Instead of trying to refute all the “too old to be president” slams, Joe Biden must embrace them during his upcoming State of the Union address.
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@gotham613 ай бұрын
Reagan actually had a great moment when during a presidential debate with Walter Mondale, when asked about his age, he replied that he “would not exploit his opponent’s youth and inexperience for political purposes.”
@BichaeldeAngelo3 ай бұрын
There is no circumstance where Biden would be clever enough to do that
@thomasshannon23153 ай бұрын
A 73 year old president would be a breath of fresh air at this point.
@EpicLemonMusic3 ай бұрын
Yeah except Trump is fucking just as old and feeble as Joe, and a whole lot dumber. So that little quip would never work.
@KJ-qc3qd3 ай бұрын
Joe Biden ‘s brain is gone it’s not his age.
@FairMiles3 ай бұрын
unfortunately in this case his opponent will not fit the description…
@ticnatz3 ай бұрын
'Mister Gorbachev, get off of my lawn'......awesome!
@davidjansing96963 ай бұрын
It's called wisdom. It's worth more than mere intelligence.
@Wizker3 ай бұрын
even the eagle on the presidential coat of arms is using a walker
@BrandiOnTheMic3 ай бұрын
OMG! 😂😂😂
@FrankBenlin3 ай бұрын
That had a seal on his walker.
@masterchinese283 ай бұрын
You had me at "I feel your joint pain!"
@PhuongMalkin3 ай бұрын
that is the best joke !
@BroadwayBabyyy7443 ай бұрын
"MADAME WEB"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JoeAssante3 ай бұрын
Walker One. I literally had my drink go up my nose! Bless you.
@LunaMorgana3 ай бұрын
Walker One... That killed me. 🤣🤣🤣
@BrandiOnTheMic3 ай бұрын
Same! 😂😂😂
@birbluv95953 ай бұрын
As an over-65 with joint pain, I approve this message. Your demographic, President Biden, was alive and remembers when JFK was assassinated. We remember when he was elected.
@RM-jb2bv3 ай бұрын
JFK was one of the youngest heads of state in US history. Do you even read what you wrote?
@David-wc5zl3 ай бұрын
LOL. As an over 65 you🎉 failed and both Trump and the Iraq War are your fault.
@rustyoak88603 ай бұрын
I would much rather have RFK, Jr. than another Biden or Trump presidency
@Alexthegreat273 ай бұрын
@@rustyoak8860RFK is a fraud. President Biden in an electoral landslide...
@tchula82653 ай бұрын
@@rustyoak8860 No way do I want a(nother) moron who doesn't believe in vaccines running the country. We had enough of that with Trump.
@breakingbacon6583 ай бұрын
I’m all for national bedtime to be at 6 PM if it means I won’t have to work anymore 12 hour shifts.
@DSPHistoricalSociety3 ай бұрын
Agreed- tho my 12 hrs work out to 7days on 7days off every 2 weeks
@mjm4ut3 ай бұрын
2 12's first week and 5 12's second week. Have 6 month of this left and outta here-- retired.
@guinsey3 ай бұрын
You will work those hrs. And like it!
@alainarchambault23313 ай бұрын
I do three easy 24-hour shifts per week. Making good money just living in house elsewhere.
@roxaskinghearts3 ай бұрын
12 hours your a lucky one i remember this poor woman working 15 hours while having to take off for chemo she could barely afford America America land of the deranged under our nations skies we cry our eyes god this nation is insane
@trancedarkdust903 ай бұрын
In many cultures, it is the oldest and wisest that lead.
@einundsiebenziger54883 ай бұрын
Old and wise. "and" being the decisive word here.
@rustyoak88603 ай бұрын
even if they have Alzheimer's? Dementia? Sounds like a bad idea to me.
@luanneoneill3 ай бұрын
Old is way better than stupid any day.
@markw35983 ай бұрын
Except that Biden is both!!
@rustyoak88603 ай бұрын
I'll take an environmental lawyer over these two choices any day. RFK, Jr. please.
