Trump STILL STEWING Over Jimmy’s Oscars Joke, He Spins “Bloodbath” Remarks & We Quiz MAGA Patriots

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Күн бұрын

Jimmy’s son Billy had a list of things he was expecting for St. Patrick’s Day, the large orange leprechaun Donald Trump spent his weekend stewing over a joke Jimmy made about him at the Oscars, people all over are making “Isn’t it Past Your Jail Time?” merchandise, Trump’s lawyers told the court today that they can’t find anyone to put up the $454 million bond he needs to cover what he owes the state of New York, Donny made a stop in Dayton, Ohio where he made some disturbing remarks, his former Vice Poodle is not being a very good boy, and we sent a crew to a Trump rally in South Carolina to give those gathered a simple citizenship test.
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@jeffpoteau4357
@jeffpoteau4357 10 ай бұрын
OMG the nail clipping put me on the floor. You are the best Jimmy!
@kyriethika
@kyriethika 10 ай бұрын
"Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST line ever!
@chetsavage2536
@chetsavage2536 10 ай бұрын
It needs to be put on shirts/signs/ect and used to troll trump at EVERY event from now til election day.
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 10 ай бұрын
I want one of those t-shirts!
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 10 ай бұрын
Ever.
@Erasureeraser
@Erasureeraser 10 ай бұрын
Best joke that Kimmel has given at any Oscars host that he ever did 😂
@Mojo182100
@Mojo182100 10 ай бұрын
@PeteTellsItHoweItIs Oh, but there is a point. Even if he spends 5 minutes.
@kellyharrison5184
@kellyharrison5184 10 ай бұрын
Thank you, Jimmy! You are a National Treasure.
@RayZavala-Chosen
@RayZavala-Chosen 10 ай бұрын
Thank You for a good dose of laughter, Jimmy, You're blessed with an Aura of talent. And You make the world a better place. Thanks Jimmy. 😊
@susannpatton2893
@susannpatton2893 10 ай бұрын
That fool has no right to salute. He didn't go into military service He called them losers He is a disgrace
@annakingry9157
@annakingry9157 10 ай бұрын
And kept his hat on during the national anthem.
@ThirtyYearstoolate
@ThirtyYearstoolate 10 ай бұрын
FIVE time draft-dodger saluted?
@WillBravoNotEvil
@WillBravoNotEvil 10 ай бұрын
@@annakingry9157 That's anathema. Plus as noted, no uniform, no salute!
@TokenWhiteGuyAGR
@TokenWhiteGuyAGR 10 ай бұрын
Why are you talking about Biden?
@judykathrine2485
@judykathrine2485 10 ай бұрын
EXACTLY
@garrybrown3165
@garrybrown3165 10 ай бұрын
The WHOLE world is watching. And LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 10 ай бұрын
💯
@srp4551
@srp4551 10 ай бұрын
Most freaking awesome billboards ever! Jimmy you're a legend!
@mandyinseattle
@mandyinseattle 10 ай бұрын
We need billboards everywhere.
@kevintaylor5534
@kevintaylor5534 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 oh jimmy that skit with melanie😂😂 is amazing ,you outdone yourself this time 😅😅😂😂😂
@KarenSharin
@KarenSharin 10 ай бұрын
Omg 😂 the toe nail clipping and Melania puking 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
@Bonnie-rj2jz
@Bonnie-rj2jz 10 ай бұрын
That's one segment trump isn't going to try and spin. Or truth about.
@rickj1983
@rickj1983 10 ай бұрын
I've heard that saying is now on billboards, bumper stickers and t-shirts all over the country. Love it!
@samfedor2194
@samfedor2194 10 ай бұрын
We need a SKY WRITER!!!
@patphinesee7601
@patphinesee7601 10 ай бұрын
​@samfedor2194 You are so right!! And to add insult to injury, another plane flying a huge banner with Jimmy Kimmel's picture next to that slogan. ConDon would turn fire engine red bed be so mad!😂😂😂
@A.Briggs628
@A.Briggs628 10 ай бұрын
Isn’t it past your jail time, Donny!? We love you, Jimmy! Thank you!
@lastjob2011
@lastjob2011 10 ай бұрын
Anyone with more than 10 brain cells knows to never go up against a Comedian. You will always lose!
@slimc3769
@slimc3769 10 ай бұрын
You people have been waiting almost a decade for Trump to go to jail for something and he keeps beating case after case with zero jail time. I wonder why? Probably because he is not guilty!
@lynnreinholt1088
@lynnreinholt1088 10 ай бұрын
​@@ivanminayev2044 I would beg Zelensky...never-mind!!!! I'm married! 😂
@printer1105
@printer1105 10 ай бұрын
My stomach literally turned when they opened with the hostage speech. This man is truly an arch villain.
