Trump Rants in Court During Fraud Trial; Christie Caught on Hot Mic Dissing Rivals: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at the judge in Trump's New York fraud trial allowing Trump to speak during closing arguments less than a day after Trump and his lesser-known GOP rivals made their case for the GOP nomination.
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[@wideawake5630]

Enough special treatment! Stop changing the rules for him. Lock him up

[@bottomofastairwell]

that "lock her up!" chant feel very appropriate right about now. bet he didn't think people would be saying the same about him onyl a few years later

[@-xirx-]

Maybe send him to the INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE then? 😉

[@tomr3422]

Its only special because Jidges, AGs and DAs treat it as if it is- Any one with a little money or political connections the laws dont apply, only the lowly common folks should fear breaking the laws. Shout out to M Garland for refusing to even investigate those that planned the attack on the country, A Bragg for killing off a case already a year in and then claimming he is restarting it, cant forget Engron for all the final, final, final warnings.

[@hitreset0291]

Lock Him Up!

[@charlesbridges3991]

EXACTLY 💯 💯 💯, If it were you it i we would have been sitting in JAIL a long time ago!! I'm sooo tired he gets such special treatment.

[@yeoshow1984]

He's so whiny. I don't know how anyone could support him.

[@helenwheels3341]

Hasn't quit bitching and whining since they took him off the binky.

[@PriscillaRobb]

I don’t either.

[@mrb36b]

And add this to the mix: CHEATED on his first wife with his second wife. CHEATED on his second wife with his third wife and then CHEATED on his third wife with PORN STAR, Stormy Daniels. And the cherry on top is...“White House aides said Trump talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her beautiful ass, and what it might be like to have sex with her”. WOW!!! Worlds’s Greatest Dad!!!

[@stephenstjohn5239]

He hates the same people they (his supporters) do.

[@jamesrowden303]

I have noticed all his most rabid followers are also whiny.

[@EnglishStoryShared]

The sight of Tish James smirking at Donald Trump on camera never fails to entertain me.

[@gigiflaner3568]

I love the way that she holds herself out before the camera. No fear, strong, intelligent. Boss!

[@s.a.7353]

A Mona Lisa smile

[@s.a.7353]

A Mona Lisa smile

[@s.a.7353]

A Mona Lisa smile

[@s.a.7353]

A Mona Lisa smile

[@catherinegreen8440]

The problem is American candidates don’t actually debate. They engage in slagging contests.

[@seffishestopal5950]

I'll never grow tired of the cameras zooming in on Tish James smirking at Donald Trump.

[@Kaiheart]

She is showing everyone's satisfaction about him being brought to justice for his crimes - I love it.

[@darcyholleman9221]

She is absolutely glowing!

[@elphieofkiamoko]

Same, I live for the energy she's bringing

[@terrancekayton007]

😂I crack tf up, EVERY time!

[@jeffbooker]

A job well done.

[@tylerhackner9731]

I’m tired of the special treatment they give him. He has to be held accountable

[@UnderstandingDarkness]

It just takes time, have faith. We just have to go through the painful process and make sure he can’t appeal his cases once they’ve been ruled. 🤟💞

[@JerrySmith-bp3cg]

Amen

[@susanfanning9480]

I don't understand why the courts and politicians are so afraid of him. The comedians aren't.

[@stephenstjohn5239]

They're afraid of his base of degenerates.@@susanfanning9480

[@thomasbraeking6225]

@@UnderstandingDarkness I have faith that Defendant1's 'closing rant' on top of all the inane 'delay motions' have pretty much shot the hell out of any grounds for appeal.

[@tvo_]

The guy who says "I won't have any time for retribution" is the same guy that said "I won't have time to be on the golf course" but spent 70% of his time on the golf course.

[@aztn19]

She knocks DeSantis for lying, yet supports Trump’s lies and lying more??? Make that make sense 🤔🤔🤔

[@christaphergibson7546]

That's because she is gunning for Vice President if she doesn't win.

[@xvxv711]

Its like all republicans they don’t have a spine

[@aztn19]

@@christaphergibson7546 and considering how well Trump treated his last VP, why would she want to strive for that position of humiliation?

