Goodbye to Ron DeSantis & Stable Genius Donald Trump Confuses Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi

[@Missunderstood103]

DeSantis always looks like he's in so much pain when he smiles.

[@ZobethC]

We are also in pain looking at his smile 😬 🤣🤣🤣

[@cynthiamorrisgreen9282]

Imitating humans can be hard to do😅

[@bethsojourner6798]

Also what's up with the tongue action every time he smiles.

[@Sindollx666x]

💯%

[@johnnysilverhand6045]

Oh god it’s suuuper creepy. I wish I could unsee it.

[@cheknfaks]

I lost it when they picked up DeSantis and the boots came off

[@chenzen1578]

me too, i spit out my coffee

[@JLee-rt6ve]

Obviously fake! If it was real, they would have been white boots.

[@kenrickkahn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kenrickkahn]

​@@JLee-rt6veNo sh_t Sherlock..

[@louballou8584]

That was truly inspired.

[@Childless_Catlady]

The smile compilation is brutal. I'll have nightmares.

[@patwo9719]

I live in Florida and this creep is still in power there. I wake up cringing every morning.

[@Dan_Boston]

Trump spends the better part of a year calling Ron a meatball… Only to have Ron come crawling back to endorse him. That’s one spineless meatball.

[@dceplay]

That’s because when Trump is out of the picture (hopefully sooner rather than later), Meatball Ron hopes to scoop up the Trump maga clan supporters to back him. I recognize his strategy but it doesn’t make him any less spineless.

[@animal1nstinct394]

its called loyalty. deSantis did the right thing because he would never be governor of florida without trump

[@aof13]

Just like Kamala called Sleepy Joe a whole bunch of names but then he picked her to be the worst V.P & Border Czar ever😂😂😂😂

[@miramar-103]

reminds me of when Kamala tried to go to town on Biden .. yet he later picked her as VP .. for some strange reason ... .... well we all know why he picked her - lol

[@MrVictor444]

@@animal1nstinct394he didn't do it for loyalty he did that for his political future.

[@truesouthdesigns4304]

What is Ron doing with his tongue when he forces himself to fake a smile?

[@janncoons7445]

Maybe that's what they have to do before they fake a smile. We don't know - ours is natural - yeah - giggle

[@Humordoomer]

I wondered that too. Probably making sure there is no pudding still on his teeth before he attempts to smile.

[@AncientActivist]

It's a "lizard" thing, ya know?

[@IAMHIM15]

I've only seen lizards do that ... I'm just sayin.

[@keving8006]

I think it's just a thing snakes do. They use their tongues to "taste" the air to track prey.

[@mypillowguy445]

Person, Woman, Nikki, Nancy, TV.

[@lealmelisa]

😂😂😂😂

[@ca215]

This is so hilarious!!!😂

[@kenrickkahn]

Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 🤣

[@CourageKarnga]

And folks will still vote for him!

[@SuperCzL]

@@CourageKarnga *Biden has entered the chat*

[@bradcraig6676]

I've never watched the bachelor, and now thanks to you I know I don't want to.

[@WilliamMoore-p4g]

Well done, Kimmel writing and special effects team. That Ron DeSantis "Repo men" bit was 110% top notch. Bravo!!!

[@JD-dh7bk]

Trump makes fun of DeSantis nonstop for years. DeSantis drops out and immediately stuffs his nose up trumps butt. So embarrassing

[@dceplay]

That’s because when Trump is out of the picture (hopefully sooner rather than later), Meatball Ron hopes to scoop up the Trump maga clan supporters to back him. I recognize his strategy but it doesn’t make him any less spineless.

[@archangelvvv]

That's because that's where he came from!

[@pickledragonrebel]

Def cringe

[@no1no1655]

That's the sad part ; he's not embarrassed

[@Cdub1717]

Well when you are a bought and sold politician- that’s how it works.

[@swisstopia]

“I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.” - George Carlin

[@toorcicefist8018]

Carlin. That's a real genius. 🙄

[@spartans231000]

Ya all you blue states want every thing for free

[@justayoutuber1906]

Rhonda Santis: "I fought the woke, and the woke won."