@snuffysmif98013 ай бұрын
Not to mention stupid and CRAZY!!
@Krackonis3 ай бұрын
Or a blatant sex abuser and fascist.
@blizzunt420e3 ай бұрын
But what happens when you’re old and stupid like Biden. And what happens when you went to Epstein Island like Biden.?
@NeverDoneEver3 ай бұрын
I'm a physical therapist. That walker is too tall and he isn't using it properly to walk in front of the camera. In other words, he nailed it. Edited for typo.
@shadowprince44823 ай бұрын
Same with a cane.
@modickens12723 ай бұрын
You don't want a walker or cane too short, otherwise you have poor posture and spinal issues. Most elderly walk with a stoop because walkers were/are too low. Let's put a stop to the hunchback craze.
@NeverDoneEver3 ай бұрын
@@modickens1272you are correct, but too high and the elbows are too bent making it excessively tiring to bear weight through the arms and/or making it more tempting to walk with the walker too far out in front where it's more likely to scoot out from under them if they bear weight through it. A lot of people get the hunch before they need a walker and the walker has to be sized accordingly.
@JamesOfToya3 ай бұрын
I thought Bill didn't like ageist jokes. Look at him now lol
@gathaur75483 ай бұрын
Bill is aginst ageism, not jokes
@edwardlewis19633 ай бұрын
Makes sense. And "I feel your joint pain" Lol.
@25pinstripes3 ай бұрын
You know...that's actually a good strategy
@zanti41323 ай бұрын
This monologue must have used every old fart joke in Rodney Dangerfield's joke file.
@lindaturriff60103 ай бұрын
Bill does have a good Point! Yes, you have Great Ideas, take action & makes it WORK!🇺🇲
@written238222 күн бұрын
This was peak comedy gold! Thank you, Bill. Thank you!
@cindypoole67923 ай бұрын
Exactly, with age comes knowing who to hire and help you make decisions.
@noshirkromani3 ай бұрын
"Old is Gold!" And evrybody loves Gold.
@wcmarsh56923 ай бұрын
Old and wise with class
@susanm91243 ай бұрын
The issue is not "about his age." It is about Biden's cognitive state.
@GDavis493 ай бұрын
Bingo!
@johnhallsr.79223 ай бұрын
Shouldn't that also apply to FAT Donny also
@dancepiglover3 ай бұрын
In many cultures, the elderly are revered. They are respected and people turn to them for wisdom and guidance. Our culture acts like old people have outlived their usefulness.
@Semper_Iratus3 ай бұрын
They have. Cope.
@anneb8893 ай бұрын
Wise elderly people who still have their minds. People accept they aren’t going to be physically quick….but you want a capable mind full of wisdom. Biden seems to have dementia, which will only deteriorate….he will not be able to carry out 4 years. So the race is really harris vs trump.
@jamesmack33143 ай бұрын
Yes older people should be respected and at times revered,but an elderly president who clearly is suffering an obvious cognitive decline as well as clear physical deficiencies should in our best interests not run for reelection.
@myriamickx79693 ай бұрын
@jamesmack3314 The elderly guy suffering from acute cognitive decline is actually the former president.
@nadiasilvershine46303 ай бұрын
@@jamesmack3314 Same with Trump.
@Moto-foody3 ай бұрын
It’s interesting how we have a minimum age to be President (and other elected offices), but maximum ages for certain government jobs. Maybe we should have a maximum age, or mandatory retirement ages, for certain elected positions. Say for POTUS it should be minimum of 35 and maximum to run (not hold office) of say 67. But I’m a huge fan of term limits, and we’ll never see those so long as the people in charge of making the law are the ones holding the gig.
@highdefinist96973 ай бұрын
Incidentally, the German Supreme Court equivalent has an age range of 40-68 (and a total maximum serving time of 12 years).