[@lizardog]

@@christaphergibson7546 You know, Palin would be the perfect running mate for Tr*mp.

[@tylerkochman1007]

Trump current promise that he’ll be “too busy for retribution” is less true than his 2016 promise that he’d be “too busy for golf”

[@MrPhil1969]

My first thought exactly

[@RictusHolloweye]

He'll be too busy with his heavy "Executive time" schedule of watching TV and tweeting.

[@markhernden9472]

They don't call him Agolf Shitler for nothing.

[@darcyholleman9221]

That is hilarious! Agolf Shitler!

[@neishacushing7280]

That’s the first thing I thought of as well.

[@jackthompson6296]

Whoever wrote “that dude blows harder than the door on an Alaska Airways flight” deserves a crisp high five.

[@markmac2206]

please let it be Scollins!

[@leeoffshore9859]

Scollins or Ben - not thinking Matt - Seth let us know

[@user-en7yo3jr9w]

I'll guess Amber Ruffin.

[@raymondm.9954]

Sal somebody writes the Closer Looks.

[@melt4769]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@shanemurphy7264]

I'm confused why Nikki would think Republicans would care about how many time Ron lies.....

[@altrag]

Because she's a Republican in 2024. Practically by definition that means she has no platform beyond inventing grievances.

[@caroberton]

Great point!

[@ARIXANDRE]

"A big bird, strong bird came to me, tears running down his weird beak." 😂😂😂

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

Seriously, it's been too long The former guy should have been locked up years ago. Once he goes to prison, it'll be a huge relief for this Country 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@kathcasey2090]

And this one. Canada😘

[@Kaiheart]

Then we'll just have to contend with outing Desantis and Haley. They're both also terrible people that want to send the country back to the 50s - between book banning and taking away bodily autonomy. I don't care who is on the democratic ticket in November at this point, so long as I'm voting for the lesser evil.

[@tomgeorge9025]

Trump should have been in prison since January 7th , impeached, convicted and sentenced for insurrection and obstruction of justice, and all the other crimes and fraud committed by him.

[@tomr3422]

Its only special because Jidges, AGs and DAs treat it as if it is- Any one with a little money or political connections the laws dont apply, only the lowly common folks should fear breaking the laws. Shout out to M Garland for refusing to even investigate those that planned the attack on the country, A Bragg for killing off a case already a year in and then claimming he is restarting it, cant forget Engron for all the final, final, final warnings.

[@largelingerie]

Slow moving Garland. Worst choice for the job.

[@davidsingleton794]

An ad of Trump trying to sell a gold coin with himself on it popped up before this video. He said God needs me right now. He needs your help to allow me to save this country. So give me your money....😂 what a con man criminal! We can't let him near power! Lock him up!!!

[@thorstenguenther]

I am pretty sure the Poopypants Pinochet doesn't sell gold coins they are gold plated at best - as fake as his teeth and his hair.

[@keltonscott734]

Agreed 💯, He Stinks 🤧‼️

[@XZITT]

Make sure to Vote. Best thing you can Do

[@shuffleaccount1985]

I'm so PROUD of Mrs, James ! Well done !

[@parksbpknit]

He is always the victim! For the love of God please lock this man up. If it were any one of us we would have been in prison a very long time ago.

[@mpulleyscott]

Amen

[@martyl7144]

There is no crime. Can't have a crime without a victim. Who's the victim??? Can anyone answer who the victim is??? Nope. There isn't one. You all just hate him

[@HannibalOrJustRex]

As much as I'd love to laugh at seeing his desperate monologue, I'm glad there were no cameras to capture it. His idiotic blathering doesn't deserve to be immortalized on camera.

[@markmac2206]

i wonder if he said "and that...was a monologue."

[@HomeGypsy]

I’m a huge CAMERAS IN THE COURTROOM advocate, but in this case you’re right. Besides, we see/hear his stupid rants outside the courthouse all the time, anyway, and it’s all just the same BS.