[@8arrows]

He is still governor of Florida. He made it a law where a governor don’t have to step down while running for President. He lost, but his loss is just a set back for that fascist.

[@SixSonn]

Joe Biden has a 30% Approval Rating. I wouldn't consider that "winning" lmao

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

Wow, a Bobby Fuller reference ... Who saw that coming?

[@toneyingram732]

We always win

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

wish de satan was woke enough to respect free speech for all not just for him and like minded

[@liamwaddleton]

the desantis smile montage was incredible, I hope the editor(s) who cut that together get a raise

[@ryanshannon6963]

*THAT* is really well done editing! Excellent job Kimmel staff on that Ron video.

[@citiboikidd6372]

As somebody so eloquently remarked : Shouldn't DeSantis be forced to carry on until full term? How is he allowed to abort after 6 weeks??

[@rozz481]

😂

[@louballou8584]

Good one.

[@JR-ev8ce]

❤😂

[@rozz481]

@@franksinatra1977 not true. Check your facts.

[@swashfrogsailor]

If I never see another clip from bachelor/bachelorette, it will be too soon.

[@rinzaghi2057]

Cringy, creepy, and the most vomit inducing stuff on tv. So happy to have never seen a single episode. Now I just fastforwrd through Jimmys videos when theyre in it

[@brianhess9083]

DeSantis used his "Never Back Down PAC" platform to back down. About time he "woke" up.

[@lue4724]

Jimmy is one of the best comedians to signify about politicians & his skits are hilarious!

[@christinespiers-wy9kr]

I can’t even stand to look at Trump!

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

Yup... I'm glad it's so easy to mute/fast forward past him

[@secheclare]

Same here! I'm trying to look away when he's on tv. Wish you good luck.😊

[@NunBiz-qc9bx]

If watching on your phone, just tap the screen to skip 10sec while he's on. Been doing it for years

[@leondonadic417]

so you vote biden instead?

[@emFire101]

I feel the same way about Biden

[@SeattleSun2013]

You’re the best! Thank you for your massive support and standing up for democracy. 💛🧡🤍

[@Richard-ug4el]

Holy crap, Bachelor is SO cringy. How do people watch that without bringing up their lunch?

[@sheilaboston7051]

I'm busy watching the Australian Open here in Oz and every 10 minutes there's a promo for Married at First Sight. Don't know how/why people even participate in it, let alone watch it!

[@Richard-ug4el]

@@sheilaboston7051 Yeah, that's cringy too. They seem to get the worst people for those shows.

[@demondogmom7221]

I watched the first year "reality" shows came out. When the HR dude won "Survivor", I opted out. I can watch a low life screw others over at work while getting paid. I'm not doing it for free in my personal time.

[@ColorMeConfused29]

They eat afterward.

[@cyndykated358]

Thank you Jimmy for keeping us (somewhat) sane. ❤

[@hughjorg4008]

Thanks, Jimmy. Also, if Trump wins, he will terminate democracy and freedom of speech. This means no more Jimmy Kimmel. Vote BIDEN this November.

[@roywhitman7109]

Another gem!!😂😂 Drunk Donald Trump is always hysterical!!😂😂

[@callen8908]

The AI of DT didn’t even need to be identified as fake! It was satisfying to watch, though. Thank-you for everything you do, Jimmy!

[@opaltaberna6817]

It’s the closest we’re ever going to get to the truth from trump !

[@muhammadabdel1201]

Why is Ron's tongue between his teeth every time he opens his mouth to smile?

[@intomnia3313]

Yeah, his eyes don’t smile at all.

[@anngrubbs2436]

President Obama never treated hecklers like that. Most of the time, he was able to reason with them. That's because he showed respect to people and didn't belittle them.

[@franksinatra1977]

yep tons of respect for Putin and the CCP Barry was horrible and Brandon is worse

[@ghosttownbound]

Don and Ron deserve each other in Florida. Congratulations Florida!

