Trump Is "Surprised" He's Being Impeached for Ukraine Scandal: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at the House Judiciary Committee debating two articles of impeachment against President Trump.
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[@valdofranc3470]

If you think trump is smart. You need to be evaluated.

[@benitosotelo444]

If you think greta is person of the year. You're a child.

[@michaelmiller44820]

@@benitosotelo444 Way to #BeBetter

[@benflippin5070]

Before denouncing someone’s intelligence, you should learn how to formulate proper sentences.

[@elbarjones4812]

@@benitosotelo444 She is a child....you are an imbecile.

[@roocmon5105]

@@benitosotelo444 LOSER!!!!

[@tinacarter9050]

It's absolutely pathetic that a 73 year old bully is going after a 16 year old girl.

[@tinacarter9050]

Ms. Q true that

[@synthealien9093]

..he's an average american.

[@coolwater55]

Tina Carter And creepy!

[@philip3020]

@Nickolas Schneider lol

[@dmack1443]

It should never have gone beyond the mocking of a disabled reporter.

[@ms.q7445]

Amen!

[@corrinejoy3571]

D Mack agreed this is crazyyyyy ...American is so disgraced

[@wastedbread8036]

He never mocked a disabled reporter? You people need to be more honest or Trump will win in 2020.

[@coreyanderson7359]

Wasted Bread yes he did you dipshit.... trumptards= denial

[@coreyanderson7359]

No Name bite me

[@el0j]

trump: "this is not even a big impeachment, this is impeachment light" also trump: *pikachu face*

[@SRosenberg203]

@Cameron Luer Even if he's not removed from office, do you not understand that he's going to prison literally the MINUTE he can't claim executive privilege? The number of charges levied against him in State Court here in New York are more than enough to put him behind bars for the rest of his life. So many he'll serve two terms, but unless your proposal is that he dies in office, he'll get to have the distinction of being the only US President to die in prison.

[@noraamburgey5463]

@Cameron Luer shut up LOSER

[@noraamburgey5463]

@@SRosenberg203 oh yesss, I can't wait for that lunatic idiot goes to prison

[@joeexotic2545]

A 73 year old man , who's the president of the USA has nothing better to do than attack and ridicule a kid . What is wrong with this country

[@Edu_Kate]

I wish HE'D wear a tan suit. Fox and Friends would say it was genius.

[@mikebronicki6978]

"What is wrong with this country?" Donald Jackass Trump.

[@beckyguelette5114]

More a question of what's wrong with this individual and his enablers

[@sallyhines7527]

@@mikebronicki6978 And the idiots who voted for him!

[@loreenharris681]

@Nickolas Schneider "What's wrong with with the world is people like you trying to silence people with different opinions"...preach this to your orange president Russian agent because he does the same thing (ex: Greta Thunberg). "All of you people on this thread are sheep and pathetic excuses for human beings"..some like you like doing a lot of projecting just your orange god.

[@supremacy2040]

Where’s Melania’s anger on Twitter when her husband attacks underage girls for political means. I suppose “be best” is for everyone BUT the Trump family.

[@cinderella5053]

Supre Macy Melania is as useless as her idiot husband and step 🐐 (kids).

[@prometheusunbound7628]

Bingo

[@bossgandy]

She knows that’s the “best” of Trump :)

[@couragekarnga8735]

Tey wouldn't know wat best is if it it tem in te face!

[@sammyi2505]

Honestly I think she's checked out by this point.

[@judeangione3732]

"I don't need any witnesses." McConnell would be eliminated from any normal jury pool if he said something like that.

[@wordzmyth]

Mitch McConnell has made one thing clear. The senate majority leader has too much power to block legislation and senate processes

[@thesoundsmith]

Witnesses are required to the THE TRUTH! Then there would be a FORMAL RECORD for history. EVEN THE KANGAROOS ARE AVOIDING THIS ONE...

[@Kadus500]

@@thesoundsmith the only people refusing are trumpers

[@DrWhom]

different justice for the rich

[@trinity9042]

​@@aspen7771 Senators will be required to take the following oath or affirmation: “I solemnly swear (or affirm) that in all things appertaining to the trial of the impeachment of President Donald John Trump, now pending, I will do impartial justice according to the Constitution and laws: So help me God.” Thus, Senators are not allowed to be biased.