[@user-tn3qf1gg1j]

I'd like to see him do his Schick in front of grown ups instead of his sychophantic supporters, does he include his air accordion semaphoric hand gestures, do his impressions and name calling or does he fold under pressure like captain quigg (the Caine mutiny) and starts taking off his diaper while ranting the aliens are coming to destroy him.

[@yourbigheadcousin5434]

The fact these clowns are spending $60M on campaigns they know theyre going to lose while there are hungry children, homeless vets etc in this country is revolting

[@jamesrowden303]

That's your political system, anyone can be president as long as they are able to fleece the poor.

[@hemeoncn]

Well a lot of that money is from big donors and is a great return on investment. Beside the donors get a tax break so it is a win/win.

[@hockema56]

They're doing it to collect donations. Whatever they're spending they're making back several times over from their gullible constituents. None of these candidates ever actually believed they had a shot at beating Trump. They just want to collect as much donation and PAC money as possible before dropping out. It really is that simple, sadly.

[@nonya.bizness]

​@@hemeoncnpolitical donations are not tax deductible. i imagine the very rich find a way around that though.

[@micheleandhenrycasavant386]

Whoa! Harsh, true but harsh lol

[@paulheads8101]

For Trump to stay with facts was too much to ask of him.

[@Cancun771]

"We get all the funding we ever want, out of Russia." Eric Trump, 2014. What in the hell makes anybody think that has changed in any way?

[@syfy1151]

The NRA is a link funneling Russian money to Anyone they need to get it to .More than Trump under the influence here.

[@markherbert1524]

Your 1st term you swore you’d be too busy working to play any golf. But yet, you managed to spend 25% out on the course, to the tune of $140,000,000+ of taxpayer money.

[@Oneshot8242]

And cheating the whole time!

[@jeanthehumanbean8265]

My greatest wish is for American voters to show Trump - again - just how much we never want him in the White House, then see him handcuffed and being led away.

[@user-zs2di4kv9x]

🇺🇸💙🌊🙏🇺🇦🗽🗽🗽

[@stephenstjohn5239]

Hopefully never to be heard from again.

[@debraderoos5225]

What a wonderful vision. LOCK HIM UP

[@homanasiri843]

You people are all paethitc this country use to have presidents like jfK no we celebrate our femininity and softness

[@richm.3477]

While being driven to prison by a guy named Brandon.

[@reginafris6822]

"He had a country desk and he had a business desk, right next to each other." Face palm quote of the week.

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

It's great how Seth caught himself from breaking the 4th wall when pointing at the graphic of Virginia and W. Virginia, and then promptly broke the 4th wall by showing the audience what he almost did, and then correcting his almost-mistake by again breaking the 4th wall and sliding his chair behind the graphic so that he could point directly to W. Virginia from the other side. Chef's kiss. 😚Seth is a master of inclusiveness. 😉😄

[@richardbaldwin1097]

Photoshopped on a bike is the only way you'd find Trump on a bike.

[@jamesrowden303]

He seems to be drawn to village bikes. Is that the same?

[@helenwheels3341]

"Sniff sniff , George Washington was a very rich man,nobody knows that" "Nobody knew that Lincoln was a Republican" "Nobody knew that healthcare was so complicated " Donald J Trump

[@markmac2206]

"us spells US, i just came up with that the other day." donna jay trumpelstein

[@bottomofastairwell]

when nobody = me. him, he didn't know that. healthcare, complicated? you dont say

[@PatriciaKeel-ig9ni]

A woman said she had a job on Washington’s plantation, which is now a tourist attraction. She said, “I am one person and I represented 300 slaves.” I never learned in school that Washington owned slaves, but I read it later. However, nobody mentioned 300 slaves. Jefferson had 500-700 slaves.

[@jojolouis]

@@markmac2206 he's just brilliant, don't you think??😅😅

[@markmac2206]

@@jojolouis bigly brilliant!

[@ALLENCEE4]

“Big bird - strong bird, tears pouring down his beady little eyes and onto his wired little beak…” 😂 🤣😂😅

[@ginabasnuh2341]

We need a Florida Drag Queen named Pale Pastels🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽😘❤

[@mariacatherine229]

I'm really disappointed that the judge didn't hold him in contempt and jail him, like he would with any other defendant. I'm so sick of the leniency these judges show. It only enables him and emboldens him to be more and more outrageous, because there are never any consequences.

