Trump’s Defense Rests Without Donald's Testimony & Rudy's New Coffee Grift | The Daily Show

Michael Kosta covers Trump not taking the stand during his hush money trial, Rudy Giuliani’s new "tummy friendly” ground coffee company, an Australian billionaire demanding her portrait be removed from a museum, and Ronny Chieng defends Scarlett Johansson against ChatGPT nerds stealing her voice. #DailyShow #Trump #AI
00:00 - Michael Kosta TDS Welcome
00:33 - Trump’s Defense Rests Without Donald’s Testimony
03:18 - Rudy Giuliani’s New Coffee Grift
06:20 - Australia’s Richest Woman Unhappy Without Portrait
08:01 - New AI Voice Sounds Like Scarlett Johansson
09:20 - Ronny Chieng Weighs in on the New AI Voice
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[@mesektet5776]

Whaaaaaaa, he kept saying he’d testify and then didn’t? Don’t tell me the guy who charged people for invalid diplomas is full of bs too, I can only take so much disappointment.

[@notme2day]

🤣

[@IcarusLhooq-bc7uq]

He is so nasty

[@thebagelsproductions]

I've been looking into this guy, and lemme tell ya.... his record is patchy.

[@iyamwhatiyam547]

@@IcarusLhooq-bc7uq TFG's deplorable :)

[@pejbartolo2365]

@@thebagelsproductions patchy? His record is just patches. Bet there is no spot that is not patched.

[@LyonsM]

“Guiliani served with an indictment at his own birthday party”. This just keeps getting better and better.

[@moniqueengleman873]

Ikr? You can't make this stuff up.😂

[@pejbartolo2365]

That is just second to the Four Seasons.

[@tanazinn8484]

👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrDLOC11]

He been hiding 😅😂

[@NirvanaFan5000]

that ground zero joke was a dark roast

[@appaatemomo-freePalestine]

Brewtiful

[@handmadehearts]

Clever - but 9/11 still hurts.

[@AbsurdlyGeeky]

That joke's probably going to keep me up all night.

[@user-in1hh2nh9v]

Could someone pls explain the joke?

[@appaatemomo-freePalestine]

@@user-in1hh2nh9v roast=a joke about someone; it was a dark joke, thus a dark roast, which is also a kind of coffee

[@annjohnson8437]

Ronny was on fire tonight!!! 🔥

[@cpmf2112]

Of course he won't since he is a big coward. 🙄

[@annbloise4692]

And guilty!

[@myflippinggoodness8821]

YES! THAT is the word we should use, ppl. It's got some oomf behind it 😗👌

[@Cheater357]

Bigly even

[@Redridge07]

@cpmf2112 He didn't testify because he was a coward. Trump didn't testify because he has been lying.

[@TinyTNT463]

Why would his lawyers encourage his big mouth to testify when they likely suspect the prosecution's case has been blown already. No need to get an interception like the Seahawks vs. Patriots when you've got it in the bag.... unless they don't...

[@seantlewis376]

The Don has always promised, but has never delivered. That Rudy coffee commercial looks way too much like an SNL sketch.

[@rich9757]

🤣it does🤣

[@gregorysedmunds2843]

Probably some of the same writers as SNL

[@MelanieChanz]

The difference? It's the oath and the penalty of perjury. He was never going to testify.

[@curtisevans4100]

Giuliani Coffee, Trump Bible, all a bunch of grifters.

[@publicuser2534]

The most entertaining rendition of Happy Birthday I have seen in a while 😂

[@iyamwhatiyam547]

its the upsidedown :/

[@stephenstjohn5239]

Right wingers are such easy marks.

[@dianewaynewood4477]

Who's buying their products? No one I know.

[@katherinegray5086]

The scariest thing about these two Grifters, is , the number of people who believe trump & his circus clowns !! When did America stop being the Greatest Nation on Earth & become an international, frightening stage for these con-men? ....🇦🇺💙🇺🇸⛪

[@philoctetes_wordsworth]

Grounds Zero would have been 2001% better.

