Trump LIVID About Trial, Can’t Stop Falling Asleep in Court & Makes Insane Second Term Proclamations

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

22 күн бұрын

According to a new report from The Washington Post Americans are sleeping more than ever, Donald Trump can’t stop falling asleep in court, Eric attended daddy’s trial today, the first witness of the day was Michal Cohen’s former banker Gary Farro, the Judge found Trump to be in contempt of court for violating his gag order nine times, the Washington Post published a story that says Trump is so furious about the trial he’s too livid to fundraise, he has been very cold in court, he is getting May 17th off so he can go to Barron’s high school graduation, we’re getting an idea of what four more years of Trump might look like, Travis Kelce signed a two-year contract extension with the Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor Swift is now the first artist in history to occupy all of the top 14 spots on Billboard’s Hot 100, and Governor Gavin Newsom (Josh Meyers) is working on new propositions that actually benefit California!
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@Darknamja
@Darknamja 20 күн бұрын
He doesn't care about his son's graduation. It's just another delay tactic. 🤨
@Richy.Boi.
@Richy.Boi. 20 күн бұрын
Exactly. Imagine being Barron having his 80yo father turn up with his clown show and the media!
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 20 күн бұрын
He keeps whinging that he's not getting enough time to campaign, so what did he do last Sat/Sun/Mon? A) Play golf ✔ B) Watch TV ✔ C) Campaign ❌
@sharynkoren2054
@sharynkoren2054 20 күн бұрын
He will be playing on the golf course instead
@gunillaekberg8138
@gunillaekberg8138 20 күн бұрын
He didn't care of his other childrens graduation so.........
@___beyondhorizon4664
@___beyondhorizon4664 20 күн бұрын
If he really shows up for graduation, let's see the circus 🎪 in town
@Nuggetwill
@Nuggetwill 20 күн бұрын
Because of Trump's poor handling of the COVID response, my son did not even have a high school graduation that I could go to in person. On the bright side, he is graduating from college next month and this time we will be able to attend.
@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 20 күн бұрын
If only that horrible excuse for a human being would have acted during Covid, instead of saying it was a Democratic hoax and tossing the handbook Obama left for him stating what to do in case of a pandemic. So sorry you missed the high school graduation, hope you enjoy every moment of the college graduation.
@Power_to_the_people567
@Power_to_the_people567 20 күн бұрын
@@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513Trump shut down the pandemic response task force. Deplorable
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 20 күн бұрын
Congratulations to your son for his achievements.
@siswohlslagel8919
@siswohlslagel8919 20 күн бұрын
My congratulations to your son also !!!
@louneissen1603
@louneissen1603 20 күн бұрын
Trump was so bad at his job that many families wont have a graduation party together.
@sweetpea1325
@sweetpea1325 19 күн бұрын
Do they even realize that folks have had family funerals while locked up, and they couldn't attend.
@morendonna
@morendonna 19 күн бұрын
They don’t care
@erowan1389
@erowan1389 18 күн бұрын
Trump is treated like a fragile baby. The favoritism he gets in court is beyond anything anyone else has ever gotten.
@ehquetest
@ehquetest 14 күн бұрын
Yes… that’s what happens when the laws you break put you in jail. WTF… they tried to overthrow an election.
@TheDottiep
@TheDottiep 19 күн бұрын
Josh Meyers as Gavin Newsom is such a delight. Cracks me up.
@catherinedrees7933
@catherinedrees7933 16 күн бұрын
I know, just found out he's Seth Meyers brother, the weird gene must run in the family.😺
@erikmorse5089
@erikmorse5089 15 күн бұрын
@@catherinedrees7933 I was wondering if it was Seth the whole time!
@acmelka
@acmelka 20 күн бұрын
Being ignorant used to be shameful, Trump changed that
@barbaracarpenter1260
@barbaracarpenter1260 20 күн бұрын
Now a lot of people wear their ignorance like a badge of honor.
@Will-nb1tc
@Will-nb1tc 18 күн бұрын
Making Amerika Grimace Again .
@SeanTube2099
@SeanTube2099 20 күн бұрын
He’s telling everyone exactly what he would do in a second term. When someone repeatedly shows you who they are, believe them.
@liliilani
@liliilani 13 күн бұрын
THIS ☝🏼
@tuckermom1996
@tuckermom1996 19 күн бұрын
You’re right, Jimmy! T needs to be on the cover of Doing Time magazine! Keep it coming!
@marygarcia1145
@marygarcia1145 19 күн бұрын
Poor Baron what an embarrassment to have HIM there
@itcoming9758
@itcoming9758 18 күн бұрын
I am not sure about poor Barron. I think yes, I agree. I'm just not sure about that.
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 19 күн бұрын
Shame on Time Magazine! How dare they put that criminal on the cover!!
@fatroberto3012
@fatroberto3012 19 күн бұрын
Read the interview. It is the ramblings of a lunatic. MAGA will lap it all up but nobody else will. Time fact checks all his nonsense. For example, Trump makes a big thing of getting "more votes than any sitting President in history", which is true. It's also true for almost every other President in history and is due only to population growth!
@dkoehler47
@dkoehler47 19 күн бұрын
"He should be on the cover of 'Doing Time' magazine". I like that phrase.
@dmaextraordinaire8205
@dmaextraordinaire8205 19 күн бұрын
They went from the amazing Taylor Swift to damned Donald Trump. I’ll never buy another one - I don’t care who’s on it.
@davidwang4364
@davidwang4364 19 күн бұрын
@@dmaextraordinaire8205 . . . . BOYCOTT Time Magazine.
@PatrickRyan150
@PatrickRyan150 11 күн бұрын
Biden is on the cover?
