Trump Offers To Strip For MAGA Rally Crowd

[@steelwayne]

You’d see lard and rolls big enough to serve as spare tires for your car.

[@stephencooper3583]

You know how those Pillsbury biscuit rolls look when you pop the cardboard? Bet it looks something like that. 😆

[@aplund]

That's one way to quickly clear a room.

[@cindyolson5264]

This is so offensive. He is responsible for thousands dying of covid. Totally disgusting. Besides if he took off his shirt, I might throw up!

[@gibransalazar7769]

Biden had more deaths in 21

[@justakitty6372]

Don"t forget, when it comes to the Republicans, every accusation is a confession.

[@cashainouno1035]

Definitely not military wounds on his old body, considering he dodged the draft. He knows absolutely nothing about the Ten Commandments. He presents the Bible upside down.

[@Nadinetherescuehound]

DEAR GOD NO!!!!

[@andywelsh3031]

Lol 😂

[@shadowjudge921]

I feel like that's something that should be a new Commandment. *"Donald Trump shall never undress in front of anyone."* What a disgusting and frightening thought. 😨🤢😨🤢😨🤢

[@thomashickey4447]

You know that you lick him deep down inside

[@beachgirl6565]

He even disgusts his wife, that’s why she sleeps in a separate bedroom.

[@onlyme219]

Biden met the Pope, Trump met Kim the leader of North Korea

[@andywelsh3031]

True wished Trump had stayed there

[@WeirdenGilling]

Trump met the less evil one

[@worrywart1311]

If he took his shirt off people would be puking all over the place.

[@jaketahoe]

This one takes the cake -- he's truly insane. I hope he brings this story up tonight at the debate.

[@hecatearadia1959]

I hope he goes more crazy then usual and strips down so we see all those stigmata wounds.

[@TiffahoTheDeadBeatMom]

@More wounds than any president ever.” I think Lincoln and JFK might disagree.

[@ShermanVonGee]

Those are called stretch marks Donny

[@darkdan3379]

Liver spots and scales I'm sure of it...

[@andywelsh3031]

Lol 😂

[@tfcooks]

Stretch marks.

[@thomashickey4447]

At least Trump doesn’t have the blood of 13 combat soldiers on his hands plus all the people that were hurt and killed by illegal immigrants not to mention all the people that will die in WW3 that biden started

[@beachgirl6565]

The thought is disgusting.

[@tm1464]

He'll be showing nothing but His self-inflicted wounds.

[@andywelsh3031]

True

[@tfcooks]

Stretch marks.

[@selfish-perverse-n-turbulent]

A jar of mayonnaise without the jar

[@bovinityleak2066]

🤮

[@electricsheep1984]

I'm picturing Jello that smells like McDonald's and shame.

[@carlosruizbothwell2132]

The mirrors in Mara Lago must be distorted.

[@williamwatson4010]

I don't want a crook or a Talk Show for president...

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

More wounds than even say... George Washington who fought in a literal war? Or... Abraham Lincoln?

[@kevinbrinkman251]

Trump is so delusional, he thinks those flags of him with big muscles riding a dinosaur are real

[@jessetorres8738]

I'm a Democrat from Central Texas & my mom (who's a Republican) worked at elementary schools here for 20 years, but she took an early retirement last year because even she's sick of how decades of Republican rule has ruined & defunded public education here.

[@MrMalcolm900]

And your point is?

[@angieed1980]

​@@MrMalcolm900vote blue

[@susannyysti869]

Yikes. I just vomited in my mouth😮

[@waqaa3085]

No, Donald, not wounds -- ulcerating sores is what we'd see . . . Egad, Noooooo!

[@beachgirl6565]

He’s caused more wounds than he’s ever received.

[@cool...............]

I prefer presidents who don't get wounded.

[@lowdown1222]

I prefer presidents who are not convicted felons.

[@mandyharewood886]

This man cannot recite the Ten Commandments!

[@Mr_Timi1]

As an atheist I believe in the right to religion but your freedom of religion ends at forcing your religion on other people's children.

[@tonyhunt3280]

He never talks about policies but just rants about a bunch of nonsense.

