Adum & Pals: Twilight

[@taherbertolinirodrigues9104]

It's so weird that Taylor Lautner was only 3 years older than when he was Sharkboy when he participated on this

[@briankaslewicz6130]

Puberty hit him like the van that almost hit Bella

[@arbelcohen8280]

@@briankaslewicz6130 so it didnt

[@ambientsentient]

I wish I could unknow this, omg... who knew

[@SomeGuyArchivist]

wh-

[@phoenixsplash135]

He looks SO young to me in this.. so im not that surprised.

[@tylerschmitt8039]

God I can’t wait for them to see the CGI baby

[@iciajay6891]

And the name. - Chiefs kiss -

[@tylerschmitt8039]

@@iciajay6891 I hope they look up the original design for it too

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

What about Chuckesme though? the robot baby.

[@CrazyPangolinLady]

@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves I wish they used the robot. It would be even funnier.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

@@CrazyPangolinLady didn't they use it for like a little bit? It's been a while since I watched Breaking Dawn..

[@maxkennedy8075]

Why does this film have the colour palette of a body that’s been dumped in a river?

[@Sarahonwheels]

In its defense, Forks is a rainy town, but I don't see why the movie had to put a blue filter to show that it rains everyday

[@lejigglyqueenteemo6029]

Accurate 😭

[@helios566]

its was filmed in Oregon the place that invented depression, so yes the palette is accurate.

[@nowhereman6019]

I mean, vampire have that skin color. They're corpses after all.

[@maxkennedy8075]

@@nowhereman6019 Not the vampires, the entire film looks someone put the pale blue quality street wrapper over the camera lens

[@pivotresearchfoundation]

Hey, “School Sh**ter here, (notice the use of two Asterix not one) never thought I’d be noticed by anyone but my family and friends! Thanks Adam, been a fan of you guys for a while.

[@shwibbleglibble7197]

I wish I could tell someone "yeah I was an extra in twilight"

[@BackPalSA]

You're almost as famous as star of the hunger games mockingjay part 1, cr1tikal

[@pivotresearchfoundation]

Backward Palindrome lol no where on the level of Charlie. Man is a talented...well everything.

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

school shitter?

[@courtneycalvert185]

You made the movie my dude 👏👏👏

[@w.2308]

R.I.P. Scoot of the Twilight Brothers. The three of you had amazing chemistry and are definitely peak Adum & Pals. It says so much that these videos are years old and yet so many people still rewatch them all the time. Scoot really had a natural comedic talent, and seemed like a very caring person, even beneath all the edgy jokes. I am so sorry to Adam, Gael, and everyone else who was lucky enough to actually know him. I only knew him as a hilarious cat furry man on the internet, and I'm still incredibly sad that he's gone.

[@Vanessa-xx3yz]

"I was convinced that Stephanie was convinced [that] she was Bella. Escpecially when she says it was based on a dream and she's like 'Oh, I had this dream about this really sexy guy' and she just writes this book about it... It's like.. This woman is mad." - Robert Pattinson

[@some_condiment]

not to be That Guy but do you have a source for this? would love to read the whole thing myself

[@Vanessa-xx3yz]

@@some_condiment I only saw this in the Robert Pattinson hates twilight montage on youtube. Idk if he's being 100% serious but it's still funny.

[@some_condiment]

@@Vanessa-xx3yz damn straight

[@athenajaxon2397]

@@some_condiment he did say that and apparently Stephenie Meyer did a have a dream of a brown haired girl and boy staring at each other in a meadow while he shimmered which was the inspiration for Twilight

[@pheonixrises11]

but like... how can you be crazy for writing a sexy fantasy you had? I’m pretty sure that’s normal. I think he was just mad because he didn’t think people would remember him playing this role, but it turned out to be more popular than expected. I get that though, I’d be mad, too. personally, what I get mad about is mediocre movies like this making money. sure, I like action, but if it’s just “ooh big explosions! hot people!” then I get really bored cause there’s nothing to think about except how nothing makes sense or means anything, but when that kind of stuff makes money, then that means more movies like that get made, and I get less movie options at the movie theater.

[@briankaslewicz6130]

Is "the School Shooter" officially replacing "the Asian guy from 13 Reasons Why" now?

[@He11Jumper]

why not both? the asian school shooter guy from 13 Reasons Why!

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

I hope not. But I do hope it becomes part of the canon.

[@cloudbasedbear]

there's a school shooter in 13 reasons why too.... "the school shooter from 13 reasons why"

[@marywinchester1322]

I hope so! And I hope we get to see him in the next two twilight movies, lol!

[@littlelarvitar667]

but you see he is the asian guy from 13 reasons why

[@Awsome101Girl]

Bella bites her lip 51 times in the movie “Twilight”, someone did count it

[@MrJamBluejam]

Someone felt the need to make their own entertainment during this movie.

[@CurlyFry.]

@@MrJamBluejam 😆

[@ThreadBomb]

Her mouth is probably all scarred up from this terrible habit.

[@borisaustria4301]

Give that one a medal.

[@Chickenbowser]

That would be a doable drinking game if it's sips of beer. Shots would be straight up suicide.

