Trump Defends His Sedition Speech as Support for Impeachment Grows: A Closer Look

[@Burning0Lilac]

"We can't communicate!"...he says from his nationally broadcasted television program.

[@RonWylie-gk5lc]

And with a whole press office where is is temporarily living INSIDE the building

[@RavenLunatic33]

Right ?! 😂😂😂

[@wrydrune]

And he still has access to @potus and @Whitehouse. Its just realdonaldtrump that got banned, at least as far as twitter.

[@TrNdke]

If conservative speech is being silenced, how come we have to listen to so much of it?

Technically speaking, no one asked you to watch this. It was your own choice to "listen". That's a little different than be subjected to "speech" you wish not hearing. Blame yourself, perhaps. It was your choice to "listen".

[@posztoka]

@ You think this was a conservative show? lol

[@CodeLife_12]

Haha well said! The right is always whining about being censored, we can't stop hearing about it!

[@DarlinReal]

Good question.

[@schwajj]

@ “technically” yes... but that misses the main point that it’s still there to be listened to, then it’s not silenced.

[@nonyabizness.original]

husband, to wife curled up on the floor with fresh cuts, bruises and broken bones: "i love you, you are very special. we need to get past this, unite, move on together. and don't forget, calling the cops will only make it worse."

[@raywilliams212]

Exactly.

[@artemmandrob]

Perfect analogy. Abusers plead for reconciliation only for the purpose of self-preservation.

[@theagta]

Bang on Nonya! Don't forget about all the gaslighting they are doing as well... #smh

[@UnlimitedFlyers]

As someone who has had to physically intervene in these exact situations and had my life threatened, the image strikes on cords that... make me angry at the silence of the lambs. To watch this happen and do nothing is to truly cooperate with the oppressor. Hell, it's even outright saying: "Yeah, I get you, dude. I'd do the same if I were you." This is NOT acceptable, by any stretch of the mind.

[@jimreily7538]

That's an excellent characteristion ! Nicely put.

[@stukenbergm]

That "Imagine that" rant should win you an emmy.

[@native307]

That speech was GOLD

[@gypsydoratarot8441]

I’m so glad we have you. Really need your laughter right now!

[@MamaMimiNMe]

so true

[@allylieu6960]

I agree

[@susanwright7682]

Extremely grateful for Seth Meyers these past four years

[@pheresy1367]

"Healing and unity".... only ever said when THEY feel attacked....

[@madshorn5826]

And they tend to forget that witch hunts _are_ in order when the witches and ogres are on a killing spree and gobbles down scores of babies :-(

[@jessragan6714]

I'm always reminded of Ric Flair in a wrestling match. When on the verge of a loss, he gets on his knees and begs for mercy, waiting for the moment when the opponent lets his guard down...

[@petertankg]

"Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous!", coming from a man-child who is ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous!

[@catlaw4466]

😂 omg that “Imagine that” bit was hilarious 😂

[@trevorhensley3185]

Shrimp dweeb!

[@louiswilson6950]

Grow A Spine ! ! Tell Everybody, they will hear Vote ! Grow A Spine ! !

[@oscarhutson6468]

@@trevorhensley3185 Ud

[@dbilly7]

4 years of me daily saying “what an idiot”. The 20th can’t come fast enough!

[@eddydeathwishe4638]

don't Worry Biden will be President so you can say it with honesty now

[@susanmacdonald4288]

Four years of me shrieking F@#$ you, Trump! at the tv.

[@bluemoon9530]

lol

[@janburzlaff8099]

Same. Thank God Seth does these Closer Looks to digest all this BS

[@Vagajammer]

Neither can the 25th (Amendment)

[@matt1523]

A Closer Look videos are one of the few things getting me through these trying times.

[@aleyah_forlife]

Job approval 33%? Still way to high.

[@alexlollar3293]

"The president's approval is too damn high!" -a meme I saw once

[@debbymccormack6525]

Any number that isn't negative is too high isn't it?

[@fortniteguy6490]

Too high

[@backwoods6050]

The only people more stupid than Trump are those that believe in him.

[@chenzhuoli874]

51% actually

[@edtExodus]

"We're being censored!" they whine at their press corps and on national television.

[@marjatikkanen6155]

Trump had Vast Trove

[@JR-xv6mv]

But their supporters eat it up

[@dijin456]

The enemy is clear.. mass media has control..

[@edtExodus]

@@dijin456 The enemy is the fascist whining about being censored by the Lügenpresse during their public campaign for the highest office in the land, literally heard by millions of people.

[@edtExodus]

@Forty Six Like those 1930 posters with Hitler's face with a plaster over his mouth, complaining about being censored by the Lügenpresse. I guess they weren't fascists either: i.redd.it/v2qi3g7b9vg21.jpg

[@aaronseet2738]

"causing tremendous anger." And I thought he would finish it off with "I know how to make a crowd angry. Nobody does It better than me."

[@locdog92]

I Never Thought 8 Days Goes Slower Than 4 Years🤦🏾‍♂️

[@bobbiezaborsky9647]

Right! 😆🤣😂

[@hitreset0291]

Repugnicans after their failed political coup, "I just want unity". 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Ok! All together now...YOU ARE FIRED!!!

[@indirabanerjee4565]

I feel you, buddy! Hugs from Canada.

[@glennbrown3426]

So true!

[@topogigio7031]

2016 hit and time slowed by 250%. 2020 hit and time slowed by an additional 400%. 2021 hit and time somehow managed to slow by another 200%.

[@soupsgord]

Why anyone expects him to take responsibility or pretend to be an adult at this point is beyond me.

[@louiswilson6950]

ATTN: No Unity Without Truth, Truth & Trust !

[@noemarrero2104]

This man is SERIOUSLY MAKING ME PHYSICALLY SICK

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

Indeed!

[@ravynneheart]

I think he is making many of us physically ill. I think I've got ulcers now too.

