Trump’s NUTTIEST Rally of All Time at Madison Square Garden & Clueless Klux Klan Shows Up in Force

[@combatepistemologist]

"When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus." --Turkish proverb

[@sg-vp2qg]

Wow, very apt. Thank you for that.

[@harryniemotka1466]

Niice!

[@Stylishgirlny]

That is a perfect saying!

[@woopimagpie]

Damn, that's spot on.

[@fussypeg8561]

Spot on

[@beamofleo]

I’m so thankful for Jimmy! He’s the only person I’ve heard to call Phil out for his hypocrisy. It’s as if people are afraid to speak up about it.

[@francesw.6774]

Well, at least we know for sure now what a complete fraud Phil is.

[@Sci-lives]

Check out Jesse Dollemore and David Packman!

[@yeti08]

He is such a hypocrite

[@daisy4323]

Apparently Phil is being BRIBED by him some how. That’s why he’s supporting him for personal GAIN. Thx

[@coolwindinmyhair...5094]

​@@daisy4323 PHIL doesn't money. He's wealthy. Maybe he needs a psychotherapist because he's losing himself to the devil himself.

[@svetaspins]

Thanks for your bravery Jimmy Kimmel. You have more guts and morals than any anchor on CNN.

[@IRosamelia]

But but but... CNN anchors regularly go to active war zones!

[@alansanchez8550]

Hahaha so much guts he didn’t say a single thing about tony hinchcliffe 🤣😂🤣

[@paulsolon6229]

Correct. Along w poor intelligence and poor understanding of human nature

[@renatheer]

​@@alansanchez8550Why beat a dead horse 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@libbycollins9349]

Or the Washington Post.

[@PenPassant]

and it only took 10 days for the laughter to turn into cries! Nice!

[@silviahannak3213]

Yeah, it's sad.

[@a-ddaigrepont3375]

Love it !!!!

[@exgg591]

Oh yeah baby. Trump 2025!!🔥🔥

[@markv1274]

Kimmel obviously never saw those videos of people celebrating too early,.

[@kkandola9072]

What happened to comedy ? Why is it just a vessel for political narratives now ?

[@01splitpea]

"A vote is not a valentine. You are not confessing your love for a candidate. It is a chess move for the world you want to live in." -Sherry Jones

[@benjamintrevino325]

Ah yes, Sherry Jones. 🙄🙄🙄

[@electroluxia]

It’s _all_ about Party: Republicans wants to DESTROY our American democracy. Democrats want to PRESERVE our American democracy.

[@singerrb4984]

Great point!!

[@bendalton5221]

Trump is going to win. Has all the momentum. Kamala is going to lose because the hate message is old and does not resonate. Deal with it, and get ready for your meltdown.

[@dhanurs8085]

Fr

[@CatFluff-pm6qr]

From a Brit🇬🇧 to all you wonderful Americans, I pray you get the President you deserve and it's not a 80 yr old sex pest💙

[@sharonbriggs4888]

😂😂😂

[@AH-xf6cp]

Kamala just turned 60, although she speaks like an 80 year old.

[@watersipper1116]

Thank you.

[@hazardhorizons6836]

Stop talking about Biden 😂😂😂

[@affenket]

@@AH-xf6cpyou’re kidding yourself 😂

[@shankarguptajbp]

I really wanted to watch Jimmy Kimmel but only after the seeing the election result and now I am loving it!!😂

[@arthurmontana8791]

Jimmy is a national treasure and a gift to democracy!

[@markstevens1729]

Just watching Colbert and people over there are claiming National treasure status for him…🤷🏻‍♂️

[@BALD_PAB]

​@@markstevens1729 Imagine that. I bet someone being Black & Indian is also a tough concept for you to grasp, too, huh?

[@ordinarryalien]

He's a creep. Look at his old videos.

[@earl-d4n]

traitor trump loses again, BIG

[@kimjongunvevo]

@@markstevens1729that makes it two treasures. Good

[@polyglot12]

I love that Jimmy doesn't ease up on Trump, he keeps hammering! He's spot on with his imitation of Tucker Carlson's bizarre laugh.😂

[@krisdiperna3929]

Tucker Carlson's laugh is terrifying! He sounds psychotic. I guess that tracks.

[@watersipper1116]

Jimmy is funny, but that imitation of Tucker was frightening.

[@woopimagpie]

Jimmy's gloves are well and truly off now, the ground and pound is about to commence. When Trump loses again next week it's gonna be deliciously BRUTAL. I'm not even American and I can't wait.

[@ratty5]

I'd worry if Tucker has a daughter. Better call CPS

[@slayer5097]

Yeah his whole act is just trump. Kimmels dead.

[@momofschnauzers]

Oh Jimmy, you are the only relief from this madness. Thank you.💙

[@terryrobertson111]

Jimmy is a tool

[@horlale]

I also get it from Colbert and Jon Stewart.

