Goodbye to Ron DeSantis & Stable Genius Donald Trump Confuses Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi

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@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks 8 ай бұрын
I lost it when they picked up DeSantis and the boots came off
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 8 ай бұрын
me too, i spit out my coffee
@JLee-rt6ve
@JLee-rt6ve 8 ай бұрын
Obviously fake! If it was real, they would have been white boots.
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 8 ай бұрын
​@@JLee-rt6veNo sh_t Sherlock..
@louballou8584
@louballou8584 8 ай бұрын
That was truly inspired.
@swisstopia
@swisstopia 8 ай бұрын
“I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's.” - George Carlin
@toorcicefist8018
@toorcicefist8018 8 ай бұрын
Carlin. That's a real genius. 🙄
@spartans231000
@spartans231000 8 ай бұрын
Ya all you blue states want every thing for free
@Childless_Catlady
@Childless_Catlady 8 ай бұрын
The smile compilation is brutal. I'll have nightmares.
@patwo9719
@patwo9719 8 ай бұрын
I live in Florida and this creep is still in power there. I wake up cringing every morning.
@Missunderstood103
@Missunderstood103 8 ай бұрын
DeSantis always looks like he's in so much pain when he smiles.
@ZobethC
@ZobethC 8 ай бұрын
We are also in pain looking at his smile 😬 🤣🤣🤣
@cynthiamorrisgreen9282
@cynthiamorrisgreen9282 8 ай бұрын
Imitating humans can be hard to do😅
@bethsojourner6798
@bethsojourner6798 8 ай бұрын
Also what's up with the tongue action every time he smiles.
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 8 ай бұрын
💯%
@johnnysilverhand6045
@johnnysilverhand6045 8 ай бұрын
Oh god it’s suuuper creepy. I wish I could unsee it.
@truesouthdesigns4304
@truesouthdesigns4304 8 ай бұрын
What is Ron doing with his tongue when he forces himself to fake a smile?
@janncoons7445
@janncoons7445 8 ай бұрын
Maybe that's what they have to do before they fake a smile. We don't know - ours is natural - yeah - giggle
@christinewhitney125
@christinewhitney125 8 ай бұрын
I wondered that too. Probably making sure there is no pudding still on his teeth before he attempts to smile.
@AncientActivist
@AncientActivist 8 ай бұрын
It's a "lizard" thing, ya know?
@IAMHIM15
@IAMHIM15 8 ай бұрын
I've only seen lizards do that ... I'm just sayin.
@keving8006
@keving8006 8 ай бұрын
I think it's just a thing snakes do. They use their tongues to "taste" the air to track prey.
@citiboikidd6372
@citiboikidd6372 8 ай бұрын
As somebody so eloquently remarked : Shouldn't DeSantis be forced to carry on until full term? How is he allowed to abort after 6 weeks??
@rozz481
@rozz481 8 ай бұрын
😂
@louballou8584
@louballou8584 8 ай бұрын
Good one.
@JR-ev8ce
@JR-ev8ce 8 ай бұрын
❤😂
@rozz481
@rozz481 8 ай бұрын
@@franksinatra1977 not true. Check your facts.
@roywhitman7109
@roywhitman7109 8 ай бұрын
Another gem!!😂😂 Drunk Donald Trump is always hysterical!!😂😂
@JD-dh7bk
@JD-dh7bk 8 ай бұрын
Trump makes fun of DeSantis nonstop for years. DeSantis drops out and immediately stuffs his nose up trumps butt. So embarrassing
@dceplay
@dceplay 8 ай бұрын
That’s because when Trump is out of the picture (hopefully sooner rather than later), Meatball Ron hopes to scoop up the Trump maga clan supporters to back him. I recognize his strategy but it doesn’t make him any less spineless.
@archangelvvv
@archangelvvv 8 ай бұрын
That's because that's where he came from!
@pickledragonrebel
@pickledragonrebel 8 ай бұрын
Def cringe
@no1no1655
@no1no1655 8 ай бұрын
That's the sad part ; he's not embarrassed
@Cdub1717
@Cdub1717 8 ай бұрын
Well when you are a bought and sold politician- that’s how it works.
@Dan_Boston
@Dan_Boston 8 ай бұрын
Trump spends the better part of a year calling Ron a meatball… Only to have Ron come crawling back to endorse him. That’s one spineless meatball.
