“Next time I ask for an Arnold Palmer some jokester is going to bring me a tea and lemonade” is a fantastic joke that got no play.
@tammystockley-loughlin76802 күн бұрын
Yep...I startled the dog..laughing enough that my spouse asked what was up? from the next room. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.
@ilovegames97082 күн бұрын
Jon Stewart had a better joke about that on Monday's Daily Show lol.
@fancykarlmarxКүн бұрын
@@ilovegames9708 he was pissing me off on Monday so I wasn’t paying too much attention
@kimmiebraunthal4874Күн бұрын
@@fancykarlmarx haven't watched it yet - what did he say?
@SnowshowslowКүн бұрын
I didn't get it 😬 Can you explain?
@ArthurSutherland2 күн бұрын
Of the 40 or 50 different formats that Mr Lovett has experimented with lo these many years, this one is by far the best (so far).
@amunt3r2 күн бұрын
Always makes me feel happy when a new episode pops up 🙃
@gerlern2 күн бұрын
This was a great episode.
@hash81692 күн бұрын
are you referring to lovett going on survivor?
@DamienPalmer2 күн бұрын
@@hash8169 Not the "going on" part. The swords and arrows.
@kellyroper52562 күн бұрын
I messaged 3 people personally. I live in N.C. I will message more because Jon told me to.
@goldiv2 күн бұрын
This episode is extremely fun to listen too despite all the stress. I'd love to kick it with the whole staff in that studio lol
@sopyleecrypt68992 күн бұрын
Ezra Klein's latest podcast has one of the best recent analyses of Trump that I've heard. Klein proposes that Trump hasn't significantly changed. He's a narcissist, he's always been a narcissist, and he has always had low inhibition and impulse control. The difference now is that his ability to control himself is diminishing as he ages, and that his next administration will include fewer people who are able to rein him in.
@brandonwood81172 күн бұрын
"I refuse to say it!" And then immediately proceeds to SAY IT!!! What a TOOL!!!
@denisevincent40502 күн бұрын
Except he has a tiny tool, right? ;)
@tammystockley-loughlin76802 күн бұрын
With families present, kids and old folks!!?? I mean, I can't imagine talking about someone's body, much less, their penis to a crowd. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.
@Avarren2 күн бұрын
Cher is 78(!) and owned that stage like she always does. Jon fanboying over Cher is my favorite part and I keep playing it, not only for Cher’s incredible voice but also to watch Jon’s face light up for it 😀.
@Cat-tastropheeКүн бұрын
I like Dua Lipa, but she was pitchy. That song's too big for her. Then Cher came out and absolutely dominated like the queen she is. I got goosebumps 🙌
@Chef422 күн бұрын
If Walz is going into a fast food place like that, it will be Culvers.
@silverXnoise2 күн бұрын
…and will teach everyone else there how to fix the fryers.
@Redcrane052 күн бұрын
Never had any, but I thought Walz would work at Runza.
@joerodriguez95912 күн бұрын
Hell yeah butterburgers!
@kellyroper52562 күн бұрын
"Let me guess, no." Killed me.
@jesseabshernc2 күн бұрын
Yesterday i called KZbin ads to ask if there is a way to block the orange chickens commercials.. i can't stand to hear his voice for the few seconds before i can skip it. I lose my mind when i hear his voice
@adamwhite23642 күн бұрын
Unfortunately they'll just suggest KZbin premium. I had a trial and I couldn't go back to hearing ads on KZbin
@Du-Masses2 күн бұрын
I know! And he keeps popping up on my favorite political channels. I'm not ashamed to say I have flipped him the bird a time or two.
@michelelearner2972 күн бұрын
I try to block him, and every seven or eight times that that fails, I report him for not stopping.
@LynnLee-fs3dp2 күн бұрын
Same here!
@johnburk65642 күн бұрын
The golf links so near the factory lay, That the children at work could see the men at play.
@robertdavidtingstrom1182 күн бұрын
That actual restaurant was closed recently for violating food service rules.
