Trump Still Not President in Crushing Defeat for the Tin Foil Hat Crowd

[@nadinadi8385]

Hahahahaha, NOW, the gop cares about the “things a president should be saying.”

[@heyoou]

Sometimes I want to bang my head to make sure I heard right. Hypocrite synonymous to Republicans.

[@niveknanorc7316]

it would,nt have been so funny if the texan did,nt look so much like a neanderthal~

[@tlouiseallen9302]

Omg, right?! 🤦😏🙌🏼🖖🏼

[@buckosoft]

The Cuomo issue needs to be resolved. But I just don't care what any (R) has to say about it. Any Lindsey Graham outrage is insincere because you know if Cuomo was an (R) the issue wouldn't even exist.

[@nobodyknows3180]

and yet under trump they never had a single thought for "things a president should NOT be saying." or even "things a president should be DOING."

[@jpkjnn6733]

"Not the type of thing a president should be saying. " you have got to be kidding me. Unbelievable hypocrites.

[@tempestive1]

@mrsAnn Thrope to which God? Oh, only yours, right?

[@Uhzewoopps]

No sequitur

[@pdoylemi]

@mrsAnn Thrope Sorry, I have USEFUL things to do with my time.

[@PaulBrown-uj5le]

@@Uhzewoopps non*

[@PaulBrown-uj5le]

Republicans are the biggest bunch of hypocrites no doubt.

[@Steef_Lee]

The Q Shaman sure looks a lot different without his accoutrements

[@donnadayle3762]

steef...i know! when i saw him in jail today first i was shocked and then i couldn't stop laughing! the guy definitely has issues!

[@sawtooth808]

@@donnadayle3762 ya think he has issues?

[@jamesmiller6637]

He will soon be adorned in sexy lingerie !

[@Chunkboi]

He’s no shaman.

[@noonav]

He's not a shaman. He's a shamoron.

[@thangnguyen02]

Apparently, a person can lose a presidential election more than five times in less than a year. Who could've .. thunk?!

[@willritter4076]

I'd be honored if some fellow Kimmel fans would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of PURPLE RAIN by Prince and DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Live acoustic with no autotune or digital editing. Peace and everybody stay safe.

[@junkyard-p1s]

No other president has ever lost at so many things as I have. No body. And probably never will. That's what people are saying in tremendous numbers. 🤣🤣🍊😡

[@mvtito2711]

I can only imagine trump, in his bathroom, looking at himself in the mirror every morning saying 'I'm president',

[@aleisaetheridge8682]

@@junkyard-p1s LOL Good Job 💖😘🤗

[@joelvinson]

@@junkyard-p1s You're in for a wake up call. LMAO

[@nou4562]

They're upset because they had to look up Neanderthal!!

[@jamiehoglundwhat]

Look at your profile picture. That is all.

[@jimbo5973]

@Lorraine Moore Well you voted for Biden , an old senile man who has a career of hypocrisy and ineptitude, let alone corruption of the highest order? Who's the fool sorry? Or are you people redefining this word also to suit your weak narratives?

[@nieyona1690]

As someone with Native American ancestry. The fact that people refer to him as a "Shaman" is insulting. Please refer to him as what he is a crazy self-centered person.

[@johnsonhunglo1993]

A crazy person in a costume!!!

[@PrimeObserver-1]

No worries, a shaman of lowIQAnonsense is self-negating.

[@Flynn1059]

Excuse me but Shamanism is not exclusive to this continent. And half my family is Native American and go to Pow Wows regularly. Do you? But I agree. This guy is no Shaman. He is a moron.

[@tedwarden5803]

How about Sham man?

[@jimbo5973]

'Shamans' and 'shamanism' exist in many cultures the world over. The heart of 'shamanism' was in Siberia, which american native tribe roamed Siberia? That lesson was for free now go educate yourself.

[@paulahello7435]

"not the a thing a president should be saying " lol where has he been for four years!

[@shelleybleu4903]

Every joke was perfect tonight

[@alexasigala4346]

@JIGGABOO BUTT BOY You are such an oaf. You spelled White Trash Butt Boy incorrectly. It's okay if you don't get the joke's.

[@rex-racer]

5:05 Pause on the “24 Candidates” for VP graphic. Two of the choices are a horse and a bucket of chicken. LOL

[@mariapoulos767]

Were the muffins not organic? For crying out loud!

[@drboze6781]

They were bran muffins, so they were given a pass.

[@maddii34u]

No, it had gluten in it?

[@mred9361]

Thank god he was looking out for the muffins

[@angelahamlett8249]

Lol...