[@kaliforniaman]

@@terryrobertson111 You smart

[@wvmountaineer80]

Yep

[@J.M.-nb4gw]

He's not the only one, try Colbert, Seth Meyers and the Daily Show too 😁

[@alex59861]

Well, that back fired 😂😂

[@jimmyhackers8980]

too right :)

[@Pinkgalaxy0]

Lmao nothin' backfired Y'all trumpets still as cringe😂

[@Kingsman-1981]

:-) 😂

[@thanosianthemadtitanic]

​@@Pinkgalaxy0# cope2024

[@Pinkgalaxy0]

@@thanosianthemadtitanic lmao U COPE

[@jayneneewing2369]

“The Turd Reich”! Absolutely brilliant. Thanks Jimmy & writers

[@vintagelady1]

Priceless!

[@andyfromluxembourg6879]

Applaus from Europe. You are nailing it.

[@Roses-lilac]

Now that’s funny!

[@ChaCha-pj5ht]

😂😂😂😂

[@a.s.8632]

A small piece of probably largely unknown and un-cared about history was made with his comment.

[@Vanessa4x1]

Thank you Jimmy for making us laugh , instead of showing all the hate they are spreading. Thank you ❤

[@idnintel]

@@nonya.bizness I'm a Maga dude and for me the best comedy was 90s era Howard Stern, especially Gilbert Gottfried. Thanks for enquiring.

[@JohnGaye-o4t]

​@@idninteldid these guys insult other races for a laugh?

[@idnintel]

@@JohnGaye-o4t Yeah, racial humor is always funny - it's also good for the ego to deflate it so one doesn't become a narcissistic creep. My favorite racial humor was on howard stern show in the 90s and 2000s. Take care.

[@idnintel]

@@JohnGaye-o4t Gilbert gottfried had the craziest racial humor ever.

[@idnintel]

@@nonya.bizness I didn't laugh at any of those jokes, I grew up listening to howard stern from 90s-2000s and in a way broke my funny bone by getting burned out on comedy. Those "jokes" if you call them that are boring, trite and plain stupid. I need my comedy to push the boundaries of what is accepted and this to me was extremely tepid and boring.

[@GrinchLike]

Jimmy, you rock! Thanks for making me laugh when I only feel like crying.

[@henrys3629]

The audacity of Trump just kills me inside.

[@maryrecord6463]

YES

[@CRS327]

50 yrs old. Latin. First time voting. Voting for Kamala. Don't want to see those people anymore.

[@re45ye]

She ain't different from them people😔

[@MrJljacobs2]

Bravo !!!!

[@janetdykstra9567]

Thank you! We are so exhausted. Spread the vote! 💙

[@coachtomas1492]

​@@re45ye except she is entirely different and not funded by Putin / Musk.

[@camilochavez6982]

Amen...

[@jenniferfravel4355]

This is the future and we will never go back unless people get out and vote against this vile behavior

[@jeanninepeterson7681]

Omg how can anyone be at an event like this and not run out of there in shame and disgust

[@ninjalanternshark1508]

Quite easily actually. Elon is the man

[@paddyholly2184]

A lot of people walked out. The remaining ones are examples of the mental health crisis facing the USA.

[@HipHopaaDoodle]

Those people either already had no self respect to begin with and/or don’t know any better

[@vincedamato8563]

@@HipHopaaDoodleyou guys are beyond help

[@sikalindgren]

I just sent in my vote today from Paris.Please vote to keep democracy alive!!!

[@Corn_Pone_Flicks]

Is that Paris, Texas? I heard that the Eiffel Tower had been moved there.

[@PMiller-qb7jp]

I would like to move to Paris if it is in France. ASAP.

[@namabaentaras3911]

So, you voted Trump then. Well done.

[@mr.g0dzilla171]

Kamala Harris was not elected in the primary by democracy and you guys took Trump off of the ballot.

[@Allie8567]

💙💙👏🏻👏🏻

[@firenze5555]

Thank you, Jimmy and your writers, for the badly needed laughs during this dreadful election!!!

[@lf3361]

Fantastic job, all the Writers & Jimmy's delivery

[@TinaForster-qf2ev]

Jimmy, thanks for the sense of sanity at a time of such Mental and Social instability.❤🎉

[@West-rn-showvn-ist-chick]

Melania is a beautiful First Lady, and at least she’s a real woman!

[@ginaherdlcswranxietyclass9213]

We have got to discuss what our mental health crisis looks like day to day.

[@Dragonfly-spirit]

Jimmy, thanks for making me laugh during this stomach wrenching frightening time! VOTE BLUE the whole ticket and get rid of this circus!!!

[@barbarajolley6578]

I did...up and down the ballot in Florida.

[@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309]

I’m voting blue all the way! Adios to Ted Cruz 🖕🏻

[@edwardmemwah1610]

"Turd Reich!" You had me at hello! 😂

[@sarat3913]

😂

[@sofiaadelinaaa]

I’ve been really overwhelmed, crying about this as a Puerto Rican American and I really appreciate you making me laugh about it for the first time 😂

[@kimhunter8395]

Sending you a hug from Wisconsin. 😊

[@carolusmagnus9757]

Crying over a Tony hinchcliffe joke?

[@christinebullard4837]

Bless you.

[@8675-__]

Trumps an uneducated scumbag....his opinion doesn't matter. God bless you and the people of Puerto Rico ❤❤❤

[@bendalton5221]

Trump is going to win. Has all the momentum. Kamala is going to lose because the hate message is old and does not resonate. Deal with it, and get ready for your meltdown.

