Trump Still Has Gun Despite Felony Charges, Jimmy Talks to His A.I. Clone & Fans Betray The Celtics

Tonight was game three of the NBA Finals, President Biden was in Italy today for the annual G7 Summit, Donald Trump is headed to DC to meet with House Republicans, he reportedly admitted to still possessing a gun in Florida which could be a violation of his parole and another potential felony, the news that Hunter Biden was found guilty on all three felony counts has put a dent into the MAGA narrative that Joe Biden is controlling the legal system, researchers have made a remarkable discovery while studying elephants, hot dog eating champ Joey Chestnut has been banned from competition this year, the people at a company called Deep Voodoo were able to create a prototype of Jimmy’s A.I. clone for him to talk to, and we sent a crew to Boston to convince loyal Celtics fans to betray their team and root for Dallas in a new edition of Traitor Schmoes.
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[@sheabuttertree]

Convicted felon in possession of a firearm??automatic 5 years🗣️💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@davidgoosen1633]

Trump won't last in the joint 5 years 5 years why would you do that to that old man???

[@PschyoSupposeiam]

@@davidgoosen1633 why not ?

[@maryangellwalsh]

@@davidgoosen1633 because he wanted to “lock her up” and wants to “ lock him up”. That’s why. Good for the goose, good….

[@katescarratt4267]

Trump wants to lock Biden up... ​@@davidgoosen1633

[@stephenbuckley9940]

Republicans will scream about his constitutional right to bear arms,while at the same time demanding nothing less than a maximum sentence for Hunter Biden.

[@israelcm7246]

Don junior is definitely on drugs

[@simonmarlan8528]

…ya think? lol haha yeah, totally.

[@stephenbuckley9940]

I was wondering why we haven't heard his obnoxious rants recently. I guess we can rule out him going through rehab judging by that video.

[@freewave04]

In other news: the sky is blue

[@andybarrett6472]

Cokaine is a helluva drug

[@JB-ec2wy]

The eyes say stoned af, the delusion says crackhead

[@cosmicraysshotsintothelight]

The Boston betrayals were priceless.

[@theemmjay5130]

They made me hungry for both clam chowder and chili.

[@cosmicraysshotsintothelight]

@@theemmjay5130 Perhaps, but not that chili.

[@edmc1000]

A felon in possession of a firearm. Arrest and charge him !

[@kierramom0813]

Hunter's been charged a felony 25yrs in the big house

[@Adogslife54]

And, drug test him while you have him. Could be a felon on drugs with a gun. Never know.

[@stratostatic]

President Biden not embarrassing the USA while in Italy.. Thank you Joe!

[@honpot2016]

what? u stay away from our capitol

[@nsaurabh25]

Yes, he didn't fell asleep.

[@smiller2044]

​@nsaurabh25 *grammatically, your sentence is incorrect*

[@longle956]

Covfefe

[@Ric0806]

​@@honpot2016What? You stay away from our country.

[@mikeoxbig7931]

“It’s his fault, it’s her fault, it’s their fault, it’s never my fault.” - Convicted Felon Don

[@randyevermore9323]

The narcissist's refrain. I have a relative with that personality disorder, so I'm very familiar with it. They are completely incapable of self-criticism.

[@dbaargosy4062]

After God, It is All My Fault. Sorry... hmmm... Lord, Am I Sorry? I must Have Emmanuel to ask that so quickly ...

[@fightthelies4349]

​@@randyevermore9323my ex is the same way. I had a friend come over for a glass blowing lesson and he parked his giant van in our driveway. She didn't look and backed into his van while it was parked. Then blamed him for parking there. Not taking into account that she was the one who didn't see a giant white work van right behind her...I have so many more of those types of stories as well. She really can't admit when she is wrong, ever.

[@sadiestoltzfus9798]

Perpetual victim hood.

[@52ponybike]

@@sadiestoltzfus9798 Victimhood is one word. And yes, you are 100% correct.

[@johnmckinnon420]

If he isn't jailed, someone should check his probation officer's bank account for a recent, large deposit!

[@scotsmanofnewengland7713]

Then check Judge Cannon phone calls to see if the traitor has talked to her since his indictment.