[@toastedjoe1013]

Maybe that's why Bill Burr likes to punch muffins.

[@tempestive1]

They won't be "defeated" they'll just keep moving the goalposts and engaging in fallacious faith-based thinking.

[@overthehills_faraway8320]

I can't believe the one guy giving Biden an "F" and Rand Paul standing next to him nodding yes,, didn't he learn anything from his father??

[@Karlthegreat84]

That implies Rand Paul is able to learn. Considering he's a fan of Ayn Rand, I'd guess not.

[@mrvic92154]

43 is not half of 100 so give yourself an F too lol, good one

[@johndoe-ek1qs]

Some governors are sabotaging him though. By taking away mask rules.

[@mikesmith6292]

@@johndoe-ek1qs good point. Could be.

[@cityonfoot6023]

This is like the end of the world people. Remember how many of those we “survived”? They keep moving the date.

[@randomrangoon5476]

Q nuts will give us another date and say it's in the works lol

[@jeringatai3156]

@@randomrangoon5476 wait.... That sounds like armageddon 😬 The amount of times I was told armageddon was coming whilst I was growing up and the year kept changing

[@randomrangoon5476]

@@jeringatai3156 Yep and they always change the date.

[@nou4562]

Derpocalypse? Sigh... those crying end times are trying to cause them in my opinion.

[@Kjleed13]

As far as I’m concerned, I’ve been living in the apocalypse the last 8 years.

[@colinskelding8959]

The world is NEVER going to stop laughing at us.

[@somethingclever4563]

Good. That way they won't forget the lesson we taught the world of how not to do things lol

[@TrueDawn1]

Im from Africa and...still.laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaeltuffin5002]

Actually I'm not laughing at you.. I feel incredibly sad for you.. Much respects

[@79zoey]

Indeed, very stupid people on both sides.

[@demartin975]

@@79zoey “I can’t defend the actions of these right wing nut jobs so instead I’ll accuse democrats of the same behavior so I feel better about supporting these right wing nut jobs.” ~79zoey Thanks for the expected ridiculous “both sides” comment 🤡.

[@vivapinata7728]

"My actions were not an attack on this country!" *Rewind to January 6th* "It's only a matter of time. Justice is coming."

[@ingelarson6738]

Hopefully soon to end this crap!

[@jaydubbu581]

@Alicia Espinosa Some people can't go to jail in this country sadly.

[@pamlewis1183]

Yup.

[@the_random9718]

I swear that these Qanon folks have too much time on their hands

[@uriahheep5665]

Stupid hands are the devils 😈 tools 🔧

[@theresaiwright7085]

My mom always said, idle hands are the devils playground.

[@theresaiwright7085]

@@uriahheep5665 My mom always said, idle hands are the devils playground.

[@uriahheep5665]

@@theresaiwright7085 some folks are constructive with idle hands, I fear the idle minds are worse...internet rot, ya know.

[@uriahheep5665]

@@theresaiwright7085 my respects to your very wise mother. Things change.

[@robkunkel8833]

“Tin Foil Hat Crowd”. That’s funny.

[@jimbo5973]

Yes hilarious coming from A Democrat after the Russia hoax etc. Hahahaha.

[@cotus2408]

The funniest is the MAGA hat crowd !

[@ejyounggun08]

'How I Met Mother'. That was hilarious.

[@CarbonTech19]

I was showing my wife Trump's search for a VP. She laughed in all the right places, but when that bumper came up, she literally laughed out LOUD! Jimmy and his team were at the top of their game tonight.

[@iouiou3249]

MU-TH-UR 6000 on board the USCSS Nostromo?

[@maggy8437]

Seriously, why do people like this "shaman" even get an Interview?

[@Skyprince27]

TBH, doing that only increases the likelihood they’ll develop a fanbase & get lucrative book deals. Bad idea.

[@tiberiuskirk739]

I thought the same thing.

[@Bodybuildermom]

Entertainment 🙄😑

[@martycarpenter3829]

Its akin to why people used to pay money to see the two headed man at the circus. He's a sad novelty.

[@emwaske3557]

He truly put the "sham" in shaman.

[@robertgolding]

I could have sworn he did not call them Neanderthal, he actually said they had Neanderthal thinking, a very different thing.

[@alexcordero8432]

But Faux news's Polka dot tie guy clearly twisted the words to make it sound personal. Bunch of sniveling, hypocritical losers

[@mlfeathers7527]

You are correct Robert.

[@rodneyfoster9719]

Neanderthals were just as intelligent as us.