[@lindaw.6274]

I keep throwing up in my mouth. 🤮

[@mommyshark1124]

I know what you mean. This whole shituation is giving me irritable bowel syndrome 🤦🏻‍♀️. I'll be relieved on 1/20/21 @ 12:02pm🤞🏼🙏🏼

[@kaileegarcia612]

@@mommyshark1124 you say that as if Trump’s mindless cult members aren’t going to try something on Inauguration Day

[@samanthamariefreeman335]

He just projected his threat to the impeachment process. He is SO transparent, telling us how ANGRY this is making HIM, and that HE is Dangerous. He is clearly telling them, "You'd better NOT Piss Me OFF!! I am fkn DANGEROUS, believe Me!" That is what he just said.

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

But that's the bluff. He knows he is a Chihuahua in a big dog world. A truly dangerous person wouldn't be so transparent.

[@CteCrassus]

On possibly related news, I heard that Pelosi had coordinated with the Minister of Defense to stablish safeguards in case Trump gives the nuclear codes any funny looks.

[@brandaugment6492]

Tucker Carlson: "You can't communicate..." The president has a whole press corp to create news releases, videos, websites, anything he wants. He has enormous power to communicate. His dependence on watching social media sites for hours every day, and for posting dozens or hundreds of times a day on Twitter, a private social media site, is almost pathological.

[@adamchristopher6917]

Betcha he fired them all last March.

[@runningdpm]

I was completely with you until the word almost

[@tvmasterprobutts4246]

whadduya mean 'almost'???

[@Corn_Pone_Flicks]

It's as though he thinks communication didn't exist before Twitter. Social media has done more to destroy actual communication than anything else.

[@billlauretti7963]

Is it me, or is Tucker getting more and more orange every day?

[@williambond3881]

Seth, love your 'Closer Look' segments. You really put it out there, you know what is good and right, you know what's bad, wrong and detrimental to the American way of life!!! I appreciate your candor and your commitment to trust and truthfulness especially within the leadership of this country. As long as you're doing what you're doing I will follow your show !!!! Thanks man!!!!

[@cisco8650]

Imagine that. The side who launched a failed coup is asking the other side, "hey, where's the olive branch?"

[@KLT-id9nm]

They're about to get beat with it, at the rate they're going.

[@zarakikon6352]

@@KLT-id9nm And they fully deserve it.

[@meoff7602]

No one will feel sorry for them.

[@gracehart6289]

@Knives really well put!

[@ChristopherDusseldorp]

Amnesia on the 9 months of lefty murders, riots and looting... how absurd the left has become.

[@akichan4168]

"You can't communicate" .. while on national TV *communicating* to their supporters. Comedy gold I'm telling you.

[@blauespony1013]

It would be funny ... if it wasn't highly dangerous.

[@JMSK248]

Okay, that "Imagine that" riff is the best thing Seth Meyers has ever done. Ever.

[@DarkErrant]

Is it me, or it has John Mulaney written all over it. It was a great bit.

[@sirroondog831]

But he is still not funny

[@ninaschust3694]

@@sirroondog831 Eye of the beholder...

[@DarkErrant]

@@sirroondog831 Mick Jagger agrees with you

[@cookie-dough-fox69]

6 times I watched it and laughed. SIX times!

[@nunyabidness1852]

"You leave her alone, and her and her. Your salacious gossip, STOPS TODAY!!!" - Seth kills it in this episode.

[@paulcarson7860]

Remember when he said he’d leave the country if he lost...? Still waiting for that. Oh and the healthcare plan.

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

The healthcare plan should be released in about 2 weeks...

[@bazzer124]

And the wall thingy...

[@lilgiant6611]

@@user-md4di6yg2p And the virus is going to disappear. Again Again?

[@FREE_WILL_DEFENDER]

We dont want him to leave the country he has too many secrets his petty ass would love to sell

[@valentinasemenkova9287]

No please don't let him go to Scotland. Key largo is gated community, maybe harder to serve the impeachment...

[@flyingark173]

The imitation Tucker Carlson rant was absolutely perfect!

[@relaxolotl_ltoloxaler]

🤣🤣🤣 It was perfect!

[@Theartsymuslimah175]

It was very perfect

[@kan-zee]

9:20 ... *LMAO 😂🤣👍* (Spit out my drink laughing loudly) *😂🤣👍*

[@RossCass]

And 100% a John Mulaney written joke Edit: I think you can even hear him laugh in the background when Seth finishes the skit 😂

[@amehak1922]

Omg yes, had to watch it again

[@lindaw.6274]

When Trump speaks...all I hear is "blah blah blah, me me me".

[@elmosweed4985]

My 5 year old grandson is tired of translating Trumps speeches for me. He is so happy this is almost over so we can watch cartoons again.

[@johnparadox9429]

The adults in the Peanuts cartoons are more comprehensible.

[@lairddougal3833]

Yes that, but I go to sleep also hearing the denture lisp, the whining and the sniffing - and it’s not me.

[@sundaywasabi]

Well... That's all he says, isn't it?

[@texasmamaw6555]

He’s always back paddling ....when it doesn’t go his way.

[@kerryvenus5654]

Thanks Seth Meyers Et Al .🙂

[@actionhiro4222]

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Trump says its beef, then his supporters will believe it’s beef.

[@slbfiel8203]

Best analogy for whats going on

[@campionedi1764]

This reminds me of the “I can’t believe it’s not butter” meme.

[@Cornoriian]

Replace “chicken” with “runny dog turd” and this statement still remains true.

[@catandchipmunks]

They are so gullible. They will do anything for him, and he has some really bad ideas.

[@Bevity]

Not to mention if it's scientifically proven to be chicken, they will still believe it's beef.

[@nicholasgermer5240]

I finally donated to the Gods Love We Deliver after Seth carried us through a horrendous year. Outstanding political commentary in comedy form.

[@SheriSoltes]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@philricci2012]

"They" also known as "Lota people" also known as NOBODY.

[@ehudgavron9086]

Omg you made my morning. Seth you are clever and awesome.

[@ursaminorjim]

OH MY GOD, THE TUCKER CARLSON IMPRESSION, I CAN'T BREATHE. Bravo, sir. Magnificent.