@NerfThisBoardGames2 күн бұрын
It wasn't closed, but it did fail for some violations
@a353622 күн бұрын
"And I refuse to say it..." ONE SECOND LATER... "He took showers with the other pros, and they said, 'OMG, that's unbelievable.'" Yep, he said it.
@cuucnsbfl99132 күн бұрын
Joe W. Points out: This is a case of "When he Says, 'I Refuse' - but everybody KNOWS he Really Really Wants It!" [NOW do you feel like you've been Date-Raped on a Golf Course?!?]
@bitchenboutique69532 күн бұрын
Every time I hear it I think “he did just say he refuses to say it… he said that”
@kathrynmceachern95032 күн бұрын
Lovett, you ARE a delight!
@thomasdiaz51162 күн бұрын
The pure joy at the announcement of the full staff trip to McDonald’s! 🤣I felt like such a loser, reheating my chicken dinner.
@cuucnsbfl99132 күн бұрын
Joe W. Chants: "WINNER! WINNER!" [Actually, YOUR BODY may THANK YOU Later! I'd add, "Ask Morgan Spurlock!" But it's TOO LATE...]
@anonymousteacher48752 күн бұрын
Yoga and meditation are free! Don’t appropriate those life saving strategies to rich people!
@valenjtine2 күн бұрын
And gummies are cheap 😂 I’m Tennessee working class and do all three
@BlahVideosBlahBlah2 күн бұрын
Good point!
@Cat-tastropheeКүн бұрын
Rich people more often have the time to do it
@chatsnoirblamo2 күн бұрын
Lovett: good at communication, bad at self restraint.
@ivonna.tinkle2 күн бұрын
Why didn’t ANY of the actors that were hired to order food from Donald Trump, ask for an ice cream cone?! Then hear sorry, the ice cream machine is broken! Can you imagine the casting call for the job of ordering McDonald from Donald Trump at the drive through?!
@JohnDoe-jh5yr2 күн бұрын
There was an ecoli outbreak on quarter pounders. Not a good week for McDonald's.
@DermatillomaniacКүн бұрын
Right after Lovett bragged on PSA that they hadn’t had a foodbourne illness in years 😂
@hologram9522 күн бұрын
I wonder how many “f you’s” and middle fingers he would have got if they hadn’t screened.
@kierstenridgway46342 күн бұрын
Trumps whole McDonalds story makes even hate McDonalds more! Come on, they are gross. So so bad!!!
@LynnLee-fs3dp2 күн бұрын
Exactly!
@KatBerry-p5c2 күн бұрын
I haven't eaten McDonalds' in 30 years, and will never again.
@sagesufferswell2 күн бұрын
This was so chaotic 😂 I needed the laugh
@NerfThisBoardGames2 күн бұрын
Five guys is the Panera of burgers, and I'll die on this hill 😆
@melissaselvig87202 күн бұрын
Wow Jon , totally agree with Dua lipa and the Cher transition!! You nailed that!!! Cher is a Icon/ Legend!🎉❤🎉 Literally had goosebumps from head to toe!
@andrewmcmanama11252 күн бұрын
You're my hero, John!!
@createallow31262 күн бұрын
I feel ill anytime I've ever had to eat Mcdonalds. It's garbage food.
@nevin_72 күн бұрын
Can we talk about McDonald's whiplash this week? One day we're all craving fries as Trump is serving them. The next day all of McDonald's is under fire due to an outbreak of E. coli. What is happening in America today?
@kellyroper52562 күн бұрын
Is this, karma?
@cuucnsbfl99132 күн бұрын
Joe W. Asks: "Karma-La Harris?!?"
@mteacher98112 күн бұрын
That couch looks like it did so much coke back in the 70s.
@cuucnsbfl99132 күн бұрын
Joe W. Quips: NOW it's just getting Diet Coke!
@iemy29492 күн бұрын
Or maybe it had an “encounter” with JD.
@jesseabshernc2 күн бұрын
If you watch the rest he says i always thought they scoop them up. This is really special.