[@juanpolanco540]

The orange circus 😂 and what the heck is wrong with musk?? He's been sniffing the glue they use to hold his car's together.

[@ocan1033]

Is the apostrophe in "car's" to designate "together" belonging to them or is it just for show?

[@juanpolanco540]

@ocan1033 it represents the hood gap differences in every Tesla

[@LiliTruli]

Jimmy, you were brilliant in this clip. It is sure Trump will not be amused and will rant and text insults at 2Am.

[@lauras3612]

"Brilliant" LOL. The guy was clearly reading from cue cards. If it wasn't for the writers, he'd be standing there silently with an even more awkward expression than he usually has

[@inobi30]

Or maybe he would just win most of the country? Do you realize yet that you were in the weird little cult that was believing the corporate media and the polls?

[@doody4260]

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” This country’s greatness and true genius lies in its diversity.

[@angelikalindenau943]

Or so the story used to go...

[@carolross1517]

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@mayseecharan942]

America is great because of immigrants.

[@phennings78]

Damn right! Thank You! 🌊🫂🩵💙🩵🫂🌊

[@johnarnold893]

@@angelikalindenau943 who's going to pick your veggies for you

[@robinmanzanares3106]

OMG!!😂 Looks like three ring circus. They look like MMA fighters.😂

[@janetpartyka5968]

Michigan supports African Americans, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Latinos, Native Americans and other minorities. We love you guys.

[@louisreniers9887]

Spot on Janet!

[@tinamartinez2737]

Thank you Janet takes a real American to support everyone...our country was built on immigrants 😊

[@Glenna-m3d]

Thank you

[@SageVaughn]

Love you too ✊🏽🫂

[@kawag6356]

👏🏻👏🏻💙💙

[@lovesmusic0845]

Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

[@gmun2248]

- Voltaire

[@caroltee2242]

That's so true, you hit the nail smack on the head!

[@marianedmond5326]

wow...spot on. Needs to be on billboard.

[@lovesmusic0845]

@@gmun2248 Loosely attributed but yes

[@cryptocomedy9327]

Exactly what the blue team is doing

[@ygstuff4898]

Nothing like a billionaire from South Africa supporting a "billionaire" from New York, both telling Americans they understand the plight of the working class .

[@nolan4338]

Kamala is literally dumber than Biden and speaks worse than him. Maybe you should vote in your constituents next time instead of letting them hold a coup de tat.

[@6startrek]

Elon is a Trillion air

[@pattip1580]

As south africa we don't know that person. He's all yours keep him there

[@veganbutcherhackepeter]

While joking about firing striking workers.

[@touristguy87]

@@JohnSchafer-vj5xf "did not hear that, did not hear that"

[@harryfischer302]

Jimmy is the best!!!!😂

[@martinvorholter3675]

Ouch! This is extremely painful to watch. How did this happen, America?

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

I used to wonder that about Germany... but here we are watching it live.

[@stacytrowell6890]

​@VladimirPutin-p3t What a shame in 2024!!! I've already cast my vote to end this nonsense, did you? We have the power!! Vote blue!!!

[@whatprogress]

A sixteen minute face palm…

[@clairealderwood1928]

We got lazy.

[@angelinatana]

It happened when trump first got elected- America doesn’t want a sequel of his last performance

[@alrightyru]

Voting helps prevent unwanted presidencies 💙

[@calcham1]

It's also our system for electing presidents. I understand why they have the electoral college, but Trump has NEVER won the most votes, and I'm not crazy about having my vote weigh less than the votes of others.

[@JRTrilling]

👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@37sarcastic]

@@calcham1 I don't understand the US electoral college. Why should your vote mean less than others, should be one vote for one vote? Why do your elections depend on 3 or 4 states to swing the vote?

[@VolcanixAquatix]

​@37sarcastic because of slavery. That was the whole reason for establishing the EC. But 17 states have already begun to enter the accord to remove the electoral college for good 👍

[@logwog1991]

Bravo comment.

[@sandycarter5300]

Jimmy, You're the best! You make such a difference! The laugh is soo needed! Thank you!

[@DustinHill-s9t]

It's garbage he's bought off. Used to be funny ten years ago

[@Facetimepeanut]

don the con is a smelly garbage truck on wells, poor immigrant Melania!💙🇺🇸

[@shanyamclaughlin8083]

Jimmy is Hollywood and puts lotion on the skin.

[@SanctumOfDreams]

Stay away from kids

[@marisrom858]

THE CLUELESS KLUX KLAN 😭😭😭 I love that so many late night hosts are calling out this lunacy.

[@talon408]

Then maybe they should vote for the Republican Party because the Democrat Party founded the KKK.

[@turd-ferguson-the-third]

The late night hosts mean nothing. Real America believes in MAGA 🎉🎉🎉

[@Mindyourbusiness2012-s4m]

From Mexico with love 💙❤💙 Supporting Puerto Rico!!

[@jeffreylonewolf007]

looks like you are someone who knows the truth. peace and blessings.

[@davimerc]

¡Gracias!

