Truth or Dare Review - YMS

[@BurningWolfPromise]

The saddest character death in this film was the matress... :(

[@MasqueofFlesh]

Bro. *I fucking cried.*

[@walterk9916]

The saddest death was the money the guy who slept behind them paid.

[@RudiW1510]

The object or one of the girls?

[@dominik4666]

It was the film itself.

[@JEWELUSIONAL]

@@RudiW1510 The literal matress

[@murray_w2860]

When the blonde girl puts a gun to her head cause she's sad about her dad the girl behind me yelled DO IT

[@lambdaweaponscache5394]

ace bear : p 😂😂dang

[@catgirlyuri]

filthy frank in female form

[@dodojesus4529]

I know it was a girl, but I can only immagine it in palpatine voice

[@joshuanesbit]

Hated her

[@pepegaforsaaan8069]

Dont let your dreams BE DREAMS.

[@Pontificate]

2005- Hide and seek 2014- Would you rather 2018- Tag 2019- Truth or dare 2020- Ready or not 2022- tic tac toe

[@tryingmybest206]

2023 - Duck Duck Goose

[@57yearoldjamesbond]

2053 - The Penis Game

[@horseeatsdogfood5721]

2069-Monopoly

[@yourlordmasterking7465]

2021- chess

[@mattok101digitaltamer9]

2021:Red Light Green Light

[@SubmarineShrineMonster]

They get possessed and look like the Grinch when he got an idea.

[@omarelmaghraby2548]

@@unHolyEvelyn They really are a hinch

[@hannahstarinieri1351]

That’s rude to the grinch

[@alistersvenschoff1885]

Yeah i really hated that

[@yeethittter1285]

@@bw8362 a wonderful, AWFUL idea!

[@themarshcat7195]

A wonderfully awful idea

[@Lyendith]

It's always a bad sign when the poster emphasizes the _producer_ instead of the director or writer.

[@dr.palsonp.h.d815]

lol true

[@pyromania1018]

(cough)Nightmare Before Christmas(cough)

[@TheAngelmisa]

Jackson Rushing Nightmare before Christmas is an awesome movie though.

[@TwelvetreeZ]

@@TheAngelmisa yeah, but everyone calls it a Tim Burton film, when Henry Sellick was the actual director. He's great (he made Coraline), but his achievements are eclipsed by Burton's (who hasn't made a good film in years)

[@pyromania1018]

@@TheAngelmisa Not denying that. Just pointed out this example to prove the comment wrong.

[@CriticalNobody]

You should sue the filmmakers for stealing your meme face

[@chungusbooper]

So should BroTeam. Edit: Gods, now I want to see BroTeam watch this film.

[@Greendalewitch]

Critical Nobody Lets just get Daddy Derek and he will slam the company with many warnings from fake law firms, which will be responded to with: "We are sorry you felt that way" In other words: This movie is Totes Retar!!!!

[@onehotdog9424]

Critical Nobody ô d

[@Finkelfunk]

They turned his frown upside down tho

[@KinzyKenzie]

So should Jacksfilms. Just make it a class-action!

[@barneythedinosaur4877]

The demon posses them and makes them kills themselves I'm getting unfriended flashbacks

[@MrJoeyWheeler]

Seems like an incredible waste of possession energy, really. What happened to old-school demons who had the sense to just eat souls?

[@mrguy561]

Damian Freeman Veganism.

[@dominik4666]

Barney TheDinosaur More like PTSD flashbacks

[@or.o.s.t8190]

Well the glitch just TYPED!

[@ej4j4i38wGwgeb8]

DORITOS

[@SpawnRevenge92]

The ending was grand scale cheating, it annoyed the hell out of me. People didn't agree to the rules just because they opened youtube. The movie made it very clear that you have to agree to play the game. That was the whole point of the dude in the church, he needed for them to say "we'll play truth or dare". So people who just open a random video are not agreeing to the game and it doesn't work.

[@LordMoldoma]

I wanted to see a Rohan Kishibe "Da Ga Kotowaru." Genuinely at the end of the movie, but there wasn't any. And they could've passed it off as a parody if they did that, and I would've thought it was a mediocre horror parody rather than a shitty horror move.

[@FrancisR420]

The best case scenario you're going to get a bunch of little kids at slumber parties yeeting themselves off roofs and confessing to that awkward moment with their plushie.

[@sethstartix]

The fact you expected more from a film in 2018 in the worst sin.

[@LordMoldoma]

@@sethstartix The year isn't the problem, it's the industry.

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

@@LordMoldoma HEABENS DOA

[@MaybeNotARobot]

"Truth or dare?" "No." Movie over.

[@squ11b14]

“Or”

[@Konmonachi]

L0L

[@seanpazdera6407]

It's literally stated that you die if you refuse to play

[@seanpazdera6407]

@Booper Dooper But they open with asking you if you want to play

[@elverbabybabysen2173]

Truth or dare? No u.

[@victoriaheatherly7815]

Imagine if the demon said dare. Olivia: I dare you to end the game Demon: Well, damn...

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

Why doesn't the characters ask the demon truth or dare?

[@Valkbg]

@@WorshipperOfKhone They did but that also bullshit. They fucked it up.

[@libradawg9]

@@Valkbg Were two truths used in a row? No, everybody kept choosing dare so others wouldn't have to. That's the problem - if they did corner the demon by pointing out it's locked in a dare, the thing would just say, *No, I'm in another game that's lasted 8,000 years. Last guy took dare.* Always took the cheapest way out of every scene.

[@Valkbg]

@@libradawg9 Sorry if you misunderstood me but I completely agree with you. To me the whole film is BS. If they did it a bit better maybe it would have been decent but it couldnt even do that.

[@dakota8901]

@@WorshipperOfKhone they did

[@InkRose]

There's potential for using after effects to make the facial expressions slightly exaggerated and therefore triggering uncanny valley, but the level of exaggeration used in this movie is more cartoony. As such, it just looks ridiculously funny.