[@tomr3422]

Its only special because Jidges, AGs and DAs treat it as if it is- Any one with a little money or political connections the laws dont apply, only the lowly common folks should fear breaking the laws. Shout out to M Garland for refusing to even investigate those that planned the attack on the country, A Bragg for killing off a case already a year in and then claimming he is restarting it, cant forget Engron for all the final, final, final warnings.

[@p-forest]

Unfortunately, we can't forget Repugnicans threatening the judge, calling in bomb threats, etc. I'm guessing there'll be more of that bs in the next month before the ruling, maybe even literal assassination attempts.

[@tomr3422]

@@t.n.-js6ei You realize the judge doesnt ge the money right? Do you have a understanding of how the most basic things work? Only a idiot would even think that well or someone in a cult

[@expatannie6958]

Judge Engoron is very smart. Allowing Trump to talk at all (when he knew he would start rambling on) was a good move -- gives Trump one less justification for appealing the decision. I mean, we all know he will appeal, but he can't claim the judge was unfair to him this way.

[@user-tn3qf1gg1j]

Throw chump in jail , a few days without his depends diaper and he'll come out a changed man.

[@ShadowOfANightmare-X23]

The prosecutor has the same type of smug victory face I get after I win in Call Of Duty Multiplayer after one of the players, trash talk me the whole game, and listening to them rage quit after I won the match 😂😂😂😂

[@martinblunden4689]

Are the GOP even serious about governing?i mean ive yet to see any policy discussed or anything mooted apart from spiteful ,petty, vengeance 😮

[@dragongirl89115]

They haven't been interested in governing for decades, it's mostly about keeping in power so they can make draconian laws and give themselves bigger paychecks.

[@oscargr_]

The part after @2:30 , about how strange it is when reporters read out what Trump has said, is so accurate. Because the vocabulary is exactly Trunpian, nobody in the history of speaking speaks like that, its tremendous.

[@user-oo7un6ko9b]

Supporters of Trump are destroying our cities and causing our hoods to be a 3rd world country! Biden 2024!

[@shermanculbertson6244]

I’ll never understand how anyone could look at Trump and what he’s done and think “That’s my guy. He’s such a good man. He should be president.”

[@PhilLesh69]

Lucky you that you don't have any loser friends or family. They love trump because it's like giving the finger to the system to vote for him. They are "bomb throwers" who want to implode the system.

[@oobaka1967]

Not to mention how he was sent by god. People are absolute lunatics.

[@pinkysimmsBMMM]

go look at some of the comments on news outlets that are Trump geared. Habbis was claiming it was already decided before they walked in and of course they believed her.

[@paulvamos7319]

​@@oobaka1967 They think he's Jesus for Christ sakes! 😂

[@erinball7781]

What's sad is I know exactly why.... says the Nebraskan recovering fundamentalist Christian

[@alias093001]

Perfect. Trump keeps using that word. I don't think it means what he thinks it means.

[@jamesrowden303]

Perfect, in his vernacular, means anything he does, the way he does it and how he does it. Same as best, most, least, worst when used by him. They mean everything else in the universe apart from his narrow focus is excluded.

[@KittySnicker]

“Big bird, strong bird, tears in his eyes…” 😂

[@joshuacovert5911]

How is this even possible that he might win. How. Wtf is going on!? This blows my mind. How can people justify putting trump in office again. FFS!

[@zachthompson5125]

So how about we lock him up?

[@comfyrock1758]

Nice slogan. That could catch on. 😅

[@greebj]

If Presidents can't do crimes, Biden bloody well should order his arrest. And order an illegal seizure of all his stuff too by executive order. And threaten any judges and politicians against him with the same. Why not, it's not illegal if a President does it?

[@tomr3422]

Its only special because Jidges, AGs and DAs treat it as if it is- Any one with a little money or political connections the laws dont apply, only the lowly common folks should fear breaking the laws. Shout out to M Garland for refusing to even investigate those that planned the attack on the country, A Bragg for killing off a case already a year in and then claimming he is restarting it, cant forget Engron for all the final, final, final warnings.