[@jimmyc8951]

My Dad's generation would never vote for a FELON.

[@staycurious3954]

BS! Most of tRump’s votes come from old boomers 🎉

[@lynetteeades9010]

Amen.!!!! Vote 💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💯💯

[@hugoo1549]

Trump is the only person that while in the process of getting sentenced for a felony commits another felony! This is beyond pathetic! Vote Blue!

[@CM-ho5ic]

💙

[@johnioane2930]

You sounded like your father 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lupesalaiz1529]

And yet gets to walk around free as a bird

[@Pinkielover]

Definitely vote red

[@alisongrable7209]

She was adorable. I want a mommy her up one a little sprite she is I’m sure she has lots of friends too cute for words.

[@communitygardener17]

I have no idea how President Biden handles so much travel and so many time zones, but I am in awe. The man is doing the country's business.

[@jscotthatcher380]

right? i'm in my 40s and traveling is rough. so props to the old tripping guy.

[@lawrencerodeback]

He's not handling anything

[@SayAhh]

How many months into his presidency did Trump leave the country again?

[@becker8565]

Amen 🙏 he's going to be our blessing 🙌

[@Ford_prefect_42]

I need a weekend if I just drive an hour 🤣

[@lenninyberg4064]

I just loved hearing junior say “.. government stuff “…. He’s just such a deep thinker. 😂😂😂

[@patriciapage2109]

Thank God for You and Colbert and Meyers and Fallon and... I need my Political fix for Laughter instead of Anger😅 🥰😁

[@lynetteeades9010]

Most definitely 👍💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@thomaskotula7486]

Let's not forget our friends, John Oliver and Jon Stewart

[@ag4allgood]

A convicted Felon with a firearm like DJT that is 3 years minimum right there in Prison ! Lock him up !

[@imdone7533]

Yes Donnie, their is a two tier justice system, one for us peons and one for you. Any other felon would have been arrested on the spot, but not you no not you.

[@imdone7533]

@@LiberallyAbsurd02 Not if they are a convicted felon, which he is.

[@nofybn7794]

@@LiberallyAbsurd02 RepubliCON absurd!!

[@davidcat1455]

@@LiberallyAbsurd02 So Hunter is automatically innocent according to you. Good to know.

[@bokc_beastiebeast]

@@LiberallyAbsurd02know the law smh

[@peterg5383]

"Heads I win, tails it's rigged" - Donald Trump

[@eliselambson7448]

Pretty much. 🙄

[@DissectGibberish]

@@eliselambson7448 Only in the GOP's deluded eyes.

[@samsepiol05590]

America loves Jimmy Kimmel 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@mesaeddie]

That would be Real America.

[@Grggeorge]

Speak for yourself no one likes this guy

[@kierramom0813]

I can't stand him

[@samsepiol05590]

@@Grggeorge Lmao that’s why he owns the ratings and gets MILLIONS of views/likes on all of his videos…

[@winkieblink7625]

Why can’t Convicted Felon 45 be indicted for smuggling a gun away from NY when Hunter got indicted for having a gun for 11 days then threw it away?! 45 will get a fair trial.

[@user-mz1kt6iz4e]

At this point there is no such thing. The nearest version of a fair trial for Trump would have to be something like a Ducking Stool or far, far, ..far worse.

[@SuperLeica1]

Did you mean Felon #34?

[@winkieblink7625]

@@SuperLeica1 …no. I mean, and I’ve seen Trump being referred to as “CF45”….as 45th President. That is how he should be referred as. ***Convicted Felon 45*** No honor of being a former president.

[@Readit4Life_2Chron7_14]

@@SuperLeica1 No. It's a play on him being the 45th president of the US.

[@theoriginalCoCoSmith]

Never he will never be tried for it

[@mikeoxbig7931]

‘Trump 2024’ is not a political slogan. It’s an obituary.

[@dk3941]

🤞

[@gbrown1338]

❤

[@joannajamerson35]

So correct 💯

[@impunitythebagpuss]

We live in hope....

[@jpdemer5]

It's his expiration date.