[@ironfist458]

Who’s the lady asking the kids the questions at the end?

[@Gdji5fv]

*I AM PUERTO RICAN* 🇵🇷 *AND MEXICAN* 🇲🇽 *AN AMERICA BORN CITIZEN* 🇺🇸

[@idnintel]

You have bigger problems in mexico such as the cartels.

[@rustyzubick5313]

Mr. Kimmel, your writers and you are BRILLIANT.🫡🫡🫡

[@judithmura495]

Cuban and I stand for Kamala Harris, Puerto Rico, Haiti, Mexico,Venezuela and our Democracy. I Voted Blue up and down the Ballot!

[@miguelromo8410]

You stand for Harris but the past 4yrs Harris didn't stand for you, let that sink in. She never acknowledged Puerto Rico period.

[@trishhill9476]

​@@miguelromo8410well let this sink in. When Puerto Rico, needed dumpy, when he was in power, he turned his back on them

[@AH-xf6cp]

No worries, my Canadian neighbor brought in 16 family members to vote RED UP AND DOWN 😂 no voter ID right?

[@senikau78]

@@miguelromo8410💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@senikau78]

@@miguelromo8410go take Civics 101 school yourself what a VP CAN DO AND SAY!!!dah!!!

[@hist150project5]

Elon Musk chanting USA is the funniest thing I've seen

[@seanspreckelsen3496]

That rally was absolutely terrifying. Straight up insanity

[@Coffee1776]

I encourage everyone here to actually watch the entire Madison Square Garden rally. Nearly ALL of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue is a lie. Watch the entire rally yourself, instead of just listening to people like Jimmy Kimmel.

[@rf4182]

@@lynelizabeth-kl9dphave you seen the people that follow Kamala. I would consider that freak show weird and distasteful.

[@imandan1966]

@@Coffee1776 Hush up Adolph. Watched it all, you're wrong

[@KcuFtRump]

@@rf4182 Mouth off to my face, Keyboard Warrior.

[@KcuFtRump]

@@rf4182 And unlike YOUR "President Kamala DOESN'T FVCKING HAVE A CULT.

[@lorrie2878]

Blessings to all the writers and performers in our sanity saving "comedy" shows! Comedy has been an outlet for honesty about politicians for years!

[@kmarsh9515]

"And oh God bless the NDA".. Just so the writers know, people like myself catch all those quick little jabs, and you are very much appreciated. Seriously. Outstanding night after night.

[@morbidmanmusic]

People like yourself..? Are you special compared to the rest of us?

[@cavemanlawyer5608]

@@morbidmanmusicyes.

[@hifsinc8015]

Kimmel is probably VP Harris s greatest endorsement ❤

[@JupiterGreenberg]

This whole thing is just so stressful. If it doesn’t scare people than that’s even worse…. Either way we will know soon. Love to all. ❤

[@uryahcosgrove8625]

Vote for the first female president ever it's good for the planet 🎉❤

[@uryahcosgrove8625]

Hang in there the orange man is going to loose.. he is terrible

[@prettybullet7728]

I'm terrified of what will happen if he gets elected.

[@adamlee3772]

@@uryahcosgrove8625 I hope so, for the whole worlds sakes.

[@adamlee3772]

@@prettybullet7728 Fascism descends upon the US, Putin and Xi emboldened, other far right nut jobs in other countries follow the same tactics, WW3 likely.

[@VictorSabater-s1f]

Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel, for the laughs. It's the only thing keeping me sane this election cycle. I voted blue last week. Keep up the great work. I love your show!

[@Allie8567]

👏🏻👏🏻💙💙

[@acordia91]

Victor-thank you very much!!

[@jacquelineiona1996]

I’m here because of “The Turd Reich” oh my God! Freaking hilarious!!!!!

[@dougrodriguez4977]

You are the best Jimmy, thanks for highlighting the ridiculous situation we find ourselves in.

[@patchesconway5957]

You ment the embarrassment The Anti Trust The Are Americas worth A damn in they word

[@ConnorCambridge]

On stage at MSG, that was most definitely what can only be described as of a ‘basket of deplorables’.

[@carolholly1608]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Hesarunner-n7s]

A bastion of bafoonery. 😮

[@gibbogle]

The word "deplorable" seems inadequate. I prefer "despicable".

[@PANOSDX1968]

MSG= monosodium glutamate. Bad for the brain. Used as a meat tenderizer.

[@ConnorCambridge]

@@gibbogle Settle for both?

[@daniellewis3270]

I have never before heard so many of a former president’s senior staff condemn their then chief so vehemently. Unprecedented.

[@HannahWachtStellarXx-xXCa8]

✨️🐟

[@Atw-m5z]

And still people are only listening to this convicted criminal

[@SLOlo123]

​@ZiptiesAndButterfliesnot at all the guys 78 years old

[@maincharacterNRG]

“The Turd Reich” - these video titles are pure gold. 😂😂😂

[@kookootrix1978]

Accurate!! 😂😂

[@samberg3864]

What do you mean captions? That’s what he said, the captions were just accurate.