[@hitthegoat]

The fact that Graham said he won't even hear witnesses should piss everyone off

[@jilliansmith7123]

If any other juror in any other trial stated beforehand, "I'm not even going to listen to a single witness, this trial is a farce and I judge the accused to be completely innocent right NOW," he would be removed and possibly the entire jury panel would have to be replaced if he had already tainted them. But for this, MOST important trial in recent decades, he's allowed to say that and half the country applauds his smart character?

[@derekj1532]

Both radical republicans and radical democrats need to be kicked out of office. People just can’t seem to find a middle ground anymore 🤦‍♂️😞

[@derekj1532]

Kerry L demonrat? 🤣😜

[@jilliansmith7123]

Kerry L: what are you going to do when he loses?

[@kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu]

@@jilliansmith7123 Don't feed the troll...

[@shesemerald2011]

Reading these impeachement updates have me concerned AF. This disgusting thing in man flesh is a criminal by no stretch of the imagination. Please let this guy pay for his crimes.

[@cinderella5053]

Madsmore I’m surprised he is still alive

[@jjay6432]

Our prime minister hid in a freezer to avoid questions this seems too be a pattern for these cowards😑

[@bluewinterstorm]

That really was the funniest thing i saw all week Reporter: Mr. Johnson, uncomfortable question Johnson: Just a mo' *Walks into deep freezer* 😅 *Doorslam* 😂

[@CeeDubTee]

At least we get elected :)

[@willxin4517]

Sometimes the press yells questions at our leaders when they are trying to get something done. Place and time. At least the PM holds press conferences.

[@ronnietarnacke5153]

@Da Squirrel more like corporate sell outs and progressives, on the left in the US.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Isn't life interestin tese days?

[@cccro6228]

Of course he is surprised that he is being impeached; what he is saying is, "I've done much worse and gotten away with it."

[@somprahedblom4922]

Sherlock in flesh?

[@almostjane1754]

OMG - SO completely true. Taken right out of the narcissist's handbook.

[@msc2u1]

Exactly!!!

[@williamoorejr]

Respond to fast talkers with a calm "Could you say that again?" If repeated- do it again

[@BHPaperstacks]

Doesnt work when they have a pulpit unfortunately.

[@AffRobi]

I am from Switzerland and often look at our awkward politicans, and than I take a look at America and think: "Nah, we are good!"

[@priscillajimenez27]

Can I come to Switzerland?

[@FGar90]

🤣

[@covfefeyourself7329]

Me too?

[@shaneiapearson6977]

😔

[@tashgambas4374]

I do the same in Australia!

[@priscillajimenez27]

He's hating on the fact that she won Person of the Year and he didn't

[@cleverusername9369]

WOW. Hot take there. Real groundbreaking info.

[@whitneyfluttershyelizabeth]

Dan Witzke but accurate, so what’s your point?

[@smokindauberdoo4208]

Greta's comeback was FANTASTIC

[@TheRightTub308]

Priscilla Jimenez response to miss Greta linked below. kzbin.info/www/bejne/faG5c3tjfb5ohdk Don’t forget she joins the great list of other people like Stalin and Hitler that we’re named person of the year. Congratulations, that’s a group worth bragging about, not.

[@johndoe-ro7xi]

@@TheRightTub308 Trump won it too. Your argument is weird.

[@synthealien9093]

"..a husk of a husk, you're a russian nesting doll." Nailed it.

[@theannaallen4530]

I just wish they had taken a moment to paint Putin's face on the nesting doll... missed opportunity there. I love these guys

[@BunneRabb]

Did he? How? "Russian nesting doll"? Is this another piece of evidentiary testimony?~snicker~

[@ertu2382]

@@theannaallen4530 ppl

[@sjtheoldone]

I laughed so hard when he compared trump to a exploding tick lol.

[@mariannejanis7995]

I normally call one of his faces a constipated Porcupine

[@GB-TX]

“Republicans in Elevators” needs to be an SNL skit.

[@Marlowekay]

Totally Agree!!! SNICKER! SNICKER!

[@pennychurchward1481]

Gillian Broadway ..how many republicans can fit into a lift at one time...

[@altusshow7574]

Or a Netflix series. "Republicans in elevators getting covfefe"

[@LiveMusicOntario]

I'd watch that over carpool karaoke any day.

[@IMSiegfried]

@@altusshow7574 :D

[@sacluvsBM]

Trump says he likes military members who don't get captured. I like presidents who don't get caught. At least they have some intelligence.

[@mattgranger1221]

The guy doged the draft while my grandfather served with special forces

[@mattgranger1221]

I do not respect that at all.

