Fallout from Donald Trump's P***ygate Scandal: The Daily Show

Donald Trump's presidential campaign reels after a 2005 video surfaces in which he boasts about sexually assaulting women.
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[@mawuwus]

I STILL can not believe Trump got away with saying this.

[@emotionscomeandgo]

Who cares... #maga... It was in private.... so many years ago.

[@pierreseaton2795]

Mawish Rahman he's got connections.

[@nishhnishh1088]

Your a muslim...muslim women used to this

[@ronsdad3736]

@@nishhnishh1088 Damn truth, but they actually get raped not just words

[@burntpieceoftoast4148]

@@emotionscomeandgo You're totally fine with our PRESIDENT promoting sexual assault? Not just that, but allllll the other repugnant things he continues to say and do. You're okay with that?! Do you have children? He's the last person I'd ever want my children to strive to be or be like. He's a disgrace to this country. #makethepresidentrespectableagain

[@DemonDarakna]

"The Trump tape shouldn't offend you on behalf of females. It should offend you as a human being." This guy just won me as a loyal watcher of his show.

[@Sofia-kx3ft]

@Emily Faust i think a cat could run for president and do better than trump tbh

[@celina8331]

On behalf of both.

[@starsaregrrreat]

same

[@kadeelacayo4806]

Emily Faust ya unfortunately he can’t , he wasn’t born in the US lol

[@emilyfaust2499]

@@kadeelacayo4806 Damn. Thanks for breaking my hopes, my dream, my trust, and my little bit of sanity (>.

[@imanrizwan2090]

Up until I watched this video, I laughed at Trevor Noah’s jokes, but when I saw his face change into full seriousness and that he really meant every word, that made me realize he was a good person. He’s my hero.

[@stephensocolow682]

dude same.

[@ansh0133]

You need better heroes.

[@taekwondopanda4581]

This guy is totally serious and himself highly offended by the words the big T said. It shows on his face...

[@dozhadeville444]

U just realized he was a good person??? Wtf is wrong with your eyes?

[@Daniel-lb3lj]

Thank you anime my boy

[@mateoblumenthal9316]

It’s so depressing that this literally changed nothing

[@karthikayanedathodathu1337]

Yeah, I am glad that T*****p is American and I am not an American

[@ysmaboy]

Hahahaha you freaking snowflake

[@funpersonakaebw1110]

@@ysmaboy So not wanting the president to violate peoples' privacy and condone sexual crimes is being a snowflake? Now I want you to answer one question: Do you wear a mask? It might seem off topic but please answer.

[@quandangle9397]

@@funpersonakaebw1110 we all know he doesn't, he's not a "sheep" xD

[@reincarN8ed]

"The Trump tape shouldn't offend you on behalf of females; it should offend you as a human being." Preach, Trevor, preach!

[@tuckerbowen4626]

My theory is that they knew that Trump was probably watching so they were trying to explain the basic concept of sympathy to him

[@nobullshiit5682]

BUILD THE GREAT WALL OF AMERICA AND HELP STOP PEOPLE VIOLENCE !!!!!!!!!!....................THIS IS ACTUALLY HILLARY CLINTON TYPING AND I AM ENDORSING MY SECRET LOVER DONALD WHO USE TO GRAB MY PUSSEE WITH HIS WARM BIG HAND WHEN EVER HE GOT THE CHANCE BEFORE WE RAN AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR THE PRESIDENCY THAT IS, AND I BECAME BITTER. IM SORRY EVERYONE PLEASE VOTE MY BOO DON FOR 2020

[@chocolatecharley99]

@@nobullshiit5682 Look at the "Bill Clinton and James Patterson" interview on the daily show. Bill Clinton speaks about immigration and seeking asylum policies through the past presidencies.

[@chocolatecharley99]

@@nobullshiit5682 Most immigrants come over by plane, not on foot. Some "visit", but never leave the U.S. The majority don't come over dramatically on foot, so the wall is a waste of money. And wasn't Mexico going to pay for it? Why spend U.S. citizen tax dollars, without their permission, to build an unbelievably expensive wall that is not even efficient?

[@chocolatecharley99]

@@nobullshiit5682 P.S. It sounds to me like you have that "sexually humiliate women in power" kink. -Which is gross and I don't know why there are so many kinks that men have that include humiliating, abusing, beating, emotionally abusing (saying slut/cunt or racial slurs if she is a woman of color), and even raping (which can get dangerous if they pursue that kink as "roleplay" until they eventually want to do the real thing and traumatize). I ask you, how can you have any self respect? Probably, by your OWN definition, you are a slut/thot/thirsty/creep. In that case, you shouldn't be president or in any position of power, because you're "hormonal" and have no self control or discipline.

[@NickXtreme23]

I still don't get how this was not the end of Donald like come on people.

[@JonDGAF]

CAUSE TRUMP KEEPS SHIT REAL.

[@CrystalFlames]

because trump supporters can push anything aside for their agenda.

