Trump Tells Earth to Go F**k Itself: The Daily Show

[@cindyoser9988]

Dear Earth, So long and thanks for all the fish!

[@cindyoser9988]

In case you're trying to be witty...................can't follow you. In case you're confused, read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, You may have time to finish it before the sea temperature rises two degrees.

[@chrisligman4481]

That may be one of my most favorite quotes of all time.

[@mrbook5175]

Marcus Contreras pp

[@substitoad7069]

Cindy Oser here is the thing. The hyperbole by the Paris Climate Agreement is absurd.

[@cwade620]

Yessssss

[@shankmittal]

that's the problem - Trump is surrounded by people who just praise him no matter what.

[@alexanderdagreat1690]

Shashank Mittal Which in any other case would be applauded but not with the future of our country in his hands. If they were true patriots they would have that in consideration.

[@nekroz_of_super_dora3477]

And, he's a Republican. They'll support anything he does after 8 years of Obama. And me saying this is risky too, the conservatives might set my world on fire. But, with Trump pulling out of the Paris Agreement, maybe that'll become literal some day.

[@xuyahfish]

Anyone who doesn't gets fired - it' like feudalism & he's Henry VIII

[@seeamerica1]

Where was Ivanka & Al Gore when we needed them?

[@schweigsamer]

well why did the us citizens elect him? i mean that idiot does what he said he would do and ignores everything else

[@awkwardfangirl7682]

Trump be like : why should i care about the earth? Im from America, not from Earth. Earth is where all the immigrants are from🙄 Edit: wow Thanks guys.. all these likes!!! This must be the biggest achievement of my life. And all because of Trump.

[@64Magick]

Lol, that was good!!

[@laurenreed4290]

Trump in a nutshell

[@vaguestvestige]

XD

[@valtearalte0657]

hahahahhahaha

[@minhyuklee3923]

Awkward Fangirl bobo talaga ni trump d nya ata Alam Kung saan nangaling ung America.palibasa kasi puro babar.ung ginagawa 😂😂😂

[@bubblechaz]

Jeez, USA, your president's still drunk??? what's new?

[@kellyberesfordcole4742]

Farah Tiffani jeeze that's not drunk that's stupidity

[@abdoukribaa]

Farah Tiffani he doesn't touch Alcohol.

[@sugandesenuds6663]

doesent matter what he takes, he should take less of it

[@TheGamer-de3kk]

@@sugandesenuds6663 should take more time to stop breathing.

[@estebancruz7456]

I think its all the fat in them burger king burgers he eats thats making his brain function less the grease is blocking his common sense

[@erikaafernns]

Trump: "At what point does the rest of the world stop laughing at us?" Everyone: "When you leave office."

[@rvantong]

They started somewhere during the election around the time when your campaign actually looked like it was gaining steam. Before that, the world just laughed at Trump for thinking the American people would elect a clown like him.

[@veranicus6696]

In Germany everybody laughed at some really psychopath clown in 1930, who really thought anybody would take his racist faschist stuuf serious. That was hilarious. . . . . . . . . oooops

[@OWnIshiiTrolling]

We started when he became president elect, we'll stop either when he actually causes a war, or if the next president is better. Both outcomes seem plausible. The standard reaction to internal problems in the US is bombing Arabs, so lets see when they do that.

[@JingelJjay]

Even in Germany we have to laugh about this stupid president and we are not even humorous...

[@jeremymerrifield7244]

We British are roaring with laughter.. he is such a comic genius

[@RipedGames]

R.I.P. Grandkids

[@luwado]

and the generations after them

[@prishitabanerji]

Luqman Wadood if the grandkids themselves wont be alive who’s gonna be making the future generations tho🤔😂

[@HaTran-sp7pf]

I can't believe the fact that he has like 10 of those but still manage to not giving any shit about them lol.

[@notareallin620]

Hey, white kids are about to get darker skin. (So they can take the heat when it comes. Praise the lord for Melanin!)

[@kugelblitzingularity304]

At least now Trump can't date them

[@NekoNyoko]

People forget we're humans before anything else. This won't help America if there is no world.

[@jrpgnation6375]

So what anime is your profile pic from? Pretty please

[@NekoNyoko]

JRPG Nation It's from Tokyo Ghoul. The character is Eto Yoshimura.

[@MrLuxen]

At least trump can't suffocate the world of anime with the pollution we about to pump out.

[@MIOrko]

one eyed owl

[@totesme14]

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK! (also, call fox news, I hear Trump might hear it too then)

[@mehyass2652]

When you realize Paris has pure water, instead of throwable water bottles they give empty reusable water bottles and have literally sparkling water fountains.

[@SuperfirePlays]

Still can't believe that we have a president that denies climate change.... honestly what the fuck

[@TorianTammas]

Trump accepts climate change for his golf course in Scotland. In the application to build a sea wall climate change is stated as one of the reasons.

[@chelsear9483]

TorianTammas This comment needs more attention

[@SinHurr]

Like, half the US thinks the universe is 6,000 years old. We're not great on the whole "science" thing sometimes.

[@blushingralseiuwu2222]

because he just going to die when the day happened.

[@charlesfiore7835]

No it's all about $$$$$$$$$$$$

[@Top10Archive]

Any countries out there willing to take American refugees?

[@AlineaEuros]

yah you should leave anyways and leave it to the people that care about America.

[@phillipgonzales1705]

Wow the standards for being a ''refugee'' have definitely been broadened, it's all starting to make sense now.

[@vicentejimenez2515]

Wow another shitty generic top 10 channel that uses click bait on every thumbnail lol

[@vincentvisconi4001]

Top10Archive I'm good

[@codex0451]

Yea, go to any Muslim, African or Latin/South American country. Go, you little bitch.

[@cheshirecat4730]

*sigh* And there are people who think this is good. People who think it was a "bad deal" rather than a way to keep large countries from producing huge amounts of CO2. Still people that think that global warming isn't a thing. And that's pretty saddening.

[@spinelesschivo]

the ignorance is strong with those that never opened up a third-grade science book

[@eringalligan4481]

Thank God! I'm waist deep in Facebook trolls lecturing me on how I'm a sheep and how bad this was for America. As Al Franken said green energy is where the jobs are. Plus we kick in some money for smaller poorer countries.