[@herochic5324]

He needs to go on snl and do it!

[@hamsandwichson]

Thank you Seth and the writers for A Closer Look. This has almost made the past 4 years tolerable. Papazoa forever.

[@phatmantv]

Idk why but your yt name, and Avatar had me rofl!.😂

[@bibi7762]

@@phatmantv ikr!!! It doesn’t go with serious message lol

[@rosaliearentsen2983]

The Two STOOGES

[@shellimendoza6875]

Drumf party never ceases to humor me. T.Y. closer look 😂

[@The1djdave]

are skyhigh gas prices under biden tolerable??

[@LeftieLoosie]

I swear Seth is one of the funniest people in the world. I laugh out loud at least once during every segment. That Tucker rant had me ROLLING! This dude does not get enough credit.

[@jambutty2218]

When will this terrible person be brought to justice. People lost their lives. Families lost loved ones. Children lost parents. This horror needs incarnation, heavy fines to support the families who have lost their loved ones and bread winners. Because a grown man never learnt that sometimes you lose. Him and his associates should be barred from the democratic government process. As he has no respect for it and cannot be trusted. Young people who are impressionable are watching and if they don’t see the damage, termination of his political career. An even heavier price could be paid in the future.

[@mattcrammer]

Anyone fighting for this man is a fool. He is so transparent. He does not care about anyone. He does not care about his supporters.

[@1sand0s45]

Exactly!!! I think its funny people are saying these idiots will be pardoned lol......Trump does not give a crap bout these people lmao

[@julienzajac4843]

@@1sand0s45 it depends if those people are in position of power and good use, but the hogs are going to be arrested.

[@1sand0s45]

@@julienzajac4843 Yeah, he will pardon his family and friends but not these clowns that stormed the Capital.

[@TheJunnutin]

Alt Reich in general doesn't really care about their own. Suddenly those "patriots" become "antifa" when their tricks fail.

[@aye3678]

"I love the poorly educated" - Trump. His supporters are genuinely too dumb to see things for what they truly are.

[@GeldarionTFS]

The Tucker Carlson imitation is the best thing Seth has ever done.

[@villehytonen7279]

That was absolutely hilarious. Hope that Tucker sees that.

[@JulithaRyan]

How was it!!!? He barely paused for breath. Outstanding Seth!

[@cuccicucci4480]

The way Seth did it, every word was exactly the way they sound on Fox. Seth rocked it😂👍

[@drboze6781]

Nailed it!

[@chrissiek8706]

Imagine that 😂🤣

[@NewMessage]

"We're not sorry, so forgive us already!" -The GOP.

[@JavierAlbinarrate]

You got it wrong, it no longer is the GOP party, it now is the COUP Party

[@fortniteguy6490]

No way Pubs.

[@vinista256]

More like, “We’re not sorry because it’s really your fault, so why aren’t you trying to earn our forgiveness?” 😡

[@PennyPennyPennyPennyPenny]

“When you do something it’s a terrorist crime and when we do it it’s just a little whoopsie-doodle and we were caught in the moment but didn’t really mean it. Also, it’s actually antifa’s fault” - the GOP

[@Tubocass]

@@georgeschultz1998 There weren't any Democratic riots, you moron. There were rioters that followed after BLM protests, and they killed 0 police officers. Those people weren't directed by anyone in a political party. So take your lies somewhere else, like Parler... oh wait.

[@hotrodandrube9119]

This still holds up.

[@jeannineflores3623]

IKR! 😂😮 I stumbled across this,not really looking at the date, and then realized how old it was. It sounded so fitting to today

[@LPNurja]

Yeah, -F-Tucker, imagine that. Being unpopular with the wrong person and suddenly you don't have rights. Imagine that. While you imagine that, Tucker, us minorities LIVE that. Every day. No rights because people in charge find us "icky" or "don't understand" us. Imagine that, Tuck.

[@Aeroldoth3]

Yes. No need to imagine when we live it. No sympathy for them experiencing one drop from our ocean of existence.

[@RR-eg4nz]

And yet you support and vote for the group that every 4 years tells you that you are inferior, unless they get power. Yet nothing has changed, believe it or not, no matter, but I watched Johnson promise your parents and grand parents the moon, yet here you are complaining about the same things he said he would end. Know who stood in the way personally? Joe Biden. His own VP pointed this out in the debates, look up her words if you dont believe mine. Ironically, as you claim whites have no perspective on being minority, by that same standard, you cannot know what it is like to be white. Maybe its different where you are from, but here in the south of all places, it never seems to be an issue until democrats bring it up to get elected. I hope you are mature enough to understand I mean you no offense, just trying to open your mind a bit to the possibility that you are being exploited, intentionally. They do it because emotional people dont make reasonable decisions and its easier to divide a people if they have an enemy to hate, and hate is a what. Just remember, whites hate blacks so bad, they divided a nation and gave 250k white lives to end slavery. No other nation in history has ever even considered that kind of sacrifice for a people they despised AND controlled.

[@antonyduhamel1166]

@@RR-eg4nz Oh yes, because those 250k lives totally ended racism. Ever since the 250,000th white person died, there have been absolutely ZERO cases of racism of ANY KIND in the Untied States. Absolutely. Total guarantee. You betcha. Grow up, kid.