@dceplay
@dceplay 8 ай бұрын
That’s because when Trump is out of the picture (hopefully sooner rather than later), Meatball Ron hopes to scoop up the Trump maga clan supporters to back him. I recognize his strategy but it doesn’t make him any less spineless.
@animal1nstinct394
@animal1nstinct394 8 ай бұрын
its called loyalty. deSantis did the right thing because he would never be governor of florida without trump
@aof13
@aof13 8 ай бұрын
Just like Kamala called Sleepy Joe a whole bunch of names but then he picked her to be the worst V.P & Border Czar ever😂😂😂😂
@miramar-103
@miramar-103 8 ай бұрын
reminds me of when Kamala tried to go to town on Biden .. yet he later picked her as VP .. for some strange reason ... .... well we all know why he picked her - lol
@MrVictor444
@MrVictor444 8 ай бұрын
@@animal1nstinct394he didn't do it for loyalty he did that for his political future.
@Richard-ug4el
@Richard-ug4el 8 ай бұрын
Holy crap, Bachelor is SO cringy. How do people watch that without bringing up their lunch?
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 8 ай бұрын
I'm busy watching the Australian Open here in Oz and every 10 minutes there's a promo for Married at First Sight. Don't know how/why people even participate in it, let alone watch it!
@Richard-ug4el
@Richard-ug4el 8 ай бұрын
@@sheilaboston7051 Yeah, that's cringy too. They seem to get the worst people for those shows.
@demondogmom7221
@demondogmom7221 8 ай бұрын
I watched the first year "reality" shows came out. When the HR dude won "Survivor", I opted out. I can watch a low life screw others over at work while getting paid. I'm not doing it for free in my personal time.
@ColorMeConfused29
@ColorMeConfused29 8 ай бұрын
They eat afterward.
@bradcraig6676
@bradcraig6676 8 ай бұрын
I've never watched the bachelor, and now thanks to you I know I don't want to.
@WilliamMoore-p4g
@WilliamMoore-p4g 8 ай бұрын
Well done, Kimmel writing and special effects team. That Ron DeSantis "Repo men" bit was 110% top notch. Bravo!!!
@mypillowguy445
@mypillowguy445 8 ай бұрын
Person, Woman, Nikki, Nancy, TV.
@lealmelisa
@lealmelisa 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ca215
@ca215 8 ай бұрын
This is so hilarious!!!😂
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 8 ай бұрын
Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 🤣
@CourageKarnga
@CourageKarnga 8 ай бұрын
And folks will still vote for him!
@SuperCzL
@SuperCzL 8 ай бұрын
@@CourageKarnga *Biden has entered the chat*
@brianhess9083
@brianhess9083 8 ай бұрын
DeSantis used his "Never Back Down PAC" platform to back down. About time he "woke" up.
@SeattleSun2013
@SeattleSun2013 8 ай бұрын
You’re the best! Thank you for your massive support and standing up for democracy. 💛🧡🤍
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 8 ай бұрын
It always feels weird to see DeSantis... end of sentence! But it is also weird to see him try to act human so poorly. When he smiles, I half expect to see him unhinge his jaw and devour a journalist whole.
@pickledragonrebel
@pickledragonrebel 8 ай бұрын
He's like the alien lizard person from the mini series from the 80s "v"
@LorraineTapper
@LorraineTapper 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@davidguelette7036
@davidguelette7036 8 ай бұрын
The voters agree. Ronnie makes a poor excuse of attempting to appear human.
@lindamanskey3835
@lindamanskey3835 8 ай бұрын
Boy the Meatball sure looks like a robot in that "farewell" speech. So weird! You crack me up Jimmy! Love Drunk Trump episodes...of course he makes it SO easy!
@liamwaddleton
@liamwaddleton 8 ай бұрын
the desantis smile montage was incredible, I hope the editor(s) who cut that together get a raise
@justayoutuber1906
@justayoutuber1906 8 ай бұрын
Rhonda Santis: "I fought the woke, and the woke won."
@8arrows
@8arrows 8 ай бұрын
He is still governor of Florida. He made it a law where a governor don’t have to step down while running for President. He lost, but his loss is just a set back for that fascist.
@SixSonn
@SixSonn 8 ай бұрын
Joe Biden has a 30% Approval Rating. I wouldn't consider that "winning" lmao
@VladimirPutin-p3t
@VladimirPutin-p3t 8 ай бұрын
Wow, a Bobby Fuller reference ... Who saw that coming?
