Trump's 'Friend' Kim Jong Un Is Becoming A Movie Supervillain

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

5 жыл бұрын

The President continues to speak warmly about the dictator in North Korea who recently killed one of his own generals by tossing him into a piranha filled fish tank. #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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@gz9975
@gz9975 5 жыл бұрын
"It's not what I meant, but it's what I said". Sounds about right.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump: "I say I mean and never mean what I say."
@andredingstertsao
@andredingstertsao 5 жыл бұрын
He is on coke again.
@fahimp3
@fahimp3 5 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 That's very paradoxical!
@Intelinside-vo7wn
@Intelinside-vo7wn 5 жыл бұрын
TRUMP IS DANGEROUS Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Ignorance is an enemy, even to its owner. Knowledge is a friend, even to its hater. Ignorance hates knowledge because it is too pure. Knowledge fears ignorance because it is too sure.
@ernesta8241
@ernesta8241 5 жыл бұрын
Nice one man, u beat me to it 😂
@LiverpoolFan74
@LiverpoolFan74 5 жыл бұрын
When Stephen and Jon look at each other like "WTF did he just say"? CLASSIC!!
@TarkinBaroth
@TarkinBaroth 5 жыл бұрын
I would honestly like to see a compilation video of those looks and what set them off.
@BohoStitcher
@BohoStitcher 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE IT when they cut to Jon and he's wearing the "WTF?" face! HILARIOUS!!!
@judioregan4210
@judioregan4210 5 жыл бұрын
@@BohoStitcher - Jon's WTF cutaways are just priceless! 😆😆😆
@BohoStitcher
@BohoStitcher 5 жыл бұрын
@@judioregan4210 Hahahaha YES!!!
@nosotros8277
@nosotros8277 5 жыл бұрын
They aren't the only ones saying "wtf". President Trump trolled that little homeau Stefanupurass and the MSM took it hook, line, and sinker. So did you scumbags. Because now the narrative of accepting or seeking foreign involvement in elections has been put forth into the public. Haha! And a lot of evidence has just been disclosed about Hitlery Rotten and the other Democraps doing exactly what they accuse Trump of. Stupid bastards. Lol!
@sourabhsg13
@sourabhsg13 5 жыл бұрын
I love Jon Batiste's confused look! They should do that more often! He's hilarious!
@typeerk
@typeerk 5 жыл бұрын
Watch the show more often it happens pretty regularly
@brooktown43
@brooktown43 5 жыл бұрын
Hahah yea... he's not the best commenter or saying witty things... but his confused look is great
@RajenPestana
@RajenPestana 5 жыл бұрын
Especially that tilt of the head. Priceless!
@darkxxhimxxlight
@darkxxhimxxlight 5 жыл бұрын
they do it too much already.
@baitclicker9414
@baitclicker9414 5 жыл бұрын
Why aren't the press just calling him out to his face for talking utter bollocks in these briefings? What the hell is going on?!
@marcuserektus
@marcuserektus 5 жыл бұрын
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@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
I believe all the world has gone utterly mad.
@brentwalker8596
@brentwalker8596 5 жыл бұрын
Bingo. These journalists just keep asking questions as if Trump is going to give a coherent answer. And when he doesn't they just demure instead of following up. Extremely frustrating.
@squirrel_of_mistri8565
@squirrel_of_mistri8565 5 жыл бұрын
Because Trump pulls the press passes of reporters who call him out on his B.S., that's why.
@brentwalker8596
@brentwalker8596 5 жыл бұрын
@@squirrel_of_mistri8565 Let him pull the press passes. This should be a badge of honor.
@gregs5449
@gregs5449 5 жыл бұрын
This just in that poor flag just filed for a restraining order
@gz9975
@gz9975 5 жыл бұрын
Restraining orders against ol' mushroom pickle don't work. Just ask Ivanka.
@xadam2dudex
@xadam2dudex 5 жыл бұрын
After it went to the dry cleaners
@desertdaisymarie6951
@desertdaisymarie6951 5 жыл бұрын
That flag had a #metoo moment 😔
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 5 жыл бұрын
Too late to offer the flag $130k.