[@kage131]

@Sassy Lassy Pam thats funny, thats the same thing the Russians said. oh wait....🤔🤔

[@nobullshiit5682]

BUILD THE GREAT WALL OF AMERICA AND HELP STOP PEOPLE VIOLENCE !!!!!!!!!!....................THIS IS ACTUALLY HILLARY CLINTON TYPING AND I AM ENDORSING MY SECRET LOVER DONALD WHO USE TO GRAB MY PUSSEE WITH HIS WARM BIG HAND WHEN EVER HE GOT THE CHANCE BEFORE WE RAN AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR THE PRESIDENCY THAT IS, AND I BECAME BITTER. IM SORRY EVERYONE PLEASE VOTE MY BOO DON FOR 2020

[@common_undead]

@Sassy Lassy Pam evidence of the OP defending her? Or did you assume that he/she is a libtard who is blind to what the party does. What Bill Clinton did was horrible. But that doesn't excuse what Trump says and does. If that were the case, any country leader could literally go "well, what about Hitler..." and proceed to nuke their own country and slaughter their own citizens. Here's Trump's profile: sleezbag who inherited wealth from his father (who stole it btw), ran multiple failed buisnesses, declared Bankruptcy 3-6 times, thought it was a good idea to start a morgage company on the brink of the house market and bank crisis, has 2 failed marriges, sexually assaults women, has his children working in his administration, without any qualification, constantly attacks the free press, believe the word of brutal dictators over his own intelligence community, praises dictators all over the world, let's the death of an American PR by the Saudi government slide, gives a tax cut to the rich and through trade wars, makes it difficult for the average american, separates children at the border, advocates for torture, says deranged things like we should arm school teachers (because that'll somehow totally stop gun violence), is accused of marital rape, sleeps with pornstars and then pays them off, selects cabinet members and secretaries on the basis of how fat a check they cashed into his organization, refuses to have any scientific knowledge or engage with any viewpoint that is not his own, shuts down the government for over a month to rant for a border wall of a manufactured crisis, calls hurricane relief a big success when 3000 Americans are killed from it, loses respect for the US all over the world.... And somehow he's the best president that you have ever seen? Gimme a break. (bringing up Obama is not an argument, should anyone chose to reply, cause the talk is over defending Trump, even after he says the unthinkable and the indefensible)

[@divyanjalii]

AND YALL STILL VOTED FOR HIM

[@minecrafteros06]

It's fucking amazing how ppl still voted for him, have you seen the creepy shit he said about Lindsay Lohan

[@bobbiegreen3985]

Not ME!!!

[@divyanjalii]

@@minecrafteros06 omfg yes i saw it i really cant imagine how he is even running for the next one let alone people are voting for him

[@divyanjalii]

@• Love you • majority kinda did vote for him thats why he won lol

[@legacy756]

And he will still win 2020

[@hijack69]

Remember when we all taught this would destroy Trump's chances of winning presidency. Lol

[@tamaracleef2967]

Absolutely! Compare the sh!$t he's saying on the daily on tv, Twitter etc to this video...Still ridiculously offensive and totally wrong, but damn....smh...Minniapolis, George Floyd, RIP, Corona virus, science, Insuline...just to name a few from this freaking weeks🤦🏽‍♀️

[@annekearns9123]

That would have been so nice :(((

[@mihirkagalkar8349]

How are people numb to this shit

[@sanjeetnarayan5555]

What’s sad is that some women probably think this is okay.

[@doglady9334]

He's NO John Stewart.....But he's TREVOR NOAH! This young man owns this show now. LOVE HIM

[@EfonEkpo]

Tammie Heazlit that's true. initially, people were bashing him. I believe that with time, he felt more comfortable and did stuff his way

[@marionavarro6085]

Trevor Noah is Disgusting to the fullest. Should be in a trash can

[@DaFrenchOne]

Mario Navarro in a trash can with Trump.... right???

[@kitkatmeowbark3941]

And she's being preyed upon by Predator Trump himself

[@ssgollyg]

But yet you keep tuning in you MUPPET

[@LePetitDoll]

I love Trevor. He calls it like it is.

[@samd8914]

True!

[@jackbotman]

That's why he is John Stewarts predecessor

[@carultch]

Successor, not predecessor. Jon Stewart is Trevor's predecessor.

[@jackbotman]

carultch hahahaha I know, a few minutes after I wrote it I realize it XD, couldn't find the post to fix it :P

[@riozz90]

how does he call it like it is? He completely ignores all the shady stuff that Hillary does. Cmon.

[@gabyo5806]

The line that scares me the most is “you can do anything” Actually, no you can’t

[@johnporkthe3rd51]

Unless ur part of the elite 1% lol

[@dozhadeville444]

Gaby O Yea with money the devil can become President...

[@baka3305]

"no you can't" "Yes he can"-Corrupt Ass Senate

[@jayborden4420]

I love how you omit the part where he says "THEY LET YOU DO IT".

[@bereketyisehak5584]

@@dozhadeville444 Talk about Michael Bloomberg then

[@taylorhoward443]

What’s sad is that some women probably think this is okay.

[@HT-pl8du]

in one of Jordan's segments of fingers the pulse, he spoke with a woman who was wearing a shirt that said "he can grab me by the" with an arrow pointing down. really sad

[@mariastarake2108]

@@HT-pl8du disgusting bruh

[@Deepak-tp5pl]

Yeah they are brainwashed to think it's okay.

[@mariahbrickley8075]

Most of the country thinks everything he says and does is ok just pathetic

[@rohanshende4338]

cry more woman, and do the dishes after

[@benwasserman8223]

How does one defend Trump over something this blatantly disgusting?

[@LinkinPark4ever79]

Ben Wasserman Cuz Trump supporters

[@emeraldkat2167]

I keep asking that question, but its so indefensible... And I was asking this even before any of this happened. I might understand one bad slip of the tongue, but he's had far too many to excuse as all the racism and sexism as just that.

[@Jay3rrd]

Ben Wasserman by being hypocrites. It's the only way haha

[@kingsleyzissou1120]

By being a typical alt-right Republican

[@longtail4711]

Same way they've been doing it since last year. Just by ignoring facts.

