Trump’s Excuses Get More Insane as FBI Unseals Warrant | The Daily Show

Trevor discusses the latest updates from the Mar-a-Lago raid, including what was in the FBI’s search warrant, what was in the boxes Donald Trump took from the White House, and Trump’s litany of excuses, ranging from blaming Barack Obama to “Everyone takes work home with them.” #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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[@ronprichard6145]

One important detail was not mentioned specifically in that. When out of the blue Trump accused Obama of taking "lots" of nuclear documents, that was when I knew the FBI had found nuclear related material at Mar a Lago.

[@caseymays46]

He said" Obama took 33 million documents!"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@icin4d]

Agree. Drumpf, while an accomplished con man, he still lets those little Freudian Slips projections come out unfiltered. 🤣

[@DTG_LOCKETT]

Very sound logic and that also means he stole 33 million pages of documents. With him it's basically whatever he accuse Obama, Hillary, or the democrats of he has either did it, in the process of doing it, or will do it in the future

[@vctrsigma]

I don't think I've seen a timeline, so did he claim that before the washington post source claimed it?

[@trishaveach3655]

@@caseymays46 that’s the part that has me DYING! Like he didn’t even lie with a realist number. 3300 maybe. But no he thought of 33 MILLION. 🤣 what did he steal the entire National Archives library under the radar?! If you’re gonna lie at least make it somewhat believable 😂😂😂

[@SK-qo4qs]

That "I'm coming mom" in Obama's voice was hilarious

[@justyourlocalbernana1823]

I rarely laugh out loud, but that did it for me xD

[@Shadowkitty360]

im dead☠

[@FlyingImmortal]

That caught me off guard.

[@solutions4200]

People actually find this guy funny? I’m guessing Sam Bee is on your list too?

[@jasonjordan8149]

@@solutions4200 its not like republicans have anybody past that one joke guy.

[@kyamukun76]

4 years. Soooo many crimes. So many indicted around him yet he always seems to get away with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Why do I feel this will happen again?

[@valoredramack9117]

​@shani yan Trump did not declassify them, there is a formal process to do that and if they were declassified then that declassification process would have already been properly recorded and those documents would not still be marked Top Secret. And by the way, even removing declassified government documents is still UNLAWFUL REMOVAL OF PUBLIC RECORDS, so your excuses are irrelevant because no matter how you slice it, Donald Trump broke the law.

[@tiestokygoericprydz3963]

Biden is 50 years of crime No USA media report that Other crimes of Clinton, fauci, pelosi

[@jeffsheppard1077]

Not even a slap…..and never will. LOL!

[@georgecavanaugh8757]

@shani yan What???? The FBI should be allowed to break into your home if something in their is declassified? Yeah, you should vote for the guy who has decimated our country. You real smart!

[@firstnamerequiredlastnameo3473]

What proven crimes?

[@susank580]

Thanks Trevor, for bringing your humor to this sheer insanity 😜

[@ScevenofTwistingNeth]

30 million pages of documents? 30 Million? you couldn't pick a more reasonable number? No, 30 Million.

[@blackoak6798]

Just be glad he didn't say billions

[@JO-zh9kg]

33 million 😂 to b exact

[@ErLeuchten]

they would have hang obama if he just took 3 pages, just saying ,-)

[@Pepperminge_Mononoke]

Let's not forget he hosted multiple nation's "diplomatic" agents at Mar a Lago during his presidency. With an unsecured basement stash..

[@Stuckinabucketagain]

I'll take Saudi arms sale for 2 billion, Alex

[@piratedawggaming9404]

Also, let’s not forget they found a suspected Chinese spy that had taking pictures and had flash drives down at Mar a Lago in the last few years. So there’s that too.😐

[@rhonda5056]

That's right. I forgot about that. Also, there is a tape of him talking on an unsecured phone at a dinner party in Florida with a diplomat about government business.

[@universalalpha7901]

It’s said that in those classified documents there are also information about US agents all around the world.

[@rudeboyjohn3483]

Remember when he was passing the football carrier around for Facebook selfies at Maralago? Yea, that was so long ago. Hard to keep track of it all

[@12.8millionviews5]

Yeah... people "accidentally pack" 26 boxes of documents then "forget" to return 15 of them when specifically asked by the FBI all the time...

[@adrianabarnard6402]

The funniest thing is that by him saying what “Obama also did” he is admitting that he’s guilty

[@jackbo3070]

Excellent point!

[@Mike-lx9qn]

He didn't think it through.

[@cynthiaclark5768]

@@Mike-lx9qn He never thinks anything through. Unfortunately, his followers will believe anything he says.

[@SwiftJustice-ci6pz]

Also saying that, um, so's Barack Osama Bin Laden.

[@tiestokygoericprydz3963]

Obama's third term

[@tina1908]

As a former White House intern, I seriously cannot believe this is happening. While I’m glad we can laugh about it, this is absolutely insane!