@peterbaker3429
@peterbaker3429 10 ай бұрын
I'd agree only with the description, a true Aerosol
@akwawka
@akwawka 10 ай бұрын
Here in Australia, we are still laughing at Jimmy Kimmel's Oscar night mockery of Trump, and this segment added more sugar frosting to the sweet, sweet dishing up. Please keep it coming, a cardiac arrest would be the topping.
@sprig5173
@sprig5173 10 ай бұрын
❤ it!
@chopperchopper1418
@chopperchopper1418 10 ай бұрын
That's why you're in the land down under.
@markmonaghan2309
@markmonaghan2309 10 ай бұрын
​@@chopperchopper1418 you should change your name to blah blah.
@TheKrispyfort
@TheKrispyfort 10 ай бұрын
You gotta hava heart to have a cardiac event.
@shaneeslick
@shaneeslick 10 ай бұрын
@@chopperchopper1418 🤨WTF, that is so STOOPID & makes NO Sense.
@catherinestewart3864
@catherinestewart3864 10 ай бұрын
I’ve never laughed so much. Jimmy Kimmel you’re a legend 😂😂😂😂 keep sticking it to him. Cheers from Australia 🇦🇺
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 10 ай бұрын
Same here from Oz he is the funniest of all!! 😂😂🇦🇺
@FredAmaya8
@FredAmaya8 10 ай бұрын
"I just want to find $454 million, which is 453M more than we have." LMAO...!
@jamessteffany9228
@jamessteffany9228 10 ай бұрын
Funny,Now that would be great on a t-shirt!! 🤣😆😁😂😅
@gloriasmith7797
@gloriasmith7797 10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CryingIsntAnOption
@CryingIsntAnOption 10 ай бұрын
FredAmaya8 For The Win!!!! Best comment today! 😊😂
@user-hk9ye5wx4e
@user-hk9ye5wx4e 10 ай бұрын
FredAmaya8 You just made my day!! Funny
@echarts1946
@echarts1946 10 ай бұрын
Best response yet.
@andrewsgroup4139
@andrewsgroup4139 10 ай бұрын
OMG - Jimmy and your talented writers nailed it. Brightest part of my day is this segment! Hope there are more normal people out there in the USA and we all avoid the chaotic "bloodbath" that will follow if that big orange leprechaun get elected. From your close neighbour to the north, I for one am scared. :(
@Rosemary-dy1rf
@Rosemary-dy1rf 10 ай бұрын
Can't blame you for being scared IF Trump gets back in office. God have mercy on us IF he does
@TrishBishop-k8x
@TrishBishop-k8x 10 ай бұрын
So sad this has been happening over the last few yrs! Hope it all works out for the better @ best come "November @ Beyond '!
@pinkysimmsBMMM
@pinkysimmsBMMM 10 ай бұрын
Oh no now you've done it Jimmy... Donnie is going to go nuts over the editing... laughing with you every night here in Canada.. laughing 24 AT you Donnie.
@RogerPeet
@RogerPeet 10 ай бұрын
Kimmel kills it, everynight. I hope he never retires.
@ksc743
@ksc743 10 ай бұрын
I recall he nearly went nuts working part-time from home during covid. He will never retire🙌😅
@Maggie-rr8gi
@Maggie-rr8gi 10 ай бұрын
Me too.
@mickeyfilmer5551
@mickeyfilmer5551 10 ай бұрын
" Isn't it past your Jailtime ? " Has to be The Best One Liner of the Decade!😂
@festivus4405
@festivus4405 10 ай бұрын
Al Pacino didn’t think so. 😂😂
@davescott7680
@davescott7680 10 ай бұрын
It was the first joke Jimmy Kimmel's ever made that I've laughed at.
@dawnreynolds6740
@dawnreynolds6740 10 ай бұрын
​@@davescott7680Then you have no sense of humor!
@bryancroley2667
@bryancroley2667 10 ай бұрын
Yet here you are in the comments of a video from his show...🤔​@@davescott7680
@Redeyez2424
@Redeyez2424 10 ай бұрын
@@dawnreynolds6740 You thinking jimmy kimmel is funny shows that you dont have a sense of humor
@NotInMyName01
@NotInMyName01 10 ай бұрын
Sock it to the Orange Toad Jimmy! Here in Scotland, I watch your show with a smile on my face.
@helenhoier1742
@helenhoier1742 10 ай бұрын
Keep up the great work Jimmy. This was one of your best 🇬🇧
@joyceguilfoyle5366
@joyceguilfoyle5366 10 ай бұрын
Most of us in the US agree with you and Trump Falls for every single time
@DavidhenshawSZU
@DavidhenshawSZU 10 ай бұрын
"Barbie was laughing at you", officially quote of the year 🤣🤣🤣
@DavidStowers-o7k
@DavidStowers-o7k 10 ай бұрын
The look on Annette Benning's face during the Oscars clip, PRICELESS!
