Trump Did NOTHING WRONG, Florida’s War on Dictionaries, Goodbye Belichick & Jimmy Guesses Who’s High

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Күн бұрын

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@colmastro4373
@colmastro4373 Жыл бұрын
"Australia is very tough on drugs". While I'm smoking away on my front deck, watching this video here in hillside, Melbourne 😂😂
@mcm3a812
@mcm3a812 Жыл бұрын
When anyone talks about Florida I always have to question “ what happened to America”?
@pro-choicemom
@pro-choicemom Жыл бұрын
Religion & idiocy.
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 Жыл бұрын
Florida - It's where people go to die
@PurpleSheRa
@PurpleSheRa Жыл бұрын
Ikr, I live n Fl. Trumpitis, Magamites & DeShartist is running a muck 🤦‍♀️
@larryc1616
@larryc1616 Жыл бұрын
It gives us national headlines "A Florida man...."
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 Жыл бұрын
ByeDone happened.
@kimclarke5018
@kimclarke5018 Жыл бұрын
They really are crazy in Florida
@lauraturner7048
@lauraturner7048 Жыл бұрын
I’m from Orlando,Fl. I can confirm.
@John-c8z1d
@John-c8z1d 10 ай бұрын
Zero Desire to Visit Florida. Between Trump's and DeSantis they have ruined the State. Pathetic
@jamesbaker4569
@jamesbaker4569 8 ай бұрын
Yes we are stay away
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 Жыл бұрын
"Where books are burned, people are also burned in the end. " - Heinrich Heine in his tragedy "Almansor", published in 1823
@williamcalvert4106
@williamcalvert4106 Жыл бұрын
I thought late night television was over when David Letterman stepped down. I was a huge fan just as Jimmy Kimmel was. Jimmy Kimmel has definitely carried on the tradition with great comedy entertainment and will become a legacy just as Letterman is. Brilliant!!
@kasperchristensen8416
@kasperchristensen8416 Жыл бұрын
Love you, Jimmy! Cheers from Denmark 🍻😊
@sandrab2884
@sandrab2884 Жыл бұрын
I freaking LOVE Jimmy Kimmel's mind! 🥰😂💚 I wish more people in the US valued logical, critical thinking skills.
@terryt.1643
@terryt.1643 Жыл бұрын
Nurse Janie was a crack up! Thank you for your service and laughter! 😂
@grumpycouch6403
@grumpycouch6403 Жыл бұрын
There's a version of the Diary of Anne Frank that is edited for younger audiences. We had it in our library in elementary school. There's really no sense in banning it at all.
@TheAluxx
@TheAluxx Жыл бұрын
...watching from Germany on daily basis. This show just never fails...
@Thehardtruth69
@Thehardtruth69 Жыл бұрын
Ok but what happened to the guy driving away from the cows???
@dat1573
@dat1573 Жыл бұрын
He's still driving backwards 😂
@DashingPartyCrasher
@DashingPartyCrasher Жыл бұрын
He's now in the next state over...
@gijgij4541
@gijgij4541 Жыл бұрын
As a kid the first thing you do with a new dictionary is look to see which "naughty" words are in it, it is one of the joys of young life... You already know the words, you just want to see how they are defined and whether that gives any further room for amusement.
@maggielarocque4369
@maggielarocque4369 Жыл бұрын
Never did that in my 70 years on earth.
@friendofdorothy9376
@friendofdorothy9376 Жыл бұрын
I did in junior high...and I’m 60. I looked up “fart” and it said “a small explosion between the legs”. Peals of laughter from that one.
@gijgij4541
@gijgij4541 Жыл бұрын
So did I here in the UK (now 62), but then I looked at the definition of explosion to find it was 'a sudden eruption of fire': it was a good few years later, after I had discovered very hot curries, before that became an actuality.@@friendofdorothy9376
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 Жыл бұрын
Naughty and kids are two of jimmys favorite words.
@dennisnickoloff1723
@dennisnickoloff1723 Жыл бұрын
​@@friendofdorothy9376I remember seeing that definition. It was hysterical then and it still is 😂😂😂
@adb888
@adb888 Жыл бұрын
I suspected Kathy right from the get-go, but found it funny that there was a cop there in the background at the end.
@maggielarocque4369
@maggielarocque4369 Жыл бұрын
You do know it is legal in California to smoke pot, right?
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula Жыл бұрын
Bt dubs. That cow clip at the beginning is now the motto of the modern day Republican Party.
