trumpet fight

[@WilliamBrothers]

I want to put this guy in my pocket and unleash him on people who argue with me... contemporaneously.

[@randomguy8187]

This is a super underrated comment. It immediately conjured up a mental image of actually putting this plan to action and almost had me in tears 😅 Well played sir

[@chomskyhonk9034]

WilliamBrothers nice vocab

[@Gizziiusa]

that could be one of many cantankerous weapons in ye ole bag of tricks. I like your tactics...duly noted.

[@fabman132]

I want that word. That's mine now.

[@deathm0100]

AHAHAHAHA OMG DYING

[@BrianTylerComposer]

I would pay good money to watch a 3 hour biographical documentary about this dude

[@rombuloid]

Is it a dude?

[@salpertia]

I mean I might agree if I heard him before, why it made the oompa loompa so mad

[@kidcarhartt1015]

This dude is literally a piece of trash, like why would you talk too someone in that manner unless you yourself have already lost you're dream and are jealous

[@topgoers]

Which dude?

[@warhead213]

It’s s female

[@ElDantae]

I was expecting two dudes hitting each other with trumpets

[@g.s777]

Me too buddy me too 😢

[@Juggerknotx]

aye, me too man me too ..

[@harvey_weenstain8857]

Same. Extremely disappointed

[@victorsantos4223]

I too would like to join the disappointment club.

[@faintsmile363]

instead you got something better

[@tailwhup]

I love how nobody interrupts him even once, or says anything back. it’s like he’s just arguing with himself

[@lordniyo4979]

that’s the funniest part 🤣😭

[@jayc342009]

Well it does seem like projection to me...

[@RobleViejo]

This clip is the definition of "Projecting", I actually feel kinda sad for that guy

[@lordniyo4979]

@@RobleViejo you must be new here lol we’ve been laughing about this guy for over 10 years, he’s a legend why would you feel sorry for him.

[@TrumpsTrashTruck]

I would’ve just laughed in his face 😂 it would feel like you’re in some alternate reality when this thing just shows up outta nowhere

[@loren5720]

This is like the dialogue on a game that you can't skip.

[@HL-pc1sg]

Sounds like CSGO at 2am.

[@nettclone]

GUYS KEEP IT AT 666 likes

[@HL-pc1sg]

@@loren5720 🙄🙄🙄.

[@arelyvillanueva1320]

Haaa

[@bakirgroup2055]

Unskipable cutscene.

[@LukeGamesOfficial]

I was expecting 2 people playing trumpets going at each other lol

[@sfs6990]

I thought maybe using trumpets as swords or something.....

[@tcsprynce5748]

Luke Games instead you got the hunchback from 300 calling a man talentless...as it uses a garbage bag as a purse

[@2_strokesmoke]

Yea. Me too.

[@OnlyToasted]

Luke Games omg it’s u Luke I am a sub

[@emilio8289]

Honestly would've liked that video a lot more

[@TexasPoonTappa956]

Things haven't been the same since Lord Farquaad lost his castle.

[@CapraObscura]

These are harsh times for Lord farquaad

[@TexasPoonTappa956]

Very harsh my friend.

[@nocosttoogreat]

Roy Crabb lmao

[@evangelisthahn3478]

This proves that being eaten by the dragon was actually a better fate for him

[@Hitemwhereithurtss]

He became a wall street stoke broker

[@SuperXzm]

lvl 1 crook: *"I hate hipsters!"* lvl 1000 Boss: *"An artist respects the silence as it serves the foundation of creativity. You suck."*

[@MasteringSilence]

This video changed the direction of my entire life.

[@yoshisarethebomb]

As a really bad artist, he should keep playing that trumpet.

[@curt6525]

People say No Country For Old Men was his most impressive performance but honestly this is up there

[@anthonyramos9841]

The hair 😂

[@characterandconviction9225]

I was thinking One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.

[@itsjokrxlr8191]

I’m crying 😂

[@nurlowe6564]

Actually made me laugh out loud smh

[@austinmitchell8367]

He'll yes.

[@happytimewithcarl]

This is something you'd see randomly in GTA V

[@pinheadlarry1977]

Dude, this guy was playing the trumpet in front of a Holocaust memorial, that's why he got pissed

[@dudeitslacy]

@@pinheadlarry1977 he's a narcissist. Listen to him. Lisp and all, he's much more important and nobody else deserves to be there but him. haha

[@Jayco9x19]

Facts

[@yeismeload]

Looooool

[@barryhendrix9401]

Pinhead Larry For real?

[@Daniel-sz2lq]

Is his torso in that bag?

[@crackleecrackle162]

Daniel lol!!

[@baronfyrewhine]

Daniel No. Foreskins.

[@Marc.Vanguard]

Ha, that killed me. Thanks.

