Trump STILL Mad About Oscars Joke & Thinks Jimmy Kimmel is Al Pacino in New Unhinged Post

Jimmy woke up to Donald Trump’s 165 venomous words on Truth Social about him hosting the Oscars and Donny is so confused he thinks that Jimmy is Al Pacino, our outdoor stage is making its triumphant return after four years, and Chris Stapleton sings a song we wrote that he has never seen before in “Wing It and Sing It!” with a surprise visit from our pal John Stamos.
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[@evanwest4751]

The fact that this guy was our president will forever be embarrassing

[@bigcity2085]

The fact trump doesn't know who or what he is even talking about is also embarrassing. But it's nothing new.

[@theresamariegoesplaces9688]

A skid mark on America's shorts, for sure

[@user-up6mn8cp8u]

I think you must be talking about Biden, no? Seems he beat Trump to it

[@erikg8526]

​@@user-up6mn8cp8u do... do you not know how time works? even if you were right (which is an obscene stretch), trump was president first...

[@racheltaylor185]

FOREVER!!!

[@hallowen]

Ever notice that with Trump, everything is either the "best ever" og the "worst ever"? He's a 77 year old man who still thinks like a goddamn 8 year old 😑

He can't come up w another name besides *Crooked* for HRC, OBAMNA, and now President Biden. donnie is not very clever or intelligent. Perhaps Kellyanne could come up w a nursery rhythm.

[@traviswilliams3034]

Hey, my niece is two and she understands the concept of good-better-best. Dont go insulting 8 year olds like that.

[@robertbryant4485]

sometimes he thinks... but mainly about himself

[@candicedelancey3246]

And "like no one has ever seen before"

[@flyrobin2544]

His posts sound like a bedtime story you read to children...I guess that's his base.

[@Alan-NoCo]

"Isn't it past your jail time?" will go down in history, as one of the greatest comedy lines ever. 🤣🤪😂

[@robfer5370]

100% and you just know Trump hates that. Which makes it even better!!

[@kanutethegreat2908]

💀

[@gailjoshua1477]

"Say hello to my little friend" - close runner up (LOL).

[@dh5380]

Only the weak minded fall for Trump’s lies

[@saltfarmer4008]

8 years and drumpfler still isn't behind bars. Some slow walls......

[@DavidhenshawSZU]

"in his stories, everyone's always begging", that is a true sign of narcissism 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@TC-fx5zu]

Begging, praising or crying 😂 Don the Con is so full of it

[@lucianahurduc9383]

🎯👌

[@lucianahurduc9383]

Yup...among other hundreds of screaming signs 🙈....why daddy never loved him is not the world or US fault and should be delt with in Therapy!

[@CharlieS-yt3gt]

So you hate. Big deal. Who really won now that you live day to day with so much hatred. This is it? This is the best you? Sleep well..

[@CharlieS-yt3gt]

​@@lucianahurduc9383you speak from experience? So much hate? Looks like your all real winners doesn't it? Who really won, now that you hate so much... Look at what you are becoming or maybe have become. He owns your thoughts and emotions. Who won? What's the electoral college vote? What is the definition of Dense?

[@spacelemur7955]

Only a complete narcissist would pick a fight with a proffesional TV comedian and his staff of proffesional comedians and think he can outwit them. 🤦

[@Who_amI57]

Ain't it great 😂😂😂 comedy gold! Can't wait for him to be watching from JAIL 🎉

[@keithgriffiths9864]

I hope when he's in jail, Jimmy gives him a shout out every night.

[@spacelemur7955]

@@keithgriffiths9864 Jail? Make him live in the claw machine Mr. Pillow sat in.

[@steverogers2603]

Or a child

[@marcosefling3847]

Facts

[@janelacher9234]

“Past your jail time” will remain as one of the classic lines. Thanks Jimmy!

[@DennyDupuis]

You can get the TShirt now…:)

[@lindarobinson2104]

CLASSIC!!

[@cherylclifton1198]

👏👏👏👏

[@divadee9579]

CLASSIC!!

[@punnymoney3692]

@@divadee9579 Trump has my vote! Me and many other black people are walking away from the Democrat party! Biden and soft on crime policies SUCK!!