[@Dj.Hylanda]

He doesn't believe or trust INTELLIGENCE... Even from his own party!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@JBC352]

I remember watching house of cards with jealousy (before the whole spacey mess) because they had a president who actually was cautious about what he did or said in public because he cared about what people thought of him...

[@hks2377]

Robert I like presidents who don’t have lying, crimes & abuse of power, as their defaults.

[@mrken5454]

Of course he’s “surprised”.........He has never been held responsible for anything in his entire life!!!

[@yshouldifoogle6724]

Ken Lindquist well you do refuse to give credit for this ongoing record shattering economy!

[@Octoberfurst]

Ken, Trump has been a crook his whole life and his cheated thousands of people out of their money. Just once I'd like to see that POS pay for what he has done.

[@Octoberfurst]

@@yshouldifoogle6724 You mean that fantastic economy he inherited from Obama? He shouldn't take credit for someone else's work.

[@wordzmyth]

He does have moral Teflon. Actions that would destroy another person's life just slide off him.

[@jameslatham2457]

@@yshouldifoogle6724 hey bud - this is a direct result of corp tax breaks resulting in stock buy back for large corporations- which then drives up stock prices. You have a small part of the country making most of the money ( most dont have stock). this is just reallocation of funds to wealthy ppl.once this is done - the corporations will squeeze the ppl when thiis is completely done and that will crash the economy. We are going to feel it- just you wait.

[@nadinadi8385]

“For there to be a husk, there had to have been a man there to begin with.” 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@goemon4]

>Lindsay graham "impeachment can hurt the office of the presidency" >Lindsay graham 20 years ago "lets impeach bill clinton"

[@gggggggggggggggggg161]

@Antonio Sciorra I wonder how many conservative politicians are actually closeted or very down low, and "flaming" homophobes at work

[@martinnibataan7046]

@@gggggggggggggggggg161 well that drunkard Gaitz for one....he shouldn't be allowed on the bench

[@karenpiotte90]

Graham "why did he change his testimony" because everyone else who knew about it told the truth. He didn't want to go to jail!

[@foreverstrong693]

Picking on a 16yr old girl just shows how weak Trump really is. "WeakBoy"

[@foreverstrong693]

@Cameron Luer Lol. You're weak to.

[@WarrenWebber]

Lol Gordon Sondland looks like he’s saying the Producers line “They try. Man how they try!”

[@NewMessage]

I can't wait for him to testify... Maaaaaan I hope he testifies.. because he'll do exactly what the broken taillight analogy suggested. He'll list off 40 things he's done that are way worse than the 'Ukraine thing', and demand to know why they've settled on THAT, of all things, to nail him with.

[@hawkeye5955]

The GOP won't let him testify. They are scared shitless at the thought of him perjuring himself in less than two minutes.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I would pay to see Trump destroy bot imself and is party!

[@polz8]

"Did you order the Code Red!?" "YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!"

[@bsing2u]

TRUMPUTIN: It was the highest rating of all time It was the best time, everyone was having a great time It was the most perfect testimony

[@charlesdemers872]

Lordy, I hope he has tapes... AND he testifies. All the video of POTUS from the 2016 campaign, through to the current day, likely works as hours upon hours of evidence to convict POTUS.

[@GloogleGloigle]

Best line about Matt Gaetz: the pot calling the kettle black. ‘cos he used his daddy to get out of trouble for his DUI.

[@spencersherwood7250]

It was dropped because of lack of proof that he had refused a field sobriety test. Apparently the officer's word wasn't enough.

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

@@spencersherwood7250 He must have been SO glad he was pale and rich and not poor and brown skinned or that would never have happened.

[@johnedward3404]

LOVE WATCHING REPUBLICANS CRYING ABOUT THE RULES THEY WROTE. POOR BABIES.

[@derekj1532]

Cameron Luer wdym?

[@noraamburgey5463]

@Cameron Luer MORON

[@Dim3s]

You must not have seen election day snowflake. lol electoral lol republic lol 2020 still won

[@marktroup2978]

Sondland: donates a million dollars to Trump’s election campaign and receives ambassadorship. Republicans: he’s clearly a Democratic operative.

[@FukcYuo-cy5yg]

he was, then he got millions from some anonymousis. then worked for clinton then bush now trump. so he was a dem then a rep then a dem now a rep?

[@ShadowHandzz]

Goldman is getting his ass grilled for donating thousands of dollars to democrats. Matt Gaetz made that perfectly clear. Seemed to slip his mind about Sondland's contribution which won him a place at the table.