[@JK_Clark]

I'm 911% sure it wouldn't

[@kibble-net]

He's going to testify... right after the IRS releases his 2015 tax returns!

[@MFTgal]

And school grades...

[@rcpilot179]

And the new health care plan

[@tski3458]

and a plan a contraception the wall Drug prices ect ect

[@ActivelyVacant]

He just doesn't have the time to testify because these trials are illegally taking time away from his 2028 campaign.

[@user-zb9lv3gh8s]

As soon as the audit is over

[@Skygrey2943]

The Ronny Cheing nerd bit was hilarious.

[@pt8169]

Would have been better if it had been up against a nerd, which Kosta doesn't see to be. That said, agreed. Super funny!

[@amytuite7449]

And Ronny has a law degree, so he is absolutely a nerd.

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

Easiest poker player ever. Call his bluff when he starts playing the accordion.

[@anthonyrichardson343]

Or turns to the side when he speaks, or....oh he'll any time he opens his mouth

[@annbloise4692]

😂

[@wyskass861]

He's the most transparent person for being such a constant liar. An open book, just take what he says as opposite and it's true. Not even an exaggeration.

[@justinbarion2269]

Then it really says something that most of America hasn't called his bluff.....

[@ianmarshall9144]

Fisherman's tic .

[@georgelayton6641]

Wouldn't the nation be better in so many different ways if trump were just gone.

[@notme2day]

The whole world in fact!

[@carlosleger8475]

It would be great if he just admitted to the country that he is unfit for office.

[@Tony_AM009]

Unfortunately, at this point, he isn't the only one who needs to be removed and/or disqualified from holding any position of power within the US in order to improve it. A lot of changes would also need to happen in terms of legislation, government, regulation, the justice system, education, healthcare, business, agriculture, and so much more. EDIT/Disclaimer: I'm not pro-Trump or pro-MAGA. Donald Trump should've been arrested, investigated, tried, and disqualified from holding office as soon as 2021 when the Jan. 6 insurrection happened. The point I was making when I first made this comment was that Trump isn't the only problem that needs to be addressed.

[@closethockeyfan5284]

​@Tony_AM009 This. Trump and his ilk are a useful foil to pretend the systems themselves aren't horribly broken--and no, not in a way that requires any less than an overhaul.

[@DystopianUtopia8]

He's the bull in the China shop for the billionaires to threaten us with. When he dies his kids will still be there.

[@blackhat6020]

For a guy who complained about the gag order, he didn't want to testify??? Wow😂😂😂 what a surprise

[@loveydovey802]

I loved it when he said he couldn't testify because of the gag order.

[@JoyStratton-ov2id]

He'll not debate President Biden either

[@publicuser2534]

Do you think he will actually back out of that?

[@chantallennox1201]

He’ll talk in a room with Biden but he doesn’t know how to debate. Then afterward he’ll say whatever he wants on Fox and his supporters will believe his spin.

[@handmadehearts]

He's already hedging the debates. His hair is furious. *Hair Furor*

[@stephenstjohn5239]

@@publicuser2534 He wants Biden to be drug tested, so when Biden says no Trump can claim it's "rigged" and back out.

[@lindagraham2779]

Yeah, seeing is believing.

[@WilliamHaisch]

6:41 I’m getting some real Francisco Goya _“Saturn Devouring His Son”_ vibes in her portrait! 😂

[@natalieharless1715]

Costa is great! Will never forget his lessons on how to "stand" just like Donny! Still chuckle about it!👏👍😁

[@Whitewingdevil]

As an aussie I honestly don't know why Gina is upset, the artist put her in a collection of prominent australians, her portrait hanging alongside people who have had real impacts on the country and the culture, she should be proud to be considered a part of that group. She should also probably go to prison for a number of reasons, but that's unrelated.

[@LinguaPhiliax]

It's because terrible people care way too much about their appearance than their actions or the consequences for them.

[@jamesrichards2980]

The portrait is absolutely terrible, but to be fair all of the portraits are also terrible. That artist is definitely not very talented

[@tski3458]

​@@jamesrichards2980agreed...