[@alex-fs9yt]

"it shouldn't offend you on behalf of women, it should offend you as a human being" yes Trevor

[@chelsearuby6071]

Set a reminder to watch live at 8p ET: President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris are expected to deliver remarks after CBS News projected that they will win the election. kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2mxkqV5gatop6s

[@JaydevRaol]

👍

[@okumhlophe]

About 2 years later and this is still overlooked.

[@melodyhaviland9393]

Ephraim Mhlophe i know!!! like how the fuck did he get elected

[@davie9944]

jane haviland yeah it’s crazy!

[@hijack69]

@@melodyhaviland9393 America has a good sense of humour

[@lking1540]

No one cares, clinton got a. B. J. In office.

[@thetavibes9021]

@@melodyhaviland9393 People were fed up with the establishment. Pretty obvious.

[@renuyannam7473]

How the hell is this guy still our president.

[@michaeljordan6074]

Idk how tf he didn't get impeached. The only reason he is still in office is because his supporters hate the same people that he hates.

[@mrcv1999]

@@michaeljordan6074 cause its all a hoax thats why

[@falconfan1324]

The Marc's Show like how the coronavirus was a democratic hoax

[@neutralgenius25]

@@falconfan1324 Cause the talk wasn't as bad as yall thought. We was saying worse in 2005 on xbox live

[@imdunwithyu4027]

Neutral Genius doesn’t matter. first of all it’s a video game and your with friends joking about less serious stuff. you weren’t a government official or an adult.

[@jimfrank135]

you and your writers are smart as hell

[@EmmanuelMannyNsanga]

I agree

[@ikodum]

Double agree!!!

[@experiencelife9353]

I totally agree

[@Lyw1234567890]

/ Spezialist \ ???? Something on tv doesn't align with your opinions perfectly and you start calling it irrelevant slurs. Real smart, honestly

[@Monkeyshaman]

+/ Spezialist \ Your candidate hasn't figured out doors. I'd tell you to either go home or get out and get some fresh air but I'm not sure your qualified. I get why you need guns now.

[@somanytakennames]

I'm willing to bet if Obama had said those things, all the Trump defenders would calling for his head on a plate. Hell, if Obama had his tie on wrong they'd write an essay on how that makes him unfit to be president.

[@almishti]

Damn right. Remember how they practically wanted to impeach him and throw him in prison for saluting US military personnel while holding a cup of motherfucking coffee?

[@somanytakennames]

Kat Karsecs I'd love to see one try and coherently explain how it's different if Obama says it.

[@mytruth0429]

somanytakennames Ahem....to put it bluntly I'm sure they are making the not so subtle suggestion that most of the country is occupied by racist hypocrites. Just in case you missed it.

[@Steelmage99]

Well, it seems that a dwindling, but not insignificant, percentage of the population is indeed supporting and is willing to vote for just such a man.

[@michaelgonzalez7240]

All Obama did was not wear a lapel pin with the US flag and the whole conservative movement felt deeply ashamed and embarrassed. But Trump can grab their cat and that just Trump being Trump.

[@hikingandhermitcrabs]

Trump literally makes me nauseous.

[@barriemae8331]

He gives me brain damage

[@E.emmy.mfj05]

how to change my profile ? Same

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

He looks like he smells stupid.

[@nelsonlourenco3781]

Get a soy boy

[@thetavibes9021]

Like Biden and his daughter? Lol

[@arubasultan4903]

His satire is just amazing, we seriously need that kind of people in India who have courage enough to criticise government openly. 🇮🇳

[@misashabnam9254]

Akash Banarjee Aka The deshbhakt. Checkout his channel.

[@adityasingh2537]

@@misashabnam9254 Aakash is 🔥. Also check out 'Soch'

[@misashabnam9254]

@@adityasingh2537 😊, yeah I do follow Soch.

[@starlord6073]

Boi, i aint going to pakistan

[@afk5979]

Yea but I don't think any person in the indian government has said stuff like trump has..right.

[@francesco8000]

You know what's the funniest part of this story? After many months Ted Cruz finally endorsed Trump and jumped on the Trump boat....and now everyone else is going away before it sink. That guy is such a failure that he lose even after he already lost.

[@Dexios_Divine]

good, fuck his blood. All this terrorist shit got blown out of proportion because of his family being in office, doubt he would've been any different from them

[@SolarLiner]

This is even worse than Trump's 2007 "invest in the housing market" call.

[@ethandarru100proof6]

Francesco Mexicans

[@AwesomeJudaline]

I know! Honestly, the guy's probably on suicide watch now. He has nothing at all, not even the fake moral high ground he's been trying so hard to cling to. Have you heard his statements since then? He's OUTRAGED - that the tape wasn't released sooner.

[@robdieseldiesel8960]

l was thinking the same thing!! lol poor ted...

[@lot-lothermosura4644]

I love how Trevor says you don’t have to be a woman or have any relation to a woman to understand them, you just need to be a decent human being.

[@cofii-beanie]

ThAts cause Trevor speaks the truth

[@tiffanymaeuy5869]

So far, this is the best of The Daily Show and Trevor Noah. 'How to be a human being'; it's right here, right in this episode, all in ten minutes and fifty one seconds.

[@NiklasKontio-bs5zd]

So the left wing populist is decent, but support sexualising and indoctornating children? Very decent.. yes

[@calvaryfenate]

"it should offend you as a human being" 👏👏

[@48grainsoffreedom]

And yet, he got elected. And yet, he is still here. And yet, people are still ok to vote for him. And yet, none of the Republicans who shamed him, parted ways with him. And yet, he may even be President of USA again. I am at loss of words...

