Trump Emerges for Crazy Self-Love Fest at CPAC

[@graysontheginger]

Jimmy Kimmel helped me laugh so much this past year since the pandemic broke and I couldn't thank him enough!

[@warpedjaffas1]

To Kimmel or not to Kimmel, isn't a question. Its a duty.

[@nm9412]

I just find Kimmel naturally funny.

[@DonnaSnyder]

Yes, thank you so much.

[@N.A525]

Couldn’t agree more. I actually watch him more now than before

[@acethayersr1586]

Kimmy’s obsession with Trump is hilarious 🤣

[@njam101]

As a Canadian I've heard "Canadian Dream" but it's more about freedoms and health than simply wealth.

[@hatchz6]

I know, right eh?

[@jameshansen7958]

our dream in Canada is that the US wakes from its NIGHTMARE of republican ranting idiots, comes back to the living and out of your fantasy,.Your not #1 anymore in anything but arms sales, and hate mongering.

[@maryelizabeth6797]

Here to say that Canadians also have dreams however they are not the nightmares that the GOP think are normal. Thank God.

[@Ella-gb7no]

thank you! money isnt everthing

[@Ella-gb7no]

@@jameshansen7958 most of us know wer're not #1 lol

[@markklein437]

The girl singing the national anthem in 5 different keys really shouldn’t.

[@dionelmejia8093]

Yeah I dont even sing but i play an instrument and i was like that's not how u sing it

[@professorpancakes6545]

That would have confused even Schoenberg.

[@hazelanderson1479]

@@professorpancakes6545 Sounded like it was arranged by him. Or Stockhausen.

[@patriciaevins6267]

hahahaha....it was hard to listen to, but funny. One of her "friends" should tell her she sucks, lol. If I sound like that when I'm singing, I sure would hope my buds told me.....really funny comment @Mark Klein

[@kaduisaui4596]

She's deaf

[@maalmi]

She wasn't off key. There is no key that she was in. She just can't sing.

[@angelofiligenzi4622]

Actually she went through about 5 different keys. I can say that because I am a musician.

[@ajheartsong]

U know it’s bad when I know I can do better 🤣

[@TravisTerrell]

@@angelofiligenzi4622 ...because non-musicians cannot possibly have any basic knowledge of music.

[@3th4nP31ff3r]

@@TravisTerrell that’s not what he meant.

[@peterpiper7441]

She missed the actual melody by about 100 miles.

[@MsAbyss123]

That's got to be some politician's daughter. Surely they wouldn't have paid someone for that?

[@mikehorton6195]

They held a contest and she was their best.

[@theresamcdonald4730]

And remember trump and republicans don't pay for anything!!!!!!

[@maryelizabeth6797]

Politician’s daughter AND they paid her. We all know that both those facts are true, sadly. Please, someone leak how much she got paid.

[@pdoylemi]

I hear she is a great singer but she ran into Ted Cruz face to face just before she went on - that would rattle anyone off their game :-)

[@richmarvis2239]

Hello Rosie

[@davidbrienlantry8760]

"He's never going to love you Eric!" These jokes never get old. Never!

[@marshamariner7897]

And u never know when Jimmy ❤️ 🌹 is ad-libbing or doing script. He just that DAMM GOOD!!;

[@frankie1012]

My God Trump loves to hear himself talk. Repeating all his greatest hits while the seals clap and cheer. These cultists need serious deprogramming.

[@awilson816aw]

I'm afraid some of them are too far gone.. not even the most intensive psycho-therapy would have any effect.

[@jobennett1604]

Ark! Ark!

[@warpedjaffas1]

Salient point. Climate change has seal populations in decline. 🤣

[@krishelfferich3487]

Yes...soon Trump will tell them to eat babies. 😣

[@MARY-px3vw]

It's not our God Frankie- it"s Satan.

[@kit2130]

That singer was a great representation of the self delusion she shares with ol Don.

[@jeremyleerenner5603]

Yeah you are right dear, hello how are you.?

[@kit2130]

@@jeremyleerenner5603 lol you say that to everyone. 12 different people.

[@jeremyleerenner5603]

@@kit2130 yes dear only people that gives a good comment, okay? So how are you and where are you from.?

[@cristallikethechampagne8243]

The way that woman disrespected the national anthem was out of this world 😳😳😳😳

[@triarb5790]

It is a pretty awful tune though, isn't it? There's very few anthems that are actually pleasant to listen to. Now before Americans call for my hanging, in Australia, where I'm from, our anthem is fair game to be dissed ( and we do, frequently).They are just little ditties, not sacred scrolls from The Gods

[@ThaddMitchell2112]

She made Roseanne's version seem outstanding.

[@gazpachopolice7211]

@@triarb5790 you Aussies are something! That clip where your PM is told to get off the lawn. Priceless!

[@judyvargas1309]

That's what happens when you don't hire a professional...

[@judyvargas1309]

That's what happens when you don't hire a professional.

[@seanbohan9491]

Forget kneeling during the anthem, cover your ears and run for your life!

[@donnafletcher5589]

Exactly! Wow. Flat... sharp... completely off key. Lol

[@natassiarodriguez7420]

@@donnafletcher5589 she went through like 10 different keys it’s crazy.