@leemcclelland2618
@leemcclelland2618 20 күн бұрын
I intensely hope there is NEVER another Trump Presidency.
@teresitauy3692
@teresitauy3692 20 күн бұрын
We must VOTE BLUE. NO Facism , NO to trump and his cohorts.
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 19 күн бұрын
The world agrees with you! 🌎💙
@ronaldbarker5407
@ronaldbarker5407 19 күн бұрын
I hope their is never another Republican president in my lifetime
@janejones8672
@janejones8672 19 күн бұрын
Me neither
@patlynch6517
@patlynch6517 19 күн бұрын
You and many million others.
@Vortenger
@Vortenger 19 күн бұрын
That man's smile never touches his eyes. That's terrifying.
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 19 күн бұрын
Criminals aren't usually allowed to do a lot of things.
@davidwang4364
@davidwang4364 19 күн бұрын
One thing criminals ARE allowed to do is to LIE . . . . It's their First Amendment right.
@bidness
@bidness 18 күн бұрын
You mean criminals who aren't from those certain families.
@felicity390
@felicity390 19 күн бұрын
Shame on Times magazine for putting that criminal on its cover.
@alertgasper
@alertgasper 19 күн бұрын
should be Times Up
@sparkleplenty5829
@sparkleplenty5829 19 күн бұрын
Who cares about Time magazine's cover?
@annakingry9157
@annakingry9157 19 күн бұрын
Boycott Time.
@Itcouldbebunnies
@Itcouldbebunnies 19 күн бұрын
​@@sparkleplenty5829 Trump does. He used to make fake covers with his head on them, frame them, and hang them all over his properties. He's far beyond pathetic.
@shesh4896
@shesh4896 19 күн бұрын
It exposes Trump’s dangerous and awful plans. That is a real public service.
@ll7868
@ll7868 20 күн бұрын
There are millions of criminals in prison who didn't get to go to their kids' graduation, you don't hear them all over the news crying about it.
@benjamindavis2475
@benjamindavis2475 19 күн бұрын
For real
@HelenGardner-rr1lx
@HelenGardner-rr1lx 19 күн бұрын
Absolutely!!!!
@robertruschak7083
@robertruschak7083 19 күн бұрын
Exactly Exactly
@alg4075
@alg4075 19 күн бұрын
He said that for his cult followers. The more his ppl feel sorry for him the more they will donate. He never had any intention of going. The judge told him he could go. Instead he would rather fake sleep so it appears he could care less what is being said
@yawningchasm33
@yawningchasm33 19 күн бұрын
some share a cell with there family
@deniseboiridy7368
@deniseboiridy7368 19 күн бұрын
Is he the only one sitting in the cold? What about all the people who are sitting there. The judge, jury and lawyers?
@denisecrawford5289
@denisecrawford5289 19 күн бұрын
It never ceases to amaze me how Fox and Newsmax finds reporters and Trumpest to hang on to him. We deserve better for our country.
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 6 күн бұрын
Like all this inflation Biden & democrats caused? Bring back lower costs and mean tweets!
@dannybarnes2324
@dannybarnes2324 19 күн бұрын
If he doesn't go to the graduation, he should be held in contempt of court.
@joshuadowling8778
@joshuadowling8778 19 күн бұрын
Soo, if he's held in contempt, what does that look like? 1 day with secret service? That makes him look like a victim. He's not. Nobody else in the World gets this leniency.
@guysabol8743
@guysabol8743 19 күн бұрын
ohhh he wont hes stil too much into himself yet, forward looking for an orange jumpsuit
@dottiewest385
@dottiewest385 20 күн бұрын
He never attended ANY of his five kids graduation. He is such a tool.
@LeeannG
@LeeannG 20 күн бұрын
I actually think “tool” is too cool for him lmao
@dceplay
@dceplay 19 күн бұрын
tool - t + f
@conniekimble1782
@conniekimble1782 19 күн бұрын
Keep it up Jimmy - the wear and tear on his psyche is evident.
@zombienursern4909
@zombienursern4909 19 күн бұрын
The big Dump wearing tiny pink mittens on his bigly , tiny hands. The winter hat and scarf are priceless.
@sandradearth-st4cs
@sandradearth-st4cs 19 күн бұрын
If I was Barron I would not want him there. His father is a embarrassment to the kid.
@mohammadmatin8030
@mohammadmatin8030 19 күн бұрын
A father is always a father when it comes to taking care of his children for good.
@combatepistemologist8382
@combatepistemologist8382 19 күн бұрын
Plus, Donald will try to make it all about himself. As usual.
@francesmcstay
@francesmcstay 19 күн бұрын
​@@mohammadmatin8030 Trump did not attend the high school graduation of Don Jr., Eric or Ivanka. He's using this Baron graduation to get sympathy. Don't be fooled by his crying.
@pauljordan8033
@pauljordan8033 19 күн бұрын
Does Barron even know him?
@brandonmcheyenehoward1077
@brandonmcheyenehoward1077 19 күн бұрын
I imagine he and Melania are already packed ready to leave the country after his graduation.
@jaynorris3722
@jaynorris3722 20 күн бұрын
He will never pay that fine. Just put him in a cell already.
@mommiesunite123
@mommiesunite123 20 күн бұрын
His lawyer will pay it for him, part of their contract.
@davidwang4364
@davidwang4364 19 күн бұрын
@@mommiesunite123 . . . . They have a contract? When the lawyers mentioned a fee agreement it is rumored that Trump said, "No, no, no, not necessary, you can trust me."
@mommiesunite123
@mommiesunite123 19 күн бұрын
@@davidwang4364 Lol, no law firm will enter into a lawsuit as big as this without specific terms in a contract.