@cheleshows
@cheleshows Жыл бұрын
Good for Kathy
@Betavey
@Betavey Жыл бұрын
That nurse that tells high people “ya you’re probably gonna die” oh good. Had me reeling
@Vohlfied
@Vohlfied Жыл бұрын
"That the thing, everyone thinks they're gonna die but no one ever does."
@DedlyKys
@DedlyKys Жыл бұрын
Who's High is such a fun game!!! I want more!
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 Жыл бұрын
What kind of games did Jimmy play on the lsIand?
@Sweettooth25
@Sweettooth25 Жыл бұрын
Yes its hilarious 😂 😂. More please!
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 Жыл бұрын
@@Sweettooth25 That's what Jimmy said.
@Sweettooth25
@Sweettooth25 Жыл бұрын
@@redpillaware5101love Jimmy’s show!
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 Жыл бұрын
@@Sweettooth25 Not as much as he likes kids.
@oliviajones1407
@oliviajones1407 Жыл бұрын
All this book banning is ludicrous! Is this the people we want to lead OUR AMERICA????
@headishome8452
@headishome8452 Жыл бұрын
GOP wants this Country to be ignorant, pregnant, dropout students.
@peterschancel7223
@peterschancel7223 Жыл бұрын
Lead people into The Handmaids Tale
@KodakYarr
@KodakYarr Жыл бұрын
I believe you meant to say Ludacris
@patricklawrence9784
@patricklawrence9784 Жыл бұрын
@@KodakYarrWhat? 😂😅😂
@xRadicalLeftx
@xRadicalLeftx Жыл бұрын
@@KodakYarrpretty sure they are not talking about the rapper
@Monika-mh2je
@Monika-mh2je Жыл бұрын
" law and personality disorder " perfectly describes the cult leader.😂😂😂
@thaisstone5192
@thaisstone5192 Жыл бұрын
REALLY enjoyed Mr. Kimmel; several times I laughed out loud and nearly choked on my tea!!!
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how many Jimmy made choke.
@moonlightpixie9976
@moonlightpixie9976 Жыл бұрын
OK if the book banners are going to ban the dictionary then they need to just ban learning to read and be done with it 🤦‍♀️
@lhoward9593
@lhoward9593 Жыл бұрын
Finally, a solution! 😂
@debrarekart4778
@debrarekart4778 Жыл бұрын
So 1984.
@mattw7949
@mattw7949 Жыл бұрын
They read Handmaid's Tale as a How-To story.
@IDONTLIKEMONDAYS-w2h
@IDONTLIKEMONDAYS-w2h Жыл бұрын
Schools have basically stopped teaching children anything especially in my state Nevada.
@spades1288
@spades1288 Жыл бұрын
That's exactly what they want to do. They want to dismantle public education.
@CatherineSTodd
@CatherineSTodd Жыл бұрын
Kathy is hilarious! This was a great little segment and so funny. LOL!
@Stilltheking24
@Stilltheking24 Жыл бұрын
She was obviously high
@annavizard970
@annavizard970 Жыл бұрын
Florida has lost its mind and its soul.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 Жыл бұрын
Never had one.🙄
@nathenjacobmorales1888
@nathenjacobmorales1888 Жыл бұрын
I disagree
@haymaker710
@haymaker710 Жыл бұрын
Florida even banned Bill O'Reilly's books too.
@ninajager.-.-
@ninajager.-.- Жыл бұрын
🤔 that is awkward…..Florida is one of the States with the highest population (person on squarefeet) in the US . I always thought that the sun has a good influence on the human body and soul…..but perhaps some people get too much of it….it depends it seems 🤷🏻‍♀️.
@morgantylerv9406
@morgantylerv9406 Жыл бұрын
I'll NEVER step one foot in Florida. What other governor does things like DeSantis??NONE. Telling corporations what they can & cannot do & taking black history out of books. He should relocate to Russia or North Korea. There's no dictators in the United States.
@ronkirk5099
@ronkirk5099 Жыл бұрын
I only spend 3 months a year in FL and I'm embarrassed by even that little bit of contact with this dystopian koo koo land.
@AlanOtis-er7vt
@AlanOtis-er7vt Жыл бұрын
When I was a kid my parents had a library full of encyclopedias ,since we always lived rurally that was my only form of escape .