@toneyingram732
@toneyingram732 8 ай бұрын
We always win
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 8 ай бұрын
wish de satan was woke enough to respect free speech for all not just for him and like minded
@anngrubbs2436
@anngrubbs2436 8 ай бұрын
President Obama never treated hecklers like that. Most of the time, he was able to reason with them. That's because he showed respect to people and didn't belittle them.
@franksinatra1977
@franksinatra1977 8 ай бұрын
yep tons of respect for Putin and the CCP Barry was horrible and Brandon is worse
@swashfrogsailor
@swashfrogsailor 8 ай бұрын
If I never see another clip from bachelor/bachelorette, it will be too soon.
@rinzaghi2057
@rinzaghi2057 8 ай бұрын
Cringy, creepy, and the most vomit inducing stuff on tv. So happy to have never seen a single episode. Now I just fastforwrd through Jimmys videos when theyre in it
@LyonsM
@LyonsM 8 ай бұрын
I am dying laughing at Desantis “I can’t smile without you” skit
@ghosttownbound
@ghosttownbound 8 ай бұрын
Don and Ron deserve each other in Florida. Congratulations Florida!
@christinespiers-wy9kr
@christinespiers-wy9kr 8 ай бұрын
I can’t even stand to look at Trump!
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p 8 ай бұрын
Yup... I'm glad it's so easy to mute/fast forward past him
@secheclare
@secheclare 8 ай бұрын
Same here! I'm trying to look away when he's on tv. Wish you good luck.😊
@NunBiz-qc9bx
@NunBiz-qc9bx 8 ай бұрын
If watching on your phone, just tap the screen to skip 10sec while he's on. Been doing it for years
@leondonadic417
@leondonadic417 8 ай бұрын
so you vote biden instead?
@emFire101
@emFire101 8 ай бұрын
I feel the same way about Biden
@migueldiaz2050
@migueldiaz2050 8 ай бұрын
👏👏👋👋 Bye bye Ron De-Saster LoL!! TY Jimmy Kimmel! 💖💖
@albertdeleon6272
@albertdeleon6272 8 ай бұрын
An other unpaid rallies Trump leave taxpayers with 😅
@lue4724
@lue4724 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy is one of the best comedians to signify about politicians & his skits are hilarious!
@YodatheHobbit
@YodatheHobbit 8 ай бұрын
I love how that guy with his pants on fire literally does everything he can to not roll and prevent others from patting the fire out.
@williamjamieson6860
@williamjamieson6860 8 ай бұрын
You make my life complete Jimmy that was the best thing I’ve seen for a long time. Keep up the good work
@vincecarlos3245
@vincecarlos3245 8 ай бұрын
The Desantis skit is hilarious 😅😅
@Todd.B
@Todd.B 8 ай бұрын
Not only did Churchill not say that, it’s from a 1938 Budweiser Ad. Can’t beat woke, join them.
@mayberelevant3237
@mayberelevant3237 8 ай бұрын
That’s hilarious 😂 I did not know that ♥️🇨🇦
@colingee6687
@colingee6687 8 ай бұрын
Ron DeSantis has a personality of a speed bump.
@rozz481
@rozz481 8 ай бұрын
No really? He’s more of a dust bunny 🤣
@alphanerd7221
@alphanerd7221 8 ай бұрын
More like the sign warning you about the speed dump. You remember A Christmas story? Scut Farkus? The guy that was his toady? That's DeSantis.
@Onecooltop75
@Onecooltop75 8 ай бұрын
Don’t insult speed bumps. Speed bumps at least serve a purpose
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 8 ай бұрын
Snot Ron!
@callen8908
@callen8908 8 ай бұрын
The AI of DT didn’t even need to be identified as fake! It was satisfying to watch, though. Thank-you for everything you do, Jimmy!
@opaltaberna6817
@opaltaberna6817 8 ай бұрын
It’s the closest we’re ever going to get to the truth from trump !
@toriwisdom8385
@toriwisdom8385 8 ай бұрын
What a weird thing Ron D does with his tongue before he smiles. 😮
@MrShobar
@MrShobar 8 ай бұрын
Florida. Where political careers go to die.
@슬라바우크라이나헤로
@슬라바우크라이나헤로 8 ай бұрын
Bolsonaro Simulator
@cindyjones8284
@cindyjones8284 8 ай бұрын
Pathetic to have his wife on the verge of tears on how he supported her during her cancer treatment. Cringy.