[@laurent1144]

Lindsey Graham: Why did Sunderland change his testimony Everyone paying attention: because testimony came out showing he committed perjury. He wanted to come back and tell the truth so he didn't go to jail.

[@FukcYuo-cy5yg]

dak ++ and nice snake

[@MaisyDaisy333]

@@ShadowHandzz Exactly!

[@hasaniburton6024]

More like surprised he couldn’t lie his way out of it. 🙄

[@whitneyfluttershyelizabeth]

6:07 “They did nothing to get the aid released” Because someone blew the whistle on the issue and they had to make it look like they were going to release it the whole time 🙄 are you kidding?

[@TruthAndMoreTruth]

• He made the ask. • He stated a consequence. • He made no attempt to address "corruption" with any other company. • Asking a potentially corrupt government to investigate it's own corruption makes no sense. • He instructed his cabinet to not cooperate with congress. *GUILTY!*

[@jamesjeanalexander4716]

The phone call =both party said no problem The flavor =it is not against the law to ask for and there was nothing gotten and nothing received! The Biden's= Biden is a candidate for the democrats party and is running agents other candidates in that same party! He must win there to run agents Trump! Unless the elections of that party is rigged, ! The out come of that election, it can not be said that he would run agents Trump! At this time and he then is an citizens of the United States. Pres. Trump has the right to investigate any crime by any citizen in any foreign country! The Aid= the aid was given! The aid was on a time line and was sent before the end of that time line. There was no A. S. A. P. But on that time line. NO CRIMES AGAINST THE PRESIDENT!

[@filonin2]

@@jamesjeanalexander4716 Lol, look at all the obvious bullshit you have to write lol.

[@sunrisemorninglory9109]

@@jamesjeanalexander4716 Bot. Foreign bot. Troll.

[@FectacularSpail]

It sure is weird how the State department said that Ukraine had met their milestones as far as fighting corruption to qualify for the aid, and the Trump administration tried to cut funding in half for programs to fight corruption in Ukraine (which Congress rejected).

[@jamesjeanalexander4716]

One dose not need to prove there inosences !

[@Ryan-vl2nn]

I’d love to see mid 90’s Lindsay Graham argue with 2019 Lindsay Graham.

[@trumpstraws4sale645]

I’d love to see mid 90’s Nadless argue with 2019 Nadless. Dummy.

[@timm5362]

"I could shoot a man on 5th Avenue and not lose any supporters." - The only truth he's ever sold.

[@blt4life112]

"And I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant. And therefore I'm inspecting it. You know, they're standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that."

[@l1277]

@SamuraiKage1 Some women were interviewed recently and asked what they thought about that quote, whether they actually agreed with it. Some of them said 'It depends why he shot them'.

[@antonellafabiani2203]

Tim M gosh.. I forgot about this!

[@MaisyDaisy333]

I agree with all of you! How are others so blind to this? I'm deeply concerned about the future of our country.

[@MaisyDaisy333]

@SamuraiKage1 I really want to believe that he won't get away with it, but my fear is that he'll slip away unscathed just like with every other horrible thing he's ever said or done. He seems to have permanent immunity, but I really hope you're right.

[@JJ-ub3mw]

I'll be extremely surprised if any amount of Justice prevails at the end of all this. I fear there are going to be a lot of disappointed people, myself among them.

[@mariesmith8454]

J J, at least he will go down in history as impeached, on the record for what he did, and, his name forever linked with Clinton as impeached presidents. That's a real ''kick in the head,'' and he deserves it.

[@jayw6034]

He probably won't be impeached, but I'm pretty sure he'll be voted out of office, along with many Republicans in the Senate and House.

[@slactweak]

@@jayw6034 He'll be impeached, he just won't be convicted in the Senate. And yeah, I'm right there with ya on the whole voted out of office thing. I think this impeachment is going to make this disaster a one-term president and THAT, is a win for the country and for Democracy.

[@SanKissJuice]

J J organize a massive protest. Vote out those republicans

[@xy6845]

J J It's possible. So....? What do we do? Accept anything? No, of course not! It's a free country. If we believe in it. If we all lose hope, we will fail everytime. It's a question of credibility and yes, of faith. In freedom. In justice. In the rule of law. In the people's power. In it that corruption can never ultimately prevail. We are the critical thinking mass, the resistance, the backbone of a civil society. If we ever give up on that, it's over. We have to cling on to this vision of a better society because no one else will.