[@YodatheHobbit]

I love how that guy with his pants on fire literally does everything he can to not roll and prevent others from patting the fire out.

[@kingjamos2422]

It always feels weird to see DeSantis... end of sentence! But it is also weird to see him try to act human so poorly. When he smiles, I half expect to see him unhinge his jaw and devour a journalist whole.

[@pickledragonrebel]

He's like the alien lizard person from the mini series from the 80s "v"

[@LorraineTapper]

😂😂😂

[@davidguelette7036]

The voters agree. Ronnie makes a poor excuse of attempting to appear human.

[@Todd.B]

Not only did Churchill not say that, it’s from a 1938 Budweiser Ad. Can’t beat woke, join them.

[@mayberelevant3237]

That’s hilarious 😂 I did not know that ♥️🇨🇦

[@migueldiaz2050]

👏👏👋👋 Bye bye Ron De-Saster LoL!! TY Jimmy Kimmel! 💖💖

[@albertdeleon6272]

An other unpaid rallies Trump leave taxpayers with 😅

[@mackymintle7806]

How do you watch these bachelor shows without getting nauseous and depressed?😢

[@markcortez5685]

how can you watch jimmy kimmel when he cried like b----th when aaron rodger called him out

[@mackymintle7806]

@@markcortez5685 I’m sorry your dad treated you poorly. (Or your mom, but it’s statistically usually the dad.) you have a lot of love to give. Give some to the traumatized inner child. That kid inside you has to be fed love, to catch up to where it needs to he, to make you feel whole. Maybe for the first time in your life!? ❤️👍 The answer. It’s not in an old book. It’s inside your head.

[@JG-vq6rd]

Those brief clips from the bachelor validated my decision to never wasting a second of my time on that show.

[@madmartagan100]

Who knew more truth comes out of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue than a lot of news sources.

[@dunstinf]

You must be a bot

[@chenzen1578]

Name one that wasn't in the news or lied about!

[@krnstc]

I hope someone clips that Trump bit and shares it on all social media platforms lol Please!!

[@56nickrich]

Thanks for the laughs tonight Jimmy! 💖 Even a flopping fish has more charisma than Meatball Ron 😁👍

[@jcoopes5604]

Snot Ron!

[@newjak10]

Best policies we ever had in Florida. Charisma is for the fake people you vote for. lol

[@ernestinesmith4320]

Jimmy you crack me up every day😂😂

[@LyonsM]

I am dying laughing at Desantis “I can’t smile without you” skit

[@MrShobar]

Florida. Where political careers go to die.

[@슬라바우크라이나헤로]

Bolsonaro Simulator

[@cindyjones8284]

Pathetic to have his wife on the verge of tears on how he supported her during her cancer treatment. Cringy.

[@franksinatra1977]

Joe is moving there this year MAGA 2024

[@Mark_Brooks]

It has gone from "I didn't do it", to "I didn't do anything wrong" to "I am immune."

[@TGoff-fz7yh]

I hadn't noticed the consistent lizard tongue smile thing before that montage.

[@AncientActivist]

On the other hand, I couldn't stop looking at it. 😂

[@wfpbwfpb]

It’s disgusting.

[@johnnysilverhand6045]

If I saw someone do that in person I’d take off running.

[@Smellynelly67]

My brain couldn't cope with the nice words coming out of Trumps mouth at the end 🤣 love from Scotland x

[@lindamanskey3835]

Boy the Meatball sure looks like a robot in that "farewell" speech. So weird! You crack me up Jimmy! Love Drunk Trump episodes...of course he makes it SO easy!

[@Catherinzsl]

"In case there's a Pilates emergency or something." Yes, yes, yes - this type of satirical non sequiter is exactly why I like Jimmy Kimmel's show so much.

[@emafolo]

Jason Kelce, THE MACHINE!!

[@anthonybeal9069]

That's a DENTURES SMILE!!!! omg, how did I not see this before? ron is checking his dentures with his tongue before he smiles. he's pushing up on them with his tongue. I never noticed until you compiled them.