[@naiacrumpet3516]

The Twilight Brothers was my favorite running joke in these watch alongs, and coming back to it today made me break down. Scoot thank you so much for all the laughs, kindness, and commentary you graced us with, and i can’t imagine forgetting the impact that you’ve had on millions of souls. Rest in peace Scott, truly

[@Strabius]

Them pointing out the extra and calling him the secret school shooter had me legit believing it and forgetting that he's just an extra with no impact on the actual story

[@pheonixrises11]

I love that

[@whyamihere-be7hg]

It would be cool if actually was a school shooter and he would be a point of conflict later in the story.

[@thanatoast4389]

Same

[@nangstv5278]

We need movies with a Where's Wally extra that eventually affects the plot

[@undercookedtoast1479]

@@nangstv5278that one shot of Kira in Jojo part 4 before hes full on introduced kinda does this

[@Leon-169]

“Stephanie Meyers wants to fantasize about choosing between necrophilia and beastiality.” That’s the funniest description of the Twilight franchise I’ve ever heard

[@Leon-169]

@Marcelo Zuniga Honesty no. First time I ever heard it

[@comixproviderftw_02]

That... Makes so much sense.

[@arcticfox4013]

there are 2 kinds of people

[@dappercrown46]

It’s also the most accurate

[@marywinchester1322]

Yes! LMAO!

[@alexiaalexandra9627]

“Everyone looks way too white, but Stephanie Meyer is Mormon so she probably requested that.” That made me choke on my water lol.

[@BroadwayBrittany]

Funny story: that’s not far from the truth. Allegedly, she was VERY against casting anyone of color for major roles in the movie before she finally conceded and allowed Laurent to be black-ya know, the evil vampire.

[@IamKindness]

@@BroadwayBrittany To be devil's advocate I don't think it was a racist decision, rather she wants the actors to look as described in the book. i.e. all the main characters are deathly pale.

[@IamKindness]

@Miasma You're right, I guess she's just racist then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@nomative8915]

@Miasma Pretty much everyone in Forks is pale. It's more or less an accurate representation of the area.

[@athenajaxon2397]

@Miasma because they're vampires? Lmao

[@lezard2102]

"Twilight But There's a School Shooter" would have been a much better movie it's not even a joke

[@vectorequinox6202]

It's called Stones to Abigail and it is hilarious.

[@max5845]

this entire commentary is them trying to put Twilight into the 13 Reasons Why shared universe, and I love it.

[@briankaslewicz6130]

That's the first season of American Horror Story

[@MasoTrumoi]

But then they'd have to acknowledge that Edward would be the shooter.

[@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2]

@@vectorequinox6202 When onision tries his hand at something, the failure that follows is always hilarious.

[@animeducky9]

Remember: No one hates Twilight more than the actors who played the cast

[@skar5453]

Got that right

[@leahscontemporary]

That's a lie. Only Robert hated it and that was because he wanted more creative control

[@mewmew9762]

@@leahscontemporary idk have you seen the interviews? I think he just genuinely hated everything abt the books and the movie

[@katelinroberts2174]

@@leahscontemporary that seems pretty revisionist. Have you ever listened to the commentary the actors did for the first movie. RP was VERY clear on his opinion of the story and dragged everything about.

[@zachrohler1047]

@@mewmew9762 hahaha I mean.... have you read them? My mom bought them so I read through the first 2 lol. They're pretty Bad witha capital B

[@revol-tac]

I listened to these vids to fall asleep every night for months. Scoot was and will always be my favourite member of the Adum clan. Returning to these after his devastating loss today. Tears are happening for the first time since I found out. No creators uploads ever compared to the feeling of a new Adum and Pals ep. I am gutted knowing I will never feel that again. Will miss you forever buddy.

[@omisan771]

It's crazy you guys didn't do this sooner. The Twilight movies are perfectly engineered for Adum & Pals.

[@Jollerygrokes]

Ik they have bad dialogue and wolf boys everything they love.

[@joaovitorstein4024]

As mister shamalamadingdong said. Tonally. Perfect.

[@Varooooooom]

You can see Pretty Much It’s commentary of this series too.

[@Archon331]

I feel like other commentary tracks were better, not because of Adum & Pals but the movie.....it was just soo cringy and boring. It was just people awkwardly staring at each other, saying horrible lines and nothing at all happened in the movie, it was worse movie then I ever imagined it would be. Still glad they did this, but the movie was godawful...

[@michaermyels4490]

Saving the best for the harshest of times!

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

Imagine if the Cullens just invited the enemy clan to play baseball and the rest of the movie was an epic vampire baseball game

[@demiliomason1565]

I'd pay a movie ticket price to watch that.

[@zachanikwano]

I want to bet that that’s an anime somewhere.

[@Thetruthiscosmic]

@@zachanikwano I looked it up and didn't find an anime (though there prob is one) but there is a manga with a vampire that likes baseball so close enough?

[@twustermydude]

god i'd pay good money for vampire baseball

[@Eightsixseven23224]

I would love to see a vampire Baseball training montage set to Centerfield by John Fogerty

[@aaroncastro107]

"Suck the venom out." "What, Dracula don't suck. Dracula scrapes then licks."

[@briankaslewicz6130]

*rapid tongue noises*

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

@@briankaslewicz6130 *Grimm actually dying in the background*

[@mintyhobbit]

Billy and Mandy gaaaang!!