[@thomasbraeking6225]

This suit will probably not only destroy his "empire" of smoke and mirrors but will also destroy the mythos he's built out of bullshit. He'll have to post the judgement amount in escrow before he can appeal.

[@c016smith52]

I think “reading a menu in a language you don’t speak” should absolutely be a recurring bit!!

[@Nothinglefttosay]

Holy crap.. that window that blew out must mean the seatbelt sign is ON and I’m pretty sure it’s ok to smoke with the window down now..😂

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

That bit about the journalist reporting tfg's words from inside the court room reminded me of a former bit where Seth said roughly the same thing in his trump impression. I remember dying from laughter at the sound of Seth's trump imitating the squawking sound. 🤣😂

[@katevanhoudt]

Seth, America needs you in these Trumpled times. Please, don't ever leave us. ♥

[@HairynosedWombat163]

I don't know much about law but isn't this contempt of court? He does it over and over and yet he's yet to be punished.!

[@kathcasey2090]

He has been sanctioned twice before with easy fines. $1000 and $5000 I think. That's pocket change to him. Meanwhile the judge and his family are receiving death threats and coincidentally on the day of closing arguments a bomb threat at his house!

[@tomr3422]

Its only special because Jidges, AGs and DAs treat it as if it is- Any one with a little money or political connections the laws dont apply, only the lowly common folks should fear breaking the laws. Shout out to M Garland for refusing to even investigate those that planned the attack on the country, A Bragg for killing off a case already a year in and then claimming he is restarting it, cant forget Engron for all the final, final, final warnings.

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

"Big man, strong man, tears running down his face" needs to be a t shirt

[@user-oo7un6ko9b]

Supporters of Trump are destroying our cities and causing our hoods to be a 3rd world country! Biden 2024!

[@TheMonroemomma]

The best part of Friday morning is this.

[@nursemedic17]

Does anybody else wish Rod Serling would appear?

[@caronstout354]

He would just say, "Sorry folks, this is real..even I couldn't make this 💩 up!"

[@jojolouis]

De Santis, Haley and Trump!!!!! Is that the best, finest human being/candidates that the Republicans can offer the nation for presidency????????.... out of 350 millions people????My God!!! America society is deeply, profoundly sick

[@greebj]

This doesn't reflect on all society, just the once-were-conservative side of politics, taken over by angry shouty reactionaries. The Tea Party "f*k it all" movement is alive and well. I'm hoping when Trump finally goes away the conservative side of politics will splinter and never be a relevant force ever again. But I think this manufactured hatred of the woke lefty liberal bogeyman will continue to be their uniting force.

[@jamesrowden303]

De Santis, Haley and Trump sounds like a funeral directors.

[@AlexaJane9091]

​@@dwightyon3833No they're really not.

[@Vaeldarg]

@@dwightyon3833 According to 2020 voters, not Trump.

[@bryanrhodes369]

Chris Christie just proved that Republicans have zero interest in facts nor morality, and anything they say should be disregarded at worst or viewed with deep skepticism at best.

[@maxmason6053]

Trump being allowed to roam around on bail has got to be the worst thing in American history !!! This is a disgrace to our country and beyond comprehension to society !!! No other person could go around threatening people while out on bail. It's not even laughable anymore it's serious.

[@marigeobrien]

Totally agree. He should at least be under house arrest. And he definitely should not be allowed to speak publicly. Not after all the death threats and "swatting" incidents to so many public officials. People that have nothing to do with politics but much to do with justice. Where do these originate? Trump. It's obscene. And you hardly even hear about it in the news. What's up with that?

[@ExpDevourer]

Not to mention the elephant in the room. By no means should he even be allowed to run again after all the $#!t he pulled, he almost turned us into North Korea Murica Edition.

[@maxmason6053]

@@marigeobrien Amen !!

[@maxmason6053]

@@ExpDevourer Exactly.