[@sheritownsend7525]

Are we surprised that he's surprised? This man is bizarre on so many levels!

[@ellenjo86324]

"Taillight? I've got like 10 dead bodies in the trunk!"

[@lw3269]

Gym Jordan sounds like he is trying to auction off one of Devin Nune's cows.

[@pannachawangkul585]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@patpierce4854]

MOOOOOO!

[@couragekarnga8735]

And tey're in office! Yikes!

[@FukcYuo-cy5yg]

they had a time limit

[@noraamburgey5463]

Lol

[@JamesWilson-vr3ql]

Y'know, I can remember when Republicans were AGAINST Russian hegemony.

[@jonnelson9760]

It’s weird maybe because they are no longer communist. The republicans are willing to sell the government to the Russians but they hate Mexicans. Maybe the Russians will pay for their wall.

[@daveapplemotors]

I can too. I remember so far back when morality, fiscal responsibility, law and order and protecting The Constitution were tenets of the GOP. I am a Republican and ashamed of the party of tRump.

[@daverain1967]

wasn't that long ago

[@katherineelizabeth4708]

that was before they could be bought. Now they are all as corrupt as the corrupter being impeached.

[@glennrothkirch6627]

That's before Trump came to town and the Republicans suddenly lost their manhood and backbone. They are all totally disgusting traitors and will wake up when the Russian flag is above the Stars & Stripes and wonder what went wrong

[@cha0ticstylez]

He is barely a human being, yet he is somehow, someway the most powerful man in the world and the most laughable.

[@austinblair9869]

Yes he is a great man indeed

[@stickfijibugs]

It is the American sham democracy and electoral system that allowed this to happen. All Americans have to realize they have a responsibility to the rest of the world too, and completely overhaul their governmental system. And, it is getting worse, because impeachments are rising exponentially, when there should no be a single one.

[@Klas13Klas13]

Cameron Luer well, perhaps because the last thing that man is, is a person who understands politics. Or anything else for that matter. Trump’s such a stupid loser.

[@nickberryhill3494]

@@Klas13Klas13 Lol that's why he got elected I suppose?????

[@Klas13Klas13]

Nick Berryhill nah... he got elected because Americans seem to like a good old fashioned bully and lier to lead them, and because of the fact that Russia is a bit too friendly with this so called president. But hey, good luck, and long live the Emperor.

[@portarican82]

When you actually rewatch the statements of Jim Jordan over and over you begin to see that their "defense" is actually no defense at all....like at all.

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

Almost 10,000 views in 20 minutes, looks like a lot of other folks wait for a "Closer Look" every night!

[@MsThebeMoon]

You know it!

[@pannachawangkul585]

Yes, I would not miss it if I can help it. Laughter is good medicine, and heaven knows we need it to keep from going insane.

[@niyitegekaelizaphan991]

Yes 10,000 lesbians

[@Brett_S_420]

Uhhh. You mean 1,000? K = thousand 1.x means the dot would be in the thousandth decimal point position.

[@xymonau2468]

I certainly do.

[@ydiop603]

Lindsey here is a clue: why did you change your mind about Trump?

[@cinderella5053]

Ramel D Blackmail? Seems to be the norm in the USA

[@maxxmabemwe4859]

Trump has evidence that he is in the closet, and old Linda is trembling in his spanks.

[@ydiop603]

Shelley Everton There has to be something he knows or possesses that is damning. He’s a snitch and a coward, definitely won’t go down alone.

[@ProctorsGamble]

He’ll change it back as soon as it’s evident the current gig is up

[@Sandragoldenlee]

He has something on all of them.

[@Eyrie007]

Netflix is starting a new series - "Republicans in Elevators Avoiding Reporters"

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

R.E.A.R. For short.

[@helenbirdart]

Under the spell of the whim and the whimber...Gut busting laughs this morning. Go Seth & team ❤💜💙

[@The.Golden.Door.]

Lindsay's trying too hard to protect trump after he used to bash him constantly. He's hiding some serious dirt.

Would love to give the Repubs some Truth Serum and line them for lie detector tests before they go on break.

[@derekj1532]

Pensa Simpson lololol, make it public (but strictly professional) too

[@katherineelizabeth4708]

@ YES, YES, YES!!!

[@pamelamojekwu5640]

OMG...sank so low that he is attacking a smart child....hmmmm.

[@jesuiscequejesuis2267]

Smart? No. Brainwashed? Yes.