@teresev1435
@teresev1435 10 ай бұрын
that look on Annette Benning's face was sheer glee, wasn't it? Her smile couldn't get any bigger.
@Sweetlyfe
@Sweetlyfe 10 ай бұрын
I’ve always had a crush on her, smart strong woman, beautiful who is politically active. Love her.
@stefanschleps8758
@stefanschleps8758 10 ай бұрын
Thank you Jimmy. That crack about Trump playing Scrabble was priceless! Stay strong. All the best!
@person2463
@person2463 10 ай бұрын
Kovfefe.., is that how you spell it?
@kitwaz
@kitwaz 10 ай бұрын
​@@person2463lmbao memories are made of this 😂
@rebeccabrown6785
@rebeccabrown6785 10 ай бұрын
Keep up the good work Jimmy. I love you are living rent free in Frumpy's head.
@bluecurlygirl
@bluecurlygirl 10 ай бұрын
Well let's face it, when you look inside Trump's head all that's there is a sign that says "Space to let".
@philipschmierer3429
@philipschmierer3429 10 ай бұрын
The "Isn't it past your Jail time ?" , has to be one of the most cutting lines and it was perfect , I mean really PERFECT (unlike Agents Orange's "perfect" phone call) Right on Jimmy !
@BLSFL_HAZE
@BLSFL_HAZE 10 ай бұрын
Agent Orange!!!! 😂 LOVE IT!!!! 🤣🤣
@DadaPoopoo
@DadaPoopoo 10 ай бұрын
Read the whole thing that Jimmy "blah blah blahed" over. Trump won that round. Unless you have TDS.
@Historybluff1986
@Historybluff1986 10 ай бұрын
Especially when an entire room full of people is laughing at him and he can’t do anything but sit and take it. Jimmy stuck the landing on that joke.
@donweber8667
@donweber8667 10 ай бұрын
​@BLSFL_HAZE Double Agent no doubt, and he's not just Putin it on for show...
@glennbritten3044
@glennbritten3044 10 ай бұрын
Bloody funny Mate, good job, USA needs more blokes like you!
@secondaccount6716
@secondaccount6716 10 ай бұрын
Good onya cobber :D
@IAmHereForeve
@IAmHereForeve 10 ай бұрын
It's a bloodbath.
@jollyjoker888
@jollyjoker888 10 ай бұрын
Seating chart suggests you put the "Blokes" next to the "Broads" ...So it will be ...Bloke-Broad-Bloke-Broad...
@theresehopkins1581
@theresehopkins1581 10 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel... your shows just keep getting better and better!!! 😂🤣😅❤❤❤
@Shea3224
@Shea3224 10 ай бұрын
Jimmy DON'T stop with the Trump jokes. Keep them coming!! I freaking LOVE them!! Lmao!! 🤣🤣
@dilligaf4219
@dilligaf4219 10 ай бұрын
Jimmy doesn't have to make trump jokes, trump is the biggest joke out there (although a bad one)
@Shea3224
@Shea3224 10 ай бұрын
​​@@dilligaf4219, So True!! 💯
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 10 ай бұрын
Donnie is the grift that keeps on giving.
@waryaawariiri1812
@waryaawariiri1812 10 ай бұрын
Topic derail: What happened to *Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live* segments that opened the show? Did one of these clip owers previously featured sue this show? It just disappeared.
@furball8967
@furball8967 10 ай бұрын
Love them too!! Jimmy is just killing Trump!
@azarml
@azarml 10 ай бұрын
I just plain love you, Jimmy, and your writers. Great stuff. Love Guillermo too, the good-natured sidekick who has become a celebrity.
@cal88usa
@cal88usa 10 ай бұрын
isn’t past your jail time. I LOVE IT JIMMY. Keep getting under Trumps orange skin. We were all laughing at Trump and not with him.
@deborahmaupin5092
@deborahmaupin5092 6 ай бұрын
Fellow Jimmy fan.....LOVE how he gets under Trumpler's skin!
@JusticeAlways
@JusticeAlways 10 ай бұрын
This video is worth watching repeatedly....😊 It's my morning starter..
@carolynthiebes9959
@carolynthiebes9959 10 ай бұрын
So, this needs to be nominated for an EMMY. Best Monologue EVER!
@daviedood2503
@daviedood2503 10 ай бұрын
🤘🤣🔥
@reggienaidoo6514
@reggienaidoo6514 10 ай бұрын
It was entertaining.
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 10 ай бұрын
💯 it was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
@jr85009
@jr85009 10 ай бұрын
Perfection!
@AlexanderPacha
@AlexanderPacha 10 ай бұрын
Fully agree
@janicemoore6281
@janicemoore6281 10 ай бұрын
I want a shirt "Isn't it Past Your Jail Time". Brilliant! Best joke ever.
@vickijobardecker7188
@vickijobardecker7188 10 ай бұрын
It's amazing to see the comments from people and other countries. They too know that the orange blob is a joke. Keep up the good work Jimmy.
