had to look away). What the hell would constitute an anatomically correct 80s furry alien puppet anyway? You probably don't even want to picture that is what I am guessing!
@CoryHawthorneCharmGames5 жыл бұрын
Every morning I wake up in Canada. Every day is a good day.
@joeexotic25455 жыл бұрын
What an embarrassment the Trump administration is .
@reallyWyrd5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm following the cow!
@patrickperez67915 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@overlydramaticpanda5 жыл бұрын
Following the cow does briefly restore a person's sanity. Now there's a sentence I never expected to type.