[@ianc2091]

Vote

[@SevenEasy]

Never fails to crack me up, beer flavored beer lol

[@donpasulka]

Mar-A-Lardo got his diapers in a bunch. 🤡

[@gamepapa1211]

Pay close attention to the answer for that first Fox News question again. Trump didn't even say, "No I didn't do that." He's not even lying he's corrupt anymore.

[@xinixini1826]

"You don't need the Legal team, you need the Eagle Team"

[@mominor6913]

Lol lol hilarious at him mad and sista girl smiling🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣LOVE IT

[@teelo12000]

Can someone take a case to court claiming Trump should be disqualified from the ballot because he won the 2020 election and therefore cannot run for a third term? No matter how he responds to that one it'd be hilarious.

[@largelingerie]

That’s EXCELLENT!

[@greebj]

Yep, excellent point, the text of 22A does indeed say "elected" not served or inaugurated Wouldn't it be utterly hilarious to have him be forced to say in court that the 2020 result was indeed legit to be eligible 🤣🤣🤣

[@mjm1100]

I don't think this comment could possibly get enough credit😂😅😂

[@Trina-qy4it]

I never even thought about that. Someone quick! Get Trump on the phone with Teelo STAT! The quicker we do, the quicker he goes away.

[@stefanfrankel8157]

That has occurred to me also.

[@paulkeith5000]

The guy who once said that he would be "too busy" being President to play golf is now saying that he'd be "too busy" being President to take retribution? Well, perhaps he meant that he'd be "too busy" playing golf to take retribution...but I doubt it. He'd find the time for that...and for playing golf.

[@kindablue1959]

Absolutely! We've heard this lie before. Fool them once, twice, three times and they're a true Trump supporter.

[@RictusHolloweye]

Not to mention his "executive time" every day watching television and tweeting.

[@SonOfRamenEgg]

To get really productive he should commision Golf Cart One - tech specs include: a gold plated portable toilet and a 5G connected tablet to post important stuff while doing the business... not the people's business - his tired butthole business.

[@caronstout354]

And KFC, of course...

[@frankcope6932]

And McWannabe a burger shack

[@THE_CDN]

Can't wait for the inevitable Corrections spot where somebody says, "Uh, the air is actually sucked out of a plane not blown.", or vice versa. And then Seth says, "I guarantee this jackal both sucks and blows!"

[@Styphon]

It's always great when the Good Guys get the Villain to begin Monologuing.

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

As usual when Trump speaks it's like watching a Car crash into a Dumpster Fire....You just can't look away.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

You just can't keep giving an attention seeker/narcissist that reinforcement.

[@dap9387]

I can look, but Not Listen!!

[@cherlyn1221]

I can. I don't even look. I kid you not. When I made the mistake of looking at him, I saw tiny toilets in his eyes. When I looked at DeSantis's face, care to guess what I saw?...pudding cups. Just don't look.

[@UnderstandingDarkness]

I just keep waiting to hear him crap his pants … again. 😂

[@brad3706]

​@@cherlyn1221when I look at Trump, I see a fat man wearing a hardshell compression girdle, and every once in a while, his handlers run out of topself Depends and run around to the dollar store for their Kind of Reliables..... You can see the outline.... who changes those? Does Trump wash himself? How can he even reach down there? Does he have pressure washers and power tools for the task?

[@oobaka1967]

he won't have time for retribution just like he won't have time to play golf like he claimed in 2015. And we all know how few times he played golf **eyeroll**

[@gkramer1292]

Where's the imitation of Meatball Ron? Seth how could you leave that gem on the table?🎉

[@ChaCha-pj5ht]

Is time to move on. Vote vote vote 💙

[@freda2758]

DA James walked out of that courtroom with the biggest smile her face. It's safe to assume it was a good day.

[@user-dc4tx3qr5d]

Thanks Susanne Craig

[@sethie_shots]

The Alaska Airlines joke killed me. Textbook Comedy Seth .

[@kurtshantz5279]

I just now realized that all of Trump's speeches are his own version of "At this Point in the Broadcast".

[@j_d333]

Dimly calculated gibberish.

[@robertshields4160]

He won't have time for retribution? Didn't he also say he wouldn't have time to go golfing during his first term? He spent a HUGE amount of time golfing!