[@brokenpieces5852]

Ink Rose it’s like the characters are creepy Pinkie Pie

[@SamSquids]

especially now with the Jerma "When the imposter is sus" meme

[@someidiot420]

modern filmmakers* dont know shit abt subtlety man.... *NOT ALL of them just most of them

[@aarondavis8943]

The movie could have worked on some level as a kind of _Saw_ situation. Making it a demon meant that it couldn't work or make any sense and doomed the project.

[@aarondavis8943]

@@someidiot420 There are so many shitty films from earlier eras it would take a thousand lifetimes to watch them all. People who go ape shit over 70s and 80s films weren't there. Believe me, most films from back then sucked ass. And if you go back further, it gets even worse: people didn't even know how to act naturally. You're judging earlier eras by their best films and the current era by the worst. Simple confirmation bias.

[@ant.onio.n]

Bless that sleeping guy. Good on him. Get a good rest.

[@SaintsBro217]

Sleep tight pupper

[@faefofum]

If I fell asleep in a cinema and missed the movie I'd be mad for wasting my money. Then again he spent it to buy a ticket for Truth or Dare so...

[@ant.onio.n]

A good nap is never a waste of money, my good sir.

[@mockingladmockery3860]

I am guessing he needed an excuse to get out of the house and rest for a while.

[@BobSagetHamster]

i feel asleep during the assassin's creed movie

[@araposkulo]

The way I see it there are two reasons why a group of people would play Truth or Dare in an abandoned, creepy place: 1 - They are edgy 12 year olds 2- They expect this to become an orgy

[@redbunny8081]

Hell yeah

[@ukmedicfrcs]

I played truth or dare as a child and I was not edgy at all. It's just a fun game for kids. Mostly we would make each other kiss someone else or run around with our pants down.

[@araposkulo]

@@ukmedicfrcs you are missed the part where I typed "in an abandoned, creepy place" I played truth or dare too when I was a kid. Who hasn't?

[@ukmedicfrcs]

@@araposkulo I didn't miss anything. What does the location have to do with my comment? Playing in an abandoned bldg doesn't make you ' edgy '. We always looked for forts or old empty houses that we could sneak into. I have also played it as an adult and not one person in our group expected it to turn into an orgy.

[@araposkulo]

@@ukmedicfrcs Yes. I see the issue now. You are missing the whole point of the comment. It's a joke. Calmeth thine tits fellow commenter.

[@calemr]

OK, I doubt the screenwriters were smart enough, but: Truth: "What is your sexuality?" would make him say he's gay. ... Unless he's smart enough to just go "Gay." And his dad's all "What?" and he's all "Oh, I just think this sucks, it's so totally gay, or whatever."

[@Phenrex]

calemr He’s not smart in the movie, he is gay, that’s it. **sarcastic** As a gay man myself I know the only thing of interest about me is surely my sexuality, lol.

[@otterlyhours]

I thought the demon would be like “what’s your biggest secret that you’re hiding from your dad?” and he’d say he’s gay???

[@huston1415]

@@Phenrex Doubt considering how abundant and common homosexuality is. 😂😂😂

[@OneEyedCloud01]

@@huston1415 They were being sarcastic. I think.

[@huston1415]

@@OneEyedCloud01 Probably, usually not tho.

[@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_]

That face morphing though, that's some YTP level editing

[@TheReZisTLust]

YourTeleshowsPathetic? That tuber is funny as heck

[@sousha3396]

ReZisT Lust YTP stands for KZbin Poop

[@grumpy_roo]

Oh my god I haven't seen a YTP in yrs 😂 but u rite tho lmao

[@aalthesuppe]

Reminds me of shlock by the numberer one

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Shlock Edit: somebody beat me to the punch

[@NOWATCHDOG]

My god the ads for this were EVERYWHERE man, I wouldn't be surprised if they used like 1/4 of their budget solely on advertising

[@Ball_Fondler64]

ads*

[@typhoonzebra]

Do you say quarter or forth?

[@russellhunter363]

The budget was only $3.5m.

[@NOWATCHDOG]

Genuinely I do actually appreciate all of you correcting me because I honestly have no idea what movies do with their budgets (and apparently how to spell ad) so bless

[@extxvlogs]

sai mohan ass*

[@sircrabsalot9507]

Other great horror classics from the future: "I've never": A drinking game related demon does drinking game related stuff that is both evil AND nonsensical. "I've never-ever: Revengeance": Same as above, but in 3D. "Air Hockey": A pedophile psycopath, who's also a mass-murderering terrorist and a lawyer, who used to own a car dealership dies while playing Ouija and posseses an air hockey-pug. Hi-jinks insues. "Ping-Pong": The itallian remake of Air Hockey. "Magic The Splattering!": The shadow realm and stuff. "Dwarf-Tossing": 'Tibbles McSquibbens used to be your average throwing-dwarf, until the day that he was thrown into a toy store and crashed through at least TWO ouija boards!' "Monopoly: The Route of all Evil!": You die... "Monopoly 2: Go to Jail!": ...in the game... "Monopoly 3: Pass Start... AGAIN!": ...you die for real! "Monopoly Reloaded!!!": IN 3D!!! "Tag - You're IT!": A Ouija board chases after people, who all have handheld cameras and no knowledge of how to focus properly!

[@AhSatan]

...Those sound funny and entertaining to watch.

[@edgycunt6358]

This is actually genius, i want this to be a franchise

[@randomanimallover3196]

"Dwarf Tossing" sounds like it could be found on pornhub...