@Boogeyman1435
@Boogeyman1435 Жыл бұрын
omg...did the 'Blacks for trump' guy meet some horrible demise? I don't see him in the background in the rally clips
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Жыл бұрын
Trump couldn’t afford to pay his expenses anymore.
@lhoward9593
@lhoward9593 Жыл бұрын
I saw a "Blacks for Trump" sign at a recent rally. Not sure it's the same guy, though. Maybe they forgot to pay him! 😂
@Boogeyman1435
@Boogeyman1435 Жыл бұрын
They must have not paid him. That's got to be it. He's been at every rally since time began @@lhoward9593
@robertcarrasco2504
@robertcarrasco2504 Жыл бұрын
45 has no business talking about weight Donald Von shizenpants making speechless rants
@ernestcruz6316
@ernestcruz6316 Жыл бұрын
Do you mean Haystacks Buffoon?
@Mozart1220
@Mozart1220 Жыл бұрын
But...he only weighs 215 lbs!!! LOL
@ricardosanchez4112
@ricardosanchez4112 Жыл бұрын
You mean the Lard Father. 🤔🍊🥭🤡
@maggielarocque4369
@maggielarocque4369 Жыл бұрын
NO ONE has any business talking about weight.
@justhearmeout3959
@justhearmeout3959 Жыл бұрын
I read this in Eminem
@rikkiechambers4959
@rikkiechambers4959 Жыл бұрын
Great contestants for who’s high tonight ! 😂
@RoeRoe123
@RoeRoe123 Жыл бұрын
Banning a dictionary? 😮 Do they not have internet, cable tv or cell phones?? If yes then they're idiots.
@monaestrada6256
@monaestrada6256 3 ай бұрын
I'm sure this will be the next step with the heritage foundation Christian nationalists! They're totally nuts!
@Joey-ct8bm
@Joey-ct8bm Жыл бұрын
I live in the Netherlands. If Trump would visit he would be the fattest person around.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
Puh lease, have you looked at your royal family?
@pynn1000
@pynn1000 Жыл бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Netherlands Royal Family family obese like Trump? Where did you get that information?
@thomasw.5344
@thomasw.5344 Жыл бұрын
There's so much wrong with him, nobody has to resort to fatshaming or America bashing
@Jack-ms3so
@Jack-ms3so Жыл бұрын
I’ve been to the northlands, not true.
@charlenescott9768
@charlenescott9768 9 ай бұрын
potat met pinda sauce (spelling)!
@Iluthra
@Iluthra Жыл бұрын
Pity Disney can't just pack up and leave FL.
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 Жыл бұрын
They could go to the lsIand.
@loriallenbaugh35
@loriallenbaugh35 Жыл бұрын
I had to cry laughing at opening video. I moved to a small rural town in Colorado 40 years ago and faced the same problem with “sheep jams” on the local roads and highways. It took a while before I learned how to wade through them. (Never tried the “reverse mode”) It’s more of an automatic car buffing thing. To this day I’d rather spend two hours in a sheep jam than 30 minutes in car traffic.
@kanditraxel
@kanditraxel Жыл бұрын
When I was in my 20s, I had a little bitty car and one night after leaving work, I came around a corner and had to hit the brakes HARD to keep from hitting several cows in the road. All I could think was, "How embarrassing to die hitting a COW!" 😅 I tend to make jokes when under stress, and that was literally the first thing to hit my brain. That video was triggering! 😂
@virginiabalch6274
@virginiabalch6274 Жыл бұрын
This actually happened near where I live in Wisconsin. Then was a Doordash driver. I have had it happen to me twice in rural areas and I gave everyone a good laugh when I had to get out of my car trying to get them off the road.
@maggielarocque4369
@maggielarocque4369 Жыл бұрын
I was strolling down a lane in rural Mexico and found myself in a sheep jam. They were all around me. I pulled out my camera and my battery died. I got it changed in time to get a shot of the back end of some sheep.
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how many kids Jimmy made cry.
@lina9535
@lina9535 Жыл бұрын
Is it strange that I have a sheep/cow/duck block on my bucket list?
@DeadPixel17
@DeadPixel17 Жыл бұрын
Lou Wilson always warrants a thumbs up 👍
@mmedefarge
@mmedefarge Жыл бұрын
"Law and personality disorder", how true, how true.
@HygienistDentist
@HygienistDentist Жыл бұрын
Guillermo brings a smile to everyone
@JohnDoe-vy5hh
@JohnDoe-vy5hh Жыл бұрын
Super sweet guy. And funny!