[@buddhacat422]

Jimmy, you make the psychological horror that is Diaper Don and his Magats just a little more bearable with each monologue. And the fact that you get under his orange peel with such ease and precision is just another reason you are King of Late Night. Keep up the good work!

[@lariosi]

His orange peel 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂🤣😂😅😅😂🤣

[@saltfarmer4008]

Meanwhile, illegal immigrants threatening everyone's life when they leave the studio 😂😂😂😂 BuT dRuMpFlEr.......

[@roelanddirker7620]

Actually, from an outside (of your madhouse-nation) view, democratic america appears a BIT more rational. But not a lot more than a bit. Isn't the (looonngg and I-ish) reaction quite similar?

[@Sindollx666x]

Well said @buddahcat422 !! 🤟♥️👏👏👏

[@thebigz3909]

"Isn't it past your jail time?" has to be one of the best lines ever uttered, not just by Jimmy but by literally ANYone, ever.

[@alwaysgr8fl]

Good God Do you even know how to 🧮 or📃 or ✒️

[@Sindollx666x]

​@@alwaysgr8fl I don't understand what you're trying to do here, & why.

[@jasonmullins7115]

Hey, Jimmy! I come to you, sir, with tears in my eyes -- That was one of the most brilliant takedowns of Trump that I've seen in ages. My compliments to you and your writers. Keep giving him hell, sir!

[@ravenwolf7128]

LOL!

[@user-ih1ux1vc9v]

Everyday I'm praying to wake up to the headline. " Trump is dead."

[@mariagoode5903]

😂😂😂❤

[@sharon4951]

Spoken like a former Sailor of the Harry S. Truman! Lol GO NAVY!

[@cynimonry5919]

👍👍👍👍

[@KPVFarmer]

Jimmy is living rent free in Trump’s head!!! 😂

[@jaygray7102]

and making a fortune in the process....you'd think trump would shut up about him, all he does is give Jimmy fodder

[@shanedaley6236]

It's the other way around trump knew that posting that would set Kimmel off yet again being pissed off he's no longer funny

[@deviouskris3012]

@@shanedaley6236set him off? It gave him great material and showed that trump doesn’t know what a host does and that he is still butt hurt that Al Pacino roasted him.

[@shanedaley6236]

@@deviouskris3012 yes Kimmel keeps giving trump things to make fun of him about this most recent post was him again knowing exactly how to set off Kimmels TDS and make him cry probably in the fetal position Kimmel should really retire

[@Jan-se1nd]

Spacious accommodations.

[@aviatrix1947.8]

Ok. You got me on "maybe he can watch me on the TV in the rec room at Rikers." LOVE it!!!

[@roelanddirker7620]

Seems like all americans are thinking from an I-ish perspective. You got ME me me me at that mo- mo- moment.

[@jeyruff429]

@roelanddirker7620 (🚥Stop, Drop, Roll, & Dirk 😁) I don't understand your post. Are you suggesting self-centeredness? And are you really blanketing that on ALL U.S. Americans?! --J

[@lbednaz]

Best line ever...."He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden"!

[@roelanddirker7620]

Shows that democratic america has no creativity as well.

[@thefeldgeister2961]

Trying to ridicule Jimmy Kimmel should come with its own Miranda warning. Anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you.

[@yourconnection9303]

👍

[@503leafy]

If you really think about it. Trump was just insulting Al Pacino not Kimmel this whole time.

[@yourconnection9303]

@@503leafy Exactly. But it's a Donald Trump thing - he rambles on hoping people will be stupid enough to take his word for whatever he says.

[@jim6025]

Trump mixed up Obama and Biden now Jimmi and Al Pacino

[@melvinjamerson1920]

😂😂😂💙👍

[@marymcsweeny8488]

You really got under Trump's skin with that fantastic line at the Oscar's. Everyone is talking about it.

[@intelligencia-co2fu]

Indeed, even outside the US.

[@KramerMC5]

Al Pacino, is up there with Robert DeNiro. The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface...there are so many.

[@bbigrocker1]

I got the Tee Shirt to prove it

[@itspersonal3351]

One of the greatest live slap backs in comedic history

[@marknewman8368]

DID YOU SEE THE RATINGS OF THE OSCARS? THAT WAS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL

[@michaelj3385]

Jimmy lives in Trump's head rent free.