[@comixproviderftw_02]

“But what about me poison..?”

[@rooksclown316]

Scrape and Lick

[@zeeblue1220]

RIP Scoot, our favorite tiger boy

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Suplex the gods, you funny ass legend.

[@samuraiturtle.2637]

He died?!

[@briankaslewicz6130]

​@samuraiturtle.2637 Sadly yeah, if you really want the details, it was (allegedly) from an unchecked wrestling based concussion. If concussions can get to Bob Saget, they can get to anyone. Don't automatically sleep off a headache, could be something serious.

[@shane10008]

Lock of the week forever. Twilight Bros forever. Scoot forever.

[@madisonstoner7405]

"He's wearing a tie on the first day of school" Yeah Gaël, he's a scene/emo kid, look at that haircut. That was *in* at the time.

[@dd-iy7jw]

this film truly is a time machine

[@glswenson]

Seriously lol I wore that exact outfit all through junior year.

[@hew619]

Also she started at the school in like march?? So it wasn't even the first day lol

[@RS-il5mf]

Can confirm.

[@Tom-jy6mc]

It was the style at the time you could say, as was tying an onion to your belt

[@pencilsduck81]

"I can't believe how much nothing happens in this movie" The sad part is that it's probably one of the most eventful movies in the series...

[@danielyoung6778]

How? Don't the werewolves and the vampires get into rumbles in the middle two?

[@Howitgoes799]

Jackaroo Jackson it was a vision or something like that.

[@lookingforlove839]

@@danielyoung6778 which never really happened. Biggest cuckoldry ever put on film

[@seansillah2703]

The 3rd movie is basically filler. You can skip it and not lose a thing

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

@@lookingforlove839 they really pulled an "it was all a dream" with major conflict?

[@dorpth]

To be fair to Kristen Stewart, that is EXACTLY how Bella was written in the book. So whether by personal choice or director/Meyer mandate, her performance nailed the portrayal of that atrocious character in that atrocious book.

[@TherealHK-47]

It’s kind of interesting to see self insert narcissism from a female perspective lol other than the Star Trek original Mary Sue fan fiction, I don’t know of too many examples

[@dabeastfromdaweast9788]

Eh seen her in other roles she's just as flat in those as well. That could be good casting on their part but that would literally be the only good thing about this movie lol

[@mia-lc2om]

i thought the EXACT same thing. k stewart did good with what she was given. also, to be able to recite lines like "you named my daughter after the lock ness monster" without laughing every take takes some talent

[@CanadianTehGamer]

@@dabeastfromdaweast9788 She wasn't bad in Underwater.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@dabeastfromdaweast9788 Bruh she was great in Zathura

[@coh27]

"Did anything happen in the movie?" I don't think you guys understand how little actually happens in these books. I've read every book in this series and every single one is 90% Bella slice of life bs, 10% actual conflict. Dead serious, in New Moon they only introduce the conflict less than 50 pages before the end of the book. Stephanie Myer doesn't give a shit about giving these stories actual antagonists, for all that she pretends to. Eclipse and Breaking Dawn spend most of their page counts ignoring the fact that there is an inbound threat so Bella and Edward can have more vapid, unrealistic, flavorless "quality time." Also, as much as I hate Kristen Stewart, I can't really blame her for her performance in this. It's hard to portray a character that has no discernable traits. Bella Swan isn't meant to be a real character, she's a caricature. She's just an easy way for preteen girls and Stephanie Meyer to pretend that Edward loves them.

[@joane0235]

true. She's literally playing y/n

[@bluecayser1498]

You read that shit? I feel like I need to apologize

[@deni_misu]

@@joane0235 yeah but somehow even y/n has more of a personality then Bella. Whether it’s being sarcastic and snarky or obscenely nice, Y/N will have more of a character then Bella

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@deni_misu It sucks that everyone always hates on Stewart. Like everybody can grasp Robert is playing a character, that he’s not actually that bored and creepy. Cause you know, he’s _just acting._ But somehow people STILL mock Kristen’s performance as if she’s not acting? Like Bella is just this boring. BELLA bites her lip a lot. Idk why people don’t understand what acting is.

[@deni_misu]

@@DeathnoteBB I know that, 10/10 for Kristen being accurate to the book, that doesn’t mean the character is good. Like I’m not hating her I’m hating the character. I don’t like Edward, he and Bella are horrible to watch but I’ll let both actors go (I think also Kristen Stewart hasn’t really been in many notable movies so Twilight is all we have to go on)

[@harry426]

Honestly, the dad is the best character in this franchise.

[@m.h3846]

He really is, should’ve been about him.

[@JDelwynn]

Vampire dad or police dad?

[@harry426]

@@JDelwynn Police dad

[@Lishadra]

Dilf hunters rise up

[@potatoluna3389]

@@JDelwynn Both

[@bluedaze3727]

i can't believe that you guys talked over and didn't even comment on the best line in the whole series: "you better hold on tight, spider-monkey"

[@athenajaxon2397]

They really missed some of the funniest lines

[@miabullafaloni1312]

Scoot you will be dearly missed. On multiple occassions, you made me laugh so hard I had to stop the video and catch my breath. Yesterday was one of the only times I've cried after the death of somebody I didn't personally know, and maybe it's because you made us all feel like your friends.

