Epic Dad Joke Battle!

[@johngeebair]

These were great jokes, but that Lil Jon impression was amazing. Had me up dancing like it was 2004

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahahaha that's just fantastic to hear

[@paulbonge6617]

@@WeGotTheChocolates The pool table joke reminded me of this: I think you'll enjoy this one. It's a palindrome pun and I think it's the most elegant one I've encountered. To preface this, the old adage says that once you've given credit at least 3 times, you can tell the story as your own. This one is so lovely I always give credit to my British friend Michael Williams "Taffy" who told me this nearly 40 years ago now. Now that the suspense has built, "How do you titillate and Ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot!" The next little bit of word fun that is very close to the top spot sharing the place with the Ocelot is a Groucho-ism. Groucho Marx famous for his one liners: "Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!" And a Groucho-ism more well known would have to be: "On safari I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."

[@authorminator1579]

@@paulbonge6617 LOL. These are some good ones.

[@dippegalant]

Jana's look of disapprovement when the guys tell bad jokes is the best thing about these vids... 😀

[@RayWhiting]

Mickus' laugh is infectious. You fine folks need to put up a compilation video (10-15 minutes) of Mickus and the rest of the gang just laughing. No jokes, no stories, no quotes... just laughing.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Actually are doing this!

[@RayWhiting]

@@WeGotTheChocolates -- Thank you!

[@noirjacques3274]

👍 for all I love seeing him nearly cry when he laughs sometimes, early in this vid, he doesn’t even need to be on camera. 😂😂😂

[@yourfriendoverseas]

This is the dumbest idea since playing the odds game to get yer willy pierced. I love it.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@yourfriendoverseas hahaha dumb ideas are our forte 😂

[@s1x6x1s]

3:37 the lubricant joke got me 😂 12:06 Mickus: "cheers to butt sex" to Jana's husband 🤣🤣🤣 such a faux pas

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Debacle 😂

[@wayneellis189]

Flawless delivery from Matt with cargo beep beep he nailed it

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

We loved that one 😂

[@1ELBE]

I didn’t understand. This episode was hard for non native speakers.

[@GanciEnglishIdioms]

@@1ELBE Jokes are often difficult when you don't speak the language natively.

[@MusaA1i]

​@@1ELBEit sounds as "car_go beep-beep"

[@sabre440]

For pure quality of jokes, this is one of the best video's. Some of them had me howling!! 😂😂 Matt needs to do a regular rap impression segment after that display.

[@geofftewierik7609]

Must remember to hold off on watching these when my wife is asleep in the bed beside me. I kept waking her up with my laughter.

[@colombe245]

Mickus craking up in the back ground is precious 😂 you guys rock, all of you, i must have to work my Aussie vocabulary to understand all of the subtilities 😁 Always a pleasure to see/hear you. Love from France 👌

[@philipmartin3411]

aussies we kinda have our words not long but short, particularly vowels, dont quote me tho, I cannot do grammar

[@jonjohnson1978.]

Love how far mickus has come...the man went from laughing at everything to being one of the hardest outs 👏👏👏😅👊

[@jacksonsilva4409]

I was really impressed by him on this one

[@maikie7]

Nicely done Matt, that impression was so freakin good i got goosebumps

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Really enjoyed that 😂

[@phnelson033]

Dang, for me it ended up spraining my cringe muscles. All of 'em.😎

[@Potata_Potato]

Matt’s little giggles get me every time 😂

[@CullenBriere]

Well done everyone! Loved seeing Eloise react to the gnarly jokes 😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha love that thank you!

[@KimJung-un4747]

Mickus with the mad cow joke had me on the floor, and you lot didn't even grin!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha that was good to be fair!

[@jpmaza]

Eloise is the most graceful of the group, I love her facial expressions!

[@rameezh88]

I rewatched the "Yeah!" part a zillion times! That was effin hilarious!! 🤣

[@ChemOrSmth]

Yes a new episode! Been catching up with the podcast but this was what first got me to your channel

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thank you chemistry lad!! ❤️

[@TheDimonTube]

These needs to be longer. Can't get enough!

[@rambunkchus1592]

LOL!! Jana always has the best jokes,that last one was outstanding 🤣

[@rooreeves]

What do you call an award winning farmer? Outstanding in his field…

[@chrisconnell8198]

Jana is hilarious, love her reactions

[@jocelynfreger5310]

Jana needed to exit with a "that's showbiz baby"

[@Cody_the_William]

SHOWBIZ, that's how they do it in Hollywood!

[@darasen66]

This episode devolved into a bit of chaos, and it was amazing.