[@eddiedaghsen2274]

I was in the studio for this taping was so much fun

[@ProudPapaJD]

How am I ever supposed to have a peaceful sleep again after seeing that nightmare inducing smile collage?

[@Jo-oc-0]

Complements on the graphics of removing Ron’s high heels!

[@vaughn257]

It's funny that Trump calls Ron DeSantis Ron DeSanctimonious when the meaning of Sanctimonious is- Making a show of being morally superior to other people. That sounds kind of like Trump.

[@mikelytou]

I don't think that's funny, as that's been Trump's M.O. ever since he ran for president the first time: accusing others of his own crimes and shortcomings.

[@vaughn257]

@@mikelytou I agree, I didn't mean it was the it makes me laugh type of funny. Honestly everything about him pisses me off.

[@ariaafshar4212]

Trump will act like a dictator and a fascist. Vote blue and encourage everyone you know to do the same.

[@jcoopes5604]

With *rump every accusation is a confession!

[@CourageKarnga]

They're about the same in that respect, I think.

[@sdfilyer]

Desantis is making sure his dentures are stuck to his pallette before smiling. He doesnt want them to fall out

[@AncientActivist]

Palate. Sorry, man, it's just my thing.. spelling and stuff. ❤

[@animal1nstinct394]

hes forty five years old. why would he be wearing dentures at that age?

[@Sindollx666x]

I've met people in their late 20s - early 30s already wearing/in need of dentures.​@animal1nstinct394

[@Coolestmovies]

Seems plausible, even at his age. Trump can barely keep his in his mouth sometimes! 😂

[@chelek1439]

​@@animal1nstinct394my dad been wearing dentures since he was in his 20s.

[@ZobethC]

Trump wears high heels to appear taller. He should lay off those jokes on Ron. They both wear make up, girdles and high heels. It’s the GOP’s Drag Show running for president.

[@nanarose8537]

😂😂😂

[@superbmediacontentcreator]

Yea, that figures since everything is indeed projection.

[@erlindahugo435]

"drag show"😂😂😂

[@azoth6641]

But I thought the GQP hated anything adjacent to the LGBTQ community. Surely... ...ah, scratch that. "Rules for thee, not for me." Gotta keep reminding myself of their de facto mantra.

[@DianeGraham-od7ow]

👏👏👏👏😂

[@thomaskline]

The head bob and the tongue flick are what make the smile.

[@toriwisdom8385]

What a weird thing Ron D does with his tongue before he smiles. 😮

[@vincecarlos3245]

The Desantis skit is hilarious 😅😅

[@crashburn3292]

When DeSantis smiles it looks his brain is fighting with his mouth to cooperate.

[@kenrickkahn]

Dude acts like The Terminator T-1000 when young John Conner tried to teach the robot how to smile.. It reminds me of Ron DeSantis forcing himself to smile..

[@marvinmartin4692]

It’s a robot thing.

[@lindaandsteffi]

😂😂😂

[@bennyboogenheimer4553]

And now my favorite show, Jimmy Kimmel Live,😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@CarolusSmith-b5k]

That is a look of pain/ constipation/social discomfort!

[@mikekeating]

The funniest thing about Ron's little speech is that his Winston Churchill quote is actually from a budweiser commercial

[@brianabc83]

Exactly! Bud should send a case of Bud lite to ron's house and thank him for endorsing him, by the way recording it the whole time so they can use it in a commercial.

[@leeproulx7412]

Always look forward to watching Jimmy Kimmel Live. Love the political comedy. Brilliant comedian and writers.

[@andrewpinkham9904]

Really? lol ok I guess jimmys show must appeal to someone. But funny? Really?

[@spinewrenched848]

Well Ron, now we know who the real lizard people are?

[@JasonBoyce]

When Trump said “Nikki Haley… Nikki Haley… Nikki Haley…” you can TELL that he knew he wasn’t talking about the right woman, but he couldn’t figure out who that actually was, so he just went for it

[@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec]

He always doubles down on his mistakes. 'The oranges' is a good example.

[@alphanerd7221]

"Look at the Oranges." That's real brain damage, when you know you said something wrong and try to correct it but say the same wrong thing like three or four times in a row.