[@kanarokan6060]

Rest in peace Scoot. Adum and pals and specifically the Twilight are my favorite.

[@Sre171]

RIP scoot, he was the most charismatic and funny and handsome boy on this sunless planet.

[@JayKayEllEmm]

Fun fact: Stephanie Meyer reached out to Emma Stone (or Emma Smith, as smarticulate people call her) and asked her to play Bella, Stone read the script and said, and I quote, “This is bullshit. Fuck this.”

[@darwincity]

And to think that she accepted Cruella no questions asked…

[@superbodoque7860]

@@darwincity gotta pay the bills

[@Destroyahx2]

@darwincity But Cruella and this very fucked up erotica are two entirely different ball parks. I find Cruella more offensive in terms of ruining a good villain. However, I don't think acting in it would be anywhere near as bad compared with having to work for the psycho who wrote Twilight.

[@stardoogalaxie9314]

@@Destroyahx2of all things, Twilight is not Erotica. It is the least erotic thing you can watch and read. If you're gonna do this, please don't miss basic facts about it.

[@JC-oq5ex]

She had such great classics like zombieland and cruella on the backburner

[@dzhellek]

"If you leave to the imagination of some 13 year old girl that's reading it, it's probably fine." I think Adum just found the Rosetta stone for this franchise.

[@sarahbear3314]

This just in, local man realises that Twilight wasn't written/made for thirty plus year old gay furries.

[@heartache5742]

@@sarahbear3314 surprised pikachu face

[@Papi_C]

My longtime gf made me watch this entire series and insisted that it was really good. Any criticism I had was immediately met with disdain. We broke up recently and now you guys post this video ripping it apart. Therapeutic. Thank you.

[@lydellb]

My sister got so mad at me when I told it it was trash. I jad never read the books and she said I couldnt talk shit about it cause I hadnt. So I read the books and continued to tell her how bad it was lmao

[@nonono7973]

My ex gf made me watch this whole series because it's her favorite movie series and she would get mad at me for criticizing the movies at all. My current gf and I re-watched the series *because* of how bad it was and we were shitting on it the entire time. Things change.

[@JDLaney-zk4wb]

Thankfully my fiancée has good taste, and she and I watched this movie to laugh at it. It was a good time!

[@somethingsuperbland8829]

@@lydellb power move

[@aBucketOfPuppies]

I hope they do the Hunger games at some point. Watching the first Hunger games movie with my girlfriend in highschool was the first thing that made me realize things weren't going to work out between us.

[@feliciahoyos]

When Edward is sucking the poison out of Bella and they poke fun at the guy singing in the background, that’s actually Robert Pattinson singing. He did a few songs on the soundtrack.

[@obesecatexpert]

He’s so insane

[@jeltje50]

And he played guitar on a death grips song

[@catspawgardner3213]

Did you know that Ashley Green auditioned to play Bella but was cast as Alice instead?

[@aliveslice]

@@catspawgardner3213 good for her haha. But now I wonder what it would be like 😔

[@pleasebenice3520]

WHAT OH MY GOD

[@coopeachu]

Fun fact: my dad’s friend played that guy on the tiny boat who gets killed. He’s always getting hired to play dead bodies, he was even the dead body in stand by me

[@omnimonramone8459]

Stand by Me is one of my favorite movies.

[@bondocena6654]

"Hello"

[@lemmonboy6459]

Dang, his performance must make people drop dead :D

[@susanmaggiora4800]

coopeachu Cosmonaut Variety Hour said he was the town Sex God. He’d probably like that🤣

[@jonesey251]

@@ihavemovedtesreviews That's because the guy who gets killed in the boat was Ned Bellamy (who would have been about 30 when Stand by Me was being made) and Ray Bower was played by Kent Luttrell ( a stuntman with an impressive resume)

[@vanzzx10]

"Has the actor who plays Jasper ever spoken to humans before?" I mean, that's kinda the character, so he nailed it.

[@theresacherco3503]

So true he doesn’t talk in the movie in 2 that much but he does talk in breaking dawn with a southern accent but in this movie he doesn’t have one

[@YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

"Fast Vampire Baseball" sounds like a System of a Down song

[@thebanshee1297]

Hollywood Baseball 2

[@shalashasknyas]

its a Muse song, "supermassive black hole"

[@noxturnaI]

Now I want a System of a Down song named Fast Vampire Baseball

[@YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

Daron said that the song was about his experience participating in a game of celebrity baseball.

[@HoChiMints2007]

Tony Danza Cuts In Line! (old school hollywood, washed up hollywood)

[@patrickkelmer6290]

If it wasnt for Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, Bella Swan would be the Queen of Mary Sues

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Bruh.

[@omnimonramone8459]

Oh,the memories...

[@Xehanort10]

"STFU prepz."

[@MrFantasnick]

@@Xehanort10 Stop FLAMING u prep ! FANGZ RAVen for teh halp

[@animuauntie]

And thank God, because at least Ebony isn't dull as dishwater.

[@botanicus2921]

I was really excited for this and it definitely met my expectations. 6/10

[@Zanemob]

69/420

[@Sunaru6914]

About what?