@crystalwalker44032 күн бұрын
I had to get my husband through the death of both of his parents, within 6 months. His dad died the first week of his Senior year, a week after his 18th birthday, and I found his mother dead at his kitchen table a couple weeks before Prom. It’s been 20 years since they passed away, but I definitely had to have patience to get him through the self medicating, self sabotage portion of his grief
@MichelleLalindeNoack2 күн бұрын
I reject all this In and Out erasure.
@allancarey26042 күн бұрын
A young me was living in Port Moresby Papua New Guiniea where there was no McDonalds at the time…a parent brought a Big Mac from Singapore…that’s a 6 hour flight away…so the Hamburger was at least 9 hours old before being consumed!
@chrisblake41982 күн бұрын
I cannot convey how much I hate that Liz Cheney is the voice of reason in the GOP when it comes to Trump.
@tyroga2 күн бұрын
Ouch the Survivor sledge... emotional damage!!!
@c016smith522 күн бұрын
I’m eating fries now in support
@abar6122 күн бұрын
Michigan is listening to NPR, driving on pot hole roads to work, and going home to repeat. Some do yoga too.
@vickihernandez36412 күн бұрын
My baby girl and I voted yesterday and there’s no guessing on who we voted for. We were a little afraid that our license plate on the front of our van was gonna get us kicked out, but it didn’t.
@evyn99782 күн бұрын
Erivo looks like she’s 45 years old in the original poster. Maybe the whole thing should be a cartoon.
@a353622 күн бұрын
Cher is 78, the same age as Trump!
@toocoolformiddleschoolblog2 күн бұрын
Okay Meredith Marks 😂😂
@cherylforeman2 күн бұрын
YO Lovett, Meditation is free. Poor people all over the world do it.
@wendyweston27082 күн бұрын
The "Yeah!!" From the 3rd row rear-facing bench seat that is Lovett or Leave it.😂
@Kaltag22782 күн бұрын
I came down with D&D in my 30's. I started a business about it 😅
@JimFinley112 күн бұрын
The inside of Trump's head is such a surreal place . . . world champion golfers who are millionaires take showers together, because of course they do, and that's what he thinks the voters want to hear him fantasize about, because of course he does.
@alexhartland502 күн бұрын
Halle's delivery at 8m30 is just
@iemy29492 күн бұрын
For a second I thought Cher was going to show up. It was like a James Taylor DNC moment.
@coolbluesman2 күн бұрын
Quite the McD's vs Ozempic bout there. Now I'm having doubts about forking out.
@storyspinner30802 күн бұрын
I treasure this: the whole thing, from screening dating prospects to the new McDonalds employee.
@kalebsuedfeld66512 күн бұрын
Are you kidding me? You guys see Donald Trump's sweaty form hunched over the hot, greasy fryer, and you think how good french fries would be at that moment? I am so nauseated.
@ChefMimsy2 күн бұрын
What a great image to post on the fridge next time you're trying to lose weight!
@gregnichols6632 күн бұрын
I made it through the press coverage the last two days just fine, it was this episode that has me grabbin’ my keys to take a trip to Mickey-D’s.
@thingsthathappenedtomymoth28162 күн бұрын
I saw Uta Hagen on stage! (COLLECTED STORIES at the Lucille Lortel.) Thanks for the nod to her.
@WendyCH232 күн бұрын
This made me want McDonald's (fries, specifically) too! Also I prefer Fish filets!
@Ronydoo-yv2hs2 күн бұрын
He actually did work at McDonald. Did you not see him handing out meals to customers? 😂
@janefrommel2 күн бұрын
wipe his hands on the kid...😂 reminded me of W wiping his glasses on the makeup artist's sweater on Letterman 🤣
@InternationalScoutIIHarvester2 күн бұрын
"Over the past three decades America has left the rest of the rich world in the dust. In 1990 it accounted for about two-fifths of the gdp of the g7. Today it makes up half. Output per person is now about 30% higher than in western Europe and Canada, and 60% higher than in Japan-gaps that have roughly doubled since 1990. Mississippi may be America’s poorest state, but its hard-working residents earn, on average, more than Brits, Canadians or Germans. Lately, China too has gone backwards" The Economist magazine
@joshua86672 күн бұрын
Bless your hearts for eating McD's. I'm gluten free for 10 years, but now I'm not only scared of Trump and fries.