[@WyvernYT]

Pretty much every normal person who worked with Trump in the White House came out saying it was "absolutely insane," so this doesn't surprise me as much as I'd wish. Normal presidents don't do this.

[@renejean2523]

Cool job, Tina! What an interesting experience. When was that? Or is that Top Secret?

[@robkemp7291]

Agreed.

[@Dafanatic074]

@Kia Sutu last braincell too

[@vice.nor.virtue]

Oh my gosh, since you have real proper context having worked there this must be likely the most batshit thing you've seen in your life.

[@rashminable]

Also, being in a hurry to pack is usually an excuse for when you accidentally leave things BEHIND. Why would you pack extra stuff if you're in a hurry?!

[@Thortok2000]

Nah, when my ex moved out she took some of my stuff by accident. She had people helping her in order to be done more quickly, and those people didn't exactly know what was hers and what was mine, and she was too rushed to review it all herself. It's a little bit silly for that to happen to a president though.

[@shaunkellison1761]

@@Thortok2000 He literally never said he accidentally packed anything… Every document he took out of the White House is protected under article 2 of the constitution preventing him ever from being prosecuted for taking documents. The constitution is available for everybody to read… How do you not know this?

[@Thortok2000]

@@shaunkellison1761 Tell me you didn't watch the video without telling me you didn't watch the video.

[@marybrown7203]

@@Thortok2000 Silly huh? This was a plan. Whitehouse documents of any kind, don't get mixed up with linens and underwear. The story just goes to show who he speaks to and their level of unconditional love.

[@Thortok2000]

@@marybrown7203 Not exactly sure what you're trying to say. Not sure you understood me, either.

[@quo33]

Come on, who HASN'T actually packed 26 boxes of partly top secret documents when having to move out of the house... it could happen to anyone. 🤣

[@sashalawren598]

I don't ever have to or want to watch the news! Why? Because Trevor tells you the real truth AND entertains you without lies! You are the greatest!

[@auntiepha8343]

Daily Reminder: "Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible - there will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain." - 06/09/2022 Rep. Elizabeth Cheney (R) Wyoming

[@teresabenson3385]

My favorite quote from the hearings. Liz is a national hero.

[@sherriethames6503]

It's not just her colleagues, but every voter that put him in office. Hid character was well known ahead of time.

[@dmpk975]

And the whenever a trump supporter opens their mouth about politics just give them the side eye.

[@jakobtarrasericsson4295]

I'm honestly in agree in here with her. The Republicans either is going to devolve into the Maga Crusaders for the rest of their miserable lives, or have the worst hungover of all time.

[@MyChilepepper]

Thanks for the reminder auntie 👍

[@LeoDragon34]

Not a single one of these excuses is any more credible than “the dog ate my homework” excuse for a 3rd grader to his teacher.

[@ForexG.U.Y]

Obama took 30million govt documents home after his tenure and the FBI Neva raided his home what do u ve to say about dat

[@LeoDragon34]

@@ForexG.U.Y it’s garbage. Not true. Check with the NARA if you want facts, not FOX talking points, or wherever you get your right-wing schill garbage from.

[@inayabhaimerej]

not even better than "a tornado took my homework away"

[@texasgirlmomx2342]

As a mom & former teacher, I just want to vouch for 3rd graders. 👌🥰 They have FAR better excuses than anything I've EVER HEARD from MagaLand. 😂👏😂

[@toonlyrics]

@@texasgirlmomx2342 From a retired teacher, I agree 100%. Not only do 3rd graders have better excuses than the stable genius, they also come up with insults infinitely more intelligent than his.

[@shanedangers]

Trevor Noah is great. a class act journalist who does NOT include bias.. he's not on either side. THIS is true journalism, not foxnews

[@kis4beauty]

This segment is the funniest ish ever....Bravo Trevor! 😂😂😂😂👌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@rwjr7903]

Trump is a national embarrassment 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[@cellphonehistorian1491]

Yes, Biden's Gibberish is not. And Hillary's 55000 pages of emails saved to her personal server got hacked and exposed by Russia is not. No wonder China is rising, because you hypocrites are so dumb.

[@firstnamerequiredlastnameo3473]

Like our "Where am I?" j biden? Your president is an international embarrassment.

[@aayushshrestha9312]

When anyone says nonsense things now; it should be called as trumping.

[@honestdon1772]

that would be defaming nonsense

[@debbiehamilton2935]

You are just “trumping”. We are looking forward to forgetting Trump.

[@rk3229]

@@debbiehamilton2935 😅😅😅

[@jasonbrown3632]

Sooner we can forget tRump and his MAGAts the better...

[@koolaidgadfly5132]

I would call it Drumping.

[@abdulazizal-amri75]

Didn’t know the US can’t arrest criminals 🤔

[@robertmaxwell4056]

Thanks Trevor for being you.

[@The_Mole]

I don't know, but I think the line between being elected president for the second time and going to jail for the rest of your life should be a little less narrow than in the US.

[@ttunacc]

Selective outrage. kzbin.info/www/bejne/paGzmWyrfJdsmbM

[@christabellll]

Best comment!