@Ariels888
@Ariels888 5 жыл бұрын
@Frank Deeply! They all must be rounded up and given the full Mussolini treatment on the steps of our Capitol when this is all said and done, because eventually they will assist our enemies in destroying America and we become western Russia! Not on my watch! We critically thinking Americans are in the majority, so we need to get up off our lazy butts and take our Republic back!! Do your part of saving democracy vote for positive changes! Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren for 2020!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
"Confused Jon" needs to be a meme.
@OffbeatWorlds
@OffbeatWorlds 5 жыл бұрын
I definitely need gifs of both "Confused Jon" and "Disapproving Jon"
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 5 жыл бұрын
They love me. They really do. Without me fake news and the late night clown shows would have nothing good to talk about.
@blessall4ever
@blessall4ever 5 жыл бұрын
so confused he raised the wrong finger
@jenniferrose745
@jenniferrose745 5 жыл бұрын
3:16
@Ariels888
@Ariels888 5 жыл бұрын
Go create it and make lots of dough! Then collude with our enemies and get illigitamitely and illegally elected by a dictator! JK! It really is a great idea to create it though!
@7inrain
@7inrain 5 жыл бұрын
"How can I know what I think before I hear what I say?"
@benkeller6027
@benkeller6027 5 жыл бұрын
Wonder if it's the same letter he pulled out of his coat pocket saying it's a new agreement with Mexico.
@g0679
@g0679 5 жыл бұрын
Ben Keller When sunlight struck that folded, single sheet of paper, one could see that it was blank.
@heidihogshire
@heidihogshire 5 жыл бұрын
@Timothy McCaskey I think it was Washington Post but whoever it was, they did an amazing thing! The "letter" did not seem to bear Trump's signature and contained 2 or 3 paragraphs of confusing legalese impossible to construe as even part of a trade agreement. And no suggestion it was even recent.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
I hope we make a new agreement with democracy and the Constitution in 2020.
@kchiatt2520
@kchiatt2520 5 жыл бұрын
It was a take out menu
@RajenPestana
@RajenPestana 5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Hiatt Please say it was a Mexican takeout menu. Please!
@yticivam
@yticivam 5 жыл бұрын
Jon's reaction shots. Gold!
@cindym5896
@cindym5896 5 жыл бұрын
N his suits r kool too. I wana see more songs or segmnts with him. He is very talented! 😍
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 5 жыл бұрын
That the leader of the free world counts one of the planet's worst tyrants as his chum never stops being staggering.
@Jestrath
@Jestrath 5 жыл бұрын
Says a lot about his character.
@bigbadjohn10
@bigbadjohn10 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think Trump is the accepted leader of the free world. No other country is going to follow him.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 5 жыл бұрын
@@bigbadjohn10 I agree, but nominally he is thus
@judioregan4210
@judioregan4210 5 жыл бұрын
@@ProjectFlashlight612 - yup. A very unfortunate state of affairs.
@Hiznogood
@Hiznogood 5 жыл бұрын
He’s soon gone start a war against Iran because he think it will give him 4 more years! He and his buddies Saudi Arabia and Great Britain, the later because they won’t get any trade deal after Brexit otherwise. How many more US soldiers need to die because of made up evidence?
@pmartin3888
@pmartin3888 5 жыл бұрын
"It's not what i think, it is what i said" He divorced twice after saying that sentence
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
He's never said anything more accurate, since he never thinks.
@YellowBrownTrees
@YellowBrownTrees 5 жыл бұрын
His brain cells divorced his brain years ago. His hair divorced his head before that. And now his mouth has divorced his thoughts.
@arx3516
@arx3516 5 жыл бұрын
He divorced from his brain!
@richardalexander5758
@richardalexander5758 5 жыл бұрын
That flag Dotard humped is now part of the 'me too' movement.
@Baliane22
@Baliane22 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO! While me too is no joke, that was funny.
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 5 жыл бұрын
I heard several other flags are about to come forward too.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
What a shame those colors can't run.
@Baliane22
@Baliane22 5 жыл бұрын
@mori@Courage y'all need to stop. I can't even...I must be a terrible person laughing at this.
@richardalexander5758
@richardalexander5758 5 жыл бұрын
@@Baliane22 Sorry, my bad.