@daviegriffin3539
@daviegriffin3539 10 ай бұрын
*Cheers 🍻 from México!* 🌴🍹💙🇲🇽
@kylees44
@kylees44 10 ай бұрын
@@daviegriffin3539cheers 🎉
@micksutton4822
@micksutton4822 10 ай бұрын
sadly, we dont get a vote!
@udontknowmeno
@udontknowmeno 8 ай бұрын
It just so unreal watching all of it from Germany
@mlevey820
@mlevey820 7 ай бұрын
I'm from the UK. The idea that your country might elect a convicted criminal utterly astounds me. I.just don't understand it; this would not happen in my country. It just wouldn't be legal. 'Driven by a noble purchase?' Never....not that man.
@Digger121954
@Digger121954 10 ай бұрын
Kimmel, always entertaining, is my hero now. Bravo, Sir
@texasrefugee7888
@texasrefugee7888 10 ай бұрын
I love you, Jimmy, Writers, Guillermo, Cleto &Cletones. You always make me 🤣😂😅
@nopenope5042
@nopenope5042 10 ай бұрын
Cleto and co don’t do anything Cept cover a demo
@texasrefugee7888
@texasrefugee7888 10 ай бұрын
@@nopenope5042 Oh, that's a critical argument.You're making there g
@MrPenguin117
@MrPenguin117 10 ай бұрын
@@nopenope5042Dude, are you for real right now? lol Jimmy and Cleto have been best friends since they were in school, they played in the band for their school, and they actually play music, not some music track dude! Just look up “Jimmy Kimmel 20th Anniversary Monologue” and that’s your proof! 😂
@nopenope5042
@nopenope5042 10 ай бұрын
@@texasrefugee7888 I meannn. Am I wrong?
@ac2leung
@ac2leung 10 ай бұрын
And don’t forget Molly, the show’s executive producer, co-head writer… and his wife! 😉
@shaunlovett1565
@shaunlovett1565 10 ай бұрын
New Zealand loves you Jimmy
@morganbrooking9720
@morganbrooking9720 10 ай бұрын
No they don't
@SanjuanitaCruz
@SanjuanitaCruz 10 ай бұрын
@@morganbrooking9720yes they do
@kellycook3914
@kellycook3914 10 ай бұрын
🇺🇲💙🇳🇿
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 10 ай бұрын
@@morganbrooking9720yes they do same as Australia and the UK and all over the world… Jimmy is hilarious 😂😂😂
@gerryclarke9795
@gerryclarke9795 10 ай бұрын
@@evaadams8298 Agreed Ireland here!
@ingeborgpadgett7079
@ingeborgpadgett7079 10 ай бұрын
I just love the “past your jail time “
@prospere4u
@prospere4u 10 ай бұрын
That bedroom skit was brilliantly ebil. Still laughing. :D
@deborahhanley2756
@deborahhanley2756 10 ай бұрын
Jimmy you’re the best. I love your satire and so happy you have beaten the crap out of him every time you’re on air. You’ve saved the country’s sanity.
@charisahoman2082
@charisahoman2082 10 ай бұрын
Thank you, Jimmy, for making a statement while also making me laugh. I need that so much right now. ❤
@RaBjr.
@RaBjr. 10 ай бұрын
it just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
@lynnreinholt1088
@lynnreinholt1088 10 ай бұрын
And we aren't even in Austin, TX!! Or Florida!!🙃🤪🤣
@themorales6
@themorales6 10 ай бұрын
The field piece was PERFECTION. More of that, please. Such idiocy in the MAGA base. Also, I love how Kimmel can get under Trump’s skin. Keep it up!😂
@shanedaley6236
@shanedaley6236 10 ай бұрын
So you don't love your country or want to protect it so you vote for Biden who thinks Rome is in the US
@Holdenwhat
@Holdenwhat 10 ай бұрын
Even trump’s first answer for the supreme law of the land would not be “guns”.
@68great
@68great 10 ай бұрын
Jimmy that Trump and Melania skit was pure gold. I think there is more to be mined. Keep it up.
@ianthesoccerref
@ianthesoccerref 10 ай бұрын
I thought it was just going to be the crickets. That would've fit their conversation perfectly. Then they hit us with that eye searing moment😵‍💫🤣🤣
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 10 ай бұрын
Except for the unbelievable assumption they share a bed...😅😅
@Oneshot8242
@Oneshot8242 10 ай бұрын
Best laugh of the day!
@ct5625
@ct5625 10 ай бұрын
Of course, keeping it up is something Mango Mussolini can't do. ;)
@catherinewhitman8333
@catherinewhitman8333 10 ай бұрын
​@@ianthesoccerrefmore like ALINA HABABA!! NOT MELANIA!😊
@benedixtify
@benedixtify 10 ай бұрын
Dump "is still stewing" is wonderful to hear
@all0utmetal735
@all0utmetal735 10 ай бұрын
lol… democrats fell on their faces after a 4 year investigation turned up NOTHING. But Trump is stewing? You’re even funnier than Kimmel lol.