[@Erasureeraser]

The one who sang the anthem was so annoying i had to turn the volume down

[@donnafletcher5589]

@@natassiarodriguez7420 It was actually embarrassing. I felt embarrassed FOR her. Uncomfortable to watch and hear.

[@sealand000]

@@natassiarodriguez7420 And everything in between

[@jarrysciligo5395]

Don't you just love it when someone who's tone deaf tries to make up for their lack of being in the right key by adding volume. XD

[@isauravilla780]

I thought she would pass out😂

[@barney5583]

Unfortunately she did not.

[@jasonkesser]

Fack that was bad....

[@sladewilson8224]

That woman who “tried” to sing the anthem should never sing again

[@emiynu]

It's not like they couldn't have found a black female Republican who could sing, rather they didn't want to piss off the proud boys. And, you know their stance against affirmative action.

[@sladewilson8224]

@@emiynu 😂😂 so true

[@asdfjkl7430]

She was looking around waiting for the resounding round of applause at "free" which audiences usually give, but she never got it. hahaha

[@sladewilson8224]

@@asdfjkl7430 how far the Republican Party has fallen 😂😂

[@RobinaB530]

For real!!

[@anthonydambrosio8531]

Criminals should have to be forced to listen to that woman sing in order to get a confession out of them.

[@DS-hs7fd]

Honey those criminals will confess to crimes they haven't even committed. That was atrocious!

[@Sunshine-ym8bq]

Stop putting him on tv and don't even say his name he should be in jail

[@VideoAssaultSaturday]

💯

[@yulia1339]

Hollywood, I'm agree with you 😙

[@andre03201]

Jim crow joe just bomb 💣 a country, why don't you talk about that

[@br1cktops265]

@@andre03201 i dont see you complaining about how donald trump also bombed syria

[@benmaynard3059]

@@br1cktops265 or tried to start a war with Iran a week before his presidency ended.

[@MrBlaktoe]

When nobody that can carry a tune wants to sing at your party.

[@flapkatt6094]

She needed a bucket to carry the tune. Gawdawful. Just-damn, Sam.

[@thornyback]

That's me. I'm very enthusiastic but the delivery... ehrm, a couple of rounds of shots are needed first.

[@rebbeshort]

The fact that almost no musical artists were willing to play for Trump, was one of those heartening glimpses during those years, that a real world might still exist.

[@Someone-ox3ot]

Eh. I'd let 'em. I'm to awkward to say no.

[@my2cents2u]

In honor of Francis Scott Key, she sang the Star Spangled Banner in as many _keys_ as possible. lolol

[@smolderingjoe]

She couldn't find the key

[@richardthurmond7103]

Honey pick a key please!!

[@seanbohan9491]

Was Roseanne not available to sing the anthem?

[@sallyweiner4180]

Hahahahahahaha

[@teresaledoux2120]

Ha ha ha ha

[@melcas9260]

😁😁

[@aliciachristopher6506]

Yes

[@tjdowns3743]

ahhh man I remember that! just as bad.

[@rottenrobbie8466]

Nixon: President who became a crook Trump: crook who became a President

[@nostradamus9608]

LOCK HIM UP 2021!

[@yvaniannucci1143]

Nixon: "I'm not a crook" Trump: "I don't take responsibility"

[@nostradamus9608]

@Gaster Grows not yet, comrade... but keep going with ur bs. )

[@1hawtMetz]

Nixon as president facing an impending impeachment: I am not a crook! ****p as twice impeached former president, finally facing investigations on civil & state charges: I am not a civilian!

[@michaelcrispin1879]

@Gaster Grows most anybody with half a brain could name at least a hundred crimes that he has committed

[@Dr.TJ1]

Democrats get Lady Gaga to sing the anthem, Republicans get Lady Gag Me.

[@ginajones2328]

💯👍😁

[@warpedjaffas1]

There goes your invite to the next CPAC cancel culture comedy special! 🤣

[@Slappaccino]

Lady Maga

[@ShakShak1999]

Lol

[@revandenburg]

Good One!

[@kathyrichard8381]

Jimmy Kimmel is always hilarious. He keeps me laughing no matter what the issues are.

[@adamclifton29]

That anthem just hightlighted the whole thing... Tone Deaf

[@delinquentgamer0748]

True!

[@betsykroll6583]

😂😂singer needs refund from music teacher

[@yvaniannucci1143]

It was AWFUL just totally AWFUL. Who ever told her that she can sing, lied to her.

[@michaelcrispin1879]

@@yvaniannucci1143 they also told her she was a great American Patriot hahaha

[@MrYing78]

That anthem recital made poor Fergie sound actually in tune. By the way what happened to her? Anyone?

[@tpiety]

OMG. That woman was SUCH a bad singer.

[@ClassicLady68]

Was that real footage? They thought she could sing? oh my!

[@bernardfinucane2061]

It actually made me laugh.

[@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz]

GOP has no taste- money, but no taste or clue on things.

[@승윤이댓츠베리핫]

백신은 사기다!!! Why does Trump recommend a poison vaccine? Trump fell for the corona scam. Don't support me anymore. Trump is also a problem. No vaccine! No vaccine! 사기꾼아!!!

[@richmarvis2239]

Hello Tamara

[@waynelpop1]

Australia doesn’t need to dream, we live it instead, free dental, free health care for everyone and common sense with gun laws. Far from perfect but definitely better than dreamland.