[@melanielynne0414]

When I quit my government job I mistakenly took my parking pass ID. I was told that if I didn't return it I would have the FBI show up at my door.

[@bodaciousskies]

You're a criminal

[@TRENDING-lk3ke]

That's true, I was the ID

[@Roger-hn9zl]

See the fake profile

[@melanielynne0414]

@@Roger-hn9zl my boss was a d!ck Did u miss that.

[@melanielynne0414]

@@TRENDING-lk3ke my boss was a d!ck. Was that not clear.

[@tonyadams4989]

You are SPOT ON, Trevor!!!

[@diehardorgohard]

Honestly one of your most brilliant, balanced bits yet. Kudos Trev, you’re the best!

[@ekahithatv4332]

🌹🌹

[@firstnamerequiredlastnameo3473]

YOU have extremely low standards.

[@russellng7730]

The last excuse reminds me of the time I overslept on the last day of my vacation.. I had to check out of the hotel in a rush for my flight and accidentally packed the TV and minibar in my luggage.. my bad

[@tech4year]

NAWWW !!!!! 😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏💯💯. But the towels and unopened snacks were secured the night BEFORE, right !??😂😂😂 Too Funny 😂.

[@mangomonkey6938]

Yes. I also, in a rush to get packed before check out time, once packed the TV and the mini bar into my luggage. I am relieved to hear I'm not the only one who's made that mistake.

[@russellng7730]

@@mangomonkey6938 its only a mistake if we get caught...

[@mangomonkey6938]

@@russellng7730 The Book Of Trump

[@richardandrewcrosby3078]

The truth only needs one explanation. Not changing like the wind.

[@richknown]

The image of Rudy Guliani as a bat hanging upside down in the basement of the White House will never leave me! 🤣

[@SkyP1e]

Nothing says "innocent" like changing your story every time you get caught in a lie

[@WanderingExistence]

Or pleading the fifth... “If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” - Donald Trump, 4 years before pleading the 5th 440 times in a single deposition

[@jf4872]

@@WanderingExistence He's also 0-3.

[@jinparksoul]

That technique works well on their audience unfortunately. Throw out 5 different excuses and let the audience chose the one they like the most. They don't care that all of the other excuses they don't believe exist.

[@spikedpsycho2383]

Just to get this straight, we're now supposed to believe that the material Trump had stored in his house was nuclear content so sensitive the FBI waited a year and a half to go get it

[@couragekarnga8735]

The lies are just pathological at this point, I think. Seriously, who in their right mind would believe the story they're trying to sell?

[@ShinyTillDawn]

"I wasn't trying to steal documents! I was trying to steal the election!" This line had me dying!

[@gloriacastillo7262]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mountainguyed67]

Creepy Joe beat him to it.

[@kingjamos2422]

@@mountainguyed67 He stole it from Trump the same way that Trump stole it from Hillary. Having more votes. 😛

[@monicaw22]

@@mountainguyed67 Get Therapy... He Lost🤣

[@tylerhingleton8493]

@@mountainguyed67 Last I checked, the 🍊 🤡 was the one who told his cult followers to vote twice, hired his stooge ,Louis DeJoy, to slow down the mailing process, told the electors to stop the count via Twitter when ballots were still being counted, tried to coerce the Secretary of State to overturn the election results in Georgia, and incited a riot for his supporters to storm the Capitol, so the votes couldn't be certified. I find it amusing all his supporters like to accuse and project onto Biden, while ignoring all the efforts Diaper Don was displaying to steal it for himself.

[@cherylholub3100]

I love Trevor Noah. He can make almost anything funny 🤣

[@firstnamerequiredlastnameo3473]

Especially if you like drinking vinegar all the time.

[@sag1970]

Thank you Trevor!

[@ericharrison7]

Hi. How are you doing. Hope you are fine and staying safe out there?

[@damarisjembere218]

Only way to keep up with news without getting stressed

[@jeremiahbaker6396]

defintely

[@danni1993]

💯

[@MarthaLopez-pf9sr]

Exactly…

[@aazhie]

Trevor and Beau of the 5th column are the guys who get me through the serious stuff. Beau is definitely serious, but he puts things into perspective so calmly.

[@trm4life]

Exactly!

[@jeremyt2212]

What bothers me most is that he's had these documents down there for a year and a half before their being retrieved. How much may he have already put them to use for his benefit without our knowledge?

[@thatfuzzypotato1877]

Im not typically a conspiracy theorist but this one has me feeling a little edgy.

[@MrM1729]

Yeah- why did the Saudi’s give (invest) Jared $2B?

[@PC-xi5iw]

@@MrM1729 yeah and why does hunter have all those international business ties with china?

[@sweett2185]

@@PC-xi5iw PROJECTION AND DEFLECTION.

[@michaelwalker4006]

One thing bothers me, too, with this. How did they not know the documents were missing? And if so dangerous to be beyond their possession, what took eight months, or a year and a half, to go get them?