@dolfoboynas9583
@dolfoboynas9583 5 жыл бұрын
Kim’s second Love Letter to Trump: “You had me at Hello” ❤️❤️
@trinity5283
@trinity5283 5 жыл бұрын
Trump about KIM : you complete me💕😍
@antonybaptiste699
@antonybaptiste699 5 жыл бұрын
Why did I just read this in stephen's "trump" voice 😁
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
More like, "You inspire me."
@davidb6576
@davidb6576 5 жыл бұрын
Wait! He's two-timing Vlad? Ohh, look out for a cat fight between Kimmy and Putin for Drumpf's love.
@californiajeezus4770
@californiajeezus4770 5 жыл бұрын
I bet you anything that trump told Kim about his brother accidentally lmao. I just know it 😄😄🤣🤣☺️
@DanSk451
@DanSk451 5 жыл бұрын
I bet he bragged to Putin that he had Kim's brother as a source and Putin told Kim.
@Sandesh98147
@Sandesh98147 5 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure his brother was killed quite some time before their first summit.
@DanSk451
@DanSk451 5 жыл бұрын
@@Sandesh98147 But not before his visit with Vlad.
@user-tm9zj5sz3i
@user-tm9zj5sz3i 5 жыл бұрын
I feel that Trump has Alzheimer's disease and should check it out.
@flora936
@flora936 5 жыл бұрын
Diarrhea of the mouth.
@DavidJ222
@DavidJ222 5 жыл бұрын
Trump: "My word is my con..... I meant bond."
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
I would sooner trust a dog to lead this country than this freak. At least dogs are loyal.
@user-tm9zj5sz3i
@user-tm9zj5sz3i 5 жыл бұрын
Trump is very envious of Kim Jong-un, because Kim Jong-un can do whatever he wants, and the right is not subject to the restraint of others.
@GLORYNEVADASMITH
@GLORYNEVADASMITH 5 жыл бұрын
Trump : " My word is my bail bond "
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 5 жыл бұрын
Gary S. Seth: Bail Bondsman: Sorry, we only accept things of value.
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 5 жыл бұрын
I'm the greatest man to walk this planet! Look at all the haters and fakes.
@xxXthekevXxx
@xxXthekevXxx 5 жыл бұрын
*_Killing me_* with kindness *_Execute_* a warm letter A straight shooter... *_in the head_* A guy you really wanna *_hang_* with My favorite *_youth in Asia_* Your writers are so clever Stephen 😂
@jaspeb9553
@jaspeb9553 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin Benoit i don’t get the youth in Asia one? Care to elaborate?
@martinnitschke2541
@martinnitschke2541 5 жыл бұрын
@@jaspeb9553 euthanasia en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia
@berniehobabykat
@berniehobabykat 5 жыл бұрын
SC’s “clever” writers stole the “youth in Asia” line from a Gilda Radner SNL skit
@knavishlassie
@knavishlassie 5 жыл бұрын
@@berniehobabykat They didn't necessarily steal it. It's possible the pun occurred to them without having heard the Emily LItella sketch.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 5 жыл бұрын
Hope the letter said Kim invited you to stay there when you get tossed out of office.
@brentwalker8596
@brentwalker8596 5 жыл бұрын
Trump has his eye on some beachfront property for a Trump Tower North.
@ForrestWhaling
@ForrestWhaling 5 жыл бұрын
John's best reaction ever to Trump's statement at 2:55 - love your music and your comedic chops!
@averageshortking7949
@averageshortking7949 5 жыл бұрын
Confused John Face literally sums up our collective feelings about the WH Circus Show 😦
@kreativepulp8760
@kreativepulp8760 5 жыл бұрын
He has a great face for such reactions. ☺️😍🤩
@anonagain
@anonagain 5 жыл бұрын
Trump: "I know you believe you understood what you thought I said, but I don't think you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
@tygrahof9268
@tygrahof9268 5 жыл бұрын
No birthday wishes until I see that damn birth certificate...and tax returns.