[@Zanemob]

@@Sunaru6914 The video

[@Nasiruify]

Well it IS 13 reasons why after all

[@Zanemob]

@@Nasiruify It's not though...

[@ingloriousMachina]

The highlight of the movie is that dude holding a worm on a stick. He just looks so happy.

[@briankaslewicz6130]

For me, the highlight of these movies is the guy who plays Emmett. For some reason, he reminds me of Rob Riggle's character in Step Brothers ("POW!")

[@gentlyvillainous]

Idk, the guy who's thinking about cat is the best for me.

[@stardusst]

one of the highlights of the twilight movies is bella's human group of friends, they surprisingly behave like real teenagers lol

[@guthax30]

@@gentlyvillainous yeah that’s a legit funny joke within this terrible movie. Gave me a chuckle.

[@thelocust619]

To Adum, Pals, friends, family, and all the fans watching this...Im sorry for our loss. Ik its better to keep our condolences with those closest to him, but he was a big personality and ik the pain of this has traveled farther than anyone ever woulda known. Even if you never actually met the guy, your hurt is valid. That's just how amazing Scott is. First Comicstorian now Scoot. Idk what on earth is going on this year...stay strong, everyone.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

I really hope you'll do all the Twilight films because I cannot wait for Scoot's reaction to [The Baby]

[@dodojesus4529]

And the pedo werewolf i assume?

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

@@dodojesus4529 ssssssh you're not supposed to spoil iiiiiiiiiiit (but also the other werewolf who imprinted on a kid omg)

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Linkable in chat

[@dodojesus4529]

@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves *wait* , i was refering to that one, whos the other one?

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

@@dodojesus4529 there's a second werewolf who imprints on a literal toddler. You see him on the beach with the rest of the wolves. its hilarious.

[@rotting.remains]

I love how pumped up kids just rolls in the background everytime they point out the school shooter

[@TheMovieKnightProductions]

You either die a hero or you live long enough to make a Twilight commentary.

[@FortoFight]

* You either die a villain or live long enough to make a Twilight commentary

[@dappercrown46]

What’s the difference

[@josuepviana]

@@dappercrown46 that whoever does anything with twilight is the true hero

[@scootergirl3662]

Finally! A reason to live.

[@Marcelo_DBZ_Music]

5:36 I can't tell you how many times I've quoted "This guy fuckkkkks" from Scoot here. I'm slowly realizing more and more how this guy influenced my sense of humor the past few years. I cannot believe he's gone

[@morbillionaire]

Its the "OH THE WHITEST OF THEM ALLL" at 3:10 for me 🥹 goddamn rest in piece big cat ❤️

[@VIMaggotVIBrainzVI]

Scoot actually taught me an important lesson about comedy - nothing is off limits... but if you're gonna be edgy, you have to be creative

[@pinkdolly]

The guy singing when Edward is sucking the venom out of Bella’s arm is Robert Pattinson!!

[@laraanderson9855]

I love his voice I wish he pursued music more

[@juancarlossanchezmutis8911]

"Why does a vampire have a Volvo" LOL

[@kunyoruyo]

obviously "Volvo" stands for: V ehicle O f L ousy V ampires O nly

[@texasrox2010]

Because they both start with V?

[@rohandante]

@@kunyoruyo Hahahaha...

[@depressedbreakfast2614]

The running bit of pointing out the school shooter guy is hilarious

[@peaches44]

Wish he was in the other movies! 😂

[@helpyourselfimbusy5747]

I swear I never noticed that guy was in so many scenes

[@aliveslice]

@@helpyourselfimbusy5747 no one ever does...

[@TheSaxantonio]

“There’s too many mirrors! Which one’s the real one?!” .... isn’t he supposed to be a vampire? Ya know, the things that famously don’t have reflections?

[@ihvojd]

Unless the mirrors are made on silver like in the past hence where it came from.

[@TheSaxantonio]

​@@ihvojd Ahhh, that's actually pretty interesting. That makes sense, thanks :D

[@TheSaxantonio]

@TooLateToTheStory Learn something new everyday, thanks :)

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

@TooLateToTheStory aren't most glass mirrors still engineered with silver?

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Stephanie Myer is like; “Shh... Shh... Shut up.”

[@Sponsie1000]

Imagine having the "Oh No Too Many Mirrors" trope in a vampire movie, when vampires are known for not haVING REFLECTIONS lol

[@theonegoldengryphon]

The best thing about these movies is how much Robert Patterson enthusiastically and vocally fucking despises them

[@ChaosRising0]

"Yeah she's on heroin the whole time." THAT'S HOW TO DESCRIBE IT! For years I could never put into words how peculiar her performance was.

[@markrose2565]

Cue the Lou Reed music: “It makes me feel like Nephi’s son when I ran that spike into my vein” #mormonreference

[@Persephone01]

Now it makes sense!! 😂

[@Xehanort10]

The rest of the time she sounds permanently turned on with all the heavy breathing.