[@eringalligan4481]

Oh shut up troll if you have nothing of substance to add to this conversation then why even add it at all. You have no proof that what I'm saying is incorrect and if you do have it I invite you to share it which I highly doubt you'll do.

[@ciarandevaney385]

Erin Galligan fuck off stupid liberal, hail trump

[@eringalligan4481]

See above and right back at you.

[@caralinesommer6044]

“I represent Pittsburgh.” Don’t associate my great city with your destruction zone!

[@randomthings1293]

From the future, Pittsburgh voted 60 t0 39% AGAINST him! :,D :,D :,D

[@SpaceDetectiveTravis]

If every country wasn't thinking Americans are​ total laughingstock before, this probably did it. Thanks Trump.

[@CatFurOnMyPyjamas]

Yup. My mum asked the other day if the entire administration was brain dead. Had to explain how corrupt and filled with greed they are.

[@paranoidandroid00]

Well, it seems that is easier get fired from a Baseball team than the US Presidency.

[@oof-rr5nf]

Shame, no?

[@aizenosausen9052]

Paranoid Filmk

[@syneathiabell1350]

Wow...so true!

[@anthonys.3544]

It's passed the point of anger. I'm saddened that someone can be so selfish...

[@doctorwatson4x4]

Skuma ! To be honest, what's the difference between staying of not? China wasn't going to stop emissions till 2030 because of the accord. Most people don't even know what's written in the accords. What's the point if China could have continued to use coal mines thanks to the accord?

[@ThomasNimmesgern]

robert brown What's the point in blaming others if one could set a great example for the rest of the world?

[@Sasq420]

Says the person while completely ignoring the fact that the USA is the only one that would have standards to uphold. China and India both can pay for their own fucking clean up.

[@arkapravamukherjee5363]

usa is a developed country but india and china are both developing

[@stormwatcher59]

Honey, I've been there for months...

[@arukun2081]

"We don't want other countries to laugh at us anymore" Don't worry Mr. Orange, the only thing we are laughing at, is you

[@lynnewhite2900]

He is the orange antichrist!

[@ricktd6891]

Only dumbasses believe the governments lies about man-made catastrophic global warming. Trump is laughing at you fools.

[@ricktd6891]

@@lynnewhite2900 Too many ignorant people like you are ruining the planet, not Trump.

[@sunmirror6075]

@@ricktd6891 stfu

[@ricktd6891]

@@sunmirror6075 Esad

[@ambiguousmartin4593]

Someone should tell him that this climate change thing might flood his Mar-A-Lago resort... Maybe he would care then.

[@kakalukio]

his decision reportedly was postponed because he first wanted to be sure his golf courts wouldn't be flooded any time soon....

[@normantrombon]

StrangeExistence ...he plans to collect on the insurance and relocate.

[@gajustempus]

hopefully whilst he's in it

[@palebluedot7435]

normantrombon lmao he will collect insurence declare bankruptcy and an claim loses for a net gain lol that how he makes money

[@nfvoodz8828]

lol

[@cheshirecat4730]

why do people think this is about the economy rather than the environment? Do people still not realise that without the enviromoment there is no economy? There is no life. No diversity. There are still people who think that this doesn't matter and it's frightening because as long as ignorance persists it will be hard to go forward with plans to preserve our natural environment.

[@TorianTammas]

Cheshire Cat - Totally agree with you, but the jobs become green now. So many jobs are in alternative energies. This is a growing market. So one more reason not to stupidly destroy the only place we have to live on.

[@blakemonway]

Cheshire Cat Exactly! The best argument I can think of is to put forth the proposal of the future if wither side is wrong. If the environmentalist side is wrong, then the U.S. re-enters pollution-heavy industries with renewed vigor after having built massive and reliable energy production plants that will only boost our economic power. If the Climate Change Deniers are wrong, every living thing on the planet gets to choke and cook their way to extinction all because people didn't want things to change.

[@khosrowzare8301]

Bmon624 Well, the good news is that life will most likely survive the climate change. I mean life has managed to survive multiple extinction events before. Humans won't survive the changes though and at this point seeing things we managed to make (Trump, ISIS, nukes, etc.), I'm not sure it's such a tragedy. We should leave notes and stuff for any possible future intelligent lifeforms that might appear on Earth long after humanity is gone. These notes should contain two main points: 1)fuck religion of any kind 2) never, EVERY elect someone orange for anything.

[@cheshirecat4730]

khosrow zare 😂😂😂 oh come on what if the new life forms are all orange?

[@khosrowzare8301]

Cheshire Cat Then they won't evolve apparently.

[@charityyoung5954]

*America's retreat from Paris* is the most cowardly thing Trump has done.

[@TraceLight]

Charity Young Denied. 1. Unlike the rest of the world, we actually see our interests for once in a lifetime These fucks are trying to foot the bill us. Do you really want them to do that? Even china is wiggling their way out of this one, but they can lie their ass off, because no one cares. They are masters of manipulation funded by the Chinese communist party.

[@64Magick]

"Coward" is definitely not the right word. Dig deeper!

[@willdonohue8294]

Charity Young, I totally agree. Trump made a horrible decision. Climate Change is human caused and we can fix it.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Well said, Charity Young. Glad to see some INTELLIGENCE and LOGIC from young people on the internet.

[@CalebWolf]

@Will, as much as it's caused by humans, it's not solely on that. Most of the contributes are in the natural environment like Volcanoes.

[@ice1476]

You can make a lot of jobs with renewable energy... ahah but our president is ignorant

[@sugandesenuds6663]

youre right, in germany almost 35% renewable energy!

[@elizabethspain3206]

I’m ashamed that he’s our president Yang, Buttigieg, or Bernie better win and fix this shit

[@khaleesiamde6215]

I live in Pittsburgh. We did NOT elect this baffoon! Pittsburgh​ and Philly voted blue.

[@josearturogarza5114]

Kassia Toth From Pittsburg,California we voted Blue Too!

[@ciaranosullivan9352]

Kassia Toth Philly always votes blue. I live here .republicans are an endangered species .

[@golgothavirus]

I know Kassia like always dumb donald drumpf is lying

[@terenceheesch8351]

remember...he's already in "re-election mode"...he was giving Pittsburgh a shout-out, trying to fish for votes...that's how delusional this man is...100-odd days in, out of over a thousand, and he's fucked up everything he's touched...and, yet, he still thinks people want more of him...FUCK THIS OLD MAN!!!!