[@acronombe]

If Trump took his shirt off, people would start calling him "the Blob".

[@Gerryjournal]

Trump spent more time in Stormy Daniel's than any church

[@Useemmad-wasitsomethingisaid]

1 minute and 45 seconds lolol

[@bone_collector666]

I attended school run by the Catholic Church and neither of the two I went to had the 10 Commandments posted.

[@electricsheep1984]

The 10 Commandments are like the 12 Days of Christmas: the more you hear them, the more annoying they become. 🙃

[@MikeJones-uq8pi]

Stretchmarks are not wounds.

[@ianshaw9058]

When I first started watching the TYT channels Cenk terrified me, but over time I came to like and respect him as a decent human being who would have made a great president!🥰😍😇 Keep on keeping on folks, you are all so smart and capable and it is the highlight of my day to watch your stuff!🥰😍❤

[@AmongRevenants]

Wounds... he talking about his bone spurs? They were bad... kept him out of the war. iirc he told Stern NYC STDs was his battlefield.

[@bobbyquinting3918]

FREEDOM OF RELIGION no longer exists in the Republican camp! Please Google the Preamble to the United States Constitution and note the author. Basically, it let anyone be a part of any religion or none at all. "In God We Trust" was a term and not a mandate! It meant be nice to other people -no matter their race, color or creed.

[@kaleidoset2569]

More wounds than any president ever??😂😂 wow!!

[@tureytayno3154]

Which wounds would Trump have? Is not like he has been to any wars.

[@anonymous-zn2iv]

Maybe wounds from the women that fought back while he groped them?

[@effieortiz9481]

Gross, please don't do that😢

[@andywelsh3031]

True 🤮

[@dborg56]

Being religious requires a larger degree of credulity.

[@mikalmos369]

...but being "religious", which is what these people are, requires an even greater degree of INCREDULITY.😂 In all seriousness though I 100% agree with you. This goes doubly so for secular leadership positions especially by people who are also religious. They should have to stand up to a much higher standard of credibility as they should be the best of us. These people think they should be without that scrutiny which is precisely why they aren't qualified to lead anyone, not even themselves to the bathroom where in which is where they will invariably be caught blowing a random trans drag queen. Of course the next day they will lie about it with such gravity that it would turn Pinocchio's nose into a redwood and make Baron Munchausen's toenails blush. " I accidentally slipped on the wet floor falling into the stall with the drag queen upon which his penis accidentally landed in my mouth." Of course they will then promptly vote against gay marriage or something like that as well as demanding for mandatory prayer in school. We've seen dozens of people like this and they are always right wing christian nationalist religious nut jobs preaching hate to the masses and operating at a lower degree of credibility always. Always.

[@violetstorm8451]

That’s one way to clear the room, dude 😂

[@DishonestTrack6]

Only wounds he has are papercuts from corporate donor money from rolling around in it.

[@Aromatherapy1]

This is why l'm voting Trump!!!

[@echolocationn]

You Russians can't vote in the US, @MAGApedo.

[@MAGApepe]

@@echolocationn Statement from @echolocationnpedo in 2024 - "Sounds like I'm projecting coming from me."

[@echolocationn]

@@MAGApepe Statement from @MAGApedo in 2023 - "My ultimate coping methods is to copy others' statements and my own statements and claim they said it about themselves."

[@MAGApepe]

@@echolocationn Statement from @echolocationnpedo in 2024 - "Sounds like I'm projecting coming from me." ..

[@Aromatherapy1]

@@echolocationn Not russian brosuf!

[@michaeld4861]

Okay big guy, I think Abraham Lincoln, Ronald Reagan and Teddy Roosevelt, just to name a few, would beg to differ on that whole taking a bullet (or wound) thing.

[@furiouswolf777voodoo4]

Trumps head is a wound...😮😮😮

[@Fitkid7672]

Box head

[@mr.e5595]

Nobody seemed to catch the slip of the tongue Trump made when he referred to "your religion". Later on he panders about answering to God, but he speaks of "YOUR religion"? He doesn't believe any of it.

[@yerstruly366]

Trump just plays the audience. He shouted WIKILEAKS all the time in 2016 but did nothing for Assange

[@queenslander954]

Exactly , I remember that.