@danielgloverpiano7693
@danielgloverpiano7693 10 ай бұрын
@@all0utmetal735 Russian collusion was proven in multiple investigations. I speak Russian and they admitted it. The Department of Homeland Security confirmed that Russia successfully hacked voting systems in 41 states. Trump has never won an election and never will.
@lynnreinholt1088
@lynnreinholt1088 10 ай бұрын
Ssomething stewing in his diaper! 😂
@breakmylegs7294
@breakmylegs7294 10 ай бұрын
When sitting on a chair the Donald always looks like he's sitting on a hidden Dill Doe
@shawnfuzy3191
@shawnfuzy3191 10 ай бұрын
I got to get a, "Isn't it past your jail time?" So perfect..... You rock Jimmy!!
@omnientertainment5852
@omnientertainment5852 10 ай бұрын
This put a smile in my face. I rarely watch but glad I did.
@karenjordan5731
@karenjordan5731 10 ай бұрын
That was one of your best Jimmy! Standing ovation ❤
@jennywitkop8467
@jennywitkop8467 10 ай бұрын
I live the fact thst Jimmy keeps poking at Trump. You know itdrives him nuts and I love it
@wallace_n_gromit3180
@wallace_n_gromit3180 10 ай бұрын
You go, Jimmy!!!
@caroljones5334
@caroljones5334 10 ай бұрын
Go get him and please keep at it!!! Anyone who has a platform must laugh at him and tell it how it is!!!
@beebe7477
@beebe7477 10 ай бұрын
Best show yet!! 🤣🤣🤣 Kimmel is on fire!!! 🔥🔥🔥
@patriciamurfitt4590
@patriciamurfitt4590 10 ай бұрын
Makes me so happy to see those billboards. Isn't it past your jail time 😅
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 10 ай бұрын
"And all he had to do was keep his mouth shut." -Donnie, without a hint of self awareness.
@edvh88
@edvh88 10 ай бұрын
LITERALLY!
@beverlyhollis3724
@beverlyhollis3724 10 ай бұрын
That's what makes It SO HALARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@annettegeorge209
@annettegeorge209 10 ай бұрын
He couldn't keep his mouth shut as he tells alot BS
@libbyhobbs4637
@libbyhobbs4637 10 ай бұрын
EVER!
@annettegeorge209
@annettegeorge209 10 ай бұрын
He's always BS'S just dribbles it out.
@ashamed1225
@ashamed1225 10 ай бұрын
I can honestly say this is gold 😂😂😂😂😂
@marilulopez3937
@marilulopez3937 10 ай бұрын
Keep up good work Jimmy Kimmel love your show God bless you with many, many more years of entertainment!!!!
@davidfeinstein4067
@davidfeinstein4067 10 ай бұрын
Those traitors don't rate a salute and he shouldn't be saluting traitors. It's sickening
@morgantylerv9406
@morgantylerv9406 10 ай бұрын
It most certainly is!
@mytak3530
@mytak3530 10 ай бұрын
Never trust a draft dodger telling you how to be patriotic
@timothyhall7153
@timothyhall7153 10 ай бұрын
Well he's the top traitor so, yeah, it makes sense
@sheilamacdougal4874
@sheilamacdougal4874 10 ай бұрын
"What is the supreme law of the land?" What a stupid question. The constitution isn't a "law"; if anything, it's a broad set of laws governing (or constraining) how other laws are made or what other laws are permissible. Very likely most people questioned didn't get what was being asked; the question implies that there is a single "law" of paramount importance or authority.
@sheilamacdougal4874
@sheilamacdougal4874 10 ай бұрын
@@madreese69 Projection. That's the salute you like.
@ashleytaveras9035
@ashleytaveras9035 10 ай бұрын
"Isn't it past your jail time?" 😂😂😂😂 Jimmy Kimmel just won himself an Oscar for that line!
@helios7212
@helios7212 10 ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳💯💯🍾🏆
@android12921
@android12921 10 ай бұрын
Great extemporaneous writing
@BunnyChik
@BunnyChik 10 ай бұрын
BEST LINE EVER!! LOVE IT! 😂
@bauerpower83
@bauerpower83 10 ай бұрын
Jimmy definitely don't write his own stuff. He would have a.i do it before he takes the time
@Erasureeraser
@Erasureeraser 10 ай бұрын
Best joke that he has ever given at any Oscars hosting gig that he has done so far 😂
@davekisor1486
@davekisor1486 10 ай бұрын
As an honorably discharged Naval Veteran who is authorized to render a hand salute, I find Trump rendering a hand salute as unconscionable.