@caffeinated_lady5535
@caffeinated_lady5535 5 жыл бұрын
@Daulton Horton lol what
@allhumansarejusthuman.5776
@allhumansarejusthuman.5776 5 жыл бұрын
@Daulton Horton A. And natural born citizen includes children of U.S. citizens who are born abroad. Obamas mother was a U.S. citizen, so why would Obama lie about being born in Hawaii? He is a citizen no matter where he was born. B. Nobody can charge a sitting U.S. President, if anyone succeded at trying the potus would just stroll into the courtroom say "I'm guilty. I pardon myself". Thats why congress has oversight power over the president, meaning its thier job, not the IRS, not the DOJ make the first charges against the POTUS. And congress has requested his tax returns, to seek out any other possible comprimises to the office
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 5 жыл бұрын
@@allhumansarejusthuman.5776 Actually, that is not totally true. A person born to one US parent and one foreign parent in a foreign country is not automatically a natural born citizen - they have to submit paperwork soon after the birth to ensure that - which is why people were questioning whether Ted Cruz was eligible to run. But since Obama WAS born here and Ted was not, it is a moot point.
@EvilFookaire
@EvilFookaire 5 жыл бұрын
Tyg Rahof - I've -gort- (damned typo) got a few birthday wishes for Schlomo Schlumpf. Several of them involve Schlomo Schlumpf and a silverback gorilla with a 20" penis.
@allhumansarejusthuman.5776
@allhumansarejusthuman.5776 5 жыл бұрын
@@pdoylemi uh. Thats intresting. I honestly did not know that. I wonder how I managed to get citizenship 7 years after I was born? 😄. Oh well, thats a mystery only the dead can solve now. Haha. Edit:the poster I initially replied to deleted his post. Haha. Sucess! Truly all of its a moot point tbh. I cant belive people still use these arguments in 2019
@JammastaJ23
@JammastaJ23 5 жыл бұрын
Wow "auspices" is a big boy word! Extra scoop of ice cream for you tonight bud!
@neddelley8766
@neddelley8766 5 жыл бұрын
if Don has the body of a younger man then he needs to give it back, he is trashin that thing like there's no tomorrow
@sambrenna7989
@sambrenna7989 5 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 Makes you wonder how stupid you would have to be for Trump to seem intelligent.
@glammer
@glammer 5 жыл бұрын
If Biden makes it to the debates, I'd like to see him challenge Trump to a push-ups contest on the stage. And if he refuses, make chicken noises.
@justmegeorgie5930
@justmegeorgie5930 5 жыл бұрын
LOVING! "YOUTH-IN-ASIA"!!!😅 JUST BRILLIANT!👍! LMAOFF!
@arunkumargurumurthy3339
@arunkumargurumurthy3339 5 жыл бұрын
"He is a chatty Cathy Jabber Jabber" 🤣
@chattycathy8089
@chattycathy8089 5 жыл бұрын
Huh?? tRump IS a despicable feckless criminal!!!
@anilachar323
@anilachar323 5 жыл бұрын
"Stephen, I just heard what you thought! Don't try those tricks with me - I am a stable genie...!" ;D
@carpetfluff35
@carpetfluff35 5 жыл бұрын
Trump would never fit in a lamp and he'd only grant his own wishes.
@jasonmccord8063
@jasonmccord8063 5 жыл бұрын
A stable genie with a huge weinny haha
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Donnie doesn't think 'auspices' are huge flightless birds who can run really, really fast.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
You know someone found a picture book with that word in it and read it to him hundreds of times before he understood it.
@zarabada6125
@zarabada6125 5 жыл бұрын
Are you sure he doesn't think that? He is certainly sticking his head in the sand.
@KittenUndercover
@KittenUndercover 5 жыл бұрын
New Message I just snorted water through my nose..lol
@0doVo0
@0doVo0 5 жыл бұрын
ok this comment made my day
@josen4real5
@josen4real5 5 жыл бұрын
"Its true folks..."
@Romanji
@Romanji 5 жыл бұрын
I have terrible news, there's an autocratic dictator in hiding living in our very own white house.
@perryfranz8165
@perryfranz8165 5 жыл бұрын
But you can’t get rid of him.
@Romanji
@Romanji 5 жыл бұрын
@@perryfranz8165 god knows if Obama was this bad, Republicans would have called for his impeachment day one. I mean they already don't even consider him an American native.
@Jestrath
@Jestrath 5 жыл бұрын
@@Romanji Obama would have probably been impeached within less than a year after being elected I'm sure.