[@MyUncleWorksForNintendo]

His?

[@CodyWilliamsChannel]

😂😂😂😂

[@SunyCartoons]

Literally one of my favorite videos on KZbin of all time

[@Leahh823]

It never gets old.😂😂

[@tiffanythomas1883]

I come back occasionally 😂😂

[@Nute202]

Same

[@loganclancy7147]

this dude looks like he got all the worst parts of danny devito's genetics

[@urethralinfection8311]

Dimebag Darrel jeez ok lol

[@grimmblade]

@@dimebagdarrel4874 dude it's obviously mental illness. Annoying sure, but soon gone on it's way.

[@pablowithrice1593]

I think that's a female.

[@schmittinc.3003]

There are no worst parts

[@johnv5211]

Frankito. He's beautiful.

[@mrcheezle3910]

He’s mad because he can never catch any Smurfs .

[@rogueraccoon1840]

Gargamel is that you 😂😂😂

[@americantrucker2452]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mozart7074]

O o my god

[@lcf.91]

😂😂

[@Matt-yd3wk]

HOLY SHIT 💀💀

[@pandacommanda1]

False advertising..... I came thinking two people were gonna be fighting each other with trumpets.

[@ThatFlyGuy353]

pandacommanda1 I thought I was gonna see 2 trumpets fighting

[@oozma1292]

pandacommanda1 same

[@Faidalll]

We all expected that

[@thecrescentmoonman7179]

i did expect two trumpets honking at each other but i was not disappointed with this video

[@gabrielahenson8850]

Still worth visiting a popcorn vendor before viewing

[@Redbeef0]

2:11 that was one of the best "Sucka" delivered ever😂

[@Armando-913]

wtf 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@mooncricket2311]

no doubt it came from a true new yorker

[@erikarodriguez150k]

When you've been practicing arguments in the shower for years....

[@joaoyapur1247]

hahah he sounds so showery

[@fannypack6386]

Shut up you mediocre piece of shit! Who the heck u think you are?

[@crashbandicootlolo5360]

No talen

[@PersonalityWorship]

Except with the water turned off.

[@chihuahuadog9996]

Who the fuck are you?! I know the grateful dead in 1966!! YOURE NOTHING!!

[@mr.bobody4486]

imagine being insulted by a man who is 80% leg

[@brianmcdermott281]

Underrated comment 😂

[@fizzylovesjam5378]

God comment

[@ArcFenixDelacroix]

I'd start to believe myself then LMAO

[@leewood1143]

Ahahahahhahahh fucking brilliant 😂

[@byo0]

thats a man?

[@pasquale-s5g]

Man: plays trumpet Lord Farquad: tells the whole story of his life

[@roccoferrari7590]

Hahahahaha

[@jerukmarvel3092]

Daaaang 🤣

[@Seantendo]

Maybe he's compensating for something.

[@lifeevent88]

Hahaha xxx

[@SanCA1812]

What a fucking reference. Well done

[@kguy152000]

Every time I come back to this video, I always hope that whoever recorded this treasure has my deepest gratitude.

[@robforti]

When you put Andre the giant in the dryer for too long

[@PM-cm3si]

Lmao

[@chnchek515069]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xDEXIIIx]

brilliant

[@eric9230]

Well done good sir.

[@jeremybarretta5282]

Y you gonna disrespect the giant like that??

[@Ttassin]

Who let lord farquaad out of the castle?

[@Theuglyconcretefinisher]

Underated comment. Should be num 1

[@KaosGunner]

Bwa Hahaha, I died!

[@TomGreen99]

Kek

[@ZetaLove]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HitPeace]

I got to much enjoyment out of these comment.

[@jackdonohue7893]

It seems like this guy has planned this speech for years.

[@mrranga283]

WHANG! reference?

[@nubiandoll7]

JD Bond I know right 😂

[@JoHn-if6wy]

Thats because hes projecting. So it comes out naturally 😂😂

[@joebiancoo]

This is great. That’s my dad, he left in 1983. So glad to hear his beautiful timbre once more. Respect.

[@ImageLimestone]

Lol seriously?

[@beiramar1582]

Sounds like he’s just repeating what he was told his whole life.

[@MasterJammer]

Yep

[@MasterJammer]

@@albertodemarchi9562 do you think he was right...

[@sokritlun1624]

I thought that was a granny lmao

[@cosminmierlea8144]

😂😂

[@jamesmoran5662]

You got that right

[@hiandbye9658]

My mans just wanted to play some classy brassy and this off brand Lord Farquad tryna stop him

[@dakotatrue12]

Lmao 😂

[@ProckerDark]

he does look like lord farquad

[@ZuiQuan]

💀💀💀

[@julessam8725]

Hi And Bye ford larquad

[@idontevenlikemoney]

This is my favorite comment ever. Haha

[@joshmurphy5930]

"I've been here 14 years I've lived in this town my whole life" That's a weird looking 14 yr old.