[@whocares5114]

This was just savage 😂 Trump probably had 100 aneurysms when he saw this 😂

[@android12921]

anuseurysms.😂

[@Anonymouse85]

Your one liner Isnt it past your jailtime? is already iconic and will be remembered for decades to come. And you know it was good because he's still seething over it lmao

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

A million of us are using that line 😅

[@lisajean228]

Hope he simmers over that brilliant line for a while longer, it’s iconic for sure

[@Ludivine664]

[@markmac2206]

5 weeks and he's still bright orange mad.

[@4deleDaz33m]

You know Kimmel does something right when Trump is somehow still mad at him weeks after the Oscars ended 😂😂

[@truebluedigit6570]

This is the only comment? It's a good one, but it says there's supposed to be more.

[@medde655]

😂😂😂 ditto

[@1584283]

You mean mister thin skin is offeneded?! Ohhhh noooooo

[@garmar704]

google/youtube throttling anti-trump comments

[@dyent]

It's not that Jimmy did it, it's that the entire crowd laughed. Though, I'm surprised Trump understands that they were laughing at him.

[@persiablu]

That John Stamos song was so good! Damn, Chris Stapleton is AMAZING!!! 🤩

[@dianeshover1465]

With Jimmy’s PRICELESS monologues I MIGHT just survive 2024👏👏👏🤣😂😆🤣😂

[@jhwygirl]

This one was a gem.

[@laskey2175]

Trump, the only President to refuse to hand over power and attack America.

[@thegoatudontknow]

when did that happen

[@somkit9102]

Trump is the worst president in U.S. history.

[@jessemacias2]

January 6th

[@danielgloverpiano7693]

@@thegoatudontknow It was Donny Trump on January 6, 2021, one of the darkest days in American history. Google it.

[@tonib.3016]

​@@thegoatudontknowJan 6th. Born yesterday you were apparently.

[@eminence_front6043]

The ketchup is definitely hitting the walls tonight...

[@caronstout354]

Heinz ketchup stock just jumped 5 points!

[@TheGreenDragon419.9]

Nuggets and ketchup mmmhmmmm.

[@phripp2868]

😂😂

[@monsterpig3270]

And Big Macs.

[@theorenhobart]

scared ketchup hahaha

[@petercranitch9302]

Absolutely brilliant..everyone in Australia is pissing themselves laughing

[@leemccauley3317]

Jimmy and his writers outdid themselves. That Trump photo montage showing why he "allegedly" wears diapers had me in stitches. Haven't laughed that much in a long time...😂😂😂

[@user-kl6ef1tn5g]

Pretty much the whole room was laughing AT trump… just like the UN. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

But there are so many others to laugh at in the UN...

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

​@@lenawagenfuehr53 yes but none of them is as ignorant and that's why even they had to laugh about the nonsense Donnie showed. Bad people in politics is one thing morons another thing. Although, Donnie is on either side

[@DebbieOnTheSpot]

TDS Find the cure

[@MrDLW2010]

This should be shown to Trump voters, THIS is what the world thinks of him, don't do it to yourself!

[@pdoylemi]

@@DebbieOnTheSpot We've been trying, but so far nothing seems to stop deranged people from supporting Trump.

[@divadee9579]

Thank god for the comedians. They seem to be the only celebs to 'stand up' and speak to expose Trump's insanity. Well done, Jimmy. Keep on pushing against this nutcase!!

[@kcjd8659]

Others do too but mostly while guests on the Graham Norton show.

[@jerseyjoyride1316]

Sometimes I think making jokes about something as horrible as this, is making it seen less dangerous than it really is. I mean we already have enough people normalizing the stupid things he says and making excuses for it on the unintelligent side.

[@mitrasookram851]

So true! Oh God you are so correct!

[@stregalilith]

Fascists and authoritarians target comedians and their writers because of their power to move large groups of people. Next are the teachers and the other creative people because they touch people’s hearts and minds.

[@christianhoffman7407]

@@jerseyjoyride1316 That is a good point. In actuality the is nothing funny about what is going on, nothing funny whatsoever.

[@CelesteKnowles]

Jimmy, I love how you get under the diseased skin of the orange traitor!! Keep up the great work!!