@mbrewton9067
@mbrewton9067 10 ай бұрын
I'm a vet as well and feel his salute was despicable. To think he was our Commander in Chief and said we are suckers & losers.
@sanmassara2541
@sanmassara2541 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service. ♡
@furlosifurfox5794
@furlosifurfox5794 10 ай бұрын
Everything Trump does is a mockery of this great country. I feel your pain brother.
@EarthFlow_erPower
@EarthFlow_erPower 10 ай бұрын
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@cherifurr3935
@cherifurr3935 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service, Sir.
@denisebonati-nv7cm
@denisebonati-nv7cm 10 ай бұрын
You’re killing it Jimmy! Keep it up, love you and your show.
@d.thomas6988
@d.thomas6988 10 ай бұрын
Keep him distracted and drive him nuts !! Good work jimmy!
@wildbillchristiansen993
@wildbillchristiansen993 10 ай бұрын
Truth Social-has lost 31.6 million and is what 73 million in debt???
@toddklempan105
@toddklempan105 10 ай бұрын
What’s the opposite of the Midas Touch?
@dragon-ed1hz
@dragon-ed1hz 10 ай бұрын
@@toddklempan105 The Trump Touch.
@Bonnie-rj2jz
@Bonnie-rj2jz 10 ай бұрын
But his worshippers hear him say that ridiculous merger is going through at $4 billion for him. And they BELIEVE it.
@dceplay
@dceplay 10 ай бұрын
He’s King Midas in reverse.....
@EastshoreCarp
@EastshoreCarp 10 ай бұрын
@@toddklempan105Trump poke?
@Patrick-dn2cb
@Patrick-dn2cb 10 ай бұрын
Kimmel, whoever came up wth that great "when the citizenship hits the fan" deserves a pay rise! 👋👍
@VintageVantage79
@VintageVantage79 10 ай бұрын
When your former VP will not endorse you, well, there is no bigger insult.
@yosemitegirlCA
@yosemitegirlCA 10 ай бұрын
Depends on who the VP was.
@kenrolltideAlabama
@kenrolltideAlabama 10 ай бұрын
If you remember Obama would not indorce Hillary. Acourse is might be because of her having the Russian hox put in play against her opponent which cist Tax payers millions and millions of dollars not including causing voters to faulsly place their volt for president. Course she was found guilty pluse pf that too in the end. She was never charged like is always the case with demacrates in the weaponised pro demacrate FBI and higher key parts of our goverment. Republicans are gone after with everything, even things not even leagaly.
@thejediway
@thejediway 10 ай бұрын
No one as deserving either.
@plantbasedsenior4240
@plantbasedsenior4240 10 ай бұрын
@@yosemitegirlCA Oh Please, it wouldn't matter. If they don't bend the knee, they are person non grata to MAGA.
@r.b.l.5841
@r.b.l.5841 10 ай бұрын
except when the wife sues for better financial terms just before the NY trial verdict.
@eduardpena6580
@eduardpena6580 10 ай бұрын
It was the BIGGEST TAKEDOWN EVER!!! Way to go Jimmy! And on live television at that! Excellent!
@michelemchenry3500
@michelemchenry3500 10 ай бұрын
Nobody does it better! ❤❤
@cindysouthern
@cindysouthern 10 ай бұрын
Best burn ever! Kimmel is comedic gold!🔥
@all0utmetal735
@all0utmetal735 10 ай бұрын
lol ok Kelso 👌🏻
@PatrickRamalinga
@PatrickRamalinga 10 ай бұрын
Keep on roasting DT Sir. Thks. ❤❤❤
@anitabateman-joynes1904
@anitabateman-joynes1904 10 ай бұрын
I was not having a good day today but when I clicked on to see what had aired……I literally burst into laughter until I cried. Thank you Jimmy.❤❤❤❤
@Annaisse3112
@Annaisse3112 10 ай бұрын
Me too!! This is the best thing to happen to Trump in ages. HILARIOUS. And Trump took the bait……
@elaineisabelle427
@elaineisabelle427 10 ай бұрын
Hope your day and week get better.
@anitabateman-joynes1904
@anitabateman-joynes1904 10 ай бұрын
@@elaineisabelle427 Thank you! It did.
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 10 ай бұрын
There is a reason why Jimmy is on his way to 20mill subscribers! So bloody funny 😂😂😂
@curtiscarlson8958
@curtiscarlson8958 10 ай бұрын
keep pestering DT. You are doing the Lord's work!!!
@vickijobardecker7188
@vickijobardecker7188 10 ай бұрын
And Amen
@lastjob2011
@lastjob2011 10 ай бұрын
@hiphoppingalong Jimmy is earning Heavenly Brownie Points for sure! You don't see many men standing up to Putin's Pawn!
@ShepardfortheLord
@ShepardfortheLord 10 ай бұрын
Its actually the other way around ...