@davidwang4364
@davidwang4364 19 күн бұрын
@@mommiesunite123 . . . So YOU have had personal experience with law firms and attorney/client retainer agreements, eh Mommie? . . . . . I have practiced law for 45 years. I have highly refined my fee agreements for various practice areas in which I have engaged. Yet, there were occasions when I did not have a written fee agreement. In fact, my biggest client, an international corporation never signed an agreement in the 40 years in which I represented them. For 15 years I was an Arbitrator for the Bar Association Fee Committee and handled fee disputes as a judge between clients and their attorneys. Now, Mommie . . . . exactly what was it you wanted to inform me about fee agreements and law firms?
@mommiesunite123
@mommiesunite123 19 күн бұрын
@@davidwang4364 You asked, I answered. I’ve drawn up fee agreements and contracts. If you represent a former President in a criminal case without a contract you are the fool, and he will be laughing all the way to the bank. Good luck with your little law practice 😂😂😂.
@evapearson3741
@evapearson3741 19 күн бұрын
It would be the first time he would go to any of his children's graduation! Why don't any of the far right news stations report that?
@BrrGrrDelux
@BrrGrrDelux 19 күн бұрын
It's too obvious.
@redrick8900
@redrick8900 19 күн бұрын
It's not news.
@scottie2636
@scottie2636 19 күн бұрын
Too bad someone couldn't call in to one of their live broadcasts and mention that on air.
@tarahill2193
@tarahill2193 19 күн бұрын
I thought Barron wrote a letter to the judge begging him Not to allow defendant trump to go to his graduation 🤔 😂😂😂
@MsEagle20
@MsEagle20 19 күн бұрын
That's what I heard!
@randallsmith5631
@randallsmith5631 20 күн бұрын
Trump's never been to any of his children's graduation
@caroljo420
@caroljo420 20 күн бұрын
Yeah, but now he HAS to go.
@LauraHenderson-wx6xy
@LauraHenderson-wx6xy 20 күн бұрын
Actually he did go to Tiffany’s college graduation. But now he HAS to go to Barron’s high school graduation when I’m sure he’d rather be golfing. 👨🏻‍🎓⛳️🏌️‍♂️
@appletile2887
@appletile2887 20 күн бұрын
Wait till Eric graduates from kindergarten
@jjohnson796
@jjohnson796 20 күн бұрын
@@LauraHenderson-wx6xy morning line in Vegas says that he will indeed go golfing instead…..somebody will come up with an excuse for him.
@timmmahhhh
@timmmahhhh 20 күн бұрын
I'm willing to bet he goes golfing anyway.
@shewolf2584
@shewolf2584 19 күн бұрын
There is nothing more UnAmerican than a dictator!
@danmiller2715
@danmiller2715 19 күн бұрын
@danmiller2715 1 day ago @danmiller2715 0 seconds ago Trump couldn't care less about you or America. Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance. They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them. People with this disorder may lack the ability to understand or care about the feelings of others. That's Trump
@w1ndgeneral226
@w1ndgeneral226 19 күн бұрын
Especially one who straight up promises to be a dictator on day one.
@xy6845
@xy6845 19 күн бұрын
There is actually. The ones who follow him. Plus the ones who stand idly by and laugh at it. (I'm not talkin' bout us of course :P)
@KaiserBlade
@KaiserBlade 19 күн бұрын
Like bypassing Congress and the constitution to transfer college debt to poor tax payers? That's a dictator. Flying in ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS in the dead of night to influence the census to load the house of representatives? We have that already VOTE BLEW.
@chiguireespacialespecial
@chiguireespacialespecial 19 күн бұрын
@@xy6845 Got to knock on doors
@SuperLeica1
@SuperLeica1 19 күн бұрын
How many innocent non-criminal employees can't leave their workplace to go to their son's/daughter's graduation? My guess is ~133 millions. Btw, Eric Bolling appears to have eaten a lot faster, and much more.
@barragin9893
@barragin9893 19 күн бұрын
He's cold? Someone please get that old man a blanket.
@postatility9703
@postatility9703 19 күн бұрын
I'm sure that there are thousands of men in prison who missed their children's high school or college graduation.
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 19 күн бұрын
Absolutely 😢
@scottie2636
@scottie2636 19 күн бұрын
Right, and Trump can join them.
@vanillathunder3024
@vanillathunder3024 20 күн бұрын
I really cannot comprehend how we, as a country, have been swindled by this guy. It’s something historians will puzzle over in the future
@thed.z.a.4658
@thed.z.a.4658 20 күн бұрын
learn from
@michellewall6748
@michellewall6748 20 күн бұрын
Nope
@lornarettig3215
@lornarettig3215 19 күн бұрын
I don’t believe anyone has been swindled. The people who support Donald Trump love him because they want to be him - rich enough (from being given tens of millions by his father, not by working) to behave as boorishly as you want with no consequence. You can trash talk whoever you want, you can treat people however you want, you don’t even need to work and there is never a consequence for you. They know what he is, and they love it.
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze 19 күн бұрын
SWINDLED! GOOD ONE.
@lisacurrier7727
@lisacurrier7727 19 күн бұрын
Not all us were! Some read the writing on the wall a long time ago.
@joycepriest5949
@joycepriest5949 19 күн бұрын
That’s contempt of court !!! Should be fined .
@CathyHarrison-bd8vi
@CathyHarrison-bd8vi 19 күн бұрын
Nice work. Your channel is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every day.
@aubrey1633
@aubrey1633 20 күн бұрын
Cant wait to vote for Biden again. It felt good helping Trump lose last time.
@caroljo420
@caroljo420 20 күн бұрын
It's gonna feel even better this time!!!
