Trump Juror Excuses | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

Donald Trump's trial served as an important reminder about our civic responsibility to try to get out of jury duty.

[@michaels5217]

"Already on another Trump jury" best line of the week. Month. Year.

[@handmadehearts]

[@coryhuff8083]

Yea yea and 2 failed impeachments along with all the other nothing cases, remember the flushed documents? Remember the Russia collusion? Remember the fake pee tape? Remember the fact you’ve been saying this for 7 yrs. So when’s the prison time and what crime will you claim?

[@Bloodcurling]

Spoiler

[@jhenmoran2]

Should have said already on two other Trump juries

[@Matthew-yt6yi]

​! 😢bb no 8"lsout

[@gh5972]

Trump to last potential juror: “Who?”

[@Bloodcurling]

The accuracy of the court sketches is a nice touch

[@dannyfrog]

"Never heard of this Trump dude, but he looks guilty as fuck." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bloodcurling]

Want the subtitle job?

[@Rays_Bad_Decisions]

😂😂😂 Liberalism

[@user-po2qb6cm9q]

That last one___ ouch 😅

[@lancemanyon7645]

Another potential juror allegedly said “I wouldn’t believe Trump even if he had his tongue notarized”

[@abellopez.]

Squeezed in tiffany right at the end 😂

[@gambz1964]

Just like Trump has always done.

[@scottdorsch5149]

Man this video ended abruptly

[@ivareskesner2019]

There's not a person on this planet with an internet connection and even the slightest interest in global politics who wouldn't have a bias in this case. One way or the other.

[@ivareskesner2019]

@@philipstanco6011 It could be anywhere and he would be right.

[@ceofounder]

Most excellent, intelligent, and tell it like it is commentary!

[@lexirowe3151]

Well that would happen for nearly anyone who’s been in the public eye for years…

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Why can't we be non judgemental with the news ? I've been non judgemental with my coworkers to the point I didn't notice they're drug addicts.

[@nickbarcheck1019]

@@ivareskesner2019 You're assuming everyone cares about politics. Most people don't. My brother in law doesn't know who the President or VP is and he's in his 40s.

[@ToneLoc1970]

It's me Tiffany!! Killed me

[@taylorlibby7642]

No one wants their fate decided by a group of people who couldn't avoid jury duty.

[@KB-sv7fm]

Many people feel that jury duty is their civic responsibility , so they don’t bother to fight it.

[@TheInverseable]

Go in, "jury nullification" never get asked again

[@KB-sv7fm]

@@TheInverseable Orange Hitler should be able to commit any crime he wants ? E. Jean Carroll would disagree.

[@MrAdoh2010]

​@@KB-sv7fmThose entitled people are the worst. I'll take the French and Swiss system.

[@KB-sv7fm]

@@MrAdoh2010 Entitled ?

[@emsleywyatt3400]

You just walk in and: "Which one's the criminal?"

[@InservioLetum]

"It's me, Tiffany" SAAAAVAGE

[@butch9973]

Tiffany 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raquelalmeida9002]

She might just be the lucky Trump... 😢

[@CaptainCologne]

Good job writers. You hit it out of the park on this segment!

[@queenannsrevenge100]

To get impartial jurors for the trial I would have thought they’d have to go to an Antarctic science station or something…

[@ernimuja6991]

Recently woken up coma patients.

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

Selecting these juries has pushed a very important question to the forefront of the coming election: is there a single person left in this country that is both willing to vote and has not already formed an opinion about Donald Trump? Like, I keep hearing about these mythical individuals called "undecided voters," and I'm not convinced they exist.

[@isaacshaver6218]

Ive actually used a version of #7.. i said, "id been waiting to be a juror cuz i can just look at somebody & tell if they guilty."

[@DarksideDave42]

😂😂😂😂

[@melwebley1114]

Me too!!!! 😂

[@vs52217]

I actually can do that ... I watch a lot of true crime mysteries and I can tell just by looking at a picture or video of a person in the beginning before they give any evidence and I can tell if they are guilty.

[@DarksideDave42]

​@@vs52217 Same for me .... First time I saw Don the Con I knew that he was a lying cheating sleazebag ....

[@karencampbell2410]

Nice tie Bill

[@edgar9651]

With excuses like that you never know if they actually happened.

[@TheRealThomasPaine1776]

You and the other comedians should be paying Trump, he's giving you so much material. What would you even make jokes about if you didn't have Trump?

[@tellurye]

All jokes aside, yes you want to AVOID jury duty like the plague. The pay is a joke (like $8 a day (not an hour), the food you get is what they are serving in jail, if sequester you dont get your own room - just sucks. Now - GRAND jury? YES! You totally want to be on a grand jury as you are treated like royalty! $50 - $100 day (depending on location, awesome food, and very nice accommodations if sequestered.