[@richardcanning7351]

This was perfect for my Sunday morning. Just brightened up my day 😂

[@kingkinvar]

I love Jana's delivery, she's always so great

[@GlimpseofGlamour2143]

You should add a Mickus laugh count as well as the game score 😂😂 love his laugh, it’s infectious

[@Joogaberry]

Why doesnt the Gode ever partake in these joke nights. Id love to hear some rangar jokes

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Wonderful question hahaha 😂

[@brendanhart517]

@@WeGotTheChocolates maybe he’s not red-y yet?

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@brendanhart517 seems most likely 😂

[@beefa24]

There would be a lot of disappointment in his face and the phrase ‘what is wrong with you’

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@beefa24 that would be said so many times!

[@stevej1154]

The mandarin joke was the highlight for me. 🍊 And Jana messed up the psychiatrist joke. It should be “I can clearly see your/you’re nuts.” But she redeemed herself with the last joke. Top quality.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Yeah we thought that too!!

[@earlpettey]

"car go beep beep" was delivered so perfectly I cried laughing.

[@goodtim3s394]

Wes’s shock face is epic and lmao Jan’s,, ‘don’t cheers with my husband to bum sex.’ 🤣😂😂

[@leftblank131]

2 cannibals sitting around the campfire eating dinner C1> *Sigh* C2> what's wrong? C1> Man, I just really hate my mother in law. C2> Fine, just eat your noodles then.

[@RealAndySkibba]

The rap section was great

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha really took everyone by surprise 😂

[@toddseales8222]

It was “OK” 😊

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

@@toddseales8222 Hahaha yeah Todd! That Seales the deal

[@dwithunbasumatary1193]

3.47..... that Michael's haa..haaa... Got me😂😂

[@StudioMargalima]

The smoking joke is a quite a big contender for a next round of best WGTC dad jokes!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha definitely keep that in there!

[@ryanklotz309]

All of those jokes, and Jana barely broke. Jana makes all the guys break with one joke. *mic drop*. Well done, Jana. 😄

[@HannahRoot55]

Hi Klotz 👋

[@nenechonlisboa4127]

I definitely need a man as Mike in my life, his laugh is fantastic :)

[@brendanhart517]

Some really good jokes in here, high bar and low bar, something for everyone

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

One of our favourite editions this one I reckon!

[@dziugim9408]

Yess, was waiting for these funny battles

[@aorsoul...7532]

Love these joke vids. I'm 100% blind, so I only get the sound. Odd question maybe, but what's the song at the end? I've not heard it before.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Yeah I can’t even remember what song was in this haha hold up I’ll listen

[@aorsoul...7532]

Turns out it was "Racecar" by Aries!

[@LordJupiter1]

Slow down and use some lubricant, probably my favorite part of this episode. 😂😂😂

[@smallbluechicken6818]

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar....." ooooh my, still laughing 🤣🤣

[@Saiyankev01]

Ok this was the best one! So great

[@Schloober]

Oh lord that's a strong intro. Really set the tone for the rest of the episode! 😆

[@mitchellide1907]

I heard recently that they found a pen that can write underwater. ... It can write other words too.

[@rodneylloydnason7455]

At 7:02 did Eloise just tell him he is a bit close.. hahahaha.. the fingers and he s like whoops.... hahahhahahaa

[@noirjacques3274]

Thanks Choccas, I needed a good cry… seriously!😂🤣😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha unreal news! Thank you so much

[@Bobal27]

5:03 Damn. I had the wrong right answer to that. Beef jerking.

[@uncle_grandpa_pi2853]

Ep was loose as a goose. Loved it 😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha thanks uncle!

[@stevo9858]

The Girlfriend smoking joke is class, but Mickus losing it in the background is top gear

[@zevo9314]

"dont cheers with my husband to butt sex" has got to be one of the single best lines on the internet

[@Sobrilicious]

The Lil john part is great. More please.

[@MrBelfast87]

Goodness there were some really good rib-breaking jokes in that one 😂😂😂😂😂

[@duncanmiddleton1170]

Love you guys.. you make me laugh... hard...

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That’s the best news ever Duncan!

[@Shintoraz]

Mickus with the „cheers to Buttsex“ and the instant regret got me

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

He hated that part 😂

[@surajbalajr.4016]

2:28 watching Eloise laugh her heart out was wholesome af 😂

[@MurrayRichardson-pp3qr]

These guys and giels are hilarious. Not just the jokes but the delivery and reactions. Keep it coming. Oh yeah, Gnarly one for you! What do you call four gay guys in a VW Beetle?..... 4 on the floor and fats all round!!!!

[@wolfie54321]

Hearing Mickus just laughing in the background when he's not even at the table, haha, love it.

[@andycarol7422]

Exceptional.

[@Article_Book_immigration]

Perfect

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thank you!

[@tweetybunny1831]

Saw the video multiple times, still can’t believe the Gynaecologist joke came from Eloise. She is always last to get the adult ones and disapproves.

