Try Not To Laugh Challenge ft. Matt Heafy

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[@carnifex2232]

The Synyster Gates one was great

[@slicethxm_4952]

Ikr!

[@uhm60]

@WhoDarestheMAN gamer that is an opinion, not a fact. Because I think avenged sevenfold is better than jinjer

[@uhm60]

Dude it's still an opinion. Go listen some Oceans ate Alaska. They are one of the best musicians around today (which is a fact) and the play core music. So go fuck yourself.

[@olivergonzalez9849]

my question is, who the fuck asked for your opinion, he wasnt even talking about the band, this is exactly why a lot of people hates metal, the community is so stupid for ppl like you, but this is just an opinion... dumbass. to WhoDarestheMAN, btw.

[@PulseOfTheMaggie]

thanks, I wrote it :)

[@americanmcgeesalicefanatic8904]

Matt looks like a giant next to Jared

[@LemonLime36]

Dude's like 6'4 with massive fucking hands.

[@midnightkimchi785]

Matt Beefy

[@VladimirDevyatoff]

1,65

[@pmaster1173]

@Ramses77 5'11 I guess. He isn't that short. Matt Heafy just has a VERY upright posture while he sits in all videos I've seen of him. So that makes him look much bigger..

[@VladimirDevyatoff]

or shorter

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

You know what genre Trivium is right? *Heafy metal*

[@patrickgibsonmusic]

That Oli Sykes joke was brutal lmao

[@SaNdR0RM46]

Can someone explain? I didnt undestand.... x(

[@ryanvitty9743]

"Out of key" means he can't sing the correct notes, "doesn't know when to come in" means he misses his cues to start singing again.

[@SaNdR0RM46]

oh yeah, he wasted is voice so fast ahaha, ty

[@MachineFuckingHate]

Good thing that the band still has the keyboard player. Without his backup vocals, can you imagine what a shitshow their live shows would be?

[@aidanserviss]

That joke hurt me a bit

[@MicroMindRyan]

I didn’t realize Matt’s humor was that dark. 😂

[@Infernoblade1010]

What's a sad astronaut's theme song? Tears dont fall

[@TarantinosNightmare]

No.

[@lolickypeepee23xdd6]

why not its a good song from a band that (was) great

[@FreezepondMapping]

What's a ground control's least favorite lyric? "They crash around me"

[@lennardblackstein1523]

Thats good xD

[@nikifalcon]

@@FreezepondMapping what a fuckin legend lol

[@DeanMylesPrower]

Hiding money in sheet music, that got me real good

[@SophiaAphrodite]

What's sheet music?

[@MyYsMa]

The sheet that has music notes instead of tabs. Mostly metalheads dont read music sheets they use Tab sheets.

[@shanelarsen695]

its honestly so annoying boxing it into "metalheads" most fucking guitarists use tab at this point for convenience too stereotypical for my taste.

[@gregtheflyingwhale6480]

3:15 Alex Bent wasn't laughing at this one XD

[@markopegan568]

4:00 oof😂😂😂

[@alexleblanc5926]

1:56 Was the first one that made me bust out laughing, and then Jared called me out on it. 😂

[@cheloniamydas6753]

I like my women like my bands. After the Burial!

[@Knotunit]

nice, and it fits the theme. My fav is still - I like my women like I like my coffee....ground up and in the freezer.

[@andriealinsangao613]

Oh, that's dark!!

[@stevent5229]

I though that the joke from the thumbnail was going to read, “I like my women how I like my bands; Black and Heavy.”

[@crigmartin]

Deep purple one was actually really good

[@marcafterlife64]

This is so unreal to see still. Awesome. God those jokes are horrible though. Just my humor lmao

[@stefan.avramov]

not just yours, I overcringed

[@karleeweeg4998]

MarcAfterlife that’s what makes them funny!

[@TheHaggis0451]

I think that was the whole point, they're so terrible that you can't help smiling

[@ferevon]

Totally unlaughable most of them . I bet they laughed to make the video more interesting.

[@willpestka2745]

Compared to one of my coworkers, these were not that bad

[@marcusofthestoneage]

What does Matt eat for breakfast? EGG WHIIIITES!!!