[@Alphoric]

It’s a weird looking whatever the fuck that is

[@charlied1930]

Doesn't he say 40 years? Either way doesn't add up lol he looks 60+ at least

[@gooey915]

Oblivion npc dialog

[@JuanRodriguez-cn1ek]

he probs referred to 'here' as his current residence or place of work.

[@Mimmi112]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jameshealy4096]

I wonder how many people who graduate from NYU film school now say "I'm an NYU film school graduate... sucka!"

[@Neo......]

😂😂😂😂

[@ScottCh-dw7ig]

I heard the graduating class has to shout it together to conclude the ceremony.

[@MAYITO1107]

He's like the personification of that self doubting voice in your head.

[@nbr6116]

Awesome, so I don't have to take them seriously anymore

[@jaclabs2791]

You cured my depression

[@MrCostas32]

😅

[@ShiroMusicOfficial]

'WHO DA HELL YOU THINK YOU AWRE?!'

[@bechtholdillustrator9378]

Man,absolutely

[@Dotsue_]

Sounds like he's reflecting on himself and his insecurities. Also he looks like Gollum before he found the ring.

[@KravMagaKid]

You are right!

[@-Vitalis-]

That's exactly what happened.

[@anon2427]

Narwhale Boi I mean, he’s not wrong it’s just very cringe

[@Chris-yw2zp]

I think he’s just high

[@edwardgaines6561]

Classic projection.

[@axelnussbaumer]

My favorite NPC in the game. You have to practice the trumpet for an absurd amount of time before he actually gives you his side quest, though.

[@OGCornBread]

U been watching too much TierZoo fam

[@404_profile_not_found]

The quest reward is garbage though. You get a signed photo of Bob Dylan that says, "To Angrydwarfguy, love Bob" in handwriting that looks suspiciously like Angrydwarfguy's own writing. It's good XP rhough

[@CharlesVeitch]

This NPC's programming is really good, only one use of "fucking" towards the end. Usually to unlock this kind of quest you need to hand the instrument to the character. This NPC wanted to show off

[@mandero6682]

Axel Nussbaumer hahah 😂

[@crappymeal]

I love where this is going

[@crammedbean8472]

From Bob Dylan's memoirs; "If you look at footage of me prior to 1975 I used to very clearly enunciate every word I sang. One day in '75 I was set to perform and waiting in my dressing room for them to give me my cue. The promoter comes in and tells me that they are going to send someone down to walk me on stage and introduce me. I thought, 'Fine, a bit unusual, but fine". A few minutes later the door opens and in walks the strangest little man I have ever seen; giant head, short squat legs, completely unproportioned arms, and absolutely no torso. I couldn't stop staring as he was telling me his name and extended his pudgy, sweaty little hand for me to shake. He was dressed in a 3 piece suit of red crushed velvet that he was obviously quite proud of and wearing a silk cravat. I was mesmerized....I couldn't take my eyes off him. He tells me he is a classically trained musician and has known the Grateful Dead since 1966.....now I knew Jerry was into some really strange shit back then, so I didn't completely disbelieve him. So now we are walking to the stage and just before we go through the curtains he puts on this tiny, tiny top hat that perfectly matched the suit. I'm telling you, I completely lost it and couldn't stop laughing as we walk on stage in front of thirty thousand people. There was no way I could get this image out of my mind......the band starts playing and I completely forgot all the lyrics. I just kept thinking of this tiny man in his tiny hat, so I just sort of mumbled and hummed my way through the set list. Now, every time I get up on stage, I'm instantly drawn back to that day in 1975 with this strange little man and I have to mumble the words to my own songs, because I can't get him out of my head. That short, troll like man in a velvet suit and top hat nearly ruined my career. It was the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen." omfg this is so funny

[@Billy_Herrington1969]

This NPC is very agressive. Looks like he denied his quest.

[@TayvionJohnson]

Okayga 😂 I’m crying

[@williamfalck4882]

Probably based on faction reputation. This is why you don't kill villagers thinking there won't be any consequences.

[@ghostoforion1745]

ANIKI

[@prudentiusinvader6652]

U suck!

[@PSDPISDEAD]

PSYCHO Peoples from GTA V

[@brianpulido1788]

This guy looks like he hangs out under bridges asking people to answer his riddles

[@metamodernsounds2163]

Brian Pulido 😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BublySofaPotato]

Lmao

[@MrDorin]

Wtf😂😂

[@flatbushmassachusetts8518]

Brian Pulido yooooo

[@davegahan5154]

Brian Pulido 😂

[@djmax01]

Best buried comment: "He keeps his torso in the bag"

[@therealrobbdee672]

U wouldn't laugh if ur torso got blow off in the War!