@MadDragon75
@MadDragon75 Жыл бұрын
Guillermo is a gem.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 Жыл бұрын
Yes!😊
@Lp78Ch
@Lp78Ch Жыл бұрын
Not really. He appeals to the lowest common denominator.
@tlnu1225
@tlnu1225 Жыл бұрын
Forget Jimmy, I love Guillermo! ❤
@ag4allgood
@ag4allgood Жыл бұрын
Ban the dictionary ? Only in Florida where Desantis fights Mickey Mouse !
@roxana.e2627
@roxana.e2627 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ginajones2328
@ginajones2328 Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@AwesomeFish12
@AwesomeFish12 Жыл бұрын
Gotta stop Mickey from transing the kids.
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL Жыл бұрын
​@@AwesomeFish12In Florida there are 545,000 LGBTQ+ kids living in that state and the amount of treatment they get down there is absolutely disgusting. They deserve better. It sucks that parents who live in Florida can't help their children Because moving is expensive and it's hard. The only way for Florida to get better is they have to have a Democratic governor.
@ag4allgood
@ag4allgood Жыл бұрын
@@DustyJones1997BGCL Or a Govenor who treats everyone with respect - as we ourselves would want to be treated !
@davewitter6565
@davewitter6565 Жыл бұрын
The judge should have said under one condition. DJT sits on the water dunk tank and if he goes off topic is gets dunked.
@slowlyrusting4044
@slowlyrusting4044 Жыл бұрын
Maybe have him sit *underwater* for the duration of the trial.
@Hbirdo
@Hbirdo Жыл бұрын
Monty Python witch vs duck test
@LethalSaliva
@LethalSaliva Жыл бұрын
His diaper's gonna absorb all the water😆
@ChrisM-zm4li
@ChrisM-zm4li Жыл бұрын
It's shocking that Trump is so immature and petty, and far more shocking that 70 million adults in America think he's any sort of leader.
@PytorAlexievich
@PytorAlexievich Жыл бұрын
He didn’t “fight for the kids” he fought for a world of continued ignorance.
@steelcom5976
@steelcom5976 11 ай бұрын
Precise and Concise
@DennisWhiteroad
@DennisWhiteroad 9 ай бұрын
Andre rieu
@CaptainCologne
@CaptainCologne Жыл бұрын
Remember when being an adult meant taking responsibility?
@Joe_Narbaiz
@Joe_Narbaiz Жыл бұрын
Pepperidge Farms remembers. 😮
@iansampson2477
@iansampson2477 Жыл бұрын
Still does.
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 Жыл бұрын
Some folks replaced that with "fake it until you make it"
@alexacarrillo4339
@alexacarrillo4339 Жыл бұрын
I only have experience with boomers as the people older than me and therefore the adults all my life and don’t remember any of them ever taking responsibility for anything. I am not saying all boomers or doing that generation bashing but I do wonder if the being an adult meant taking responsibility was a myth older generations pushed on younger ones.
@iansampson2477
@iansampson2477 Жыл бұрын
@@alexacarrillo4339 Short answer no.
@MariaBareiss
@MariaBareiss Жыл бұрын
I knew who was high before they even started talking! They had that far-away gaze that I also get! 😂
@TheTruthAbout-kw8vq
@TheTruthAbout-kw8vq Жыл бұрын
Trump for Prison 2024 and MORE
@101shadeira
@101shadeira Жыл бұрын
I don’t get how he gets to run for president with all that’s happening with him. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤬
@i216i
@i216i Жыл бұрын
Maybe he can room with Hunter?
@DickNonya
@DickNonya Жыл бұрын
​@@i216i Well republicans missed their chance to ask hunter any questions when he showed up to congress hehe seems they didn't actually have anything to say even though they were throwing a fit over him refusing a closed door meeting
@randy7003
@randy7003 Жыл бұрын
Gallows !
@i216i
@i216i Жыл бұрын
@@DickNonya - I'm not sure what rock you live under, but it's pretty illegal to refuse to respond to a Federal subpoena and then just walk out of a Federal inquiry.
@Marykraus
@Marykraus Жыл бұрын
Kimmel is brilliant and funny!!
@CaliforniaBushman
@CaliforniaBushman Жыл бұрын
For Who's High, like Jimmy, I have a lot of experience. And I was totally fooled 😮!!