[@hijack69]

Maybe the left is doing something terribly wrong then that they're okay with him as president

[@tanushreevaidya6757]

@@hijack69 any sane human wouldn't vote for him

[@Mina-hn3ms]

And yet he’s Winning the election

[@sdk547]

@@Mina-hn3ms Finally people woke up

[@48grainsoffreedom]

@@Mina-hn3ms did he really? If he wins, its fair. If he loses, its crooked. Definitely not worth it.

[@fridafrancisco2753]

this guy is handsome, hilarious and excellent.

[@aliciar3468]

Frida Francisco ..lkr my dream man!...lol

[@curiousone2751]

aww thank you girls, I know I am. :P

[@fruitypicks4167]

and probably paid by Hillary

[@niggasbetripping481]

+fruity picks he never supports Hillary plus anything is better than Trump... This guy is a hillarious stand up comedian from South Africa. been in the game for 5+years now

[@fruitypicks4167]

he clearly supports hillary by not mentioning any of her many scandals, yet blasts Trump for saying pussy in one of his latest videos .... go check out the latest wikileaks yourself, HRC has big parts of the media in her pocket ...

[@Nicolalejandra.v97]

I'm so impressed how Trevor speaks his mind, he talks reason. He knows the frustration of dealing with a joke that has been took too far.

[@rosemariehenry7042]

Nicol Velasquez

[@charlkoorts1958]

He is a puppet. Imagen he was right wing. oh My. All the scandals.. Bill Clintons son.

[@HenryDube72]

we're all puppets Charl, you're also a puppet of what you're defending, wouldn't you say?

[@dantedrakien8129]

Yeah, not only that, but he also differs the tension with humor. He's one of my ideal comedians.

[@projectjt3149]

So what about his predecessor Jon Stewart?

[@vinnyk.9670]

Pre-election: I cannot look my daughter in the face if I support this man. Post-election: I support this man no matter what he does. Amazing how their spines vanished after he became president.

[@TerryPratchettFan]

Interesting how the same Senators with daughters and granddaughters are defending trump as if their lives depends on it.

[@abhishekdas8313]

Ok boomer. Now shit in streets🙃

[@shwetadash9401]

@@abhishekdas8313 Ok incel, now go learn some basic grammar.

[@mississipi1103]

Probably because they have the same morals ... None. 😔

[@billymilly2164]

You're correct. Its embarrassing to be an American

[@tuhimerameraa1]

@@billymilly2164 don't worry... Good days will come.. Trump is the worst president in the history of America... But I really hope the country revives after he's no longer president.. Oh how I long for that day..

[@nbenefiel]

I am a woman. I am not a person because of my connection to a man,not my husband, my father or my son.I am a female human being

[@Jan-vv1zk]

Nancy Benefiel hello Nancy

[@lounajushpe4906]

Nancy Benefiel preach

[@spokanevalleyfreeway1521]

You go girl! Females are awesome!

[@JoseCruz-kd4nt]

YASSSS!!!

[@marloyorkrodriguez9975]

You ain't some baby making machine you tell them

[@javierd2403]

There's no way to defend someone from this. However, trump supporter logic, you can always defend yourself by mentioning Bill Clinton or Hillary.

[@betterknownrealmwithjonahg6897]

Exactly!

[@nialg202]

Or Beyonce

[@IceColdProfessional]

He's white. Defense rests.

[@thekub32]

jay Seifert I am genuinely confused after reading your comment. All I have to say is that I was being sarcastic in my earlier comment and I DO know that Bill isn't running for POTUS. Also I disagree with what you said that EVERYONE cares about Trump's ignorance. Not everyone. Certainly not his blind supporters.

[@agentsmith2513]

You forgot the #sarcasm

[@nels7347]

From a 5 year old through a 19 year-old I have played hockey baseball football and soccer I have never spoken like that in my life nor have I heard speech like that

[@funpersonakaebw1110]

Good. I hated that they called it locker room talk. Especially since even if that was normal, it's still not okay! Condoning sexual assault should not be normal!

[@tessiesmith3926]

So many years later, still makes me sick

[@wasanaanuradha5527]

This disgusts me

[@aaronbono4688]

"What locker rooms are you hanging out in?" Answer: Republican ones.

[@yourewrong9284]

Ya the good old Republican locker room. Because that's totally a thing.

[@evanblake5252]

I can't help but think that Carson doesn't understand the difference between some dumb sex jokes guys make in a locker room and Trump's exchange with his bus buddy and the woman with them.

[@silentweaponsforquietwars6929]

don't drop the soap

[@krow7402]

He was a Democrat 11 years ago.

[@aaronbono4688]

Krow That's a great point. God I wish there was a party out there worth following.

[@BeGummi]

and I actually waited the whole weekend for this. THANK YOU THE DAILY SHOW!

[@mermaidmoon2254]

I thought I was the only one!!!

[@TheMelonFarmers123]

Ringo Brat lol me too

[@Codiliabra]

Forreal! I was pumped.

[@tobiasbach5872]

Ringo Brat me to

[@MsGrapeNehi]

Me, too. One of the first things I thought when I heard the tape was, "Oh, shit, what's Trevor gonna say?" xD

[@floorbored]

It’s a shame that now, this is such a minor thing

[@khushboo5186]

When he said "It shouldn't offend you on behalf of a women but as a human being" he won my heart already❤️👍👍

[@oliverqueen8439]

Trevor Noah keep up the good work.