[@tsekesydneymakola5420]

Not funny but equally scary

[@anniehuckerby9281]

😂👍

[@patlong9219]

😅😂 stealing

[@sundberg39]

Thank you, Jimmy! You are a true patriot. Uncovering this grifter.

[@HeatherR-u2o]

No. He's not.

[@tomjones9097]

Gidday mate, I live in New Zealand. Overwhelming support in NZ for Harris / Walz, I wish I could vote with you all! VOTE BLUE

[@christurner9061]

Another Kiwi here. I have a niece who loves Trump. We don't talk anymore. Wish I could vote for Harris/Walz to.

[@Mike-h8m]

I forgot that a country called 'New Zealand' even existed.

[@Mike-h8m]

@@christurner9061 Is it even possible to live in New Zealand?

[@morganeoghmanann9792]

Thank you for the support. Doing our best here to make MAGA just go away. I'm looking for 8 years of leadership from Harris, then another 8 from President Tim Walz!

[@donna10001000]

Thank you from Ohio USA

[@patsylvest]

Thank God you're back, Jimmy!

[@JusticeAndLibertyUSA]

Honestly’!!!

[@Risen48]

I was going to post this, an then saw your's.

[@peacelove2.0.69]

And soon we will say, Thank God you're gone, Donald 😂

[@eduardoalamo1240]

Jimmy, alongside other late night talk show hosts like Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and Jon Stewart are the only people in the mainstream media who don't sanewash this insanity.

[@macm2373]

Yes! He was campaigning here in Nevada for Kamala. We all got to meet him, Molly, & our state Senator Jacky Rosen. Class acts. 🩵🇺🇸💙

[@icesseh]

🗣️I Voted Early Today🎉 It felt good to exercise my right to “VOTE!” I’m Proud To Be An American 🗳️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸

[@cavemanlawyer5608]

He wrote an identical song about canada 😂

[@DerekJS82]

I voted early too

[@Allie8567]

👏🏻👏🏻💙💙

[@ArodrethEruhin]

America is a terrorist empire and a colonial project.

[@elizabethjackson8562]

Trump all the way !!❤

[@evillincon1]

It's just Phil. He surrendered his license in 2006 and can no long practice. Don’t give that fraud the dignity of calling him a doctor.

[@leeannebishop51]

He a quack he’s not liked

[@colombeadunagow5196]

I was so disappointed Disgrace 😢💙🔵

[@jadepaulsen8456]

Yup .inappropriate relationship with a client/ patient. Eff phil.

[@ln8116]

@@jadepaulsen8456 It wasn't the first time.

[@concinnus]

Or Mr. Phil, on the pattern of Mister Ed.

[@jonathonholifield3166]

SUCKS to be YALL TODAY, HUH?? Hahahaha

[@katfanker]

Jimmy, what a brilliant monologue! An Aussie here, hoping that the big orange circus is closed down! America, you deserve better. 🇦🇺 ❤ 🇺🇸

[@colleenhelminiak1429]

Thank you for sending positive thoughts our way - it is appreciated so very much 🥰💖. Positivity is in short supply, and you have brought a breath of fresh air in a very toxic atmosphere.

[@marycunningham8466]

I agree from the uk a brilliant monologue

[@lindas-k5766]

The "big orange circus" needs to be shut down *permanently!*

[@PMiller-qb7jp]

The WORLD deserves better.

[@SusanRawls-zc2fr]

0:24 0:24 0:24 0:24

[@MariaGonzalez-vn8gh]

🇨🇺 Cuban in solidarity with my 🇵🇷 Puerto Rican brothers and sisters... and let's not forget Haitian, Mexican, and Venezuelan... I proudly voted Blue 💙💙💙

[@SteveStogers]

Saludos hermana, unidos ganamos! 🇵🇷🇨🇺

[@Allie8567]

👏🏻👏🏻💙💙

[@Living_Life242]

🇧🇸 Bahamian-American also standing in solidarity. We too know the might and terror of a horrific storm like Dorian. And when Mother Nature’s wrath lays waste to our homes, we need to rely on the kindness of others to lend a helping hand.

[@kathleenpont5986]

Australian here, supporting my fellow human rights 💙💙💙💙

[@KierraDemus]

💙💙💙💙

[@janetdykstra9567]

Thank you, Jimmy, for lifting us from this depressing madness!

[@suziechampagne357]

My thoughts exactly. When I see and hear all the crap from Trump and his maggots, it feels like doomsday.

[@mariefriedmann3203]

Kamala’s depressing. Has no policies, lies consistently, can’t answer questions and my personal fav “ I won’t be pressured to answer questions without research” lol I’m saving that up for any future job interview. LAZY and UNPREPARED, ARROGANCE.

[@vikingrc6959]

@@mariefriedmann3203 Did you mean Trump ? Because Kamala ... much different to trump, lists all of her policies and plans on her campaign website. Well organised and grouped. With explanations and all. Trump however .. does not so.

[@lilyofthevalley2248]

IKR😂😂😂

[@paddyholly2184]

​@@suziechampagne357 That hate fest was the biggest boost for Kamala in the whole election cycle!