@willshunting
@willshunting 20 күн бұрын
✨️
@marymem9864
@marymem9864 20 күн бұрын
YES!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 💙V💙O💙T💙E💙 💙B💙L💙U💙E💙
@robertmoseder8157
@robertmoseder8157 20 күн бұрын
He’s gonna say it was rigged. No way he can win
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 20 күн бұрын
Not to mention the dancing in the streets!! Can't wait! Vote everyone! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽
@JohnM3665570
@JohnM3665570 20 күн бұрын
The guy is complaining about how Biden is eating a salad. Really? How pathetic.
@israelcm7246
@israelcm7246 20 күн бұрын
They have too much time on their dirty hands.
@WhoKnows892
@WhoKnows892 20 күн бұрын
These people love to be in a constant state of outrage, AKA, complainers. 😁
@jessmaslen5658
@jessmaslen5658 20 күн бұрын
Particularly since NewsMax doesn't acknowledge that Biden is actually talking to someone during that film, you can't take a big bite when you're mid-conversation!!!
@none-dc6hl
@none-dc6hl 20 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 oh no!!! The president is eating a salad! 😂😂😂😂 it amazing considering our last president never saw one on his life. This current president one knows how to eat healthy... what a disaster!!!😂😂😂
@barbaracarpenter1260
@barbaracarpenter1260 20 күн бұрын
I eat slow..Always have. I have never had a weight problem either until my late 70's. It's been scientifically proven that the slower you eat and chew is beneficial to your good health.
@anthonettedillard3999
@anthonettedillard3999 19 күн бұрын
Wow, I started laughing before the monologue even started!! Thanks Jimmy, laughter is good for your Health!!!😅
@KT-bg7hf
@KT-bg7hf 19 күн бұрын
Josh Meyers nailed the Gavin Newsom bit!
@MsShellectable
@MsShellectable 19 күн бұрын
I thought that was him!
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 20 күн бұрын
Only a psychopath can brag about killing a puppy what a disgrace
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 20 күн бұрын
A true disgrace. ☹️
@duramaxdad
@duramaxdad 20 күн бұрын
Only a psychopath would brag about being a Dem
@Julietta-zv9db
@Julietta-zv9db 20 күн бұрын
😢
@Julietta-zv9db
@Julietta-zv9db 20 күн бұрын
😢
@catherinelewis1951
@catherinelewis1951 20 күн бұрын
Correction, only an entitled psychopath.
@nataliemason4656
@nataliemason4656 20 күн бұрын
If he thinks the courtroom is cold, wait til he gets to prison. Comfort is not the primary concern from the guards.
@duramaxdad
@duramaxdad 20 күн бұрын
Guards don’t usually house billionaires. Trump be fine as your President after Jan 6
@bonniecarruth8429
@bonniecarruth8429 20 күн бұрын
If he goes to jail it is going to be so complicated having a former President in jail. The Secret Service will have to be there to protect him in a minimum security prison.
@benedictcumberbatch4275
@benedictcumberbatch4275 20 күн бұрын
He’d be the first president to goto jail
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 20 күн бұрын
@@benedictcumberbatch4275 I hope he goes to SuperMax.
@CidYoung-REALTOR
@CidYoung-REALTOR 20 күн бұрын
But, that won't keep TRUMP from complaining about EVERYTHING, anyway!
@gehlen52
@gehlen52 19 күн бұрын
Narcolepsy can be dangerous in court and when driving.
@stevejames5064
@stevejames5064 19 күн бұрын
Love your work Jimmy. Keep up the good work exposing Trump’s criminality. As an Australian we cannot believe he is even a candidate in your next election.
@sueferrill
@sueferrill 16 күн бұрын
I agree from Canada
@dnice374
@dnice374 20 күн бұрын
The Flatulent Felon. Now with 200% more puppy killing power in his staff!
@jjohnson796
@jjohnson796 20 күн бұрын
So funny 😂 I mean in a bad way but in a good way….😂
@peppermoon7485
@peppermoon7485 20 күн бұрын
Lol 😂
@anthonettedillard3999
@anthonettedillard3999 19 күн бұрын
Flatulent Felon!!Ha Ha Ha!!🤣😂🤣
@MrBricameron
@MrBricameron 20 күн бұрын
The trolling of Trump is why I am here.
@dariuscain2458
@dariuscain2458 19 күн бұрын
Same.
@sparkleplenty5829
@sparkleplenty5829 19 күн бұрын
Josh Meyers is soooo good as Gov. Gavin Newsom!!!
@MarkedMoneyTech
@MarkedMoneyTech 19 күн бұрын
Those who eat slowly are thinner than those who scarf it down.
@debprobst330
@debprobst330 20 күн бұрын
He's a father that never went to any of his kids graduation
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 20 күн бұрын
I read somewhere that he attended one, then read somewhere else that he'd attended three, so who knows? Decided it wasn't worth any more of my energy.
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 20 күн бұрын
Trump is a deadbeat dad.
@kimclarke5018
@kimclarke5018 20 күн бұрын
Never mind he NEVER attended any of his children’s graduation. There is that.
@tanya5322
@tanya5322 19 күн бұрын
I don’t like the man. At all. But several fact checking articles exist stating that his actually did attend his children’s graduations.
@dceplay
@dceplay 19 күн бұрын
Not the HS graduations, which is what we are talking about...
@tanya5322
@tanya5322 19 күн бұрын
@@dceplay «An extensive search by Snopes provides documented evidence of Trump attending all of his children's highschool and college graduations. An earlier version of this fact-check noted the possible exception of Donald Trump Jr.'s 1996 high school graduation. Since that original fact check, multiple members of that 1996 class have stated that Donald Trump was in attendance at that graduation. One person, whose identity and connection to Trump Jr. Snopes has verified, provided photographic evidence to support that claim. This updated fact-check removes our previous equivocation about Trump's attendance at that event.»