@franksinatra1977
@franksinatra1977 8 ай бұрын
Joe is moving there this year MAGA 2024
@cyndykated358
@cyndykated358 8 ай бұрын
Thank you Jimmy for keeping us (somewhat) sane. ❤
@hughjorg4008
@hughjorg4008 8 ай бұрын
Thanks, Jimmy. Also, if Trump wins, he will terminate democracy and freedom of speech. This means no more Jimmy Kimmel. Vote BIDEN this November.
@sdfilyer
@sdfilyer 8 ай бұрын
Desantis is making sure his dentures are stuck to his pallette before smiling. He doesnt want them to fall out
@AncientActivist
@AncientActivist 8 ай бұрын
Palate. Sorry, man, it's just my thing.. spelling and stuff. ❤
@animal1nstinct394
@animal1nstinct394 8 ай бұрын
hes forty five years old. why would he be wearing dentures at that age?
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 8 ай бұрын
I've met people in their late 20s - early 30s already wearing/in need of dentures.​@animal1nstinct394
@Coolestmovies
@Coolestmovies 8 ай бұрын
Seems plausible, even at his age. Trump can barely keep his in his mouth sometimes! 😂
@chelek1439
@chelek1439 8 ай бұрын
​@@animal1nstinct394my dad been wearing dentures since he was in his 20s.
@ryanshannon6963
@ryanshannon6963 8 ай бұрын
*THAT* is really well done editing! Excellent job Kimmel staff on that Ron video.
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 8 ай бұрын
"Newsome is tall and has the smile of a movie star, DeSantis wears heals and has the forced smile of a serial killer" - Bill Mahr
@56nickrich
@56nickrich 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for the laughs tonight Jimmy! 💖 Even a flopping fish has more charisma than Meatball Ron 😁👍
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 8 ай бұрын
Snot Ron!
@newjak10
@newjak10 8 ай бұрын
Best policies we ever had in Florida. Charisma is for the fake people you vote for. lol
@krnstc
@krnstc 8 ай бұрын
I hope someone clips that Trump bit and shares it on all social media platforms lol Please!!
@emafolo
@emafolo 8 ай бұрын
Jason Kelce, THE MACHINE!!
@sks1258
@sks1258 8 ай бұрын
I feel like I am living in an alternate universe where the US Constitution no longer matters and where criminals are no longer put in jail but put on a pedestal.
@mackymintle7806
@mackymintle7806 8 ай бұрын
How do you watch these bachelor shows without getting nauseous and depressed?😢
@markcortez5685
@markcortez5685 8 ай бұрын
how can you watch jimmy kimmel when he cried like b----th when aaron rodger called him out
@mackymintle7806
@mackymintle7806 7 ай бұрын
@@markcortez5685 I’m sorry your dad treated you poorly. (Or your mom, but it’s statistically usually the dad.) you have a lot of love to give. Give some to the traumatized inner child. That kid inside you has to be fed love, to catch up to where it needs to he, to make you feel whole. Maybe for the first time in your life!? ❤️👍 The answer. It’s not in an old book. It’s inside your head.
@muhammadabdel1201
@muhammadabdel1201 8 ай бұрын
Why is Ron's tongue between his teeth every time he opens his mouth to smile?
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, his eyes don’t smile at all.
@anthonybeal9069
@anthonybeal9069 8 ай бұрын
That's a DENTURES SMILE!!!! omg, how did I not see this before? ron is checking his dentures with his tongue before he smiles. he's pushing up on them with his tongue. I never noticed until you compiled them.
@crashburn3292
@crashburn3292 8 ай бұрын
When DeSantis smiles it looks his brain is fighting with his mouth to cooperate.
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason 8 ай бұрын
Dude acts like The Terminator T-1000 when young John Conner tried to teach the robot how to smile.. It reminds me of Ron DeSantis forcing himself to smile..
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 8 ай бұрын
It’s a robot thing.
@lindaandsteffi
@lindaandsteffi 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ProudPapaJD
@ProudPapaJD 8 ай бұрын
How am I ever supposed to have a peaceful sleep again after seeing that nightmare inducing smile collage?
@ernestinesmith4320
@ernestinesmith4320 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy you crack me up every day😂😂
@spinewrenched848
@spinewrenched848 8 ай бұрын
Well Ron, now we know who the real lizard people are?