@kayc.5213
@kayc.5213 10 ай бұрын
​@ShepardfortheLord ...Really? Tell us more
@ShepardfortheLord
@ShepardfortheLord 10 ай бұрын
@@kayc.5213 Spiritual: Trump stands for G-d. He goes around showing his support for the Bible, and, as a good Christian, stands up for Israel. (as do I). All G-d’s wishes. Anything opposing G-d and supporting the opposition against G-d, comes from the Adversary (aka the d.e.v.i.l) QED
@gordonakers8247
@gordonakers8247 10 ай бұрын
When he’s making “that move” what about the people sitting behind him in the audience”. LOL 😳😂😝😜
@smyrnamauras
@smyrnamauras 10 ай бұрын
It was a knockout of an answer you gave him! I was watching yout! Very proud of you!
@reidsusan4
@reidsusan4 10 ай бұрын
Omg I almost spit out my coffee when you gave the maggots the citizen exam. 😂😂😅😂
@bunzeebear2973
@bunzeebear2973 10 ай бұрын
I as a Canadian, knew more than they did(except for the campfire song) no matter how many hockey games I go to. Maybe becuz I was getting CANADIAN beer?
@slactweak
@slactweak 10 ай бұрын
My father was military and stood sponsor for two of his soldiers immigrant wives. I was present when both women went through their final test and their naturalization ceremonies. Most people have no clue about what an immigrant must know about this country in order to pass those tests. I would challenge ANY born citizen of the US, (other than an US History professor or scholar), to pass the tests required of someone seeking to become a naturalized citizen of the US. I will say, with the utmost confidence, that at LEAST 95% of everyone born and raised in this country, (including myself), would fail those tests miserably.
@ttr1360
@ttr1360 10 ай бұрын
They probably know MORE HISTORY than tRUMP!
@lynnreinholt1088
@lynnreinholt1088 10 ай бұрын
​@@bunzeebear2973 😂 oh I miss Canadian beer! Lol! I ❤ Canada
@Terastas
@Terastas 10 ай бұрын
"I love the poorly educated!"
@MariDjerf-x2w
@MariDjerf-x2w 10 ай бұрын
Jimmy I laughed so hard I almost died, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I live in Sweden and I watch your show on youtube. Keep up the good work
@kathyb9382
@kathyb9382 10 ай бұрын
Laughing my head off from the Bahamas 😂😂😂
@Salabensongh
@Salabensongh 10 ай бұрын
how are you doing today?
@susandumoulin1663
@susandumoulin1663 10 ай бұрын
Love you Jimny. Keep getting under Trump's skin.
@srp4551
@srp4551 10 ай бұрын
Yes! Ditto!
@VladimirPutin-p3t
@VladimirPutin-p3t 10 ай бұрын
Knowing that Kimmel makes Trump gnash his teeth and throw his ketchup at the wall makes my whole goddamned day
@KH102695
@KH102695 10 ай бұрын
Isn't it past HIS jail time?? Thanks Jimmy for one of the best lines ever!!
@mountdoomee
@mountdoomee 10 ай бұрын
NPC comment
@terriquinlan7683
@terriquinlan7683 10 ай бұрын
You have his number, Jimmy. He's envious as hell. You're smart, handsome and funny, and fuel for his feverish fantasies about silencing critics.
@shielanunn3484
@shielanunn3484 10 ай бұрын
Oh GOD those Fox Folks...Jeez lets take that to the Supreme Court And they can decide what trump meant
@ferise1
@ferise1 10 ай бұрын
Cringe
@ADVENTURESOFBZ
@ADVENTURESOFBZ 10 ай бұрын
The president of the United States is envious of Jimmy friggin Kimmel😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ChozoSR388
@ChozoSR388 10 ай бұрын
And Rump is none of those things
@melissa81980
@melissa81980 10 ай бұрын
I love that you are laughing it up that Trump was so bothered by your joke at the oscars! You are hilarious! Keep it up!
@ThatDamnTaurus
@ThatDamnTaurus 10 ай бұрын
Thank you Jimmy all heroes don't wear capes.
@mydogdeli
@mydogdeli 10 ай бұрын
Superman does, and so does Batman. Oh, you mean, not all heroes wear capes. 😉
@mrneutral5081
@mrneutral5081 10 ай бұрын
The orange man in the bedroom scene made me laugh so much I think I cracked a rib. Brilliant.
@lynemac2539
@lynemac2539 10 ай бұрын
Careful!
@BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x
@BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x 10 ай бұрын
Being on the verge of having his assets seized is not the “bloodbath” Donnie had hoped for.
@kmitchell3008
@kmitchell3008 10 ай бұрын
HE MEANT BUBBABATH. BUBBA HAD TEARS IN HIS EYES.
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 10 ай бұрын
Big, strong bubbas
@SixSonn
@SixSonn 10 ай бұрын
You drool at the sight of political persecution.