[@dinabowers3009]

This man is too funny...he's informing us & telling it like it is w/ humor on top 😂👍!

[@lebrandon6555]

The tax evasion joke was fantastic

[@vinnybones313]

There's no excuse for what he's done. I just can't believe anyone still supports him unless they're guilty too.

[@raphaelalexandreyensen6291]

look he has to go, along with his Coconspirators but let's not get into Robespierre territory. It's a lot harder to get blood shed to stop once it starts. Transparency Accountability and Reform are the path forwards. Vengence will create cycles of violence.

[@samlieneck6943]

Or part of a cult.

[@dustingriffey2567]

What has he done?

[@nancychandler3673]

Some of Trumps supporters are not mentally well

[@sweett2185]

@@nancychandler3673 Most trump supporters are not mentally well. It's a cult.

[@davidbergh4716]

Trevor is who we turn to when we need to hear the terrible newsworthy things wrapped in hysterical, blow-softening fashion. Thank you, John and Stephen for starting the trend.

[@hadassah-11]

Agree with you 💯

[@jamesterakazis6624]

Trevor, Stephen and John....The 3 STOOGES DAWG !!!!

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

Jon Stewart did it the best in my opinion but I do like Trevor.

[@Jamzocd]

@@jamesterakazis6624 Ivanka, Don Jr and Eric are the ultimate 3 Stooges with Jared thrown in as Shemp!

[@sthompson2839]

Yes 🙌🏽!

[@PurpleDragonGuy1]

He took them to Mar-A-Lago so that the papers could play golf! LOL 😂😂😂😂

[@kinghenry8615]

let me summarize - 9 hour fishing expedition by 35 agents turned up a big "nothing burger" LOL

[@echostarling84]

I'll take any excuse to have Trevor whip out his Obama impression! It's so spot on! lol

[@lkf8799]

😄

[@siobhanm5764]

His trump ain't half bad either.

[@thetbird.]

This one? "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." - Joe Biden, describing fellow candidate Barack Obama.

[@simondewitt7161]

Its because they are both African. (Of course im joking)

[@butte5359]

@@thetbird. People were talking about Trevors Obama impression and from that you jumped to Biden describing Obama? Did you just confuse Trevor with Biden and impression with describing?

[@TheAngiepangie424]

All of these years, and that’s the first time I’ve ever heard the term, “redcaps.” Kudos Trevor 💋

[@Kozette88]

He didn’t have time to pack. 😂🤣😂Bless his 🧡

[@ab3338]

This is why mental health check up & clearance should be prerequisite for anyone wishing to be an election candidate.

[@rivendeckard7841]

Government is definitely the one to blame here. All they had to do is label the files "Lots of Text and No Pictures" or "Very Boring Administrative Stuff" and Trump would never even come close to touching those documents.

[@stirlingfletcher7040]

Or "Healthy Vegetarian Recipes."

[@gilberthamilton9312]

I mean, that sort of assumes he himself had any interest in or read any of the things he took. He probably just palmed Putin's sweaty, crumpled shopping list off to a crony and told them to fetch.

[@lunaholiday8585]

@@stirlingfletcher7040 Ha!

[@markdaniels7174]

“Books.”

[@lethargogpeterson4083]

Or "documents without Trump's name in them."

[@brianshaker1885]

How do people even still defend this guy?!? He makes Richard Nixon look like a saint.

[@mikekolokowsky]

It’s a cult. They want to show fealty. There are people not even in the Secret Service who would readily take a bullet for him. Repeating anything he says or making excuses for him is standard, reflexive behavior by now.

[@ThoriberoCaroli]

Easier to keep get lied to than accept that you have been lied to... Unfortunally as simple as that. Probably some money and power for those at the top as well.

[@TheRiddlePanda]

You have to have a certain amount of accountability to admit that you were wrong... and you see his base right? It's always but Hilary, but Obama, but Biden, but Hunter.

[@Frode0789]

Absolutely brilliant 😎👍🤗

[@bokani79]

America is such a strange country.

[@voicedurania6667]

At least it's entertaining. Where are you from?

[@serdansur]

Its mind boggling that someone in their right mind can believe a person like trump 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@mikedaugherty5501]

maybe they don’t really BELIEVE trump so much as they don’t believe his enemies

[@nancychandler3673]

But they do Never knew there were so many people detached from reality.

[@clarkthomas354]

Many people really hate to admit they were wrong, many won't admit it! 🤔😮

[@andrewtenorio3871]

Tuff to believe people that don’t like trump, when they voted for Biden and believe his new bill will reduce inflation and 80k irs agents are going to tax the rich.

[@louissimonelli5351]

@Sergio Cameron: It is frightening!

[@ellengrace4609]

Interesting how the “packed in a hurry so I inadvertently packed something I shouldn’t have” is an acceptable excuse for Trump and nuclear documents but not for Brittany and a vape cartridge. Then it’s all “No excuses! She broke the law and deserves to go to prison!”

[@ginagina5452]

I agree, they're hypocrites.