[@Sid0404]

@@therealrobbdee672 Wtf are you talking about?

[@therealrobbdee672]

@@Sid0404it's a king of the hill thing.... you wouldn't understand

[@kajuskup375]

Another buried comment: "This is the closest thing to gender neutral"

[@alybean4211]

😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@412snail1]

This looks my favorite substitute teacher from the 90’s. RIP Mr. Sutchmo.

[@nikop5927]

why is he 90% legs

[@jaketomaszewski2628]

Spliff 342 because his legs go all the way up

[@chaosfox72]

10 Danny Devito

[@nikop5927]

hes wearing that belt like a choker lol

[@chaosfox72]

@@nikop5927 kinky Danny Devito 😂😂😂

[@federicoarguello3951]

Bruce Lee

[@stevebailey5591]

He's screaming about 'respecting the silence'?

[@stevebailey5591]

@AB24250 Apparently he's a chap called Douglas Levinson.

[@avicennaferdian438]

@AB24250 apparently he/she is an asshole

[@theKGB1000]

Hypocritical humor at its finest.

[@Bear0601]

Louie the Dog That high?

[@jslide-wj8dr]

i needed someone else to point that out thank you lol

[@Thomas___]

*_I physically can't comprehend his body style_*

[@trendkill3333]

Thomas Bangalter his torso is like half the height it should be

[@tolkienblack6602]

That's a guy?!!!!

[@RequiemDream]

@@tolkienblack6602 I don't get it, most people say he, but to me it was clearly a female

[@RequiemDream]

@@tolkienblack6602 Fuck it I still go with female and the others are wrong

[@telaniianoai568]

I was literally just trying to understand how he's fucking built😂😂

[@Nerdtendo6366]

I can’t say “you’re nothing” without it morphing into an impression of Mr. Legs here

[@cee_willy]

It’s like he’s yelling at himself when he yells at the trumpet guy.

[@ripswf]

damn.....

[@chaseg]

Yea he obviously had a lot of emotions bottled up. The way he kept on and on tells me he wanted someone else to feel as bad as him. I feel sorry for the guy.

[@vapingfury4460]

@@chaseg i don't think you understand how many god damn amateur street performers there are in New York city when you walk by them everyday im sure it gets grating

[@samforpanek8401]

I can't believe its a dude

[@yngveerlandsen5319]

You are completely right. It's called Projection in Psychology and is defined as projecting the feelings we have about ourself unto someone else.

[@theomniverse9758]

Why does this guy look like lord farquaad from shrek.

[@bludog1043]

The Omniverse 69 likes nice

[@feelweirdinc89]

R/rareinsults

[@menib7574]

3:19

[@ScalpSnatcher]

No, he look more like Rumpelstiltskin

[@aidedwarrior2413]

first thing i noticed when i saw him

[@chrisreed3040]

I really wanna see this guy's life story in a movie. All the way up to this epic freakout moment.

[@LH-db6fs]

The movie would start with this video and then pause while he’s freaking out with him in the background saying something like “this is me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Well, let me take you back to the 1970’s when I walked Bob Dylan on stage…”

[@chrisreed3040]

@@LH-db6fs 😆 yes u took that right out of my mind.

[@stephenforbes2762]

Loving parents, bullied at school from preschool through high school, went to film school, flunked out, followed the Grateful Dead and Bob Dylan on tour, fantasized about walking them out on stage, got a job taking tickets at the movie theatre, never left, heard man playing trumpet in public, lost it and gave this academy award winning performance...

[@sj3development207]

@@LH-db6fs 😂😂😂 that’s EXACTLY what the movie would start like

[@jackthe_tripper2544]

He walked Bob Dylan on stage... apparently

[@darkgamer555al]

He looks like a real life side character from a Shrek movie 😭😂 he even sounds like one 😂

[@wilbamate]

This guy is the embodiment of my anxiety.

[@Zer0Spinn]

I hear his voice in my head every time I'm trying to write something

[@Ethan-yz6tj]

its a guy?

[@Brkprsn]

Wilba mate Texas size retweet there bud

[@SatisfecteIIent]

I’m crying 💀💀💀

[@yourconscience456]

Dayum, I thought I recognised him. Anxiety, thy name is *small angry weirdo*

[@ecco8]

He probably yelled at Bob Dylan in 1975 for playing music also

[@Ilnur-v6z]

I think that is a woman.

[@ecco8]

tuxman3osmanov gg Or a she beast

[@ecco8]

Probably yelled at the Grateful Dead from 1966 too

[@meadster308]

Dylan, you sound more nasally than I! Get out, you no talent nothing!

[@nathanwall37]

I walked the Beatles on stage in 1965! Who are YOU, Bob Dylan?