[@agolftwittler1223]

*Guilty on all 34 counts.* *Now lock him up!*

[@colleenpeck6347]

Fire crooked Judge Cannon. 🤧

[@agolftwittler1223]

@@colleenpeck6347 *ASAP* 👍

[@agolftwittler1223]

@@colleenpeck6347 Better yesterday than today 👍

[@jrcenteno1896]

​@@colleenpeck6347 YES! She's so freakin CORRUPT! But TBF, Trump hired his own Judge to help assist with his case...SMH 😖

[@agolftwittler1223]

*Odorous Don* waddled into a courtroom.............. ................and *fumigated* it 😂

[@queenbee9505]

ARREST HIM. NO PROBATION or suspended sentence for people flouting the law

[@georgiaeileanireland4308]

Don Jr. appears to be so coked up that it’s shameful.

[@charlesmartin1121]

The GOP led House of Representatives should hold itself in contempt.

[@Pbav8tor]

The rest of the world holds them contemptible.

[@terrydempsey6174]

Isn’t enough all the rest of us think they are contemptuous? (No)

[@williechavez7861]

😊

[@lindactstsy]

@@terrydempsey6174 if enough of us DID care, we’d vote BLUE down the line 😢

[@jet23851]

Nobody will understand this comment.

[@jdk5379]

“Which President’s son is on crack”? EPIC ! Thank You, Jimmy! ROFL

[@r.a.contreras174]

Right now just Don JR. Hunter looks pretty good. Hunter's clean. 😊

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

No he isn't 🙄

[@Honey-Sanchez]

Rolling On the Floor Laughing..........

[@mechez774]

"Chowder?" "A can of soup, yes." Ashley is epic

[@richduper]

That team loyalty segment at the end was so, so, so funny!!!

[@seanspartan2023]

Convicted felons are forbidden from possessing firearms... Period. Lock him up!!!

[@GoneDeadTrain1960]

He should be investigated for just being born.

[@leslieknapp8985]

​@@GoneDeadTrain1960Was he a criminal even back then? Would surprise no one. No need to go back so far, he dirtied up the last decade for himself. No one did anything to him. He is NOT a victim. 🗳️⚖️🇺🇲⚖️🗳️ 💪😎👈

[@TinaTia-eq2kh]

That's hilarious!!!! LMAO!!!!

[@kristianlarsen3543]

And Hunter...?

[@Nevertrump923]

@@kristianlarsen3543is being sentenced. He was convicted and he’s not running for office. Don’t be dense

[@Opus313]

When you vote for POTUS you are also endorsing their future administration... and Donnie's team would be an absolute nightmare!! Vote Blue 💙 folks!

[@michaelscates1836]

Its all about judges anymore! You believe in democracy you have to vote for Biden unless you're interested in no rights at all!

[@debrajenkins9211]

A word of advice just don't think negative, Vote!

[@Dan-bj7di]

Dirty Don and Sloppy Joe is like battle for the ultimate retirement home.

[@TheRealRoronoaZoro]

90% of trump’s former staff refuse to even vote for him and know how unintelligent, unprincipled and unfit for office trump is.

[@political_junkie]

While Trump dupes his MAGA supporters, we should all focus on campaigning for Joe Biden and other Democrats up and down the ballot. If you haven't started campaigning, start by talking to people around you, writing postcards, phone banking, text banking or even donating small amounts to Democratic candidates.

[@candymcmurdo01]

"Which presidents son is on crack??". 😂🤣😂💯

[@petermcmillan3446]

"The researchers follow elephants in jeeps..." Where did elephants learn to drive jeeps?

[@J-ct2wh]

One time I saw an Elephant someone taught to make paintings... but Jeep exploitation is ridiculous!

[@marvinmartin4692]

Heck how do they even fit in jeeps?

[@holliewould3.0]

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. ~ Groucho Marx

[@J-ct2wh]

@@holliewould3.0 😦🫣

[@S.Shea2432]

Title: “Trump still has gun despite felony charges.” Me: Trump is still out a “free man” even though he should’ve been behind PRISON BARS A LONG TIME AGO!!

[@cosmicraysshotsintothelight]

"out a free man" does not mean "able to own a gun". "Convicted felon", regardless of appeal status, is a FEDERAL disability to possess or own a firearm. Donald John Trump is again in violation of the law.