[@barbaragalliera9846]

Mushroom garden….. priceless. God bless your Jimmy Kimmel.

[@SeonghwaffleJem]

“Strapped around his little mushroom garden.” 🍄 😂😂😂

[@JC-tp5lz]

Oh, and now I'll never be able to get that image out of my head! 😱🤣🤣

[@anitabasharira9645]

😂

[@theoriginalCoCoSmith]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@theoriginalCoCoSmith]

Lol

[@darcos7535]

Yes, the best joke of many good ones in this segment

[@juliaellis2046]

Trump is still mad about an article from 1987 that mentioned his small hands.

[@MariaMartinez-researcher]

There is a documentary about Trump, an early one, from the times of his first campaign. They say Trump decided to run for office after the White House correspondents dinner, when Obama and the comedians roasted him for his birther conspiracy theories. Trump was present at that dinner. His face was... you know. The documentary had Omarosa saying that Trump's whole goal was to make everybody who laughed at him to pay for it. It appears he still is at it.

[@Sweettooth25]

Omg they noticed it back then too 😂😂

[@Adogslife54]

Go get ‘em, Jimmy! You and Lincoln Project really help get me through these nonsensical days!

[@KnockOut242]

Same here! Oh, and Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jordan Klepper, and one of my favorites, Jon Stewart ❤

[@kathybyerly7904]

AMEN TO THAT!!!

[@Denuine]

The Lincoln Project is a disgrace to Abraham Lincoln.

[@daniellind1165]

This was the best thing I've seen all week! Jimmy is killing it. And Chris with John was just what I needed, times are tough...

[@luishumbertovega3900]

"And, by the way, keep my wife's name out..." 😂😂😂😂

[@AZtea4UnME]

And you know he meant it

[@Erin.56]

No he said it even better. He said “keep my wife’s name out of your efffing mouth”

[@gloriaf6971]

That was so good. I died laughing. 😂😂 I love Jimmy. He is the best!

[@AZtea4UnME]

@@Erin.56 how did I miss that! Ty for pointing it out. Isn't it amazing how 1 word (added/deleted) & it's meaning can add such depth/weight to the statement. Best if Trump never, ever utters J.K. wife's name again 😉

[@lolilollolilol7773]

Jimmy isn't a coward like Cancun "Ted" Cruz.

[@Eyeball_Heroin]

It’s so ridiculously past Trump’s jail time.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Less talk, more action

[@reverendkafka4178]

And past your drinking age

[@lowrider96]

​@@reverendkafka4178good one 🙄

[@anniemain7670]

Bit trumpy ummmm?​@@reverendkafka4178

[@Erin.56]

Have no fear. Donnie’s jailtime is coming very soon…..

[@B1ibrab3aUty]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing and screaming. Jimmy I can't stand you for making me laugh this hard, and now I have a headache. Thanks 😏

[@juanita_rocksteady2761]

Yes, but it's good pain.🤣

[@yourconnection9303]

Can't wait to you're back hosting the Oscars again Jimmy!!! You're a superb, outstanding host!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@knoxjr4977]

I'm still in awe about him being the President of the United States. How did this happen? Wow! Such an embarrassment to the USA!

[@ElroyMcDuff]

BIGLY

[@JW30000]

Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight embarrassing the country.

[@YesItsReallyKeith]

watch The Good Liars interviewing supports of the orange geeZus and you will start get a clear picture and understand the why !!

[@CelesteKnowles]

Just let's not let it happen again!

[@andrewdowdall2690]

It's like we're living in the upside down. But get ready... because I think there's a good chance he wins again. Yikes!! Whether he wins or not though, get ready for some crazy times ahead.

[@kelleydavis100]

“Isn’t it past your jail time”….F’ing *BRILLIANT*!!!!!!

[@spiderfan2385]

That "joke" was about on par with George kastanza's "jerk store" joke.

[@jennifermonkhouse4950]

😂🤪😆🤣

[@thomasw.5344]

Most underrated comment

[@Marmanandfriends]

Simple yet effective

[@terrancekayton007]

This was probably the best monologue of all time. Start to finish freaking hilarious!

[@scottfitzpatrick1939]

Isn't it past your jail time. I think that line is going to age like a fine wine 😂

[@pjimmbojimmbo1990]

I suspect Trump's Head is Imploding at this very minute...