@Carolina-4JC
@Carolina-4JC Жыл бұрын
I loved the stoned, traveling retiree! Live your life, sis!
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 Жыл бұрын
Like travelling to the lsIand?
@kalynn36
@kalynn36 Жыл бұрын
Wow. Such a powerful personal story. Addiction has visited my family. I am so appreciative of your honesty and candor. Thank you.
@perber123
@perber123 Жыл бұрын
"Law and Personality Disorder!"🤣🤣🤣
@whatabout..
@whatabout.. Жыл бұрын
I so thought you were going to say aaron rodgers when naming a running mate...lol😂
@MotoMotoMwah
@MotoMotoMwah Жыл бұрын
I'm a public school teacher in New Mexico....a lot of transfer students come through my school (large military population). Students came from all over with varying degrees of education. Some were above grade level, some were below grade level, some spot on. As a whole, ANY student that came from Florida consistently arrived at a minimum one or two years below grade level.
@jenny-pm8tl
@jenny-pm8tl Жыл бұрын
Damn, Florida is hard at work dumbing down every kid, that’s going to be super helpful in the future. And, DeSantis has not even come close to taking out Disney, they are going all in on on his a$$.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 Жыл бұрын
Yep, pretty much.😮
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL Жыл бұрын
The next governor election in Florida is in 2026 I encourage Floridian to vote for Democratic governor because honestly if you want your state to get get smarter and better vote for a Democratic governor simple 💙💙💙💙💙💙
@a7734999
@a7734999 Жыл бұрын
Disney should just pack up the whole theme park and move it to a different state. Not shut it down, just literally take their ball and go find a new home.
@TheresaLyonhart
@TheresaLyonhart Жыл бұрын
@@a7734999New York would welcome it!
@flyrobin5255
@flyrobin5255 Жыл бұрын
@@a7734999 They own too much land, it would be better for them to get a good candidate and run against DeSantis. Mickey Mouse would be prefect!
@michellewalters4484
@michellewalters4484 Жыл бұрын
They can't be serious. Parents??? Where are the parents???
@JP-pp2tn
@JP-pp2tn Жыл бұрын
those two republicans only attacked each other, didn't discuss what they were going to do for the country
@garse70
@garse70 Жыл бұрын
None of the GOP talk about policy. They don’t have a plan. They are too busy trying to take rights away from the Americans.
@kellytrimble7019
@kellytrimble7019 Жыл бұрын
They don’t have any plans for governing! They DONT CARE ABOUT US!!!
@guerreroseventyfour1819
@guerreroseventyfour1819 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the audience just clapped and cheered (probably, I don’t know, I didn’t watch the debate)
@MajICReiki
@MajICReiki Жыл бұрын
There was Zero debating there was no debating at the RNC debate.
@TreasureDeal
@TreasureDeal Жыл бұрын
They have absolutely nothing to offer the people.
@ec9121
@ec9121 Жыл бұрын
I love that the subtitles spell out Ronda Santus! 😂😂😂
@catherinedunne1799
@catherinedunne1799 Жыл бұрын
lol omg. Law and personality disorder. Omggggg. What an understated joke.
@leysin456
@leysin456 Жыл бұрын
6:45 Thank you thank you thank you for the Belichick montage. I was looking all over for one of those. Gold!!!
@steelcom5976
@steelcom5976 Жыл бұрын
At the same time that dictionaries are toxic in Florida, European children learn 2 or 3 languages by the time they're 10.
@8ofwands300
@8ofwands300 Жыл бұрын
Well if Rhode Island spoke a different language than Connecticut, we'd likely be multi- lingual too. 😉😉
@einienj3281
@einienj3281 Жыл бұрын
Very true. I'm trying to learn my fourth. Learning languages as a kid was way easier, now, not so much. English is my 3rd.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
​@@8ofwands300no, that would require the USA to take an interest in anyone other than itself 🙄
@8ofwands300
@8ofwands300 Жыл бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Huh? My point is that Europe is geographically smaller than the continental USA. Countries the size of some of our states that speak different languages are adjacent to each other. Therefore, there is more opportunity, incentive and practicality in learning multiple languages. 😐😐.
@steelcom5976
@steelcom5976 Жыл бұрын
@@8ofwands300 How would you explain England's lack of interest in other languages?
@arod700
@arod700 Жыл бұрын
Guillermo is always great!