@Doctor_Who_Rocks3 ай бұрын
@@highdefinist9697 The Bundesverfassungsgericht | Federal Constitutional Court. Although the constitution is called the Grundgesetz, the Basic Law, because a Verfassung, Constitution, was meant to wait until reunification; but after reunification no _Verfassung_ was written.
@reneedubiel4662 ай бұрын
People age at very different rates. There are frail 50 YOs in cognitive decline, and vibrant 80 YO distance runners with zero brain shrinkage. An arbitrary age limit makes no sense. Let the voters decide. I choose Old over Crazy any day!
@ronblack78703 ай бұрын
when asked if Elon should be investigated biden had a very thorough and nuanced answer . he had no cognitive decline in that statement which was a couple minutes. i forget names all the time and even lose my train of thought in the middle of a sentence sometimes. it happens. yet i have no problem thinking things through at my company with a hundred employees.
@justinreilly13 ай бұрын
No, people don’t insist the President be smart, just have a functioning brain cell left, when not revved up on speed.
@FoodNerds3 ай бұрын
Hey we all love a Grandpa - Own it!
@JoshuaCary3 ай бұрын
"Thank you, good night, and God bless America Ferrera!" 😂 C'mon, most underrated line.
@lilblondiebear3 ай бұрын
Literally anything to keep "Big Bad Orange Man" out of office 🙄
@magictrading89033 ай бұрын
At least no mean tweets. Just have 3 wars, 30% inflation since this loser took office and an arguable recession. But other than that we have the most diverse morons we could find in crony positions
@rbailey2943 ай бұрын
Is there anyone who perceives the age gap between Biden and Trump as significantly different. Why is the age thing so focused on Biden. He may have one of his infamous gaffes now and then, but at least he is generally coherent. Trump....not so much. Mentally, he seems much, much older than Biden.
@Dan166733 ай бұрын
Both are horrific
@Erin.563 ай бұрын
Agree. Trump is 78 soon. June 14th Trump is old too and no one seems to talk about it. Biden is only 3 years 7 months older….
@GDavis493 ай бұрын
“Now and then” Lol
@alessioraccagni37533 ай бұрын
Everybody's acting like Trump is young... I'm not american, but if I have to choose between 2 old men, I would prefer the one sane enough to let other people around him do the job. We all know Trump will surround himself of yesman. Oh, and also Biden never tried to steal an election and start a coup. That should be enough, but evidently it's not an issue....
@ArkanceloAutore3 ай бұрын
I see you're not american but the american mainstream propaganda seeped through your empty skull.
@fotter95673 ай бұрын
They are BOTH unfit. Why is it so hard to make this statement. The question people should be asking is what is wrong with our electoral system that election after election we have to choose the lesser evil?
@matthews78053 ай бұрын
Just waiting for Joe to drop a hard R on national tv.
@2013venjix3 ай бұрын
7:38! Mr. Gorbachev, GET OFF MY LAWN! 😅😅🤣🤣
@luckylaura48213 ай бұрын
He HAS joked about his age… are you losing YOUR memory Bill?
@uscbro693 ай бұрын
Not really. And definitely not to the degree bill is advising
@rosierosebud73613 ай бұрын
its not about his age,,, its about his mental decline... which he nor any of his admin have ever spoke about
@Alexthegreat273 ай бұрын
@@rosierosebud7361Don-OLD Trump Cognitive Test Results - Summery Report - Confused a photo of his rape victim for his ex-wife during a deposition - Confused Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi 4 times in a row - Said Jeb Bush sent our troops to the Middle East - Thought he ran against and is currently running against Barack Obama - Said President Biden started World War II - Said that Viktor Orban is the leader of Turkey - Said you need voter ID to buy bread - Said windmills are causing whales to wash up on shore - Confused North Korea and China - Implied Dallas, Texas is in another country - Had to be reminded of where he was during a speech in Sioux City - Claimed Hungary borders Russia
@natenacho5793 ай бұрын
Bill Maher is that gif of Buscemi with the backwards cap and skateboard.