@bethstills31932 күн бұрын
I went to McDonald's to get a boo bucket and a chicken big Mac and did not get my fries with my happy meal. Plus, the way they have it set up now to order is infuriating. We had to wait for wayyyy too long.
@jean24792 күн бұрын
And now I'm about to order McDonald's with Door Dash!!
@diaphanouswaffle8 сағат бұрын
I'm 51, so I grew up having to see the ads for McD's with all the peculiar food-based characters...incl. the trio of Fry Guys and whatever the deal was with Birdie (not sure of the exact name bc this is from memory, I'm sure it's on a Wiki page somewhere) who was a pilot with goggles. I thought these mascots were offputting and silly, but I did love McD's boxed mini cookies (first the choc. chip cookies-later got into the plain vanilla ones) & I miss those so much !
@AZbluedot1962 күн бұрын
HARRIS WILL WIN ARIZONA 💙💙💙💙💙
@hrblindberg2 күн бұрын
Hope you all saw the news before the trip to McDonalds.
@TheMonkeyworks1052 күн бұрын
If I'm not mistaken, I believe I saw an employee tying the apron onto him.
@mapleoak112 күн бұрын
Oh my, y'all shouldn't eat all this sh!t.
@richardmiller27542 күн бұрын
Golf is the best mystical experience available today! It has become a bit too expensive!
@petermcmillan34462 күн бұрын
'McDonald's burgers linked to E. coli outbreak in the US.' That's from the BBC this morning. Coincidence? Also, will Donald be putting the hour's work on his resume? I'm guessing it's the only 'work' he's ever done.
@CCSMrChen2 күн бұрын
18:28 oh my gosh the comedy bit is so classic it’s contagious. I’ll get McDonald’s tomorrow in solidarity.
@SephoneNorth2 күн бұрын
Well, crap, now I want McDonald’s
@robertacomstock36552 күн бұрын
Mercifully, I can resist McDonald's cr*p. Except very decent chocolate chip cookies, and usually, acceptable coffee.
@jasonk1252 күн бұрын
9:09 E. coli Outbreak Linked to McDonald's Quarter Pounders - CDC
@FrankRuzicka-l5z2 күн бұрын
McDonald's opened in New York City in 1972 when Trump was 25
@marieegenaes2 күн бұрын
Hah, i dont understand craving McDonald’s like this! Weird Americans. ❤ from Oslo
@IAmJudy11112 күн бұрын
nypst says the offer from Elon expired Monday. Im in Pennsylvania. I definitely would have donated it to Planned Parenthood and other orgs after I paid off my house.
@lara_is_learning2 күн бұрын
I had the reaction of seeing Trump at McDonald's and thinking wow, I can't eat McDonald's again. The news about e coli also helped me never want to, but 'll miss the fries
@dalebrabb47562 күн бұрын
I'd like to see the candy-colored clown meme starring Trump as Ronald, it's a shoo-in!
@Raja-dt9fb2 күн бұрын
Whataburger in Texas
@Skybuilt2 күн бұрын
This also made me want 🍟 even though I can't stand Trump. And I binge on Pillsbury cookie dough. Jon, we're soulmates!
@jean24792 күн бұрын
Watching this great podcast while smoking bowl of high potency smoke ... supposed to make me sociable lol!
@annemarson4144Күн бұрын
Birdie the Early Bird! She represented the breakfasts. PS it’s cute that Elon thinks he builds things.
@CLH2137Сағат бұрын
Schott also said we need money in Ohio for Sen. Sherrod Brown (blue heart emoji)
@Paule.4072 күн бұрын
I live in liberal liberal California Marin county for crying out loud I don't know what I can do for any other state besides donate money and I don't have any more to give you guys... In gratitude. P.