[@floodrunner_2042]

Sir Crabsalot don’t forget about “Hopscotch”: An escaped inmate from an asylum kidnaps 5 kids to play his demonic game. Whatever number they land on is the amount of people they have to kill but they can’t say why because it would trigger their shock collars to explode

[@boiboiboiboiboiboiboiboi9243]

Don't forget "Hackey" where an enraged son of Satan himself goes around and finds 10 people who need to throw around a hackey sack and if they drop it they get tortured and then die and if they hold it for more than 5 seconds than the demon possesses them and kills everyone - the horror continues after the twist ending that states that EVERYONE can be a part of the game and now in "Hackey 2: Throw-Away", everyone is constantly throwing it around and now ONE PERSON HAS DROPPED IT - le gasp!

[@SaintsBro217]

You know a movie's gonna suck when there are ads for it everywhere and you still don't give a shit. I legitimately forgot this film existed every time I skipped the ads, only to be reminded again by the next one... then I forgot about it again.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

SCP classification when?

[@SaintsBro217]

Ha Vo I'll give it a euclid.

[@richardszajlai5352]

you also know it's going to suck when the title of the movie sounds retarded truth or dare, happy deathday, the bye bye man, etc. like what were they thinking

[@peachy0weachy]

JS96939 ye the companies know they suck so they spend money advertising to get more potential viewers, probably

[@z-beeblebrox]

The ad with the girl walking on the roof that utterly fails to be suspenseful is the one I remember.

[@RockManOki]

How the hell can Truth or Dare, of all games, be "cursed"? Like, maybe the people playing, but it just feels.... wrong. Somehow, hide and seek would make more sense, then again there's a game of hide n seek in every horror movie.

[@Proserpira]

There is actually a really spoopy version of hide and seek where you have all these rules and you play with "spirits" that you summon into a doll. The description of the game is scarier than anything. They're like "you have to anger the spirit by stabbing the doll, but use a pencil rather than a knife, because if they find you you'll be hurt with the weapon you left in the doll!" and there's a rule of not going outside. It's never explained why. That's scarier than knowing tbh

[@catgirlyuri]

Possibly Dell Honne i think it’s because outside, while the doll might not keep track of you, *you can’t keep track of it either* . it’d be easier for it to sneak up on you while you’re hiding in a tree and it’s windy outside, than hiding in a house or something where you can still hear noises that it might make and run away as soon as you hear something. that’s just a theory though, and possibly not even correct considering how ghost logic works.

[@Proserpira]

@@catgirlyuri Makes sense!

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Possibly Dell Honne I've heard of that. Apparently, the better you hide, the less hurt you get. Or something like that, I don't really remember

[@Lu_ciernaga]

@@Proserpira the version I've seen said that you had to use a doll/plush filled with rice and stitched up with red thread. You leave it in a room, go to another place, count to 10 and go back to stab the toy. Then you leave it with whatever you used to stab it and run to your hiding place When you want the game to end you have to take a cup filled with water and salt (previously prepared obvs) and go find the toy. You throw the water at it and yell that you win, and later you have to burn the toy to get rid of it

[@redkingrauri3769]

That possessed smile is literally the same effect used in Supernatural 10 years ago for a monster. Supernatural's episode budgets were about 2 million an episode max in the later seasons. SHAME.

[@fyrefrost1898]

wait what monster did they use it for

[@FallenWolf64]

Glad to see another A.V.G.N fan.

[@one_man_community]

Kind of funny that Snapchat actually made this filter as a movie promotion.

[@stephsvids9812]

ANIMA 51 no way!! I’m dying right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@one_man_community]

Its even more funny cause you have filter on your profile picture.

[@stephsvids9812]

ANIMA 51 yeah but not a stupid derp face 😂

[@Starriaaa]

ANIMA 51 t😁😁

[@one_man_community]

Wow you too. Just use the Truth Or Dare filter when taking a selfie. Makes everything better.

[@sori_osori_]

So basically final destination minus the gore death scene but with added snapchat filter?

[@extremelyhappysimmer]

큐베다이스키 does your username say kyubei daisuki in korean letters which is japanese for i love kyubei? You monster.

[@mockingladmockery3860]

extremelyhappysimmer exactly, hes a piece of shit

[@angelosardo5762]

You hit the nail on the head

[@Jetfox967]

Yep

[@sori_osori_]

yes it means I love kyubey. It's such a shame not many people realize how cute kyubey is

[@punjabenis6527]

Truth or dare is for 12 yr olds who get "drunk" off mountain dew and vape

[@CrasherX2000]

Dankious Memious how the hell do you get drunk off of vape?

[@punjabenis6527]

You don't. You get high

[@user-gt6pi4pv2k]

- dankious memious

[@TheReZisTLust]

@@punjabenis6527 bullshit

[@Quaintless722]

CrasherX 2000 I think you missed the point of the joke

[@krimsonklaww611]

Those grins make me think of Joey from Yu-Gi-Oh

[@comradet0m]

BROOKLYN RAGE!

[@rhiannonyeadon8753]

I can't unsee it.

[@jeandidieraboubakar9982]

@@rhiannonyeadon8753 Thats a jojo reference.

[@VeryPeeved]

oh my god, what's wrong with his face! guys, are you seeing this? what the hell's wrong with his _face?_

[@synchronizedelbow5702]

"I play...MAH BAAYYBEE DRAAAGEEEN!!!"

[@RobynReanimates]

Me and my 3 friends all burst out laughing in the theater at the end when the completely random girl watching the livestream did the Filthy Frank smile

[@toaster9922]

why on earth would you go see that movie though

[@RobynReanimates]

Toaster Local theater has $5 ticket Tuesdays and we all went to see just how bad it was and laugh at it

[@NSFSponsor]

Robyn Cleffa AMC/Carmike be having $5 Tuesdays down here too.