[@Flynn1059]

It was a slam. Get real. Stop hiding behind words. For God's sakes if Trump had even come close to saying that it would have been turned into ape men and blacks look like Neanderthals and Trumps a racists wha wha wha wha wha.. Get effing real. If you are gonna defend this moron then be equal. Biden is the Neanderthal and we are all paying for him to hide in his cave.

[@MrFranconn]

Robert, is it really?

[@moukafaslouka4796]

I am tired of winning

[@thefriendlygamer2221]

Wow Never seen a heart comment On this channel

[@SasukeUchiha-eh1we]

Here before this blows up

[@ServiServiServiServi]

Yeah 50 likes

[@willzresurreccion6745]

Putting my hopes on Cy Vance and Georgia grand jury to put the Orange con man in an orange jumpsuit.

[@johnkurtz7705]

I'm doubtful about Vance. He had indicted doni jr and ivanka, before bunkerboy was president, then z bunkerboy lackey visited with a $25,000 bri...ooops campaign funds. The indictments were dropped the next day. More zeros?

[@willzresurreccion6745]

@@johnkurtz7705 Time for the orange con man to order made to order orange jumpsuit.

[@johnkurtz7705]

@@willzresurreccion6745 he's the most dangerous person on the planet

[@MrMJmusicLover]

It was trump who shot Jr on Dallas. 😳

[@Markus_Andrew]

Wasn't "Q" the guy who invented gadgets for James Bond? Looks like he's come up with the ultimate weapon - the stupidity ray.

[@agentj642]

Nah, he was the omnipotent being from Star Trek I think.

[@rexlowther1321]

The Q's from James Bond and from Star Trek are much more believable.

[@sk8ercaligirl]

It’s totally beyond stupid 😳🙄😂

[@ehenry4282]

@Robert Fiore When you lose half of your IQ all you're left with is 'Q'

[@walstib4945]

Ok lol 😆 you officially have the best post of the day!!

[@rockstarJDP]

I think we *should* encourage Qanon to believe that Biden is Trump in disguise, because if they think everything turned out rosy and Trump is still president they might finally shut the hell up and leave the rest of us in peace 😅

[@foreversocal1]

YES!!!

[@victoriawilliams2786]

I wish! Unfortunately not enough people believe that craziness that President Biden is actually Trump in a mask. Because they're all over the comments sections.

[@rockstarJDP]

@@victoriawilliams2786 we must make them believe, we simply must! Maybe we can borrow the space lasers to hypnotise the non believers?

[@markrayes2973]

@@rockstarJDP 😂all we have to do is call Biden Trump

[@victoriawilliams2786]

@@rockstarJDP 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zeldas_lullaby]

"Now that you see him, you understand why he wore the headdress." lmao Jimmy

[@oDGuardian]

Didnt that guys lawyer say that when Trump pardons him, he was going to have a hairdresser there to make sure he looks good in public? What was a hair dresser going to do when there is nothing to work with?

[@blkcatzette]

@@oDGuardian lol.

[@leannahildebrand8775]

@@oDGuardian No, that was for the Joe Tiger guy😊

[@zeldas_lullaby]

@@leannahildebrand8775 Lmao the Joe Tiger guy.

[@leannahildebrand8775]

@@zeldas_lullaby Never watched the show, only read about it😄

[@christinechin1909]

“He literally stopped the steal.....of muffins.”

[@emmabentley7945]

Brilliant Jimmy! You're on fire this year!

[@vincentmurphy8337]

Hello Emma you have a lovely profile picture how are you doing?

[@kanashak8450]

I love this man and his staff !❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😁

[@bcorcks]

When believers say an event will happen and it doesn't, they consider it a test of their faith and not that they have been tricked into a delusion.

[@Civerius]

Nice way of saying "I don't want to admit it"

[@walterscott2286]

Jared Kushman: "A haunted mannequin" Perfect description!!! Ha-ha-ha😂

[@TheNumerum]

Lmao 🤣🤣

[@barbaracarroll1497]

He looks like a ghostly girl!!

[@yvettearrington9277]

Hello Walter how are you doing?

[@ellekage4013]

Lol That part had me in tears 😭

[@REC_CER]

I actually expected the Shaman dude to not be bald. 😂

[@cc1k435]

That's the only reason to wear a fur hat in Arizona, I would think.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

He's just following in the comb-over footsteps of Donnie...

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

He only stopped the muffins being stolen because they weren’t organic.

[@InnKogNeeto]

😂 😂 😂

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

@Karin Meyer I bet he is now. Each trip to the showers is gonna be buttock clenching. Especially for a “organic food only” soy boy like him.