[@icantollie]

Yes, bc that's what doing your duty as a citizen is all about after all; it's all about the moola

[@tellurye]

@@icantollie Um, Im not doing ANYTHING for the local govt if they are going to treat me like crap. Its not about the moola - its all about respect.

[@Brian-os9qj]

Thx Bill

[@keystolifemusicschool]

Funny! and the imagery is great!

[@NotSoMuchFrankly]

Black guy: "He looks guilty as fuck!" 🤗🤗🤗

[@billyccall5774]

Imagine dunking on Canada but this is your country's presidential election......

[@SARCASTICLES]

Not me......Canada is my first choice of a new place to live if we get the second coming of Orange Jesus and his horde of hosers.

[@johnharris6655]

It will be interesting when the Defense calls former Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance, the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York and the Head of the Federal elections commission and have them explain to a jury why they never indicted Trump because he did not break the law.

[@chedelirio6984]

Wrong trial.

[@johnharris6655]

@@chedelirio6984 Nope, this has nothing to do with the payments, Bragg has twisted into some sort of trial about election interference.

[@Melesniannon]

Wrong trial aside, how's that even interesting? You are aware an officer of the court can choose not to prosecute even if they believe a person is probably guilty? You are also aware that such an officer doesn't decide guilt, but jurors and judges do so their personal opinion on whether or not somebody broke the law isn't evidence of anything?

[@raylipschitz5297]

The awkward shots of the guests just awkwardly laughing and looking down.

[@Unwokefeller77]

TDS is alive and well.

[@markmcarthy596]

Welcome to the Grand Illusion, All the World's a Stage

[@jasontibbetts9981]

Wow, how deep and profound. Such an original thinker 🤣🤣

[@MustadMarine]

Trump will not have an impartial jury

[@Rolexriderusa]

Oh, how I wish to be a Jurer on a Trump trial!!!!

[@mammawlee]

I would so be tempted to lie...

[@satishvemuri5159]

@mammawlee this is why half the US thinks the trial is a sham

[@ivareskesner2019]

Why? So you can vote the way you already decided to vote long ago, before you even heard the full facts? That's precisely why people like your good self wouldn't be accepted. Because you've already made up your mind.

[@vermont741]

*juror

[@DarksideDave42]

Totally hypothetical since I live far away from NYC ..... But if questioned I would say that I care deeply about the rule of law and I would set aside all previous opinions and render a verdict based only on the evidence presented in court ....

[@dante556]

😂 Billl I'm not from the US but I hope the day will come when you meet Trump.

[@frankbauerful]

They should have asked "Who can NOT be impartial?" and then only kept those who raised their hands. Someone who claims he can be impartial in a trial of Trump is either lying or stupid. The other people are at least aware of their own bias and honest enough to admit it.

[@milliegirl7514]

Diaper Don gets what he is freely advertising on a minute by minute basis. No Mercy

[@johnharris6655]

Well if the judge had to fill out a jury questionnaire, he could not be on the jury.

[@niltomega2978]

indeed no lefty has any ability to be impartial.

[@Humanity4ALL]

Individual one was not political, didn’t Trumps DOJ convict his lawyer based on his actions for Trump. How is this political implications. Think before you speak. I’m 54 and learned that decades ago.

[@RaymondCore]

The judge in the Trump 'hush money' case predicts the trial could last until November 6 and Trump must be present every day they have court.

[@batgurrl]

Mid show graphic presentations never fail to amuse the hell out of me. Hey dad, it’s me, Tiffany, nice touch, Bill.

[@horticultureandhomes]

So Bill, why are 63% of IRS audits the middle class?

[@stephenroot1012]

This is the funniest thing that he could say about O.J. when I typed both names in the search bar? I can remember during the trial when he summed the situation up best with: " A funny thing happened when the LAPD set out to frame O.J. . They found out that he did it. " on his then show ' Politically Incorrect '.

[@rtel123]

good one. My fav is from Leno, when he said "did you hear Johnny Cochrane's opening remarks? Wow, I think for a moment he even had OJ convinced he was innocent!"

[@gregorydwight5669]

Funny, but they define his guilt based on charges, not convictions

[@LloydDrepaul]

Yeah.

[@johnmartlew5897]

No. It’s usually based on evidence. There are mountains of it.

[@coryhoggatt7691]

@@johnmartlew5897not in this case.

[@TheyDontKnowJack]

I think those courtroom sketches may be AI generated.

[@patrickjenkins6383]

The last one was pretty Savage. 😲

[@williamwinn948]

Bill wants a guilty finding

[@BrianMiller1973]

WOOOOOOOO!