[@sharktheory0772]

@@RR-eg4nz ... that was the best defense of an argument I’ve heard from a republican in 5yrs...1st off you’re wrong and things have changed. You left out that blacks didn’t get full voting rights until’65 and it was whites who they had to fight along with republicans. Other things have changed too thanks to democrats but that’s too long to go into, let’s just fast forward to what effect that having a black president with no scandals or broken promises for 8 yrs... blacks always thought or think they can be anything except a president or leader because majority of Black leaders get killed. 3rdly, let’s focus on the here & now with Trump, and tell me how you expect a man to win re-election after he’s insulted every genre of people except rich white males? Did Trump prove Obama’s birth certificate is fake? Did Trump prove his campaign was spied on? Did Trump get Hillary locked up? Did Trump make Mexico pay for the wall or did he sign an executive order for you to pay for it? Did Trump come up with his health plan he promised 5yrs ago? Did Trumps lawyer say, “Let’s March on the capitol and have, “a trial by Combat.”? Did Trump hire SIX people who all caught criminal cases?.... If you hire six people who all caught criminal charges then you’re either in on the scam or too dumb to incompetent to catch the scammers. Either way you gotta go. Now give me a Democrat with a resume like that....or tell me how you get re-elected with that type of 4yr history. I’m not trying to argue, just open your mind a little.... you might let Trump get away with shooting somebody in front of you but I’m not going for it.

[@hibernopithecus7500]

R R He said he was a minority. He didn't specify _which_ minority. You're the one who jumped to it being about black and white. That's very telling. I gotta tell ya, as Seth was saying it, my mind immediately jumped to muslim Americans just after 9/11. But there's plenty of examples I'm sure.

[@alexok2318]

"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire

[@Skeezer66]

Like that!

[@jackiechild9740]

👏👏👏 nice quote!

[@nerdanalog1707]

And yet, US Americans have learned nothing from the 2 presidents before Trump. Still waiting on the weapons of mass destruction from Iraq... Still waiting on the peaceful resolution in Syria of which the US had of course no part in the creation of Isis... So I guess waiting on the wall and the greatness of the US to become apparent have just been added to the long list of "absurdities" US presidents feed their people and try to feed the world.

[@theinfernoburns]

Weird how that rhymes in english tho the original quote was renaissance italian or french?

[@micixduda]

How old is Voltaire? 300 years and we still tell people god, santa and tooth fiery are out there. Talk about absurdities, people die for their gods. In go(l)d we thrust

[@abthedragon4921]

Even Mitch Mcconnell is turning against Trump at this point. Yes, really

[@notme2day]

Or it reverse psychology 🤔

[@abthedragon4921]

@@notme2day He's probably just abandoning Trump to save his own skin. Or he's upset that Trump's inserection nearly got him killed. Which I don't blame him on that.

[@adamtzsch]

@@abthedragon4921 needs more editing. Start with “inserection”.

[@arcanondrum6543]

Turtles know when to duck underwater or just hide their face and pretend to see nothing.

[@nelsonta00]

Mitch won't impeach Trump tho. He wouldn't want that on his record as a senator.

[@atoast54]

I just can't believe this is how our year started. Reflecting on this hard, especially today. #MLK

[@omegatheta1701]

For the party of responsibility, they sure don’t like taking any

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

The "IR" is mute apparently

[@thedenskan3440]

Supposedly, they are the party of Law and Order. What a joke.

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

@@RedButtonTV1 i figure the "alpha male" based society from which most conservatives come from has twisted their minds so much they are phisiologically unable to admit having made a mistake or having been wrong, ast it would paint them as "weak".

[@antonyduhamel1166]

@@thedenskan3440 Actually, that might ring true. I could see them being the bad guys for an entire SEASON of Law and Order!

[@thedenskan3440]

@@antonyduhamel1166 Hah Gotem! What a laugh were having

[@WillRennar]

GOP: "Now is the time for unity and healing!" Surgery first, _then_ healing. And right now, we've got a big orange effin' tumor to slice out.

[@zarakikon6352]

Exactly ! There's usually a reason why healing is needed and that which has caused the damage is still there !

[@tillymynt9054]

😂😂😂

[@Vinc90]

that and the republican cancer to beat

[@RonWylie-gk5lc]

Well said

[@davidwaddell4392]

Love the response and it's so true!

[@IAmHereForeve]

Goetz: " These people want to control how we behave..". No, we just want you to be decent human beings. Normal or centered and not extreme.

[@TheBlazersfan22]

Pretty much. Have they ever not got suspended or in trouble at school. If you bully someone at school, what do you think the teachers or principal does?

[@alexanderkelly3496]

They also want control your hair.

[@MydieLy]

@@alexanderkelly3496 Yes, but overdoing it in one aspect doesn't mean the whole principle of accountability is wrong, does it? Always be careful how you place your arguments, for that is how these detachments from common baselines start. The more you let exceptions from the general rule taint your view of the general rule as a whole, the more you lose your ability to differenciate and everything just becomes black and white with no grayscale.

[@lovelyskull3483]

Well said👏

[@melxine]

The "Imagine That" section was absolute brilliance. Someone needs to send the transcript to Tucker Carlson.

[@Palmieres]

I love how the PGA didn't even bother with "values" or "honour" and just went straight to "it's bad publicity to be connected to that guy". Honesty in rich people is a rare thing, my friends.

[@LJ-ht4zs]

I loved the PGA for their quick, get right to the point statement. I might even take up golf. (Just kidding, I hate golf)

[@user0077]

Seriously does a traitor need to wear a “I’m a traitor t-shirt” to be a traitor.

[@sarahoshea9603]

Just like when he said he could shoot someone on the street and get away with it in the 80's. He was right.

[@thexalon]

To the people who don't believe he is a traitor, the crowd of people waving Trump flags, wearing MAGA hats, and announcing their intentions to kill Nancy Pelosi and "f*** Antifa" were actually Antifa in a very clever disguise.

[@topogigio7031]

It wouldn't work. They already deny that the multiple people with swastikas exist despite them being plastered all over the news and being self-promoted hate group leaders.

[@WJonesK_S]

@@sarahoshea9603 Dude, he said that in 2016 about how he wouldn't lose support afterwards. He *was* right, though.

[@Nobody_Special310]

If they wore a shirt like that, they'd say they were wearing it ironically. Rule #1 for our modern dudebro fascist movement: It's always a joke until it isn't.

[@dplagoon]

If only the Senate had rightfully convicted after the first impeachment, we wouldn't be here right now.

[@shornmudrach9863]

I hope though that his recent behaviour will turn some, hopefully many, moderate conservatives against him. Hopefully they recognise that he has stepped over the line, even for him. Moderate and relatively sane conservatives still exist; right?