[@A.Briggs628]

…Like the world has never seen before!

[@AspenTruth]

One would suspect so.

[@blindkimberly1360]

We can only hope!

[@brianross7454]

Bigly imploded...

[@SYLRMHA]

One can only dream

[@allenjalaligmail]

🤣🤣🤣 This was hilarious. 10 straight minutes Roasting the Hell out of Trump. 😂😂

[@radagastbrown9001]

It's why I come here 😂

[@Erin.56]

I love it! It’s why I watch his monologue every night. It’s why I stay up to 11:30pm eastern time. If I miss it it’s why I watch it first thing on KZbin the next morning. In 2016 Bill Maher saved me from the insanity of trump. In 2024 it’s Jimmy who is saving me

[@elliechristie2498]

“Say hello to my little friend??!! Hilarious!! Love the mushroom garden quip too……❤️

[@LeeJillian]

😂 OMG! That was BRUTAL!😂😂 LOVED every single second!

[@godisgood5118]

“Say hello to my little friend” Jimmy is something else. The Orange guy never learns his lesson. Bro, Jimmy gets paid to roast people. Don’t you get it? 😂😂😂

[@iamfreebgm8856]

Well as we have seen time and again, the orange person never gets it. its said many times to count he can dish it, but not take it when its reversed n aimed at him. he is such a fragile bad business man And when he still is boiling with rage over the Oscars, it shows that the experts on brains are correct.

[@clothilde1623]

Trump doesn’t get it, but Einstein sure did - “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. Way to go Donnie! 😂

[@MrStaybrown]

Never ever go head to head with a comedian. You will look like a fool, no matter how much you disagree with the comedy he/she puts on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 unless you want to be laughed at by everyone. This is gold ! I'm going to be laughing all day !

[@keithgriffiths9864]

I saw a guy once pick an argument with a ventriloquist dummy. The dummy was the one guy I'd ever seen him not be able to intimidate. It was hilarious.

[@markclipsham9199]

Or a savvy, intelligent, super star with integrity.

[@illmakeufamous6776]

Who's the comedian? 😁

[@lizardog]

@@illmakeufamous6776 Go home. You're drunk.

[@illmakeufamous6776]

@@lizardog And you're mad. Good 😆

[@dianecraighead428]

I never get enough of listening to you rip Trump to shreds. I just love it.

[@kathleen0303]

You will be singing another tune if Washington interferes with his attempt to save America.

[@el7jake]

Trump clearly did not watch the 96th Oscars nor has he watched any of the Oscars for decades, as "And the winner is..." was replaced by "And the Oscar goes to..." at the 61st Oscar broadcast in 1989. Did Trump get anything right in his "truth"?

[@patriciatinkey2677]

😊😊😊

[@gnrdontcry]

"Say hello to my little friend" is what he said to Stormy Daniels🤣😂🤣 (imagine him imitating Al Pacino ) 🤣🤣🤣

[@tracywilliamson7729]

😂😂😂😂 that's too funny

[@davidmckendry7684]

Best retort ever😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elchappy2809]

Had axserious laugh with thus one!!! 😂😂😂 Love ya Jimmy!!!😂😂😂

[@Collageartist69]

Priceless!

[@sabbadabba]

"Isn't it past your jail time?" = Best line EVER!!

[@russellnelson9400]

Don’t stop Jimmy! ❤

[@lkendrix7782]

That line, “Isn’t it past your jail time?” will go down in history!

[@angelad3347]

Damn! No wonder Trump hates him! His quick wit and spot on sarcasm is always sharpley accurate!

[@F8Tributo]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="107">1:47</a> I can't believe what a thin skin he has, and how much he obsesses over being ridiculed. It must have really tore him up inside for him to write that childish rant. No wonder he falls asleep in court, stays awake at night with his head full of Jimmy Kimmel's taunts. Has Kimmel Derangement Syndrome.

[@pjimmbojimmbo1990]

Thin Skin, but a very Thick Skull

[@BrayOfTheDonkey]

It's been mentioned that Don has an aide who goes through social media posts that praise him and she shows them to him. Talk about narcissistic self esteem issues hey!

[@outerrealm]

Mission accomplished!