[@christinegangstadjohansen7527]

+

[@cielfueluna6364]

AMEN

[@nerdquinn]

Oliver Queen +

[@MooseheadStudios]

this is gold

[@xyleth6915]

It seems this video is green arrow approved.

[@_kevin_fernandes_]

Now that's the way to break it down

[@LinkinPark4ever79]

Kevin Fernandes yep :)

[@simonvetter2420]

He did it better than anyone else. Actually, I don't think I saw anyone else really debunk that stupid locker room argument.

[@sinclairfourthousand]

Yeah, they (the media) for the most part are just breathlessly following every tweet or thing Trump does next. Very little analysis or breakdown of Trumps words and their implications.

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

Finally, a comedy host managed to treat this tape with the gravity it deserves, while still managing to be funny at the same time. I don't think America deserves Trevor Noah.

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

I feel like I was assaulted just by listening to that absolutely disgusting conversation

[@andinoangelajoy2751]

Yes i know right

[@Mad9977]

TIC TAC USA killed me 😂

[@nikeitamisner7289]

😂😂😂😂😂tic tac was like naw we don't support tRump

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

I am actually adding Tic Tacs to my next grocery shop now, just for that tweet.

[@CheezInspector]

The reason that company spoke up was so you'd spend your money on them. Good work.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

CheezInspector Quite possibly, and the possibility had occurred to my cynical brain too. Then again, they're going to lose money from Trump supporters so if that was their strategy, it's a bit of a gamble. Either way, them being willing to publicly denounce such comments is a good thing for society, whatever their true motives for doing so. Plus, cherry/cola Tic Tacs look delicious.

[@sumi1996mishra]

Too bad all the politicians aren't willing to do that for a vote huh?

[@CheezInspector]

I agree w/the message being a good one to publicize. The human memory is short so Tic Tac has secured followers on the left & Independents and women. Many on the left will forget and buy Tic Tacs again soon (if they aren't already).

[@almasripon4564]

Sumi Mishra

[@noorishataef6477]

How did the bar for being president get so low?

[@davie9944]

Noorish Ataef idk man... idk

[@noallpro]

The government can not afford to have someone do the right thing. It's rigged to vote in who the biggest puppet is. Literally.

[@vaeldrnero6251]

You elected Obama and everything went to shit.

[@lillanthompson9086]

He is a white 👱‍♂️man. Good old boy and Christian and president. HIS SUPPORTERS DON'T CARE. GOOD CHRISTIAN 😡🤮

[@forksssss8483]

@@vaeldrnero6251 HAHA. Are you dumb or stupid, the fact that you compare Obama to trump is hilarious 😂 🖐

[@chloetotman04]

The Tic Tac company is the only hero of this story

[@ethanpkaiser]

Well, Trump got a working microphone

[@LinkinPark4ever79]

RandomTopic Teen lol noooo, it was defective, he never said those things

[@FlawlessBegetz]

W

[@Agent.Logic_]

Eleven years too soon.

[@SuAva]

Still sniffing, though. Can't blame it on the mic this time :P

[@mwaisegula9505]

that is an original and extremely funny comment Lol!

[@Valdagast]

If I tried to grab my cat like that there would be hissing, growling, claws and teeth. Trump *is* talking about cats, right?

[@overthemoon34]

Totally, what idiot would think otherwise?

[@vuvuvu6291]

You're in denial my dude... Embrace da TRUTH!!

[@overthemoon34]

Von Chacal Look at that, a woman who doesn't get sarcasm

[@bflat5274]

He was talking about pussies...

[@painfreequilting8386]

B Flat and I ï

[@dhruvdatta1055]

imagine what the repercussions would have been if Obama did this.

[@lillanthompson9086]

Ben Carson is real name is TOM

[@hijack69]

The only reason he got away was because he ran on the platform of not being politically correct..

[@himag5055]

Let's just say that people would have made much more out of it even if he had done something mildly as disturbing as this.. not that he would have done something like that..

[@rungavagairun]

I think Trevor has found his stride. This is excellent.

[@knitjunky]

"It's about he forces himself on women." You totally nailed it!

[@samokarplus]

“GOD DAMN!” -Trevor Noah

[@shyanj3160]

😂😂

[@annachase6036]

I come back to this video every now and then just to hear Trevor's words about this whole shit. Honestly what Trevor said in this video helps me believe that there are people out there respecting women

[@MrGrowslikeatree]

LOL..."It's like when black guys started playing white sports and people were saying 'WOW, I didn't even know that was possible!'" LMFAO

[@ogaal83]

LOL

[@tashabrown2359]

White sports?

[@CraigMcGuinn]

@@tashabrown2359 the original commenter meant when black guys in America were allowed to play sports that only white people were allowed to play before

[@latronqui]

This was when my crush on Trevor Noah started.

[@skyduster1190]

GET IN LINE BITCHES

[@itz__makaylax405]

Same

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

Get in line. I'm boutta throw some hands

[@ebaycat4445]

Sky duster LMAOOOOO

[@hebamadi265]

And now here we are 2 years later and nooooothing has changed 🤔🤨🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[@janethsotomayor7666]

Trevor, you are a great human being. The world needs more leaders like you. Thanks for being an inspiration.

[@krysc6669]

I had to watch this again. Can't believe how far we have fallen.

[@yakyakoub3099]

2020:seen

[@thelife_artistic]

What Trevor gets right here is that the Republicans rejecting Trumps comments by saying they are fathers/sons etc makes it seem like they can only relate to women as an extension of them. They should be offended, but not because of their daughters or mothers, but because women are human beings like them and based solely on that fact deserve equal respect.