[@DilapidatedCat]

She's probably mad that she's in proximity to Adam Goodes

[@32MrMuffinman]

@@jamesrichards2980 Terrible? I thought that portrait was very flattering once I saw the photos of her

[@johnwright9372]

Next Trump interview on Fox News: "Totally unfair that I wasn't allowed to testify."

[@izabelasiczek3547]

100% !

[@davidlundquist1979]

"Also, there was some guy in a robe telling the jury what to do! How is that allowed?"

[@user-dn1vc7if5m]

The DEFENSE HAS RESTED?????? From what I’ve seen. He’s been “resting” for the past several days sleeping at his trial. Am I the only one who wonders “ WHO DOES THAT DURING THEIR TRIAL “??????

[@dianewaynewood4477]

Ha!

[@beecnul8r]

I watched a trial where the defendent fell asleep! The judge yelled out "WAKE UP!" Then he told him to be awake during the trial, or else he would be in jail fot contempt!

[@thedude925]

​@@beecnul8r I've seen someone get contempt for refusing to take off a plain color, no logo, ordinary baseball cap.

[@Gib01]

"Order now and shipping is doubled." 🤣😂😆

[@jhudson1725]

Ronny praising Shang Chi...because he was in it. Lol

[@jcanfieldschatz]

After seeing Rudy "smiling" in HD... I can't sleep. I'm scared to close my eyes.

[@5400bowen]

Try hypno therapy, what have you got to lose now?!?

[@simond.455]

Or as Michael did: Full contact ice hockey without a helmet. 😆

[@kingjamos2422]

@@simond.455 I, for one, just go play baseball... as the ball.

[@S.Shea2432]

Donald Trump didn’t take the stand? I’m loss for words, this is The Biggest Shocker of all times!! 😳🤣

[@SayAhh]

He lied again. Luckily, I didn't hold my breath.

[@LyonsM]

I’m shocked as well. Say it ain’t so but he said……………..well, he lied again.

[@gamepapa1211]

I'm shocked! SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.

[@meanpersonable]

Some people didn't seem to get your sarcasm.

[@jd190d]

The best clue that trump will not testify is when he says he will testify. You can bank on that outcome every time.

[@EliseWeiss2010]

Mr Kosta... 👏👏👏👏👏

[@sharhondahurd2037]

YES!!

[@jeremybirmingham2316]

Your comment has a little tab underneath it saying 'translate to English' which I find of itself to be hilarious. Btw, translated it remains the same.

[@loxleybattle2591]

Always enjoy Kosta’s energy

[@sandyleewhite]

This was a hilarious segment !!! 🤣😂🤣

[@laalaa99stl]

🎶 It's my party and I'll get served if I want to. Served if I want to. Served if I want to. You would get served too if you spewed what I spewed. 🎶

[@williamduffy1227]

That's gold bro... 😅😅😅😅

[@IcarusLhooq-bc7uq]

😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂

[@5400bowen]

One of my favorites…who was that?

[@Janebunni25]

I'm singing that from now on 😂

[@ds5436]

👏👏👏

[@timjones3820]

Love MIchael's delivery.

[@sashiebgood]

I'm liking the rotation of the correspondents as hosts. I think this is the best solution, rather than trying to find someone else.

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

With the between time they are ready to hit it in top form. Keeps it fresh.

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

I still maintain that the employee at Four Seasons Total Landscaping is an American hero.

[@laalaa99stl]

A Giuliani Coffee flavor: Buzzin' Cousins

[@notme2day]

Ghouliani covfefe.

[@flyrobin2544]

Served' hot!

[@Kenzie_Hill]

Michael never disappoints! ❤❤❤

[@Rob-Raz]

The second that he said he was going to testify. We all knew that he wasn’t going to testify. 😂

[@dm-heart]

9:00 Scarlett you go for it - we back you. Not OK for them to take your voice and profit off it. You go get them girl.

[@pedroh3774]

Happy Birthday Rudy…ALL AMERICA CELEBRATES🎉🎉🎉🪅🪅🪅👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣🤣

[@leemeyer748]

Another idiot

[@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G]

Trump would get pulled over for a DUI and then tell his followers that "he was pulled over for driving a car..."