[@tonycotto7106]

Someone said that it must have eaten him up more than other jokes because it was specifically delivered to and laughed at by the Hollywood crowd... trump still sees himself as a celebrity, so being ridiculed by those people is probably more personal to him.

[@HelynnHeels]

@@BrayOfTheDonkey It was known that, when he was in the WH, he had aides bring him all those "positive" articles and pictures that made him look strong. He's been doing that for a good while now.

[@jeannecrowley8383]

"Isn't it past your jail time?" will go down the best line of the 2024 Oscars.

[@dorothymasombwe4788]

This monologue was one of Jimmy's best🎉

[@steverogers2603]

Every day for over 8 years now dump gives any reasonable mind all the reason they need to never even consider voting for him yet they persist. This country is a scary place to live for intelligent people.

[@nipponsuxs]

Ive always said, America is a land of many very smart people, but its has an equal share of people that are DAF

[@KarlaKloppstock]

Tbf, this is true for any country in the world.

[@aubrey1633]

Yes it's terrifying. Even if he loses, we still might leave. If it's close, we don't feel comfortable living here.

[@kmi187]

Not for intelligent people, for people with big ego's, those are the ones that are probably scared.

[@JC-tp5lz]

@@kmi187 No, wrong. "Big egos" isn't what makes people afraid to live in America! It's the fear of all the damage Trump will CONTINUE to do to this country that makes us scared! It should make YOU scared too.! He's threatening to turn our democracy into a tyrannical ruthless dictatorship and he will stop at nothing to make that happen!

[@w.rowechmura8414]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="462">7:42</a> there is no one creepier than Stephen “Nosferatu” Miller.

[@qredqs]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jefolson6989]

Didn't think it possible, but Stephen Miller has gotten EVEN WIERDER! Next stop : a facility for the criminally insane.

[@lynelizabeth-kl9dp]

Talking about DT's style??? His suits look like they've been badly tailored from second hand parachutes. Where does he find them?

[@retriever19golden55]

Jared gives him a run for the title, he's just younger.

[@raenoway]

Miller looks like the kind of monster them Winchester boys would be after (Supernatural reference).

[@homesweetcasita1032]

God bless you always Jimmy 🙏🏻 💛 thank you for standing up for us we the people! 💪🏻

[@charlieevergreen3514]

Trump can’t distinguish between Pelosi and Haley, Jeb and W, and doesn’t recall that we already won WWII... How could we expect him to identify Kimmel vs Pacino?!

[@Yairsvida]

The performance of Chris Stapleton was amazing!

[@DylanHartwick32]

Ngl but I honestly didn't know who he was but he is very talented. Singing about John Stamos lmao 😂

[@beenaplumber8379]

I'm too old to be familiar with new music, but now I've seen him on a couple of shows, and I'm impressed. I'm a difficult fan - I love southern rock but seriously dislike country. Yeah. Chris Stapleton certainly has my attention. He just seems authentic, and I think young people today appreciate authenticity in artists. You can't ad-lib like that by faking an inherent musical talent. He's the real deal, and he's got a good sense of humor. 🙂 I'm easily old enough to be his dad, and I'd be a proud papa if I were.

[@carlohenley4044]

More people should be talking about that than Trumplethinskin!

[@apollocontestants7384]

Agreed. I never heard him before. Now I’m a fan. Great voice

[@syndillucian]

It takes mad skill to do something like that, my hat is off to the gentleman for sure.

[@RobertEskuri]

I think he's angry about Jimmy bringing out the chalkboard with his Gettysburg Address written word for word showing us what the MAGAs think is normal.🤔

[@Neti.j]

That’s right!!! Totally forgot about that!! Too funny!!

[@careymathews5981]

That was hilarious 😂

[@stevewise1656]

Absolutely! That's what got em!

[@jonjensen2524]

Clearly Trump knew nothing about how the battle at Gettysburg fits into the whole Civil War, and was just rambling. Jimmy nailed it when he said Trump was rambling just like a child who forgot he had an oral report due today at school on the battle of Gettysburg.

[@deveey]

Biden 2024😂😂

[@vickie2263]

Oh, Trump is DEFINITELY angry about Gettysburg !!! That was GOLD!!!!! 😆😆😆 I pray Trump doesn't win in November because I'd be so worried about Jimmy.