[@charliebakerspen]

If you want people to serve on a jury, pag their salary for the duration of the trial. Poor people dont like giving up wages to listen to trials of rich people

[@beezee7691]

Point is NO!

[@anaibarangan4908]

Great show, loved especially the towards the end segments of the show, and that's usually how it is, and explaining it ALL, is "NPR has full employment that all Democrats". So much for diversity, because obviously diversity of opinions is unwanted All of the categories of the Democrat voters has to be the same mentality , approve and support it all, to win elections.. That includes what pointed out about the sexualization of children.

[@AccidentlyParanormal]

I'm a Canadian with no horse in this race but I cannot stop watching did Donald Trump show is completely fascinating every bit of it

[@paulsmith8510]

Helps distract from Trudeau having turned Canada into a septic tank?

[@gabbylaughs0574]

Lol hilarious

[@LloydDrepaul]

I'm not American And I spit my drink out my mouth After hearing only once 😂 The Tiffany joke that is.

[@Dfturcott]

The fact “i have a dog” was a valid excuse is proof this country has gone crazy

[@reneelibby4885]

Actually, it just means that people treat their pets as family. As it should be- if you take on that responsibility. I think there are WAY better examples as to how this country has gone crazy. Like supporting a Russian asset and a r*apist... I can go on...

[@Harkness78]

I hate Trump but I could definitely be impartial when it comes to the evidence. If somehow his defense team could present reasons for how this Hush Money scheme was not his idea or is somehow completely legal, I would vote to acquit. They can't, but if they could I would vote innocent.

[@devstuff2576]

see you already disqualified. it is the accuser who must prove guilt, not the other way around

[@peterbarnes66]

@@devstuff2576 agreed

[@bobbafett1849]

lol the problem IN THIS CASE is that the guy Chump got to do his criming was convicted and did jail time. Not conceivable for Chump not to know, esp when he signed the checks and was in the WH as the sitting potus when some were signed.

[@Harkness78]

@@devstuff2576 No see, we know he is guilty of this particular action, it is beyond 100% proven in public. He had his Lawyer pay off someone to stay silent with campaign money, that is an illegal way y to use campaign money. So it is on the Defense to bring up precident and legal theory to show that somehow that is not a crime.

[@Erasmo-v-frias]

Miami don’t like Trump.

[@ericwagner5766]

19 looks like Liz Warren.

[@camwatters644]

The reality is there is virtually nobody in America that is impartial towards trump. He only needs one juror that will support him regardless of the evidence.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

Trial by jury is an idiotic, old fashioned concept that needs to end. First of all, almost no one actually wants to serve on a jury. Second, random idiots can't be trusted. It would be far better to have a panel of professional jurists decide all court cases.

[@charliegruchy530]

That's a circuit court

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@charliegruchy530 Well, all courts should be that way.

[@PAVEL-JAKL]

What happened to monologue?

[@thearmchairjournalist566]

😂😂😂

[@EDD519]

THE "EYES" ALWAYS LIE !

[@Duffield_World89]

😂👁️👁️🍿 Bill Maher salute

[@edaboodie6346]

Did Maher just admit that he thinks Heard actually crapped in the bed?! How very unlefty of him!

[@Phil-fw2ib]

Lol😂

[@edl617]

I used I only live here my job is 150 miles away

[@pictureperfect3211]

I don’t know this for a fact, but I’m sure it’s true that Trump hasn’t seen Tiffany since the 2020 Convention at the White House.

[@andrewschneck4404]

PBFFT

[@enzos711]

"Woke" is a a GOP Catchall "Weapon" Word; literally means "anything you want it to" Just keep say it over & over .. Bill is the Best Friend the GOP ever had on this score .. Which is why Fox quotes him so much lately ..

[@user-yc7tp7jh1y]

He should let his staff iron his clothes while hes in the green room.his appearance hits a new low.

[@mindlessgonzo]

Da fuq? Juror 75's got 5 fingers in a fist and an extra pointer finger?!

[@milliegirl7514]

😂🤣... trying to make a point

[@vwaudiwelder]

Just watch Teflon Don get off. 🇺🇸 AGAIN!

[@coryhoggatt7691]

It’s a show trial with a non-existent criminal charge. Of COURSE he’s going to “get off.”

[@vwaudiwelder]

@@coryhoggatt7691 Let's see how the jury views all the evidence laid bare before them for evaluation.

[@wendwllhickey6426]

Supreme court should be disbanded they are worthless partisan hacks they don't no what law is or to enforce it what POS 😂

[@johnprendergast1338]

Too funny ,but where are we going ? 🕳

[@Daniel_B79]

How are these the same writers that write a new rule? They can't be

[@vidmasterK1]

Why? You fail to grasp people can be on both sides political and socially?