@davewilkinson30803 ай бұрын
Welcome to Real Time. I’m your host Bill Maher. On tonight’s show I’m gonna talk about how much I hate trump. So basically the same thing I’ve done since 2016
@artis19693 ай бұрын
That shit was already old by the time Trump was inaugurated. Seven years later, people still can't get enough of the same stale, beaten to death jokes. And the ones who love it the most think theyre the enlightened and superior ones.
@girle55843 ай бұрын
Saying it's his age instead of his failing mind is a language sleight of hand.
@jusjukinallen88453 ай бұрын
Exactly. Bill may call some things out but he still kisses the democrats asses. He needs to call them all out more but he won’t.
@Durzo12593 ай бұрын
Bill has complete and utter TDS. Nothing in this world can make him criticize Biden because orange man bad. It's pathetic.
@robertclark9723 ай бұрын
In comparison-- Mr. tRump is rapidly falling to Alzheimer's disease.
@Durzo12593 ай бұрын
Wow, there were 6 or 7 comments here, including mine, all deleted. There's no free speech left on this platform.
@jusjukinallen88453 ай бұрын
@@Durzo1259 you are exactly right on that. But wonder why we don’t believe a word they are saying? Because they only allow the lies and not the truth. It’s not his age, it’s his dementia and we all know he has it.
@gloriaa28173 ай бұрын
For the 700th time, it’s not his age that’s an issue. It’s the fact he can’t complete his train of thought. It’s the fact he views the world as if it’s 1984 instead of 2024. I couldn’t care less if he’s 81 or 91. People age at different rates. But Democrats trying to gaslight everyone into thinking he’s still as mentally sharp as he once was is never going to work.
@bethanygagas75323 ай бұрын
True, but what is the alternative?
@kty37273 ай бұрын
@@bethanygagas7532The thing is, many people have grown tired of this "lesser of two evils" argument. This is now like the 4th or 5th time they are pulling out this card. People might respond to it and hold their noses the first or second time. But the 4th or 5th time? Not hard to imagine that some people would get crying wolf vibes from the Dems.
@jonrolfson16863 ай бұрын
Biden used up his entire quota of ‘sharp’ to retain, for decades, his seat as the Senator from the Great State of Credit Card.
@ronblack78703 ай бұрын
well i view putin and russia as a far bigger threat than the ussr ever was. idiots disagree . so it's not 1984 with the cold war it is actual war . and israel is a distraction. the palestinians are another creation of KGB to Ef with the west.
@cherylkennedy5183 ай бұрын
@@bethanygagas7532 Trump thinking he is married to a woman named Mercedes and paying appeals bonds with campaign funds.....
@irishsaturday75773 ай бұрын
Nothing like having your main plant go "Oooooh!" Every time a mediocre joke is cracked.
@vinumcopia98503 ай бұрын
Ronald Regan: "I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience".
@davidwood3513 ай бұрын
still, he’s hands down a better human being than that orange monster.
@burkaanc3 ай бұрын
hes in better shape, than many americans 20 years younger
@SoulStylistJukeBox3 ай бұрын
Bill looks into a mirror and sees Austin Butler.
@ramonrendon20613 ай бұрын
Bill will NEVER allow TIM POOLon his show. You want details about everything taking place, Tim knows too much.
@frogneckmen8573 ай бұрын
I'm voting for Joe even if he comes out on the white house lawn in his underwear.
@NevadaBoss3 ай бұрын
And there's absolutely no hypocrisy or irony about a 68yr old comic who dates women in their 20s doing a bit about a president who is 'old'. No. Really. There isn't.
@mattharrelson74623 ай бұрын
Hypocrisy?! He's a comedian!
@trevorwoodley38973 ай бұрын
Has every Biden detractor conveniently forgotten that Biden’s mostly overcome stutter can be mistaken for cognitive decline? Also, that the two issues are not related?