[@MagentaSpikesImprov]

thank u.

[@hanswurscht6625]

yeah, that where my thoughts too. but then again, they probably know that and add the family stuff because people like it.

[@edwardtimothy3581]

"The trump tape should'nt offend you on behalf of females, it should offend you as a human being" amazing quote

[@mdrrolling6582]

Did anyone else read that as "Puppygate" at first

[@AbdulAlghamdi]

Americans, this your last chance to prove to the rest of the world that you are not idiots.

[@AbdulAlghamdi]

Im surprised its not the first reply.lol

[@LinkinPark4ever79]

***** lolz dude, that's rude...if you were or weren't joking

[@CoryGamesHD]

by not voting for Hillary

[@LinkinPark4ever79]

Cory90 or Trump

[@levongevorgyan6789]

Rest of the world, this is your last chance to prove you aren't pussies(europe) or lunatics(middle east). Once Trump is in office, you get your shit together.

[@roguetrick4590]

if this doesn't change trump supporters opinion about him then i worry what kind of people live in the us

[@maryhunter6389]

@Rick Sherrell - Why do you look down upon women?

[@notsureyet2200]

While this video is truly disgusting, his other policies like improving the health care policy and lowering taxes still stand and those that matter to me right now.

[@overthemoon34]

So he will use more of the Governments money while also getting less money from citizens, is that economically sound to you? If it does then I have some bad news, you clearly don't know how money works, try again when you get a brain upgrade.

[@maryhunter6389]

SJ Tesrab I heard his plans are not going to reach the goals he preaches, but do quite the opposite. Make the poorest people pay for the richest, doesn't sound like something a decent human being would consider.

[@overthemoon34]

Mary Hunter "Man of the people" Trump supporters say. Clearly that's being held up.

[@avasadeghi1088]

Trevor.. you’re one of a kind. ✌🏿❤️

[@winstonchurchill8300]

I like Trevor. He is much better than Seth Meyers.

[@ZeroOskul]

I like both but Seth is just too subdued, and laughs too easy. He has the capacity to wear a silly shocked face but it breaks down far too quickly to hold up through some of his jokes, which spoils the humor to some degree.

[@desismokerz]

Winston Churchill That's not totally true. I love Trevor but i love Seth's accent. His style is pretty real as well.

[@mgun9600]

i think they are both pretty good...but they have different kind of shows. TDS is no classic Late Night Talk Show, which Late Night is. so let's agree that fallon is the worst:D

[@desismokerz]

zerooskul Same can be said about Trevor as well. He is genuine but he tries too hard to sound like an African American.

[@ZeroOskul]

His "American Black Guy" and his "American White Guy" are joke voices. He doesn't try to sound like that, except in jest.

[@ShadowBeatzInc]

Trevor absolutely nailed it here.

[@mohonamukherjee2511]

Hate when the "locker room" aka "boys being boys" excuse is used. As Noah said, dirty talk vs ASSUALT. BIG DIFFERENCE.

[@janelum1]

It gives me hope that you're out there, getting it, putting it eloquently, with humor and heart... maybe those not only in the choir will let something seep in, just littles by littles. Thank you so much for lightening the BURDEN of hopelessness! I love you, Man! 🌸

[@HassanAhmed-eo3nk]

Trevor was on fire!! 🔥

[@Bfdidc]

Love Trevor's Ben Carson imitations.

[@sirmixalot1597]

Bfdidc when he did the Tai chi thing I was literally loling and the audience just gave a chuckle... wtf...

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

+SirMixAlot ah. that was a real insults to every david carradine's grasshoppers

[@toddostrander4376]

If he's like this individually why would we ever put him of charge of 300 hundred million women?? 🤮🤢🤮🤢

[@angelitabecerra]

Also, can we just say that so called "locker room" talk is unacceptable too?!

[@aakarshagarwal9774]

I think people are focusing on the wrong phrase here , what about " I moved on her like a bitch " what the fuck does that mean ? was he quick about it ? was he aggressive ? what the fuck does moving on someone like a bitch mean ?

[@israelturner8079]

I was thinking the same

[@hospitalcleaner]

No he was being self depreciating saying he didn't move on her in a direct way

[@LotRGurla64]

I was also like WTF does that mean. Honestly, I don't think I want to know, especially if it concerns that sentient tangerine *cringe*

[@aakarshagarwal9774]

+hospitalcleaner I pretty sure I was being rhetorical and just trying to take a piss put of what he said because it was so vulgar and so concentrating on something eles that wasn't directly mysoginistic in that video would've come out as funny ... but thank you

[@chicox3me]

It means he was not commanding or confident enough and therefore unsuccessful in his endeavour, good sir.

[@xD3MONxIxSOULx]

At least he can't complain about the microphone this time...

[@charitykahuria2892]

😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@Zetabloxx1]

Perfect! xD

[@bv1989ro]

This is, by far, the best comment on KZbin about Trump.

[@aletheran8590]

Well Trump has a nack for finding something to complain about, like: "I told them to turn it off! See, it's a huge conspiracy, they're trying to frame me!"

[@anthonyrodriguez1119]

Donald Trump:the tick taks I scarfed down were laced with mind control drugs created by president secret Muslim so that his secret Ally Hillary Clinton could you use this footage as a very bigly terrorist attack against my campaign.

[@peterwuwei3297]

Love your dry wit and sarcasm. Keep up the good work Trevor. Also love those clips with Klepper interviewing Trump cult members and making them look like fools and idiots.