[@Sypherz]

LOL, I bet that's where he came up with that excuse xD

[@IAmLovie]

Funny, like anyone would believe he had to remove legal documents to “work from home” lol, like how did that much work get taken home!? U ever take like 2 years worth of work home?

[@anthonyzullo]

@@ginagina5452 yeah, it's sad because they'd get more respect by just yelling outloud "I support criminals" smh

[@mikedaugherty5501]

@@ginagina5452 i don’t see how it hypocritical. trump is in violation of laws that’s essentially just bureaucratic procedure and i’m sure brittany was aware that marijuana is illegal in russia.

[@etandewret2564]

Very funny and entertaining. I like how Trevor gets you guys excited about ideas and possibilities that never pan out . . . Keep watching this stuff it only helps the gop

[@pedromarquez5430]

Bravo! Full circle! Trevor got it! ¡Tiene de sobra! ¡Bravísimo!

[@patm69037]

I had Top Secret SCI clearance when I was a US Air Force intelligence analyst. It boggles my mind that he thought he could get away with this.

[@austinlim54]

Wait how sensitive are those docs. I mean they are obv sensitive. But how much more sensitive are they

[@arashink]

You do know this is the same guy who said windmills cause cancer, right?

[@Ilidan9]

If they are so top secret that they can only be "read" in secure locations. Then he actually did get away with it in a sense that he had them in private possesion. How long was he in possesion of these files, even a few seconds unatended is enough to copy and upload everything. So interesting to see that having top secret files is not even worth as high treason?

[@Iloveswedes]

@@Ilidan9 He should have been charged with at least sedition for Jan 6. I thought that was treason. This should also be treason.

[@silverjade10]

@@austinlim54 SCI stands for sensitive compartmented information. As in... You must have a top secret clearance to be eligible to know about them, and of the ppl who have one, only a few get "read onto" the program. no one outside that group gets any knowledge about specifics, budgets, missions, locations, resources, etc.

[@RobotoSan]

Less than a month since Trump called Brittany Griner spoiled for packing badly and expecting mercy. Would call it ironic, except irony describes completely unexpected things.

[@MJFallout]

Also, any such subtle irony, rich in finesse, that little je ne sais quoi of humor... would of course be lost on braindead, mouth breathing troglodytes, i.e. trumpists.

[@TayaCmiller]

That's exactly what I thought of when I heard that

[@ttunacc]

Well, mission accomplished. She won't have to hear the national anthem for the next nine years.

[@arcajeth626]

@@ttunacc Do you ever get tired of acting like you get all your arguments and jokes from Bumper stickers.. I think bumper stickers gained sentience and now they are all Trump supporters..

[@ttunacc]

@@arcajeth626 Believe me, I don't understand Biden supporters either... kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKK7c4Wmmr-ir80

[@nooneimportant460]

When I was in the USAF I had a TS/SCI clearance. I was on a TS unit. Taking home TS material is a big big deal. No excuse changes that he is definitely going to see charges for that. That is a massive breach of security. Unacceptable

[@kamarasalamatualie5739]

Thanks for making me understand all this Trump drama...

[@Filmstudent3663]

If they took his passports that means they think he’s a flight risk (obviously), but that also means he’s *definitely* under criminal investigation

[@anilachar323]

Unless he does a Carlos Ghosn escape stunt inside a hollow sound stage speaker, out from Maralagone, into Moscow...

[@bob456fk6]

True. How could he justify having more than one passport? I've traveled all over the world and I only have one.

[@anilachar323]

@@bob456fk6 One expired and full passport. One renewed current passport. One Diplomatic passport, issued when he was POTUS, and never surrendered, because he loves those bric bracs reminding him when he was King.

[@kellydalstok8900]

@@anilachar323 That would have to be a very large speaker. Besides, he’s of no use to uncle Vlad anymore, so the Russians will probably send him back.

[@christafranken9170]

@@bob456fk6 I was wondering the same thing.. is this some kind of American thing? Because I cannot get my new one without surrendering my old one or filing paperwork to declare the old one missing or stolen. The only ways I know of to have more is having a dubble nationality, finding an old passport you have reported missing (making it invalid) or by having a fake one..

[@Jeudaos]

The excuses were mind-numbing before. Now it’s just laughable how unbelievably disconnected from reality they sound.

[@ohheyemmi]

Sorry sir, I think you're in the wrong trial. Depp v Heard ended weeks ago.

[@joeybleu66]

alternative facts never based on either science or logic. Q's would be autocrats keep the coup ongoing.

[@authenticambience4765]

if the documents were so important, why did garland "deliberate" for weeks before doing the raid, and why was the raid not till three days after the warrant was signed?

[@tomstarcevich1147]

Trump 2024 🇺🇸 👍

[@onequestion2059]

And he knows thirty percent of republicans believe him, and the rest are willing to ignore truth and dismiss logic because they live in fear. Fear of Trump, fear of looking foolish, and fear of change.