[@zeeqwan6477]

Lord Farquaad has really let himself go

[@oceangames2460]

mzeeq wan indeed

[@mysteryguytv3749]

LMAO

[@aidenshemanski8640]

mzeeq wan that is the best

[@cacao1312]

😂👌

[@aidanlenz5519]

Same idea

[@colarola7223]

You can't get any more New York than this.

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

His trousers are a bit low. Could do with pulling them up a bit higher.

[@MaxFurDude]

We need to help him. After intense review, I have noticed he isn't wearing a belt. 😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@theoracle7148]

It’s Richard the 3rd

[@martinf.8255]

That's a woman bro

[@pepesylvia848]

@@martinf.8255 It's a man. He's just small and probably lost his testes, causing his voice to never fully develop.

[@commendatori1]

Lol that would be over his head then..

[@aurumthebrave3427]

It sounds more like he's talking about himself rather than the artist.

[@expo6252]

Aurum TheBrave I think that’s a she idek 😂

[@hiteshkaringula6798]

_Expo_ that’s what I Thought💀💀💀💀💀

[@cruz25617]

Exacly my Thoughts. Everything he is saying, is really just Implying how he Feels about himself, or what he has been Told. He Obviously has Endured a Tremendous amount of Stress. A very Insecure Man. I Feel Bad for the Guy.

[@NevrrPresntt]

@@cruz25617 damn that's exactly what I was going to say. Hes reflecting himself. Hes saying was he was back then and how the trumpet guy us will mever be nothing because he went from being something to nothing. Tsk tsk, very sad for the lil troll looking dude

[@j5892000]

Exactly

[@Rumplesti1tskin]

He’s just pissed because someone stole his torso.

[@burntrice4418]

Yooooooo

[@mastabla3ta684]

I can't do it 🤣🤣😂💀

[@shamalamadingdong1165]

He has a torso, what he’s missing is an abdomen.

[@bruh.5620]

just realized its a man not a woman

[@smokeythesmurf1]

Yess!!!!!

[@zegaboy098]

The algorithm blessed my fyp with this old gem after all these years 🙏

[@LarsVallin]

So true! 😂😂😂

[@xpercipio]

these nardwuar interviews are getting intense

[@spacewave]

LMAOOO

[@Acefull-pl1iu]

Good call

[@hmm69420-w]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@wespenn6139]

aw man 😂😂 love nard tho amazing dude

[@chickenpopeye9037]

Yes nobody said it yet..... This comment is underrated

[@ClosedCasketFuneraI]

If monday was a person lol.

[@fernandonunes7608]

So underrated comment.

[@Tech-cy9yo]

Lmfao

[@XxchampaignxX]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@quinnmorgendorffer8435]

George...🤣🤣👏👏 thx lmao! Needed that

[@theepiceagle81]

George Aguero respect man😂😂😂

[@agiie615]

Sad thing is. This guy revealed his entire life with everything he just said.

[@Nina-vv3ev]

Jason Bourne yup

[@josephpeeler5434]

Yes. He was projecting. He brought Bob Dylan on stage. Highlight of his musical "career."

[@codafett]

Maybe. Or maybe he's completely insane and just rambling.

[@nubiandoll7]

codafett lol 😂

[@mikeythefish5394]

I find myself coming back to this video from time to time

[@akio1606]

whenever i see a crying child i think out loud "you're no artist. an artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity."

[@juliebraden6911]

I work retail and plan to scream this into the next crying baby's face.

[@Leukefilms]

@Material Girl My laughing chimney is a creepy guy and my flying chair destroy him... Yeah!!

[@selfishstockton6123]

You miserable presumptuous no talent! You have no talent 😂

[@buffdogg]

This man is projecting ALL of his insecurities towards this guy all at once.

[@coleburgos1610]

she has probably never had someone to ever vent to and unleashed all of her anger about her own life at once

[@jimmycarter7541]

@@coleburgos1610 This is a guy...

[@Lucrativecris]

@@jimmycarter7541 you can’t blame him when I first saw the video I thought it was a girl 😂

[@lovejetfuel4071]

Not sure if its a man or a women

[@mrcontroversy222]

@@jimmycarter7541 bullshit...

[@bananaFPS]

anyone else expecting two trumpets to go at it?

[@PKaddicted]

Leaving dissapointedly

[@Hyperfoxeye]

Theres a video like that but its a faceoff in a subway train

[@OriginalNameSequence]

Yea and all I got was this stupid cave troll

[@johntrains1317]

Hell yeah. In true internet troll style

[@joeyholden2748]

Omg yes

[@zerkzy842]

He randomly gives his life’s accomplishments throughout the rant

[@thomassharp8489]

"An artist respects the silence. It serves as the foundation of creativity" - Andre the Midget, 2013

[@willc5239]

Thomas Sharp Bravo

[@mr.paradise454]

The best comment?