@kimclarke5018
@kimclarke5018 18 күн бұрын
@@tanya5322 no he didn’t .
@tanya5322
@tanya5322 18 күн бұрын
@@kimclarke5018 «An extensive search by Snopes provides documented evidence of Trump attending all of his children's highschool and college graduations. An earlier version of this fact-check noted the possible exception of Donald Trump Jr.'s 1996 high school graduation. »
@audreyrice996
@audreyrice996 19 күн бұрын
If we've learned anything from Dumpy it should be this: A Presidential candidate: • Should undergo a comprehensive medical examination to ensure they are physically and mentally fit for the demands of the job. • Must not have a criminal record, having neither been tried nor convicted of any offense. • Must possess political experience, ideally demonstrated through service in Congress or in a comparable capacity, showcasing a deep understanding of governance and policy-making. • Cannot govern from a prison cell
@jaybee9269
@jaybee9269 19 күн бұрын
The founding fathers would seriously disagree.
@onesiphorus123
@onesiphorus123 15 күн бұрын
Greatly appreciate you brother Jimmy for this.
@louissandets7341
@louissandets7341 20 күн бұрын
Trump should not be Allowed at Graduations, where Teenage Girls are present.
@Julietta-zv9db
@Julietta-zv9db 20 күн бұрын
🤣🙃🤣🤣🤣
@donna8243
@donna8243 20 күн бұрын
No, that's Matt Gaetz.
@frankcavender8154
@frankcavender8154 19 күн бұрын
It's OK, Matt Gaets has volunteered to chaperone....🤣🤣🤣
@choppytde6030
@choppytde6030 17 күн бұрын
Actually, you're talking about Joe Biden
@LordRenegrade
@LordRenegrade 19 күн бұрын
Newsmax is so pissed off that Joe is really slow at eating, and yet they said nothing about Trump being unable to drink from a glass.
@macdieter23558
@macdieter23558 19 күн бұрын
If YOU had such small hands it wouldn´t be easy for you either!
@TheCab1970
@TheCab1970 19 күн бұрын
Well, that's typical for Cult45 members , deflect and project.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 19 күн бұрын
I can relate to not being able to drink from a glass. I have an auto immune disorder that is very painful, to the point where sometimes I can barely get a fork to my mouth, let alone pick up a glass of water. I used a lot of straws before a medication was found that helped.
@Arasteele
@Arasteele 19 күн бұрын
@@sophierobinson2738 -- Your excuse is at least valid. Trumpo's only possible reason is that his baby shrimp hands are tired from constantly playing that invisible accordion of his.
@Loveoldies50
@Loveoldies50 19 күн бұрын
@@sophierobinson2738 I'm sure the comment wasn't directed at anyone with a disability. And if Trump were not a man who ridicules the disabled, I doubt anyone would comment on it.
@Fitz_42
@Fitz_42 19 күн бұрын
Right to disconnect could potentially be life changing for regular folk whose bosses aren't network hosts...
@Jennie-os9fj
@Jennie-os9fj 19 күн бұрын
I almost spit out my drink when his little mittens came on.
@Cancun771
@Cancun771 20 күн бұрын
A $9,000 fine for all the broken gag orders is an insult to all Americans who clung to the fiction that the system was still working and there was still some semblance of law and order. Openly pissing in our faces and telling us it's rain.
@geerid
@geerid 20 күн бұрын
Should be 90million/a message
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 20 күн бұрын
It’s the max fine for first offense, repercussions will be coming, he failed to follow laws, could affect other trials and gag orders!
@peaceangel4192
@peaceangel4192 20 күн бұрын
The fiction...
@t.tenney3470
@t.tenney3470 20 күн бұрын
3 days..... Donnie can behave for 3 days...
@wordzmyth
@wordzmyth 20 күн бұрын
Yes judgr is following guidelines and the judge said in future incarceration for breaking the gag order is a possibility ​@jcoopes5604
@alainarchambault2331
@alainarchambault2331 20 күн бұрын
Hey, if Trump paid his fair share of taxes the courthouses wouldn't be so cold.
@jrgreen7303
@jrgreen7303 20 күн бұрын
Cold blooded 😅
@ValerieJean-fo6lc
@ValerieJean-fo6lc 20 күн бұрын
Excellent point 👉
@78Mustang
@78Mustang 20 күн бұрын
Boom!💥
@sandrareaves9320
@sandrareaves9320 20 күн бұрын
Yeah That Part !!
@bonniescanlan8772
@bonniescanlan8772 20 күн бұрын
They are probably trying to keep tRUMP awake
@pamelatimmins1055
@pamelatimmins1055 19 күн бұрын
Congratulations, Travis, well deserved. You earned it. Congratulations, Taylor, you are phenomenal, as is TTPD and the Anthology. Top 14, plus 29 in the top 50. Amazing. I love every song on TTPD and the Anthology. Lock trump up in jail where it is warm and toasty while trial goes on without him. You are so funny, Jimmy.
@debranielsen2002
@debranielsen2002 20 күн бұрын
As I recall, Dumptruck needs two hands to hold a glass of water. Let Mr. Biden eat his salad any way he wants.
@ernestcruz6316
@ernestcruz6316 20 күн бұрын
That's because Donald's not used to drinking out of anything but a paper soft drink cup from a fast food place. He can't drink anything without a plastic straw to suck it through.
@jessicaburgess5242
@jessicaburgess5242 20 күн бұрын
Seems like that's the best conversation they have.. they're so bright
@WhoKnows892
@WhoKnows892 20 күн бұрын
I remember seeing that clip for the first time, I died!