@amygoldstein3771
@amygoldstein3771 5 жыл бұрын
Every time I see tRump hug the flag, I need to go wash my eyeballs. 'Scuse me now.
@gdragon521
@gdragon521 5 жыл бұрын
"Tomorrow, I will not let it happen under my.... Gregarious"
@kevinchong5424
@kevinchong5424 5 жыл бұрын
45’s words are worth its weight in gold: nothing
@tugroti66
@tugroti66 5 жыл бұрын
How do any of our allies still feel comfortable sharing information with us?
@lynw1623
@lynw1623 5 жыл бұрын
Here’s one who hopes her Prime minister doesn’t. EVER !
@margueritejohnson6407
@margueritejohnson6407 5 жыл бұрын
If our own mini trump - Boris Johnson - becomes Prime Minister, it will be all up with us. Boris + trump = end of our NHS and welcome corporate take over of everything else. It’s terrifying!
@lynw1623
@lynw1623 5 жыл бұрын
Marguerite Johnson Good luck Marguerite.
@margueritejohnson6407
@margueritejohnson6407 5 жыл бұрын
Lyn W Thank you. Where are you from?
@lynw1623
@lynw1623 5 жыл бұрын
Marguerite Johnson I am an Aussie Marguerite. G’day from Down Under. 🇦🇺
@ivoryfyall4231
@ivoryfyall4231 5 жыл бұрын
Somebody always writing Trump a letter? Pelosi need to write him a letter to get the Hell out of the W.H🤔🤔🤔
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 жыл бұрын
How is dump going to be able to READ “Kimmy’s letter”??????? It will take time to turn it into a coloring book!!!!!!!
@EvilFookaire
@EvilFookaire 5 жыл бұрын
Poor Jared, had to take time out of all those other chores Trump has him doing, just to learn Korean and read that letter to Trump. And it wasn't easy to read, either. You know, with those sounds of his wife and her dad...
@californiajeezus4770
@californiajeezus4770 5 жыл бұрын
“No it’s not what I meant... it’s what I said” Donald Trump
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
And somehow, people still believe this orange monster to be intelligent!
@user-tm9zj5sz3i
@user-tm9zj5sz3i 5 жыл бұрын
Trump is very envious of Kim Jong-un, because Kim Jong-un can do whatever he wants, and the right is not subject to the restraint of others.
@BladeWinters
@BladeWinters 5 жыл бұрын
I guess that he doesn't mean what he says
@tygrahof9268
@tygrahof9268 5 жыл бұрын
Sincerely the stupidest person I have ever listened to. EVER!
@sambrenna7989
@sambrenna7989 5 жыл бұрын
Sigh, and to the average Trump supporter, lying Don is a genius?
@dafttool
@dafttool 5 жыл бұрын
Get it right. It’s Happy John McCain Day.
@redwoods7370
@redwoods7370 5 жыл бұрын
The neat thing about Stephen Colbert is that I always feel like he is happy to do every show. Also, thank you so much for the birthday sex flag joke. Perfect as always.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
I crown him king of late night!
@conniecrawford5231
@conniecrawford5231 5 жыл бұрын
Are these “ letters” from Kim being delivered through the US Postal Servive? LOL ! Donnie loves Kim’s “letters” !
@puddinheadwilson803
@puddinheadwilson803 5 жыл бұрын
Just want to say briefly in a nutshell that Stephen Colbert is an American hero for fighting the good fight and of course I could blather on in a nutshell.
@dameondunlap7015
@dameondunlap7015 5 жыл бұрын
🤔Is he saying auspices? It fits, but doesn't fit. I think someone in Trumps staff gave him that word in a pranking matter. They're probably like... 😅😆😂😁😄... he actually used it.
@utility63
@utility63 5 жыл бұрын
They're
@dameondunlap7015
@dameondunlap7015 5 жыл бұрын
@@utility63 thanks there👌.
@louisbrugnoni1291
@louisbrugnoni1291 5 жыл бұрын
dameon dunlap You spelled They’re fine! Good point btw! I’ll be honest. I’ve heard the word before but no idea what it meant
@dameondunlap7015
@dameondunlap7015 5 жыл бұрын
@@louisbrugnoni1291 to be fair to utility63, I made the correction from "their".😉
@knavishlassie
@knavishlassie 5 жыл бұрын
The expression he should have used, I believe, is "under my watch."