[@mutt9779]

And you only just now came to that conclusion because you heard it? Almost everyone's first go-to for bad acting is "they must be on drugs" If their sleepy and drowsy= drunk or downers(usually just heroin is what the average person defaults to) If their somehow spastice and super energetic= Meth If its a comedy thqt makes no fucking sense at all to someone(think of bookerd trying to understand memes and shit, it just doesn't translate like most new humor to an older generation)must be made by people on acid I'm not even saying ajy of these are true for a particular film, just that those are literally the first responses the average movie watcher has, and I'm surprised you(and at least 200 upvoters) are so ecstatic to have it put so eloquently(because it's a pretty basic conclusion)

[@mutt9779]

@@markrose2565 When I'm rushing on my run, oh it makes me feel just like Jesus son

[@UrMotherXD1]

This adum and pals was "tonally perfect"

[@dlzimbruceleritate]

I agree, it was totally perfect!

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Priest: Confess your sins, my son. Robert Pattinson: I'm doing Twilight. Priest: You get 6 years of mediocrity. After that, have yourself a Good Time in The Lighthouse and maybe someday you'll be Batman.

[@cyrus2395]

What a redemption arc

[@comixproviderftw_02]

@@cyrus2395 He deserves it.

[@briankaslewicz6130]

You took that joke from the Daredevil Nostalgia Critic review

[@darwincity]

As for thee, Kristen, you’ll be Snow White, a Charlie’s Angel and Diana Spencer, not necessarily in that order, and you shall become an indie goddess.

[@SunnysFilms]

I love the food on the tray in Bella's hospital. The hospital literally gave her a whole apple and a whole, undiced orange. The hospital staff must hate her.

[@ivan_ivankovich]

These Twilight videos are my favorite part of the Adum and Pals series... It really wont be the same without the tiger. You were hilarious.

[@ericgilbert1087]

"Do I take duh Vaympire or duh Werefwolf" - Stephenie "I'm responsible for both Twilight and 50 shades" Meyer

[@bugbugbugbugbug5059]

Nah, 50 Shades was a Twilight FANFICTION. I doubt she’d write a fanfiction about her own series.

[@bugbugbugbugbug5059]

Actually yknow what, if Ms. Meyer hadn’t made Twilight then we would’ve never gotten 50 Shades. So she is somewhat responsible

[@SnapdragonFilm]

I love the “pumped up kicks” kid

[@xscaralienx9398]

RIP Scoot. A shame Adum n Pals Riverdale can't be a thing now

[@bioticjedi3864]

Apparently the director wanted the Cullen's and a bunch of characters be racially diverse since they're an adopted family and Meyer was super upset about that and wouldn't allow it. The only compromise she'd give was that the bad guys could be racially diverse....that says a lot

[@tylercheung1194]

@Dalai B kind of an opposite jk Rowling really. Rowling tried to hard to make her work extremely diverse to the point that the changes she made ruined the original plot. Meyer was just being racist af lol

[@God_gundam36]

@@tylercheung1194 idk some of the names she gave the non white side characters where pretty bad lol

[@goingunder2548]

@@God_gundam36 it’s become a meme to imagine what your name would be if JK Rowling decided for you based on where you’re from I.e. Japanese = Sakura Sushiki Idk, I’m white so I really don’t have a say in this anyway, but Kingsley Shacklebolt … really?!

[@candideggplant1575]

Im hispanic, I kinda dont get it. Maybe meyers is trying to make a story based on what she knows, it is probably subconscious but you probably want to see what you know. I wouldnt want a hispanic character or any other minority just for the sake of some diversity quota. I think it is maybe an issue of an uncompromising artistic vision, Meyers didnt want to budge on it.

[@sparco956]

I mean but having none is also unrelaistic because it assumes that small towns dont even have one person of mexican descent. Which i doubt. Peoppe are pretty dispersed these days. Unless Meyers just didnt interact with people like that.

[@erinella]

Stephanie Meyer literally said that if Edward and Jacob showed up at her door she would leave her family for them 🤪

[@vannakinder352]

I can't imagine she was being serious

[@alimations5226]

@@vannakinder352 Oh but you have to

[@stevenholt7670]

@@vannakinder352 oh but she is. No doubt Stephanie IS that shallow to give up a good family life for sex with 2 characters written to be seniors or whatever in highschool. Gotta dust the cobwebs with that new duster. Or dusters if she had it her way.

[@HUH-no8gz]

I love Your pfp Erin You're beautiful Queen

[@erinella]

@@HUH-no8gz Aw thank you, you're very sweet! 😊

[@JTM_MACHINE]

When they watch New Moon, I hope Adam remembers saying: “The entire problem was that you split up.”

[@ProxyDoug]

Jasper's performance is so distracting knowing the actor also played Sokka on The Last Airbender.

[@daishoryujin95]

That's rough, buddy.

[@diaryofamadblackfemcel2094]

same stiffness despite different directors, SAD!