@seosamh.forbes
@seosamh.forbes Жыл бұрын
I knew it was Kathy the second I saw them all. They straight up profiled my man 😂
@ge2623
@ge2623 Жыл бұрын
Must have been tough for Florida to share the one dictionary in the state.
@wendyarnold6921
@wendyarnold6921 Жыл бұрын
Next Florida will ban the internet.
@RGNSS-hn8ew
@RGNSS-hn8ew Жыл бұрын
Trump for Penitentiary 2024!! ⛓️😫⛓️
@sandraandrews9907
@sandraandrews9907 Жыл бұрын
❤❤ that!!
@justinhuston6855
@justinhuston6855 Жыл бұрын
He's got my vote
@i216i
@i216i Жыл бұрын
Maybe he can share a cell with Hunter?
@a.larson2777
@a.larson2777 Жыл бұрын
​​@@i216iWhy, red hat? Because Fox Entertainment told you so.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 Жыл бұрын
Straight to the CLINK with the 🤡 of the century.
@LollieVox
@LollieVox Жыл бұрын
“Law & Personality Disorder” bahahahahahahaha 😅
@tylerphilco
@tylerphilco Жыл бұрын
I moved away from escambia Florida 7 years ago. Looks like I saved my kids.
@adventurefitnessescape700
@adventurefitnessescape700 4 ай бұрын
Have several dictionaries. Likely collector's material in Florida now
@DarylPell
@DarylPell Жыл бұрын
Bless you.
@NaT-wl8ru
@NaT-wl8ru Жыл бұрын
“Law and personality disorder” got me roffle mayo.
@carolynturk-hu7je
@carolynturk-hu7je Жыл бұрын
Now DeSantis has said more than a mouthful, enough for Disney to file a defamation lawsuit against him!
@RippieFarmer
@RippieFarmer Жыл бұрын
Was coming here to say basically the same thing. Disney is not done fighting DeSantis, and that debate adds more fuel to their fire.
@mollydtt
@mollydtt Жыл бұрын
Disney has the best lawyers, and brains. DeSantis has no idea.
@dkomino1
@dkomino1 Жыл бұрын
Disney is trash and has been trash since the pandemic. As a dem here who in their right mind thinks Disney is helping this society progress when half the people can’t agree on what a woman is? And the people who want Biden in office are you ok in the head? Did u not witness this last horrific term we’ve had? Government doesn’t care about ur wellbeing. People need to wake up and I don’t mean “woke”
@steelchil
@steelchil Жыл бұрын
Don'tVotefortheJoke 🤡;(Biden)😂
@RippieFarmer
@RippieFarmer Жыл бұрын
@steelchil bot for the self proclaimed dictator instead 🤡
@colmastro4373
@colmastro4373 Жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, the party of "family values" and jeebus 😂
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF Жыл бұрын
What the evangelicals say and what they do, rarely in sync.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 Жыл бұрын
How that Judge didn't finally just snap and tell Trump 30 days in Rikers until he can act like an adult in a courtroom again, I'll never understand
@GaiusMarcus
@GaiusMarcus Жыл бұрын
Engoron is trying to eliminate a basis for appeal.
@michaelhernandez3041
@michaelhernandez3041 Жыл бұрын
...oder in the court...oder in the court.
@Kazrabet
@Kazrabet Жыл бұрын
Spanky has loads of money, that always makes a difference. They love to tell us that it's not a two tiered system yet all you have to do is look at how he's been treated. Anyone with less money would have been in jail fast.
@Trump.is.a.nazzii
@Trump.is.a.nazzii Жыл бұрын
We're all thinking the same thing! Every time he does something "How TF is he being this unamerican?!"
@tiamattbuckallew9633
@tiamattbuckallew9633 Жыл бұрын
We wish, and I hope the same gaurds that Gaurded Epstien during his stay in jail. Peace from MT and Tami
@wwjj64
@wwjj64 Жыл бұрын
It’s not just Florida. It’s a GOP thing.
@sandraullmann5711
@sandraullmann5711 Жыл бұрын
I. Have never seen anything out of Disney that was inappropriate.
@brandyseverin4077
@brandyseverin4077 Жыл бұрын
Narcissistic, power hungry wackos are like, never at fault for their actions 🙄 /sarcasm
@Expired.Lettuce
@Expired.Lettuce Жыл бұрын
That's the billionaire elite attitude
@headishome8452
@headishome8452 Жыл бұрын
That's the GOP way!!