@xxXthekevXxx
@xxXthekevXxx 5 жыл бұрын
“Auspices” is literally the most intelligent word I’ve ever seen Trump say.
@hmmcinerney
@hmmcinerney 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin Benoit And the way he patiently schooled George Stephanopoulos on 'oppo research'. Like my grandson coming home from school with a new word he just learnt...idiot, and then using it all day.
@chattycathy8089
@chattycathy8089 5 жыл бұрын
@@hmmcinerney OMG...it's soooo true, HELP US lawd!!! The GOP IS using him as a distraction to get their agenda through that most Americans, don't want!!!
@Ava-wm6cv
@Ava-wm6cv 5 жыл бұрын
Given his pronunciation skills he may have meant all spice... Though I can't imagine him baking.
@roydunn2865
@roydunn2865 5 жыл бұрын
He combed his hair thing to act like a hat, so versatile.
@BNA_Est.1988
@BNA_Est.1988 5 жыл бұрын
Happy John McCain Day
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
And the same to you!
@averageshortking7949
@averageshortking7949 5 жыл бұрын
I'll drink to that 😎🍻
@BlakieTT
@BlakieTT 5 жыл бұрын
Favorite "Youth in Asia". Nice, Colbie.
@StarPlaty
@StarPlaty 5 жыл бұрын
First time I've heard that pun used outside the realm of Australian politics. Back in the '90s, when Pauline Hanson (One Nation leader & NRA fan) first appeared, there were a lot of jokes about her racist views. The only one I remember [because it's been stuck in my head for 20 odd years]: "What does Pauline Hanson think of euthanasia? She thinks they should say there."
@kelgreen99
@kelgreen99 5 жыл бұрын
Who gave him the Word A Day Calendar? That's not hoW AUSPICES is used. Gud lawd.
@GiacomodellaSvezia
@GiacomodellaSvezia 5 жыл бұрын
Obviously by someone who had the misconception that he has the skill of understanding written words. Oh Lawdy.
@Coastfog
@Coastfog 5 жыл бұрын
Love those Jon Batiste "Dafuq?" reactions xD
@drcrun3288
@drcrun3288 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen: Happy Boothday... Brett Kavanaugh: Did someone say Boofing?
@chuckmcveigh1896
@chuckmcveigh1896 5 жыл бұрын
"it's not what I meant, but what i said" WTF?! this coming from the extremely stable genius with the best words ?
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 5 жыл бұрын
Holy crap today's really Trump's birthday? This is the first time I've heard it all day. Not a lot of love for that dude. Sad.
@tonib.3016
@tonib.3016 5 жыл бұрын
He doesnt deserve any love.
@asiyab8116
@asiyab8116 5 жыл бұрын
Audrey Muzingo absolutely I just found out just now at 12:25 am the next day😂😂😂😂
@geekishgir
@geekishgir 5 жыл бұрын
Sadly I knew because it happens to be mine too. Trump ruins everything
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 5 жыл бұрын
@@geekishgir Happy birthday geekishgirl! It's YOUR day. Well, it's over now, but...
@andallraryantba8020
@andallraryantba8020 5 жыл бұрын
Toni Bush Putin, the Saudis and anyone else in the line of dictatorship with money are the only ones besides all the witches in his circle!
@namewithheld7835
@namewithheld7835 5 жыл бұрын
🤦‍♂️3:23 Trump "It's what I said, it's not what I meant"
@sonbui818
@sonbui818 5 жыл бұрын
Killing me softly with little KIM finger 🤔🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DavidJ222
@DavidJ222 5 жыл бұрын
The only Trump birthday worth celebrating will be his last one.
@georgeabraham6808
@georgeabraham6808 5 жыл бұрын
democraps are shedding buckets of tears because we have a true Christian patriot in the White House not afraid to bring God back to America. God bless President Trump and Happy Birthday!
@brianwalsh7931
@brianwalsh7931 5 жыл бұрын
Well, the way that Dementia Donald is going, this may very well BE his last birthday. 🤞
@mariesmith8454
@mariesmith8454 5 жыл бұрын
@@georgeabraham6808, say what!?.......???