[@hubblebublumbubwub5215]

Toaster even adum thought it was worth seeing

[@ironintegral6631]

Wish I had that many friends

[@OckhamAsylum]

Why do the characters in these movies always have some kind of earth-shattering secrets that they're keeping? I know plenty of people who have done things they're not proud of, but who walks around with secrets so dark that it would change everything forever if it got out? The demon would be really dissatisfied if couple of nerds came in and some of their darkest secrets were along the lines of "looking up Xenomorph X Predator fanfics" and "masturbating to Kratos' rippling muscles." Are people even afraid of this kind of movie anymore? The kind where characters have to perform horrible acts on themselves like peeling off finger nails or something? Who is frightened by that? Who is tense and terrified while watching a fucking drunk girl try not to fall off a house? I swear Hollywood doesn't know shit about making a half-decent horror movie anymore.

[@its-amemegatron.9521]

I'd actually pay money to see that.

[@CalebCraft10]

That would be a classic parody.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Seems like some belabored torture porn, I guess. But yeah, I was never such a dramatic teenager. "I've got some waifus" was about the extent of my hidden darkness.

[@plantain.1739]

@@CaptainDoomsday You know I don't mind gore sploytation as long as it's not just "Look human sack 45 got his peepee bit off XD"

[@oddluck4180]

Yeah, I think for most people, their worst secret is that they have some weird fetish.

[@HarrisBoe]

The more you look at the thumbnail, the more the girl looks like Mr. Bean

[@nonexistentuser3420]

No wonder she looks familiar..

[@taylordavison6849]

Cannot unsee that.

[@samgomez9942]

Underatted comment

[@chickencurry420]

I thought Adam edited Mr. Beans face on the thumbnail to be funny and random

[@supermouse73]

NO MY CHILDHOOD

[@xercespriest]

The truth or dare face reminds me of that Road to El Dorado meme face. You know the one.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Sir Jetiau I really don't. I've never seen The Road to El Dorado

[@samanthabest8926]

Google “Miguel face meme” or something similar”. Believe me, you’ll know it when you see it

[@levian3501]

"Truth or dare?" "Dare." "I dare you to quit the game." Problem solved.

[@tryingmybest206]

Quitting the game is against the rules. Not fulfilling a dare is against the rule. So you're screwed either way

[@Smallestpenis]

You also don’t get to pick the dare

[@IcewhipRoxx]

I would love to see a comedy based on this premise where everyone playing is a generally good person with no big secrets or vices. It would be like: Demon: "Truth or dare?" Person: "Truth." Demon: "What huge dark secret do you know about her friend?" Person: "Uh... my friend watches R-Rated movies." Friend's mom: "She does? Well, she's an adult. She can do what she wants. I'll e-mail her a bible verse, though." Demon: "That's it?" Person: "Yeah... that and she picks her nose, but her mom already knows about that,so..." Demon: "Truth or dare?" Person: "Dare." Demon: "Walk along the edge of the roof until you finish that... is that a juice box?" Person: "It's pineapple banana. Want some?" Demon: "Well, take someone else's bottle of liquor and go up on the roof." Person: "We didn't bring any liquor. We're 18. Demon: "Then go BUY some!" Person: "But... we're 18." Demon: "Are you seriously telling me you fuckers don't have fake IDs?! Fuck you guys!"

[@yourmum69_420]

lol imagine not being able to buy alcohol at 18

[@luiginastro8831]

@@yourmum69_420 But being able to buy assault rifles. The US, what a strange place.

[@rhyscallinan5058]

​@@luiginastro8831 That might be because of prohibition. Changing the laws after being defeated by alcoholics but fucking them by making it 21, like Japan. Never had a prohibition on firearms so yeah, 18.

[@SilverSurfer166]

So who had a better time? Adam, who had to pay to watch this crap, or the guy who paid and then fell asleep?

[@darrelsam419]

Guy who fell asleep seems to be having a really good nap, and he doesn't need to actually watch the movie, so I think he had a better time.

[@twatfaggotson]

Adam, please answer this

[@MrGizzyRey]

I mean, did Adam really *pay* to watch this? C'mon.

[@blindtreeman8052]

Norrin Radd movie theatre seats are surprisingly comfortable, so i guess the dude who had a nap

[@alanalves7649]

One of them might payed to watch another flick and penetrated TorD room after their flick was over.

[@wasdye2230]

Can’t believe it went from ‘’get out’’ to this.

[@blockyorbits2376]

To be fair, Get Out wasn't great either.

[@alejandrotomascarreno3867]

it was decent, a masterpiece if you compare it to this other pieces of shit though.

[@thebteamm]

Blocky Orbits in your unpopular opinion

[@informationage559]

Peele is going to direct a new film I’ve heard that he again considers “social horror”

[@CynicalZielony]

Isn't social horror just a thriller?

[@queeniethequeenbee3701]

Coming to Theaters near you "Hopscotch: Step on a crack, it'll break YOUR back."

[@mynameisntemma167]

i cant wait to see that

[@charlespanache7047]

1, 2, 3 oof my knee

[@Niagaranobs]

Spine*

[@MistletoesArt]

9:00 Technically, she was in the mission at the end, when she asked. I've been cursed with cleaning up after this movie dozens and dozens of times over, seeing as I work in a theatre, so I kinda understand the movie's logic at this point. She's in the mission, so the rules apply. I guess. It's still stupid and the person on the receiving end isn't there, but I guess you're just supposed to be too scared to notice that lmao

[@mwur6190]

HollyElise Maybe the devil didn't care and just wanted to get more victims so he'll let the rules side. That's my guess.

[@TheMcKenzieHaus]

She was in the mission but the people she "cursed" was not. At the start of the film, the guy had to physically bring them there. Everyone is cursed but they weren't actually there. So at this point, the demon just bends all the rules just to keep existing.

[@TheWilderCat]

I am so sorry..

[@lacelevin8986]

MistletoesArt also, I am pretty sure that girl who had to walk on the roof landed on something they were holding because I distinctly remember their horrible attempt at humor with her saying , "is this my bed?" Maybe he is thinking of a different movie? I saw this last night on cable and it is the worst movie I have seen in quite a while.