[@debraporter2805]

Seth, your wit and delivery are a highlight of my day. Gosh darn! Love ya!

[@ROArecords2]

As has been said, "Healing can only begin after you remove the cancer"

[@MrAussieJules]

I think you refer to lefty clones with zero critical thinking or honour. LOL

[@MS-st1zb]

It's the cancer that goes undetected that kills you and the MSM will make sure it goes undetected.

[@ROArecords2]

@@MrAussieJules says the delusional cult member with no sense of irony.

[@ROArecords2]

@@MS-st1zb The Cancer has been detected, it's called Trumpism and Q-Anon.

[@123darkpassenger]

@MrAussieJules Preaching about honor while defending a man who wants to bang his own daughter 😂 You trump supporters really are trying to perfect stupidity aren’t you 🤣

[@37Dionysos]

"Many people...." As usual, meaning the voices in his head.

[@kellykerr5225]

I’m looking forward to not hearing him say everything is tremendous.

[@sophierobinson2738]

Kelly Kerr or talk about massive dumps.

[@hitreset0291]

Repugnicans after their failed political coup, "I just want unity". 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Ok! All together now...YOU ARE FIRED!!!

[@alyteima4185]

Looking forward to not hearing him at all, but I totally get it

[@stevencarlson7078]

Me, too. Tremendously.

[@KMx108]

Don't forget billions and billions

[@shrijitasgable]

“It wasn’t James Joyce’s Ulysses, if you heard it, you analysed it.” Best writing ever.

[@louiswilson6950]

We Need Help Blow Up Social Media - - Grow A Spine ! - Pass it on & repeat ! Grow A Spine ! Cast Your Vote ! Say It - Now ! Grow A Spine !

[@richsackett3423]

"Preemptive" doesn't mean what Laura Ingram thinks it means.

[@Hodor_de_Clare]

Who knew that 'reacting to transgressions already made after repeated warnings that literally this would happen if the transgressions continued' was actually preemptive? Gods, it's like arguing with a potato.

[@thisisfyne]

Maybe she does, as she looked preemptively embalmed in that clip

[@richardadams4928]

To be fair, Ingraham's muddled and deranged mind is where MANY thoughts, concepts, and word definitions go to DIE ....

[@tomgbghva347]

Taking all of Trump's toys away. He'll be furious. Too bad.

[@yeahyeah6561]

LMAOOO YUPPP

[@TheOgreMan]

The Fat and The Furious

[@elmosweed4985]

His favorite toys are females. The age of his toys does not seem to be any issue with Trump when he takes them out to play with. However Twitter is a close second on his toy list

[@yeahyeah6561]

@Lisa Mathis women half his age and women under age

[@victorias5986]

@Lisa Mathis she will probably be about 19 or 20yrs old by the time she arrives, and she’ll be too old for Trump by that point in his opinion. He will have to order a new one.

[@teresas8929]

I can’t believe his approval is as high as 33%.

[@mikejankowski6321]

Scary, ain't it?

[@pauldionne2884]

If he could get to 33 & 1/3 he could play Yoko Ono's Plastic Ono Record.

[@EH23831]

Yeah - and 74 million people voted for him!!! 😑

[@starsabove8059]

Can't believe it either. Anything over 16% seems odd.

[@charlesbannon6909]

Tbh the news media is extremely divisive and just...look I'm basically saying that advocating for a more healthy stream of information, and informed populace would probably change that even more.

[@notadonna5983]

Thank you! We love you!

[@TheClaudz23]

You smashed this segment Seth. You hit that right across the PGA course. Hole in one! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Khandrake]

"Twitter blocks fascists and suddenly I lose 55k followers?" Hey buddy thats saying something you might not be noticing

[@sakiafrfr]

I'm not American; could you tell me who the person that asked why he lost 55k followers?

[@shoegal]

@@sakiafrfr 9:04

[@heatherm2140]

@@sakiafrfr He's Brian Kilmeade- a host on a right wing opinion show called "Fox and Friends" for Fox "news" (mostly pro-tru** propaganda, a few actual news shows on the station). He's one of the ones that Tr*** would regularly call on their live shows and jabber at them for 20 minutes.... because, I guess, as a leader of a country, he didn't have better things to do, right? ( It was so insane....)

[@kristinbagani2811]

I know. His priorities are in the wrong place. It’s also funny that Trump just got impeached, and instead Kilmeade is worried about his decrease in followers. Selfish much?

[@paoloadam]

@@sakiafrfr His name is Brian Kilmeade, he's a journalist / television pundit working for Fox News. He and two of his colleagues host a show called Fox & Friends every weekday morning. Unsurprisingly, given that they defended him all the time and never asked him anything but softball questions, it used to be one of Trump's favorite shows, and he often even called them over the phone for a quick interview or a lenghty rant kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5-wpoSYi8l8hLM

[@trackstar7729]

I’m exhausted with hearing his name and even more, his voice. Get that sad excuse for a human being in jail please!!

[@robinmarchment5524]

Love Seth's clarity - always on track :)

[@gavinbrewer7392]

Ridiculous that anyone ever voted for him

[@markchip1]

50% of the human population is of below average intelligence and a considerable proportion of them are catastrophically gullible as well!!!

[@adamtzsch]

USA best country! Need strong man. Strong man good. King Trump good.

[@saveyourself6216]

@@markchip1 Trump just has to be smarter than that 50%. Oh, how he loves the highly uneducated.

[@Zulwind]

80% of humanity believes a magical person in the sky controls everything....

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

Ridiculous was Devin Moones saying "Republicans have no way to communicate"......while being broadcast on Fox "News"

[@jim1550]

"A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury." John Stuart Mill Edit: Sorry, I'm an idiot and mixed up my quotes. John Stuart Mill not Voltaire quoted that.