[@harpomarxist4185]

"An artist respects the silence. It serves as the foundation of creativity", he shouted in public.

[@iamnathanael2132]

Meanwhile, Andre is up in here screaming her head off.

[@drivebybodypierce]

Certified: Pro-level comment.

[@stunnerofagunner]

Flash back 50 years and he was playing trumpet in his room with all his dreams ahead of him and his dad busted in and said these very same words and he was never the same ever again.....

[@Joshua-fk9zm]

epic villain backstory

[@DaveMustaineShreds]

Flash back 100 years and his grampa tellin his dad that same shit 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@showman891]

@@DaveMustaineShreds oh, how deep does it go?

[@MarkVirgulto]

By the title "Trumpet Fight" I thought the little gnome was going to pull a trumpet out of his bag and fight like two giraffes

[@RoshiBloxs]

that's what we all wish...

[@austinhenson18]

I thought it said turnip fight. Dyslexia strikes again

[@_hi_pwr]

YES

[@JoseARomo-qv5fk]

Bruh, "the little gnome"😂😂

[@Arcadiez]

Her

[@Avogadros_number]

His name is Douglas Levison for anyone who’s interested. Incredible improv skit with his friend.

[@JosetheDopeLPs]

There's no way this is an improv skit. It's way too perfect and genuine to be anything close to that.

[@adams8585]

You already can tell this guy was a failed musician

[@edwardgaines6561]

Yeah, he can't suffer in silence it seems.

[@lappu911]

He was a failed science experiment

[@flagflow1232]

He wanted to be the greatest trumpeter in the world, but the society didn't respect the silence which serves as a foundation for creativity.

[@shadowreaper5413]

@@lappu911 he failed at protecting his kingdom from am ogre and stole his bitch

[@trenton227]

He probably was one of the failed students who was trained beside JK Simmons.

[@thatstheguy6040]

I heard that guy melted his gold coins down and turned them into a trumpet. That's why this leprechaun is so mad

[@josephdavis7462]

Underrated comment

[@TheTenthLeper]

I lost my rip at this comment

[@javierpolo4681]

😂😂

[@mtnmotoadv]

not just any gold coins, but shekels

[@erich8074]

Lmao

[@Tankvich]

“how dare you not respect the silence,” he yelled for literal minutes

[@Bunny-lo3hg]

*HOW DARE YOU*

[@7thson555]

Lol

[@libertasautmors8995]

@@Bunny-lo3hg you've stolen my dreams

[@aligamiles]

That’s a guy?

[@neatescproductions7809]

It took that guy waaaaaayyyyy too long for him to say "alright that's enough."

[@YourOwnDamnVault31]

because he wants to have Douglas his moment.

[@nothosaur]

I was actually disappointed when he stopped the tirade. This is better than most movies.

[@JoeEnabnit]

“I’m a left handed guitarist. You suck.” Underrated line

[@ImageLimestone]

It took me a long time to pick that one out.

[@dahgameps432]

Time stamp? I can't hear it, and I've watched the vid many times.

[@Sh1ryyu]

@@dahgameps4320:27

[@dahgameps432]

@@Sh1ryyu thank U

[@Oithissucks]

As a southpaw myself, this had me dyin

[@nicolasberthiller8889]

This guy looks like the human I drew when I was 2 years old

[@vznovah]

So now we know what we drew when we were little come true Jk

[@joelbizzell1386]

Harold drew it. With that purple crayon.

[@sergiopaesleme]

Man i think the same thing, so this Man is so wide like Kylo Ren too

[@warheroesinc-minecraftchan6472]

Honestly I’d just say ok boomer

[@greenman4149]

Nico B I think it’s a female ?

[@Nyctro]

I think we can all agree this guy would make a great addition to a movie.

[@kevinyankee2]

Hell no

[@rayescobar90]

@@kevinyankee2 i was gonna say that😂😂

[@wenaldy]

He already did

[@haidardarr9077]

300

[@Dina-qk4qk]

@@wenaldy Tis the joke

[@sillywilly5033]

Ohh the gift that keeps on giving...thanks youtube for bringing me back to this magical moment so many times.

[@LukeGamesOfficial]

So this is the guy who trash talks you on Xbox

[@notagod-5174]

its a guy?!

[@BotchedJohnson]

@@notagod-5174 naw it's just like a metaphor

[@BotchedJohnson]

@@notagod-5174 actually I cant tell

[@braden5006]

I remember watching your Terraria playthroughs 2 years ago

[@anonyme4002]

Who knows , it's 2018

[@miguelforero1236]

Low budget Whiplash.