[@michaelgillespie1206]

There's so much he doesn't know, he doesn't know that he's already been arrested several times, he thinks that if he goes to prison, that will be his arrest. Remember his famous "never surrender" mugshot. He was being arrested.😂

[@NA-kb9ky]

You can't luck a president that has 80+ million voters. This TV show host is trying to create division between us. Then, let's put Obama behind prison bars for practicing drone attacks on his people. The law does not involve those people, it is for us poor people. Like it or not Trump ain't going anywhere!

[@KaiChao1005]

Don Jr. should be investigated for illegal possession of a firearm.

[@koriw1701]

He should be investigated for possession of DJT's genetic material. Gene police, _you, out of the pool!_

[@vidaspence4117]

His drug test must have many many witnesses, don jr seems untrustworthy. Rants on line isn't a sane action.

[@TEPO--]

Along with millions of others......

[@rebeccalyle8443]

He and Eric killed an endangered elephant. They should be arrested for that.

[@SayAhh]

@@rebeccalyle8443 And that's not an euphemism for the GOP, either.

[@pisces363]

When has Trump ever followed rules? He’s not going to give up his firearm and nobody is going to force him to.

[@janiekcarney5482]

This material is brilliant. Jimmy delivers it perfectly.

[@racheltaylor185]

Anybody else would get a FELONY charge for that!

[@jessstuart7495]

MAGA's mental gymnastics never ceases to amaze.

[@jpdemer5]

More like contortions than gymnastics. The absence of a spine makes it easy.

[@SayAhh]

If MAGA mental gymnastics were a real sport, his cult followers would have more medals than Biles and Miller combined.

[@hanjos2858]

MAGA : Mental Awkward Gymnastic Association

[@emmanueljp2449]

it’s simple for them, the rules apply to you but not to them, they are above the law.

[@rudolftrost3534]

"Mental" is right...

[@Robert-mls]

I just love that pic of deadbeat Donny getting told to sit down and shut up by Merkel. ! Lolol ☀️😎🇨🇦

[@echospaw899]

The 'Traitor Shmoe's' bit was hilarious! 🤣

[@patwagner3694]

Don Jr's voice us SO annoying. I gag when I hear him. Like father - like son.

[@jpdemer5]

I fast-forward when I see his mouth moving. (Like father, like son.)

[@Mister_Listener]

The LISP is what bothers me!

[@mykingdomforak9]

His voice is grating; I mute him.

[@freya8133]

Him and Eric!

[@edwardrichardson7076]

Also, He's on Crack!

[@mikeoxbig7931]

I was a republican for years until they found out that I keep books on my shelf.

[@MK-lh3xd]

You turned out to be an 'elite'?😅

[@brandex2011]

How did they know how to identify those things on your shelf?

[@CactusGal]

🤣🤣🤣

[@user-zb7uh2ob1r]

Little creepy, those people who switched sports teams to be on camera.

[@RelentlessOhiox]

Top tier comment. Well played.

[@patphinesee7601]

Not the Tannie Oakley moniker!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 These Trump nicknames you keep coming up with are priceless!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@gwolf7716]

People on probation can’t associate with felons either. Pretty much eliminates his VP options and entire expected cabinet nominees.

[@melissaweyrick5311]

You would think 45 is violating the terms of his pretrial release in DC and GA.

[@norrisfong6445]

He is. That's the 2 tiered system. I don't know why he whines about it.

[@m.g.1391]

But don't hold your breath expecting him to be held accountable for it anytime soon! Meanwhile if it were any other ordinary citizen, they'd have been in jail a long, LONG time ago already!

[@michaelgillespie1206]

He did that multiple times while violating his gag orders.

[@MaryWollstonecraft10]

If the classified documents case was tried where the crime happened, in DC, I believe it would have received more traction AND action.

[@karensagal8230]

@@MaryWollstonecraft10 And if it was being tried by a judge HE appointed, it might already be done...

[@agolftwittler1223]

*Nixon: "I am not a crook."* *Trump: "I am a crook, but I have immunity."*

[@1ntwndrboy198]

Orange man: I never said lock her up USA: lock him up 👍

[@agolftwittler1223]

@@1ntwndrboy198 *"Bubba",* stand back and stand by 😁

[@ward9306]

Stand in the road

[@agolftwittler1223]

@@ward9306 In the shower.