@none-dc6hl
@none-dc6hl 20 күн бұрын
At least Biden knows what a salad is and knows how important eating healthy can do for his health
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 20 күн бұрын
@@none-dc6hl As well as hold a conversation at the same time.
@polyglot12
@polyglot12 20 күн бұрын
"Teddy Dozevelt!" I'd like to see a compilation of all the nicknames Kimmel's done of DT over the years!
@Argentx1965
@Argentx1965 20 күн бұрын
Yes, I agree!! Maybe make some bumper stickers 🤔
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 20 күн бұрын
Yes. Much better than the “can you believe it’s” the first day of, insert month.
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 20 күн бұрын
Me too. I especially like Don Snoreleone and The Nodfather.
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 20 күн бұрын
"Gaseous Clay" is my favorite from Jimmy.
@lloydsumpter7735
@lloydsumpter7735 19 күн бұрын
If the courtroom is too cold, maybe Bernie Sanders could send him some mittens...
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 20 күн бұрын
Since Donald Trump entered politics I have been sleeping less well than before.
@ValerieJean-fo6lc
@ValerieJean-fo6lc 20 күн бұрын
Me too
@retriever19golden55
@retriever19golden55 20 күн бұрын
So have I. I really resent being made a nervous wreck until mid-January! Can we file a class action suit for mental anguish against Trump?!
@abortretryfail9350
@abortretryfail9350 20 күн бұрын
Same.
@julesnagbunga1204
@julesnagbunga1204 20 күн бұрын
The word is fitfully!
@girmaysiyum5900
@girmaysiyum5900 20 күн бұрын
The same here stressing
@anabellewis5824
@anabellewis5824 20 күн бұрын
Please vote for democracy, vote blue
@pamelalepper2368
@pamelalepper2368 19 күн бұрын
Keep going Jimmy!!! Love your show.
@MariaH11113
@MariaH11113 19 күн бұрын
You are hilarious! Love your voice and how you say things 😂😂😂
@vernonhoff8429
@vernonhoff8429 20 күн бұрын
Want to go to your kids graduation? Don't break the law. That was hard
@niczim123
@niczim123 20 күн бұрын
That was my first thought too, and you know thats what he would be saying to anyone else in that same situation.
@jakep9610
@jakep9610 20 күн бұрын
BIDEN 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 Take sleepy joe over sleepy donny any day.
@RandomMan_1
@RandomMan_1 20 күн бұрын
I prefer Biden over Trump as well. But Israel is commiting genocide.
@timbuckingham6734
@timbuckingham6734 20 күн бұрын
Dozing Donnie sleepy is for joe use some imagination
@jakep9610
@jakep9610 20 күн бұрын
@@timbuckingham6734 How about Dormir Donny?
@RandomMan_1
@RandomMan_1 20 күн бұрын
Biden 2024 but Israel is commiting genocide
@timbuckingham6734
@timbuckingham6734 20 күн бұрын
@@jakep9610 that works
@arthurjeremypearson
@arthurjeremypearson 19 күн бұрын
I have never mastered the art of eating salads. That stuff jumps off your fork like nobody's business!
@Loveoldies50
@Loveoldies50 19 күн бұрын
I'll bet that Baron would be thrilled if his dad didn't attend his graduation. His dad is an embarrassment. It's Baron's day to shine. If he were my dad, I wouldn't want him there! And the attorney, Will Sharp, grinning after being introduced is hysterical! Keep up the comedy, Jimmy! You're doing a great job!
@andrewroberts4071
@andrewroberts4071 19 күн бұрын
If you actually knew your dad, you would want him at your graduation lol
@davidwang4364
@davidwang4364 19 күн бұрын
Has anyone noticed that Will Sharp's smile is suspiciously like Melania Trump's? . . . now, you don't suppose . . . eh?
@stevemerchant2746
@stevemerchant2746 20 күн бұрын
He is a criminal... That's the bottom line. He was tooo busy with many women when his son was born , but now he wants to go to his high school graduation.
@alfiegrace
@alfiegrace 20 күн бұрын
Shall we take bets as to whether tfg actually shows up for his son‘s graduation?
@stewartfenton7660
@stewartfenton7660 20 күн бұрын
Those women are looking at him now,sitting there filling his diaper, with their flesh crawling.
@swarti2036
@swarti2036 20 күн бұрын
Never went . Barton would be horrified ! Think of what the kids say about both parents !!’
@craigcothren6629
@craigcothren6629 19 күн бұрын
FYI Trump never attended a school graduation of any of his other sons
@justinchin0
@justinchin0 19 күн бұрын
​@@alfiegraceI would bet 100 he still doesn't attend! 😅
@Arlene-me8jo
@Arlene-me8jo 18 күн бұрын
I love Jimmy and watch his show everyday!!!!! ❤❤❤❤
@melaniewilliamson2862
@melaniewilliamson2862 18 күн бұрын
I can't even with Scharf, he looks like a Wallace and Gromit character and I love it lol!
@KyleMatt11
@KyleMatt11 19 күн бұрын
We’re also talking about a man that’s never worked a full day in his life. Certainly has never put in enough hours to be considered full time. No wonder an eight hour day in court is unfathomable to him.
@andrewroberts4071
@andrewroberts4071 19 күн бұрын
Right! Joe Biden is pathetic!
@hankwesterfield6534
@hankwesterfield6534 19 күн бұрын
He was astonished how the responsibilities of the president were so hard! What a buffoon! No more fines. Jail time now in effect!!
@TheGuinever
@TheGuinever 19 күн бұрын
Unless you call BSing and conning people work.