[@ItsAsparageese]

Thanks, I'm going to cite this when I'm trying to argue my position on the trolley problem now. Once someone has information about a harm, choosing not to make a decision IS a decision. (#LessonsFromAnimorphs)

[@jonathans1759]

On Jan 6th 2021..... Trump told his supporters the election was stolen and asked for their support to help stop the certification of the Electoral College vote. SOME of those very same supporters bolstered by his words murdered a policeman whilst attacking the Capitol to do what they believed he asked them to do. On February the 5th 2020 at Donald J Trumps first impeachment trial fifty three G.O.P. Senators had the opportunity to stop the chaos and destruction of January 6th 2021. Instead they chose their personal and party politics over the law and acquitted Trump without calling for witnesses and examining evidence. One said that " He had learnt his lesson." It appears to me the lesson taught was that he thinks he is immune from consequences by holding onto power, lying and gaslighting. Will the senate betray America AGAIN? IMPEACH (i.m.o. convict remove and charge with sedition/treason).

[@fantasticmio]

"Conservatives have no way to communicate!" say a bunch of conservatives... On TV...

[@Dermatillomaniac]

Rewatching this is *wild* ! Also, nothing Dumbp ever said has been appropriate 😤

[@caileanshields4545]

From Scotland (for the record, the moldy bag of seditious Cheetos AIN'T welcome here, travel ban or not): these segments have been keeping me sane for the insanity that has been the last 5 years. Keep at it, Seth and team.

[@alwaysquestioning799]

I hope Scotland will welcome us normal Americans once covid is over! 1st place I want to visit so I can kiss everyone!!! 👍

[@jeremyzavitz3899]

He's been killing it! Hilarious and vicious, like Jon Stewart in his prime after 9/11.

[@something_wild2862]

holy cow his Tucker Carlson impersonation is spot on. "And then he and his friends, they push you down the stairs. Imagine that." lmao

[@oldrrocr]

please disregard my comments if they make you lose your mind, riot, plot sedition, and try to murder people who are just defending the Constitution.

[@amyfisher6380]

Tomorrow: Yelp bans Trump.

[@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD]

And Yahoo

[@natureandphysics403]

And AskJeeves!

[@BleedingUranium]

But what will Trump do without his MySpace page!?

[@Draconicus702]

I'm waiting for when McDonald's bans Trump

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

@@BleedingUranium Move on to Friendster, probably.

[@missy7613]

My Man. This is Glorious. Bravo

[@9musess521]

“Shrimp thief?” Seth, the writing on your show is brilliant!

[@emikiwi]

As someone said above, that bit 💯 had to have been written by John Mulaney!

[@carultch]

The ocean called. They are running out of shrimp.

[@peppercmg6012]

Shrimp Gate

[@Carol-D.1324]

I think Trump thought that the word “President” was code for “King” or “Supreme Ruler”.

[@paoloadam]

@Yannick Uneto Your logic almost makes sense...

[@ladylyrichere9373]

how many times did he say he wanted to be a dictator like Kim?

[@nietzschesmuse]

That is exactly it DT thinks the USA it is a monarchy.

[@viktorm1883]

@Yannick Uneto Now that makes sense

[@MS-st1zb]

Under Biden president stands for Nu bi.

[@adamtzsch]

“And you’re doing it. And it’s really a terrible thing that they’re doing.” - Donald J. Trump, 2021 Like the Gettysburg Address, that’s one for the ages 👌

[@karenconroy-3dogma]

Vocabulary of a 2 year old

[@anthonyferguson4678]

Imagine a book of Trump speeches. Four years of lies, projection and whining.

[@maggiemcginley4640]

I can't wait to see you in person Seth! I hope soon.

[@RandolphStranz]

Who the F is "they?" With Trump it's always "they."

[@Boredchinchilla]

You know -THEY. They have all the evidence that he won the election. It’s coming-just wait. They are going to hand over tons and tons of evidence soon....it’s being delivered with Trump’s tax returns lol He has been promising Shocking evidence, world changing evidence of all sorts of things for years lol

[@devinecatlady]

They are the infamous "they". 😂 Wouldn't it be nice if someone could pin him down and not let him move on in his interview until it has been made clear who THEY are. 😳

[@pheresy1367]

My Dad would always say that to me until I turned 14, when I finally learned to become more specific in my descriptions of situations. heh heh :)

[@EH23831]

It’s Mr and Mrs Lotsofpeople, who went to They University 🙄🤔

[@aswini4222]

they are his diminishing mental faculties 😂

[@johnpelosi4117]

By "Analyzing My Speech" Trump means "My Lawyers tell me I am not Liable" .

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Considering his lawyer is ruddy that makes sense

[@charlespeakjr2168]

Was it his lawyers or the voices in his head?

[@teresas8929]

No it means Trumps voices in his head said he did a great speech.

[@johnpelosi4117]

@@teresas8929 There's that for sure!

[@nartou1175]

👍

[@GenXTired]

Why does he insist on using “We”? His use of the royal we is so annoying.

[@jimreily7538]

To be fair though, everything be says is annoying.

[@idalarsen2540]

@Juggernaut Or maybe because some people actually care about democracy instead of just just themselves?

[@alamedadanceparty]

Remember when he would talk about himself in the third person?!? This guy is a loser trying to be bigly. 😂🤣

[@ecmarks438]

@Juggernaut funny thing equality, it allows everyone to vote regardless of how childish, petty, absurd or even ever fearful they may actually be.

[@markmac2206]

@Juggernaut guess trump cant vote then. childish and petty are his 2 best qualities.

[@d.diggler9936]

It’s almost like he is unqualified to be the president.

[@AmberWavesOfSane]

🤔

[@pwatson5766]

ALMOST???

[@AmberWavesOfSane]

@@pwatson5766 you couldn't possibly mean a president who got impeached twice in a year, second time on "inciting insurrection!" Gasp! 😉

[@PintoCoach1977]

@@AmberWavesOfSane ...the 2nd impeachment just adds to his title of “worst president ever”

[@pwatson5766]

@squirrelly joe This is a man who bankrupted a casino!! How the hell do you bankrupt a casino??!!!....the house always wins!!!!