[@notveryniceatall]

Get lost clapping seal

[@owenwithahat]

I just noticed that the two cans on the table at 12:47 are put together so that you can see the whole logo

[@ihvojd]

Clever advertising

[@niaragums1437]

The actual pure joy I heard from that laugh when Robert Pattinson said "cat" made rewatching this movie so worth it. 😂

[@belaroche]

*My favorite character in this movie is the guy who made the end credits*

[@themightyblat5007]

*just because your comment is in bold doesn't mean it's funny or worth reading*

[@smelldong]

@@belaroche you didnt have to reply 3 times vro

[@belaroche]

@@smelldong ok

[@smelldong]

@@belaroche okay

[@roach9397]

@@belaroche okay

[@darnbricks]

Honestly, I don't get the praise Kristen Stewart's getting lately. As you pointed out, she keeps using the same mannerisms in every movie - which might not be that obvious if the dialogue and direction are somewhat decent, but still. As far as I can see, from the female cast of Twilight, Anna Kendrick is the true standout performer, and there isn't a role Stewart's played ever since that she wouldn't have played more convincingly. Robert Pattinson, on the other hand, is really becoming a great, versatile actor, and I'm glad he got rid of that stereotype.

[@weregretohio7728]

Yeah I don't get it. People seem to either defend her because "people view her negatively because of Twilight" or because "she's hot/hotter than people think." Never heard that kind of public defense for Pattinson (more like they try to ignore him being in Twilight) and yet he and Kendrick are way better.

[@darnbricks]

@@weregretohio7728 Even during her Twilight tenure, people were telling me: 'Okay, she sucks in this trash, but she was good in Panic Room and Into the Wild.' No, she wasn't. She was decent, which is apparently the most anyone can expect from her.

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

I think she’s fairly good, but Twilight is her best performance if you talk about book adaptation. Because if you read the book, Bella NEVER describes herself emoting, she’s often quiet, and she is constantly trying to subdue herself.

[@andreavacca9182]

I don't know, i watched many of her movies and i noticed the difference people talk about. It must be about the material she is given. But i must agree Robert Pattinson is doing much better

[@sircumulonimbus]

Uhhh idk Anna Kendrick as Joan Jett doesnt have the same appeal as K. Stew, who played her well (imho) in The Runaways.

[@bauer0788]

What gets me the most is any review or commentary on twilight, when the vampires are running they ALWAYS add in Sonic sound effects/theme over it. Comedy Gold Every Time.

[@imaplumbun]

This is my first time watching this since Scoot passed. I love love love Adum and Pals, but of course it's been tough. Let's pour one out for our boy

[@HinataChick38]

Funny story, when this was big, my middle school had an assembly so the entire school could watch this movie. They were treating it with such importance like if the president showed up. Why? I dunno.

[@briankaslewicz6130]

Did one of your fellow classmates commit a war crime to warrant such collective punishment?

[@HinataChick38]

@@briankaslewicz6130 fuck if I know.

[@TSmith-yy3cc]

Was your principal/head teacher a female in her late 30's/early 40's?

[@HinataChick38]

@@TSmith-yy3cc a few of them were. I guess maybe they knew about the big 'phenomenon' that was going on over the movie and wanted to take advantage of that.

[@fakeplasticgamers9850]

Honestly, both Kristen and Robert acted perfectly in these movies. The problem is that the characters really were THAT boring and unlikeable. They played the part well, especially Robert in my opinion... so if you found it boring and uninteresting, it wasn't the acting. The characters really be like that.

[@Hoganply]

Idk, I can imagine someone doing a better job with individual scenes. I want to say the direction was just that strange.

[@fakeplasticgamers9850]

To be honest I can imagine Anna Kendrick (who in this movie played Jessica and we now know to be a talented actress) playing a more interesting Bella. But there's only so much one can work with. I can safely say this was a 'perfect' adaptation of these characters as far as the books are concerned, but I would have preferred if they strayed from the books to just make them more interesting and fun to watch. Sometimes a one-for-one adaptation can be a detriment.

[@laughingseagull000]

Carlisle was always best. I’m glad we can all acknowledge this.

[@Sarahonwheels]

Charlie is the best character. No contest.

[@dromalloma2651]

@@Sarahonwheels Seconding Charlie as best. Carlisle is a close second though.

[@PollyW326]

Charlie first then Carlisle.

[@HermitBlake]

Charlie is the best character, but Aro is the best performance :>

[@laughingseagull000]

@@Sarahonwheels Charlie is a close contender, true. I just wish the series focused on the Cullens. They seem interesting, and Carlisle is the founder.

[@theallinonegamer8482]

ah, the franchise that started the trend of taking advantage of horny women in loveless relationships or not even in relationships who would fantasise about a sexual kink that both the writer and the majority of the readers have no idea how it works.

[@danielyoung6778]

Started is a strong word. I'd say popularized it for a new generation and put it into genre fiction.

[@noahmoody4568]

50 shades of grey was literally made from twilight fanfic

[@MarkyMatey]

Vampires for decades have been sexual creatures. Dracula is filled sexual under and overtones.

[@-Azure.EXE-]

@TooLateToTheStory Dracula untold is looking to fuck up your day

[@TheZigzagman]

@TooLateToTheStory Vampires are based on ancient European superstitions about dead people walking around at night and sucking blood. Vlad the impaler is connected with vampire mythology because his nickname was Dracula and Bram Stoker thought it was a badass eastern-European name.

[@cactiareamazing]

I don't think I can trust Adum's film critiques anymore for not thinking that the baseball scene was one of the greatest movie moments of all time

[@caitlynmarie2677]

I’ve read the books and have seen the movies more times than I feel comfortable admitting, that said: Kristen Stewart’s performance was exactly, absolutely a perfect interpretation of Bella’s “character”, especially from the books. She’s gotten so much criticism for her performance(s) in these movies but the truth is, she f*cking nailed it. She is Bella.