[@laurirohr5364]

Unhinged...let the men in white coats have at em.

[@yvettearrington9277]

Hello how are you doing?

[@theemporersnewclothes]

Wear a mask and wash your hands,

[@cuccicucci4480]

Yeah like Guilermo breathing in all the spittle from that Yahoo-ya guy. Keep Jimmy safe screw the rest🙄😏

[@alextemple9247]

Stay home if scared

[@jimbo5973]

@@alextemple9247 All the science says the masks don't work ( 5 per cent effective at best estimate ) and yet 'they' persist. Saddening.

[@joecahill1994]

I spit my drink out when I heard him say “and we’re halfway there” 😂

[@cotus2408]

Don’t waste a good drink because of him ! !

[@sarahhawke5729]

I would and all don't you worry you got plenty of cash left whereas anti-reality group is still funding a fraud

[@joecahill1994]

@@sarahhawke5729 I recommend Wren and Martins English Grammar and Composition

[@sarahhawke5729]

@@joecahill1994 oh yeah a good set of books if I want an English teacher I will call for one dude

[@Bwaatiss]

"You have an hour to complete the test." *20 minutes into test* "Okay, times up. If you haven't finished, you fail."

[@Lianne459]

Breaking via Politico: FBI arrests former State Department aide Federico Klein on charges related to the Capitol attack, the first known instance of a Trump appointee facing criminal prosecution over the insurrection.

[@abird2931]

It's happening!

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

Weird. I was actually kind of expecting Roger Stone to be the first person arrested.

[@Lianne459]

@@BioGoji-zm5ph I’m not going to lie, I did too

[@JSkyGemini]

There's been some stirrings about Clarence Thomas's spouse's involvement, too. I'm betting that not-so-Proud Boy snitched on them all, and made sure he got "arrested" 2 days before the attack to do it.

[@ericjohnson6665]

The Neanderthal governors responded with "I resemble that remark!"

[@johnsonhunglo1993]

First time Texas and Mississippi are on an equal footing!!!

[@yvettearrington9277]

Hello Eric

[@3mtech]

@@johnsonhunglo1993 Why? Miississippi half the population but twice as stupid?

[@geridinewhite869]

Foghorn voice, ! Ah say, Ah I resemble that remark ! Lol

[@petuniapop7819]

GQP thought Trump was gonna ascend to the presidency again. Meanwhile today he prob didn’t even roll out of bed until 3 PM to go to the omelet bar. 🥴

[@uriahheep5665]

fatty on the roll & sausages

[@PyroNinja713]

Accurate except it was McDonalds

[@johndoe-ek1qs]

Not GOP, the Qanuts!

[@813hyro]

Omelette bar sounds amazing

[@justagirlsd3000]

@@johndoe-ek1qs the GOP has supported Q and whatever else they think to stay in poor, the GOP is trump’s cult now.

[@maroru7577]

Jacob Chansley was born in 1988. So , that means he is 33 years old . That's a hard 33 y o.

[@telectronix1368]

Just about the perfect age for a guy, who may not have quite had the successful life he expected, to feel powerless enough that a big easy "Come! Join us! Be a success and join our mob! Let's go.......overthrow......uh something and take back your power!" cult looks like a good option.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Yeah... the fact that he's been cosplaying as "Big Pagan Stud" when in reality he's a little bald dude whose mom has to bring him organic food in prison and who thinks saving muffins is meritorious would almost make me feel sorry for him if he wasn't an ARMED INSURRECTIONIST honestly cannot make this s**t up

[@kanesanders6669]

Apparently 20 years of drugs makes a 33-year old look like a 53-year old.

[@americantruth1948]

Well at least the Qs still have a perfect record of not having a conspiracy prediction come true

[@piconano]

So, Donald Jesus Trump didn't come back? Another QANuts defeat.

[@johndoe-ek1qs]

Donald JESSICA trump! 🤣

[@MrGruffteddybear]

“QANuts” lol. Thank you, I just spit coffee out my nose and all over my keyboard. Best laugh I’ve had in a while. My sides hurt and my nose is burning.

[@ramonareinhold8424]

No, but Donald JUDAS Trump is ...😅🤣😂😜

[@sodarndonestopthelies6514]

Give it a week....they will have another theory......oh wait ...as im writting this apparently joe biden is trump?? Okey docky morons.geeeeeze.

[@ramonareinhold8424]

@@sodarndonestopthelies6514 yeah, and Donald Judas Trump is stuffing his clothing so nobody knows he is Joe Biden...next in this circus 😂😂😂

[@georgecrenshaw6309]

Apparently these politicians should get an 'FU.'