[@nicoestelle9397]

BRILLIANT Trevor. Love your humorous way of articulating a very serious concern.🤔

[@gina333]

I really hope there are many men who are against his comments. I've seen too many saying the locker room talk bull.

[@sammyidunu4010]

those are just idiots who actually still support Trump or a bad ppl who actually talk like that no normal man would say that

[@benwasserman8223]

Trust me, there are a ton of us who find his words absolutely disgusting

[@PabloEscobar-lc1sq]

Gina most civil men are against his comments

[@prashant7862]

I can assure you almost any sane decent man is against his comments. I played sports all the way through school, college and even after.. People definitely talk about finding someone attractive or hoping they get lucky or even sometimes acknowledging they did get lucky.. Never once have I heard anyone talk about doing things without consent, giving each other a pat on the back for harassment or assault. This is Bull shit! God knows what lockers he's been hiding in.

[@saladdodger4722]

It actually kind of offends me when people say it was 'locker room talk' or 'it's what men do'. Because I don't want to be painted with that shit covered brush.

[@islambasbas9215]

So...who's ready to go to Canada?

[@panzermeyer8856]

My bags are packed already.

[@SilentGlaceon94]

I'm considering Japan. I really don't want to live too far away from my family, but it looks like that I am left with little choice.

[@zeroisshin2482]

I'm with you!

[@coldheartedotaku6605]

me he gets in or not the kkk is going to purge!

[@patrialibre12]

Gangsta of the sea Canada??? Nah,that's too close to the mess America will become. I'm moving to Patagonia ...

[@grassyplays8605]

When you get an ad saying “Do you approve of Donald Trump?” HELL NO

[@georgechang8660]

looking back from 2019, this is where it all started

[@adithalee8660]

So crazy. Bully Bush gets fired and Trump becomes President. I feel like I'm living in a nut house.

[@mariamino0605]

Omg you & me both. Unbelievable!

[@RJStockton]

Best timeline ever.

[@nataliekelly5904]

Lol. We all are living in a nut house

[@MellowWater]

Oh please, the nut house is much more saner than this shit

[@Luke-jy4cz]

Omg virginia. Come to india ask the indians .. it happens every hour here

[@kidxg8931]

Yoh Trevor thanks for representing South Africa

[@kidxg8931]

And then what is your problem

[@kidxg8931]

by the I am going to report you bitch

[@HenkBoshoff]

'Rape capital of the world' = South Africa, so best keep quiet on this one.

[@zintlemvana7955]

So what? We can't talk about rape but we are the most affected? How does that work?

[@kyky409]

And...here we are today, Trump still as president. How does a whole country just forget about something as sickening as that?!

[@danigthehippie]

PREACH TREVOR!!! Love from SA brother!

[@jayzbond007]

Trevor Noah 2024 for President!

[@PhillyFrank1]

Not a natural-born citizen. And probably not up to the job. But can we get Jon Stewart -- he definitely has the chops for politics.

[@Legodude552]

He's a puppet and a dimwitt.

[@JohnDH1977]

PhillyFrank1 If not POTUS Senator Stewart would be awesome too.

[@againstthemachine86]

Well technically, all Americans are not really Americans (no offence) except for the native American Indians who were there first. So who is to say that Trevor cant run for president?

[@victorloma8527]

+Steelwool Man Americans are people who were born in the U.S. Their ancestors don't have to be from the the U.S.

[@klonisarcher6553]

Don't blame me, I voted for Bernie.

[@theawkwardskeleton6608]

Actually the quote comes from Citizen Kane

[@mirzamay]

+Conner Fields Yeah its just spam

[@sdmn3963]

Conner Fields

[@TheRabidWolverine]

so did I.

[@andersisaksen7074]

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[@tijnterpstra1986]

So Bush got fired for supporting it, but the guy saying it became president?? WTF america. By the way i don't mean that Bush shouldn't have been fired, i'm saying Trump shouldn't be able to be president after that.

[@veena1409]

Here in India we condemned a "locker room" incident. And we are disgusted by it and shocked by such a thing being normal (sexual assault talk is normal, really!??) and it's in general disgusting. And you had one of the member of the "locker room" as your President. Ewwwwww. Can't believe a developed democratic country really chose that.

[@omega-xis1943]

I found out why Trump is always orange. It's the Orange flavor Tic tacs.

[@martyandy23]

ahahahahahahaha...I'm dead

[@EclecticoIconoclasta]

damn. you just ruined orange tic tacs for me

[@Lil_Bean00]

Hahahahahaahahaa oh that's so good man. You cracked me up omg so original. I'm going to tell this all day long to everyone I meet and be just as funny as you. That is, if I don't die of laughter before I get out of the house!!!!!

[@nolanparkin3997]

Noah for president!!!

[@mrschwolf9255]

omg i just love this show :D makes my day every time

[@ed_savant]

for real ☺👌

[@luissoberano8532]

hi

[@Schmidtelpunkt]

Noah got really good.

[@rene9244]

Herr Schmidt who is Noah?

[@malikcolton2013]

so true

[@lavelleklobes6561]

Your awesome Trevor!!you tell it as it is❣️

[@XDbetical]

This video is old, but i need to say thank you to you Trevor, and to your team of writers and everyone who works to keep this show alive. Really, thank you for showing that this is not normal or acceptable. Love from Brazil.

[@xlovemeharder1667]

Yet they voted for him.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Pussies

[@lindasvalesen5237]

Well, he is the best at being a winner

[@supernatural5354]

Dammn Trevor! Are you competing with John Oliver for my heart!