[@xy6845]

@agolftwittler meaning, "I am a wannabe dictator." Luv ur nick btw. One of my fav names for the annoying orange 🍊

[@sandraandrews9907]

That A.I. clone of Jimmy reminds me why A.I. frightens me.

[@morbidmanmusic]

Don't worry It wasn't a real AI. Sadly, they will be smarter than all humans very soon.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"Wait, which president's son is on crack?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@vinniediesel1369]

Signs of a sociopath • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory. • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority. • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong. • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner. • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt. • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.

[@mikehersh6192]

On point. Priceless

[@koriw1701]

Amen

[@paulmerritt2484]

What a bunch a bull. Nothing but every hateful lie no strangers could know about him.

[@ktmd23]

Wonder who you could be talking about 😂

[@koriw1701]

@@paulmerritt2484 Yeah, *sure.* We only have *_4 decades of his speeches, TV appearances, interviews and political interactions ever recored of him._* We couldn't possibly know _a thing_ about this shy and humble man. What a prince. 🙄🙄🙄

[@flowerfaeri]

Love the Chow-dah/Chili lady! She should get a spot on your show! 😂🤣😂

[@michaeldunigan1067]

Why does Trump have a gun? There are sharks in Florida.

[@Al-oe8ib]

Wow, dunce Jnr has a lot of guns, and he is a lot of druggie

[@edwardrichardson7076]

No doubt Don Jr. is on drugs!

[@amylazarow41]

Somebody needs to do a deep dive into Dump Jr. The guy is bizarre!!!

[@caronstout354]

Paging John Oliver..paging John Oliver!

[@jodywho6696]

The gun is an extention😂

[@DrKB1014]

It was that guy behind the camera that does the street interviews. He is so FUNNY!

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Can someone file a lawsuit or whatever the legal term is to have Trump arrested for possessing an illegal firearm?

[@luishumbertovega3900]

He is illegally possessing a firearm, the weapon is legal, he isn't !!! 😂🤣😆

[@vandalsavage1]

Snitch

[@career5690]

@@vandalsavage1who is?

[@LukeJones-bj8kl]

Haha I feel bad for your sad little lib life. You do not have funds to sue anyone.

[@laurenlundgren252]

I don't think they have to do anything. He admitted he has a gun to his probation officer, and since that violates the terms of his release, it will go straight to the judge. Merchan can either revoke his release while awaiting sentencing or take it into consideration when deciding the sentence.

[@reezefab]

Jimmy, if your over 18, 19.5 million followers vote blue 2024, that will be a good start to save democracy! Clean house vote blue 💙🇺🇸💙 all the way down the ballot.

[@wintersbattleofbands1144]

You're (you are). if you're over 18...

[@rocketsjudoka]

What's even funnier is Hormel Chili isn't even from Texas. It's from Minnesota.

[@Tanagra180]

OMG this video of the Celtic fans 😂😂😂😂 "My reputation means a lot to me."

[@RosaLopez-zw2ff]

TRUMP PRISON 2024! VOTE BLUE! 💙

[@amandablue1682]

I second that!

[@political_junkie]

If you want to protect your rights vote blue!

[@davekay9495]

FT

[@MrDan11422]

How DTJ can say anything about the judicial system, when his daddy has 91 indictments with 34 of them turned into conviction is laughable. 😂

[@kelvinyap04]

It's DJTJ to you... 😂

[@louisemccoy9410]

If he "only had a brain" ! Baby D is sooo boring !!!!

[@lilwil-ns3uo]

Every day, a new nickname! Jimmie rocks!!

[@loris6413]

Jimmy, you're the best. Thank you 👍

[@eliassalcedo5229]

I look forward to Jimmy Kimmel everyday, to help remove the MAGA conspiracies hangover.

[@justintime986]

DJTJ is higher than a kite....

[@jpdemer5]

Kite? They boy's in orbit.

[@r.a.contreras174]

He's like that all the time. I hope he doesn't overdose!

[@stephenbuckley9940]

Keith Richards looks at him and thinks...Was I ever that high?