[@Tkramer27]

You are without a doubt the most patriotic American on late night television! Love you so much Jimmy! You are the best and frankly kept my husband and I sane during the worst of the pandemic and deserve the Medal of Honor. Love you forever Jimmy Kimmel! Brave and a person who speaks truth to power! ❤❤❤

[@debanderson4841]

So glad that you are back. I know it's been mentally stressful. We need you to keep America sane!

[@beanzieobeanz2955]

yep, nothing more meaningful in 'murica than the gags of a late night host

[@sandycarter5300]

Totally! Your brilliant comedy and perfect delivery help keep us sane.

[@debmann5168]

Thank goodness for Jimmy during all this madness :)

[@SFKathy2250]

Wow, Habba's entrance - her *existence* and presence there - I don't think anyone could make this up. It's too bizarre to be anything other than real.

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

Makes Idiocracy look more and more like a documentary.

[@Strawberrihead]

This whole event is giving WWE. All these weirdos thought they were pro wrestlers entering that stage 😂

[@Rocky-w5r]

Years from now, history channel's top shows will be about ww2, aliens and MAGAS.

[@darknluvly9313]

"They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats"😂😂😂

[@ladybug4896]

CORRECTION WORLD DONALD EATS DOGS AND CATS 😂💙💙💙💙

[@terrypeacock6093]

You are so right on! You help me laugh instead of cry. It’s comic relief. Thank you!

[@joyaroozooolsen2800]

Thank you Jimmy. Always making everyone feel so much better☺️. Bless you. Please everyone get out there and VOTE! 💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@matthewjohn2963]

I’m not voting for a woman

[@LindaDocherty-t9k]

​@@matthewjohn2963stupid reason!

[@hazardhorizons6836]

@@LindaDocherty-t9k so many people are voting for her because she is a women ya know... they shoudl re consider someone else, there are still other candidates other than trump and kamala.

[@dubsessed9790]

​​@@hazardhorizons6836 oh no! They are entitled to do that with their singular vote. But you would rather them vote for a 3rd party, what an idiot Edit: NM, saw your other comments on this channel, sad little Trumpanzee

[@hazardhorizons6836]

@@dubsessed9790 I think people should not vote because “they are not trump” or “because she will be the first women president” like there was a black lady running for presidency in 1970s and no one talks about that. Completely stupid and ignorant to vote based on appearance. Maybe you’re just sad cuz you know Harris is going to lose and can’t face it so you insult people

[@OratoryJamesIV]

"All I do is win, win win..." as the woman who has lost literally every single court filing and case in which she represented her orange lord and master dances around.

[@crystalstevens4638]

Yeah, did she have a pole on stage? 😂

[@angelinatana]

@@crystalstevens4638😂😂😂😂😂😂no, it’s in trump’s bedroom

[@hellprincess6990]

I don’t like to use the word “cringe” unironically, but she takes the cake… Straight out of Trump’s dumptruck. 😂

[@FusionDeveloper]

And it's an auto tune. Supposed to be singing, for people who can't sing.

[@lisacesari89]

And you will NEVER be Beyonce! 💋

[@jamied1985]

Not laughing anymore Kimmel are ya 😂

[@AidanJohnson-lm7mw]

"it was ugly, it was hateful, it was mean" the entire gop platform and message at this point 😥

[@carmencajayon937]

They are MAGA Trump ─ They are not GOP... When Trump is Gone... There will be Reagan Republicans like Ms. Liz Cheney and Sarah Mathews ... etc. Cheers,

[@stacytrowell6890]

Vote blue this election, that's the answer to get your party back!!!

[@Kong_man_for_life]

@DonnaSue-t5p 😂 😂 😂

[@ApriLuv143]

You want a tissue?

[@kidlenny1964]

@DonnaSue-t5p Thanks Ava Braun

[@fridayschild19]

Thank you, Jimmy, for helping me laugh at the insanity. 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

[@Jules-1770]

I'm in Australia and I thought the same thing. Sometimes the stress gets too much, and I'm gritting my teeth at all the Trump lies and the distasteful antics. Just plain ugly and insane, vicious ranting. I stopped watching and found Jimmy Kimmel. Cured for now.

[@The_Crucible714]

@@Jules-1770 You guys can just treat it like the comedy show it is, pathetic as it is.

[@kerrigillings8447]

My feelings, exactly. I haven't been able to watch the news, right now, for longer than 5 minutes. Cannot wait until the Turd is gone. The kids' edition at the end was great, too. ❤🖤💙

[@slayer5097]

Trump 2024

[@barbford2329]

​@@slayer5097yes, he is set to be sentenced 2024.

[@speicaldark]

You can't spell hatred without a red hat!

[@roxannebandish9807]

🗳️🔵🌊🌊🌊

[@nbenefiel]

Yes

[@cherylmccloud8709]

Or felon without ELON

[@18JR78]

Damn hahahaha

[@SnowWalker1]

Brilliant...and sad.

[@thejayawickrama]

JIMMY are you lost little girl LOL 🤣??

[@michaelkirk4475]

Thank you Mr Kimmel. Another superb monologue. Brilliant!