[@nartou1175]

😂🤣👍

[@yesvember11]

“I sang a song. That’s part of Shamanism.” You’re a white guy from Arizona!

[@truepeacenik]

And originally from Florida...

[@ro19891012]

@@truepeacenik it makes sense that he’s a Florida man.

[@ks8605]

Haha idiot

[@millennialaviation]

“Aluminum foil hat crowd” 🤣🤣🤣

[@EyeMaMoeRahn]

Overused joke but kind of funny

[@ralphdesmond]

I noticed and really liked that Jimmy said aluminum foil. How long ago was foil changed from tin to aluminum... about 60 years ago?

[@stephengrahn9361]

What's even funnier is that aluminum foil would not block anything but would act like an antenna.

[@ralphdesmond]

@@stephengrahn9361 Maybe that’s the problem ! Since it’s hard to find actual TIN foil anymore, the QAnuts can’t keep the garbage signals from entering their brains

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

@@ralphdesmond 🤦🏻‍♀️ it's about syllables. It's quicker and easier to say "tin" than "aluminum" (and you get to avoid that whole stupid aluminum/aluminium argument)

[@patrickdevlin3552]

Class! Thanks for the laughs

[@elegancevlogs3223]

He needs to give himself a F-, for Failing to recognise that 43 is not 100 or half of 100 days.

[@johnmurie2251]

It's been 45 days and no press conference from Biden

[@TulipIris7244]

Uhhh, I’ve watched Biden do several press conferences since Inauguration. Many of them are posted here on KZbin.

[@johnmurie2251]

@@TulipIris7244 Obama took 20 days Trump took 27 days Biden's voice Jen Psaki said when he's ready he will have a personal press conference . 45 days and the American people are still waiting and counting

[@elegancevlogs3223]

Why don't you Americans give the man a break it's only 46 days and he is still working his way through the carnage Trump has left behind. At least he is working and not playing golf.

[@alexcordero8432]

@@elegancevlogs3223 The rotting GOP's conspiracy theorists won't give Biden a single day even if all they come up with is their typical BS. Love how they keep embarrassing themselves LOL

[@thalidomide01]

Remember America, the world is watching and currently laughing at you.

[@rodneyfoster9719]

They're laughing at Biden.

[@sydneyspice3241]

That is the most profound question that I haven't heard anyone asked, why do the people who claim to love the country the ones who want to blow it up? Perhaps someone did but I haven't heard anyone ask that question. Those are the thugs who claim to love the police, and profess to be law and order people. The hooligans who beat the police with anything that was available and regrettably murdered one of them. Somehow those folks strongly believe that they own the country and can do what they like. They're correct. It's a cliche by now, if it were blacks it wouldn't have out the way it has so far.

[@jimbo5973]

Look around you at your country. Take a look at whats going to occur in the next 4 years and come back and say that again. Also take a look on which states are getting massive bail outs and how is running them after they have failed and should be left to sort their own mess out rather than forcing many unwilling tax payers to cough up the cash. The hypocrisy is staggering to behold.

[@misterx6490]

When you've lost half your IQ, you're left with Q.

[@lakesnake2005]

"I sang a song in a sacred chamber".......AAAALLLLL righty then !!

[@KPG113]

"That's not something a president should be saying" That was a *beautiful* moment

[@03Misael21]

I busted out laughing. Oh how the tables have turned

[@abelis644]

@@03Misael21 Unreal isn't it, these morons continue to be the laughingstock of the Universe...

[@melancholygirl840]

Ya what a neanderthal!

[@seancarrillo6516]

As a Texan, I hate that man. I disagree with just about everything my representatives say and do. SOS

[@villanessa]

😳😳😳😳😳 wow 🤣

[@somethingclever4563]

It should be a felony for any republican to utter the phrase "That's not something a president should say"

[@thumperpaul155]

They need to never even think of impeaching anyone considering the crap they let go.

[@somethingclever4563]

@@thumperpaul155 lol you got that right

[@honeyartstudios]

LOOOL 🤣🤣 especially funny tonight!! Jimmy is such a joy

[@elusivelectron]

Just goes to show you that they'll believe anything you tell them.

[@johndoe-ek1qs]

They won't believe you if you tell them who actually won the election or other facts!

[@HairynosedWombat163]

Math was never my high point in school, but even I can see that this guy can't even add up!