[@kathrynnicolau8513]

How trump even left the White House with anything other than his own belongings , that’s insane! And obviously way above a security breach, like why is he not in jail? WHY?

[@smooth122]

How can us citizens still buy his BS?! Hahaha

[@mind_of_a_darkhorse]

The shifting excuses keep on coming! That is the sign of a guilty mind!

[@ttunacc]

Is he guilty? kzbin.info/www/bejne/monbf2ScfZKIbtU

[@gamepapa1211]

Awww! Even after all these years, the Orange Clown is still thinking about Obama! Now that's true love, people!

[@lanceamillion]

I enjoy your show Trevah!!! You sounded just like Donald Trump and Barack Obama!😃😃😂😆

[@thierryalbert2228]

Merci beaucoup Trevor. A great show again 👍👍👍👍

[@cc1k435]

"Top secret, and you're never supposed to take it out of this room to keep in your Florida golf club." It's a very specific classification we need from now on, it seems. 🙄

[@jeffryphillipsburns]

Even if the material really had been declassified (as obviously it had not been), it wouldn’t have made the slightest difference for the three crimes the F.B.I. Is investigating. It would still constitute a violation of the Espionage Act and obstruction of justice.

[@samlieneck6943]

but that only includes a golf club in Florida, I can already see the excuses.

[@NovaSaber]

I'm pretty sure "can only be viewed where they're kept and not removed by anyone" is already what the "Top Secret SCI" classification means.

[@cc1k435]

@@NovaSaber Yep, but evidently the instructions were still somehow too vague. 😆

[@John_Fx]

The sauna was designated a SCIF. Of course

[@twix7745]

Haven’t you people listened what Trump is telling you? Every time he says what people are doing is exactly what he will do or did. He’s been “projecting” for most of his life.

[@ttunacc]

Like how democrats have been calling for violence the last four years? Like how democrats called him an illegitimate president? Like how democrats told 'the big lie' and said the election was stolen by the russians?

[@goldflo91]

@@janinegrey6937 And there are still "patriots" who want him back at the White House and continue his game with classified documents 🤦‍♂️

[@norahyland2963]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jomamacita1318]

yeah like russia russia russia FOO

[@dianaminnick8003]

Think you are talking about the democrats in office, The Russia hoax etc.

[@celestialwarriorking5643]

How is this guy still walking free? If that was you or me, they would bury us in some black-site prison.

[@gailaltschwager7377]

Thank you!

[@katsong3302]

The ‘safe’ was in a room next to the main pool. Remember a couple of years ago when the secret service there stopped a Chinese SPY from sneaking in, she had camera etc. and said “I’m only going for a swim.” Really we have no idea, docs found in three different areas, whether anyone copied, took pics, or if some are missing/sold as the close camera tv surveillance shows the boxes were moved in and out of rooms.

[@dannykumite]

She was a smoke decoy. While the real spy,a white guy, did the work.

[@inayabhaimerej]

hmmmm

[@jessicamadere]

The Obama voice saying, "Coming, ma!" is the best. That made me happy.

[@splender88]

Just keep throwing something at the wall hoping it will stick it sure hasn't so far for me!

[@debbieday52]

I still think taking work related documents home as some sort of "souvenir" from your former job would be weird. Why?

[@edwinnakamura1726]

I like presidents who doesn’t commit treason!!

[@bricefleckenstein9666]

One can argue that the last of those was Ike. And I'm not sure about HIM.

[@Vincer]

Thats a low low bar. You saying you like 99.9% of presidents

[@brandonpieroni5536]

@@Vincer technically 98%

[@kaosaechao56]

Which one in history?

[@eskurian8565]

I love how absurd the claims get. For instance, 33 million pages of documents at their most compact would be the same volume as 13.200 boxes of printing paper, or 330 pallets of the stuff. Obama might have needed a few additional moving trucks. (-;

[@gryzlaw]

Was looking for this comment...

[@savvivixen8490]

Thank you for pointing out the flaming absurdity of this claim. 😮‍💨

[@steve-ph9yg]

The 33 million non-classified documents the the National Archives put in it’s Chicago storage facility.

[@Iloveswedes]

And no only this, but I doubt 33 million pages exist within the whole of the White House itself. I also doubt that this would have been moved by anybody without someone questioning it.

[@steve-ph9yg]

@@Iloveswedes the documents are real and we’re handled in the proper manner the unclassified went to the Chicago facility and the classified went to a special facility in Washington DC no hassle no big deal.

[@MarioGarcia-hw4lm]

Travor you're an awesome 👌 big boy!!!

[@maddawg7142]

This stuff had me in tears too funny 😂🤣😂😭😂🤣😂😂

[@mischiefpwns]

How Trump hasn't been arrested yet is mind blowing.

[@Kodanikage]

He’s rich, well known, old, and white in America, one of these alone wouldn’t be enough to do it, but all 4 can buy an obscene amount of leniency.

[@JoseMendoza-uf9wb]

Where is the evidence to get him in jail, it is just Pelosi and Obama's lips running!

[@Misses-Hippy]

It is embarrassing.