[@golgothavirus]

agreed

[@ElGuaje007]

"I was elected to serve the people of Pittsburgh, not Paris." 80% of Pittsburgh voted for Hillary Clinton and the Mayor said they are going to keep following the protocol of the Paris Climate Act.

[@MsEwma]

What does Pittsburgh even have to do with this? Trump has lost his mind if he ever had one.

[@BB4spd]

Read a geography book, dumb ass. Pittsburgh is part of the US .And that's who he is working for.

[@nurtomoha7014]

Cameron Boyd the guy is an idiot

[@rathhen8384]

BB4spd most people are in favor of the paris agreement , how exactly is he working for "us" by doing this

[@ChuckNasty]

Donald Trump= WRECKED

[@siaw0000]

People who see the Paris Climate Accords as "a bad deal" are truly the most selfish and arrogant people in this world. The important thing is not how much the Americans gain or lose from this deal, but how much we humans can do for our planet and for each other. This is not a national issue; it is a global crisis that requires all of us together to solve it. It is extremely saddening to see that the leader of my country has chosen economic interest over the welfare of humankind, not to mention with such outrageous self-righteousness. I normally ignore getting political on KZbin but this time I can't. I'm still in shock.

[@wuugaa6776]

Xiran Wang Also, they seem to forget how incredible expensive the damage done by the climate change will be, just by the loss of valuable beachside property they will lose billions... They remind me of someone who thinks sprinklers are to expensive when the house is prone to fire

[@Sasu123456789x1]

I agree, this is ridiculous...

[@ivansnyman3832]

Xiran Wang he chose the welfare of US citizens above that of the welfare of other nations citizens, not saying he was right but the US is still in the lead with renewable energy and innovation in renewable energy. The US is quickly making the shift towards renewable energy faster than other nations who would not have adhered to the accords

[@oinkerooos]

+notamurican anonymous your statement totally contradicts itself. Trump claims that this deal is bad for his people, because it is taking away jobs from the coal mining industry. So yes, he claims that this is for the citizens. But since the US is such a leader in renewable energy, he is totally making an empty promise which he can't keep. These people are not gonna get their jobs back just because he pulls out of this agreement.

[@kevinalexander4052]

+notamurican anonymous 🔫😈💰 I see you!

[@mirandawatson99]

"I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris" It's like he doesn't even know what the Paris accord is wtf

[@hectornegron9155]

Can't even read properly what he was gonna say.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

"At what point do they start laughing at us as a country" I believe that officially started at your inauguration.

[@userisnamed2190]

Mlpfanboy lol actually I was going to say it started when he was elected but that's not true either. It started the day he announced his campaign by calling Mexicans drug dealers and rapists

[@cidevant002]

No, no, you are both wrong. It started when he said Mexico was paying for the wall and the president of Mexico was literally "the fuck you are talking about, I ain´t paying no fucking wall, are you in meth or something, fuck off" and we all had a good laugh.

[@tim9441]

Mlpfanboy Since Sanders was knocked out by the DNC, leading to a choice between Hillary and a Meme as president.

[@userisnamed2190]

Tim De Boer legend has it that every time someone says something negative about Trump, a wild card will appear and remind us "But Hillary". I see the legend is true. Say what you will about her, dislike her all you want, people weren't laughing at her or because of her

[@JoeCnNd]

Like I haven't heard that one before. Trekkie fan.

[@tesnimguesmi6087]

Even though I'm an atheist, as a citizen of Paris, I thank God, Trump doesn't represent Paris 😂😂

[@LILOCW]

Didn’t want to know your an atheist but thats true

[@roberttaylor7064]

??? Has nothing to do with representing Paris...

[@fugie.9608]

@@roberttaylor7064 whatchu even mean?

[@WSFMontana]

Aye 😭 Fuck yall 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This comment funny as Hell!!

[@averagecitizen863]

3tina nikou

[@sixsix8400]

I have a question for an average American out there (as I am from New Zealand and little perspective as to what all of this is like for average working people over there) How aware are people over there of the fact that the country looks so funny/sad to the rest of the world? (Sorry if that sounds condescending but it's kinda the way it is)

[@Nan420]

Give me a nudge when someone replies?

[@reapingdragon5541]

I just can’t believe that people don’t listen to scientists when they can show you the proof of how things are going and how they can get. Yet they still had a science class when they were younger and went to school and only kept the part that Pluto is a planet, and now that it has been removed from the system as a planet they say it’s bullshit and deny it because they don’t understand why it isn’t one. Most people try to get there answers online and end up in a website that gives wrong information. I hope things get better when the next president gets elected, but what does it matter if we vote as all the people that voted didn’t vote for him because he lost the popular vote from the public, but those electoral college votes count more than the people, so we have no say in it in the long run. I hope that companies still try to make it cleaner because even though he left the agreement the companies and businesses that have already applied themselves to this should keep going so we don’t go backwards. I just wow man, people don’t realize that Trump made the United States look like himself.

[@heatherrockwell9012]

Very.

[@Koldatt]

About one third are fully aware, another third are the problem people, and the rest are eating tide pods and trampling people to death over newly realeased consumer goods.

[@sarahdixon1943]

We're aware and waiting and praying for that fat fukkers impeachment!!! Pence isn't the answer either. Hoping 2020 elections will bring some new changers. I'd love another Obama. He did great!!! Believe me, we can see through Trump and his lies and deceit. Everyday is one day closer to him being out of office..

[@ReMiLase]

Three years ago, the world was laughing. Now, the world has given up.

[@sergiojuanmembiela6223]

"At what point they did start laughing at us as a country?" November 8, 2016, sir. That is why you don't chose people someone with self-esteem issues for important positions; for these people it is all "they are laughing at me" and "I must show off".

[@macal729]

wait what North Korea signed but not Merica??? WTF

[@jocelynburks6455]

mahmod alshiblawi and _that's_ how you know for certain that the world has gone to sh*t

[@macal729]

smh no matter who you are, we ALL need this planet! USA needs to get boycotted for this! the only way to change trumps mind is threw money

[@kingjamestres]

America withdrew they had originally signed.