@Catherinzsl
@Catherinzsl 8 ай бұрын
"In case there's a Pilates emergency or something." Yes, yes, yes - this type of satirical non sequiter is exactly why I like Jimmy Kimmel's show so much.
@bennyboogenheimer4553
@bennyboogenheimer4553 8 ай бұрын
And now my favorite show, Jimmy Kimmel Live,😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
@ZobethC
@ZobethC 8 ай бұрын
Trump wears high heels to appear taller. He should lay off those jokes on Ron. They both wear make up, girdles and high heels. It’s the GOP’s Drag Show running for president.
@nanarose8537
@nanarose8537 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@superbmediacontentcreator
@superbmediacontentcreator 8 ай бұрын
Yea, that figures since everything is indeed projection.
@erlindahugo435
@erlindahugo435 8 ай бұрын
"drag show"😂😂😂
@azoth6641
@azoth6641 8 ай бұрын
But I thought the GQP hated anything adjacent to the LGBTQ community. Surely... ...ah, scratch that. "Rules for thee, not for me." Gotta keep reminding myself of their de facto mantra.
@DianeGraham-od7ow
@DianeGraham-od7ow 8 ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏😂
@JG-vq6rd
@JG-vq6rd 8 ай бұрын
Those brief clips from the bachelor validated my decision to never wasting a second of my time on that show.
@raisage
@raisage 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy, some people like to go to sleep after your show, WITHOUT Ron DeSantis' grimace haunting their dreams for eternity!
@vaughn257
@vaughn257 8 ай бұрын
It's funny that Trump calls Ron DeSantis Ron DeSanctimonious when the meaning of Sanctimonious is- Making a show of being morally superior to other people. That sounds kind of like Trump.
@mikelytou
@mikelytou 8 ай бұрын
I don't think that's funny, as that's been Trump's M.O. ever since he ran for president the first time: accusing others of his own crimes and shortcomings.
@vaughn257
@vaughn257 8 ай бұрын
@@mikelytou I agree, I didn't mean it was the it makes me laugh type of funny. Honestly everything about him pisses me off.
@ariaafshar4212
@ariaafshar4212 8 ай бұрын
Trump will act like a dictator and a fascist. Vote blue and encourage everyone you know to do the same.
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 8 ай бұрын
With *rump every accusation is a confession!
@CourageKarnga
@CourageKarnga 8 ай бұрын
They're about the same in that respect, I think.
@Mark_Brooks
@Mark_Brooks 8 ай бұрын
It has gone from "I didn't do it", to "I didn't do anything wrong" to "I am immune."
@TGoff-fz7yh
@TGoff-fz7yh 8 ай бұрын
I hadn't noticed the consistent lizard tongue smile thing before that montage.
@AncientActivist
@AncientActivist 8 ай бұрын
On the other hand, I couldn't stop looking at it. 😂
@wfpbwfpb
@wfpbwfpb 8 ай бұрын
It’s disgusting.
@johnnysilverhand6045
@johnnysilverhand6045 8 ай бұрын
If I saw someone do that in person I’d take off running.
@Backpfeifengesicht45
@Backpfeifengesicht45 8 ай бұрын
It still blows my mind that Diaper Don was sobre during his entire presidency.
@gwen3010
@gwen3010 8 ай бұрын
I feel sorry for the people of Florida that they have to suffer two more years with that guy!!
@Jo-oc-0
@Jo-oc-0 8 ай бұрын
Complements on the graphics of removing Ron’s high heels!
@Tangaroa775
@Tangaroa775 8 ай бұрын
That smile is bloody creepy 😂😂
@sfurules
@sfurules 8 ай бұрын
I don't know what his tongue is doing....
@cynthiamorrisgreen9282
@cynthiamorrisgreen9282 8 ай бұрын
Hell I'd like to know too. Trying to act human is hard😅
@Iseerightthruyou
@Iseerightthruyou 8 ай бұрын
If you watch shows like the Bachelorette or the Bachelor, you seriously need to question your life choices.
@raulcitraro
@raulcitraro 8 ай бұрын
Exactly right!
@Nothingbutlovehere369
@Nothingbutlovehere369 8 ай бұрын
The trump AI-pology was weirdly satisfying! We all know it would, could never happen…because he’s a narcissist… but still satisfying! Thank you, Jimmy ❤️
@Smellynelly67
@Smellynelly67 8 ай бұрын
My brain couldn't cope with the nice words coming out of Trumps mouth at the end 🤣 love from Scotland x
@carlbeaver7112
@carlbeaver7112 8 ай бұрын
WTAF is up with DuhSantis and his tongue??? He can't make his crappy smile without making a show of tugging his tongue from between his teeth!