[@eltonmayo2027]

nothing is free. it is paid for by your taxes

[@ungadunga5441]

Free dental?

[@alexhickman166]

@@eltonmayo2027 yeah, and somehow people still survive??? How could this be?!?!?!?!?! 🙄

[@bobs182]

@@eltonmayo2027 Who do you think is paying for people without insurance and who do you think is paying for healthcare that costs twice as much as other countries?

[@marsboyo1995]

Yeah, but you still visit American TV shows to get your laughs. Nothing good on Aussie TV? It's the American Dream baby!

[@JamesLewis]

"We're the only country that has a dream" - In Britain we don't have a dream... BECAUSE WE'RE AWAKE!

[@JamesLewis]

@JC Denton Indeed it is, although not as bad as the US.... that's obvious to someone who's awake!.. LOL! Don't take youtube comments too seriously, it was supposed to be funny, not a political commentary.... I know Jimmy Kimmel seems more like News than Comedy lately, but this is still a comedy channel... I assume. ;p

[@habibahahmad9632]

The archangel democrat thats going to fix the World was not going to fix it if trump got back in office. Toooooo much financial damage caused by Trump.

[@BulletsandButtons]

@@habibahahmad9632 Clueless you are.

[@BulletsandButtons]

@@JamesLewis Sorry but our ancestors must be turning in their graves at how the the UK into an apologetic and pathetic shell of its former self. You are right. No one in the UK dreams because the government won’t let you dream. So wring your hands and gnash your teeth about the ills of another country that allows its citizens (not subjects) to dream.

[@JamesLewis]

@@BulletsandButtons Remind me again how those dreamers are doing.. :p

[@Bwaatiss]

Reagan may have never heard "we love you" chants, but guys like Charles Manson, Jim Jones, and David Koresh did.

[@stargatis]

Good point

[@donnab7666]

Maybe Regan didn't hear I love you bc he doesn't love or support KKK Proud Boys or White Supremacy.

[@couchpotato2222]

@@donnab7666 depends on who you ask for that last bit

[@lacountess]

And Kim Jung Ill, Saddam Hussein, and Idi Amin.

[@pauljasinski8369]

0

[@hanscheong2676]

Rudy!!!! Where is our Rudy??? The circus show is not crazy enough!

[@teenaselman4878]

Yes, he has been quite lately. I guess trying to out run those Process Server for a week will do that to you. LOL

[@acethayersr1586]

Kimmy’s obsession with Trump is hilarious 🤣

[@lyndaweister9984]

🤔😵👍💗🇺🇸🙏

[@melgallardo2012]

They're in bad terms now. Trump refused to pay his legal fees. Lol.

[@thehuntress6385]

He ran out of hair dye

[@topixfromthetropix1674]

That was the most god-awful slaughter of the national anthem I've ever heard and I'm 71 and spent 25 years in the concert music business.

[@-SoulSimulation-]

Wrong, Fergie...Have a Beautiful day!!!

[@denisgagnon6604]

@xDarkxArenx have you ever been to a concert or public event? If so you should probably have kept your comment to yourself.

[@sheilalopez3100]

I hope she wasn't paid for singing the national anthem.

[@sheilalopez3100]

@Michael Hawley are you a Trumpuppet?

[@sheilalopez3100]

@@denisgagnon6604 Free country.

[@KimberlyArwen]

That "March first, can you believe it?!" to "Hard to believe!" transition was amazing.

[@ronaldthacker4127]

OMG!! I missed that horrible rendition of the anthem and wish I could unhear it now. And, yes, Trump is a train wreck and it is hard to turn away from such a tragedy.

[@alansmith4734]

I think that every dog in Florida was barking, when they heard that Anthem!

[@Kelz_X]

I burst into laughter reading your comment 😆

[@ryanlingo2372]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 damn that's a good

[@adityanarayan9620]

Trump: I want To See Biden In Prison Biden: why does trump think I would visit him in prison ?

[@bean181]

Creepy old joe wouldn’t even know he’s in prison

[@robbiebunge859]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ejkk9513]

@@bean181 Amazing you think Joe is creepy but Trump isn't. This is a guy that publicly said he would bang his daughter if she wasn't his daughter. He also openly admitted to sexually assaulting women... I'm guessing non of that matters because you love Trump and can't accept anything negative about him but call other people creepy because Trump could obviously do no wrong.

[@hodr1000]

@@bean181 you might be brainwashed

[@wellingtonsanissimo8703]

Trump is such a hot daddy, He'd make an nice top for biden in prison

[@kevinfager.]

These ppl are such a joke. Cruz makes a joke about how he recently went to Cancun abandoning his state during a crisis and they laugh and cheer.

[@jerryjohnson8485]

They be brain dead poor fools

[@DAVEnLYNNquenby]

Remember that time Biden was playing Mario Cart with his Niece when ppl died of Covid? that was awesome!!!

[@RoxxyKaosGG]

@@DAVEnLYNNquenby 🤡

[@DAVEnLYNNquenby]

@@RoxxyKaosGG 🤡

[@mrwascallyt9865]

@@DAVEnLYNNquenby always the whataboutism we're playing distraction now ? ok squirrel !

[@melissa-wilson]

Lord Jesus, that's the worst rendition of the Anthem I have ever heard.

[@MrJohnthefarmer]

Awww. Roseanne Bar is going to be so hurt by that comment. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@frank-bmtz]

I was thinking of Fergie at the NBA All Star Game myself.