@susanhenry6834
@susanhenry6834 10 ай бұрын
His blood is boiling I bet.
@kamwickw933
@kamwickw933 10 ай бұрын
@@SixSonnwhat political persecution? You don’t believe in the rule of law? You’re projecting. Just because MAGA officials would engage in weaponization of the DOJ doesn’t mean the normal, nonMAGA officials would.
@JBrunoJr1
@JBrunoJr1 10 ай бұрын
Keep it up Jimmy! You're the best!
@nopenope5042
@nopenope5042 10 ай бұрын
I like that jimmy goes hard when ppl come after him.
@dcd5362
@dcd5362 10 ай бұрын
I have nothing but love for you Jimmy. You are a great host and what a great show! ❤❤
@robynsegg
@robynsegg 10 ай бұрын
St. Fatty... I was in the middle of taking my meds when I heard this. I'm so glad I didn't choke! 🤣
@megfarrell8566
@megfarrell8566 10 ай бұрын
Bravo, Jimmy, Bravo 👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼
@alaskawatchers8045
@alaskawatchers8045 10 ай бұрын
🎶I owe! I owe!🎶 🎶It's off to court I go!🎶 🎶 I'll appeal the case and lose again!🎶 🎶I owe! I owe! I owe! I owe!🎶 Trump
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 10 ай бұрын
I love this! 😊❤
@lawrencef4356
@lawrencef4356 10 ай бұрын
His broke …hahahaha ..bye bye tRUMP
@Faks-Now
@Faks-Now 10 ай бұрын
Good one.
@n.a.lockhart
@n.a.lockhart 10 ай бұрын
😂👏♥️
@veecee9497
@veecee9497 10 ай бұрын
He doesn’t have the money to appeal.
@ogozo0932
@ogozo0932 10 ай бұрын
Wow. Mr Kimmel is on fire! Thank you so much Jimmy!
@patrickstevenson9775
@patrickstevenson9775 10 ай бұрын
My Goodness Jimmy is hilarious!
@shanedaley6236
@shanedaley6236 10 ай бұрын
Ya for low intelligent or when someone hasn't had sleep for 4 days I guess he could be funny
@AndyS456
@AndyS456 10 ай бұрын
A traitor is saluting the traitors. As the saying goes “Jailbirds of the same feather stick together “.
@knoxjr4977
@knoxjr4977 10 ай бұрын
This is the best! Kimmel you crushed the orange guy!!!
@lorimills7158
@lorimills7158 10 ай бұрын
These loud belly laughs from your monologue is better than any therapy session!
@brendam780
@brendam780 10 ай бұрын
I love that Jimmy gets under Trump’s skin.
@Democraps_are_narrow-minded
@Democraps_are_narrow-minded 10 ай бұрын
I love it when Jimmy lies all the time about Trump
@Dan_Boston
@Dan_Boston 10 ай бұрын
that’s a thick orange hide 😳
@Democraps_are_narrow-minded
@Democraps_are_narrow-minded 10 ай бұрын
@@Dan_Boston Trump is a threat to our democracy (i.e. democrap party).
@d.99nightwing
@d.99nightwing 10 ай бұрын
@PeteTellsItHoweItIskiddo just makes you sound so much closer to 6ft under boomer.
@shwoopdi
@shwoopdi 10 ай бұрын
So much room under all those bags
@arunrashasegaran2442
@arunrashasegaran2442 10 ай бұрын
Steve Doocy's nearly chocking while saying "as much as we can", is the most hilarious part of it.
@tjordanlcsw
@tjordanlcsw 10 ай бұрын
You are AMAZING Jimmy. I can't wait to watch you every night
@TheBaldTruth1
@TheBaldTruth1 10 ай бұрын
The toenail clipping had me in stitches.
@Eric_1991
@Eric_1991 10 ай бұрын
I was vomiting as well
@shanedaley6236
@shanedaley6236 10 ай бұрын
Low bar in comedy if you think any of this is funny
@sickandtiredofbeingsickand
@sickandtiredofbeingsickand 10 ай бұрын
​@@shanedaley6236 So you got your fee fees hurt just like you dear orange leader? Aww! 😂😂
@shanedaley6236
@shanedaley6236 10 ай бұрын
@@sickandtiredofbeingsickand why are you pretending that trump is the one getting his feelings hurt when it's clearly Kimmel are you that sensitive to protect your cult leaders that lie to you do you and the left have that bad of a abusive relationship
@jamiehughes91
@jamiehughes91 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂​@@shanedaley6236
@annielane5621
@annielane5621 10 ай бұрын
I’ve always have enjoyed Jimmy! 😆 he’s GREAT!
@bzick405
@bzick405 10 ай бұрын
I would definitely buy a shirt. Isn't it past your jail time?
@virginia574
@virginia574 10 ай бұрын
Totally!!!! 🤣
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