@snausages43
@snausages43 5 жыл бұрын
I’ll gladly celebrate his death day every year.
@sideboob4276
@sideboob4276 5 жыл бұрын
@@georgeabraham6808 Because cheating on all your wives and lying persistently are Christian values right George?
@jackchew6021
@jackchew6021 5 жыл бұрын
Beautiful letter again. What’s with him and his beautiful letters?
@matthewroy7718
@matthewroy7718 5 жыл бұрын
Best monologues! Keep them coming Colbert.
@eurosalamander
@eurosalamander 5 жыл бұрын
3:06 "No, it's not what I meant, it's what I said." He just seriously said that... out loud. How the hell is this guy still in office????!!!!
@LeesaDeAndrea
@LeesaDeAndrea 5 жыл бұрын
It's not what I meant, it's what I said.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump's motto.
@alicebennett754
@alicebennett754 5 жыл бұрын
Trump” I know you think you know what I just said but you do not realize what I just said is not I ment
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 5 жыл бұрын
Alice Bennett: Did I just say what I think you said I thought you heard I said?
@boughtbot2639
@boughtbot2639 5 жыл бұрын
Trump fans : see, he's not a criminal. He didn't mean it what you heard.
@thaiparkse
@thaiparkse 5 жыл бұрын
Donald knows how to kiss all those dictators a****! And he sure knew how to kicks those who are royal to him under the bus! Lol 🤣
@winesap2
@winesap2 5 жыл бұрын
I love Jon Baptiste's quizzical look. I love that they always cut to it.
@henrydawkins8467
@henrydawkins8467 5 жыл бұрын
Orange face toad with day glow hair piece.
@robertahubert9155
@robertahubert9155 5 жыл бұрын
Can't wish this BAFOON happy birthday. His birth is not happy for us. Ooooooooo. He knows big words...but he doesn't know how to use them
@tristanmoller9498
@tristanmoller9498 5 жыл бұрын
"It's not what I meant, but it's what I said" is the joke Stephen was supposed to write. How do you top that lmao
@chrispythegull
@chrispythegull 5 жыл бұрын
Those Churchill bits are absolute comedy gold!
@geraldhaynesjr1815
@geraldhaynesjr1815 5 жыл бұрын
Happy Friday NYC. Sorry President Trump no Maxwell Strawberry shortcake 🎂 for you.
@DeannaBlakeOgTgDq
@DeannaBlakeOgTgDq 5 жыл бұрын
Who writes letters? Love Jon’s reaction.
@iconicfury
@iconicfury 5 жыл бұрын
Aliens: take me to your leader Americans: I mean... he’s a bit special.
@YellowBrownTrees
@YellowBrownTrees 5 жыл бұрын
Trump: (takes aliens to Moscow).
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 5 жыл бұрын
That clip on the lawn when stable genius said, "No, it's not what I meant, it's what I said". tRump is the EXACT image of Jeff Dunham's grumpy old man, Walter. Look up Jeff Dunham and Walter and you will see...EXACT. Not very close...EXACT. And apparently not just in looks!
@RajenPestana
@RajenPestana 5 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t his half brother until AFTER the chainsaw re-education exercise.
@cbliss4046
@cbliss4046 5 жыл бұрын
Rajen Kantaria - and then he had two half brothers??
@RajenPestana
@RajenPestana 5 жыл бұрын
Clair Bliss lol!!
@perfectbalancenetwork2703
@perfectbalancenetwork2703 5 жыл бұрын
The late show is the funniest show to cover Trump out there. 1. The Late Show 2. Trevor Noah 3. Everybody else.
@A._is_for
@A._is_for 5 жыл бұрын
"What I meant is not what I said and it's not your interpretation" Goes in the books with" fine people on both sides" and "the truth is not the truth"
@PrincessDiana254
@PrincessDiana254 5 жыл бұрын
best puns ever
@voixdelaraison593
@voixdelaraison593 5 жыл бұрын
I was curious if Treasonous Trump would molest a flag today.
@lorrie2878
@lorrie2878 5 жыл бұрын
Grab it!
@andrabook8758
@andrabook8758 5 жыл бұрын
If the question involving Trump is "molest" the answer is always "yes".