[@sheilalopez3100]

Someone should tell her she can't sing before she gets on national TV and makes a fool of hers--- oh wait!

[@FrikInCasualMode]

Good Lord! She made my dog howl with that FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at the end.

[@coultergill7728]

@@MrJohnthefarmer how about Fergie

[@brianmelody8930]

That horrendous sonic butchering of the national anthem was perfectly on par with CPAC.

[@bobs182]

It goes with them butchering the constitution.

[@leannbridwell1853]

Who was she ? Poor thing. Needs to move on .

[@dragonpundit.6443]

BOT.

[@davidnordmeyer513]

What was flatter, her chest or her voice?

[@christiana-iq5mx]

yes that why i said oufff

[@tonmaru3308]

The clip of the anthem explain exactly why the GOP is so... tone deaf.

[@donnamugford1245]

OMG, you said it!!

[@W1LdnKai]

Yeah that was terribly hard to watch..

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

@@donnamugford1245 👏

[@i.t.577]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH🤣

[@klurman]

You just need to put on some sun glasses as you say that! CSI style ;)

[@KitC916]

"The draft-dodger who can't open his own Cokes is talking about courage"

[@darin3683]

That was Clinton not Trump. Look it up.

[@berrios181]

@@darin3683 We did. Trump dodged the draft not just once, but 4 times. Coward in Chief.

[@darin3683]

@@berrios181 please send link

[@darin3683]

@@berrios181 actually it was 5 times once for bad feet an 4 for being in college. It was called deferment far from dodging and our current BRAIN DEAD President also had five deferments you should read up on his reasons for getting out of the draft. Just curious have you have you served in the military?

[@darin3683]

@JC Denton r u talking to me, if so no i was not against it besides i was born in 1965 and i am a retired Air Force MSgt and I'm currently Working in Kuwait for the U.S. military. My whole life has been dedicated to my Country unlike some.

[@timmymctwist]

That singing was more disrespectful to the National Anthem than kneeling could ever be!

[@cyberash3000]

You lot need to so what we liverpool fans do sit down and boo throughout our national anthem

[@saulgoodman7509]

How can he run again? In his mind he was elected for two terms already, that's all you get.

[@justingray3456]

He wants to be a four termer like FDR.

[@takkieterror5152]

By all means let him run again. Never change a winning team!! Haha. Let the lemmings run after their 'champion'. The (fake) golden boy! Wonderful stuff 😊

[@acethayersr1586]

Kimmy’s fan boys in panic mode 😏🤣

[@saulgoodman7509]

@@acethayersr1586 no panic. Trumps a joke. They're destined to be the minority party by clinging to this failure of a president.

[@Paineinyourblank]

That singer is the perfect representation of the GOP.. out of tune and makes you want to wince.

[@henrikfreyberg2240]

And run for cover.

[@jonahbolduc6700]

Haha definitely. Especially since no one in the room seemed to notice it was out of tune...

[@emwaske3557]

Almost GOPd my pants.

[@mmi16]

She has all the singing skill of Rosanne Barr

[@peterdebrie]

@@emwaske3557 you mean Trumped your pants?

[@Mary_Lee2395]

Parents and family don’t love you when they aren’t honest with you. How could someone let their child embarrass themselves like that 🤦🏻‍♀️ I feel bad for the girl who sung the National anthem

[@keithgriffiths9864]

People think holding a long note constitutes singing ability.

[@bethhayes2152]

I feel sorry for anyone who had to listen to her.

[@peter12246]

She was singing the anthem in the note of Q

[@Professional_444]

🏆

[@kepler186f4]

That rendition of the anthem reflects the condition that America is currently in...

[@avedic]

Right?? Isn't it just the _perfect_ symbol of what that party has become? Tone deaf....and proud of it. Totally off key....and either unaware of it, or willing to pretend it isn't happening. Perfect metaphor. Convinced of superiority.....while being objectively the worst. It's almost like that anthem performance was an intentional bug in the software to clue us into the fact that this is in fact a simulation. It's almost too perfect....

[@acethayersr1586]

Kimmy’s obsession with Trump is hilarious 🤣

[@dorleedee7702]

@Ace Thayer Sr It’s hard to look away...Like a bad car crash!

[@dorleedee7702]

@avedic ... And, their obsession with “We love America more than you do!” Nanny, nanny boo boo!

[@kathleenr4047]

@@avedic You nailed it.

[@GeneBurnett]

Oh that Anthem was painful to listen to...just godawful.

[@DesertEagleV]

Drug does that to people.

[@jyapp4489]

I questioned whether or not the audio was manipulated via modulation. It was not. It's actually bad.

[@GeneBurnett]

@@jyapp4489 So bad...

[@Erasureeraser]

It's so bad i had to turn the video's volume down

[@lindamarquez3390]

My head hurts

[@georgetapopescu1356]

you know is scary that we laugh at him but his craziness may bring a dark future for the country...

[@lionharehart]

Even after the last flush, the turd is still circling the bowl!

[@rebeccaj.2606]

Gross, but accurate.

[@sonicthreads]

I know I can't believe kimmell still has a show at this point

[@dilet8923]

💩🎃💩🎃💩

[@nbbim2012]

I love how the audience groaned when Jimmy said the former guy's name haha !!!!!! More pearls of wisdom from Guillermo as per usual

[@ukm37]

They probably did that cause they're sick of Kimmel talking about him.