[@StevenERobbins]

@Pamela Mojekwu - Because he ALWAYS attacks anyone who looks or acts smarter than he is. He's a petty, childish, low I.Q., thin-skinned, orange snowflake.

[@xy6845]

Of course he's attacking the smart one. Since he is dumb as a rock the emotionally challenged bully is obviously offended by her ingenuity and is attacking her. Junior high envy feud 101.

[@TimsFoyleHeadgear]

@@jesuiscequejesuis2267 Than still it is low to attack a child

[@jesuiscequejesuis2267]

@@TimsFoyleHeadgear - If you put yourself in the public arena you open yourself up to being critiqued for your controversial opinions. Age has nothing to do with it. Where's your criticism of the people who exploited her by using her as a human shield for their climate change alarmism? The people who figured nobody would attack their position because it was being presented by a young girl?

[@carolstott5337]

'Sunderland' is actually a small town just outside Newcastle! 😂

[@TheRogueStatesman]

"you are a Russian nesting doll of husks"... never a truer statement has been made...

[@OHFORPEATSAKES]

"A tick that's about to burst" That does sum up the coward who bullies a 16 year old. Un-be-lievable.

[@hks2377]

“Be Best” apparently means “bullying is wrong, unless you’re a Trump”🙄

[@cyruschang1904]

À 16-yr Swedish gives better speech in English than the president of the US

[@duff3879kazak]

Classic example for need of education

[@mattcangie]

You're not wrong

[@willxin4517]

Easy to understand, Sweden has a way better education program. 99% of Swedes know where the USA is. Les then 50% of American educated can label the USA on a world map.

[@psychonaut1829]

I believe they are called Swedes (Sweeds)

[@sp_liberated]

She’s got the best words and a proven stable genius.

[@rademfam6856]

Imagine if the dems didn’t win back the house.. what would’ve happened

[@yshouldifoogle6724]

Igotasemi Yo peace and prosperity even more than we have. With record breaking economy 30% more black votes incoming! Smart people vote trump. Haters keep hating

[@JEiowan]

yshouldi foogle - you’re so funny....😂🙏🏽✨💖✨. Like a stone skipping on the surface....no depth of reasoning.

[@derekj1532]

JEiowan 💥 🔥🤯 that man gonna need some aloe Vera for that burn. God damn!

[@nattyski]

yshouldi foogle haha! You are obviously falling for that GOP nonsense hype. Trump is NOT getting 30% of the black vote. I am willing to bet you serious coin on this.

[@Dim3s]

@@JEiowan Imagine being a democrat, on the wrong side of history, in the best economy for minorities EVER. Sit down racist.

[@joelbuchanan471]

Jim Jordan's meth dealer is making a fortune during this hearing.

[@gingerp6631]

Joel Buchanan : Yeah, what is up with him? No jacket, and rapid fire speech? I think he is just there as the bulldog.

[@FukcYuo-cy5yg]

he had a time limit and a very strict time keeper

[@antonellafabiani2203]

Joel Buchanan totally do! He is high as the sky when he speaks.

[@horrorhistory7342]

Fraiser reference?

[@hks2377]

Ginger P He likes to play dress- up & pretend he’s a regular working class guy. It’s a good cover for having 0 personal ethics, apparently. 🙄

[@civil_villain]

2:57 "You look like a tick that's about to burst!" Absolutely perfect description!

[@FixNewsPlease]

Trump has made the entire world a miserable place. :(

[@blt4life112]

He hasn't affected me negatively yet and we've been laughing at the US president since as far as I can remember. "Read my lips, no new taxes" no41 "I did not have sexual relationships with that woman!" no42 "There's no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction." no43 "If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep it." no44 "Witch Hunt!!!" no45

[@FixNewsPlease]

@SamuraiKage1 You're confused.

[@chloekey8043]

That sums up his presidentcy

[@FixNewsPlease]

@Vexkilla Gaming 2 The "way worse" garbage you're talking about it lies. You can't see reality anymore. :(

[@jasonwarwick5062]

@vexkiller gaming - that is called ‘whataboutism’ ...... you cannot defend his actions so you try to point the finger at someone else and say ‘but they did this!” ......That’s not a cogent argument and it’s frankly pathetic. Loosen the strap on your MAGA hat....., it’s cut off the the supply of blood to your brain.

[@ItsAnOldCroneLife]

"You are a Russian nesting doll of husks"

[@danmallery9142]

Al Capone was "surprised" that he was brought down by a tax evasion indictment. Funny how some things work out.