[@ManuelMorales-km7hq]

that's never going to happen 81 million people fired you

[@Tar-Von]

The embodiment of desperation.

[@MilanWhispers]

“If you open my shirt you’d see a bunch of wounds” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 why would he say thattttt lmao

[@jhadziamfume6802]

Stormy left marks? lol

[@joycesmith8120]

You are fired Trump

[@Hustla4life808]

Wounds? From what tho? Hopping his fat butt out of his golf cart?

[@IanMonk-lt2zo]

A few problems with this: the ten commandments are not 'Christian' they come from the Old Testament, which is Jewish, and which is also considered to be a religious book by many Muslims. Though, as an atheist, I get the point...

[@phantommensa]

The wounds are probably scars from STDs!

[@dthomas9230]

Breast reduction surgery.

[@RockFan89]

I never thought he would stoop to the kartrashians level, lol

[@user-ht7jt2gr5j]

Their whole ancestry combined didn't have 90+ convictions so.... bit unfair for them

[@Sweeetgal8]

Like we aren't disgusted by him enough already....

[@PierredeCur]

Where is the vomit icon?

[@bobbyquinting3918]

Baseball is almost as boring as Soccer, but not as boring as Golf!

[@Kris-hu8of]

So now he's told us he has a dominatrix. 🤢

[@shadowjudge921]

Probably Ivanka.

[@justicejones5025]

Something tells me that most other presidents had more wounds than creampuff Trump..

[@tfcooks]

The only 'wounds' trump has on his body are stretch marks. 🤮

[@andywelsh3031]

Yes 🤮

[@AnEvolvingApe]

He's probably referring to dozens of pus-filled sores.

[@eastsidemoonwalker137]

The elderly bruise easy….common knowledge lol

[@thomashickey4447]

At least he doesn’t have the blood of 13 of America soldiers on his hands not to include all the people that have been hurt by illegal aliens

[@ilikeducksable]

Lots of people have stretch marks, like moms after they give birth. I hope you wouldn’t call them disgusting also. Well, maybe if they disagreed with your politics.

[@vs-yy5cx]

I doubt Stormy could swing that magazine hard enough to create a "wound", oh but Melania, maybe.

[@SuperToughnut]

I don't want to see Trump's tatters.

[@kuiama23]

Keep it on. Keep it on. Please 😅

[@gingerredshoes]

Orange Jesus with his stigmaga wounds. 🤨🙄😒

[@littletsmom8854]

His fake wounds

[@petehjr1]

​@@littletsmom8854 Nah real wounds from syphilis.

[@stevenferron1229]

More wounds than any president ever? Even the ones who enlisted in the military?

[@carlmac1966]

Well, we all know that he didn’t get the wounds from Vietnam, he dodged the draft, now he’s trying to dodge the debate. He won’t be able to bully and over talk so he’s going to be all over the place. **GET YOUR POPCORN READY **

[@marciakrause7039]

Totally insane

[@antsmasherjack]

Next headline: "Trump plays around the idea of starting his Onlyfans"

[@ephorntube]

Trump wants 10 commandments posted in public schools? Does he know about this one: “Thou shalt not commit adultery”

[@godlaster3182]

keep your damn religion out of my government!!!! VOTE BLUE!!! 💙💙💙

[@Santa-504]

People who are into the Bible usually quote it

[@dagorian86]

I have never understood how anyone can be both a public educator and a republican. The public school system is always the first thing they come for. Both in terms of funding, which they slash (whilst telling you they care about children) and installing religion (makes children more obedient.)

[@sarasunny-hr2xf]

Trump is very good at Spewing False Facts & Lies about, What's Wrong With Our Country & Everyone he doesn't like. Freedom of Speech Gives Him this Great Honor, he takes advantage every time Cameras & Mics are at the ready. What makes this very disturbing, his people feel no need to do any fact checking, Trump's done it for them. In their minds everything he's telling them is the absolute truth

[@mackthenight]

"If I took this shirt off... I'd have to hand out barf bags at my rallies"

[@user-ht7jt2gr5j]

😂😅😊

[@MariaRocha-tf3is]

😂😂😂😂😂! Dough boy lol!