[@Oilid]

I laughed so hard at Foot Loose. I think I'm dumb or maybe just happy.

[@danielskrivan6921]

Probably because it was the only one making a pun instead of just the name of the band/song. I was guessing "Leper Messiah".

[@Oilid]

@@danielskrivan6921 🤣👍

[@thatsrad4716]

Nirvana lyric

[@cmoney0129]

Wow 😂

[@perkele8341]

I didn't. My brain thought I was in

[@AakashBalajiCyborg]

Matt Heafy sounds and talks like Edge from WWE

[@TheophanyComedyGuru]

I thought the table was a giant floor tom, for a moment Edit: holy shit, thanks for the likes y'all

[@commandolemon6340]

Theophany CG You idiot, its clearly a small kick drum!

[@migaspt5676]

Wait, it isnt?

[@maxscardanelli6185]

I thought that I was the only one.

[@lastwymsi]

Thats a neat idea for a table tho. Use an old kick and replace the head with painted plywood or something. I could see it in maybe a studio waiting room.

[@sleepylive929]

me too XD

[@unknown6000]

Being a huge Trivium fan it's always great to see Matt in videos, he's so chill!

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

What's the difference between jesus and a portrait of jesus? It only took one nail to hang the portrait.

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

@Noah G. ♥️♥️😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@teamatfort444]

Murmur D O F F F

[@dougjones5530]

What did the Romans say after they crucified Jesus? "Nailed it"

[@andriealinsangao613]

HAH!!!!!

[@SBMoto24]

I love all of these 😂

[@tingachhakchhuak6083]

Both of you please make a song together That would be so Heafy!!

[@leejackson1546]

I understood that reference lol

[@MaGGotsable]

That would be really "metallistic" haha (metallica) this is my joke...if you wanna use it just let me know cause i'm the creator.

[@nikifalcon]

@@MaGGotsable Nah I'm good I'm gonna make my own lol Or if I actually end up using it I'm gonna refer people to your channel sounds good?

[@bioactivevirus]

Well it’s happening now!

[@stevent5229]

And about the footloose one, I had a feeling it would end in “Leper Messiah”

[@liiiiam42]

DJ SPT yeah I was expecting that too. Thinking “yeah that’s predictable and boring”. was in tears at the footloose punchline 😂😂

[@Nitronium]

Why do I get the impression that Jared is being held hostage?

[@bread_girl_jane]

if anything matt is getting held hostage

[@JimDewdGuitars]

Trivi ummmmmmmm🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nov95]

That was a good one

[@dpedrosoliano]

Matt is like a cross between joseph gordon levitt and jason david frank (Green Ranger)

[@michaelmtv]

Damn I can actually see it

[@kckondor2]

3:47 perfect opportunity to say Leper Messiah

[@stuff5532]

Im a metalhead and my blood type is drop b :-)

[@koffieverslaafde627]

German Warrior mine is drop a man

[@MrMetalhorse]

Mine is standard E. I'm old school.

[@stuff5532]

@@MrMetalhorse so its like blood type 0 :D

[@sirzack0002]

@@stuff5532 no, more like Type O Negative.

[@DragonsGemstone]

Drop C bby

[@justapari4236]

Jared i am so happy for you!! You deserve this 🤘

[@TheOneGuitarGuy]

"What's a metalheads preferred method of poison? Anthrax." Yeah, thatd be a pretty Megadeth.

[@tingachhakchhuak6083]

Why is Matt so chilled!!! Awesome

[@jamesrowe2055]

I am glad to see you so happy Jared keep up the good work bro

[@elysium3674]

Metal Fans: Metalhead comes and kills the dragon an f*cks the princess. Queen Fans: Freddie Mercury comes kills the princess and f*cks the dragon

[@robertonome2448]

Let's just say that oli's reaction to the joke about his voice would bring him back to one of his band's older albums Suicide Season

[@sanmetal3313]

Hey jared, can you battle guitar with matt heafy (again)

[@sticklyboi]

>matt heavy

[@sanmetal3313]

@@sticklyboi excusme, can you see?