@christophermanley36023 ай бұрын
🙄
@ErikLeed3 ай бұрын
Biden needed to pull a Kurt Cobain live at Reading to start the SOTU. Get wheeled out in a wheelchair and fall down to make fun of all those saying about his age, then get up make an MTG joke and proceed to crush it!
@donnafloyd233 ай бұрын
why isn't old man trumps age brought up?
@Matthoole13 ай бұрын
Bc Trump is a badass.
@robertclark9723 ай бұрын
I'll bring up his DEMENTIA ,caused by ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE. The 3yrs. difference in age is negligible !
@jmh43753 ай бұрын
@@Matthoole1 You mean jackass.
@domburton3 ай бұрын
Because he's lucid.
@Gar962293 ай бұрын
Because Trump isn’t being criticised for his age
@pradyotrai87173 ай бұрын
I do believe Joe can pull this off. I would want him to rather do more gaffes than try to be slick liberal type. Also, cursing few times will help 😂
@TvkV3 ай бұрын
Well done . That was funny. Thanks for the laughs
@twulff70603 ай бұрын
After Biden was on Late Night with Seth Meyers, he should come on your show too.
@brentwaits9543 ай бұрын
He embarrassed himself and it was a skit that he couldn't remember. The whole " that's classified " thing his staff made him say was cringe
@rosierosebud73613 ай бұрын
@@brentwaits954 i didnt watch the entire episode but saw joes part... was way past cringe and then with those stupid aviator glasses and dark brandon.. wonder how big his teleprompter was and how many takes happened
@twulff70603 ай бұрын
@@brentwaits954 Oh, bless your heart, I am so sorry you feel that way! …but unlike the cult around that Jack O’Lantern of stupidity not everyone is on that low of an intellectual level and they fully understand what sarcasm is. You see, it takes a self-confident and humorous person who can laugh at themselves instead of just putting others down to compensate his own shortcomings, failures, and the fact that he is are a loser.
@jefflebowski9183 ай бұрын
@@twulff7060 Biden is senile, accept it.
@David-wc5zl3 ай бұрын
Maher is a secret Conservative, why would he do that?
@anthonyvaldez68923 ай бұрын
Bill Maher is 68yrs old he should know.
@amirabssi46463 ай бұрын
How about just change it instead of making excuses. Gaslighting people into thinking it's not a big deal so we all look stupid to the world isn't a good answer.
@christophergargaro9593 ай бұрын
The bigger problem with that is despite all this PR, going on late night TV, starting a Tik Tok, etc. it's not really changing public opinion about Biden so I'm not sure what they are trying to accomplish. You're still telling people that they should not see what they literally see in front of their faces. Bill's strategy seems much simpler and more effective.
@rickalarcon79883 ай бұрын
Boy if Christopher Hitchens was alive.........
@superred53 ай бұрын
"The Matlock Crowd..." I'm deceased.
@neematavakoli43503 ай бұрын
Didn't John McCain lose though?
@erniehudson13 ай бұрын
I actually like Biden, he is entertaining as Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun AND does great politics! Reindustrialize America, supporting green energy, supporting Ukraine against Putin, building up old friendships with Europe and standing strong against dictators, rebuilding America's infrastructure, the economy is booming...
@camillebutterfieldelliott41593 ай бұрын
Oh my goodness, this is hilarious!
@user-bm7vf9rh5t3 ай бұрын
LMFAO!!! I Love You Bil! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ADAMSIXTIES3 ай бұрын
1:30 Bill forgot Elizabeth Warren: "Think I'm gonna get me a beer"
@FoodNerds3 ай бұрын
I’d rather have Pres. Gramp who won’t try to overthrow an election 🗳️ because his ego is assaulted- Trump!
@modickens12723 ай бұрын
Right, you'd rather they steal it outright, from cemetery votes and mail in ballots
@RM-jb2bv3 ай бұрын
You would rather have the guy whose organization stole the election than the guy who noticed the election was stolen? You’re really smart. You’re a great American!
@briansimerl40143 ай бұрын
Election was rigged.