[@AbyssalManta]

They never said new participants have to BE at the mission. They said new participants have to be added there. Subtle difference. Sam apparently never noticed it, or thought of a method to recruit them remotely. Their understanding of the game then was much more limited than by the movie's end.

[@heeeyyy2947]

No joke I saw this movie yesterday and thought “Adam would tear this movie apart” and then I check my phone and MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

[@somebodysomewhere9253]

You’re tearing me apart Adam no ok

[@uknownada]

You retroactively dared him to review this movie.

[@flightwheel]

puddle i like your paranoia agent icon

[@deadneopet]

puddle same LOL Saw everyone talking about in fb and commenting how it looks so good and scary. Meanwhile in my head I was thinking how Adam would destroy this movie. 👌

[@Awesomebaconman123]

RAAAAYYYEEEAAAAAAA the great atom bomb.

[@heeeyyy2947]

You didn’t mention the one part where one person gets DARED TO TELL THE TRUTH - THIS MOVIE HAS NO CONSISTENCY

[@ridwanbahri6415]

puddle that's because the demon (Calex) so "smart" and curious, it's a demon and demon doesn't follow the rules

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Isn't that the opposite of the demon's objective, considering he's such an asshole he just declared Truth "locked" at some point?

[@TierZoo]

whoa KeefCrew's go-to soundtrack in a YMS video?

[@PvtParts-hr4zv]

I love your vids my dude

[@udonge1043]

of course tierzoo watches yms ya both make great content. btw tierzoo pleas adopt me ily.

[@seaweed6668]

What is it song?

[@seaweed6668]

TierZoo what name of the song?

[@S.E.J]

sea weed29 Dizzy (Feat. Wow)

[@subroy7123]

I wish the demon from this film would walk up to the It Follows monster and try to play Truth or Dare with it.

[@brittanyr9471]

"Wanna play truth or dare?" "Nah I prefer tag"

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Sub Roy my new OTP

[@billy6937]

YMS in a nutshell: watch everything as a comedy.

[@BellsofNevermore]

This. I laughed through the whole damn thing!

[@tylertheguy3160]

The current state of horror movies frustrates me.

[@tylertheguy3160]

Ghost Pirate Weasel They're all paranormal now, it's getting pretty old.

[@devillass6025]

Honestly, so many horror movies are being pumped out and most of em not all that good but horror games are like, so rare and that frustrates me most. Good ones, I mean. Not shitty cash grab indie ones (nothing against indies.) Ones like Alien: Isolation, Outlast, etc etc.

[@liabw05]

Saw US yesterday! Now that was a great horror film!

[@levmyshkin8366]

There’s plenty of great horror films, the real problem is defining your taste with things you are ‘better than’.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Ghost Pirate Weasel psychological horror is the best horror. Hands down, don't @ me

[@ajarofpickles2826]

What teenager in there right mind would play truth or dare in a abandoned mission? Last I checked that’s not a popular destination for teenagers

[@amirakitty]

A jar of pickles these are movie high schoolers where they’re all clearly in their 30’s and just want to die as soon as possible so they piss on graves and bully clear sociopaths in hopes of being haunted or murdered later in life.

[@Blunderbuss09]

Or if they went to an abandoned mission that they'd waste time playing a kids game instead of exploring, partying, and fucking.

[@TheSaNdMaN5000]

Those were movie "teenagers", no logic applies

[@TemmiePlays]

A jar of pickles was the _mission_ impossible? That would explain why they abandoned it. PS - think y'all meant *mansion*

[@CasaiAgicap]

Temmie Plays! Your mansion, should you choose to accept it...

[@clankn0]

i cant wait for the next big horror movie... red light, green light

[@dandrawsit4915]

clancy Ring Around The Rosie :Directors Cut

[@Spameggssausage]

well ring around the rosie is about the plague

[@F1nchDuh]

Or heads up seven up

[@yourownprivateidaho8262]

Bubblegum Bubblegum in a DEATH

[@millace4397]

"Green means go . . . Red means DIE!"

[@kieranschafer5180]

I'm waiting for the sequels Ring around the Rosie and Patty Cake

[@TopsyTriceratops]

So basically the victims contract YMS' smile from that shower clip in his "Thoughts on Frozen" video.

[@thatbowiefan6276]

Only YMS' shower clip is one million times scarier then this movie.

[@lukess.s]

I'm so happy I'm not the only one who thinks the demons look like Aphex Twin

[@POTTERANDMATRIXFAN]

It seems like an awful creepy pasta. I bet that's how the script came to life.

[@its-amemegatron.9521]

POTTERANDMATRIXFAN I'm calling it "THEN WHO WAS PHONE?" Is gonna become a movie.

[@jamesbaker1392]

Every creepy pasta - "it was hyper realistic, such extreme hyper definition"

[@miguelalmeida1134]

can connect 4 be a horror movie?

[@nunyabiznasty8914]

brilliant. hollywood, get on it ASAP.

[@swittyguy2973]

Tic tac to, pong, the great American sport of baseball

[@FunkBastid]

Can a zombie be a tweet?

[@NotAFakeName1]

i sure hope so. Just imagine each piece is sentient, cursed to a life of existential horror where all they can do is fall, fall, fall.

[@krampuskardashian5890]

"W-wait! If you connect all 4, you'll dieeeeeeeeee!"

[@joeythejanitor1920]

I just wanna know if the guy that was sleeping is okay, you gotta be real lonely to fall asleep watching a movie in a theater by yourself.

[@kingdomdani]

Next movie on Jason Blums projects will be a horrifying version of Tic Tac Toe

[@BewbsOP]

hey wait, hold up. at 9:33, he clearly puts the scalpel in his left eye, but only a few seconds later, when he pulls a higurashi and beats the blade into his head against a wall, its in his right eye. Was this an error in the film or was the footage reversed between those shots for copyright purposes?