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 8 ай бұрын
AI is not yet advanced far enough to allow a robot to feel real joy.
@ratatatuff
@ratatatuff 8 ай бұрын
Maybe it will be fixed with a software update.
@riddimwise559
@riddimwise559 8 ай бұрын
The DeSantis clips were fire.. Amazing work
@mcjames8879
@mcjames8879 8 ай бұрын
Anybody see how DeSantis flicks his tongue before smiling, definitely a lizard person.
@namkid20
@namkid20 8 ай бұрын
How much were you paid to say that? Sorry you lost.
@mcjames8879
@mcjames8879 8 ай бұрын
@@namkid20 didn't know I got paid for this, lucky me✌️
@titusrider7948
@titusrider7948 8 ай бұрын
The desantis clip was hilarious !! Great video effects 😅
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 8 ай бұрын
Looking at this individual, Donald J Trump, now and back when he masqueraded as president, is embarrassingly shameful. 🇺🇲💯💙
@leeproulx7412
@leeproulx7412 8 ай бұрын
Always look forward to watching Jimmy Kimmel Live. Love the political comedy. Brilliant comedian and writers.
@andrewpinkham9904
@andrewpinkham9904 8 ай бұрын
Really? lol ok I guess jimmys show must appeal to someone. But funny? Really?
@JasonBoyce
@JasonBoyce 8 ай бұрын
When Trump said “Nikki Haley… Nikki Haley… Nikki Haley…” you can TELL that he knew he wasn’t talking about the right woman, but he couldn’t figure out who that actually was, so he just went for it
@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec
@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec 8 ай бұрын
He always doubles down on his mistakes. 'The oranges' is a good example.
@alphanerd7221
@alphanerd7221 8 ай бұрын
"Look at the Oranges." That's real brain damage, when you know you said something wrong and try to correct it but say the same wrong thing like three or four times in a row.
@johnwells7566
@johnwells7566 8 ай бұрын
No.... He thought if he said her name 3 times she would appear
@antrimlariot2386
@antrimlariot2386 8 ай бұрын
Dementia prolapse.
@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec
@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec 8 ай бұрын
@@johnwells7566 There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like ............
@ArnieJames666
@ArnieJames666 8 ай бұрын
That Desantis creepy smile reel is the stuff of nightmares... Serial killer vibes...
@ajayarya8591
@ajayarya8591 8 ай бұрын
Mo-Ron Desantis looks like the real life Alfred E. Newman from MAD magazine...
@lizzilixx
@lizzilixx 8 ай бұрын
You've really gotta make his mouth look more like a filthy bung hole 🕳 to make it more accurate. Love the show. Thank you for all your enlightening commentary, Jimmy. ❤
@kentstate1244
@kentstate1244 8 ай бұрын
DeSantis has to be the happiest guy to ever suspend his campaign, can tell he was relieved when it was over. I'll bet he learns to smile better in 4 years : )
@Corn_Pone_Flicks
@Corn_Pone_Flicks 8 ай бұрын
But will he ever learn to keep his tongue in his mouth while doing it?
@madmartagan100
@madmartagan100 8 ай бұрын
Who knew more truth comes out of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue than a lot of news sources.
@dunstinf
@dunstinf 8 ай бұрын
You must be a bot
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 8 ай бұрын
Name one that wasn't in the news or lied about!
@user-md4di6yg2p
@user-md4di6yg2p 8 ай бұрын
The opening sequence reminds me of a KZbin video where a guy would build a large snowman in his yard, and some clown would drive on his lawn and plow over it. So he built one over a big tree stump in his yard, and sure enough...(let's just say the clown never did THAT again!! LOL!!)
@mikekeating
@mikekeating 8 ай бұрын
The funniest thing about Ron's little speech is that his Winston Churchill quote is actually from a budweiser commercial
@brianabc83
@brianabc83 8 ай бұрын
Exactly! Bud should send a case of Bud lite to ron's house and thank him for endorsing him, by the way recording it the whole time so they can use it in a commercial.
@ChrisM-tn3hx
@ChrisM-tn3hx 8 ай бұрын
Watching DeSantis attempt to formulate a smile that looks genuine reminds me of Dexter.