[@BeckyNguyenjuly]

Not the world. Just America, but I get what you're saying.

[@leolinox]

North Korea adopted the Metric system, Merica didnt. Typical.

[@jinolim64]

i think the earth is telling us "i'm going to fuck you all up, for what you're doing to me." can't say i blame earth tho.

[@ANSELNaamehRahab]

Jino Lim 👏👏👏

[@GreenDragon11]

Jino Lim Yep! Can it make that sink hole in his mar-a-largo spread until it engulfs the whole property, but make sure he, his whole administration, cabinet picks and most of the GOP are residence?

[@darkknight9238]

Trump: I will make America great again. it was successful because he made America the GREATEST Joke in all country 😓😲

[@Socks10101]

Best comment ever! Go get your reward

[@scarliep]

@@Socks10101 I agree. She deserves a reward 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@kathleenjacksonsolano1258]

How f-ing dare you Donald Trump go f yourself and not earth, lock him up

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@@kathleenjacksonsolano1258 lock yourself up

[@animeamv6438]

@@mahfoudseraf5995 why

[@Asmeow04]

The comment section made me lose faith in my country

[@jaredhoeft2832]

welcome to youtube.

[@xy6845]

Then what about last election lol xD

[@erenjager7451]

Miharu The Cheesecake I am from austria, I pity for you so much and good luck

[@landoncalrissian9908]

You (insinuating): "I have super high moral standards and deductive reasoning skills." Also you: "Anime." You can have one, but not both. Choose wisely.

[@vietphuongbong3441]

Landon Calrissian Anime don't have Trump, bor his zees.

[@XxDarkManaxX]

Trump: "At what point do they start laughing at us as a country?" World: "We are laughing since you became president." Trump:"We don't want other countries and other leaders laughing at us anymore." World: "Then stop being an idiot and resign, please."

[@konakg8174]

XxDarkManaxX lachiam! well put

[@charlottewalnut3118]

XxDarkManaxX or we could just turn the rest of your asses to cinder

[@lortep458]

Actually, weve been laughing since 1776.

[@nafsi8519]

XxDarkManaxX well said. I seriously follow trump on Twitter to see his controversial tweets and experience the glorious feeling called laughter.

[@babananabanana9163]

Thank you donald drumpf for pulling out from Paris Agreement. "if" someting goes wrong we will blame US for it :D Thank you for sacrificing yourself murica.

[@nafsi8519]

セリアネ make sense...

[@TheKtwStudios]

I didn't tell his ass not to sign the agreement, lol.

[@karlodevcic5521]

It's not the citizens it's the president dumbass

[@juliosalazar5981]

Karlo Devčić who elected the president?

[@Socks10101]

@@juliosalazar5981 Congress dumbass. The Electoral College is rigged you fucking idiot. Trump lost the popular vote

[@yikes7918]

"At what point did they start laughing at us ?" Well, obviously since you got elected Mr. Trump.

[@viper6525D]

"We dont want other countries and other leaders to laugh at us anymore" WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN SINCE 2016!? And Im being generous saying since 2016!

[@feslife101]

God please help us....Trump is insane!

[@feslife101]

LordMunchkin no but I know u are a dumb ass for. trying to slam me for a rhetorical statement....gtfoh

[@loulynn227]

Trump's speech: "The United States will withdraw from the Paris climate accord.....I was elected to represent the city of Pittsburgh, not Paris." Yesterday June 1, 2017, Bill Peduto (Pittsburg's Mayor) viciously responded back at Trump with this Tweet: "The United States joins Syria, Nicaragua & Russia in deciding not to participate with world's Paris Agreement. It's now up to cities to lead. As the Mayor of Pittsburgh, I can assure you that we will follow the guidelines of the Paris Agreement for our people, our economy & future." Then Bill continued to tweet further with this note: "Fact: Hillary Clinton received 80% of the vote in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh stands with the world & will follow Paris Agreement".

[@prestonlim8277]

Well, at least he didn't say he stood for California...... he would've got ROASTED by a crap ton of tweets

[@toddgreener]

Where I live, people who install solar panels on their homes are getting payed for electricity, or their power bills are at most $10 a month... Don't know wtf you're talking about.

[@NeroMephistopheles]

+Desert Sky "clean coal"... are you an idiot? lmao I pay nothing, since I have solar panels on my roof.

[@Slimylimmey]

There is no such thing as clean coal, only a idiot could believe breathing tar, sulphur, mercury, arsenic and NOX gases would be good for you

[@austinfournier5445]

Steve Irving Well, with carbon capture, coal greenhouse gas emissions can be reduced 90% - which I believe is about as expensive as just using a carbon free source in the first place. But you're right, carbon capture won't stop coal waste from poisoning people.

[@jointjutsukonan3074]

It's funny how well this video holds true years later after the leaders of Canada, France, and UK were caught on camera with audio making fun of the orange.

[@hejamodo]

"At what point do they start laughing at us?" Well mr potatohead, we haven't stopped laughing since you were sworn in, and we're not laughing at America, we're laughing at YOU. And it seems a majority of States in the US will still hold up their end of the Paris deal, so who do you really represent I wonder? The voices in your head? But hey, make sure to invest in coal. You may even bring back 100 jobs, that will certainly make America great again.

[@TinyShaman]

Trump claims to represent the people of Pittburg. Interestingly, the person who actually represents the people of Pittsburg had this to say: *“As the Mayor of Pittsburgh, I can assure you that we will follow the guidelines of the Paris Agreement for our people, our economy & future.”*

[@christopherg2347]

Actually they are laughing about America. It is a Nervous Laugh. Or "we have to laugh about it, or we risk going insane". That thing only makes it worse...

[@bigd8155]

hejamodo No we are out of the deal country wide.. Question why does the United States have to have a different deal than the other nations? Thats the issue at hand here not the over idea of the paris climate accord. If its the right thing to do,then its gotta be a fair deal for all!! Its bigger than petty arguments and talking points involving the bad mouthing of trump..

[@bigd8155]

asdf Why is America treated differently in regards,to the agreement? Why is it never mentioned??

[@frutrace]

Because Trump is a high-functioning moron who is not above petty arguments and talking points he pulls out of his ass. I think that's really the only reason.