[@stargirlzx]

I can hear all the inmates at rikers singing... HERE COME OL FLAT TOP HE COME GROOVIN UP SLOWLY ...

[@SchoolforHackers]

He got toe jam footballs…

[@robinelizabeth386]

So I bought the shirt! "Isn't it past your jail time ?" Best line ever❣️ I LOVE IT!!!

[@user-wb6xs6jv9l]

Where can I get it 😂

[@JeffreyGillespie]

The level of burn in this monologue is unprecedented in television history 😂😂😂😂

[@mastabla3ta684]

Why is everything unheard of you Americans???? I think you atleast under 25

[@JeffreyGillespie]

@@mastabla3ta684 where do you live?

[@JW30000]

Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight. What an embarrassment to the country. Do better.

[@monsterpig3270]

@@JW30000 Ok QClown.

[@catpaladin1]

@@JW30000this is what a victim looks like ? Try again 😂

[@critterscv6870]

Jimmy we all love you here in Canada, keep up your awesome shows, we look forward to your shows❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@philipmanser5791]

“Ranta Claus” 😂 Please tell me someone at the show is keeping track of all the Trump nicknames. I would love to watch a super cut of these one day.

[@plan4life1]

throughout trumps presidency full of stress and chaos, I. found myself starting every day watching Jimmys monologue to relieve the stress of trump and laugh. It became my morning ritual and I am always so bummed when he takes days off because there is no better way to start my day then to watch Jimmy skewer trump. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel!

[@Birdyblue12]

If you’re into it, Randy rainbow is funny

[@joeyxc4]

Me 2

[@kirbysnortfarts9819]

"He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden." Yep, that's the line where I lost it!!

[@rozelynjenkins1811]

Same😂😂😂😂

[@gussiehenderson4835]

😂 never mess with a comedian

[@catrobinson5764]

So did I.

[@OttoBoy]

This line ruined mushrooms for me… 🤢🤣

[@renewenn463]

Best line ever !!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@LolaLaRue-sq6jm]

One of the greatest moments in TV history.

[@debbiepeebler1221]

ISN’T IS PAST YOUR JAIL TIME! Best line ever!

[@WaterlooExpat]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="327">5:27</a> That line by Kimmel deserved a standing ovation from the entire studio audience, not just a few.

[@DGNYY27]

I felt that way about the Ivanka joke

[@juanita_rocksteady2761]

He's yelling about election interference but spends his day out of court tweeting about something that happened A MONTH AGO.😂😂😂 Jimmy burned his azz again tonight in epic fashion!

[@jorgegustavoortiz7717]

LMAO... It sounds like he's watching the video over and over again...LOL

[@TommyMacLuckie]

Holy crap - GENIUS! The song about John Stamos! That is BRILLIANT!!!

[@massey4business]

Gotta be so cool being Jimmy Kimmel when reading his monologue about tRump, reaching millions and millions of people. Giving them a great laugh. 😂

[@MarcKloos]

19.5 million to be exact 😁

[@MyboogerwontSurrender]

You are correct! 😊

[@dappppppppt]

International great laugh 😂 this has been hilarious

[@Wayne10219]

Doesn’t appear to be reading, great presentation… extremely enjoyable!

[@handmadehearts]

*Hair Furor* seethes, daily, watching Jimmy. His TS account has 7 million subscribers and here Jimmy has nearly 20 million. Jimmy has reach. Jimmy has clout. Jimmy reaches Sleepy Donnie daily and clouts him. 🍿

[@superdog412]

Jimmy Kimmel is living rent-free in Trumps head 😂😂

[@Maya_Pinion]

Weren't you K farmer at one time? 😮✌️

[@Lesterluwu]

CONGRATULATIONS JIMMY, you're now a top-5 hero in my book for pissing-off Fuhrer Trump; so much so that he's still seething about your "perfect" Oscar take-down. And man, you have killed it with your monologue tonight. Chris Stapleton so terrific!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. xoxo

[@onlyname]

So much joy from this

[@tamravarda4161]

Honestly, I am not sure how to handle the political news these days without you Jimmy. I am sincerely grateful for your humor and your unique way of putting the former T-ranical President and his followers in their place. Please, please don’t retire until we don’t have to deal with him without you. Thank you, your audience ❤

[@bjs20]

Jimmy is the antidote for Trump’s venom.