[@caronstout354]

He makes Eric seem normal and sane!

[@reneelibby4885]

Ashley needs her own show. LOL

[@candymcmurdo01]

"My reputation means a lot to me." 😂🤣😂

[@four4eyes]

Please Americans vote blue 💙💙 come November From your neighbors and friends up here 🇨🇦

[@marieleon5485]

Pray for us

[@roberthobo4871]

Nah, were honestly better before w Trump. Homeless and crime is crazy now. NO wars with Trump. I am voting for Trump again for President. The border sucks now too. ISIS just came in through the border thanks to Biden. Sanfranciso is sueing for homeless out of control just today. all under bidens watch . oh and inflation is pretty damn high....

[@Kim-J312]

Don't give up on us 💙🇺🇸🗽

[@four4eyes]

@@Kim-J312 never

[@four4eyes]

@@marieleon5485 how about if we just hope really really hard ? I think the other way is partly to blame for some of the problem , however in no way do I wish to diminish anyone's beliefs in anything.... unless of course that belief is in Donald Trump , lol

[@sportbikejesus6297]

I love the fact that Trump is the first president who won’t be allowed to vote for himself

[@davekay9495]

dEsAntis fixed that for him

[@desperadox7565]

Ex-president!

[@annestewart5741]

I wish!

[@ProulxS]

Florida apply the rule of the state where the felon has been convicted. And New York allow convicted to vote if they didn't do jail. So until Trump does jail he's still allowed to vote in Florida. So... for now, he still can vote for himself

[@patriciasheridan7]

So glad you’re back! Funny and brilliant!

[@anabellewis5824]

Please vote for democracy, vote blue

[@hrpickinstuff]

And pay more for groceries, gas, energy, and homes. Oh, and fund new wars. You're a real genius.

[@truechef5344]

Has Don Jr not been drug tested?

[@tomindenver1331]

I have no doubt he'd score a 100% on that test.

[@stephenbuckley9940]

What drug has he not tested?

[@edwardrichardson7076]

Oh NO, he's scared to death of a drug test!

[@jrcenteno1896]

Trump for Prison 2024! 🎉

[@joetursi9573]

That would be interesting if he won the election!

[@h.g.buddne]

Heard that slogan already, just with a different name. Those were lunatics too🤦🏻‍♂️

[@gplus1000]

@@h.g.buddne The truth scares Trumpflakes. Keep up your denial.

[@user-gu2ux5ob8l]

Funny part is Hormel Chili is made in Minnesota.

[@wisdomprepper]

OMG, "Very Pinkett-Smith of him"...lmao!

[@blackthornsloe8049]

Omg . Watching Donnie Jr just makes me realize how bone weary I am of these beople and their insane , gasslighting bs . Please Jesus, make them go away .

[@b.freanch227]

HERE, HERE !!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@angryanne]

What kind of drugs makes you grimace and rant with your eyes closed?

[@Erin.56]

Which president’s son is on crack? 😂

[@blackthornsloe8049]

@@Erin.56 currently ?

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊♥️👋

[@VanMichael21]

The Larry elephant bit cracked me up lol. Also the Boston Dallas bit was hilarious.

[@birbluv9595]

The way Ashley eats her chili, those 1940’s movie stars smoking cigarettes could have learned attitude from her.

[@TheMrsSaito]

Oh he has to keep a gun for the sharks. Makes total sense right? 😂

[@EOdesigns]

No. He chooses to jump into the electrifying sinking GOP boat. The shark, a maneater, wasn't interested in him anyway.

[@user-un4zm6mu2o]

Or the batteries

[@jpdemer5]

Has the Flatulent Felon ever been seen on a boat? I think he may be afraid of the water.

[@marvinmartin4692]

I thought it was for the batteries?!

[@NevadaBoss]

Trump Jr. reminds me of the late great Rick James' classic line..."cocaine is one helluva drug." believe me...bigly.

[@paulmerritt2484]

That is Bidens son. Remember was caught with drugs.

[@aprilbrowncantstoppraising]

Thank You Jimmy for letting Tiffany show the world she's CRAZY.