[@alizalee5454]

I'm so frustrated with this whole situation, it makes me wanna cry :(

[@janedoe690]

omg me to this got me very emotional.

[@beyajaramillo787]

Aliza Lee and Nessa Mariano don't waste a single tear, we all have to be strong together, and resist. It is all we have.

[@janedoe690]

You right, we have to continue to be strong. Good will always prevail evil.

[@vikeightEsix]

emotions totally help fix problems

[@dahliadolores9903]

God I love Trever.

[@64Magick]

TREVOR SHOULD'VE RUN FOR PRESIDENT, SINCE GEORGE CARLIN IS NO LONGER WITH US!! STEVE HARVEY OR MORGAN FREEMAN CAN BE V.P.

[@sanchitomemito]

Loves him so much, cant spell his name :D but i like his style a lot as well.. smoother then other late night hosts on his jokes

[@charlesrupp3976]

if he wasn't ignorant of all things politics, I might actually agree with him as president, but unfortunately he has no clue about what he talks about.

[@charlesrupp3976]

Dahlia, learn to spell his name correctly.

[@samalbury9183]

*Trevor

[@pyramidhead6998]

"At what point do they start laughing at us?" Since the exact moment you became president.

[@n00btub3r2012]

Anyone else think The Daily show is more credible than Fox and CNN

[@rhythmicrhyme]

Not trying to say the information you have isn't good, but Reuters and AP isn't reliable or credible it is a collection from multiple sources, pretty much an outlet. All the information isn't fully vetted because it comes from numerous sources rather than an internal process. Reuters have a lot of news but that's because it takes news from everywhere and inherently have some fake or ill-inform news. It is an international news source that sells news to all sides of the isle but doesn't necessarily do full vetting. Although News like Fox or MSNBC spin the news they do additional vetting of the information given before airing (both stations buy news from Reuters selectively), where Reuters have less obligations to do so and have way too many news to maintain 100% quality information. In a sense Reuters is a corporate business (purely based on profit motives) that sells news to news organizations. NPR is one of the most reliable but its quite boring.

[@andrewnibbi]

I come here, Colbert, and Seth for the spin side and WSJ, New York Times, Washington Post, and the Economist for a balance of information

[@matwyder4187]

Fake News media covfefe And just notice, nobody cares about that ridicuolus shit anymore, no matter it only happened a few days ago. And it goes like that on and on, one wonders what kind of disaster Mr. Trump got for us today. Since the election, it's like Christmas eve every day. Well, we might be more disappointed than cheerful unpacking our presents, but c'mon, you little bastards, time to grow up, get used to the real world... going awkwardly insane.

[@brentoncarter4275]

fox news does not do vetting. they do propaganda.

[@didodised]

Trump- one step at a time, towards his vision to take US back to stone age. Happy e breathing.

[@darthvader9121]

#makingAmericaGreatAgain /s

[@ainka11]

this president never fails to amaze....with his buffoonery!

[@liamskeen2884]

ainka11 so funny.

[@Fvtfvt]

Did you watch his full 30+ min speech... I bet not. it actually made sense to me and before I disagreed with him, these are all just sound bites and chopped parts for comedy purposes.

[@Olmedo_]

ainka11 ok no

[@davidharford3873]

Just when you think he can't be any worse.... tomorrow rolls around and proves you wrong...

[@collegiatebuilds4505]

ainka11 you mean tomfoolery

[@MrDhanesh2nair]

Give trump a Nobel prize for saving the world from harmony.

[@oldsmay]

This was both one of the funniest and most "oh shit we're screwed" things I've seen all day

[@zcrib3]

This is evil. Not stupid, silly, dumb. Just evil. If even the villians of the world think this is neccesary you have landed on a new level.

[@jesserodriguez6591]

watching 195 countries sign this and america pulling out from makes me feel like that one kid that wont go to the field trip because my parents didn sign the permission slip.

[@under3089]

“I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh not Paris” Does...does Trump think the Paris Accord only applies to Paris? Does he think only people in Geneva have human rights???

[@InuchanConejito]

He got it wrong , I think the whole world has been laughing at him and the U.S since the elections and his own time as the "president"

[@doctorwatson4x4]

InuchanConejito except the economy is flourishing under him... And money unfortunately talks

[@ThomasNimmesgern]

robert brown To the best of my knowledge, economy flourished when Obama was still in office, so the reason for this might be Obama's politics, not Trump's.

[@doctorwatson4x4]

Thomas Nimmesgern eh could be, fact is that a lot of new jobs are coming, especially from the steel and construction industry, Trump specialty. I mean it's not impossible to see that he will do good Economically, he is a billionaire with an iq of 160 after all. Whether on not he fucks the rest of the world is to be seen

[@KAD10895]

robert brown Those jobs were created under Obama, look it up.

[@Mugdorna]

robert brown I have to question your statement on his IQ. you got a credible mecical source for that. His words (best words) and actions point in a different direction. His status as a billionaire is also questionable as he himself stated that his estimates of his wealth flucuates with his mood.

[@iyadnaseer8356]

I live in the Maldives. The world's lowest country and the first to be affected by sea level rise. If Global Warming keeps up he's going to doom my people and my homeland. Yes you represent Pittsburgh. But your decision affects more than the borders of your country.

[@NarutoSSj6]

Murica has already fucked the middles east, sure they will think twice about your country

[@Gynagi]

Actually, Pittsburgh didnt vote for Trump, they've voted for Hillary- The Mayor even gave a statement shortly after Trumps, that Pittsburgh will continue to stick to the Paris Accord. But I get what you've meant, and I totally agree with you. But I'm afraid, Trump just doesnt care, because he's 70 years old, therefore he won't witness the damages of the climate change, and he is too rich, to feel any empathy for poor people.

[@Sigart]

Additionally, when you have that amount of money, you can pretty safely pay yourself out of the inevitable problems.

[@gajustempus]

world's lowest country? Ever heard of the netherlands? Most of their country actually is BELOW sea level!

[@Therowan26]

....ever hear of the countries with islands they that are already evacuating.... just saying #pacific

[@RaniniPastel]

That Eric Trump impression is on point 😂😂👌👌

[@antisocialwalnut8825]

We’re screwed. I’m moving.

[@yaboibrandondinh7196]

Trump making the dumb decision of dropping out.SMH

[@Fvtfvt]

how was it dumb did you even read the accords?