[@paulwinegardener8407]

Best burn of 2019: you are a Russian nesting doll of husks.

[@VicMikesvideodiary]

Damn straight!

[@thesmasher138]

VicMikesvideodiary no No, damn nesting

[@cinderella5053]

Paul Winegardener I love tat statement as well lol

[@jw796]

Well played Sir

[@TacoBear_Studios]

I'm for peace and I approve this message

[@Lanwarder]

I'm not laughing anymore. Trump's got to go.

[@music-xr4co]

"tick about to burst" lmao

[@miralyse.3846]

"He pulled a Fleabag" - is that a figure of speach already? I love it.

[@christian7561]

I see why he would sue his colleges in regards to releasing his grades

[@hks2377]

He even had his bodyguard goons steal his records from his former doctor, instead of doing a HIPA request. Lol! We can’t see his tax records, his transcripts or his medical records. He’s massively in debt to foreign lenders. He only graduated because of his wealthy father. He is overweight, has a heart condition & has a prescription for his hair.

[@Incountry]

Christian He’s got Grades..??

[@whatsupinspace854]

_"I've done soo many crimes...you're going to get me on _*_that!?"_* - King Oompah Loompah

[@jacklevy382]

Oompa, Loompa, Doompa-de-doo. Colluded with Ukraine, Now the president’s through.

[@fatkidtv7924]

fake news is the kkk

[@whatsupinspace854]

@@fatkidtv7924 My hovercraft is full of eels.

[@apackofhoboes]

There is so much crap on this guy it is hard to remember everything.

[@bluegold21]

"Whimber"? The alt-right love their made-up code words.

[@bluegold21]

@Cameron Luer Lets hope they are in there somewhere. Otherwise, there is no hope for the first party.

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Thank you for calling Greta "a 16 year old activist" instead of "a 16 year old girl." It really gives her credit for what she's doing, and it makes it harder to dismiss her.

[@GreenDragon11]

Kaylin Smith Could not agree more!!

[@knpe]

It's impressive how much the Dunning Kruger Effect is at play when it comes to Trump and his proponents. Absolutely stunning, baffling even.

[@jacquesbreaux6788]

to a republican dunning kruger is freddies brother

[@kurtsinger3061]

Somebody give a special gift on one of Miss Lindsey's dresses, then he'll care.

[@GeorgeMinton-jb8ky]

I think the witnesses that are being subjected to Jim Jordan should just calmly say: " I am sorry. I wasn't paying attention. Could you repeat that question? "

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

What’s more concerning, is that he has a lot of other schemes other than the Ukraine scandal...

[@FukcYuo-cy5yg]

right, we are cooking them up right now so after this fails we can jump to something else

[@gingerp6631]

Fukc Yuo : Funny? Ironic? Sarcasm? Whatever, it was a zippy line.

[@FukcYuo-cy5yg]

funny? whatever? sarcastic? yes ironic? idk, answers ZERO!!!! why do people not talk about hunter working for putin?

[@breakthewheelnow8223]

@@FukcYuo-cy5yg Because Trump already does and he is the President of the Divided States of America.

[@hks2377]

Yes. It’s obvious that this is the tip of the iceberg. He’s been corrupt all his life & the presidency is his jack pot.

[@blondemaverick]

I really appreciate the layers therein that Russian Nesting Doll joke

[@synthealien9093]

Word, upon word! Lol

[@jessicaengland3954]

hiding in elevators to avoid interviews... at least its not a fridge

[@klyntarkenny8046]

Does Ukraine have “extradition”? If not... I don’t think Rudy is coming back

Too late. He is back and slopping around our White House with the next reality show idea for Trump to spew.

[@tyler1234321]

And much like a gun it's Russian Roulette every time he speaks.

[@1975Rysky]

Sure but there're usually three bullets in the cylinder.

[@lipsy0567]

Love you Seth , hope you and baby and mum are doing well x

[@freedomfighter2911]

Seth, This is, subtly, your best moment yet. You’re officially a legend....go New Hampshire

[@jeffh8094]

"Oh, take the keys and lock Trump up, lock Trump up, lock Trump up! Oh, take the keys and lock Trump up! He's..a...traitor!"

[@CantonGirl1981]

Jim Jordan is an embarrassment to Ohio. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@leeoffshore9859]

Stephanie Sweany then how the hell does he get elected. None of these lunatics should be in office yet you Americans keep voting in these evil people.