[@YoRocky89]

Thank you guys for being a bright spot in these uncertain times, for bringing a lot of laughs and information to us in a comedic way! You guys earned my subscription tonight! 👏

[@TbarRocks]

Go TX..stop the madness

[@jamesoblivion]

It's like the movie Face/Off...and just like in that movie, we have to ignore the HUGE difference between the rest of their bodies in order for the idea to work.

[@jeanicallan6503]

You are so right! That movie was so beyond stupid... it's on my worst movie list!

[@keepzitreal2892]

Lol I just posted about face-off before I read your reply,Amazing.

[@keepzitreal2892]

Lol I just posted about face-off before I read your reply,Amazing.

[@jamesoblivion]

@@jeanicallan6503 Face/Off is a guilty pleasure. One of those over the top 90s action movies where every single aspect is so stupidly ludicrous, but in a way I can't stop watching because it's hilarious.

[@jeanicallan6503]

@@jamesoblivion love your name! I agree the movie is laugh-worthy for sure. The continuity was lost and it was impossible to keep track of who is who. There was a movie made in the late eighties, I think, don't remember he title but it was about a guy (Michael Keaton) who cloned himself and had a number of clones but it got ridiculous at the end. Oh, well I like your comment!

[@michaelburt5824]

There's an old saying shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house.

[@yvettearrington9277]

Hello Michael how are you doing?

[@michaelburt5824]

@@yvettearrington9277 Well and yourself?

[@marleewells6]

Identity theft isn’t a joke, Donald

[@MikeFelix1805]

Millions of families suffer every year 🤣

[@ServiServiServiServi]

@@MikeFelix1805 hahaha

[@samanthamcintosh3829]

Michael!!!

[@elvinhayes7120]

Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica

[@bench2760]

😄😄😄🤩

[@donniebunkerboi9975]

Donnie promised a big and beautiful wall. He got Z. Failed big time.

[@ingelarson6738]

He promised a lot and failed on everything except a big win and tax cut for the rich! We did not win or got tired of winning for example. New, better healthcare, etc.

[@telectronix1368]

Hey, there's some (easily scaleable) fencing now. So....... yeah, it's not a wall.

[@Redkittttttt]

.........TRUMP 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ I AM TRUE ALPHA MALE. I AM THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER. I WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸🗽🇺🇸🗽🇺🇸🗽🇺🇸🗽🇺🇸🗽🇺🇸

[@donniebunkerboi9975]

@@Redkittttttt half million dead and many more unemployed

[@donniebunkerboi9975]

@@Redkittttttt yeah he joined one termer club as worst member

[@noiserocker]

I love how he just keeps on losing the election.

[@menosbbgirl]

Me too! Haha

[@shellecapos8574]

No, but “he won.” He’s just not President.

[@shellecapos8574]

Lorraine Moore 1 term President, twice impeached, got covid and hospitalized, separated the country, started an insurrection, kicked off Twitter, lost in every court in the land, and soon to be indicted.

[@benniecrawford6876]

No one can loose like the Donald.

[@chrisdebusschere9873]

Please don’t choke on your “blue pill” oh yeah, Hillary is the one who threatened to blow up the White House. It is on record. Please use your brain 🧠

[@marisabenson1222]

Who could have predicted that America would be the biggest threat to the world, but here we are.

[@philippinepalestra]

Countries like mine which were former US colonies and/or suffered from violent US interventions and unfair international agreements: "Hmm..."

[@PabloSanchez-qu6ib]

@@philippinepalestra in other words about half of the world.

[@SithLordNefaar022]

@@PabloSanchez-qu6ib 💯💯💯💯

[@Goatchild90]

"This pile of old wet socks"

[@bjornsantens9030]

That was a bit hard...from the standpoint of wet socks

[@redphoenix298667]

Well unfortunately a pile of old wet socks have more personality that Lindsey Graham

[@fhol]

Stop giving DT such publicity and making him relevant when he no longer is.

[@mariallopiz861]

That is exactly his best medicine. Just ignore him please. Enough.

[@utubeuseronline3385]

For real! That’ll drive the 🍊🤡 insane 💯

[@wendyestrella4074]

Exactly why??

[@JoeyDavies777]

Kimmel does it for rating. Kimmels show stinks and he’s not funny.

[@factsmatter8449]

he terrorized the country for four years, ENOUGH ALREADY! He needs to be utterly Ignored, and we need to move forward .

[@dw999]

An episode of "how i met mother" -- laughing aloud. Thanks, writers!

[@howardkerr8174]

DAYAM, this deserves more than the thumbs up I gave it.

[@lbarbato6425]

He wasn’t the president ever, he just had the title lol.