@thedecider19843 ай бұрын
Biden is an unlikeable idiot
@valleyshrew3 ай бұрын
Except McCain was 10 years younger and was still mentally sharp, so when he joked about his age it was funny. If Biden draws any extra attention to it, it can only hurt him.
@jasoncraig22813 ай бұрын
…cuz we won’t notice otherwise?
@einundsiebenziger54883 ай бұрын
JMC was six years older than JB, not "10 years younger". And JMC might have been sharp in some matters, but he was absolutely clueless in terms of international policies. His only idea about world peace was to station US troops everywhere.
@njpme3 ай бұрын
Walker One 😂😂
@alma56013 ай бұрын
Just brilliant!
@gpwede98553 ай бұрын
I have agree with you 100% don't try to pretend you're not old don't try to pretend you can't remember Just tell people I am the leader of the United States in a hired a bunch of great people that work for United States below me You're not voting for me You're voting for my entire team that has done tremendous things in the last 3 years more so than any other president in a century So get off the I'm not old hang up You are old kind of like the Ayatollah Khomeini Just focus on your great team you got below you that if you lose this great team one of the best in the history will be gone as well
@FatherOBlivion3 ай бұрын
Listen, Jack! Trunalimunumaprzure!
@swapshots44273 ай бұрын
I been saying the same. It's an Adimistration, not just a man, running the country. And Joe has the required experience and civility to lead it.
@davidberan96123 ай бұрын
You are absolutely right, but it also worries me. In his pursuit of young voters Biden has given in to the progressive, extreme left of his party. And they will gain more influence in his second term exactly for the reason you outlined. And we all know it's not good, as Bill proves every week or so.
@gpwede98553 ай бұрын
@@swapshots4427 And that needs to be in his message every time he speaks Another great example is some of the sports franchises owners are old and forgetful as well but they hired a great head coach and staff that gets them to the Super Bowl or World Series. And what about that head coach of Duke men's basketball He worked for the Dean of the University who was the leader of the university not the coach. I beg Biden to promote his team to the voters and introduce them for America to see and explain what each one does
@davecoutts70243 ай бұрын
That old corrupt vegetable only has groomers, freaks and traitors working for him. Trump will win for the third time. They will try and cheat again but it’s going to be so obvious. Sorry Biden and his boss the Kenyan are done and they know it.
@chuckkelly90623 ай бұрын
At least Joe Biden hasn't sold his soul to the devil
@SaydeeEnward45003 ай бұрын
What the guy spending hundreds of billions on weapons
@ForeverMe5433 ай бұрын
Disagree The devil loves pronouns remember?
@ddbauer3 ай бұрын
😂
@pattytheseeker89023 ай бұрын
Orange Blubber is one of Satan's favorite demons!
@SaydeeEnward45003 ай бұрын
@@pattytheseeker8902 I hope you're seeing someone for your TDS
@ilduce58743 ай бұрын
We could try to get them to see if they can light farts 😂
@MatteoRuberto3 ай бұрын
Mr Magoo making a full piece about age? Comedic genius
@Davi237f3 ай бұрын
All this people saying "there should be an age limit" forget that it was the PEOPLE who chose Biden over a dozen younger candidates in the primaries.
@jlev10283 ай бұрын
I didn't. I wanted Amy Klobuchar.
@bethanygagas75323 ай бұрын
I wanted Elizabeth Warren; former teacher like me, vehemently disagrees with Citizens United & supported policies that benefit the middle class.
@curtraso3 ай бұрын
They made sure they picked the one they could control the most. It’s really sad.
@backpain1003 ай бұрын
@@jlev1028"People" means a majority of them. Not my choice either, but alas, that's how voting works.
@ronblack78703 ай бұрын
@@bethanygagas7532 good you didn't get your choice.
@dariog36th3 ай бұрын
Bill is right. The most consistent voters are seniors. Those are your people Joe. Embrace your golden years.
@ClintScottFischer3 ай бұрын
Very "Carsonesque" of Bill. 😂
@mikebowman98443 ай бұрын
Don't encourage Joe. He needs to step aside.