[@sticklyboi]

@@sanmetal3313 >matt heavy

[@JaydenDonato]

Battle Corey

[@sanmetal3313]

@@JaydenDonato what you mean?

[@LeonardoNR]

It's so good, I want more of this

[@skokartong]

Unreal to see this, fucking awesome! Nice to see some A7X in there to crack you guys up!

[@TheDreamCatchers]

The synyster gates joke really got me

[@EricWilhelm28]

How did you get Joseph Gordon-Levitt on here?! :D

[@e.o.archuleta6768]

Eric Wilhelm I cant tell if you kidding or not. If you aren’t, your dumb

[@Bristow9091]

@@e.o.archuleta6768 I can't tell if you're kidding or not. If you aren’t, you're dumb.

[@e.o.archuleta6768]

Jason Bristow I don’t know if your joking or not, but if you are, you’re dumb

[@Bristow9091]

@@e.o.archuleta6768 I don’t know if you're joking or not, but if you are, you’re dumb.

[@e.o.archuleta6768]

Jason Bristow ok I don’t even know what you’re doing at this point

[@Monolith64]

This was awesome seeing Matt like this, he's always so super seriously metal in most interviews and what not. I've legit never seen him laugh like that before :p

[@johnny_b_dude]

I'm glad for you Jared :) Seeing one metal-head living the dream of most of other metal-heads is kinda heartwarming

[@BiRDiEHere]

Jared doing a Try not to laugh challenge with my most favorite guitar player and singer :o

[@PulseOfTheMaggie]

OH MY GOD MATT READ MY JOKE AND JARED LAUGHED I CAN'T BREATHE (edit: it was the Synyster Gates one and I can't believe the number of comments saying how good it was ahhhhhh)

[@MahmoodMikdadi]

Love you both

[@LonewolfeE5]

These are great. Matt is an awesome dude

[@justinwolf148]

Lmfao that synyster joke was great

[@biakhangxo]

??

[@coreymakesmusic9691]

XD

[@theparttimegodz1548]

Tntlc but everytime matt does “ba dum tss” it gets funnier

[@andrewpappas9311]

Matt's delivery on that lemon guitar joke was amazing, I need to use that at some point

[@AM_Oni13]

This is why i love this dude his level of humor is fucking great! Gonna see yall Nov 3 hopefully

[@GlazzHalfFool]

Why does matt get points when somebody else in the room laughs?

[@JUSTINTRIPjl]

Because he's Matt.

[@numetalinkin]

The only point Jared got was from Alex laughing.

[@Eric-yc2kf]

Erik MetalyRock no it was Matt, look at his mouth when Jared got the point

[@GlazzHalfFool]

There was a point where jared told a joke, somone laughed outside of the frame and matt got the point

[@thehunter7422]

Nobody laughs unless matt heafy laughs

[@adamdelaney6782]

Next we need a try not to laugh or a drum war with Alex

[@bre-annecaudill8357]

I love Matt so much!!!♡

[@TremourSphereMotovlogs]

do more of these!!

[@enzogarcia.filmmaker]

Top 10 best couples in the anime

[@mynamefrank6567]

1:22 HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES?

[@IronWill161]

Love this

[@clonetrooper576]

How is Matt's voice so soft and soothing, i could listen to this man put my kids to sleep

[@jonathancohen4427]

SO MUCH AKWARDNESS!!!!!

[@CyberHeat548]

Last time I was this early I knew what to say.

[@filippodeambrogi6813]

Yeaaaaaa! Super Jared, wonderful video

[@carter5103]

love matt

[@seaotter458]

i've never clicked so fast on a video

[@ollieheads374]

Noel Schuster I have

[@ilmarilavi]

Im moist

[@psychological6707]

Two of my favorite metal guys!

[@leviathandiabolo6296]

Matt is such a chill guy!

[@mrpasqwal3901]

What's an Angels favorite song? Afterlife

[@mothekid]

More like try not to cringe

[@adamdelaney6782]

How?

[@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908]

@Musical Equality maybe you're just a weak bitch

[@mothekid]

It's just that Jared is trying to hard.