[@jattgondal2242]

Mikus n matt are funniest n yans the true beauty , gorgeous 😍

[@TristanBailey]

Turn down for Walt 🎉😂and tight seal had me caught out for laughs

[@HannahRoot55]

Bailey 👋

[@jeffallen8135]

Jana: don't cheers my husband about bum sex.😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That couldn’t have made me laugh more 😂

[@conor1423]

Did you hear the story about the boy who was born without eye lids? The doctor used his foreskin to fix him. It went well but he looks a bit cockeyed

[@buenosdiasamigo]

Hey, guys. Great jokes. 😅 Please, add the subtitles to your videos.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

They should be there now mate!

[@sommerfoto]

Home from work :"hey, what's for dinner?" "nothing" "that's what we got yesterday" "yes, I made enough to last for 2 days"

[@jeffreyfitzsimmons5022]

Thanks for the laughs. Love all yinz.

[@HannahRoot55]

Hi Jeffrey

[@Cody_the_William]

Leigh's lubricant and stroganoff jokes take me back to High School. Jana for the win though with the last one.

[@bervil]

there are some really good ones in here! i need to record one and send it in. lol

[@peterkoehling]

Awesome rapping!

[@daringrozak4384]

With you!

[@mikecrider552]

I need more Aussies in my life

[@sacredsock8031]

OK, the baker made me spill my drink. Well done Jana

[@RLPRZH42]

Amazing as always! Never sure which bit is the best but on this occasion its clealy Jana's reaction to Mike and Matts bum sex joke 😂

[@emkosarchie]

finally, dad jokes!!!

[@christan6218]

I watched this video 5 times and I still enjoy it

[@LyricHypeLounge]

3:37 the best joke I have ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Michealxlr]

Lmao these vids are always a fun time

[@zahari_s_stoyanov]

Ooooooh, strong start :D

[@Pedigru]

Matt is adorable. I want one.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That’s fair hahaha

[@scottlarocca]

8:48 Jana ruined the double-meaning by adding "that". Otherwise, a great performance all around.

[@nathaniel537]

Can someone PLEASE tell me what the punchline was to the first (cannibal) joke?🙏 I re-played it endlessly, and still didn’t manage to understand what he said.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Did you try the subtitles haha? Wiped his butt

[@nathaniel537]

@@WeGotTheChocolates I actually didn’t think of that. Good one for next time(:

[@mikkelkirketerp4884]

That Beef Stroganoff caught me off guard! XD

[@driversl]

This group is so wholesome I’d pack up and move to Australia faster than you can say Weetabix

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha they are wonderful people over at weetbix 😂

[@ferrari2k]

I already knew the smoking girlfriend one but I still cracked up :D

[@ArinGhend]

The Lil Jon beat had me thinking of that Skype Ringtone at first xD

[@aaronk2322]

someone's on the blow.... LOL

[@ThanhNguyen-xg7un]

These were actually quite good 😃

[@sherlockhomeless7138]

8:07 This one only works in Australia and some parts of England, haha. with the 'r' that slips in between some words. amandarout

[@tokslut]

Thanks for all the fun, but some punchlines are hard to hear and there is no subtitles on those ether :O

[@philipmartin3411]

oh gawd!! the elephant circumcision 😂 Im dead 💀

[@HannahRoot55]

Philip 👋

[@philipmartin3411]

@@HannahRoot55 Hannah 👋

[@archokphangcho6225]

With subtitles would be awesome mate

[@saudahmad529]

can you please add subtitles with the videos? sometimes it's hard to understand Australian

[@bubzilla6137]

You can turn on closed captioning. I had to do that for the Mandarin joke. Much funnier once I realized what he said... Lol! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@CorvusCorone68]

@@bubzilla6137 helped with the "invisible Japanese friend" punchline as well, for me

[@saudahmad529]

@@bubzilla6137 sometimes even the closed captions can't understand it so it chose the similar word🤣😂

[@bubzilla6137]

@@saudahmad529 That's also true. It didn't get the punchline, I figured that out based on the rest. Haha!

[@brucenatelee]

All guns blazing > all buns glazing = spoonerism

[@mikeetse4644]

Mickus laugh is contagious lol

[@HannahRoot55]

Mike

[@Andy_M986]

That Beethoven one 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@idonotgetthis]

Oh gosh I love Mickus so much xD

[@davisgorick9339]

Mickeys really held it together this time…. Fantastic improvement!

[@monkeays]

Yeah!

[@T4JM]

Matt's face of intensity is as good as the impression..

[@bigsbyfreak]

I'm the only one who really wants to grab a drink and join them? They look surprisingly, 80's look cool people 😊

[@KMLeibenguth]

Please, for the love of all that is holy, release the other parts of this one! Lmao