[@corinneyaworski308]

yaboibrandon dinh I don't think Trump cares about anything but money. He does what people tell him to do. He's too stupid to think about anything but Fox news who's always agreeing with his clan.

[@seeamerica1]

Donny doesn't have a "clan" he has a cult following & it's headed up by Steve Bannon & Kellyann Conway.

[@mrfreakinest]

Fvt24 fvt24 have you?... preserve big lots of trees around the world and that kind of stuff... is that really bad for you?... of course it has a price, but since trump admin is changing internal policies to preserve US nature, one may think is not a bad Idea to give the example otherwise and be part of a healthier multinational agreement.... but na, he's not thinking on that... he wants coal...

[@PrimoPete]

Fvt24 fvt24 Green energy is where the jobs are at. For every $1 million invested there is some 7-8 times more jobs created in green energy as compared to oil and other dirty energy sectors. Oil companies have automated quite a few oil jobs which is why there has been a steady decrease in employment in the oil sector in the last 15-10 years.

[@ScarlettJ1221]

0:18 lmfao 😂 me after winning the lottery "done with this shit"

[@Minox_]

I wish Trump's father had pulled out.

[@michaelhoughton9771]

so do most people

[@ZetaMoolah]

MiNoxus His mother should have swallowed, but she would probably overdose on pumpkin spice if she did.

[@music-xr4co]

goooood one!

[@bsinita_wokeone]

Garden-Variety Google User hahaha 😂😂👀nice one👌

[@renzoc]

Baaaaam! You sir have won the GOLD in the comments section.

[@Prince7G]

Idk about american politics. God bless you America. (Donald Trump as President is the last thing i would wish for my enemies.)

[@caseyjones3299]

"Yeah...we're going to follow the Paris accords anyway..." -Pittsburgh

[@rvantong]

Did they really say that?

[@caseyjones3299]

Yup, Mayor Peduto of Pittsburgh announced the city will follow the Paris guidelines on CNN last night.

[@rewddumentary1594]

Casey Jones That's exactly the point of pulling out . We are doing it anyway so why give billions of dollars to the French.

[@caseyjones3299]

....we weren't going to be giving billions to the french you idiot. We pledged $3 billion to the Green Climate Fund which was setup to help developing countries adapt.

[@Weirdude777]

They began laughing on January 20th, 2017...

[@spinelesschivo]

He must be taking it hard from the coal companies

[@clipobserver]

To the orange mascot who gave the middle finger to the world: People are laughing at us because we have you as our president! Also I agree with Trevor, Mr. Met should be hired to dress like Earth and give Trump the middle finger repeatedly.

[@catherinebridgetnunis1242]

Trevor Noah thank you so much for the Daily Show, each episode makes me happy, you are amazingly fantastic in your talk show Congratulations 👌

[@chickknightgreenleaf820]

I say the rest of the world put a 200% environment tax on all USA export goods.

[@rebeccaosbaldeston1765]

Chickknight Greenleaf tbh I'm from the USA but my family are immigrants from the UK, and honestly, I'm at the point where that's not a bad idea. Just anything to get the govs attention and show that they made a mistake. Anything to boost his case forward towards impeachment because at this point a large amount of Americans feel trapped including myself. Because Donald J. Trump does not represent the American views. He represents himself.

[@NumeMoon]

I was born and raised in the USA, and I love my country. That being said, this is a very sad but very good idea. I also recommend suspending all travel to the US until Trump is no longer in office. The only thing he understands seems to be $$$. I think that's the only thing that will ever impact his decisions.

[@Sasq420]

That's how truly great global policy is formed! Be as petty, spiteful and vindictive as humanly possible! Bravo, what an amazing opinion, surely to be held in high regard with all your fellow fucking morons.

[@ladeao1552]

Tim Laning From what I've seen of your comments, if you disagree I say we should try it. Hell, this 200% tax and travel ban is just what you always wanted isn't it? The whole reason the Orange was elected? No more foreigners and you can buy all 'Merican-made, and see why we have global trade to begin with.

[@listitj9452]

Tim Laning you've just desribed your lovely president who are petty, vindictive and spiteful. Ding ding ding ding... If the rest of the world is making sacrifices for the environment, US has to pay in some way.

[@sdghhf]

Eric on the phone: Dad. Trump: Is that u Ivanka? Eric: No, it's Eric. Trump: (Slaps down the receiver)

[@royvelazquez7219]

Not to smart are you?

[@dipshwhelp]

+Anybody Seen Richie? It's called satire.

[@filip5703]

Its Eric Dubay

[@DravenGal]

"We don't want leaders laughing at us." THEY ALREADY ARE!

[@MatthewPepek]

DravenGal actually they're laughing at the cry babies who make america weak. The climate change was doing just fine on its own. Corporations are always competing each other and they realize less and less people are driving gas heavy cars. Everything fixes itself. Obama smites heavy emission corporations and all the fines and taxes put on those corporations ultimately is the reason why the products prices have risen. Corporations get zero time to adjust to the consumers choice. In turn they are forces to put %30 of their profits into readjusting there manufacturing into safer emission. Government involvement in the economy is very risky because its a rapid change and impact that gives zero time to adapt its way of manufacturing. It also risk corporations of going bankrupt. For that Obama pumped more money into corps to bail them out. Which is terrible. You don't put money into something that isn't working.

[@headhoncho7457]

^^^ true

[@kimayan8203]

DravenGal Heck, Americans are even laughing at them .

[@trevorwilliams1783]

the Paris accord agreement will cost 100 billion a year now, but by 2020 it is expected to raise to 450 billion a year for the united states, meanwhile china is allowed to continue to pollute for 13 more years and infact increase there pollution. putting china over the top in gdp same with other other countries. in 100 years of this deal we will have spent trillions with only a effect the global temperature by 0.17 degrees a VERY VERY BAD DEAL!

[@Palmieres]

I think they're all crying at this point, because we're all going to fucking DIE.

[@bedparnasamadder8069]

M confused,, why the f, ND who the f are clapping for his in this announcement as if he's doing such a great job with killing nature!!

[@MsWicked1216]

why were people clapping when he announced that the US would withdraw....