[@shaunbxxxer2869]

@@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908 seriously calling the kettle black here buddy. Only a weak bitch would get so offended over a comment like that

[@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908]

@Musical Equality I'm not 10 tough guy. I just think cringing at something like this and complaining about it makes you a whiny bitch. Simple

[@danemp4727]

Its crazy seeing heafy and trivium through your channel. Gunshot to the Head of Trepidation was what got me through my freshman year in high school

[@blizzardkhaos]

I love Matt

[@mikey7355]

Seems nothing beats Avenged Sevenfold :))

[@TheVANITYKILLJOY]

I know this is random but I just woke up from a dream where I was at a trivium concert and they opened up with kirisute gomen but it sounded poppy and too Singy and there were back up dancers. Then suddenly the whole crowd started throwing stuff at trivium everyone was mad. So trivium got off stage and the crowd stormed the stage and messed with the equipment. Later there was this drive thru like window in a different room and Matt Heafy was selling corn on the cob out of. He ignored any question that I had of the performance. Later some girl came up to him and asked him if he was gonna get back on stage because she was gonna strip for her bf. Then I woke up

[@taliarronen]

😂

[@kanglongshankz3313]

This made me laugh haha Kirisute Gomen is my favourite Trivium song as well

[@Serprizebuttsecks]

Matt honestly has to be the most down to earth dude in metal! I remember I met him and the band backstage in 2012 in Plymouth England (gf at the time got us backstage meet and greets for my birthday) and the whole band were so cool and nice but he was just something else! I gave him a copy of my bands EP and he actually had a genuine interest in it was asking me about the artwork what the songs were about and I was just a nervous as fuck teenager at the time who wanted to give my CD to my idols and thought I'd hand it over they'd say "cool we'll check it out later" and that be the end of it! The fact he took an actual interest in it honestly meant the world to me! Has to be said though... Corey was flirting hard time with my girl and she wasn't hating the attention the fucker! 😂😂😂

[@scottymemes9264]

Saw trivium in VA beach with avatar. One of the best and defiantly the LOUDEST BAND IVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!! Couldn’t hear for 2 days after but so worth it.

[@veryfighter7949]

Thanos (Jared) Vs Iron Man (Matt) 😁😁

[@neonai9213]

Very impressive, but can you battle Davie?

[@rumpledxkn]

There had to be one. 🤦‍♂️

[@njk3498]

I adore you Matt!!

[@pascaldufresne2732]

matt is awesome !! and the trivium jokes of jared !!! that was epic guys

[@mes66]

Kinda cringe though haha

[@sandycheeks9342]

I'll be seeing you guys in a couple hours. Looking forward to seeing Trivium live for the first time.

[@thenuclearpotato4394]

Loved the synyster gates joke! Lol

[@mikaschwarzer1977]

Matt is brilliant

[@elojune2896]

The synyster gates just killed me !!!😂😂😂

[@assassinwolfe2654]

Much love Jared, I would love to hang out with Matt and the band. Trivium is one of my favorite bands. 🤘🤘

[@pyroaficionado867]

And here I am laughing at all of them

[@Joe-uv1qj]

Love your vids

[@jesselamoni9677]

Those Shogun-lightbulb and sheet music jokes were on point! 🤘🏽😎

[@00Dusty]

This was great 😂 I love trivium 😂 also shogun was good but so was ascendancy and in waves but this new album is flipping insane every song is a tune!

[@Metalheadissues]

I lost at the Synyster Gates one, that's really good 😂🖤🤘

[@Liyingbemo]

two of the nicest people together

[@wyattmuller1614]

These are brutal

[@broziibeans289]

Matt is a legend.

[@gonehollow99]

Matt is such an amazing guy

[@Nathanthepleb]

This makes me happier than it should haha

[@ursofired5557]

Lmao. The drums joke had me. 😂😂😂

[@srfBoris157]

I cracked at the ones for Barney and the leper. Good stuff gents!

[@Aizat-kj9no]

this is awsome!!!

[@ethakis]

Matt’s jokes were so good

[@CoreValue666]

YO more videos like this, very funny bro ++

[@northernninety7]

The barney one got me. I just knew it was gonna get me.

[@stedyshredy2772]

these are so bad, i love every second

[@GuruBahasaInggris]

Matt is so polite