@redrick8900
@redrick8900 19 күн бұрын
@@andrewroberts4071 You did a great job of making someone look pathetic.
@Thomas-fj8ol
@Thomas-fj8ol 19 күн бұрын
@@andrewroberts4071 did you buy dear leaders golden plastic clown shoes?
@dennisw64
@dennisw64 20 күн бұрын
Against Jimmy Kimmel, Trump doesn't stand a chance...
@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 20 күн бұрын
You are so right because Jimmy is SMART and FUNNY!!!
@duramaxdad
@duramaxdad 20 күн бұрын
Live vs recorded.
@sokem1
@sokem1 20 күн бұрын
@@duramaxdad have you been to a live recording? they are pretty much what you see
@missoula5412
@missoula5412 20 күн бұрын
“Doing Time Magazine”
@MarsCapone
@MarsCapone 20 күн бұрын
Kimmel 2028!
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 19 күн бұрын
That attorney's forced smile is very similar to De Santis'.😁
@brograb898
@brograb898 19 күн бұрын
Josh Meyers should get more gigs.
@JustMeeee369
@JustMeeee369 20 күн бұрын
He still won't show up! He's NEVER been to any of his kids graduations.
@joyrarefilly5354
@joyrarefilly5354 20 күн бұрын
Are you a china spy?
@pkerber
@pkerber 20 күн бұрын
@@joyrarefilly5354 - are you a Russian bot?😂
@leonnisson1435
@leonnisson1435 20 күн бұрын
Maybe it's because he hates animals and kids cause they always steal the show from him. 😡
@IAMTHEBIGCHUCQUITA
@IAMTHEBIGCHUCQUITA 20 күн бұрын
Well he has to attend now seeing that he made such a big show about the judge keeping him from attending!
@EZE6_4166
@EZE6_4166 20 күн бұрын
​@@joyrarefilly5354Are you ignorant.😂
@maishayangu9216
@maishayangu9216 20 күн бұрын
Aren't there fathers in this country who are incacerated and have missed their childrens Functions from first birthday to highschool graduations to marriages and first grandchildren even burials of their loved ones? Why does this country pretend so much that there is impartiality when the dealing with people? It is bollocks!
@Scubidu-ni6ny
@Scubidu-ni6ny 20 күн бұрын
What about the military, police, firemen and medics!
@WhatupdoeTV313
@WhatupdoeTV313 20 күн бұрын
No, it’s only a 2 tier justice system when the courts won’t do what a “criminal billionaire” wants them to do.
@Djamonja
@Djamonja 20 күн бұрын
Well, to be fair, Trump hasn't been found guilty of anything (yet). Someone who is incarcerated has presumably been found guilty of a crime to put them in prison/jail, and therefore would not be allowed to go to a family event.
@mattsoca1
@mattsoca1 20 күн бұрын
Especially when it has been reported that he did not attend the graduation ceremonies of the other kids.
@florenceallison8159
@florenceallison8159 20 күн бұрын
The main point is, there are men who are willing to be fathers but have their rights taken away. Who actually want to be present in their offsprings life continously. And Donald Trump is not that man.
@michaelbyrd377
@michaelbyrd377 19 күн бұрын
That smile is definitely from Saturday Night LIVE!!!😂😂😂
@sonchi203
@sonchi203 19 күн бұрын
I love Jimmy Kimmel. Best talk show host of all time. He also seems like a goodhearted person, great comedian.
@tramp2827
@tramp2827 20 күн бұрын
Wait now!!! He's on trial and a graduation is more important than attending court?? What is wrong with these people? He's not on a bathroom break, he's on trial. What's hard to understand here??
@sheilaboston7051
@sheilaboston7051 20 күн бұрын
Totally agree with you, but on the other hand it's funny that the judge has called donnie's bluff! He _has_ to go now! Plus, I hate the environmental impact of him going backwards and forwards, but just think how much this is all costing him in aviation fuel $$$$
@TrexelCat
@TrexelCat 20 күн бұрын
@@sheilaboston7051 Please, he doesn't pay that. He makes the pilot pay that. Then doesn't pay the pilot.
@jacquibradley1598
@jacquibradley1598 19 күн бұрын
We in Europe are so sad for America, Trump is a DISASTER that you allowed to ruin your Country. 💙💙🙏🙏
@w1ndgeneral226
@w1ndgeneral226 19 күн бұрын
Trust me, we're just as ashamed.
@user-vp4qq4it7i
@user-vp4qq4it7i 19 күн бұрын
He has ruined the country, president or not. I cannot even begin to understand why my neighbors adore him so much. It's crazy.
@WendyDahling3
@WendyDahling3 19 күн бұрын
We’re sad and embarrassed too. The majority of us didn’t vote for him.
@N1L4RV
@N1L4RV 19 күн бұрын
I'm an Asian and I couldn't understand how Trump became American president and now I know he may be selected again, I'm speechless 😅😅
@chiguireespacialespecial
@chiguireespacialespecial 19 күн бұрын
@@user-vp4qq4it7i Boomers are facing death the biggest population, they gone crazy
@thomashill1966
@thomashill1966 19 күн бұрын
I got the fever! The fever for a 10 minute long Mike Lindell skit. 🤣😂
@evelynlo458
@evelynlo458 19 күн бұрын
Man, this just took me off my spiritual path 😅😂❤
@crunchydragon2025
@crunchydragon2025 19 күн бұрын
I bet Barron does not want him there, with all the chaos he always brings.
@DeathBYDesign666
@DeathBYDesign666 19 күн бұрын
If I were Barron I would instantly drop out of high school and never graduate because of the media frenzy of it all. No kid should have this much pressure on him for completing his primary education and now the entire country is invested in it. What a selfish man Donald Trump is, using your own son as a tool for political leverage.