[@kalastaja774]

Saying things like: "We want no violence, never violence" followed by: "this impeachment is causing tremendous anger..." is like if Germany said 1945: "we surrender unconditionally, but all this surrendering makes us REALLY want to retaliate."

[@RonWylie-gk5lc]

Well said

[@FrankHuber]

But similar to Germany all the Trump followers will successfully get out of the whole situation relatively unharmed and cling to their careers

[@punkoid76]

Why not, that’s more or less what happened in 1918 and look where that lead us.

[@frizzlethecat2084]

@@FrankHuber Do you mean "unharmed"? Because I'd really like to believe they are unarmed but fear that they are very much not. 😉

[@annalieff-saxby568]

@@frizzlethecat2084 Germany was crawling with well-armed militias between the world wars. The NSDAP was only the most successful.

[@jameshay884]

Really glad to see that Big Golf has cancelled the president. That darned Big Golf is SO unfair. So.

[@KMx108]

😆

[@knickknack4338]

"He wants to call his opponents Nazis" Well, when your opponents are *literal* Nazis, I think it's fair to call them as such.

[@jordanrodrigues8265]

When your campaign slogan is literally "make America great again" and your platform its all about kicking out foreigners it's reasonable to compare you to other palingenic ultranationalist movements. Just... textbook fascism.

[@randomanun4278]

@@jordanrodrigues8265 and what say you about the deliberate divisiveness of biden's campaign?

[@ladylyrichere9373]

@@randomanun4278 oh stop...that is so not true

[@simongiles9749]

@@randomanun4278 ... that there wasn't any apart from in your little pointy head?

[@fraser7211]

If it swims like a duck and quacks like a duck.....

[@APisceanSlant]

I am here for this energy

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

All the networks' presenters need to call out Fox. Call their hosts and Murdoch as hysterical, hypocritical, and traitors, at the same time.

[@KeithHeinrich]

Fox will weasel out under the argument that it's entertainment and opinion not news. Which they have done already once before.

[@jreimer9487]

They have hell even Chris Wallace has call faux out, and he worx for em'!

[@freeman8721]

"Status of the law" When a name is spelled in all capitals it represents a corporation Corporation - is neither living or breathing and can't control itself therefore needs a controller. A citizen is not a man or woman but a corporation. The word man and woman are not written in any government law or amendment or constitution. The government is a "Business" "Business" "Business" This business literally has the definition of - govern - to control - ment - the control of ones mind =Government = To control the control of ones mind Department = de ( take away ) part ( a piece ) ment ( the control of ones mind ) Citizenship is a contract. "Contract" "Contract" Citizen ID = NAME SPELLED IN ALL CAPITALS BIRTH CERTIFICATE = NAME IS ALL CAPITALS News, media, Hollywood, movies, school, books, college, businesses, government....all tools used to accomplish ( MIND CONTROL ) Teach freedom means to be under the control of others who don't care about you, aren't family or friends, and literally use you like a slave then toss you out like used toilet paper... at a young age and watch how hard it is for that child when grown to figure out the truth and fight and win that battle. How can a man or woman be free when they aren't taught how to read, write, or speak for themselves ( Hire an Attorney or Lawyer + $$$ Time and Energy - still won't know what was said or agreed upon ).....???? Don't get into trouble..you couldnt defend yourself if you had to. And the lawyers and attorneys aren't for you...they will go have lunch with the judge prosecutor and your attorney and laugh after they collect of your ass and throw you in the worlds slave mill trap...prison... There are terrible people and they are in control and have way too much power and authority. 1% of the population own 70% of the worlds wealth and control the remaining 30% that we man and woman fight over. The world isn't proactive at all! And the world is supposedly your protector and food supply! Never even made it mandatory as homework to grow your own food and learn to build/repair houses vehicles... But to be dependent on the 1% collecting off we slaves.... Lie to you about medicine and poisons... Cigarettes have over 3000 chemicals in them and are addictive proven Killers...yet they are being sold still at every gas station. Alcohol is a killer and has been proven to be yet they create bars and entrapment of places to go and drink and drive where many have died and lost their families lives and are in prison for lifenfor not even remembering driving home and making a mistake. HYPOCRISY AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL YOU ALL GOING DOWN IF ANYBODY DOES Depend on a group of people who are proven to be corrupt greedy liers who will destroy all the man and woman and the world without thought of consequence ( because they wouldnt do it if they did )... Who rule your lives, families, and world and govern you minds? If this is what you call Freedom, What is slavery? Define and prove what slavery is. Seems like the opposite of what is being taught as freedom is better choice than what we are being taught. DEFINE WHAT A TRAITOR IS AND TO WHO?

[@philiphicks1273]

He organized the gathering, inviting his supporters to DC, he told the crowd to march up to the capitol, he watched it live from a tent nearby smiling away.

[@ristovirtanen6396]

He also encouraged them to “show strength” and they followed the order!😱🤬🤮

[@jeanharrison3814]

philip hicks WRONG HE WAS MAKING A SPEECH AT THAT TIME TO THE NATION !! Amd this was planned And this speaker disgusts me !!! Your a piss taker get off the air uuugggghhhh

[@norml.hugh-mann]

Speaking of tents......wouldnt it be funny if trump ends up living in a tent when the bills come due

[@norml.hugh-mann]

A speech to instruct his loser army to attack a co-equal branch of govt to stop their appointed duties to certify OUR votes which HE HAD LESS THAN BIDEN ELECTORAL AND POPULAR...INPEACHED TWICE.. TRUMPS THE ONLY LOSER WHO LOST THE POPULAR VOTE TWICE..

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

We're living in a cross between 1984, Idiocracy and Contagion.

[@zezmerelda240]

wim-- yes indeed! i would say heavy on the idiocracy.

[@sinnsage]

accurate!

[@canaisyoung3601]

Idiocontagion 1984

[@sgarrett9446]

You are SO right. (I mean, correct!)

[@jwn741]

ugh. drinking brawndo in a hazmat suit while big brother keeps a watchful eye. depressing how accurate that is.