@kennyroman9589
@kennyroman9589 Жыл бұрын
"OH GOD?" There goes the neighborhood!! MTG to take over speaker Johnsons position? This woman who needs psychotropic medications, at the Helm? The United States will really be in big trouble! Hello?
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 Жыл бұрын
Lots of wackos on that lsIand, huh?
@RabbitsInBlack
@RabbitsInBlack Жыл бұрын
Did Florida also ban the bible because that book is just violent.
@markelliott8231
@markelliott8231 Жыл бұрын
Not yet…it was Utah 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
@hemlockVape
@hemlockVape Жыл бұрын
...and contains sexual and violent references
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 Жыл бұрын
@@hemlockVapeyeah but the “right kind”.
@or2ak
@or2ak Жыл бұрын
💯
@hemlockVape
@hemlockVape Жыл бұрын
@@intomnia3313 🤣💯
@CoreyAWalton
@CoreyAWalton Жыл бұрын
Vote for Biden America! Pweeeze😢💙
@101shadeira
@101shadeira Жыл бұрын
Even if he old as hell 😂 we need younger people
@ChazinFl1
@ChazinFl1 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@Arronic
@Arronic Жыл бұрын
No thx I vote for neither Both are wrong
@kenyonprunty
@kenyonprunty Жыл бұрын
He’s still on vacation 😂
@Random-sk6hm
@Random-sk6hm 10 ай бұрын
Please vote Biden
@haineko1989
@haineko1989 Жыл бұрын
The dictionary? 😂 Oh man, Murica is really Muricking hard now 🙈 If your school subjects get reduced to cross-stitching, circle dance, psalm singing and baking bread I will be disturbed but not surprised 😅
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 Жыл бұрын
Love Jimmy Kimmel! The writers are Brilliant and Jimmy’s delivery is superb! 🤣👏👏👏
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 Жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗 😊❤👍
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 Жыл бұрын
Was it as terrific as the lsIand? We should ask Jimmy
@Booyaahh5050
@Booyaahh5050 Жыл бұрын
This from a guy who craps his pants all day long and has a thing for his own daughter.
@mungodegrijalva822
@mungodegrijalva822 Жыл бұрын
Can a candidate still serve if they have a diaper full of crap?
@Booyaahh5050
@Booyaahh5050 Жыл бұрын
@@mungodegrijalva822 who has a thing for his own daughter and young girls too? That's epsteins boy
@nathenjacobmorales1888
@nathenjacobmorales1888 Жыл бұрын
Yeah Bidens not right in the head
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget that he publically ogled a 10 year-old girl and boasted that he would dating her in 10 years...
@ln8116
@ln8116 Жыл бұрын
She loves it!!!
@CubicIronPyrite
@CubicIronPyrite Жыл бұрын
I could watch the ball-gag video of Trump on loop for hours.
@GeodesicCloud
@GeodesicCloud Жыл бұрын
Wait, is it real????
@CubicIronPyrite
@CubicIronPyrite Жыл бұрын
@@GeodesicCloud Unfortunately no.
@GeodesicCloud
@GeodesicCloud Жыл бұрын
Ah, damn. I'm impressed with how real it looked.
@CubicIronPyrite
@CubicIronPyrite Жыл бұрын
@@GeodesicCloud One can only dream.
@winstonsmith6607
@winstonsmith6607 Жыл бұрын
Trump should sue Jimmy for slander
@TheGraphicTech
@TheGraphicTech Жыл бұрын
So funny! Thx Jimmy 😊
@ivo4357
@ivo4357 Жыл бұрын
"oh what a feeling, when you're transing on a ceiling" 😂😂 Shame this line was buried under applause.
@Athandatu
@Athandatu Жыл бұрын
Florida, especially escambia. Not surprised
@Karen79954
@Karen79954 Жыл бұрын
We love you, Jimmy!!!!
@canadiangirl5119
@canadiangirl5119 Жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your show!! It puts it out there!!
@Gecko17k
@Gecko17k Жыл бұрын
Tannibal Lector gag, you got me there. 😂😂 🤣🤣
@ReneeJoan
@ReneeJoan Жыл бұрын
Let me see -- that sounds like it could be the lyric for a great song -- "I fought the law and the law won."
@littlejaye1
@littlejaye1 Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking who Desantis looks like? You all remember the guy on mad magazines. That’s who Desantis looks like.
@ucheogwude2516
@ucheogwude2516 Жыл бұрын
Lol. Like a glum Alfred E. Neuman.