[@keesdevreugd9177]

they probably fear a civil war.

[@BootlegProductionsOnline]

@@Kodanikage Weinstein, Epstein, arresting of the rich and obscene isn’t always 💯 unseen. Though he has already set the law dodging bar on a level I never thought possible, well beyond those two. So 🤷‍♂️ I stopped holding my breath.

[@srhucklebuck]

It's sad how crazy people are defending him and make up any excuse they can

[@iamjustkiwi]

I don't really like whataboutism, but it's like...imagine if ANY democrat did the same thing. Conservatives would be out for blood. This is Hillary's emails times a thousand and suddenly it's all not a big deal. Nothing matters to them, only that they win.

[@obinator9065]

Insane brain gymnastics

[@infiniterecursion6963]

Its a talent we all share. Everyone makes excuses, whether its for why we dont work out or eat healthy or how we lie to ourselves and say that other people are always the problem but not us. We all live in denial to a certain extent

[@owenwilcox66]

@@infiniterecursion6963 well said, and I agree, but this case is putting the whole country at danger. It's scary that people still want to vote for him

[@hhasslinger9601]

@@owenwilcox66 You don't think it's scary that people want to vote for Biden?

[@drewbola]

There is something higher than Top Gun. His name is TOPPER HARLEY!

[@TadashiYasahiro]

“I’m coming mom!” That part took me out! 🤣🤣

[@DavidSiebert]

There are levels above TSCI TSCSI + polygraph for one. Also NO! You do not take Secret, TS, or TSSCI work home with you. That is called a big felony! Heck you do not even take it out of the SKIF.

[@MeerkatADV]

Not really above, just different levels of TS and more related to the specific program or compartment.

[@MambaBlackOP]

My apologies for correcting you but it's called a SCIF.

[@Everettel]

I hope this goes to court so they can run these silly excuses by a judge.🤣

[@kloften6792]

Everettel - He'll just plead the 5th.

[@cometstyles3772]

might end up on Judge Judy :P

[@GR8APE69]

He'll be going to prison over this one. Donald Trump has demonstrated to his colleagues that he'd let them die if it suited him. From calling Mike Pence a cowardly traitor on Twitter whild the J6 crowd was already chanting to hang Mike Pence, and how these classified documents possibly putting the lives of people in danger, either through nuclear proliferation or by identifying spies. And Merrick Garland, the AG in charge of this case has personal beef with Trump that even though he should be impartial as a prosecutor, I'll be glad to see Garland get even. Remember, Merrick Garland was nominated by Obama to be a Supreme Court Justice. Upon accepting the nomination he started to weep tears of joy and said that his becoming a Supreme Court Justice is the defining honor of his entire life, surpassed only by his love for his wife. The way the Republicans stole that Supreme Court nomination away from Garland, plus the humiliation he must have felt after having expressed his overwhelming emotion was probably a life defining moment for him and I can only imagine the resentment that must course through his veins after that. Merrick Garland inspires real confidence in me of the DOJ which I have not felt in years.

[@lirrajae12]

I Love Trevor!!

[@TtTtRrAaAaCCcYyY]

I love you Trevor Noah! You are in the best.

[@Kindness808]

Trevor, thank you for helping us navigate total insanity for years now. It must be heavy and exhausting to keep bringing us the facts and keeping it light.

[@timmyhipbird7543]

must be hard to find opinion that sounds like facts.

[@scotblair3717]

This is pretty frightening that you are relying upon partisan comedians for your "facts"!

[@Kindness808]

@@scotblair3717 Hi, Scot! Interestingly...I didn't say that this is what I "rely upon for facts." You said that. Not me. See how that's different? I was remarking about him bringing facts in an entertaining way. As, I assume you watch a propaganda news channel...it's interesting to hear your thoughts on the subject.

[@Kindness808]

@@timmyhipbird7543 And yet Fox makes a business out of it. ;-)

[@timmyhipbird7543]

@@Kindness808 no they make NEWS out of facts not fiction like the left does.

[@colleenbraun5792]

The president has NO authority to declassify nuclear documents per the Atomic Energy Act of 1948 and '54. This guy was selling this information.

[@lebisque9194]

Or paying off all those foreign debts...

[@NathanielRileyJames23]

7:58 “Uh, Coming, Mom.” 🤣🤣😂😂

[@moonman239]

When I rush and pack at the last minute, sometimes I too accidentally pack top-secret documents and forget about it until I'm called out on it.

[@Manacra13]

Does anyone else remember when your mom caught you in a lie that you didn’t do your homework or stayed up all night playing games or watching TV, and you came up with so many excuses on the spot you started to contradict yourself and now you were in more trouble for trying to lie? Just me?

[@michelejohnson1001]

The dog ate my homework, but we don't have a dog 😢

[@robinbryant7748]

I remember

[@angelacrabtree2847]

Not really no. I have a history of insomnia and don't sleep much otherwise. As long as I didn't wake them up and got around in the morning it was fine. I never had trouble with that. we didn't have cable and I never got into video games. I did on occasion stay up all night reading. Sometimes you just can't find a stopping point, loose track of time and the next thing you know your alarm clock is demanding to be fed. Pets make the best alarm clocks.