[@cherrishcornell148]

MsWicked1216 They were probably invested in fossil fuels and fracking, the same people he lined up in the first three rows to clap when he visited the intelligence agencies after insulting them shortly after the innaugeration. I swear sometimes he's using a laugh or clapping track like they do on game shows in Hollywood wouldn't be surprised.

[@Danrarbc]

The Trump administration puts employees in the front rows

[@qwerty11111122]

There were like three of them XD

[@TheBynirn]

Because the Paris Climate Agreement would have screwed over the US. The US in the deal had to pay billions of dollars to countries while for example the biggest polluter in the world, China, didn't have to lower there carbon emissions until 2030. Does that seem fair to you?

[@MsWicked1216]

Bynirn yeah, it does. The US is one of the biggest polluters in the world.

[@HashimThaDream]

The rest of the world has been laughing at America since November 9th! And the joke keeps getting funnier!!! Way to go America. I hope you're all happy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bloodofthelamb13]

I think the rest of the world's been busy with Islamic homicide for a while now.

[@lortep458]

Weve been laughing since 1776.

[@jimmycrackcorn6817]

you probably dont own guns either.... so yea get real.

[@spokanevalleyfreeway1521]

Hey, I didn't even vote for this fucking crazy-ass dude! I didn't even get a ballot! So no, I'm NOT happy!

[@catman1259]

We hate him with all of our hearts, and he can burn in hell

[@xoco.ozomatli]

Trump needs to stop pretending to do his job. The world would be happier with him if he ONLY went golfing.

[@thatguyofdark]

yeah it definitely seems like one of those cases where people try to be serious but fck it up then try to play it cool but they fck that up too

[@JoshuaPTFan]

Seriously, a person in a coma could do a better job. At least that person would be ineffectual, but harmless. It takes real malice to look at a situation that would be best served by inaction, and go out of your way to fuck it up.

[@AnalizaTheSnark]

I do agree... though his bragging has at least given us SOME warning/knowledge of what is going on, which wouldn't happen if he were to just be a figurehead and let his VP/cabinet take over. Not that it is necessarily a good thing, just a slightly beneficial silver colored zinc lining if you will... but maybe we can take this horrific thing and learn from it? Maybe? God... Please say we can learn from this shitshow, because if we can't learn from this, there is no hope.

[@xoco.ozomatli]

I see it more like he is trying to do the least amount of work and have it look like he's actually working. The perfect example would be the photo he tweeted of himself claiming to be in the process of writing his inaguration speech, but he tilts the paper upwards so it isn't visible that the papers he's "writing" on are blank

[@EpicGamingLiveEGL]

he's doing what his voters elected him to do

[@liviahorowitz2225]

Rest In Peace, my future grandchildren. On the other hand, I may not have children as I do not wish to burden my descendants with my generation’s mistakes.

[@dmakk767]

Who the heck is clapping for this???

[@janicecapitol2399]

dmakk767 me , best decision ever , Trump 2020 !!!!!

[@itserick_7669]

Janice capitol no neurons present in you, huh?

[@ilovebacon5974]

Janice capitol nice jokes

[@prestonlim8277]

Janice capitol well guess what? No one cares

[@karrotyy]

Trumps staff. They did this at other speeches. Where the audience was respectfully silent but his staff was going bananas clapping and cheering. This isn't normal to bring in a cheering squad to a presidential speech.

[@SanGeet0510]

And these 'citizens of Pittsburgh" survive on CO2 and coal water; not O2 and clean water

[@sparkythekid9750]

it seems like most trump supporters treat trump the way they support their sports team. undying loyalty no matter how bad he is and too much pride to call a loser a loser, because it's their loser

[@drummerdad80]

sparky thekid i thought the same thing about obama he couldn't even stutter his way out of a stupid thought, and what he did to me and my family with healthcare, then put a fine on not having it, then bragged about how many more people had it,(even though they were forced to) but his loyal subjects still loved him

[@surffen]

particle---------now your completely fucked dummy !

[@thepatriotlenny2182]

Team Trump

[@MsJubril]

Particle Man what did he do?

[@blakecoleman7098]

sparky thekid same thing with libtards, too blind to realize how bad Hillary is. Liberals...

[@olinkirkland]

"Why do we always fight?" "Only Allah knows..." "That's it! That's the sh*t!"

[@OnTheHorizonMC]

"We don't want other leaders and other countries laughing at us anymore, and they won't be." One day, people are gonna look at this and think "Did this guy really exist?" as they're drowning in iceberg water.

[@zavierb9534]

OnTheHorizon lmao so america is gonna be the only country to go underwater

[@christianmbabazi9722]

if all shit break loses no one can't blame anyone else but him and people who didn't stop him

[@dudebladeX]

We all know that isn't going to happen. trump will find some way to blame someone else for this, and its followers will eat it up. trump will find some way to pin the melting of the Polar Ice Caps on green energy and every single moron in America (Read:The people who voted for trump) will believe it. trump is only doing this to line its pockets, and when trump dies, I'm going to go to the grave with its name on it, and take a shit. Or, I'll just leave a bag of it there. trump is about 70, and doesn't have a lot of time left on this planet as is. Why not screw it over while getting more money from a failing industry?

[@boristihon4896]

A true leader should take care of the whole world, not only of one family, group of people, region or nation

[@FlyingAlfredoSaucer]

Trump to Earth: You're fired.

[@bryanorellana5778]

Why doesn't trump pull out of the White House!

[@spokanevalleyfreeway1521]

@commentor12 - Okay.

[@Socks10101]

@dn08Hf1xK0q1 OMG. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN CONSERVATIVE NEWS? FUCKING IDIOTS LIKE YOU WILL RUIN THIS COUNTRY. WHATEVER TRUMP DOES YOU APPLAUD. TRUMP STOPPING A WAR WITH IRAN EVEN THOUGH HE WAS THE ONE WHO ALMOST CAUSED IT. TELLING THE WORLD TO F ITSELF. TELLING ALLIES TO F THEMSELVES. BECAUSE OF TRUMP I'M NO LONGER A REPUBLICAN

[@ekaterinas8796]

Why didn’t his dad pull out?

[@TheGamer-de3kk]

@Tommy Middlefinger I'm sorry, you said 'save'?

[@josephbittner5371]

bryan orellana The world would be a better place if trumps father had pulled out of his mother

[@spoopy3963]

It just gets worse and worse doesn't it?