@ln8116
@ln8116 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@bethlewis582
@bethlewis582 Жыл бұрын
Spot on!
@seanfox4174
@seanfox4174 Жыл бұрын
Janie crushed it, she was the best part of the show.
@darrylbrown8253
@darrylbrown8253 Жыл бұрын
i honestly thought she was the high one.
@tiffanyshanley1419
@tiffanyshanley1419 Жыл бұрын
I want her to be a regular on the show she's hilarious
@crIms0ngen
@crIms0ngen Жыл бұрын
@@darrylbrown8253 Taj Felt too obvious, Janie felt like she was playing a role but I knew as a Nurse in hospitals that she really can't, and I was betting on the old lady from the get go, esp since she was retired. Nothing to lose there. Janie's behaviour really had me worried but it was nice to know that she was really playing it up just to play us, in the end.
@poindexterjones206
@poindexterjones206 Жыл бұрын
I love that she took her grandsons to see the movie "Thanksgiving". I'm a big horror nerd. :)
@darrylbrown8253
@darrylbrown8253 Жыл бұрын
@@crIms0ngen Not really because he answered Jimmy's questions clearly and coherently.
@JustMeeee369
@JustMeeee369 Жыл бұрын
@ 3:46 - "He was master-debating." 🤣
@amaurypimentel3167
@amaurypimentel3167 Жыл бұрын
Excellent Show Jimmy
@cherylannebarillartist7453
@cherylannebarillartist7453 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE Janie! Her personality is delightful, she could easily be a guest on the show!!! ❤
@bassandbeer
@bassandbeer Жыл бұрын
Finally Guillermo emulated Joe Swanson in making Belichick SMILE.
@lynnh775
@lynnh775 Жыл бұрын
When Jimmy said Guillermo was the only one to make Belichick smile, I thought, "Then you've never watched Family Guy." lol
@daniellewarren3534
@daniellewarren3534 Жыл бұрын
Throwback to when I was allowed to pick my own spelling words out of the dictionary at age 7. I picked bowels because I thought it sounded cool without really understanding what it meant (the definition used more medical terms than my second grade brain could handle) and nobody batted an eye. Thanks dictionary!
@redpillaware5101
@redpillaware5101 Жыл бұрын
Age 7 is right up jimmy's isle, huh?
@janineclarkson3991
@janineclarkson3991 Жыл бұрын
@@redpillaware5101 reality does not match your assessment he has 4 kids Katherine, Kevin, from previous marriage Jane and William from current marriage this is just from Wikipedia hardly deep diving research aye? Your thoughts on the solar terrestrial relations observatory would be more interesting.
@craigiefconcert6493
@craigiefconcert6493 Жыл бұрын
This football coach dude reminds me of Tim Connors 😂😂😂
@muddywaters8461
@muddywaters8461 Жыл бұрын
Man Jimmy you are one of the top five comedians in the world. Richard Pryor, Dave Chapelle, Cat Williams, Jimmy Kimmel, Paul Mooney 😂😂😂😂😂 Love ❤️ you man.
@dianebunce6600
@dianebunce6600 Жыл бұрын
I cannot believe that any American would want Trump as a President. Just watching him, I get embarrassed.
@josiahwins
@josiahwins Жыл бұрын
If we do not have this comedy nightly the state of most Americans will go to bed with dread. However we do have comedy in which we understand the state of the nation. Vote Blue & thanks Jimmy.
@Paz.o.plomo.4024
@Paz.o.plomo.4024 Жыл бұрын
Red, or else we won’t have a nation.
@TheAbandonedAccount7
@TheAbandonedAccount7 Жыл бұрын
this isnt comedy
@Just-Codes
@Just-Codes Жыл бұрын
Nobody watches this garbage on TV bro, y'all must be on cable from 1997
@nathenjacobmorales1888
@nathenjacobmorales1888 Жыл бұрын
Poor thing 😂
@robertgandler3177
@robertgandler3177 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Jimmy snd your crew! Very funny and insightful as always!
@Seeker887
@Seeker887 Жыл бұрын
If I think I’m going to have a bad day, I start it off with Kimmel, an a smile 👍
@rosemarienarcisse4756
@rosemarienarcisse4756 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel. I love your great show👍🏽👏🏽❤️👏🏽
@clairepeters6189
@clairepeters6189 Жыл бұрын
Protecting kids from education 😂
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