[@leecolebush5462]

💯

[@eliaslopez-cruz2854]

He was Mr. President Turdmp! Right?

[@lbarbato6425]

@@eliaslopez-cruz2854 president Donald Shemozzle Trump, 3D worse president in US history according to Siena.

[@kazaspopes6109]

Boooo

[@lbarbato6425]

@@kazaspopes6109 yeah, boo boo

[@Brian-_]

What's the next theory? Donald Trump will finally rid of Jared and Melania then marry Ivanka?

[@katl6426]

"Gods" with tacky fake gold idols can probably do whatever they want 🤣🤣

[@OMR6468]

I wouldn't put it past Trump to marry Ivanka, weird old psycho

[@DG-cu1vt]

@Rap Cat - You are exactly the type of people Jimmy is talking about 😂🤣😂🤣

[@vivapinata7728]

@@katl6426 I mean, at least make them REAL gold idols, come on!

[@maroru7577]

Yeap. coming up next.

[@beng557]

Many people are saying authorities found meth in the QAnon Shaman’s prison purse.

[@helenmurphree3434]

Prison purse? Is that a body cavity 😳

[@victoriawilliams2786]

Oh my goodness! He's been demanding organic food. It would be so ironic if its true. 😂

[@victoriawilliams2786]

@@helenmurphree3434 But, my dear.

[@waynelizardi2928]

Organic meth.

[@debbimendez307]

Leave it to mother lol

[@audi92310]

Jimmy you brighten my day 😀😀

[@nwajules]

“The aluminum hat crowd” 😂🤣😂 FaceOff conspiracy “they haven’t synched up the mouth yet” 🤣😂🤣

[@bigmamabecky30ross2]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vincentmurphy8337]

Hello jules how are you doing?

[@BYlovey11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lw3269]

WTF is wrong with this Wyoming senator? Giving Biden an F for not opening schools within a hundred days after 43 days in office? The stupidity is real.

[@takkieterror5152]

This is beyond pathetic. Where do republicans keep finding these people? And how the hell do they get in office? It looks more and more that GOP is beyond repair.

[@mr.jessem.weaver8436]

Your team deserves an Emmy for that commerical alone!

[@carlostorres633]

‘Fun North Korea vibe’ 😂😂

[@sthope6176]

"A haunted mannequin" 😆

[@logic7753]

That sent me.

[@lizettealvarez2655]

*screaming* yeeeeeesssssss

[@menosbbgirl]

That part made me CRACK TF UP soooo hard!!!! I was looking in the comments to see if anyone else thought it was as funny as I do. 😹😹😹😹😹😅

[@sarcasmo57]

Thank you Mr Kimbol.

[@TB-vn4tq]

That was funny, thx Jimmy for making us laugh during these hard times.

[@suzannahirwin7165]

Washington is looking suspiciously like Beirut.

[@ServiServiServiServi]

Lol

[@Krackonis]

Well when you got literally white supremacists threatening to attack you and they got a fascist leader why take chances?

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

@@Krackonis That's a good point.

[@mnews2270]

When a previous President incited a insurrection and kills a police officer, injures dozen others, damages the capitol, ......yes it does.

[@SRosenberg203]

@@Krackonis Because it's a cowardly act of caving to terrorism? They shut down all business for the day over those threats, which meant that these terrorists win. Yes, have security, by all means, but don't stop working because of terrorist threats. Continue to work, with a proper security presence, and if the terrorists do show up, respond with force.

[@mimim9265]

You are the man Jimmy!!

[@user-oldblindguyD]

Shaman Boy actually, "stopped to sample the magic mushrooms," instead of his self-imposed mission to, "protect the muffins."

[@truepeacenik]

Don’t blame the shrooms. The dude doesn’t understand traditional shamanism. He’s doing conservatives on Phish Tour “shamanism”

[@johnprekurat6960]

@@truepeacenik Trump should be given 'shrooms; slip them into one of his Big Macs. He might start behaving like a relatively sane and civil human being. Anyway - it can't hurt to experiment.

[@redryno108]

Now they will find a new date for their next Fairytale. Vegas should start taking bets.

[@abimaeladorno4099]

Yes. April 1st. It will happen on April 1st for sure.

[@meemeepalmer4144]

😂😂😂😂 Jimmy ,u keep me going throughout all of this!!!💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@linhenry3529]

"A haunted mannequin"? OMG. Awesome monologue.

[@MrsSlocombesPuddyCat]

Have you seen Jared on the new version of Spitting Image? Very funny.