@glowaves
@glowaves 8 ай бұрын
Now DeSantis can refocus on turning Florida into a third world shithole I guess.
@conradhauser17
@conradhauser17 8 ай бұрын
Dictionaries will be banned throughout the state ..it started in one school district
@chrishewitt4220
@chrishewitt4220 8 ай бұрын
It is already, isn't it? Trump lives there. I rest my case ma Lud!
@anitakeegan7950
@anitakeegan7950 8 ай бұрын
@@chrishewitt4220😂😂
@animal1nstinct394
@animal1nstinct394 8 ай бұрын
if thats true why are so many liberals from california migrating there?
@80s-el9vc
@80s-el9vc 8 ай бұрын
With him and trump, both living in Fla. he won't have to try hard at all.
@beecmarder2033
@beecmarder2033 8 ай бұрын
I will forever think Meatball Ron. A weird stiff armed oddball who grimaces after sticking his tongue out. yeeesh
@billgallaher339
@billgallaher339 8 ай бұрын
Trump's deepfake - head explodes. That's the most lucid, complete sentence speaking, all English 60 seconds that I have EVER heard from this guy. I felt like I had dropped into a parallel universe.
@old-fashionedcoughypot
@old-fashionedcoughypot 8 ай бұрын
They forgot to add that suggestive looking weird neck-wattle/flaps that Trump has above his tie's knot.
@franksinatra1977
@franksinatra1977 8 ай бұрын
send over list of Biden's records as Pres. I will help you record inflation record illegals record drug deaths now you continue
@AA-wc3tw
@AA-wc3tw 8 ай бұрын
It really displays the difference between narcissists (like Trump) and non-narcissists (who have empathy and are able to genuinely apologize for their wrongdoings).
@charlenejohnson309
@charlenejohnson309 8 ай бұрын
​@franksinatra1977 Started off with cleaning up after Trump's abysmally horrible decisions to mishandle an epidemic, give huge tax breaks, spend huge amounts to support his hotels, levy tariffs that necessitated paying huge sums to corporate farms... get it straight. There's a global economic crisis.
@patriciaandrade6098
@patriciaandrade6098 8 ай бұрын
The Ron smiles 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
@flotsamike
@flotsamike 8 ай бұрын
the most striking thing about Trump confusing Nikki Haley for Nancy Pelosi is he also confused the national guard call up for August 7th 2020, with what he did not do on January 6.
@flyrobin5255
@flyrobin5255 8 ай бұрын
It's 2am and I sitting here LMAO at the Ron DeSantis skit. Bravo boys, bravo! Ron, was a failed history teacher too !
@KimCarney
@KimCarney 8 ай бұрын
Best 13 minutes of my day
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 8 ай бұрын
Always!
@jomw5386
@jomw5386 8 ай бұрын
DeSantis should carry his campaign to term. No abortion. 😮
@rinzaghi2057
@rinzaghi2057 8 ай бұрын
Thats the law he made, aint it?
@kevinmcconnell3641
@kevinmcconnell3641 8 ай бұрын
You can tell that there is a person standing next to the camera that smiles to remind Deathsantis to smile.
@sindiswamoolman5505
@sindiswamoolman5505 8 ай бұрын
By throwing out that one person he reduced his crowd much further
@Mark_Brooks
@Mark_Brooks 8 ай бұрын
See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!
@namkid20
@namkid20 8 ай бұрын
How much were you paid to say that? It’s not Wildd it’s fake. Sorry you lost
@Mark_Brooks
@Mark_Brooks 8 ай бұрын
@@namkid20 "Wah! My orange king is getting picked on and is going to prison! Wahhh!"
@AncientActivist
@AncientActivist 8 ай бұрын
​@@Mark_Brooks The "Orange Jesus" 🍊
@terri6854
@terri6854 8 ай бұрын
@namkid20 You're good at unintentional irony, lol.
@rozz481
@rozz481 8 ай бұрын
@@namkid20you lost a long time ago. The good news is you could wake up and realize you are a puppet and step off the Trump crime train.
@asynchronicity
@asynchronicity 8 ай бұрын
So many nice attempts at a normal human smile. Great work, Ron!
@sannasaare7100
@sannasaare7100 8 ай бұрын
Before he declared his bid for the presidency, DeSantis changed the legislation in Florida so that he didn’t have to resign as governor in order to run. So in Florida we are still stuck with this insane idiot in charge for two more years. Florida used to be such a cool place to live. He’s made it pretty awful.