[@JW30000]

It’s a late night show that he turned into a paid political sponsorship riding the trump viewer train with low effort. Can’t think of any previous hosts that he was better than. Also Biden has no real chance at winning the election this year, he couldn’t even train a dog. Rfk 2024

[@Joytous]

I'm feeling so sad and depressed then I saw this. I'm still crying but relieved there's Jimmy Kimmels in this world.

[@alanai1981]

I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON. YOU WONT ALWAYS FEEL THIS WAY. ❤❤❤😢

[@wnight55]

I could'nt possibly read all this interesting stuff. Do whats right, All of you wonderful people

[@evitamaja0318]

This is pure gold. 👏👏👏

[@AtoBoldonNBC]

This is the kind of monologue that wins Emmys. 😂

[@oztez9222]

Took Trump 3 hours to write that

[@annieclaire2348]

At least! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@wildouter]

biden cant even read lmao he cant even walk off stage correct

[@AncientActivist]

Trump had trouble with the word "truth"

[@bookgirlny8511]

That’s actually funny 👍

[@laura749]

So that means some more courtroom nap time 😴😴

[@gloriamaharaj4789]

This is the best night time show along with Stephen Colbert. These two guys are unbelievable. I never miss a show and the world can see why Trump is so intimidated and press and run in fear and shits on his self when it comes to these two young man and having John Come on it’s surprise that man that have such a beautiful voice and you make it a difference in this world. Thank you.

[@wendymcclelland7943]

Thank you Jimmy! Keep us laughing through some unprecedented times.

[@chaiwallah69]

Steven Miller looks like Lex Luthor but with a 25 IQ

[@sherryelle225]

I love ur comment. It’s so accurate.

[@jochem1986]

He looks like a screaming match stick

[@sanjivat]

Josef Goebbel

[@BGM16]

Miller is repulsive to the max. 😖

[@HowardDaniels-uw8tj]

He's a freak of nature

[@ll7868]

Steven Miller reminds me of Nosferatu.

[@user-yo3vt7ft1p]

Right on! Good cultural reference.

[@wintertrooper7918]

Wanna see something funny? Go look at vampire the masquerade nosferatu clan and then look up a picture of Rudy Guiliani

[@edinburghredneck]

That’s an insult to Nosferatu…and all the creatures of the night!

[@elisaa9981]

Spot on!

[@kittehgo]

That is just an insult to vampires everywhere

[@Markus-London]

I love you Jimmy, you hit the spots other people can't reach 😂😂😂😂😂🍻😎👍

[@teresaquist8820]

Oh Jimmy you are just too mean to Trump…please don’t stop, it makes me laugh way too much.💙

[@JC-tp5lz]

I know! I laugh so hard my tummy hurts! 🤣

[@xy6845]

I say he's not mean enough lol.

[@peterfrankhansen1128]

I love the open war between Jimmy Kimmel and Donald Trump!😂😂😂 And Jimmy loves it to!!!😅😅😅😅😅😊

[@kiki19822]

In a battle of wits, it's brave of trump to fight unarmed.😂😂😂

[@AdrianMunch]

That melody is in my head now. I’ll be singling that melody forever.

[@captainjefferies9047]

Don't feel bad Jimmy. You were legendary in "...And Justice for All."

[@rickobrien4025]

Jimmy knocked it outta the park today/tonight ! AND...it was all 100% TRUE !

[@nancyallen-green8519]

Jimmy you are the best You took that to a whole other level Trump is crying right now and not from laughter like me 🤣🤣🤣

[@hackjobgarage9289]

Thank you Jimmy! Trump is in fact a joke and I have not laughed this hard in a very, very, VERY long time!!!! Sir, again I thank and applaud you!

[@Markus-London]

tds HAHAHAHA, when will trump realise HE is the only person suffering from that fake diagnosis 😂😂😂😂

[@FrankMuchnok]

Chris Stapleton sang that song like it was one of his long-time fan favorites. Great job !

[@xanderprangler8621]

Yeaaaah dude that was amazingly funny 😂

[@kitcobain444]

😂He was a great sport to sing those lines!😂

[@peggywoods4327]

*THAT* was nothing short of EPIC!!!!!