[@jaimegarch]

My 8 year old daughter was sitting across the room doing her homework when that Anthem singer came on. She thought I was watching American Idol auditions and said "why are you listening to that? shes never getting the golden ticket"

[@승윤이댓츠베리핫]

백신은 사기다!!! Why does Trump recommend a poison vaccine? Trump fell for the corona scam. Don't support me anymore. Trump is also a problem. No vaccine! No vaccine! 사기꾼아!!!

[@GudJonnyCakes]

Pickle she likes pickles

[@GudJonnyCakes]

Your 8yr old

[@mbjxperience]

Guillermo’s laugh is super infectious!!

[@stephanleo]

Do you really expect people who wave the confederate flag, to know the national anthem???

[@승윤이댓츠베리핫]

백신은 사기다!!! Why does Trump recommend a poison vaccine? Trump fell for the corona scam. Don't support me anymore. Trump is also a problem. No vaccine! No vaccine! 사기꾼아!!!

[@rhinotime1178]

That poor girl singing, how could they send her out there like that.

[@edwardwright5377]

That was no lady gaga.

[@abbaalexander7733]

🤕 Please let this end ....🚫🎵🎶🎵🎶🤓

[@djfrojam]

she must be the greatest singer in the world, she`s from America :) The selfclaimed best country :) hehehehe

[@joergmaass]

@@edwardwright5377 Oh yes, it was... Anybody attending this freak show was...

[@darquequeen2323]

She was singing to republicans. They lied to themselves that she sounded beautiful. Those morons will believe anything.

[@StandMan-ps8hc]

The lady singing the national anthem her head really wasn't that big when she started singing, But it almost exploded when she tried to hit the high note.💢💣💥

[@johnnyguillotine1673]

The last place she sang was The Flat Earth Society.

[@omarvasquez6851]

@@johnnyguillotine1673 😂😂😂

[@gailflorence2007]

Just awful

[@rosesmith6925]

"Do you believe it's March already?" Jeez, I hope they find intelligence on Mars!

[@nancydecoste1455]

I'm never surprised when it's March. Because as far as I know🤔 it has always followed the end of Feb. 😉😃

[@7rob27]

CPAC: where absolutely everybody can use the phrase “I’m with stupid”

[@nickdorenkamp959]

Yeah they can wear it on t-shirts, they can have it tattooed on they're forehead's, they can have it on the back of they're pants, ect.

[@lyndaweister9984]

LOVE IT! TRUE! 💗🇺🇸🙏

[@cldaniels7632]

Lmao!

[@sonicthreads]

TRUMP WON. BIDEN CHEATED

[@7rob27]

@@sonicthreads HILLARY WON. TRUMP CHEATED.

[@everintransit4240]

Listening to him is a bit creepy. His supporters enable his incredible lies.

[@kamivelasquez3119]

The look on his fake tanned face, the sound of his voice - like a horror show!

[@marknolastname441]

You'd be surprised at how many people are just plain stupid.

[@Erasureeraser]

@@marknolastname441 cuz they are stupid since the election Trump's supporters are just ridiculously stupid

[@bean181]

This is why trump supporters feel they are discriminated against They are isolated and called idiots and yet Democrats are are called geniuses yet they cause most of the turmoil in this country

[@littleredwitch]

@@bean181 you must be a Trump supporter since you make no sense. Read what you just wrote.

[@IamTheThread]

My cat literally ran out of the room when she started singing 🤣

[@horcarov2637]

Poor cat. Dogs probably started howling also😂😂😂😂

[@petewiltfang]

My dog kept cocking his head from side to side and then started howling

[@johnbritain1790]

Oh what it is to have a literary cat!

[@dantripp8318]

That was some horrendous "singing."

[@albertchehade9916]

MY cat ran IN TO THE room when she heard that disgusting rendition. Why? Because she wanted to see the thing singing worse than what she could do.

[@NowPleaseReadThis]

I love the seemingly random key changes that young lady inserts into her version. That took real talent, genius really. Jim Hendrix step aside.

[@m.l.927]

Worst anthem ever! She was totally off-key.

[@dionelmejia8093]

She was singing in so many different keys lol

[@Hotobu]

Francis Scott off Key

[@hazelanderson1479]

They should have got Alfalfa from The Little Rascals to sing it.

[@m.l.927]

LOL!! Can’t Trump afford a real singer?

[@dionelmejia8093]

@@hazelanderson1479 alfalfa is a better singer than her lol

[@sambond2654]

In Republican terms: All Keys Matter

[@pw7772]

@Tito Burrito thank you Tito for showing your ignorance

[@alexbeattie5267]

@Black Queen omg guess what?!!

[@russellsemail4179]

@Black Queen in what world do black lives not matter? Please do tell

[@russellsemail4179]

@Black Queen "warped white-washed bubble" nice.. geee I sure do feel guilty for being born a white male because I directly contribute to the oppression of blacks just by existing. Gosh darn why couldnt i have been latino at least 😣 please show me how to be less white!!.. you see how ridiculous that sounds? Probably not but I thought I'd throw it out there.. I bet you think I should pay some sort of reparations to an entire community for something that happened wayyy before any of those affected by it were born like I had anything to do with it. Turns out I'm of irish descent and we were treated like dogshit when we got to this country too so I think I should be paid reparations along with the black community 😤 wouldnt you agree? Or is the color of my skin the only factor that matters when judging people? That sounds racism to me no? 🤔

[@mikemccormick5212]

He's not the President anymore just ignore him (Jeez o'freaking pete)

[@jackcusenza5897]

finally someone else is thinking what i’m thinking

[@catchphillies]

They can’t stop talking about him because they are scared he will win next term.