[@kleuafflatus]

@@michelejohnson1001 or, you could spread peanut butter on your homework and leave it in the park for an hour or 2, might work better that way 🤣

[@kelkabot]

@@kleuafflatus It made me smile to think of a dog discovering that homework!

[@mesmartgnome]

SCI= Specially Compartmentalized Information. It is not supposed to leave the facility it is held in unless completely declassified.

[@MeerkatADV]

Sensitive Compartmented Information, and everything else you said is incorrect.

[@mesmartgnome]

@@MeerkatADV as someone who had a TS clearance, you’re wrong.

[@kiraina25]

I believe it's "secure", but yes. It's sometimes called "codeword classified" I think - it's a special section _within_ Top Secret where you only get to even look at it if you're "read into" that compartment. "Need to know basis" essentially. For example, if I have a Top Secret clearance, that wouldn't actually let me look at, say, documents on a collaborative project with Mossad (why does that sound familiar?) unless I were actually involved in some way with that collaboration; that information would be TS/SCI and restricted to people who are actually related to and need to know that information.

[@MeerkatADV]

@@mesmartgnome I've held a TS since I was 17 and performed security clearance and counterintelligence investigations. TS/SCI, SAP, and other classified information can be transported and transmitted between SCIFs and is every single day. To say that it cannot leave the facility it is held in is patently false. And it is Sensitive Compartmented Information. If you hold a TS you should be doing training twice a year on that fact.

[@MeerkatADV]

@@kiraina25 you're referring to what is typically referred to as SAP (Special Access Program), where in most cases two names are given to the program, one of which is itself classified, and in highly sensitive cases changes on a regular basis. You need an SCI clearance as well as a need to have knowledge of the program before you would be read in on the compartment or program in question. Generally speaking a very small number of people have full visibility on a SAP project.

[@preciouslyunhinged]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way he said trump might want to escape to mexico,karma is a b.....

[@frenchmansfury8022]

Trevor freaking out over causal finitism was hilarious😂

[@truthsquestions1532]

"He's the guy that wants to build the wall. Now he's the guy might want to sneak into Mexico. Karma is a bi*ch!" THATS A HARD PUNCH LINE! 😅🤣😂 I can't stop laughing 😆

[@stellabailey2449]

Me either

[@e-spy]

that was awesome! Just the mental picture alone!

[@truthsquestions1532]

@@e-spy lol 😆 literally

[@MassageDiaries]

Made my 🌃

[@marionabbott7173]

Let's hope he and his kind never finish their wall. Not only do walls keep others out, but they also keep people in...remember the Berlin wall?

[@kitkami]

No division of justice here. I'm sure if one of us stole top secret documents we would be free and complaining online about it too...

[@cellphonehistorian1491]

Yes we all walk away like Hillary Clinton

[@sweett2185]

@@cellphonehistorian1491 PROJECTION & DEFLECTION. FOCUS.

[@reddragon7762]

@@cellphonehistorian1491 very true. and she wasnt even president and her private server was able to be accessed via WiFi. i trust papers in trumps basement more than a server in hilarys.

[@scytheseven9173]

The warrant doesn't actually have anything to do with the documents being confidential-since the President does have broad declassification authority, he can claim to have declassified the material before taking it, though it's nonsensical to "declassify" something without telling anyone because the rest of the government will still treat it as classified. The warrant concerns government documents that he lied about having-whether they're classified isn't relevant, the problem is lying to the Federal government.

[@longforgotten4823]

@@scytheseven9173 that also kind of ignores the fact that there is a legal federal process for declassifying information from the presidency. You can’t just pick something up, take it Home, and then decided it is declassified. That is not how it works.

[@dkman123]

SCI: Secret Covering Icing. It's like the icing on your top layer of cake.

[@ambesa1]

that former administration is the biggest national security threat.

[@toddr33]

RED CAPS! that’s the first I’ve heard referring to Maga hats. Love it.

[@garygibson4845]

Brilliant reporting that kept me laughing about a serious situation. Thank you Trevor for your wit and wisdom. ✌️🇺🇸😂😂😂

[@lfstudio1333]

Hilarious but saddening at the same time! Donald has turned this country into a soup sandwich!!! He has to be held accountable for this country to begin to heal, rebuild and reunite!

[@johnhalverson1133]

Im afraid the "but but but what about the Hillary and Hunter Biden excuse" won't hold up anymore Donnie. How bout DEM apples??

[@rporche2600]

The most fun is the fact that they keep coming up with a different lie or excuse everyday

[@kellizafer9828]

And the new excuse totally contradicts the previous one!

[@arcturionblade1077]

Gish Gallup at its finest.

[@brunomeral7885]

Donnie's biggest lie ever: he wanted to READ them.... LOL (or maybe this is special comic editions, just for him)