[@DJayAce4]

+Miguel Forero haha good comment

[@bmdola]

lmfao

[@hammertime598]

Fuck that's hilarious

[@HappyRussians]

+Miguel Forero dying

[@carack9]

+Miguel Forero I LAUGHED SO HARD OMG

[@ZacharyC]

“No talent” he says as he holding a garbage bag and has his pants like chest high

[@ZacharyC]

Russell Bell ya probably cause he needs to let out a lot of hot air

[@carlosarredondo3491]

Lol this man is pathetic no doubt about that , but talent got nothing to do with looks. You can look bad and still play amaizing

[@alanquintero7]

He's obviously projecting himself, as he is frustrated

[@DingleDut]

How does what he looks like have anything to do with what he's saying?

[@uniquebuildingsllc3015]

Says the man whos never walked Bob Dylon up on stage....hahahah

[@stevnreed7763]

This short guy must be fun at parties. Pure joy so happy full of love and life and encouragement.

[@WeAreTheInsurgents]

"An artist respects the silence. It serves as the foundation of creativity." That actually sounds really profound then 10 seconds later he says "I'm an NYU film school graduate, SUCCCKKKAA"

[@fatclemenzzza]

Lmao! I read your comment when he said that.

[@dylanstafford8177]

Ahhhhhh🤣🤣🤣

[@Teobi1]

"AN ARTIST RESPECTS THE SILENCE!" he yelled

[@davi.alexandre]

Imo, telling a musician that he should respect the silence is the single dumbest thing possible one could ever say

[@LangstonDev]

It's a thing that sounds really deep until you think about it for a few more seconds and realize it's absolute hogwash

[@kamerad-dog]

I was just playing the trumpet in the street and this thing just appeared. It gave me a cool side quest but it was a bit annoying.

[@mectic5149]

Snow Seraph ??

[@GGman2019]

They need to nerf the last boss of that quest

[@holycanolibatman]

this comment made me laugh way too hard

[@tug3676]

HOW ABOUT THE SETTLEMENT PROBLEM, ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEEDS YOUR HELP ILL MARK IT ON YOUR MAP

[@tonibursic5717]

I still can't figure out weather this is a man or a woman...

[@chickennoodlesoup2794]

This scene was nominated for an academy award. Danny Devito trained for weeks on his monologue, knowing full well that the character of this story had a realization that even though he’s a homeless man trying to look good in a suit, he understands that art in all things is really found in silence, something his character learns to break himself, all throughout this film. Still mad Scorsese didn’t win an Oscar for best director.

[@escapingfedsinmycivic]

This has a lot of likes but no replies so I’m gonna reply to it

[@niijigod3864]

LMFAOO

[@gxbrxxl9626]

Don't do Danny like this

[@kuumih0]

I'm not sure what's funnier Your profile pic with this comment. Your name or the video

[@lycoris7890]

@@kuumih0 XD

[@NickFrancis-l1p]

This is the most genetically odd custom character I’ve ever seen

[@Keatz09]

Damn, Lord Farquaad really let himself go.

[@aquagrip6876]

😂😂😂

[@neutroisking101]

I'm dead. 💀

[@yeceylewis]

Mannnnnn i wish i could delete your comment 🤣🤣🤣, u a damn foo

[@y0z3nFr0g3rt]

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Lord farquad. So good

[@retromancouto4409]

Hahaha

[@YungJamin]

so this is what lord farquaad has been doing all these years

[@jimmyfaustjr7373]

Lol

[@u.hinson6300]

Champion comment

[@bus1inyagirlsbut]

Lol

[@elliotthastings-rose4563]

Legendary comment

[@savzkie]

LMAO

[@alanr4263]

Man that's one tucked in shirt.

[@michaelpieruccini5816]

His pants aren't even high, he's just missing his entire abdomen.

[@inbredjesus9188]

Its torso is tucked in

[@RoughRaiders13]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life😂😂😂

[@qq9989]

"I'm here 14 years I've been in thise town my whole life" Damn that's one of the oldest looking 14 year olds I've ever seen

[@Thaction]

Damn hilarious!

[@ca4leb]

L Franco only a douche bag or someone that doesn’t understand comedy would correct this comment. you fucker

[@zolonichase4493]

youre 14?

[@jacobhall9847]

Only 14 and got to meet Bob Dylan? Wow

[@Jayco9x19]

jo ho 🤣🤣🤣

[@Podders1991]

I swear I created this guy on WWE smack down on PS2 back in 2003

[@bornagainhxxligan]

So true 💀💀

[@MickyTzzz]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@alanwashstuff216]

Hahahahahahahaha you won the internet sir.

[@lunarlight3131]

its actually a woman.

[@bornagainhxxligan]

@@lunarlight3131 I'm not here to start an argument, but are you sure? Looks a lot like Lord Farquaad, and a male at that.. what do you see?

[@canadiansaabfreak6530]

Everybody gangsta till lord Farquaad starts flexing his music degree.