[@SanctumOfDreams]

Stay away from kids

[@lauras3612]

he was reading from cue cards written by his writing team

[@bczilovemusic]

… “So let’s not elect one” ..good one Jimmy. 💙💙💙💚💙

[@jamesmyers8619]

For the people who railed against "liberal Hollywood elites" they sure love their fake TV businessmen, fake TV wrestlers, fake TV doctors, and billionaires don't they? 😂

[@fedup6534]

Jimmy Kimmel is the best.

[@raymonddimech3739]

thats what they said about him on the lolita express

[@joymattson8549]

@@raymonddimech3739 I guess you might know, since you were there

[@imfireproof]

That line Jimmy used about Tucker being born with a Bow tie and without a spine was AMAZING!!! 😂 Hahahahaha! So spot on!

[@JohnGaye-o4t]

It's really amazing Miss Harris talk to Puerto Rican Sunday ended in peace. Trump team talked about Puerto Ricans Sunday, ended in chaos

[@tawandanozama4403]

Houstonian since 1972. Voted ALL BLUE early last Tuesday on my way home from the hospital after knee surgery! Get it done, Y'all‼‼💙💙💙💙💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sandym8787]

That's amazing - nothing stopped you !

[@antonioguamil3275]

Good for you🎉🎉🎉💙💙💙

[@UXtatic]

And that I shall.❤❤

[@janewalton2901]

Brave heart now that is the American Way 😊 good for you. 😊

[@theworldaccordingtoallie1176]

Thank you!💙💙💙

[@Dougie3419]

Thank God for Jimmy Kimmel 💙

[@EdT.-xt6yv]

Zeus of late night 💤💤💤

[@MonikaThompson-j8r]

Now if Someone could please do something about the education of American children ? ! It's unbelievable how uneducated the kids are !! But then what do I expect with some stupid politicians and more stupid law enforcement in the USA

[@Dougie3419]

@MonikaThompson-j8r Republicans have for decades deliberately reduced civics education to promote ignorance and to gaslight the American people.

[@dwaynegarfield1551]

Absolutely brilliant!💕🙏👊 Thank you Jimmy for what you are doing!😎😂👍

[@turd-ferguson-the-third]

Jimmy is giving you false hope. Real Americans believe in MAGA!!

[@lauras3612]

he didn't do anything but read a bunch of cue cards

[@turd-ferguson-the-third]

@@dwaynegarfield1551 what has Jimmy done exactly?

[@Drollwow]

❤ 💙 Republican here voting for Kamala!!! Country before party United we stand!! I encourage my fellow Republicans to stand up as well and vote for a free America! ❤ 💙

[@Drollwow]

​@@JA-wu5poI don't want to raise my children under a fascist dictator...

[@virginiabalch6274]

Same here and I used to be a county chair . All my relatives are also voting blue all the way and I am going door to door to get the vote out .

[@Princesssonny7]

@@JA-wu5po are you serious? Maybe educate yourself on her plans versus his.

[@DeborahAB1]

Thank you! 💙💙💙💙 wave coming!

[@Bustyogrill]

Jimmie Kimmel such a toad. Elon smarter than he will ever be.

[@nicov1837]

Tucker Carlson's laugh is one of the scariest things I've ever witnessed.

[@anjelkaa4380]

Actually I think Tucker was auditioning for a part in a movie as a mad serial killer

[@Positivecuriosity46]

Halloweeny 👹

[@Kristen-ir4iu]

Other than him calling trump daddy

[@deimosvoralius2988]

"Unhinged" would be a more apt description than "scary". He sounds like a kid trying sugar for the first time, in the form of 5 bags of skittles

[@anthonysmith8800]

Agreed. He's just another weirdo in a Circus of freaks

[@edwardrichardson7076]

There is a small garbage dump in South Florida that has a horrible odor, it' is called Mar-a-Lago,

[@lorileary4432]

GOOD one !

[@reneewashington9405]

​@@lorileary4432👏🏾👏🏾😅

[@SharonVlaar]

😂& maleria🎉

[@Facetimepeanut]

Smelly place Marry Lago!

[@ninapinkston4362]

Lol

[@AliciaGrajales-i2p]

I love Jimmy Kimmel!

[@IllegalAlien-i5i]

Honest Comedy without bigoted insults. Thanks, Jimmy Kimmel !

[@LucenaDatoy]

Its full of Bigoted insults. Why is it hard for yoi to umderstand that aftee years of Trump hate, you can also Turn Around.

[@samohanka]

​@@LucenaDatoy Maybe you should enable spellcheck before saying you "spotted" something someone else didn't...

[@thend4427]

@@LucenaDatoy trump is a bigot

[@davidf4897]

It was a Circus of the Damned.

[@rbcreations2]

That would make a great tshirt with all the faces. ❤

[@PompetusDad]

Ditto!

[@jessicapatton2688]

Normally that would be kinda cool (Imo) but trump is an unlikable villain

[@lisacesari89]

Specifically: the FREAK SHOW OF THE DAMNED. 🎪

[@SanctumOfDreams]

Stay away from kids

[@edwardbliss8931]

The worst part is that people aren't seeing this as a red flag

[@thisguy1356]

Some are. For sure.

[@thorstenguenther]

Oh, as a German who did not sleep though history lessons I definitely see it as a red flag with a center white circle and black swastika.