[@michaelharris8598]

I have a comment about Trump but I'd rather not be Baker acted.

[@michaelbray109]

He would say he got pulled over for being too innocent.

[@stevemckown6701]

The man doesn't have a clue how to drive. It requires the ability to share the road.

[@mketcham5609]

He wasn't driving, he was "traveling" 😂

[@MrVovansim]

Bold of you to assume he's fit to drive

[@fredsmith4106]

The wonderful irony was the person who served Giuliani did so after joining in with the guests singing happy birthday 😂😂😂😂

[@rubyrose456]

Amen Mr Costa….

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

I thought the Rudy coffee was a parody til costa cut in

[@austinwald2731]

Kosta crushing it as per uuu-sh!

[@Methequeen]

Michael and this episode were on fire 🔥

[@desdenova1]

Pretty telling when the guy who loves the sound of his own voice won't even take the stand in service of his own defense.

[@alansmitheejr.]

Rudy's coffee comes as a Long Black and can also be used as hair dye.

[@draco84oz]

As an Australian, I apologise to my American cousins for polluting your minds with knowledge of Gina Reinhart. I do my level best to avoid knowledge of her too, but at times its kinda unavoidable. Especially when the news gets thin and we get more stories of her children and her fighting over their inheritance

[@draco84oz]

Also - Kosta: Animals with pockets? Wait until you hear about the mammals that lay eggs.

[@LinguaPhiliax]

@@draco84oz Unfortunately, most of them don't wear fedoras.

[@chinkasuyaro8983]

@@draco84oz My family used to lay eggs too! It's been a while, though.

[@user-ie1tz5rm8x]

In America the spiders have hair.... who'd a thunk ? Eh ?

[@annbloise4692]

I think unfortunately that we Americans “trump” Australia, So no need to apologize 😊

[@LokiDaFerret]

Your honour, The defence is well rested! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@aktommy]

That Australian woman's 'portrait'? Looked like Sarah Huckabee Sanders lol

[@delfraser5399]

Thank you for mentioning Gina Rhinehart, we want her whinging to go global! It’s hanging in the National Gallery of Australia (NGA) and she can’t control the NGA and it’s making her angry. Australia’s been debating this subject for last week and it’s great!

[@kikilo9647]

She really made it a bigger issue like dude im in the DR and saw it on our news and every single youtuber i follow have talked about it😂

[@chrisg7472]

“Chocaly” - America’s favorite covfefe flavor.

[@thedicedruid]

Extraordinarily funny segment. Thank you 🙏

[@VEDPRAKASHjnaneswar]

Ronny has been the most consistently funny correspondent 😂

[@mojo500100]

Talented people on this show, but not everybody appreciates the profanity . Thank goodness for bleeps. 😆

[@kathleenroberts6931]

All bullies are cowards...

[@S.Shea2432]

Like I’ve been saying, Rudy, that’s what happens when you play with the Arizona Attorney General!! You get the Birthday present you deserve!! 💯 Happy belated Birthday, I mean served day Rudi!! 🤣

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

superb response time.

[@alexandthecity87]

I love Kosta! His delivery is the bomb!

[@BoebertsDentist]

I'm old enough to remember when some orange criminal said "only the mob takes the 5th". Hes such a windbag.

[@eyeonyouproductions9745]

Let's start indicting those people in Michigan for doing the same thing

[@wentencel]

"let me keep going" is a pretty classic line for those exact circumstances 😂

[@mattb3846]

Spot on, Ronny.

[@natalieharless1715]

Ronny is awesome, too! Love these CC people! 👏👍😁

[@LizzyMcD]

Love Ronny Chieng. ❤❤❤❤

[@Megarobotsquadron]

Ronny is awesome

[@jamiegwhite30]

Thank you Micheal Costa! well done sir!

[@jamiegwhite30]

*Michael Kosta

[@spiceyhotpot]

Dump tells the truth?!?! Best joke I heard today.