[@kkingofkingzq9032]

Damn it G not the Lord farquaad🤣🤣🤣

[@Wiaer]

Underrated comment

[@lokivato]

This is my motivational talk on Monday mornings

[@marshallgraham2178]

Lord Farquaad starts flexing his music degree till everybody gangsta.

[@lokivato]

@Jerry Sandusky this is a dude?

[@laflockaa]

I used to watch this video as a kid, everytime it popped up on recommend I always clicked it😂

[@Redforsberg]

Him: "You are everything that has gone wrong with this world" Trumpet Guy: *Doot*

[@Kerrviii]

CRYING 😅😭

[@Kerrviii]

Thank D yeah. It just kinda broke the tension lol

[@elyeeto4399]

Karen:You suck trumpet player The guy:But I like to play to play a trumpet

[@AnonYmous-mw5lc]

like when a little bro taunts his big bro

[@telegoose9905]

🤣

[@shadyk6689]

This man has such Chihuahua energy. No one cares he's there, everyone is minding their own business, yet here he is.

[@chronic_johnson_a.r.a.b]

You're no artist. SUCKA. You obviously don't have the talent to write comments on KZbin when clearly the cameraman cared enough about what the man had to say to film it. You are nothing.

[@Yetisoup]

@@chronic_johnson_a.r.a.b u good bro ?

[@jakekenney1389]

@@chronic_johnson_a.r.a.b whaaaa???

[@jacksabschaum4799]

@@chronic_johnson_a.r.a.b aua

[@jalanihidup6119]

@@Yetisoup this is a brother of him😆😆

[@georgefabars7218]

I love how he prepares his swing but realizes midway that assault is a crime.

[@coldcrow1508]

Made me laugh

[@Aaron-kp6kp]

At least he’s smart enough to stop mid way.

[@IwatchTubiTrash]

I think it’s all just posturing and he doesn’t have it in him to actually swing.

[@CCCCCCCCC11]

Or he realized that just about every person on earth is about 3 feet taller than him and he would've most certainly got his ass kicked

[@imagicrockstar1122]

Sun tzu would say that

[@ReznaQay]

sees someone who feels good about himself, says "thats the perfect target." says "dont play an instrument unless you can go pro because you annoy me that you feel good about yourself."

[@Neo......]

yep

[@Neo......]

People who are miserable hate to see happy people

[@9eishitasharma501]

Mf he was playing the trumpet in front of a holocaust memorial....

[@videofabriken]

Sounds like he's repeating what his father told him

[@heyyou4688]

I cant get up i laughin too hard

[@user.60136]

Oof💀☠️😭

[@tarnit9286]

All I could think while this guy was talking was “this guys projecting”

[@TheHakeReport]

I was thinking mother.

[@jaded804]

Cmon man :/

[@1999somethinglegoguy]

This needs to be a monolgue in a movie about a washed up musician turned teacher played by joaquin phoenix

[@westerling8436]

hehehehehe

[@nanvolentine9110]

No, Danny DeVito

[@92Jerrell]

The Rated R version of School of Rock

[@agrier7356]

because they r both crazy?

[@ogs72v]

Definitely Joaquin

[@natalieportmanfanbundlepla6060]

This guys entire torso is his legs😂

[@xkencex3963]

Lmfao Fr

[@liamdrinkswater5334]

That’s a woman

[@xkencex3963]

@@liamdrinkswater5334 😂

[@nqel0]

funny how you said guy

[@donnyvanderveen2829]

Lmao

[@JohnEdmiston684]

I return to this video whenever i am feeling a little too confident in my abilities and i need to be put in my place

[@DoctorChibi740]

What's higher: His blood pressure or his pants?

[@bashdug]

This is the best comment on this video

[@caydensanders3952]

Yes

[@ItsMayzo]

Hard question. 😀

[@tyrstocry3493]

DoctorChibi740 the world may never know

[@kyohan8432]

Lol this is the best joke Hahahahaha not kind of joke That evryone has Like memes This is pure

[@marcelmuller3807]

This dude is built like a microwave on legs.

[@93maverick]

Lmao

[@Blackballoon567]

💀💀💀

[@trashcan8672]

It's a woman lol

[@matt1234-h1x]

That ain’t no dude 😂

[@someguyinjeans5273]

Soooo Cancerous?

[@goobiethicc5054]

Lord Farquaad’s sister really going trough some rough shit these days.

[@IndoGamer93]

Fax

[@terrorismgaming200]

THAT'S A WOMAN!?

[@mariewarrington992]

Its a boy. Watch the video about this video on Whang!'s channel.

[@anthonybotello8027]

Lmao she be a Karen nj

[@slimxdemon3129]

Ajahhahahaah

[@draco2xx]

this is like a random npc in gta v you just have to hang around and be so intrigued as to wtf you're looking at