[@echolocationn]

That dough is rancid.

[@larryhurley4993]

More best first only narcissis!

[@lindastahl5636]

Please don’t take your shirt off .

[@yochp9693]

And I'm gonna be sick for a year.

[@johnchricton6470]

Let me guess Ana thinks he's so funny.....🤢

[@eastsidemoonwalker137]

Took her like 10 seconds to both-sides the argument.

[@johnchricton6470]

@@eastsidemoonwalker137 🤦‍♂

[@planck39]

More!!! The pants and dipers too!

[@A6out-Face]

I bet Trump is shredded!

[@ah1548]

evangelicals? he probably meant "stigmata" but couldn't remember the word. "I've had stigmata like no one's ever had before. Some say even Jesus didn't have stigmata like me. I don't know if it's true, but some say it."

[@teresathompson1289]

Dare ya??? 😮

[@teresathompson1289]

And you just talked to the Christian community?? What????

[@abalu5547]

WHEN HE SAYS OUR CREATOR IT'S AS IF HE'S EMPHASIZING A SEPARATE GOD OR A SEPARATE CREATOR AND NOT MONOTHEISM

[@BlackCat-dm7se]

wounds? Does liposuction leave scars?

[@hecatearadia1959]

He meant wounds from the porn stars, scratching his back as he screams about family values.

[@vickythoele584]

Hard pass ion seeing Trump without a shirt

[@johnathoncastro]

i wanna see that orange mushroom 🍄

[@potrelviewer9536]

The only befitting clothing for DT is a straitjacket.

[@Aromatherapy1]

Trump is tremendous shape💪

[@BillSmith-nz1fc]

yes but the shape is round.

[@echolocationn]

Statement from @MAGApedo in 2024 - "D^mn, I am a lame ^ss troll!"

[@wraptgrafix6338]

says the man that can't recite one verse in a bible, let alone his own "bibles"....... Surprised he didn't pitch his own bible for sale in it being him....

[@markcollazo706]

Yes cenk, you do complain like a victim

[@echolocationn]

He's taking after Don VonShitsHisPants.

[@Mungo109]

The religious right is an oxymoron there is little less religious in action and belief than the right.

[@4bout-Face]

Trump has an impressive physique!

[@echolocationn]

"I like 400lb's of lard!" I fixed your post for you to bring it back to reality. You're welcome @MAGAp-edo.

[@akouri6967]

His belt is made of adamantium

[@blueyes6474]

Wounds from where Captain Shin Splints

[@Aromatherapy1]

He's definitely in better shape than biden!

[@echolocationn]

Statement from @MAGAp-edo in 2024 - "D^mn, I am a lame ^ss troll!"

[@4bout-Face]

@@echolocationn huh?

[@echolocationn]

@@4bout-Face Statement from @MAGAp-edo in 2024 under his alt account @VooduWizard, "Durh... DuRHh!"

[@shoeshane6494]

Since round is a shape, yeah, he is.

[@tureytayno3154]

I have never seen him jogging or riding a bike, so I will require proof of your statement, Aromatherapy.

[@derekgoncz7970]

Take it off! Take it off!

[@judybrennan7930]

🤮

[@punnymoney3692]

Orange man has my vote!! I'm a black conservative from Wisconsin!!

[@protosonic17]

You know what irritates me most about trump? It doesn’t matter if he wins or not because until he dies we'll have to keep listening to him drone on and on about whatever stupid thing pops into his head.

[@echochamberrr]

Statement from @echolocationn I miss my daddy Trump so much I can't go a day without mentioning him❤❤❤❤

[@chrlpolk]

Sock accounts? 😂 Cute.

[@echolocationn]

Wow. You've become my full blown stalker. How truly pathetic of you @MAGAp-edo. Btw, I'll leave this here as we all know you are projecting: Statement from @MAGAp-edo in 2021 - "I constantly project onto others ahhah!"

[@wolfman67ful]

@@echolocationn it's your gayness

[@echolocationn]

@@wolfman67ful

[@EgoSumAbbas820]

@@wolfman67ful

[@lesholman1171]

Put on! Put it on! Put it on!