@KJ-qc3qd3 ай бұрын
It’s not that he’s old his brain is gone.
@taylorlibby76423 ай бұрын
The problem isn't age, I know plenty of 80 year olds who are alert and active, it's the obvious mental decline and blatant signs of encroaching dementia. Pretending that it isn't happening isn't going to make it go away.
@Dan166733 ай бұрын
Yup
@RM-jb2bv3 ай бұрын
The shuffling, the vacant expression, inability to finish a thought, mood swings, ice cream cravings and failed memory = dementia.
@mlamarana3 ай бұрын
EXACTLY!! They are trying to gaslight us into not seeing that and it’s right there in front of us. 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
@MrMgakaf3 ай бұрын
And still a better choice than trump@@RM-jb2bv
@bethanygagas75323 ай бұрын
What is the solution? Trump?
@Reflectors13 ай бұрын
❤ Best New Rules segment ever. I’m old, I’m honest, and I love it. Kudos to Bill and writers for this 💎. And a special thanks for including small print. Lean into authenticity!
@breadandcircuses3213 ай бұрын
Horsefeathers! 😂
@carlogelato75883 ай бұрын
It's not the age, it's the mental deterioration
@BuddhaAfterDark3 ай бұрын
Old man Maher for president! :)
@altonhumes57823 ай бұрын
Ah, but if it was about anything else, this wouldn't be a NEVER-ENDING, HEARTBREAKING, DAMNED CONVERSATION!!!! WE STAND WITH JOE!!! AWAY WITH THAT ORANGE!!! #RealTime #WeGottaStand!!! #WereWithJoe!!!
@HandleThis_Phucker3 ай бұрын
I think they took your advice, Uncle Joe came out out punching 🥊 at SOTU 😂
@theshadowman13983 ай бұрын
Punching himself
@HandleThis_Phucker3 ай бұрын
@@theshadowman1398 ok 🐑 if ewe say so 🤡 😂
@jamesturner21263 ай бұрын
DID YOU SEE THE SEAL ON THE WALKER? ☠️☠️☠️☠️ omfg I 💙✊🏿this show.
@1ntwndrboy1983 ай бұрын
You ain't no spring chicken either bill😂
@mattharrelson74623 ай бұрын
Haha Madame Web caught me off guard. Great joke
@TvkV3 ай бұрын
Our state of the union is regular…😅 too funny…like he’s talking about his bowel movements… 😂
@charliechaos25513 ай бұрын
Dukakis riding a tank is another one.
@penzman53853 ай бұрын
Joe walks like terminator.
@genghiskhan92693 ай бұрын
Truer words have seldom been spoken
@robkoch87303 ай бұрын
Lean in like you're eating soup 😂
@leonardrhodes19583 ай бұрын
We have two choices, two buckets of crap with holes that leak on our shoes.
@profjohnston3 ай бұрын
Very smart!
@ralfjritter3 ай бұрын
Bill has many relevant concerns. This particular monolog strikes me as irredeemably funny and relatable. I'm clearly a part of the target market
@Ahmedkhan88023 ай бұрын
Bill - try to keep it moving along. There is no need to wait until the very last person in the audience has finished laughing or clapping before continuing the monologue.
@LeGrandColbert3 ай бұрын
LOL that last line.
@thomasshannon23153 ай бұрын
Remember when Eisenhower was the old fart? He left office at age 70.
@coyotejohenson72453 ай бұрын
Yeah, and that was when people were expected to die at 65.
@Ms_Nightshade2 ай бұрын
KNOW YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC; a truer trilogy of words is rarely spoken.
@MrJsbach1233 ай бұрын
Lol!!🤣🤣🤣🤣horse feathers!!!
@waqarkhan91942 ай бұрын
My wife Diane and I. I am on the floor. 😂😂😂
@BK-Ben3 ай бұрын
"... And finally, America, if you don't vote for me, you're not black! "