[@MagentaSpikesImprov]

hahah! I kinda was sorta thinking that. kinda. but i loved this man 1st. but then i discovered john oliver and i was just like thats it. no one could be as good as that.

[@danielnatzke6733]

Damn frickin right. Same here ^

[@kmandutwo]

Tinker Sbg Trevor has come into his own :)

[@christopherheath8106]

Tinker Sbg Trevor - you got off to a really slow start and I Honestly didn't think you'd make it this far. But you've gotten a little more interesting and I guess you fill the niche. But please, stop with the pathetic " subscribe" crap at the end. That kind of begging is embarrassing, for everyone. Thank you.

[@MagentaSpikesImprov]

Yes that is extremely common on these tv youtube vids, or on most people's channels. If KZbinrs didn't self-promote at all, it's gonna be a lot harder, in general, unless you post some sick viral vid. Plus that is shameless self-promotion. The least he could do for the channel. They also TELL him to do it. It's the norm.. In the end, the hard-working, clever self-promoters in businesses, videos, music, in start-ups, etc. end up being much more successful, generally, than someone who never promotes their events or shows or products. That's why marketing exists so heavily, like Big Pharma, commercials and ads. That's how websites get money to run their site- some advertising for the company, and money for the website. Promotion/marketing is important cause it gets more attention, desire and consumers. Especially when it is repeated and becomes familiar in your head. Just like some radio single off an artist's new album. That single's purpose is to create anticipation for the whole album, see? So just sayin. This is a very minimal and common little promotion.

[@takudzwamazwienduna]

Well said Trevor! An apt analysis👏🏿

[@Sawlger]

Almost in love with Trevor, 3 years back into his old vids and still going

[@batintheattic7293]

That was brilliant. Perfectly nailed every salient point. He even picked up on how weird is the idea that somebody has to have a daughter to be able to be horrified by somebody bragging about molesting females. I'm British, living in England, so maybe it's not my place to have an opinion - but I have found these Daily Show Trevor Noah videos to be essential viewing. Without them I'd be freaking about about the impending apocalypse (in Britain the apocalypse is a scary thing and not at all exciting). Even if Trump does somehow manage to take the reins of one of the most powerful nations in world history - at least I know not all Americans are completely insane. That's a consolation.

[@MagentaSpikesImprov]

Glad we can console you in your state of exit. But I am beyond disgusted by him, tired of him, completely and utterly sick of him. And I am glad to know that at least no one I personally know would ever EVER be supportive to a person who stoops so much lower than anyone believed possible.

[@MagentaSpikesImprov]

Hey... what is your interest in silver and patina? Just curious. I've been involved in the world of jewelry for many years.

[@MagentaSpikesImprov]

You are more interesting to me than others on here, because you sound intelligent. And I want to know someone from over there. I always watch stuff from Britain on youtube.

[@overthemoon34]

Not trying to be rude Magenta, but when did he mention silver and patina? Or did you ask an English person before and they happened to mention it?

[@batintheattic7293]

Me? I like vintage jewellery and I've been thinking about making things with old beads. It's good to know how to do things. :)

[@ricbradley5323]

I am so embarrassed.. No I am not leaving our country or attacking Republicans. I am just ashamed that the country I love voted this man to represent us to the world. Real American men do not act this way.

[@nathanbiller7662]

billl o'connel Not defending Trump’s statements, but don’t you think a president’s policy and the material benefit they have for their country outweighs their personality?

[@jessicaolson490]

Nathan Biller personality and how you prioritize what matters in your leadership are not separate. For example a sexual assaulter in power, will make room for other perps to get away with such acts (or even encourage them to be more daring than otherwise). Also if a person lacks ethics and a sound moral compass, they simply are not capable of making ethical or moral choices. It's pretty obvious he is a narcissist, maybe even a sociopath, and as such he will put his well being and his pride before everything and everyone one else. That is not a safe situation for a company let alone a powerful Nation. :/ You see it when he plays chicken with dictators, you see it when he makes false brags, you see it when he makes policy that benefits him and his family, and you see it when he says what he thinks his followers want to hear (even if he doesn't care or believe in what he's saying).

[@zaynab-to-a]

Jessica Olson Agreed. And I'm sorry to say, but Trump is indeed a real American man. He is made of real physical blood and organs, he was born in America, and he is a man. This IS a part of America, it has been for a long time, and shunning it won't make it go away. Adressing this for what it is is the first step to changing society.

[@Ketutar]

Bill, you need to be ashamed only if you didn't vote for Hillary, because then you voted for him. But, if it makes you feel better, I look at him and think about Barack Obama. He is an American man and the President also.

[@Ketutar]

@@nathanbiller7662 no, it doesn't. Especially when his politics and material benefit they have for their country isn't that great,

[@hebamadi265]

Well done Trevor one of your best episodes 👍🏻👏🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻

[@vijaychavan6673]

i love you as a person Sir, Trevor . i feel the same way u do about this sensitive topic but i am a bit angry and can't keep my cool the way u did and presented ur opinion in such a humorous way i can't help myself but laugh.

[@krismalone578]

Trump, you're not apologizing because you meant it. You're apologizing because you got CAUGHT. Whatever you say is a demonstration of your character and mindset.

[@nathanbiller7662]

At least he apologized. That’s more than Trevor could say when some certain special tweets resurfaced

[@CosmicEpiphany]

Who the f*ck follows Tic Tac on Twitter?

[@hbanana7]

Unorthodo_x that was an awesome comment. It made me laugh out loud...

[@azizadam3819]

Unorthodo_x lol

[@weathacasta9652]

Unorthodo_x the real question is why aren't you following tic tac on twitter