@WillBravoNotEvil2 күн бұрын
35:11 _No Cher_ 😢 😂
@sgmorales58Күн бұрын
I find it so hilarious that Kamala got the Trumpet to go bugling around in a McDonalds kitchen!!! It had to take a bit of time & energy to make him look so foolish. Foolish foolish little man baby playing patty-cake!
@camtheman63262 күн бұрын
Now to throw Lovett for a total loop. McDonalds has Arnie Palmers. 😮
@Schlemiel-schlimazel2 күн бұрын
The only thing that’s keeping me from going to McDonald’s right now is my memory of the ACTUAL fries you get-not the ideal ones-cold, old, and smashed. Oh…and the cardiac stent in my right ascending coronary artery…
@sabrinagrosser-jd5bcКүн бұрын
It's Mayor McCheese!
@cstark722 күн бұрын
What about Cher popping in with a bag of McDonald's fries?!?
@lgolem09l2 күн бұрын
Can't believe adult people are excited about going to McD. It tastes like garbage, very bland garbage.
@Paule.4072 күн бұрын
Dang it you guys...She absolutely and clearly said " Not eating gummies " She couldn't be getting gummies. Because my inventory and my par that I have in the back... She couldn't be able to access any.. There's none. The voters and the masses are consuming all of them! There will be no surplus the next 3 weeks. I enjoy your stuff Mr Lovett.
@tammystockley-loughlin76802 күн бұрын
I wouldn't trust him to care for a fake plant. I'm not voting for him for a third time. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.
@jzpat2 күн бұрын
2:00 they are missing the point. Thousands of people would get divorced or harmed or what have you if their significant other / partner found out you voted democrat. She is right to get that message out there. You can vote democrat privately.
@sunshineinn-office1792 күн бұрын
Personal comment of Laura Botten: Take Musk's money and donate it to Kamala!
@richardmiller27542 күн бұрын
The shout-out about Ivana's overgrown grave with the Secret Iranian documents! You will notice since making these comments the grave is NOW covered by a cement slab and a metal plate!
@tres7351Күн бұрын
McDonald's having an e. Coli outbreak is making me want McDonald's.
@jonathon50752 күн бұрын
This should be a podcast
@samanthasmfrey97662 күн бұрын
Mayor McCheese
@gabrielmaroto182 күн бұрын
That’s how you tip, Lovett? lol I drop the money in the bucket as fast as I can as if to say, I’m so sorry this bucket is here. I’m so sorry about our country vote blue. lol
@iemy29492 күн бұрын
I think Lovett was making a Seinfeld reference. Maybe inadvertently.
@Willcrochet2 күн бұрын
Team Kendra!! My order - Fish Filet, extra tartar, add shredded lettuce
@brownbee612 күн бұрын
I think they always over do on the tartar sauce😂
@debbiedoodiedandi2 күн бұрын
Really! I've never thought to add anything to my filet of fish.
@Willcrochet2 күн бұрын
Former McDonalds employee here - extra sauce holds the lettuce on there!
@thetruthno12 күн бұрын
He overfilled the large fry per McDs standards-yes I worked there for 7 years, I was a store manager. Also the way he filled it will cause the fries to break, you are supposed to shake it gently until they are all facing the same direction. Sorry, couldn't help myself it's been 30 years since I saw someone work fries up close. Also for the record, the fry station is freaking high stress during a busy lunch or dinner rush, because you are guessing how many fries to cook for the entire store, if you make too many, you have to dump them after awhile (I think it's 7 minutes?) and if you don't cook enough, you have drive through back up and a mob of co workers circling the fry station trying to fill their orders. tldr: Trump couldn't handle the pressure
@NerfThisBoardGames2 күн бұрын
5 guys is far superior, but the price sucks
@danyelldoesnot2 күн бұрын
Actually, the only McDonalds is in Feasterville, Pennsylvania