[@rachelholden792]

Boltaan'jistman laughed at the higurashi joke

[@loudtuber6635]

It May have been flipped, because he stabs his left eye, the same side his briefcase is hanging from, and then when he turns around, it's in his right eye and his bag is on the right shoulder. But then again, they would have messed that up and forgot about it even in post production.

[@weltzschmertz]

The higurashi got me good

[@octogonSmuggler]

I just managed to forget that mind fuck of an anime. Thank you. At least it isn't Evangallion.

[@MrRaymangouw]

I saw the movie, it is indeed flipped. Also, it is a pen.

[@movingparts6270]

Wait?! Wouldn't downing a massive thing of vodka like that be near fatal regardless of whether or not you're on a roof? The curse is straight up cheating.

[@definitelynotabby8555]

Moving Parts Gaming its very bad for you but Ive done it and i only puked a lot

[@roselinatiger99]

I can only imagine that how much she drank before, her tolerance to alcohol, and if she ate or drank anything else before would play a part. I think it'd probably just make her sick?

[@noehonegger4624]

You're probably gonna puke way before

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

not really. i know ppl who can drink like 2 of those and just have a headache 20 hours later...

[@greedow]

ever seen that video of the guy drinking an entire bottle in 15 seconds? it's not fatal... it will just make you sick depending on your resistance to it

[@DementedDuskull]

My problem with the ending was that while they're trying to banish the demon, Lucas gets his turn and he picks dare, and his dare is that he has to kill Olivia or Markie, but he didn't have to even pick dare, Olivia went before him and picked dare which means he was allowed to pick truth but he didn't. "If I picked truth then Olivia would have to pick dare" But you are literally banishing the demon forever RIGHT NOW did you not consider that you had enough time to banish the demon before it would be Olivia's turn? Picking dare and allowing the demon to kill you is literally the reason why the demon was not successfully banished in the first place because the demon used your body to kill Carter. Damnit Lucas.

[@HateshWarkio]

There is another problem with all of this and that is Olivia's two final plans. First one with having the demon play with them. If she wasn't a total moron she should've tell to Lucas and Markie to select truth but let Markie to answer with a lie. That way the demon would come out, Olivia could tell him to play and demon would have to do the dare. Then Olivia could just tell him "I dare you to stop the game." And the second one with putting the game on the internet to save Markie. Markie already failed her truth meaning she would die within moments but Olivia said something like "I select you" as a callback when she told them that she would sacrifice all of them for the sake of the Mexico. But Markie was already destined to die and she would die right afterwards anyway. So the only person Olivia ended up saving with the video was herself. Olivia is literally worse than Hitler. And I am supposed to like her?

[@DementedDuskull]

Hatesh Warkio The first one was improvised because banishing the demon didn't work

[@HateshWarkio]

*cjwalkerist luke* Stop joking. Olivia is not clever enough to pull this shit up on the fly.

[@DementedDuskull]

Hatesh Warkio So it was plan B then? I dunno.

[@HateshWarkio]

*cjwalkerist luke* I think it was her plan B because Olivia really doesn't strike me as that clever to think about this one on the fly. It seems to me like not completely thought out plan B because Olivia counted that the plan A would work. Well, anyway, Lucas is a dipshit, Markie is dead and Olivia is basically Hitler.

[@greasypablo1315]

Unbelievable that I snuck into THIS movie. Good thing I left right in the middle.

[@Timbobjr]

Should’ve asked for a refund

[@DJsocial7102]

You kind of deserve that. Pay for fucking movies asshole.

[@ppzuccunoreverse7460]

Jesus try to sneak into a better movie next time

[@greasypablo1315]

@@DJsocial7102 I did pay the cinema, but for another movie. After that movie ended, I decided to sneak into whatever other movie was playing at the time, so I "snuck" into this movie.

[@imsadlol4528]

@@DJsocial7102 lmao why are you acting like he attacked you personally? who gives a shit if he snuck in or not

[@jaysonedson]

#TooGayToLift

[@SamSquids]

Fairy.wav

[@yeetbix5966]

never yeet unless yoten to

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

*To yeet or not to yeet, that is the question.*

[@firstlast7294]

But was the person who yettied to you yoten to?

[@neelnyamagoudar8603]

*yettied

[@firstlast7294]

Thank you, sir.

[@nophiontrollbringer661]

Plottwist: The demon is Filthy Frank.

[@ArchivalMind]

All this for a stupid game you could play anytime anywhere.

[@ArchivalMind]

Also what happens if you say "dare or truth"?

[@-shlorble-4025]

You explode.

[@ArchivalMind]

*audible gasp*

[@Ace-vn3kc]

Promethean, Archival Mind iiii

[@obiwaankenobi4460]

- Shlorble - If What happens if you say druth or tare?

[@miiimuu622]

Hey, that's unfair. That Aphex Twin cover was spooky as hell when I was younger.

[@donvitocorleone2098]

This movie was more funny than scary.

[@Ashethetics]

It’s really obvious that’s who that’s come from tbh. The effect and way they look when possessed is totally identical to the Come to Daddy and Windowlicker videos.

[@nannesoar]

"Oh no! Look at us we're a bunch of young adults" "Oh no! Turns out some of us are dying." 😂

[@RustySauceCartoons]

The whole "evil grin via after effects" thing just pisses me off for some reason. It's not even laughably bad

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I guess it's just aggressively pathetic that they did it instead of just...nothing. Nothing but the actors grinning on their own would've been better. It's that level of pathetic where you're ANGRY. You have no more pity and you're pissed that anyone would attempt to take so much of your hard-stockpiled pity.

[@salokin3087]

So you wouldn’t dare watch it?

[@aidandonnelly3022]

Salokin the truth is that he did

[@madcircle7311]

Truthfully

[@isaacevilman7586]

It was a very daring decision. (Gotta follow the rules)

[@airikkalerofficial]

I dare you to shut your truthfulness

[@ninjamaster9094]

Truth be told, it was bad.