[@caronstout354]

"At last..the circle is now complete"

[@rstevens1836]

The Boston Traitor Schmoes at the end was amusing. The comedy of sport fandom. 😂

[@mikeoxbig7931]

When Donald Trump sneezes, every stable genius catches a cult.

[@agolftwittler1223]

Good one 😂

[@randy7003]

When he sneezes he poops his diaper !

[@koriw1701]

Very clever!

[@LethalSaliva]

😆👍Love it!

[@peterjoshuva1521]

The metaphor of Trump having a gun and a dog having a saxophone that was pretty dope

[@john-michaellelievre6118]

Watching Donald Trump trying to run a Country, is much like watching a whale knit.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

Never hire a ditchdigger to build a rocketship. ​@@john-michaellelievre6118

[@freya8133]

How much money was thrown at those people at the end 😂

[@dav0n]

9:33 Who else immediately guessed Foreign bride?

[@JulieMackenzie-cx3hs]

This is the reason I love Boston, loyalty is not an afterthought,it’s their way of life.

[@c.a.savage5689]

You did see the entire clip, did you not? Not ONE of these so-called fans remained loyal. Sheesh!

[@adriaperezpla5021]

@@c.a.savage5689 do you know what sarcasm is?

[@edgarfigueiredo579]

Just ask whitey Bulger.

[@HondaSi2023]

@@edgarfigueiredo579 Too late

[@AdamAdkison]

THey gave each of them $500 to do the switch teams thing

[@polyglot12]

I sometimes think Don Jr is the more psychotically unstable of the two.😁

[@racheltaylor185]

You sometimes think? I always think!

[@laurenlundgren252]

Thank god he's not running for prez. Of course, if Orange34 gets elected, Jr. will be next in line of succession. Oy! Or what if we get Ivanka as our first female prez? Double oy!

[@takkieterror5152]

​@@laurenlundgren252I as well suspect they will want to skip the voting bit and directly appoint a throne heir.

[@paulkeith3982]

They've all eaten from the same lead plate.

[@bobbywilson2008]

Know body is better on the streets (public) than Jake Larry Byrd. The GOAT of breaking people in public! Keep it up! Love it!😂

[@robinelizabeth386]

I love ❤ watching this "washed up, no good" Kimmel monologue. Love you Jimmy.

[@NiceGuyE]

How lost Guillermo is sometimes when Jimmy asks him something hilarious 🤣

[@jeffreycarman2185]

3:43 this is the kind of “heads I win win, tails you lose” mental gymnastics that the party of the failed former President excels at.

[@doktortutankamazon31]

I have been telling MAGA and Christian Nationalists that HE has sacrificed his only living son, Hunter. It really gets them going. 😂😂

[@bubblesezblonde]

Really great work Jimmy & Molly thanks.

[@MightyMaiT]

Which President’s son is on crack?! 😅😂🤣

[@r.a.contreras174]

Only one right now. Don Jr. Hunter is clean.

[@r.a.contreras174]

Not President BIDEN son. He's clean. 🎉

[@CaptainCologne]

I thought Stormy confirmed Trump has no gun.

[@HastolNafor]

Snubnose revolter

[@blaineboyle5997]

Mushroom BB gun

[@Lupin788]

She said he had a "peepee shooter".

[@FocusKnob]

Jesse James gave him a custom made gun. Will he have to return it now?

[@thetinman7371]

🤣

[@chrisjarvis9659]

The fan flip flip has to be the funniest idea you’ve had. Bravo

[@herohero8620]

Thank you for the laughs

*To the gentle soul reading this, blessings upon you and may your dreams come true. Embrace the moment.* 🍊

[@terrydempsey6174]

How’d you know? 😢

[@CharlesJohnson-ui2pk]

It is a violation of his probation!!!!! And Don Jr ? .. seriously? With is he on???!

[@jpdemer5]

Cocaine. Looks like he's getting the good stuff, too.

[@blechtic]

Probably the same stuff he got for free from the WH. Or a cheaper alternative.

[@edwardrichardson7076]

CRACK COCAINE

[@robertgandler3177]

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks again my friend!

[@sharrielee911]

So there's no loyality with the fans in Boston 🤣 lmao 🤣

[@Pete_R63]

DJTJ is on the booger sugar!