[@brendacastaneda3398]

THANK YOU SETH FOR ALL THE GREAT LAUGHS!!!

[@shadysif6220]

When republicans talk about healing, forgiveness and unity. It means they're 100 percent at fault.

[@FREE_WILL_DEFENDER]

BINGO

[@retror.d.1630]

...and when they lose an election and are in the minority. Republicans in minority; “You can’t spend money on the poor and middle class because we’re broke.” When Republicans are in power: “let’s give huge tax cuts to people who don’t needed and worry about who’s paying for it while demanding cuts on social programs.”

[@patriciabennett6381]

Thank you

[@ferneoneil506]

How did you get so smart?

[@chrisafp071]

Both sides are at fault. All politicians and media.

[@Trottelheimer]

"Oh, the murderer is leaving the crime scene, that means he should just be left to his own devices, and we should look forward - he would be so upset if he was charged and convicted, poor him."

[@jaimicottrill2831]

Perfect comment. 👍🏼

[@Onda_Wilde]

@@dr.g3860 It would be justified. Plus: he shows no remorse.

[@robertglass3944]

For the record: Twitter, Facebook, and Google are privately owned companies, and have no obligation to be bound by the first amendment.

[@Edu_Kate]

Yeah, why don't the lawmakers know that?

[@robertglass3944]

@@Edu_Kate, oh, they do...

[@D-me-dream-smp]

I know. It’s annoying that the term is bandied around so much yet so many don’t seem to understand what it means. YOU can have an opinion but that doesn’t obligate OTHERS to give you a platform to say it. These are private companies with clear rules about terms of use and if you violate that they are well within their rights to terminate your use of their service. It’s exactly the same as you can have an opinion but if you are in my home and I don’t like what you have to say I can ask you to leave. I love how all these rich privileged people are complaining about having to face the same consequences as ordinary people. It’s like a spoilt kid complaining that it isn’t fair because his slice of cake isn’t bigger than everyone else’s. Really want to see the real world hit these people.

[@lizzyol]

Makes me crease when republicans cry for social media to be state controlled, gone so far right, they've somehow ended up left

[@PaulMansfield]

Trump appointed Ajit Pai to the FCC which made that possible with internet deregulation

[@Ashley-ry4we]

OMG Ohhhh my cheeks and ribs are killing me, you crack me up. I love it! More, more!!!

[@NewMessage]

Donnie was smiling at the riot footage almost as much as Vlad was.

[@zephyrfpv9871]

The footage was before the riot and his speech; if I lost some info please send me a link and let's agree to be better than Fox news and croonies :P

[@zarakikon6352]

@@zephyrfpv9871 I'm sure he was watching it unfold. He loves to see his brandead cult do what he tells them. That's how he is.

[@zephyrfpv9871]

@@zarakikon6352 I have no doubt about it Zaraki Kon Kenpachi-san but for the sake of clarity we shouldn't use disinformation to make our point valid, like Trump does. We are better than that, aren't we?! :P

[@W4ldgeist]

Whenever they quote that Carlson guy I feel like my brain actually hurts from the exuberant stupidity, vitriol, hyperbole, whining and boldness of that man baby turned news host. I cannot fathom how anyone could listen to him. I can understand different political views, morals etc. but that guy and his "imagine that" rants are so beyond anything a normal human being should be willing to process.

[@D-me-dream-smp]

Thank you he always induces disgust and horror every time he opens his mouth.

[@sentajpadilla]

Everything you said is spot on except "news" host... What he spews is not news....I effing profei that guy!

[@lizem8724]

Psychopaths don't blink as often as most people - watch Tucker Carlson

[@TalesOfWar]

I always thought he was a made up person when I saw him on Family Guy. The real thing is even more surreal.

[@mrbishi634]

The autocratic denialist confederates need to stop calling themselves "conservatives." I hope the GOP splits in two.

[@campionedi1764]

When he tweeted his loyalists “you are all special” he confirmed that they are the special snowflakes.

[@adamtzsch]

Whatever will we do without Big Orange King?

[@nikolascagefreeeggs307]

That's my retort to idiot trolls. You are very special.....

[@kingwalker5057]

If trump did not say what he said on Jan 6 and instead tell them to get off the capitol called them criminals would have made the situation worse ( trump supporters would think that he is being force by liberals to say that and would had no effect on the situation as they was already in the capitol and would not stop now because some liberals force trump to tell them to get out, at least he told them to be peaceful and that goes a long way

[@kingwalker5057]

And every party wants to save lives but people can indirectly died because of the economic crisis because of lockdown, we still have 10 million people unemployed post-covid but December was the first month to have job losses since april

[@janetseidlitz5976]

I could not help thinking Eric was crying when he heard that.

[@shadows4419]

He’s the eternal victim , always somebody else’s fault never his own.

[@pashtotim7778]

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[@AmberWavesOfSane]

Yep, I hope the Narcissist's New Clothes are jail jammies

[@donhill7239]

When a person like tRump speaks, and every word is a lie, no one should support him.

[@liampalmer8729]

You can imagine him glued to the TV shouting “ they love me”

[@DaKingisDead]

SoB is still using veiled threats, 'I don't want violence but you're making them angry'

[@RonWylie-gk5lc]

He is as always a coward. IF those sheep are put in jail it will be disgusting If he is free

[@staceystrukel1917]

"Them" are the voices in his head

[@jjefferyworboys8138]

So the Democrats idea of how to heal and unite a deeply divided country is to divide it further, pure genius.

[@Opus313]

Donnie won't learn any real lessons until he faces actual consequences. He needs to go to prison. Lock him up!

[@ohsohighnow]

Unfortunately he won't get locked up, he's gonna plea for insanity

[@NewMessage]

Sadly, he still won't learn.

[@jbtpa895]

Awaiting the mugshot. Can that be his official portrait?

[@jan-qp1qi]

Yes and he can take Rudy Giuliano with him!

[@quarterinthewurlitzer]

Props, Seth! You're in the zone!