[@johnwells7566]

No.... He thought if he said her name 3 times she would appear

[@antrimlariot2386]

Dementia prolapse.

[@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec]

@@johnwells7566 There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like ............

[@titusrider7948]

The desantis clip was hilarious !! Great video effects 😅

[@sanchezcynthiacs]

This was a great episode! 👏👏👏

[@riddimwise559]

The DeSantis clips were fire.. Amazing work

[@colingee6687]

Ron DeSantis has a personality of a speed bump.

[@rozz481]

No really? He’s more of a dust bunny 🤣

[@alphanerd7221]

More like the sign warning you about the speed dump. You remember A Christmas story? Scut Farkus? The guy that was his toady? That's DeSantis.

[@Onecooltop75]

Don’t insult speed bumps. Speed bumps at least serve a purpose

[@jcoopes5604]

Snot Ron!

[@glowaves]

Now DeSantis can refocus on turning Florida into a third world shithole I guess.

[@conradhauser17]

Dictionaries will be banned throughout the state ..it started in one school district

[@chrishewitt4220]

It is already, isn't it? Trump lives there. I rest my case ma Lud!

[@anitakeegan7950]

@@chrishewitt4220😂😂

[@animal1nstinct394]

if thats true why are so many liberals from california migrating there?

[@80s-el9vc]

With him and trump, both living in Fla. he won't have to try hard at all.

[@williamjamieson6860]

You make my life complete Jimmy that was the best thing I’ve seen for a long time. Keep up the good work

[@GPeterson-jw5sp]

I often rewind to the beginning of a clip in the a.m. as I feel my face crack a smile and feed my whiny dogs .Jason Kelce & his wife are hysterical...

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

The opening sequence reminds me of a KZbin video where a guy would build a large snowman in his yard, and some clown would drive on his lawn and plow over it. So he built one over a big tree stump in his yard, and sure enough...(let's just say the clown never did THAT again!! LOL!!)

[@flyrobin5255]

It's 2am and I sitting here LMAO at the Ron DeSantis skit. Bravo boys, bravo! Ron, was a failed history teacher too !

[@Iseerightthruyou]

If you watch shows like the Bachelorette or the Bachelor, you seriously need to question your life choices.

[@raulcitraro]

Exactly right!

[@peacebaby74]

The smile certainly says it all.

[@raisage]

Jimmy, some people like to go to sleep after your show, WITHOUT Ron DeSantis' grimace haunting their dreams for eternity!

[@asynchronicity]

So many nice attempts at a normal human smile. Great work, Ron!

[@kentstate1244]

DeSantis has to be the happiest guy to ever suspend his campaign, can tell he was relieved when it was over. I'll bet he learns to smile better in 4 years : )

[@Corn_Pone_Flicks]

But will he ever learn to keep his tongue in his mouth while doing it?

[@KimCarney]

Best 13 minutes of my day

[@marvinmartin4692]

Always!

[@lillyanderson3623]

I love it when Guillermo does the intro! 💙💙💙

[@denisedubois5127]

Thank god for you jimmy. Laughter is the best medicine! We need this right now😂

[@andrewt9128]

That smile montage is the stuff of nightmares.

[@carlbeaver7112]

WTAF is up with DuhSantis and his tongue??? He can't make his crappy smile without making a show of tugging his tongue from between his teeth!

[@chenzen1578]

AI is not yet advanced far enough to allow a robot to feel real joy.

[@ratatatuff]

Maybe it will be fixed with a software update.

[@cherylvirden3073]

Jimmy you and your writer deserve a Emmy. Your show makes me laugh every time I watch. Thanks for all the Laughs. You are the Best Talk Show Host. Better than all the rest.

[@namkid20]

How much were you paid to say that? Sorry you lost.

[@andrewpinkham9904]

Funny? oh come on. lol you're funny he isn't. Here let me summarize his show night after night. " orangeman bad cause he works for the American people and not the WEF." que the canned laughter

[@ChrisM-tn3hx]

Watching DeSantis attempt to formulate a smile that looks genuine reminds me of Dexter.