[@vincentmurphy8337]

Hello lin you have a lovely profile picture how are you doing?

[@daniellejones6398]

These QAnon people are my entertainment. Lol ignorance is bliss AND entertaining. Lol

[@vincentmurphy8337]

Hello how are you doing?

[@fadedrose9]

"Why is it that the people who claim to love this Countr so much want to blow it up." BINGO!

[@mixedhairless]

Tears were forming from this comedy skit... 😂

[@MountainLWolf]

He's standing next to Rand Paul, so that says everything.

[@bimiup1]

That’s Rand Paul. Ron Paul is his idiot father.

[@villehytonen7279]

Who was that clown by the way?

[@Dominicn123]

@@bimiup1 lol what, isn’t Ron Paul like super beloved by the people?! Serious question.. because I clearly remember whrn everyone had preached as if he was the only actual true hero of America lol what happened do you know???

[@JSkyGemini]

@@Dominicn123 They're all stupid, they think Ronnie Raygun was a saint too. He's in the top 3 worst presidents ever list. And in the top 2 horrible B tv "actor" turned president list. Americans have incredibly short memories, especially if there wasn't a lot of explosions like in a Michael Bay movie.

[@thomasskokan4644]

@@Dominicn123 " Libertarians are Republicans who want to legalize smoking pot " Sign @ occupy Philly yrs ago Ron Paul ( daddy paul ) was hyped up as you say to be the new savior of white middle classia ( Kind of a smarter Reagan lite ) filling the gap between the end of Reagan & the ascendancy of the current Former Unconvicted Chief Klansman. He sold out by agreeing to come back to the Republican fold if they gave his son a shiny new senate seat which they gleefully obliged. As with DJT & DT jr. the younger Paul is a considerable drop off from daddy , tho not quite as stark as the disparity between the 2 trumpets ( tho , being trumpets , they do both BLOW ) Kind of sez it ALL that he was named for AYN RAND ( If you don't know of her , please check out an old B&W TV interview of her by a young Mike Wallace in .... 1954 ? ) It is available online & is quite the eye opener ! Take a good look at how she moves her 👀 s , She is not SANE ! Yet she was adored by some intelligentsia for her book " Atlas Shrugged ". She became a kind of demigoddess in the 50's & early 60s .

[@OfficerDva444]

Calling these ppl Neandertals is too nice for them and an insult to Neandertals.

[@agbooladaniel7773]

Everything about Trump is a joke, a comedy full of laughter if not for its serious impact on the real people of all persuasions who are affected negatively and need help.

[@7GSC251]

I REALLY love your first name. 🥬🥒

[@servantofourlordjesuschris6456]

Sleepy joe don’t know what executive orders he’s signing.

[@vincenzoweazer928]

If he doesn't like the food in jail, don't get locked up

[@majorneptunejr]

Quite A Number Of Nuts

[@beng557]

Nice! I just spit water everywhere when I read the title!! 😂

[@marleewells6]

Lmaoo Jimmy is so funny

[@westlifefan8480]

Funny but stupid 😂

[@teepee8479]

@@westlifefan8480 that’s the point, as long as you laugh 😂👍

[@westlifefan8480]

@@teepee8479 Maybe good for the show not for him.

[@adnanterzic495]

His writers are funny.

[@westlifefan8480]

@Donna Willams To me he is.

[@FabFunty]

They are like the Jehovahs Witnesses who always had to find a new date for the Armageddon when it again didn't happened.

[@catlady4122]

"This pile of wet socks, A Haunted Mannequin, Lady Rudy" :).....That was funny $h!t. Im now cleaning up the coffee I sprayed trying not to choke

[@Rapido20]

That was a funny bit like only jimmy can deliver “He literally stop the steal” ..... ..... Of muffins 😁

[@Bhosadilal]

Muffins is such a funny word... I havent even seen any cos i am in india, but that word cracks me up. 😂

[@hclpfwtx]

@@Bhosadilal Muffins.......

[@Lmfao1010]

@@Bhosadilal you’re in India and have never seen muffins?!?? Bro where in India are you

[@Bhosadilal]

@@Lmfao1010 , chanda. Yaha bakery me koi 'muffins do uncle', nhi bolta.

[@Bhosadilal]

@@Lmfao1010 , aur bawli gand, tune kaha khaya b muffins?

[@carmenkontz8511]

Those people are getting really whacked out 😂

[@WaffleEBay12]

Did Yehya say "Uganda forever" instead of "Wakanda forever"? LOL

[@maxis5650]

Yes, he did :) Yehya is probably old enough to remember Idi Amin in his "prime".