@jenniferayling275
@jenniferayling275 5 жыл бұрын
Yuk🥶
@amberlance3221
@amberlance3221 5 жыл бұрын
poor flag.. - FLAGS HAVE RIGHTS TOO! #metoo
@cyndieK1
@cyndieK1 5 жыл бұрын
Andra Book grabbin by the Stars and Stripes 🇺🇸
@ThePragart
@ThePragart 5 жыл бұрын
"Youth in Asia..." Applause!!
@jonnnyren6245
@jonnnyren6245 5 жыл бұрын
That Winston Churchill bit. 🤣🤣
@RollingOrmond
@RollingOrmond 5 жыл бұрын
3:20 - Jon's confused expressions are becoming classic.
@inkblotCrisis
@inkblotCrisis 5 жыл бұрын
"Becoming" Wait, he isn't already?
@hemachandranvelumani3198
@hemachandranvelumani3198 5 жыл бұрын
I just wish someone would love me as much as Trump loves Kim.
@zzulm
@zzulm 5 жыл бұрын
"Truth is not the truth" 😂😂😂
@Soymaid
@Soymaid 5 жыл бұрын
0:25 it's like it's Purim and someone just said the name "Haman"
@nahheyheyhoorayjames7290
@nahheyheyhoorayjames7290 5 жыл бұрын
That's always the beginning:)his highway or hmm
@msstephaniexiong
@msstephaniexiong 5 жыл бұрын
lmao!!!! "my favorite youth in asia"
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 жыл бұрын
Can’t someone attach an electrical wire to dump when he talks, and give him a JOLT when he begins to say something stupid or lie?
@MrJimmyWalsh
@MrJimmyWalsh 5 жыл бұрын
Their friendship is heartwarming. Really reminds me of when FDR was exchanging love letters with Adolph
@cezarcatalin1406
@cezarcatalin1406 5 жыл бұрын
" *_sucks lips_* No, it's not what I meant, it's err what I said and it's *weee* I think It's different than maybe your interpretation..." Really?
@ramonguzman475
@ramonguzman475 5 жыл бұрын
Ok, now I know. Traitor Trump's price is a birthday card and $ 1.00 That's as much as it takes to buy the US President nowadays.
@msfair3625
@msfair3625 5 жыл бұрын
The tie is great.
@ViroVV
@ViroVV 5 жыл бұрын
Ultimate Jon level of humor. "That is a pun"
@puddinheadwilson803
@puddinheadwilson803 5 жыл бұрын
And iI know it's l difficult to get all the right jokes but you're mostly perfect.
@bensaylor9093
@bensaylor9093 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm your host, Ste-" *Likes video
@bensaylor9093
@bensaylor9093 5 жыл бұрын
@ yeah. I know it's leftie made, therefore I agree before I listen.
@MalcomXlax
@MalcomXlax 5 жыл бұрын
Dang! 🤣🤣🤣 So friggin hilarious 😂 Colbert consistently cracks me up every night 😆 Brilliant writing ✍️
@DungeonStudio
@DungeonStudio 5 жыл бұрын
Jon's expressions to Trump's statements are priceless!😂
@bahaar2825
@bahaar2825 5 жыл бұрын
Quick, someone please tell the Ayotollah in Iran to send Trump a "really nice letter" if they want to avoid war.
@bigmaster789
@bigmaster789 5 жыл бұрын
I still can’t believe that this manchild is the President of the US. It‘s surreal.
@the-trustees
@the-trustees 5 жыл бұрын
Please keep doing cuts to Jon (John, Jean?). His look of disdain/confusion is priceless.
@christinejaegle5221
@christinejaegle5221 5 жыл бұрын
John Baptiste's reaction face is all of us
@MMorMM
@MMorMM 5 жыл бұрын
Colbert could beat Trump in 2020. Something to think about.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, I've thought of it. We could use a little comic relief.
@Tony-Blake
@Tony-Blake 5 жыл бұрын
If dRUMPf had any self-awareness, he would have fallen into a deep depression and done the electorate a favor.
@shoatiez1262
@shoatiez1262 5 жыл бұрын
3:04 "No it´s not what i meant, it´s what i said." Describes the whole crazy presidency of this man.
@QuietStorm4964
@QuietStorm4964 5 жыл бұрын
That sir, was puntastic.
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