[@cheapturbo6439]

That smile affect is actually the worst

[@s3dchr]

Bg_Boss Buut it's-ah an a omynous smile and andd smiles in spooky movies are really really spoooooppppyfuckingkillme

[@NSFSponsor]

s3dchr *actually the best*

[@smoothred9453]

they shoulda ditched the smile and just blacked out the eyes for the demon effect

[@s3dchr]

Sean Powers or maybe, like... Actually try to come up with something new and original? *gasp* No, insanity, forgive me for this blasphemy.

[@smoothred9453]

would be nice but then how would it make money? its a movie for teens on a Friday night not actually intended to be "new" or "groundbreaking" in cinema. not saying that i prefer this im just saying it was probably written in a few hours and Blumehouse probably has 100s of these shitty movies waiting to be squeezed out of their corporate assholes

[@sandraaa8496]

This channel is amazing. I’ve binged so many videos and they all make me laugh so hard my side hurts 😂 not like lol but like actual laughter. He points out the most obvious things that I still missed in these shows and movies and the editing is on point. Some videos I’ve watched were 6 years old and I had no idea until I read the description. They don’t seem like those bad old vids most creators go thru before hitting his stride... they are all just super good

[@Lu_phonics]

"People look like Aphex Twin" You are a truly a man of culture.

[@connor48880]

I’d pay money to watch a Chris Cunningham horror movie

[@TheAndrewj96]

@@connor48880I mean, there’s always Rubber Johnny. Sure it’s only six minutes, but it’s more fucked up than most full-length horror movies.

[@connor48880]

@@TheAndrewj96 fax

[@cpl.geckell6355]

There was actually a snap filter for promotion the movie and the filter looked indistinguishable from the awful movie effect

[@3fast5you]

Thank you for this ... worked with subtitling this movie, and when I was done I immediately checked if you had done a review on it. It is actually a good comedy movie if you keep in mind that it is an unsatirical horror movie.

[@SgtNicholasAngle]

Is this official subtitling for cinemas or some translation for another country?

[@NavidIsANoob]

How do you get a job like yours?

[@3fast5you]

Translation, pretty sure it was for some online video streaming service or something.

[@3fast5you]

I actually thought the movie was older, like 2016 or 2017, obviously if I worked on it for cinema, he wouldn't have been able to make a review on it at the time I had finished working on it.

[@SgtNicholasAngle]

Nicolay Schjelderup paid job?

[@jackalobowaitthisnameistaken]

"The game followed us home" Pretty much the greatest trailer line of all time

[@Thomlin12]

Jackson Loya No, it's "the box is evil!".

[@atrep4585]

You forgot "What are we, some kinda S U I C I D E S Q U A D?" and "Well it ain't an easy grab, they got T"

[@trptguy23]

Came for the jokes, stayed for the surprisingly effective, and nonpartisan, explanation of the electoral college and its existence 🤣🤣🤣

[@stephsvids9812]

6:45 - 6:58 Adam loses faith in humanity 😂😂

[@PunksterOS]

_"So, I just saw..."_

[@matthewpunk2012]

The casual opening line

[@Cuckedfunt]

«And it was...»

[@TheSaNdMaN5000]

"... this boat in half"

[@hubblebublumbubwub5215]

...a youtube comment and it was legendary

[@TheAndrewj96]

"Imagine my shock!"

[@aldohernandez3916]

Jokes on you Adam! That guy wasn’t asleep, he was dead!

[@stephsvids9812]

aldo h. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigbruno2232]

But I Heard snoring. Unless hes possessed by a lazy ghost.

[@strictlynein4626]

Unfriended without the found footage.

[@HateshWarkio]

Unfriended but not as lazy

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Amazing 101 I bet they found this „footage“ in a garbage can

[@alanalves7649]

Unfriended has a sequel, Friend Request

[@BeijingNoodle]

A couple friends and I went to see this in theater and found that we were gonna be alone with another group of twenty somethings. Us: we came to make fun of the movie Other friend group: Same

[@oyasumioyumi4598]

2020- who can jump the highest

[@josesosa3337]

If you jump too high, the demon takes you.

[@markph3791]

Who are you too

[@royalblanket]

@@josesosa3337 Jump too low, and another demon takes you.

[@nunyabusiness7858]

The characters could have just rigged it so the demon had to do a dare then make it trap itself in the jar for a million years or whatever.

[@its-amemegatron.9521]

Nunya Business Or I don't know instead of using Google go to someone who actually knows about Demons? God, this movie was stupid.

[@FrancisR420]

@@its-amemegatron.9521 what's up Google how you going to find someone who knows about demons that's kind of what it's for

[@butchdeadlift10]

2:21 I blame this shit on The Joker. Too many guys our age think that smiles equal villainy without thinking of tone or story telling to make the smile mean something.

[@ryanweeks6118]

Honestly I think that smiles like the joker's is one of the creepiest things to see but you have to do it right. Otherwise you just get laughably bad crap like this lol.

[@butchdeadlift10]

Other things I blame on Batman related stuff. 1) Monsters with "super powers". Having something try to kill you with supernatural powers IS NOT THE PROBLEM. The problem is when it is like a DnD character sheet where how strong, how fast, and what tools the monster uses are too clearly defined. If you have seen the Geepers Creepers films, you know what I am talking about. THE AUDIENCE should not be able to size up the monster and tell what his limits are (generally speaking). When you first stab The Predator through the chest there should be some lingering sense that might not work because the creature is so powerful and mysterious you never feel safe around it. But when the monster is reduced to ffence and defense measures.............you get lame shit like the Deaths of Ian Stone. 2) Pathos fatigue. Why does the Flash have a dead mom, Green lantern have a dead dad, and Wonder Woman is now a bastard child of zeus? Because Batman made alot of hacks think only personal parental tragedy creates conviction and drama.................because people don't join the army unless the have a dead mom back home? 3)Sympathetic villain fatigue. The Joker is not the good guy. Thanos is not the good guy. Sephiroph is just a prick. And Magneto can perhaps unearth all the gold on earth and clean all the oceans of mercury to earn some lobbyists and good will in the UN for mutant rights (If Dubai, Israel, and Serbia be tolerated, so can Genosha). YES IT CAN BE GOOD FOR DRAMA to have a villain you WISH was GOOD. IT CAN BE GOOD to have a villain THAT WON'T GIVE UP because of CONVICTION. but A) In the end it is all just to make a better obstacle for the protagonist. THAT is where your sympathy and test of conviction is. B ) Giving a murderer the excuse of random grief or philosophical opinions IS JUST EXCUSES, not an argument advocating their world view. And C ) if you buy the sympathy too easily for the villain you should be declared INSANE.