[@wellingtonsanissimo8703]

Trump is so hot

[@knowledgeispower3212]

The media loves him for views. It's easy money for them. But in the end this is poison for us we've all been turning a blind eye to the real problem

[@alienlizardqueen8748]

“If Reagan so smart, why come he dead?” -Trump

[@Someone-ox3ot]

People know not anything. Reagan so very not smart. LOL good quote man.

[@jeanetteivy5229]

We will all be dead one day. None of us are smart. We won't escape!

[@frankie1012]

Matt Gaetz is no longer looking human at all. His transition to alien life form is nearly complete.

[@johnnyhunter]

He's sure got those crazy televangelist eyes.

[@philgroves7694]

@@johnnyhunter I'm sorry, was that televangelist eyes, or lies? I thought I heard lies. 🤣

[@dalepeto9620]

Classic

[@biancajade728]

Full size Chucky Doll 😂

[@coryjohnson1814]

What about the new health secretary? She looks worse than an alien! Lol. She’s over weight, as well. Not a good look for the health secretary. I agree Getz looks messed up but look around for more laughs 🤭

[@jcesarbtorres6006]

You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

[@joshdyck9495]

What kind of God do you believe in

[@JuicyFruityify]

If you ever wished something had just disappeared forever down a hole....

[@MsHenryoh]

You are awesome Mr. Jimmy Kimmel !!

[@StigguLePetit]

Please don‘t give him the attention! We should just ignore him.

[@mariarivera1404]

Jimmy little brain can no live without talking about best. U.S.A PRESIDENT. trump. Point. Jimmy must be unhappy left wing. See his si nic force ridicule smailing. Most left wing are unhappy. Jimmy es acomplejado que critical al mejor presidente. Presidente. Trump the best. Jimmy unhappy left wing

[@cesaritoa8562]

@@mariarivera1404 callate el hozico! Shut your mouth!

[@teenaselman4878]

@@mariarivera1404 thump is the most Corrupt Fake President! Hell, he Never worked, he tweeted, played golf,held suerspreaders rallies & watched TV all day! Everyone around him had to do all the paperwork because lil donnie can't read or write beyond pre-school level. That's why he spoke off the cuff, the words in the speech were too Bigly for him so he was incapable of reading them! He's Stupid!

[@dcamron46]

I wish we could, since day one, but he’s like a polyp

[@samweII]

@Joey Jo he got used to criticizing Trump's every move since he got elected

[@AC-kl9yy]

Like we wont turn out in record numbers again to make sure he loses again 😏😆

[@Edu_Kate]

And the pandemic will be over by then so all the efforts to suppress votes in southern states won't matter because we can safely vote in person.

[@victoriawilliams2786]

Ikr!

[@mclarsen61]

You better 👍🤗 But they WILL try to cancel your vote in any way they can ! Stay vigilant America

[@royms2000]

Which red state do you want to flip this time? I'd like to go for Texas.

[@beckyeinolf3300]

People in every state need to be alert and protect their rights: There are a whole bunch of bills in the works to limit early voting, require additional identification (one wants two forms of ID in order to allow an absentee ballot), and otherwise make voting difficult. If these efforts aren't stopped, then it may be impossible to turn out in record numbers.

[@warpedjaffas1]

OMG, my cat just leapt off the building out of shame.

[@judykathrine6051]

That was priceless 💗

[@thegodhead]

This epic Jimmy! You the man.

[@Rocketmonke34]

Crazy how all the good presidents never got told they are the best. Simply because they knew it and didn’t need everyone else to know it.

[@notmything6629]

I am a big fan of understatements....but trump is the complete opposite

[@lastjob2011]

There's a Bible verse about letting others praise you rather than you doing it. When you do it, it's called Bragging. And God doesn't look favorably on that.

[@me4tgr1ndr]

@@lastjob2011 I don't think anything democrats do look favorably in God's eyes lol

[@krystalricciardi7776]

My favorite part was when she dragged out that note waiting for the applauds and it never came 💀💀💀

[@dilet8923]

Omg so true what an embarrassment 😆

[@jamisonallen8710]

Anyone that gets that hyped about a politician or a political party needs to cut back on the drugs.

[@haywoodjablome2057]

Eric got his cardio in that day

[@mshaw6836]

Anyone who votes in a senile old man for president needs psychiatric help 🤣

[@jamisonallen8710]

@@mshaw6836 there's 4 yes between Trump an Biden both are old and senile haha

[@markberryhill2715]

These are the people that need drugs. Heavy medication.

[@peterpiper7441]

I have news for you: Trump IS the drug.

[@whoaskedforthisbs]

The frozen horror on my face with that National "Anthem" I never thought necessary, or possible.