[@randyhowey7414]

Thanks for the Smiles , Jimmy and Crew ! 😁 😶😑😐

[@kait6994]

7:59 For real, what is wrong with DeSantis’s face?!?! 😂😂😂

[@ratatatuff]

Software glitch.

[@ArnieJames666]

That Desantis creepy smile reel is the stuff of nightmares... Serial killer vibes...

[@michaelh2970]

I got love for Jimmy ❤

[@sks1258]

I feel like I am living in an alternate universe where the US Constitution no longer matters and where criminals are no longer put in jail but put on a pedestal.

[@rosemarienarcisse4756]

Thank you Jimmy. You are the most talented person. Great work. Love you man.🫵🏽👍🏽👌🏽👏🏽❤️

[@jwanie366]

The media is ultimately to blame for over-hyping Ron DeSantis the way they did, especially after his landslide re-election victory in 2022. DeSantis has always been tone deaf, he’s always had zero political savvy, and he’s always had a bizarre zero-charisma personality. But the political media knew he would be so polarizing as to be great for ratings so they continued to hype him for this Presidential race. In the end, they got what they wanted out of DeSantis despite him now being out of the race. Shame on them!

[@Spearca]

The original media hype for DeSantis came from Republican-leaning outlets who promoted him as "Trump without the baggage" and "DeFuture." They thought DeSantis would be _less_ polarizing than Trump himself, and therefore more likely to win.

[@maryalbright9223]

They were wrong as usual.

[@ProudPapaJD]

The party of personal responsibility but it’s never their fault, now it’s the media’s fault DeSantis is as charming as a stinkbug?

[@felixbeaulieu852]

@@ProudPapaJD right? What a bunch of clowns

[@Mortal-Monk]

Wow really everything you said can also be said on who's currently in charge and you think he's politically savvy and charismatic too? That's very hypocritical of you to say. The current media also polarizes Biden too. So that's what it is a popularity contest for you?

[@candicekellyhomes]

😂😂😂that last bit was genius!

[@billgallaher339]

Trump's deepfake - head explodes. That's the most lucid, complete sentence speaking, all English 60 seconds that I have EVER heard from this guy. I felt like I had dropped into a parallel universe.

[@old-fashionedcoughypot]

They forgot to add that suggestive looking weird neck-wattle/flaps that Trump has above his tie's knot.

[@franksinatra1977]

send over list of Biden's records as Pres. I will help you record inflation record illegals record drug deaths now you continue

[@AA-wc3tw]

It really displays the difference between narcissists (like Trump) and non-narcissists (who have empathy and are able to genuinely apologize for their wrongdoings).

[@charlenejohnson309]

​@franksinatra1977 Started off with cleaning up after Trump's abysmally horrible decisions to mishandle an epidemic, give huge tax breaks, spend huge amounts to support his hotels, levy tariffs that necessitated paying huge sums to corporate farms... get it straight. There's a global economic crisis.

[@terrywix6844]

Hit the road Jack and don't you come back anymore anymore anymore Jack and don't cha come back anymore...

[@andyslater2320]

I wish they would reduce the volume on the audience mike.

[@Blackman19498]

That had to had been a statue someone covered with snow ❄️ and dude felt ever bit of that snow covered statue ❄️🗽☃️

[@JayC2k08]

😂😂😂

[@JeighNeither]

Jimmy, you missed the best part about Desantis' "Churchill quote". Its actually from a Budweiser ad. That is not a joke. I mean... it is... or rather Desantis is, but that's the actual origin of that quote.

[@jonobester5817]

All the smiles were too long, and sickening.

[@maureenkilbane9948]

Budweiser used that “Churchill” quote

[@StevenTorrey]

Cut up banana (phallic symbol) screams "stay away"....

[@Tangaroa775]

That smile is bloody creepy 😂😂

[@sfurules]

I don't know what his tongue is doing....

[@cynthiamorrisgreen9282]

Hell I'd like to know too. Trying to act human is hard😅