[@lorraine7056]

And a huge amount of our tax dollars doing it, while enriching himself by charging triple for his security detail's food and lodging!!!

[@UrFaveMF]

Pale pastels is streets ahead 😂

[@larrymosher5045]

Petrified,the buffet was closing , whoa Whoa, one more plate sir.Sir,sir,tears coming down from the restaurant manager.

[@EsmereldaPea]

I find myself saying at almost every clip of Trump talking "what the hell is he talking about?"

[@MickeyMousePark]

this is interesting..when he became president in 2016 everytime he would speak in the white house press room ..afterwards all networks left and right wing would spend hours trying to figure what he was talking about... It became choose your own Adventure.....8 years later still doing it.... He was the first president in my lifetime that needed an translator even when he was speaking english...

[@EsmereldaPea]

@@MickeyMousePark - it's just gotten so much worse!

[@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446]

Let's get our priorities straight: It is not trump who needs immunity. It is the World that needs immunity against trump.

[@Miapetdragon69]

You could not be more correct... I couldn't have said it better myself. 😊

[@karmaalstad5588]

Here here

[@FTHRTime1]

It's insane how at every turn he gets preferential treatment. Didn't agree to the conditions to be allowed to speak during closing arguments before the deadline, which the judge also pushed and still gets to speak?

[@ritafranco3020]

I’m not religious but if there is a God even She would want immunity against Trump!😂 this man needs to stfu & let us live in peace.🙏🏻

[@stephaniebarrett6921]

absolutely

[@Beingmeasme]

I thought the bird was going to ask him how he put his pants on 😂😂😂

[@drewroberts139]

Good production and well presented. Thank you for uplading!

[@SpaceForceCommander]

How to anger and alienate people. Trump’s rant attacking the prosecutor and I assume the judge (who already decided is Trump guilty of fraud) will no doubt destroy any leniency he’ll get. 🤞

[@paulvamos7319]

He doesn't care, he will just file bankruptcy again! 😢 No justice for us!

[@helenwheels3341]

He's ALWAYS treated with kit gloves. He'll get off easy. As usual

[@danielgregory3295]

Another violation of his gag order..😮

[@chonqmonk]

@@helenwheels3341 I built a pair of gloves with a glove kit too.

[@jodyjm13]

And he'll use that as "proof" that the "Deep State" is out to get him because he's the only one able to protect the common man, so he really needs that $75 donation in order to keep fighting for everyday patriotic Americans, and if you donate in the next hour you'll even get one of his fresh new incompetent Photoshop portraits, er, investment-grade NFTs! (Just ignore that long rambling paragraph in tiny, pale pastel type at the bottom of the webpage that tells you which box to check to prevent the donation from being a recurring, twice-monthly charge. You don't want to check that box anyway, it would be unpatriotic.)

[@Brandon-ml2zw]

I love his “interviews.” They’re always like “Mr. Trump, you’re so amazing, you’re doing so many great things, but how do you feel about people that think you’re doing too much good?”

[@todddowning5820]

Seth does such a great Trump and Giuliani 😅

[@naujaral2131]

Very funny Closer look, they get better every time, thank you Seth

[@peregrinesmith1117]

Why's he not in jail for contempt?

[@Hadenufyet]

Why is he not in prison for criminal negligence??

[@jcaashby3]

The dude can not go a day without lying. He said with a straight face the Exxon left New York to go to Texas because of Letitia James the New York AG. But the problem is.....EXXON left New York in 1989 (35 years ago) because of rising prices to operate and it was cheaper in TX. Letitia James had just gotten her law license in 1989!!!!

[@MzzQ_2u]

lol not the Lisa Frank 😂😂😂

[@lynwilson4773]

Awesome! Thank you Seth, as always!👍🤣

[@kayladawn]

#Corrections 😂😂 Trapper Keeper!!??!! LMAO what are you old or something!? BHAHAHAHA 🤣 ohhh Rudy🤦‍♀️ I love it 🤭

[@deborahbarnes6741]

"Not going to have time for retribution."??? Like you did not have time to golf in your first term????