[@jamesjcazzman3007]

just when i thought ahh maybe things will get better . what America needs is another hockey gold medal . I told ev1 politics is the gong show . just like his presidency she should have been gonged right from the start

[@lainet3379]

I thought it was fake. As though it is just too bad to be real. Then I remember more trump debacle and realize it probably real. Gross.

[@m.l.927]

Wasn’t Trump a registered Democrat when Reagan was President? 👀

[@jakebond2294]

And Reagan was a Democrat at one time too.

[@1browngirl29]

He only switched to republican as his path to dictatorship.

[@matthewdubeau2802]

Maybe idk

[@triarb5790]

@@matthewdubeau2802 He said that if he ran for President he'd do it as a Democrat in fact.

[@DD-wd7ku]

He said he would only stand for President as a Republican because they are more gullible and would believe anything he told them on Fox.

[@gabrielrusso6920]

That "woman" is an awful vocalist. In no way a singer. This IS the best republicans have to offer.

[@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850]

This is what you get when the worst is in control.

[@jarod3371]

Mediocre like everything the GOP touches. I dont want leadership from people like me, i dont want average, i want my leadership to be better than me. GOP are not qualified to run a kwikemart...

[@liandre9035]

@@jarod3371 well spoken!

[@jdamah]

We were imitating the Dems

[@mrroadrunner5304]

Trump didn't want to pay much or nothing at all.

[@Fadez77]

“When is wet, why you be in rain?” 😂

[@vh6307]

😆😅

[@mohamedsaid9416]

I didn’t get the joke.

[@seanryan3020]

That am terrible idea! Here's too much money!

[@lindadepauw4902]

You're a republican?

[@Fadez77]

@@lindadepauw4902 no Linda... I have values and principles

[@erikjohnson8031]

As a Swede, I am absolutely chocked that you can vote, without showing a valid picture ID. Actually, ALL Europeans are laughing at any country that claims that it has "fair elections" and "no fraud", while not having to show an ID when voting. - Do you Americans realise how silly that makes you look?

[@NessyPerth]

“It’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it” George Carlin. Oh how we miss you

[@MasterOfDarkness42069]

When your brain is so melted by Trumpian-era politics that you are interested in climbing into a wet hammock.

[@승윤이댓츠베리핫]

백신은 사기다!!! Why does Trump recommend a poison vaccine? Trump fell for the corona scam. Don't support me anymore. Trump is also a problem. No vaccine! No vaccine! 사기꾼아!!!

[@EicoEB]

What

[@acethayersr1586]

Kimmy’s obsession with Trump is hilarious 🤣

[@LastBreathBeaters]

@@승윤이댓츠베리핫 obviously he’s gonna promote the vaccine he helped make

[@donaldparker3232]

We need people like you to in vest with our company...you're making good pro-fits that I can assure

[@Slappaccino]

That whole event started off on the wrong note.

[@taneshajones3855]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@akiokoh7481]

literally

[@mackjrbell7828]

When republicans wake up in the morning they're on the wrong note.

[@janepepper5936]

Who told her she could sing ?? Roseanne did better than her lol

[@LaLagunz187]

That Anthem 😩😂 Not only HORRIBLE but her facial expressions. 😭😂 Of course it was at CPAC. They are soulless

[@ExpendableRedshirt]

Ridiculous lie after ridiculous lie and the cult keeps cheering...

[@mesim6543]

"Our great future first lady" Good God, this guy is nuts!

[@bhuthemanakuma7802]

Ted "Cucaracha" Cruz... you guys nailed it

[@sunnykhaw5118]

What a Shame but Those people don't care and will never care . Only care for themself . That matter to them only

[@cmasseylynch]

Trump sees his life as a one long TV programme.Applause and adoration is what he craves.

[@robchehowski4281]

FYI Carson, the Canadian dream is to not be American, & we've been doing it for over 200 years.

[@jarrysciligo5395]

Ironically, according to the Q racists, Carson is a "Canadian".

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

The ex-"president": Did you miss me? Me: uh....no

[@henrytjernlund]

When Trump ends a a statement with "it's true" means it's not.

[@pumajlr]

At least is nice to hear complete statements again.. instead of grandpas incoherent ramblings, you know.

[@승윤이댓츠베리핫]

백신은 사기다!!! Why does Trump recommend a poison vaccine? Trump fell for the corona scam. Don't support me anymore. Trump is also a problem. No vaccine! No vaccine! 사기꾼아!!!

[@AbsentWithoutLeaving]

Seriously, one thing I've learned over time is that you NEVER trust someone who keeps telling you how good he is. Learned the hard way, never looked back.

[@henrytjernlund]

@@pumajlr It's not what people say, it's what they do, and Trump was horrific.

[@marthalucas1221]

OMG best line of show... “The draft dodger who can’t open his own Diet Coke...” throwing shade😂🤣😂🤣

[@nicolepsy]

I can't even stand the sound of his voice let alone look at him. PLEASE stop giving him airtime, Jimmy. You know you are just feeding the monster.

[@rossorlandi5173]

You have to handed to Jimmy, He just loves to make a MORON out of trump!🤣

[@Brandon-mq5vi]

@@rossorlandi5173 He just displays Trumps remarks. Trump makes an idiot out of himself. 😂

[@krishkrishna959]

@@Brandon-mq5vi why the shitty folks in Hollywood are not talking about the allegations against New York Governer, beacause he is a dem?