[@BlueHen123]

There will never be 12 people to agree on a Trump conviction. He will walk

[@ifyoudisagreeyouarewrong]

Good 🙂 the left is scared

[@AUTOPSY666]

Hilarious

[@KB-sv7fm]

12 people ruled against Trump in the E. Jean Carroll civil trial.

[@snowps1]

I would be terrified to be on that jury. Because if he is found innocent all of those jurors lives will be in danger.

[@snowps1]

​​@@KB-sv7fmThey only found him guilty of defamation. That's not a huge deal in the grand scheme of things.

[@chancehosey6570]

Okay, these aren't real excuses, right? I mean, they have to be jokes written by the staff. No functioning adult would say stuff like this right,right?

[@Moggle69]

The imagery is clearly created by AI. Digital artists are done for.

[@glenneric1]

to be honest he probably wouldn't have done them otherwise

[@Moggle69]

@@glenneric1I totally agree.

[@danniem]

These jokes related to the political prosecutions of Trump are funny, but not as big of a joke as the political prosecutions themselves. The Democrat prosecutors are just making it more likely that Trump will get elected. 🙂

[@fhd89234n8f43n7]

What’s the cicada joke? I don’t get it…

[@RetroGirl1967]

Cicadas only come out in certain cycles. For some it's 17 years. They live in trees, and then this variety emerges every 17 years to mate.

[@fhd89234n8f43n7]

@@RetroGirl1967 Thank you!

[@TheMizpah2000]

According to Democrat this is fine as long as we can get President Trump.

[@tylersmash7134]

Who

[@TheMizpah2000]

@tylersmash7134 FBI, CIA, DOJ, MSM, etc. and the dumbcrats sheepole that want to stand on jury duty.

[@sneakersnake8825]

Sketches are AI generated, they look weird.

[@user-yo7fx2xn8m]

Sad but true

[@naughtyat25]

"Dad, it's me Tiffany" lol.

[@brenda8550]

LMAO- this is going to be the most watched comedy show ever- Trump Trial! 😂

[@jessie988776]

Annoying audience!

[@reneelibby4885]

This was good. Although Maher ain't what he used to be for the most part.

[@denniszenanywhere]

I've heard this one two decades ago. Every week for the past two decades

[@colinbaker3916]

This is the consistently unfunny “Would you like to see…” segment. No we wouldn’t.

[@user-fb4jd6fn9d]

NEW RULE: The new Dennis Miller is before you.

[@dougbesplug8851]

No way to get a fair trial in a case that’s a sham

[@milliegirl7514]

Can't do the time... Don't do the crime "Guilty as Fu.k "

[@charlesgreen632]

0:07 This is SOMETHING out of a PLAN!

[@greatguytv]

24y4m....

[@Stephen_Eee]

America's killing it right now go ahead and vote Biden!!!!😊

[@DiegoRooks]

So unfunny

[@Brian-nt1hh]

A $hit show of justice in so many ways. Please just no one vote for RNC/DNC candidates. That would be justice for all

[@peterbarnes66]

I would say it but KZbin would hate it :P

[@kennethkraft4821]

luv ya Bill ... but stop smackin your lips ... it turns me off

[@RuinNationGaming]

talk about the people who lied and have hate posts about Trump and let them in the jury pool

[@luciamarston8804]

This guy gets less funny every time he's in my face.

[@vidmasterK1]

Let me guess. You couldn't handle the Trump jokes 😂

[@robert-nv1qn]

Do you guys actually watch this drivel. I couldn't get through the whole thing - ---- first/last timer.

[@elietaylor4858]

Hey BIll, talk about RFK. He’s your kind of liberal. Get behind a winner and dump Biden. He’s a losing bet.

[@Bmaenpaa2]

This is funny?

[@RKB74]

Jokes aside: the trial by jury system is one of the major reasons why the US justice system is a joke. We have rammed down our throats this line that "trial by jury of your peers" is what makes the US system so great and special. But that's just not true. Special, yes. Great, no. We leave life-and-death decisions about complex cases, sometimes with issues that experts study for decades to understand, to twelve average people who are usually specifically chosen for their IGNORANCE on a given topic. It's horrible. If you did what you're accused of, go to a jury trial...it's your best bet. If you're innocent, then choose a judge trial.

[@coryhoggatt7691]

So bored of the incessant Trump bashing. How many times are you going to go back to that well already? It’s cheap, tawdry humor.

[@AsWellYouShould]

Does anyone think these are funny? My 5 year-old-can write better lines than "He peed on me." "He shit the bed."