[@ryanweeks6118]

I never thought of number 3. There really are way too many sympathetic villains. Maybe that's why I love villains that are just evil to be evil, because at this point those are the ones who are more fun.

[@s3dchr]

Or CreepyPastas.

[@gray007nl]

I mean the demon could've asked "Are you homosexual or heterosexual?"

[@TemmiePlays]

Johan Hoekstra aphexual It's a twist

[@bearsaroundhere]

Johan Hoekstra well then he'd say "homosexual". Then the dad would say "what?" and he could just be like "oh nothing"

[@gray007nl]

But if his dad clearly hears him say it, the cat's mostly out of the bag.

[@ashleeyybeee]

The cat's not out of the bag if he just says "homosexual." If someone randomly just says "homosexual" my first thought isnt "oH mY gOd HeS GaY" It's just, "what?"

[@eyeatmyassboi9600]

Johan Hoekstra the first option Boom solved

[@AlexLong98]

whenever the demon possesses somebody they look like the me gusta meme

[@100billionsubscriberswithn4]

"Me gusta," now that's a meme I haven't seen in years.

[@Poodleinacan]

The Me Gusta face has more of a concerned look to it, though.

[@jjbloop7993]

Why all the possessed people look like the damn jacksfilms face

[@skin_lizard]

Spooky Red Panda Fuckin edgelord.

[@kyoukotoshino5600]

Truth or dare? No thank you *Credits roll

[@MintyZedGrimes]

I always love the music you use in your videos. It's always so jazzy and fits your perturbed voice so well

[@goodmachines7743]

It would've been better if all the demon said was: Come to Daddy...

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Daddy no!

[@jakedanielsen4512]

GoodMachines Funny little man...

[@goodmachines7743]

I ain't no little man. I need no Fingerbib.

[@TheVardener]

GoodMachines That would give a whole new meaning to the gay guy coming out to his dad

[@comicbook325]

GoodMachines yup, I'd run screaming from that.

[@SonicKick]

This is probably gonna get a even worse sequel. 2uth or Dare

[@leavemebe1563]

Lmao

[@clamoringrisotto]

Truth Or Dare 2uth Or Dare Truth Or Dare: The Game Returns Truth & Dare Truth 5 Truth Or Dare 6 Dare 7 The Truth Of The Daring

[@alanalan-de6to]

If "I DARE you to watch this movie," isn't on the poster then they might actually think people are dumb enough to take this movie serious.

[@Agahnim01]

I disagree with you! Paper cuts can be VERY deep!

[@KYRUTI]

You earned a sub. I love your voice, comedy and everything LMAO

[@barrybensonsgirlVanessaBloome]

Holy crap, I thought the thumbnail was one of your dumb photoshop edits at first.

[@tahutoa]

Me too.

[@dinathefossilfighter]

Me three.

[@__THRILLERAUDIO_]

Me 4

[@bundleization]

That sleeping guy was me

[@anthonyglenn770]

sm1carnage preach

[@calissaloricchio3494]

this one time, 10000 years ago when crouching tiger, hidden dragon was in theaters, we brought my great grandma for some reason and she passed out within 5 minutes snoring

[@feelboss7188]

Saw except jigsaw is the ghost from unfriended. Right?

[@LPRD]

I literally laughed out loud in the theater when the random girl at the end did the 'creepy' smile (I only went because a ticket here costs like 2 bucks)

[@PsychoCrusher46]

Exactly with the horrible cgi faces. They look horrible.

[@wd3185]

Don't tell the makers of this movie that. They thought it was SO fucking scary they felt the need to plaster it all over the Internet for three whole fucking months before, during, and after this movie was released. Seriously, I feel an instinctual rage impulse every time I see one of those stupid smiles.

[@pigeonmastermind1976]

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THOSE FACE EDITS WERE HILARIOUS I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

[@-0-getliffe476]

Surely asking "What is your Sexuality" would cover your truth issue.

[@skipws]

"what's your sexuality?" "yeah"

[@mannyheffley4599]

When the demon is sus

[@joshuanesbit]

5:20 YES! That’s the question I had ..: but maybe he was so shocked and scared that he was imagining that the door was locked but then again the friends couldn’t open it either

[@Ltechh]

I’ve been waiting for weeks for you to shit on this movie ever since I seen the trailer it’s so uncreative lol

[@StenSturesKanal]

One of the girls looks like the actress from "the Room".

[@peachyecho1287]

Mankel Löv the blonde one looks like Lisa

[@en6853]

Man she does to

[@beatmeat4508]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!

[@codythompson9973]

Heterosexual Yet Robosexual I wonder if he was gay for Mark and got more mad at Mark for sleeping with Lisa than Lisa for sleeping with Mark.

[@orpheus0108]

What a story mark.

[@victikirby15]

As soon as I saw a trailer for this film, I was waiting for a YMS video on it

[@denz310]

Wow, this channel is amazing. How come I never found this until now?

[@whitlockshark1618]

"Truth or Dare will do to abandon missionaries what Jaws did to water!"