[@akes9793]

"At what point do they start laughing at us as a country..." Let me see... I think it's around November last year.

[@Franny5103]

I love Trevor. He cracks me up 😂😂

[@Oldsong69]

Because they would laugh at us? BECAUSE THEY WOULD LAUGH AT US?????

[@JVONROCK]

No one seems to listen or pay much attention to all the facts, they ride on people like this guy, ask him how he lives.

[@Xonts]

give them mcdonalds and video games, maybe an fast car and crap cellphones and done they dont care about nothing, give them nationalism and theyll be stupid as assfuck, they dont really believe in the capitalism, cos if they believed it, the imigrants would be a free gift for economy why they dont believe in capitalism ? cos they manipulate it, really dirty hands, theres no lye to clean it, only lie to hide

[@daisynunez9953]

The people that are clapping when he announces are litterly clapping to their own doom. Cause u know global warming is real

[@kenkaneki3873]

daisy nunez Nope they are clapping because he pulled out of the climate scam.

[@meluzinegreen1672]

They're clapping because they are completely stupid and not very educated.....

[@MegaRoFLL]

@KAN KANEKI, TRUMPTARD

[@kenkaneki3873]

***** 1. You misspelled my name. 2. I'm a centrist.

[@edgelord3617]

Johann Richter the way you replied alone makes me want to shoot myself.

[@libellaprincess]

Trevor. You are the best. It can't be explained better. Keep on giving us your shows.

[@pinazee]

"we don't want other countries laughing at us" *audience laughter*

[@TheSolarWolf]

Let's hope Mar-a-largo is the first thing that sinks in the coming global floods, and that he is there.

[@wyominghorseman9172]

Lets try a little science experiment. Take a clear water glass, fill it wit ice cubes, top it off with tap water. Mark the water line on the glass. Set it on your kitchen counter top and leave it. Check the water level after the ice has melted. Get back to me with the result.

[@TheSolarWolf]

Dude, nobody is going to seriously talk to a child that spews half-assed insults like the ones you spew. I mean my god, are all of you Trump apologist bad at insulting like Trump is? Either way, your winnings are only going to consist of jobs that are never coming back along with a side of toxic air, flooded regions, mass migrations, dying agricultural lands, doses of UV radiations, and chaotic storms being more of a common thing. So, enjoy your imaginary winnings. It'll be the only thing you'll enjoy in the hell you'll create for yourself.

[@johnluca3865]

Andre Knowledge357 dude the only way u would ever get ur #1 trophie is when there is no one else on the world... Oh wait there won't be any one else cuz they will all be ded cuz of ur desire to be #1 so enjoy that trophie while it lasts cuz soon u will be ded too

[@maddmatt42]

Don't be an idiot The Solar Wolf - none of what you posted would either be mitigated by the Paris Accord or caused by the US leaving it. It's simply leaving a wealth transfer scheme to defraud US taxpayers and give their money to the third world.

[@TheSolarWolf]

"It's simply leaving a wealth transfer scheme to defraud US taxpayers and give their money to the third world." Don't be an idiot maddmatt24 - none of what you posted doesn't even describe the Paris Accord at all. That's just how some fringe click bait propaganda site describes it.

[@AwesomeSouthUtrecht]

"At what point do they start laughing at us?" Darling take this from a Dutch girl, we've stopped laughing a long time ago,

[@Sx--F]

You're Dutch? That's awesome!

[@Sx--F]

Well, probably not awesome now, but still that's cool.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Hey, your dams are still greater than his wall could ever be...

[@kobrynets]

Trevor Noah you are the best. I love your sence of humor!

[@aja7841]

This comment section is so entertaining

[@boiledcrap]

...I'm a manic depressive. I spend my time trying to come up with reasons to like myself and keep living. I feel like Trump is writing my suicide note every day. Hard to keep on going if you foresee a horrible future.

[@clauce221]

boiledcrap Here's a reason: You're not Mr. T., so the rest of the planet doesn't despise you.

[@wuugaa6776]

boiledcrap You seem to be a good person, seeing how you despise him

[@jboomhauer]

Clau CE I pity the fool who brings Mr.T into this. What did that poor guy do?! other than tell kids to drink lots of milk and stay off drugs. Much love Mr. T.

[@NumeMoon]

Please don't let Trump write your suicide note. Just imagine all the stupid covfefe at your funeral he'd cause. OK, seriously... If you give in to this the rest of us who share your views will lose. WE NEED YOU if for nothing else than your voting power. It's not just us here in your country, but the world needs us to be here and ready to resist this when it comes time to vote. The world needs good people, so please stick around.

[@Sx--F]

Buddy, please don't let him do that. You are an amazing person. If you ever need convincing, look at your ears. I bet you have fantastic ears.

[@skullkid3350]

6:08 HAHAHAHAHA MR. ORANGE, WE´VE BEEN LAUGHING AT YOU SINCE YOU TOOK OFFICE

[@Blackheartzero]

Krissthen Trujillo yes, and this is that lunatic's revenge- can't laugh at him if all of humanity is dead due to extreme climate change turning the Earth into an inhospitable fire ball...

[@demonsrexis]

I feel sad after watching this, for a moment, this is so wrong on so many level, even the host is speechless.

[@abo7uson]

he says it is a bad deal. But what is the evidence to support that claim? what are the #s??

[@livb6945]

abo7uson yeah, and 'bad' as compared to what?

[@jakenorthrup6526]

6:05 Uh, newsflash dude, other countries have been laughing at us since November 9, 2016.

[@dudebladeX]

Americans mourn 9/11 (except trump, who bragged that he had one of the tallest buildings once the Twin Towers got destroyed (and also claimed that Muslims were cheering, but had no evidence to prove it, and was cited as being "full of it" after (and also claimed to have lost 'hundreds' of friends, but could not name even one person))). The rest of the world laughs at America on 11/9.

[@khosrowzare8301]

dudebladeX If this goes on any longer, you'd mourn 11/9 as well.

[@dudebladeX]

khosrow zare I already do.

[@RBUDD16]

I bet Trump asked them to “do him a favor though “. And, they turned him down.

[@kakalibhose6605]

Trump: f**k the World. Education leaves the conversation.. Oh, hold on, education was never in the chat...🤣🤣