[@requiemforameme1]

“Ground Zero” holy f*ck. 😂 Pataki gets 50% of revenue.

[@Texxet11]

I don’t want a chalkaley flavored coffee.

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

but chalk can settle an upset tummy.

[@gracielazaffarana9777]

These two, Kosta and Ronny are so outrageously funny! 😂😂😂

[@MaxFerney]

I've gotta say. When trump hits the corner and turns around to say "yes". Pretty funny.

[@sheldonmarcotte8392]

Fani won in GA 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@sebastienleroy3251]

Ronny is the best!!!

[@chickenlittle2206]

Happy birthday rudi. Nothing has brought me more pleasure in the last few years as you slapped with rico charges. It just keeps being hilarious.

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

I suspect that in the day when he was celebrated as the prosecutor for the people, he was really eliminating the competition.

[@andystandys]

That Ronny Chieng bit at the end was awesome.

[@baconbriefs]

Ronny is just SOLID AF! \m/

[@jamesbrill7318]

Didn't see that coming.😂😂😂😂

[@ButtersInIraq]

I love Michael Costa!

[@d_123stl7]

I hardly ever watch The Daily Show, but this Michael Kosta kid is fantastic!

[@stefrost4029]

Someone stole a voice and there's no Little Mermaid joke?

[@shushuyu]

i salute you Ronny.🤣

[@hedrotedro8436]

This was great. Kosta killed it. Ronnie in the nerd segment was also hilarious.

[@susansherman4768]

Ronny’s report was HILARIOUS!!👏🏼👏🏼

[@S.Shea2432]

VOTE BLUE 2024!! 💙💙

[@montana_patriot]

Absolutely not, I'm not a chomo.

[@S.Shea2432]

@@montana_patriot, Cry those orange maga tears!! You’re forever crying for your little trumpy!! 🙄🙄

[@apocalypse487]

​@@montana_patriot 🤡

[@montana_patriot]

@@S.Shea2432 Now i'll need to run to my safe space, dye my hair blue, and forget what bathroom to use

[@Dos_Caffeine]

I think we need to give Biden a congress that will work for the people! NOT RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS! 😡🇺🇸🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@ziqi92]

Ground Zero Coffee? Oh snap.

[@ShadowBend]

Ronny reached his Thanos period, I'm here for it.

[@Foople30]

'Animals with pockets? Who even thinks of this stuff' 😂🎉

[@mikefreitag574]

Kosta nailed it here! So happy to see him develop a new character. Next up: Ronny Chieng! ❤

[@CC-vw1cs]

Rudy's coffee comes from himself...drip coffee😅😅😅

[@sharhondahurd2037]

So GROSS!!!

[@curtisowen3233]

"I tell the truth. All i can do is tell the truth." 😂😂😂

[@coreherring1549]

Those passive jokes are painfully hilarious.

[@cindywatson5244]

Very funny-from Australia

[@bennyboogenheimer4553]

"That neighborhood has gotten real diverse, if you know what I mean."😂🤣😂

[@DanielMasmanian]

Oh, Ronny Chieng, genius.

[@gidgemo1869]

I ❤️ Ronnie! He’s fantastic at saying the quiet parts out loud.

[@4SteveKombolis]

Trump though they were talking about a hotdog stand

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

He's not qualified to run that either.

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

Spandex. Spandex has the tensile strength to support a superwedgie. Signed, a nerd.

[@sharhondahurd2037]

😂😂😂

[@5400bowen]

Based on what clinical trials? Trumps?!?

[@JT-kr2ds]

Great!

[@DailySource]

Brilliant. Michael nailed it tonight.

[@stevenwinholtz2439]

Was he listing off all the names of an all expenses paid luxury vacation to Mara Lardo or a list of conflicted judges the likes nobody as ever seen

[@PattyDalmau]

Liar liar #VonShittingpants on fire!

[@unhiro7]

Great, I hope this one doesn't get shot down.

[@michaelmartin5632]

Rudolph's "Time to Sober Up, Finally" Coffee. 🎉

[@grayb7420]

Just wait eventually Donny will say they wouldn’t let him testify.