[@spaz5310]

I can't believe he's gone 😞 RIP Scott. You brought us all so much laughter and joy.

[@samuelsolomon7330]

Is that the crazy guy from the lighthouse?

[@Pizzaxbandit]

No this is Edward Cullen

[@theboss297]

Its a prequel to good time

[@carter_lovejoy]

@@theboss297 no The Lighthouse is actually a prequel to Twilight.

[@floraposteschild4184]

Which one?

[@Pizzaxbandit]

@@floraposteschild4184 the guy in the movie.

[@MarKBBQ]

12:49 I like how the beer cans are positioned in such a way that you can still see the full brand logo

[@shwibbleglibble7197]

I remember that I used to do that with empty soda bottles when I was bored, simpler times

[@travissloan260]

Rest in Peace, Tiger!

[@simplyhaunting]

I replayed this video so many times when it first came out, man... Now, it's hard to watch. We miss you Scoot. You were underappreciated, king.

[@y2kmermaid64]

You really can tell that Adam hasn't seen this before because his confusion is so genuine and sincere lol

[@amandad8922]

Kristen stewart played bella perfectly. Emotionless and uninteresting

[@StephNuggs]

Pretty much a vegetable then?

[@aliveslice]

@@StephNuggs how dare you some vegetables are very exciting

[@Greystoryteller]

🍆🍆🍆🍆

[@Regulith]

no matter how many times they do it, "make weird slurping sounds during a kiss and wobble the screen" makes me chuckle every time

[@TherealHK-47]

Stephanie Meyer definitely wrote these books with her pants around her ankles lol

[@stevenholt7670]

Ew. no.

[@LetsSingTheDoomSong]

Just burst out loud laughing, which is rare 😂

[@joshuahagon8269]

dubbing "Pumped up kicks" over the shooter cameos had me dying

[@torishigo6970]

They were so focused on the school shooter they forgot asian guy from 13 reasons why

[@commissardale]

Oh my God he ALMOST realized indie french films suck, he was so, SO close.

[@datahoarder3878]

He talks a bit more about Personal Shopper and Clouds of Sils Maria in the full commentary track, actually.

[@fante9]

I love you

[@CorsairPrince]

You seem incredibly familiar

[@commissardale]

@@CorsairPrince in what way

[@CorsairPrince]

I’ve seen 40k comics by a guy who is also on the iWarhammer podcast with ya name

[@TheManInThe5uit]

Don't crucify me but I got a soft spot for this film because I can specifically name people from my high school years who were like Stewart and Pattison and many of the other "teenagers" in the movie, plus it hits me right in the nostalgia feels.

[@frncscsbn1257]

Noticed how Emmett has a literal bag of boiled eggs on the first time we see him on the cafeteria?

[@luthientinuviel3883]

"I eat human food!"

[@LetsSingTheDoomSong]

Best fact about this movie is that the music during the scene where Edward is sucking out the venom, it's Robert Pattinson's own singing

[@mk1k]

"The Makeup palette is like *super* white" "Well Stephanie Meyer is a Mormon so that was probably her decision." As a "mormon" im pretty sure I died laughing at that

[@SuperCrazyEstonian]

Oh! The shotgun scene! In the cinema, EVERYONE chuckled. The only time the audience actually laughed.

[@KajiCarson]

How the hell could Pattinson say "Yes" to THIS after 'The Lighthouse' and 'The Devil All the Time'??? Outrageous!

[@andrewheaney4874]

Because he did Twilight before he did those movies.

[@jonahspong9381]

@@andrewheaney4874 that's the joke

[@LWonderchild]

@@andrewheaney4874 read it again man its clearly a joke

[@luddesson]

@@andrewheaney4874 pff Why did the YMS video of the lighthouse come out before this one then?

[@andrewheaney4874]

@@luddesson you might be right! (For the record I know the OP was joking. There are people who unironically think Twilight was the last thing Pattinson was in)

[@borringguy1006]

The Funniest line for me is when he says she has to go to Jacksonville to be safe, now thats a good joke

[@SoCloseToToast]

Editing on this kick's ass!

[@mauraconticchio266]

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[@Evanz111]

I just finished watching The Cosmonaut Variety show watching this entire series and I was so sad when it ended, but now you’ve started and I am SO happy

[@tylerfun3158]

From a review of the new book, which as I understand is this part of the story from his perspective, Robert did an incredible job of being Stephanie's weird fantasy. Makes his career less of a surprise considering he was able to do any of this without constantly laughing hysterically. The sparkling is ridiculous

[@Jindo1]

This banter is literally the only way I could ever sit through this movie, thank you.

[@Alfred_Benson]

3:01 I can't stop thinking about how the woman on the right looks like a Netflix adaptation of Makoto Niijima from Persona 5

[@JohnDoe-uf3lj]

I can’t unsee that now…

[@BeastModeNerd49]

The concept of vampires in Twilight is crazy. Why would you want to become a vampire and relive high school a thousand times?!?!?

[@qwertyasdfg4962]

Just as I finished watching the whole commentary, I get this notification. No reason to not double dip