@BGM16
@BGM16 8 ай бұрын
"Insane idiot", perfect description of DeSanta.
@jwh475ezc
@jwh475ezc 8 ай бұрын
Maybe a meteor will land in The Villages and he will lose enough votes not to get re-elected.
@terriquinlan7683
@terriquinlan7683 8 ай бұрын
You have my sincere but worthless sympathy. I hope the voters will have had enough by the time they get another chance to put human beings in office.
@tuxcats8518
@tuxcats8518 8 ай бұрын
Isn't that something that should go b4 the voters? File a lawsuit.
@maryalbright9223
@maryalbright9223 8 ай бұрын
@@jwh475ezcHe can’t be reelected. He is term limited out after he completes his final two years. You lucky Florida people.
@Alejandro8Mario
@Alejandro8Mario 8 ай бұрын
Watch Ron's tongue whenever he smiles. It's like he's checking to make sure his dentures are in place. He reminds me of wonder woman checking to make sure her tiara and golden belt was in place after changing on the 70s tv show. 🤣😁
@diamond_rd
@diamond_rd 8 ай бұрын
The Desantis repo clip and smiling part killed me lmao
@jwanie366
@jwanie366 8 ай бұрын
The media is ultimately to blame for over-hyping Ron DeSantis the way they did, especially after his landslide re-election victory in 2022. DeSantis has always been tone deaf, he’s always had zero political savvy, and he’s always had a bizarre zero-charisma personality. But the political media knew he would be so polarizing as to be great for ratings so they continued to hype him for this Presidential race. In the end, they got what they wanted out of DeSantis despite him now being out of the race. Shame on them!
@Spearca
@Spearca 8 ай бұрын
The original media hype for DeSantis came from Republican-leaning outlets who promoted him as "Trump without the baggage" and "DeFuture." They thought DeSantis would be _less_ polarizing than Trump himself, and therefore more likely to win.
@maryalbright9223
@maryalbright9223 8 ай бұрын
They were wrong as usual.
@ProudPapaJD
@ProudPapaJD 8 ай бұрын
The party of personal responsibility but it’s never their fault, now it’s the media’s fault DeSantis is as charming as a stinkbug?
@felixbeaulieu852
@felixbeaulieu852 8 ай бұрын
@@ProudPapaJD right? What a bunch of clowns
@Mortal-Monk
@Mortal-Monk 8 ай бұрын
Wow really everything you said can also be said on who's currently in charge and you think he's politically savvy and charismatic too? That's very hypocritical of you to say. The current media also polarizes Biden too. So that's what it is a popularity contest for you?
@Macrd84
@Macrd84 8 ай бұрын
That was the best compilation of awkward desantis faces! I think he has jaw alignment issues or some social anxiety. And i have both😂
@ruby11
@ruby11 8 ай бұрын
He was born without the facial muscles (or non-working muscles)for smiling and fairly recently had corrective surgery. So he’s basically having to learn how to smile, also has to use his tongue to assist. Ever notice until nowadays he was never without more of a scowl?
@Apogee02UK
@Apogee02UK 8 ай бұрын
More likely he is, like Trump, an actual sociopath who can only simulate regular emotions.
@Opus313
@Opus313 8 ай бұрын
It's no wonder Ron wasn't popular... between the bad policy, creepy smile, pudding fingers and high heel boots... he never stood a chance!
@lealmelisa
@lealmelisa 8 ай бұрын
🤮🤮🤮🤮 Eating puding with his fingers was really disgusting
@namkid20
@namkid20 8 ай бұрын
How much were you paid to say that?
@Opus313
@Opus313 8 ай бұрын
​@@namkid20 Are you freaking kidding me?! I'm just a dude that comments as a hobby! Cheers!
@alphanerd7221
@alphanerd7221 8 ай бұрын
@@namkid20 People get paid to state obvious facts in your country?
@akinpaws
@akinpaws 8 ай бұрын
​@@alphanerd7221 Serious answer; probably yes. Public relations jobs, influencing public opinion. Deployed by businesses and nations. I remember the news reports of Russian social media campaigns, Internet Research Agency, Cozy Bear, Fancy Bear. It's one of the reasons you shouldn't reply to suspected trolls. They're likely to be paid per reply.
@thomaskline
@thomaskline 8 ай бұрын
The head bob and the tongue flick are what make the smile.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 8 ай бұрын
I love it when Guillermo does the intro! 💙💙💙
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