@karenmilligan5597
@karenmilligan5597 19 күн бұрын
That's what I thought, and Melania probably doesn't want him there either. 😂
@DeathBYDesign666
@DeathBYDesign666 19 күн бұрын
@@karenmilligan5597 I literally don't think anyone actually wants him there at this point but now he has to go and make it all about him. I can't wait for that awkward moment where he hugs his son and he recoils from the smell. He apparently calls him "diaper man" so he is so not looking forward to this day. I would totally drop out if I were him.
@beeonthyme5760
@beeonthyme5760 20 күн бұрын
I hope the judge adds " if you don't attend Barron's graduation, you will be in contempt and serve 3 days in prison for using that for a delay ".
@garydjg-moneytate9315
@garydjg-moneytate9315 19 күн бұрын
Jim always Funny Roasting Trump with True Facts. Lol.
@traceythompson1092
@traceythompson1092 18 күн бұрын
That Gavin Newsom bit was 🔥 !
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 20 күн бұрын
Trump using Barrons graduation to get out of court!! 🤣 Btw,Shame if this was a regular person in society they wouldn’t have this privilege!! 💯
@jeanthomson4557
@jeanthomson4557 20 күн бұрын
He's probably pissed that he now has to go. No excuse
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish 20 күн бұрын
@@jeanthomson4557 That's not going to stop Trump from taking off to cook up some other crime to participate in.
@commonsenseparty1396
@commonsenseparty1396 20 күн бұрын
Now Trump is mad cause he has to go to Barrons Graduation 😂.
@lilianevanbel3123
@lilianevanbel3123 19 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@michaelreilly6283
@michaelreilly6283 19 күн бұрын
Watching the video of Will Scharf smiling reminds me of the British animated character Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.
@vickie2263
@vickie2263 19 күн бұрын
It's the tiny baby MITTENS for me!!!!!🤣😂🤣😂
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 20 күн бұрын
Blame our country for not putting this trump guy in Jail🤦🏼‍♂️
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 20 күн бұрын
Don't blame me. I didn't vote for him either time.
@ik7482
@ik7482 20 күн бұрын
it's the electoral college.
@marqsee7948
@marqsee7948 20 күн бұрын
which is your country?
@catedney4165
@catedney4165 20 күн бұрын
YET…😂🤣
@brucesnider6317
@brucesnider6317 20 күн бұрын
You spelled hang wrong.
@yanzhao7298
@yanzhao7298 20 күн бұрын
Trump uses two hands to hold a bottle of water. Vote Blue
@jeanhamilton5351
@jeanhamilton5351 19 күн бұрын
The teeny, tiny mittens👏… bad Young Sheldon doing time”🤣🤣…a stable genius
@annnunley9777
@annnunley9777 19 күн бұрын
Great show!!!
@gothnate
@gothnate 20 күн бұрын
No way a judge would have ever cancelled a day of court to let a real person go to their kid's graduation.
@lesliepedersen2539
@lesliepedersen2539 20 күн бұрын
I agree with you but Trump is going to be miserable 😢
@mitchhills4747
@mitchhills4747 19 күн бұрын
@@lesliepedersen2539 He is always miserable, whatever the situation and is so entitled about everything.
@WombatMan64
@WombatMan64 20 күн бұрын
"Look at Biden not able to take a bite of salad!!" Biden takes a bite of salad. "OMG this is the president!!" Dude... he successfully took a bite of the salad. WTF are you talking about??
@gogreen7794
@gogreen7794 20 күн бұрын
A "real" man would either shovel the salad into his mouth or reject it altogether.
@frankdeboer1347
@frankdeboer1347 19 күн бұрын
Love falling to sleep to late night monologues.
@reverendhortonheat163
@reverendhortonheat163 16 күн бұрын
I heard the bit in the "Gavin Newsome on the Beach" segment as "Trout-resistant lawns", which would be even funnier
@gladitude9
@gladitude9 19 күн бұрын
Newsmax is such an embarrassment. The fact people watch this guy is astounding.
@barbaraa.walters8798
@barbaraa.walters8798 19 күн бұрын
Exactly 😂
@TomDog5812
@TomDog5812 19 күн бұрын
...and Newsmax is owned by Russian billionaires. The irony is staggering.
@johnheckscher7138
@johnheckscher7138 19 күн бұрын
Newsmax is rubbish,
@fighter4freedom
@fighter4freedom 19 күн бұрын
The man is at a formal dinner...what do you expect....you expect him to shove food into his mouth in an uncouth way?
@Mozart1220
@Mozart1220 19 күн бұрын
@@fighter4freedom That's how Trump does it. And wipes his mouth on his oversized tie.
@Lizzy-bq7wq
@Lizzy-bq7wq 19 күн бұрын
How many defendants get to leave trial to go to anything? They have to be there all the time grow up Trump.
@greenvortex7
@greenvortex7 19 күн бұрын
Why did the judge postpone for him to go...so many other folks have missed funerals or the birth of children etc if they were on trial, so why is he allowed to go to a graduation?
@Barqu3ntine
@Barqu3ntine 18 күн бұрын
@@greenvortex7 Maybe the judge just wanted to call Trump's bluff, see if he would actually go to the graduation if he allowed it haha.
@syhop40
@syhop40 12 күн бұрын
He probably didn't go to his other kids graduations...
@slamyourheadin9449
@slamyourheadin9449 11 күн бұрын
@@greenvortex7maybe because he’s a former president and the others are nobody’s?
@pauldecoteau
@pauldecoteau 19 күн бұрын
Hahaha I can’t stop laughing at the first 5 minutes. Jimmy you are gold😂😂😂😂😂
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