[@thisdamnthingy]

Greta changed her twitter header too. "A teenager working on her anger management problem. Currently chilling and watching a good old fashioned movie with a friend."

[@yetiornot5726]

That was a masterful bit of passive aggression. Never challenge a teenager on the field of the internet to a snark fight. You'll never win.

[@wwhyte6479]

Donny is a 73 year-old man, but have a 16 year-old girl insecurities. Lol

[@vanessaburton8383]

What does that say about his supporters. Show me your companions and tell me who you are

[@haasher10]

Who wants to hear a joke? *Donald Trump*

[@youtubevanced2055]

*laughter from other World Leaders

[@ALCRAN2010]

"I assumed he would run as a Democrat, but I now see he's running as a Joke!" - Obama

[@slactweak]

@@ALCRAN2010 Can you IMAGINE the conniptions the GOP would be having if he was president AND a Democrat?

[@user-ul2sl3nf7e]

Hunter ......you would have to be stupid not to think Dumb Donald is a joke. Trumptards are the proof of this.

[@kaizzen7942]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣

[@davidbrandenburg8029]

of all the laws he has broken they can only come up with 2 charges!.

[@MsDGOODWIN]

#45, Americans Impeach a sitting President for a Stain he left on A Dress.

[@mooglemy3813]

How many stains was that. Or shot slots? I didnt want to know that right now.

[@debraleesparks]

Jordan sounds like he snorted something for breakfast..

[@BarryWaterlow]

Debra Sparks *Cocaine?*

[@debraleesparks]

Carl Bailey yes, he is, and I hope he goes to jail for letting it happen !!!!

[@chloekey8043]

Doug Collins shared his

[@arjanstam78]

Tell me, quick! what's that?! I need it too! NOW! Come, hurry! Chop chop!!

[@arjanstam78]

@Dak Lamerbusch Nazi Germany was propelled by Ice too; they called it Pervitin...

[@feleciawarren5215]

Doug Collins sounds like a Banjo when he speaks...same cadence and everything. Every time he spoke all I heard was a Banjo playing. Kinda like from Deliverance.😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@seaninflorida9741]

Excellent analysis. Seth and his writers are brilliant and funny; a dangerous combination.

[@desertfish1460]

Spot on! THANK YOU so much for the TRUTH!!

[@coolwindinmyhair...5094]

Jordan is on speed. I feel sooo sorry for his wife. Imagine her disputing him. He is a self absorbed bulldozer. The faster and louder he speaks the more he believes he's right. Collins is another one.

[@berniehobabykat]

Stephen Castor: Attempting to defend the indefensible actions of a big orange weasel and all I got was this lousy tote bag 😕

[@siobahneire]

If we succeed in purging Putin's operatives from the oval office, Seth Meyers will have earned our thanks.

[@ke7892]

Can we all just applaud Greta's Twitter profile though? Talk about taking the higher road.

[@richd3480]

Seth nailed it with tha Russia nesting doll joke

[@janmorgan471]

I don't understand why GOP is giving all their power to TRUMP

[@christinacooper1688]

They are Trumpass (sick)ophants is why.

[@bernadettebockis4120]

They're all bought and beholden.

[@nebulous8389]

It's all about the Republicans staying in power and having no integrity

[@spiraljumper74]

Conservatives have always been comfortable making space in their party for whoever will help them consolidate political power. Its nothing new, Trump isn’t an aberration, he’s the logical conclusion. He’s really not that much worse than Gingrich was when he lead the party in the 90’s.

[@patriciaevins6267]

Hear, Hear @jan morgan ....Orwell just got real :(

[@mikelboyd711]

Ofcourse he's surprised a phone call did it. After all the other crooked stuff he did.

[@tommyg421]

Michael a quote of somebody quoting something is a good source right?

[@justhuman24]

Trump had three years to go after Biden. Why now?

[@emmbeesea]

He's surprised? Welcome to the club. Don't hit your butt on the way out, but then again, you might like that.

[@JustPlaneSilly]

Ready for this circus to end.

[@jw796]

Only with prison.

[@demonqueen26]

House votes 23 to 17 today. Impeachment just cleared house. Fingers crossed, people, here we go.

[@shortsatire5669]

“Russian nesting doll of husks.” Right you are.

[@shortsatire5669]

Lindsey Graham, however, needs the demon exorcised from his soul.

[@teamvlcn6820]

I sure he's surprised by his own face every morning in the mirror.

[@EthanRobbins]

How can that be possible he has no reflection

[@flexthought7655]

@@EthanRobbins Racist!