[@lynnegackstetter2779]

Remember when he said he wouldn't have time to golf in 2016😂😂😂 but he spent 5 day's a week golfing 🤣🤣🤣

[@Cancun771]

Be ready for De Pampers to drop a line of *Pale Pastel boots and heels* in a couple days!

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

0:40 The face says...Easiest Conviction of my career. 💁🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♀️

[@Leftatalbuquerque]

Somewhere along the way, society broke.

[@anro7137]

2016

[@michelesinclair3249]

I laughed 😂 so needed that! Closer Look makes my day!

[@AhKiOye]

6:35 I really thought this joke's punchline was going to be about Seth's podcast plugs 😅

[@dianephillips3135]

How can Americans vote for ANY of these clowns?

[@kristinaeistrat6516]

Staffage figures for subversive organised power shifters behind the scene

[@ryanrobnett8189]

Completely missed opportunity to draw the parallel between "I won't have time to golf" and "I won't have time for retribution", in my humble opinion!

[@dianep6791]

"IT" gives comedians too much material to choose from.

[@ryss1]

All these brave women reporters

[@vm3016]

Thank you for today’s laugh.😂😂😂

[@jweezyyy]

Trump is the kinda person you get when you raise your kids giving them everything they want and not teach them responsibility, kindness, manners, and to tell the truth. Trumps father was a real piece of work I bet.

[@rastus666]

He taught #DiaperDon everything he knows, and also got dementia by the time he was DD’s age.

[@johngrayatkinson1214]

He was a horrible racist slum lord who got rich from booze, ripping people off , and straight up stealing. Fred Trump. Look him up

[@stefanfrankel8157]

He also gave him his Alzheimer's gene.

[@CherylRitenburg-do9og]

He was. Read Mary Trump's book if you haven't.

[@hew195050]

They were emotionally unavailable. Therein lies the childhood trauma.

[@jasondickey7258]

Seth Meyers is hillarious.

[@janislentz9861]

Tisha looks like the cat who ate the canary!!!! Love it!

[@nigelsdebbie]

OMG, hilarious! I love you Seth!!!!😂😂😂

[@shaynewhite1]

"George Washington was a very rich man, people don't know that..." WHHAAAAT??? Millions of tourists who visit Mt. Vernon definitely know that. I guess Trump has never been? And does he really think we're that stupid?

[@MrPhil1969]

His loyal devotes are.

[@grmpEqweer]

He thinks he's very smart. So, he thinks most people are dumber than himself 😮.

[@productdesign9626]

It always means he just learnt some fact and assumes no-one else knows it because he didn't

[@andrewstevenson118]

Do people in the US still need photo ID to buy bread?

[@markmac2206]

and you have to give a blood sample.

[@andrewstevenson118]

@@markmac2206 My wife - God love her - once went into a furniture store and asked if they had any stool samples. I couldn't speak for a few minutes.

[@markmac2206]

@@andrewstevenson118 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally on my side laughing!

[@andrewstevenson118]

@@markmac2206 Okay, so there's more. Americans use the term "rooting" for supporting a sports team. To the Commonwealth, this has a very different meaning. When watching the Superbowl, and American friend asked me if I "root" with my wife. I fell off my chair. 🙂

[@markmac2206]

@@andrewstevenson118 😂😂 i admit i had to look that up to make sure.

[@eldajackson1]

"People don't know that . . ." - so now we are back to that.

[@richardelliott8352]

I enjoy the sense of humor found here .

[@davedee6745]

Even if George Washington was a criminal, it doesn't mean Trump can't be a criminal. It's not like we can only have one criminal every 220 years.

[@georgejones3526]

Trump will tell you that he is the only president in history who was NOT a crook.

[@markmac2206]

trump is really jealous of GW owning slaves.

[@chonqmonk]

Donald Trump doesn't even own very many slaves, and he never bull whips them...

[@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558]

​@@chonqmonkwell it ain't over till the church lady sings... We'll see

[@TheUluxian]

@@patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 It's already over...He lost This was summarily decided weeks ago.. All these hearings have been for is to tally up the bill