[@Iamdatlegend]

@@krishkrishna959 oh Cuomo will be held accountable for whatever he has don and is being called out! But I'll tell you the main difference Trump and Cuomo, is that if Trump didn't repeatedly do all the nonsense he does, he wouldn't be called out so much. Don't expect Cuomo to be treated the same.

[@krishkrishna959]

@@Iamdatlegend the media isn't playing this or not caring this cause he is a Democrat . Biden got his defeat after tanden nomination is defeated. The media isn't showing this defeat. It will be a completely different scenario if it's Republicans.

[@neilcvernon6957]

Jesus. Poor girl. Who told her she can sing

[@mrwascallyt9865]

well she is surrounded by liars . who also are tone deaf to everything else around them .

[@dipschwantz1]

@truth hurts Nope! LOL

[@anonymousanonymously5941]

😂

[@victorhiggins9636]

Jesus loves you

[@kimberlys8422]

He doesn't know when to give up, does he? He has severe Daddy Issues and we have to suffer through it. Graciously accept defeat for America's sake.

[@timos360]

Lol wait and see, u will be left looking like a fool more than u already do

[@victoriawilliams2786]

@@timos360 Wait for what?

[@timos360]

@@victoriawilliams2786 ul see...patience the only thing I can tell you know is that some left president and others will be exposed

[@gazpachopolice7211]

@@victoriawilliams2786 for March 4th maybe? Or the next day their prophet QAnon declares

[@donelson52]

Inside his abused subconscious, Trump has always been desperately afraid he's not wonderful and powerful, or good enough for his daddy's praise. He cannot bear criticism of any sort, even constructive. To save face, he must destroy anyone who challenges him. He is a true sociopath.

[@catherineoconnell1026]

WHO are all THESE PEOPLE THAT KEEP GIVING HIM THESE STATISTICS AND RUMP DIDN'T BEAT THEM THE FIRST TIME!!!

[@stanknowlton7043]

I was hoping Borat would show up, this was even better.

[@승윤이댓츠베리핫]

백신은 사기다!!! Why does Trump recommend a poison vaccine? Trump fell for the corona scam. Don't support me anymore. Trump is also a problem. No vaccine! No vaccine! 사기꾼아!!!

[@idalarsen2540]

@@승윤이댓츠베리핫 Alrighty, then.

[@jennysavage5252]

That would have been better!!!

[@jennysavage5252]

@@승윤이댓츠베리핫 you do understand that if it was created by ALL the governments in the world... a bacteria is EXTREMELY volatile and NOT controllable. Just fyi... from a scientific point of vore

[@jennysavage5252]

@@승윤이댓츠베리핫 oops my bad view*

[@BARRYSoulpop]

Thanks Jimmy for keeping me alive during the lockdown ❤️

[@shawngill5676]

Damn they couldn't even get a D list star to sing the Star Spangled Banner they had to go all the way to Z. 😆

[@maryelizabeth6797]

LOL but soooooo true.

[@Nickcooperrei]

@xDarkxArenx awww. Still salty loser?

[@ecbrown6151]

@xDarkxArenx it was pizza lasers!

[@pdoylemi]

They could have taken anyone who made it past the first audition on American Idol and gotten a much better singer.

[@Nickcooperrei]

@@pdoylemi way better but then again, when have Republicans been known to seek out good talent?

[@tinland771]

Oh, leave the singer alone... she was just singing the National Anthem in the seldom heard key of “h”.

[@johnbritain1790]

Did you know that H is the German symbol for B flat? And that's unfair: she was B sharp as often as she was B flat!

[@masonschwalm2010]

I think it was more like the key of “all”, lol

[@djfrojam]

And still Americans call it the greatest country in the world, all the other countries are laughing. GO AMERICA :)

[@djfrojam]

@Lezbnlvr36 And thats your American answer:)

[@djfrojam]

@Lezbnlvr36 and troll account , i dont see any videos in there

[@Pletteberg]

Yip the world laughing at d and the Republicans......they encompasses all of what the world hates about America

[@djfrojam]

@@Pletteberg We have been laughing since the good old 90`s :)

[@nostradamus9608]

how's covid in russia, comrade? lol

Years after Fergie gave that lesson of how not to sing the American Anthem, some still don't understand.

[@spacelemur7955]

Like Ted Cruz and other Republican presidential wanabes, her ambition exceeds her talent.

[@승윤이댓츠베리핫]

Why does Trump recommend a poison vaccine? Trump fell for the corona scam. Don't support me anymore. Trump is also a problem. No vaccine! No vaccine!

[@spacelemur7955]

@@승윤이댓츠베리핫 So, just why then, do so many highly trained physicians (who tend to have very high IQs) say there is a corona virus? Please explain.

[@suekennedy8917]

Definitely! Léo Santos Herb Léo Santos Herb 5 hours ago (edited) Years after Fergie gave that lesson of how not to sing the American Anthem, some still don't understand.

[@donaldparker3232]

We need people like you to in vest with our company...you're making good pro-fits that I can assure

[@williamphillips2671]

Oh my god her singing was so off key and yet so sure of itself, how’d they get Trumps personality in a singing voice?

[@wendellburkhart2483]

That's a good one 😅

[@jerryjohnson8485]

Open mouth, eject hot air!!🤯

[@windandsun9615]

Actually the way that anthem was sung gave the pitch and the spirit of the whole event. No kidding folks.