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

@@thorstenguentherMadison square 1939 photos are actually like that too crazy

[@remconet]

The worst part is that people who DO see it, are letting it happen.

[@ritamcb]

​@@remconetletting it happen and making excuses for it! 😩

[@ivinlinuissac532]

LOOK WHOS LAUGHING NOWW !!

[@junodonatus4906]

Trump is walking comedy. He hands the talk shows their material.

[@ivinlinuissac532]

@junodonatus4906 WOMP WOMP

[@saveena2348]

@@junodonatus4906and we handed him the presidency. Cope

[@thanosianthemadtitanic]

​@@junodonatus4906 hashtag cope2024

[@anhbayar11]

@@junodonatus4906 WOMP WOMP

[@NormaSchreibman]

I stand with my Puerto Rican brothers and sisters!! Vote 💙 Blue.

[@GrammyJeanify]

How do some Puerto Roxana not care?

[@kn9ioutom]

PRTECT WOMANS RIGHTS ! VOTE !!!

[@pattilunsford492]

Trump trashes everybody and everything the supporters who think Trump loves them wait till he has no need for them He will be trashing them too

[@Mrsplanetmaster9]

​@@kn9ioutomI did 🕊️💙🗽🫂🇺🇲

[@Coffee1776]

I encourage everyone here to actually watch the entire Madison Square Garden rally. Nearly ALL of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue is a lie. Watch the entire rally yourself, instead of just listening to people like Jimmy Kimmel.

[@theDanishMermaid]

Bravo for calling out Phil. Well done Kimmel ❤❤❤ Love from Scandinavia

[@patriciapage2109]

Hello to Scandinavia 🩵🍻

[@SanctumOfDreams]

Stay away from kids

[@inobi30]

Imagine living in the EU where the bureaucrats are attacking free speech and wanting it to continue.😂

[@bradenmckinley2648]

Ok ,watching on the tv,, give em heck Jimmy , our family love ya

[@Babywildlife]

Who's here after Trump has been elected😂 jokes on you on another level 😂.. Republican for love👊🏿🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@naufahu30]

Hahaha 4 more years!!!!

[@XenoghostTV]

The sneeding from liberals is unbelievable, adding to the joy of the political environment shifting to finally give us the upper hand. An amazing moment I'll remember for life, that's for sure. God bless all y'all ✝🙏

[@Imuncreativesohereisnyusername]

If you made an effort just to come back after that turnip won the election, the joke would most definitely be on you... I'd say you're a bit obsessed!

[@AndrewRalte-t2z]

I slept like a baby. All is good again.

[@lj1597]

Jimmy, thanks for keeping us sane!!💙💙💙💙💙

[@Youdontknowmehh]

If u need a show host who is a puppet of whichever party pays him for support then it's too late for u man

[@paulmiljus]

He is the fakest of them all

[@lauras3612]

@@paulmiljus 100% and so not funny

[@billladuke6208]

Thank you Mr.Kimmel, ÿou keep my sanity!

[@jamesarthur347]

These people are a worldwide embarrassment.

[@disc0pat1]

You mean MAGAs I hope.

[@danielcrouch6589]

They're just cute kids!

[@irenemanzanarez6260]

Everyone of them!

[@irenemanzanarez6260]

​@danielcrouch658 NOT REALLY!

[@LetterToVoltaire]

It's unbelievable at this point, parody.

[@kathyscofield9881]

What the hell happened to Phil? Done with him! He is the next Rudy Giuliani! WTF

[@NostalgiCrazy]

It's scary... I just found out my best friend voted Dump. I'm having severe trust issues and questioning reality right now.

[@turd-ferguson-the-third]

He knows what a winner looks like. MAGA 🎉🎉

[@bruce4947]

That body chemistry between the Trumps is truly bizarre. She looks like she's about to throw up when he pushes against her.

[@daisy4323]

She’s just waiting- waiting to inherit it all! Okay

[@jenniferstone2975]

We all want to throw up when he presses against her. The visual of where they’ve been is horrifying.

[@CarlosFernandez-et8uq]

"She actually believes after having been absent for so long that she will make a difference with all her charm towards the 34 count convicted felon. They sure know how to "treat or treat" pure theatrical nonsense"! ​@@daisy4323

[@watersipper1116]

@bruce4947 Wouldn't you?

[@stephenbrazier8996]

Like most people who have actually spent a lot of time in his presence she detests him.

[@sherylallen2962]

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel love you for all the truth with humor you do so much impact!!!

[@enzomadonia8674]

humor and truth what drugs are you doing ??

[@SrikanthPRABHA7]

Jimmy, the world is a mess. You take care of yourself, family and children. ❤

[@AsaNoGaijin]

many parts of the world are quite fine. the US not so much.

[@jansilverthorn777]

Maybe the world, but the US is certainly the epicenter.

[@CherylWhite-yw7fs]

I Love Jimmy Kimmel, he's the best!!!!!

[@JMartinez-lf5ox]

Wow, it's been years since I've seen the 3 stooges live in MSG, 😂😅😅

[@sandraward5564]

😂😂😂😅🤣🤭